2000-2004 Archived Reports

Robux,

If Jackson gives a photo-journalism award I will certainly nonimate you for it! Great job and thanks for sharing. You have excellent taste!

Seeing that your pics have already been viewed over 3,000 times, there's sure to be some mongers considering a trip to BKK. My advice; besides checking out the obvious sources for air travel, cheaptickets, expedia, etc., a site that specializes in flights to LOS is www.thaifly.com. They are not always the lowest (depends on the time of year you travel), but I have bought RT tickets from Dulles to BKK for $600 or less from them. Proper planning and homework makes for an excellent vacation. Robux has shown you some gems that await on the other side of the world.

XSailor

No MotorMan, that was not me. I was in Baltimore tonight fucking the daylights out of one of my Blockette regulars bareback. I had gotten her worked up to the max fucking her with a big vibrating dildo all the girls seem to love while licking her clit and finger fucking her asshole while she sucked my cock. After she came real good, I moved around to get into fuck position. She asked about a condom and I told her not tonight baby and slid it home. She didn't argue and loved it but when she knew I was ready to come, she said not inside me, not inside me! Yeah right like I'm pullin' out at that point! Gave her insides a real nice hosing.

Earlier I had some time to kill so I drove around the loops and found a little blonde who tried to give me a BBBJ, but every time I encouraged her to take it deep with enforcement of my hand on the back of her head, she gagged on it over and over again. Finally I told her to sit up and catch her breath. She did, and when I told her OK honey, time to finish the job, she shook her head and said no way and jumped out of the car! Minus her $ of course but it kind of made me laugh.

My boss at home has been getting on my nerves recently, so I decided I needed a bit of relxation of the non-Asian kind, so I went to H&H on Wisconsin for a float and massage (floating is highly recommended, btw). After paying the house fee (.7), I was ushered into my room and then the float chamber by the house mother. One thing about a float is that you spend a long time there, but end up very, very relaxed.

Anyway, after floating for about 1 hour, I was attended to by Rachel. Do not let the house mom suggest her unless you are a friend of the more mature provider (my preference is about half her age). There was no lineup and when I asked descriptions, I was just told that she was "blond and very nice". She is very nice, but not my cup of tea.

I have received FS there before from several much younger providers, but they seem to have all gone the way of the DoDo over the last few years. Rachel did give a good massage, and I did opt for being trained in the use of a manual transmission. She was a good teacher and I did tip her 30 for the lesson.

All in all, I will not be returning until they raise the quality (ie lower the age) of their staff.

Have you mongers ever noticed that all AMPs all have the same or similar smell. Do AMP providers all use the same brand of lotions and soaps?

Also, the providers at AMPs always seem to be clean at the Y. At least from my experience, pretty odorless there. I would be curious of others with good and bad experiences while DATY.

Trash wrote:
"Mikey, I have to wholeheartedly agree with Popeye the XSailorman regarding tipping the Mamasan. That's not a good practice."

Trash and XSailorman: sorry, but I did tip Mamasan (Kim) again! I hadn't read your posts when I went. Friday afternoon I gave in to a growing - really growing - desire to see Paula Downtown. I have the greatest respect for you guys and your long-time life sustaining contributions to the board. I'm still kind of thinking a 1/2 j for Mamasan isn't a bad idea. It never hurts to take care of management to create good will and grease the skids for good service - at least at one of the better places where you are a regular. On the other hand, anything like this winds up raising the price, and I don't want to personally be responsible for that.

[BTW Trashman, could you be any more specific about the blockette you reported on yesterday, for example, who and what club, etc.?]

Iron Pony, I am in mid-fifities also. If you are worried about getting a heart attack, I recommend that when you go Downtown, save yourself by making the long climb slowly - so if you have a heart attack, at least you will have it because of the service. What a way to go! LOL. BTW, I have never had my wallet tampered with in an AMP, although I never take more than a couple of j's extra. I don't want to tempt fate.

Anyway, back to Paula.

I previously reported my first encounter with Paula as "Po-la" , because that is the way that she and Mamasan pronounced it. However, LovLOS you are probably right that it is "Paula."

Paula is still a newbie Downtown, so she was obviously surprised that someone had asked for her, but when she saw me she definitely remembered me. This time she took more time - maybe ten or fifteen minutes beyond the one hour - and she really showed a lot of appreciation for my natural charm and good looks (LOL)!

Like the first time, the TS was all with her hands - no scrubber - and it was thorough and unhurried in all the right places. Back in the room, after she came back from taking a shower, she spent some time giving me a body massage with lotion while I was face down, followed by a really nice massage with very light fingertips while gently blowing air on all the sensitive places. She then spent some time performing an amazing trip around the rim. Then she turned me over and provided a nice, leisurely CBJ. We switched positions, and I licked her lovely nipples - and gentlemen, her breasts are indeed lovely to view and caress. My tongue was getting a great response, so I moved down for a prolonged DATY. This was a truly memorable experience. Paula loves to come, or loves to put on an outstanding imitation of coming. We're talking about a LOG of slippery nectar for someone who is faking it. But it doesn't matter. Either way, the results were truly rewarding.

I took a standing position to do her doggie style, and then she turned over on her back, and, while I was still standing, put her legs over my shoulders and things really got more exciting. We finished up with me back on the table with her doing a reverse cowboy. Then, although I thought I was finished, she just kept going and going, and I finished again.

She really took her time getting wet towels and mouthwash and cleaning me up, and she insisted on completely dressing me herself. And as she had promised on my first visit, we had a nice, long DFK before I left.

Gentlemen, this lady is very nice - not quite GFE, but surely a 9. She could easily become GFE under the right circumstances.

Be happy and safe.

Mikey

Dear Iron Pony:

Every AMP (and most MPs that I've been in) has a small clear plastic zippered bag in your room, that you can use to put your wallet, keys, etc. in, then you can carry the bag with you to the table shower room and back. I always take advantage of this bag, putting my wallet and keys in it, although I usually leave my watch in my trousers (note: my watch is an old Swatch watch, not a Rolex). If you don't see the bag, just ask and the masseuse or mamasan will gladly give you one.

I always carry my driver's license in my wallet, although I usually don't have a lot of cash or credit cards in the wallet. I look at it this way, if I drop dead of a heart attack while having FS with a hot young Korean babe, then yes, I do want them to be able to identify the body, and no, I could care less what others would think at that point, since I'll be dead. Dying the same way as Nelson Rockefeller is a good way to go.

I've never had any evidence that my trousers or coat pockets have ever been gone through at an AMP. My impression is that a well-run AMP (such as Downtown, Supra, CPHC, etc.) is not going to allow any pick-pocketing or petty theft as it's bad for business. Remember, these places want you to keep coming back.

Not confident if this is true at a non-AMP MP. There was a MP in Hartford, CT where it was customary for someone to go through your clothes while you were in the shower, not sure why (to check if you are LE? to see how rich you are so they can ask for a bigger tip?). And of course SWs are the opposite extreme of AMPs - assume that every SW is a pick-pocket and act accordingly.

Might S,

I had a very close relationship with an AMP girl. She assured me that they do go through your walled and pants. One reason is to make sure you are not LE and that you don't have any bugs in your clothes. Another is to make sure you have no weapons such as guns or knives.

Apparently the odd client has been known to be a weirdo. My gal told me about some guy who (while they were doing the deed), pulled out a scissors and cut some of her hair off.

LexLuther

2 years ago a working girl at Downtown was murdered at Downtown. It was an ex-boyfriend who was into drugs. Came in and next thing you heard her screaming. The door was locked so they could not get in. He took off and they found her dead. So yes they are fearful of us. I do not think Downtown looks thru your stuff, but if they feel you are LE or a crazy they may do it. This was in the papers back in June or July of 2002 (I am forgetful on exact dates). Sharon left right after and never really came back. Coco left also for a while. Be careful and nice to the girls and you will be treated the same. Just my thoughts and knowledge.

Hey Mikey!

Take it from a AMP vet that you giving mamasan 10 bucks isn't going to do dick for you. Do you have any clue how much money these places make? And all cash to boot? Trust me these mamsan's ain't starvin'!
You are merely giving in to your inate desire to be liked and accepted by buying those commodities with 10 spot. I got news for ya, it don't really work in this arena. They treat all regulars the same. I think XSailor was being kind and gentle to you. I'm not kind and will tell it like it is. And it is that guys like you who tip at inapropriate times like this are actually viewed as suckers by them, not as the wonderful generous gentleman you think they view you as. Stop wasting your money.

You were gently chastised earlier for this because it DOES end up fucking things up for your fellow mongers eventually. You were told that, but your post tells me that you either don't believe it or have no intention of listening. Dig the potatoes outa your ears and listen! That's why this thing exists so others may learn from our mistakes and experiences. Do you think we tell you things just to hear ourselves talk?

And as far as giving out the name of my Blockette and the name of the club in a public forum like this...are you outa you're fuckin' mind? I don't know you from Adam, you have less than a dozen posts and you expect me to provide those details to you anywhere let alone here? The last thing I need is to provide the name of a business establishment and the name of an employee there as being engaged in prostitution! We all know that it goes on, don't get me wrong, but you don't rub LE noses in it by posting details here that would be enough in and of itself to bring serious hassle to the club and therefore the girl. Nor do I need fifty guys reading the post here going into the club and approaching the girl with " Well, so and so says you do X" and mouthing off at the wrong place. It's a very delicate balance at the Block that requires some finesse to make it work for you. Plus if the club ever got wind that I had named names here, I would at the least be barred from that club ever again and that would spread and the Block ends up dead for me and at the worst maybe I get the shit kicked outa me somewhere. These are not the most understanding people and they play by their rules, period.
Now do you begin to understand when we say things to assist others on the board and they think they know better why it would not exactly earn you brownie points?
All this IMHO as I do not want to try to speak for the others out of turn.

Michael,
I know you didn't read, but the Trash is right on both areas.

Check your PMs for [b]roundtable[/b] info. PM me if I missed you.

LL

Why is it ok for TrashMan to show off his conquest without contact info, but the fellow who wrote about the little honey he met at the grocery store YOU JUMP ALL OVER HIS ASS for not giving contact info?

Trash-
See you tonight dude. -LL

Muffin Lover,
Hmmmmmmm, DATY at an AMP? Gee, never thought about it. I wonder if anybody were to [b]READ the FUCKING FORUM[/b] that one might find out if anyone has tried it yet? I personally am apalled at the idea, how gross... ;)

Fingering Dan,
[b]Damn, all I can say is you got balls fuckin with the Don.[/b] Here is a real simple difference:

The Trashman has contributed HUNDREDS of pieces of hard earned infromation to myself and other members of this forum, and has earned our respect. In addition, Don Trashman has members of this forum who he can and has confided confidential information to their benefit. He has invited others to go on his block parties with him -- those mongers who have gone with him no doubt know the girl and the bar but have the brains to keep their mouths shut for reasons that Trashman detailed quite well in his previous post.

The newbie comes on here and has one conquest to his name and makes numerous posts about it. But the contact info is not available to any party. Time to shut up and find a conquest he can talk about...

Time, sir, to post quick apology, IMHO.
LoveLOS

Iron Pony,
I carry nothing into an AMP except the needed cash and my car keys. No wallet, no watch, no ring. If I don't have it, they can't take it or I can't forget it.
As for if I kick off inside one, who cares? I'm dead.

TrashMan and LovLOS - I'm sorry about the tipping. As I said, when I went Downtown on Friday, I hadn't seen your post. If I had, I probably would not have tipped again. I respect the amazing experience and contribution you gentlemen make to the board. Although I've been on the board for quite a while, I'm just now trying to contribute a more and earn my place here. But of course you don't know me, and I deserve to be yelled at for asking for more details about the Blockette. You usually provide a lot of details, which I appreciate a lot. And when you don't, I should realize that there is probably a good reason for it.

I don't like being yelled at, but I deserved it, so thanks.

LovLOS, I did get your PM and thanks a lot. I would give anything to be there tonight, but there is no way that tonight I can escape. Next time I hope.

Mikey

Mikey,
As you get to know me you will learn that I do not hold grudges. I say what I think and that's that. Afterwards, I am more than happy to share a beer, a laugh, or whatever with whomever I may have whipped up on. So, we're cool.


I have to humbly apologize to the board members about a recent post. Some of the information I shared was inapropriate and a bit too graphic for this particular board. Other boards with which I also participate would find it tame.

I am cutting and copying a PM I received that I felt made a point to me and I stand corrected by this member. He didn't want to post it here, but I think it should be:

Hi Don trashman,
I didnt want to respond to your post in the open forum. You have a lot of respect on the forum and I would hate to see posters and lurkers think that bareback was something to be aspired to outside of a committed known relationship. STD's are a *****, especially the deadly ones.

Also I gotta take issue with going against a girls wishes if she says not to cum inside her without a condom. What the f*** is that about? That's getting pretty damn aggressive.

I 'm not naive enough to think that there aren't guys out there going bareback and trying to sqeeze out as much pleasure as possible for their buck, but damn....as a leader in this group you have some responsibility to not present that kinda thing as being cool or as something that just comes with the territory. Even in these types of activities that we mongers participate there have to be some rules of engagement and some respect for whatever vestiges of humanity may or may not any longer reside in our co-participants the SW's,amps, hoes etc. Just my 2 cents.


I answered him back with some further explanations that I thought he deserved that I hoped would alleviate some of his feeling about me based upon them, but I do think he was correct to have spanked the spankmaster as I think I deserved it. He is correct to say that I have certain responsibilities as a "leader" on this board and that by posting what I posted the way I did that it possibly gave the wrong impression that I condoned and in fact encouraged barebacking and also by not respecting the girl's request that I not come inside her that it somehow could convey a lack of respect for the girls and even worse a propensity to abuse them.
Let me be very clear here: If you have read some of my posts both here as well as NOVA and Baltimore boards, you know that I am an advocate of respect for these women and that I condemn any violence or force of any kind against the girls.

While I won't go into vast details about why I knew coming inside her represented zero risk to her, suffice it to say that that is the truth, but I still should not have expressed that element of our recent tryst in the way I did as it sends the wrong message out there.
Similarly, I neither condone nor condemn bareback riding. It is a matter of personal risk tolerance assessment. However, I do concur that I was wrong to have presented it to this group as being something to aspire to do. It is not. It IS very risky. I analyzed all the datapoints I had about the girl and the situation and made a conscious choice that was mine and mine alone to make. I do NOT make that choice for anyone here, only you can make that choice.

Anyway, I think the fellow was right to chastise me so I felt it only right to post this.