Massage Parlor Reports

Well my wife gave me permission to try out this lifestyle. I hope to add to this dead board or at least take PMs for info.

Well since I received virtually no help from any fellow mongers in the OKC area, I had to go old school and do my own sleuthing.

First night I called on the Chinese massage parlor in the same strip mall as JoJo's in Yukon. Paid. 6 for an hour with a young lady, maybe mid 20's whose name I do not remember. She was a 7 or so on the AMP scale.

No matter, I won't be seeing her again and neither should you. Her massage skills were awful, of no therapeutic value, and there was no hint of anything else. No slight teasing, nothing. She lightly rubbed her hands over the same square footage on my back, I guess hoping to get my feng shui going but I wasn't feeling it.

I hung in there like a trooper until the end and endured the monotony at which time she had the nerve to ask if I wanted to extend the session. Got up, got myself dressed and left unhappy. She could tell. Mongers take note: 1615 Mustang Road. No need to go there. Ever for anything. Shut them down by not patronizing that clip joint.

The following evening I tried the other AMP on Mustang Road, also in Yukon. They were closed at what should have been their posted working hours. Thought maybe be all the girls were busy so they locked the door and turned off the sign. No such luck as I checked several times throughout the week and called too. Nothing happening.

Totally skunked in Yukon.

Be safe.

Fred.

I would have replied to you directly via PM but I see this as an opportunity to coach this disfunctional OKC board in how this process is supposed to work.

Normally when I receive a request to share intel with a brother monger, I do not hesitate to offer whatever I have learned. I will not do so in your case but I will tell you why.

First off, I do try to protect the providers who serve me well so I checked your activity here on USASG. As a regular poster you have 22 posts going back several years spanning several cities. So far, so good.

Then I get to reading your posts to see what kind of help you have provided to others and this is where I have an issue. Of your 22 posts, 2 contained comments about women you saw, 1 was neutral (like you agreed with a previous poster about something) and 19 of your posts were requesting others to give you their intel.

19 requests for help with very limited contributions on your part does not inspire me to want to share with you in PM. In fact, if you were a ball player and went 2 for 22 they'd send you back to the minors. So you are free to read my posts / reviews like anyone else but until you start giving back that's all I'm willing to invest in you.

Other guys. Got it? This board is to help each other further the hobby, have a good time and stay safe. Without the open exchange of Intel, we are all out there on our own.

Stay safe,

Fred.

So after getting skunked in Yukon, I moved a little further to the east and checked out an AMP closer to the downtown area.

Went on Tuesday evening and agreed on a one hour 4 hand massage for $. 2 Both women were a little older, maybe mid 30's or slightly older and 5/6 on the AMP scale. I received an Excellent massage with some very subtle teasing and grazing of the boys.

At one point I asked if more was available and I was informed this was a totally legit massage place. Told them too bad as I would be coming back to town every couple weeks for about 6 months and I really was looking for a place that offered a little bit more to call home.

Upon leaving I tipped them each. 2 but made sure they saw the wad of cash I had. Then they asked me again if I was coming back and I said probably not as there were other places in town for me to check out. That's when L reached out and grabbed little Fred thru my pants and told me "next time we do more. ".

Well I did call their bluff and went back later in the week and got another excellent massage. Along with a magnificent 4 handed happy ending that was to die for and some OTC roaming top and bottom on both ladies. Little Fred, the boys, butt and nipples all getting attention at one time. Mmmmmmmmm. I did shell out the $. 2 again for the massage and tipped them each. 4 so it was expensive. But now I know I have a good base with 2 girls to work from on my next trip and that more is probably on the menu.

Oh, the name of the girls and the massage place? You guys can find out for yourselves and report back until we learn to share with each other.

Stay safe,

Fred.

I would have replied to you directly via PM but I see this as an opportunity to coach dysfunctional (sic) VISITORS to the OKC board in how this process is supposed to work.

Normally when I receive a request to share Intel with a brother monger, I do not hesitate to offer whatever I have learned. And from the recent scathing review of a self-centered, uncouth, unlearned hobbyist, whose sole goal was to lead someone astray, I thought it best to take a closer look at my own activities.

I read my posts to see what kind of help I have provided to others and this is what I found. Of my 25 posts (this being my 26th), 18 contained comments about women, locations and activities of where they could be found both in Oklahoma City and cities I have visited. 3 were neutral (general bantering with other posters) and 4 of my posts were requesting others to give me intel in cities I had plans to visit, much like Fat Fred did in the Oklahoma City forum.

If I was a ball player and went 18 for 25: Not only would they keep me in the majors, but hell, I'd be on my way to the Monger Hall of Fame as long as I keep the average up.

And when I factor in the half dozen PM's that I have sent to fellow gents who have requested intel that I may have, with half actually saying "thanks" afterwards, I guess I'm doing OK.

So I've concluded that visitors are free to read my posts / reviews, like anyone else. But until these people learn to read, learn to count, not pull imaginary figures out of their butt like anal beads at a Thai massage parlor, and quit belly aching when someone actually gives them the assistance that they have requested, this is about all I'm willing to invest in them.

Other guys, Got it? This board is to help each other further the hobby, have a good time, stay safe and not beat each other down with self-righteousness bullshit. Without the open and honest exchange of Intel, we are all out there on our own.

Brother Cousin Tim.

Seems you and I have gotten our wires crossed as you are not the person I was referring to having PM'd me for info. In fact, let me state for the board here that Cousin Tim was the only one who offered a worthwhile lead.

I will pm you the name of the person who contacted me, and let you look at his posts to see if you reach the same conclusion or if in fact I am full of shit. I saw no reason to call him out by name in the public forum as that would serve no useful purpose but I did want it to be known by all that you need to share Intel to get Intel.

Apologies for the misunderstanding. The info I send to your pm will show you exactly what I was referring to. If after that you think I am incorrect, you are free to call me out on it here.

Regards,

Fred.

Coming through town and would enjoy a good massage that in the end makes you happy. Appreciate any recommendations you might have. PM Is fine too.

Stay safe. SS.

[QUOTE=StreetSeeker;3352774]Coming through town and would enjoy a good massage that in the end makes you happy. Appreciate any recommendations you might have. PM Is fine too.

Stay safe. SS.[/QUOTE]I've always had a good time at Rainbow, and Singapore personally, tho more and more I'm going to the apartment Massage. They tend to look better, tho the tits seem to be fake.

[URL]http://oklahomacity.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/zana-is-back-in-town/12643126[/URL]

[URL]http://oklahomacity.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/alexi-real-pics-my-sister-and-i-here-only-a-couple-days/12924905[/URL]

Zana is fun and I've dealt with her in an AMP and a AAMP.

Went to the AMP located at 7864 S. Western Ave. In Moore (just off 240). Wasn't really looking for HE just wanted to do some recon. Walked in and was told to wait about 10 min. She looked alright so I decided to wait. Large B breasts I suppose (not a good guesser) and an ass like a pancake, probably 35-45 age range. Turns out she was my masseuse, her name was Judy. She told me 4 for HH and 6 for H, I opted for the hour. I bore all as I usually do,(I figured if I'm here, I don't want to rule out any possibilities) and laid down on the table. The place was pretty nice and they had the usual serene music playing (pretty sure I heard an instrumental version of Kiss From a Rose, by Seal). Anyway, she starts out by covering my entire body with the towel and did some kneeling on my back and it felt amazing! After a bit of that, she started with lotion on my back, it was great at first, but I feel like she spent entirely too long on my upper back and neglected the rest of my body, but she did grab and squeeze my booty a lot (I have a nice one, just saying) so I was thinking I'm going to have a good time, except she asked me like 3 times if it was my first time here, I admitted that it was. So I calmed down thinking I wasn't getting anywhere and just enjoyed the massage. Fast forward a bit to the flip, she sees my member and smiles real big at me and says "You so handsome" so I compliment in kind. She asks if I want a face massage and I agree. After 2-3 min of face, she stands up and starts rubbing her hands down my abdomen and shoving her breasts in my face, and I come to attention. She moves around the table to my legs and gave them a nice rub down with some teasing of the testes. Eventually she looks at the clock and then at me, lifts the towel and looks at me inquisitively, I nod yes and she shrugs (I take this to mean how much) so I lift 4 fingers. She shows 6, I tell her I only have 4 (I lied) so she agrees. She grabs the oil and starts a slow tug, I lift her shirt and expose her nice breasts. I try to lick the nip but she shies away "that's more" so I content myself with groping while she strokes me to climax. Total damage was a bill, I planned on tipping 2 so I was pretty happy with the results. Hope this helps! Cheers and be safe out there.

I have gone twice to this place, the pictures they post are not accurate. First time paid 6 for an hour. While I was waiting another guy argued about tipping for what he thought was bad service, kind of a red flag. Woman was probably mid 50's, maybe a 3, massage was decent. At the end would only touch balls and not shaft. Second time I thought maybe if I pay more I will get better service, had four hands, one of them kept covering me back up. No extras, better looking girls this time but not worth my time unless I want to really work hard as a regular.

[QUOTE=JChase1984;3377238]I have gone twice to this place, the pictures they post are not accurate. First time paid 6 for an hour. While I was waiting another guy argued about tipping for what he thought was bad service, kind of a red flag. Woman was probably mid 50's, maybe a 3, massage was decent. At the end would only touch balls and not shaft. Second time I thought maybe if I pay more I will get better service, had four hands, one of them kept covering me back up. No extras, better looking girls this time but not worth my time unless I want to really work hard as a regular.[/QUOTE]Yea bro, typically the posts are never accurate, it's all a come-on. They are banking on you not making a fuss since you already went through all the trouble to drive out there. If you don't like what you see, just walk out. I've done it before, I was nervous at first (no idea way) but was immediately relieved as I got in my car and drove away with my money in my pocket ready to look somewhere else! Thanks for the intel though.

First time I went a few months ago was a little short chunky monkey. I asked about the table shower and I got to use their personal shower. I paid 60 for the hour and $80 for FS.

Today I thought I'd hit it up again since I'm back in town and they were advertising that Wendy is back. Well she is definitely way hotter than the porky pig I had the first go around, but she led me to believe I was going to be getting FS cause she didn't have any panties. And she did all the "motions" and I ended up paying $160 to smell her peach while I self served. She said I want 200 for extra. Not happy and won't return. No massage, no touching, and upsell like a mofo.

So since this board is dead I had to Toft yet another. I did as much homework as I could and found this place requested another site to not review it. Well usually when I see that I think ooh me luv you long time. This was not the case. She did press her fully clothed pussy against the back of my hand a few times and got me hard but nothing happened. She did graze my area adjusting the towel a couple times but that was it. No extras.

So I caught myself driving around with a full bag again and found this place. Amazing service, young very attractive girl, breath smelled good, and had great m&m's. Finally got an actual table shower to. This isn't the best place I've ever been to. But I think it's the best OKC has to offer. Highly recommend this place! Make sure to take two bills.

Good morning fellow mongers! I found an add for this one in Edmond. Looks legit but wondered if any of you have had any luck?

[URL]http://simplytherapeuticmassage.com/[/URL]

Tried this place out, they first take you to an open room with about 4 massage tables. I got undressed but they wouldn't let me be naked so I started to worry it wouldn't work out. After about 5 minutes they ask you to get up and take you back to a private room, but leave all your clothes in the main room, so don't bring your wallet, just enough cash to pay. Nothing was stolen, but I wouldn't trust it as much if it were busier. Once in the private room was able to take off my boxers and had a normal massage, they use lotion and not oil. After the flip she started working the legs and I was fairly exposed and got hard. Once I was fully hard she motioned if I wanted that massaged and I did. Once she finished me she went and did the rest of the massage, so I wasn't shorter on time. I plan on going back soon now that I know the quirks of the place.

Looking for a FS massage parlor.

In okc with white girls anyone know of.

Any? Yukon / Norman / el Reno would also.

Work.

To the poster below, with your 8 solicitations for advise and none actually given. I've got some info for you, stop being a leech and post something useful eh?

I've moved from going to the standard AMP, to going to the Apartment Massage. I like it more and the girls are better looking and willing to do more usually. However the only place I know to look is BP and CL, I see the same ones over and over, and was wondering if anyone had any other places to locate Apartments?

Given the dearth of information and activity on this board, I've decided to come out of hibernation and add my humble contribution. Hopefully we can get some kind of reliable exchange of knowledge going here. I don't get to play much, but here's what I know.

Smile Spa on SE Grand. Currently, probably your best bet. L1-3 is on the menu and the girls are reasonably attractive. There is at least one or two that are always there but there's also a rotation of new talent that comes and goes. They have a table shower and decent rooms.

23rd St. Between Virginia and Kentucky. This place is an unmarked house with just an "open" sign out front and rear parking and entry. L3 is also available here, but, as far as I know, no shower. Usually only one older woman working but still not unattractive.

That's all I know for anything more than a handy. Last time I checked, both places were still open.

Senior here visiting anyone has any bare providers, even just CIM, that are willing to share? I've been reading through the AMP and it's not my thing paying $2 for covered action. I'd rather pay $1. 2-4 and save 6-8 and give the girl an extra. 2-4 for bare action. I usually look for one bill for bare play. I'm probably dreaming of finding those deals here, don't know the rates, only reading what you guys post. PM or whatever method of comm you like. Thanks.

Hit the Smile Spa like the guy said Dodoogo. I go in 3-4 cars parked outside mamasan tells me can you come back later. Sure, how many girls? Three. I went and checked out the neighborhood and BTW it's so fucking clean out here, no trash on the streets, grass freshly cut. You guys have it good out here, it's my first time and I was positively impressed. No traffic, cheap gas, cheap cigarretes, cheap housing, you name it. I loved it fuck the tornado alley bull shit.

Anyways as I was driving I saw my phone in my shirt pocket with the camera facing outside and I remembered mamasan really looked at it and I think I freaked her off so I put my phone with my wallet in the trunk this time.

Was greeted by Sandi the second time around payed. 6 for the house she tells me if I could hurry and do it in hh. Fuck yeah, gave her the leftover. 2 she started with the massage. Whatcha want? Everything baby LOL. Negotiated for another. 8 so out the door for $1. 4. More than I usually play for but whatever.

Good action, a little head, mish, finished in doggy squeezing that tiny ass. She's from Korea if anyone cares. All in all very good experience, not five star but wth. Worked for me.

Good luck everyone and enjoy this beautiful city of yours.

[QUOTE=DoDongo;3800688]Given the dearth of information and activity on this board, I've decided to come out of hibernation and add my humble contribution. Hopefully we can get some kind of reliable exchange of knowledge going here. I don't get to play much, but here's what I know.

Smile Spa on SE Grand. Currently, probably your best bet. L1-3 is on the menu and the girls are reasonably attractive. There is at least one or two that are always there but there's also a rotation of new talent that comes and goes. They have a table shower and decent rooms.

23rd St. Between Virginia and Kentucky. This place is an unmarked house with just an "open" sign out front and rear parking and entry. L3 is also available here, but, as far as I know, no shower. Usually only one older woman working but still not unattractive.

That's all I know for anything more than a handy. Last time I checked, both places were still open.[/QUOTE]I went by the 23rd street between Virginia and Kentucky. Since we are not allow to post addresses, can you PM me or tell me how many locations from say the Taco Bueno?

[QUOTE=Willis1;3857680]I went by the 23rd street between Virginia and Kentucky. Since we are not allow to post addresses, can you PM me or tell me how many locations from say the Taco Bueno?[/QUOTE]I think it's closed down already. The house is on Zillow now anyway.

The Red Lateran is on the south side of 1536 SW 44th, with a very little sign off the porch, Cash only, She is a dark skin Vietnamese lady, 35 yearish old, who lives at the house. Not much of a house keeper, but the massage. 6 was good and the full service was better. She wanted $1, but accepted. 8. You could feed a herd off of her Bush and she was proud of it. I was more astounded by the fact she was so dark for an Asian and kept asking her if she wasn't Brazilian. She speaks very good English and is not a clock watcher, which was a nice change.

Went to this spa, hoping for some hand action, however, tough luck, good to ok massage by a middle aged asian chubby lady, however she declined TS when I asked her. This was my first time so maybe they were cautious, or they stopped doing it all together, any news on that?

Recently started enjoying the lifestyle, wasn't sure what it would be like but tried it in NYC a couple months ago and have been been checking it out ever since. Still learning the scene. Have had 2 successes recently.

Tai Chi was my first in OKC, older Asian lady, .6 to the house. 4 for HE, decent massage, took some work to make the end happen, but finally good finish.

Day Spa (May) - ugly lady, but I didn't have much time so I went for it, .45 for HH, left. 2 on table before the start, never skipped a beat went right to it on the flip.

Now to find some better looking girls- or at least some options.

After starting off 4 for 4, I've hit quite the cold streak. Zero for my last 3, here's the details. Fill free to PM me if I'm making a glaring mistake-.

Go To Massage (MWC).

Got a HH massage for. 4, she didn't seem very interested In doing any work but got a little better as Rome went on. Terrible massage but kept telling me hour massage is better about 5 times. I'm sure I would have been more successful with the hour but oh well, she seems worried the girl at the front counter would hear us chatting so she was being a little weird. As I left she kept saying next tome next time.

Massage 4 u.

Left the first place went to this place, got another HH for. 4, girls name was ricki I believe, good English but very strict with the towel placement. Kept adjusting if it wasn't covering everything. Only did back, no flip. After she was done she hopped off the table and went back to the lobby. Run was interrupted many times with other people coming in but all and all great back massage.

Angel spa.

Someone shouted when I walked in and an old lady appeared and showed me to a room- never asked for cash. I left. 4 on the table in the room- woman was probably late 30's and cute, skinny, energetic. Grabbed rails on the ceiling and started walking all over my back. Run was okay but again adjusted the towel every 2 minutes to make sure everything was covered. , never got close to the boys or anything for that matter. Afterwards asked if everything was good, pocketed the money and ran off. At least it was only. 40.

Rough streak.

After starting off 4 for 4, I've hit quite the cold streak. Zero for my last 3, here's the details. Fill free to PM me if I'm making a glaring mistake-.

Go To Massage (MWC).

Got a HH massage for. 4, she didn't seem very interested In doing any work but got a little better as Rome went on. Terrible massage but kept telling me hour massage is better about 5 times. I'm sure I would have been more successful with the hour but oh well, she seems worried the girl at the front counter would hear us chatting so she was being a little weird. As I left she kept saying next tome next time.

Massage 4 u.

Left the first place went to this place, got another HH for. 4, girls name was ricki I believe, good English but very strict with the towel placement. Kept adjusting if it wasn't covering everything. Only did back, no flip. After she was done she hopped off the table and went back to the lobby. Run was interrupted many times with other people coming in but all and all great back massage.

Angel spa.

Someone shouted when I walked in and an old lady appeared and showed me to a room- never asked for cash. I left. 4 on the table in the room- woman was probably late 30's and cute, skinny, energetic. Grabbed rails on the ceiling and started walking all over my back. Run was okay but again adjusted the towel every 2 minutes to make sure everything was covered. , never got close to the boys or anything for that matter. Afterwards asked if everything was good, pocketed the money and ran off. At least it was only. 40.

Rough streak.

Looks like this topic is pretty dead in OKC. Going to be working out there for a few months, any recommendations for a good dream? L1 and / or L2.

I've been in the hobby in the Detroit area, new here. I saw a website for this place. I drove by the address and either they are closed, or they just choose to hide. Is it a LE front or is it a real business? Anyone been there?

[URL]www.venusloungeokc.com[/URL]

Going to go try my luck tonight, any guidance for OKC locations?

[QUOTE=Dekrypted;4116660]Going to go try my luck tonight, any guidance for OKC locations?[/QUOTE]Smiles spa on grand and close to I35.

[QUOTE=Dekrypted;4116660]Going to go try my luck tonight, any guidance for OKC locations?[/QUOTE]I know this is too late to help your case, but I'll but this out there for general community info.

Coming to (any) town and wanting to know if the parlors are offering their full menu? Here's my suggestion: Do a google search along these lines. " (city name) massage arrest". Then, click under the "news" category. Doing this for OKC tonight I noticed that a spa was busted back in late December.

In my experience, when one shop gets an LE visit, all the shops get pretty skittish for a while. For a week after the bust, they offer nothing. After that, they may be amenable to providing premium services to regulars. But it may be a month before they'll offer up much to a "new face" from out-of-town. By this rule of thumb, I'd say the ones that provided in the past are back to providing by now, at least until the next bust. YMMV, of course, but that's my experience.

Yes, I'm new to this board. I used to post on this (or another site) when I was still military. Now I've retired in OKC and I rarely visit the the massage joints. It's kind of a catch-22. If you are a regular in your hometown you get better mileage, but run a greater risk of exposure to family an colleagues. If you go out of town for a massage you have less a chance of success, but no one you know is likely to see your name in the arrest reports.

If I work up the nerve for some local visits, I'll fill you in.

Drove all day and was sore and looking for a good full body rub. Saw an add for their place and after not having any luck with the private providers thought I'd give them a try. Called and asked for appointment. Got right in for an hour massage. Standard $. 6 for the hour. Was shown my room and got undressed. Set the towel aside and got comfortable. When the "massuse" entered she immediately covered everything from shoulders to ass. During massage she constantly readjusted towel to keep everything covered. When she did legs she only spent about 5 minutes on both. During the massage my hand brushed her leg a couple times and she would immediatly move around the table. At flip no mention of extra work. She did however have extremely strong hands for a 90 lb woman. I told her hard pressure and she made hamburger of every muscle in my back. I guess if you have a need for a good grinding massage it's a decent place but there are going to be some muscles left untouched. Gave a $. 2 tip for her time. Next time I'll be more patient and find a private provider.

Smile Spa on Grand Blvd. Is pretty much the old "Rainbow Spa."

Any of you have Gentleman have any advice for decent masssge that will send a fella home happy up in or near Enid? I went to Yun. Had a 7/10 massage and slight feeling that with some time & $$$ invested I might have some luck. But I was hoping I might find somebody that knows if I should even bother.

I'm from Cincinnati area and out of towners always said how good we have it there now I believe them.

15th & Boulevard.

Great atmosphere! Good location with off street parking. Mama San greeted me. The only other girl supposedly working was busy. I really wanted 4 hands so mama San was cool gave me a big hug and to come back soon. Super clean and classy. Get the full hour and doors (menu) tends to open.

Since it was the only one consistently mentioned on this forum I thought I try it out. Completely blown away! You guys don't know what a gem you have here. Maybe you do? I saw Lisa, she was one of the 3 girls working. Penny and Cindy who were shorter, were the others working. Cindy was the least buxom of the three and the smallest build. Lisa gave me a great table shower, she was absolutely gorgeous, tall long flowing hair, she looked good enough to take out and her right dress complemented her curves and her natural C cups. I had an amazing time with her, her English was better than most. I plan to be back.

Had this lively and lovely lady come to my room in north OKC. Responded quickly to texts and arrived when she said she would. Lots of fun and great massage and even learned a few things. Little pricey but worth the money for a treat and excellent massage. I'd post a link but I'm doing good just to be able to answer this damn phone.