Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BusterRon;3784590]It's been a while since I've been, wrong side of town for me.

It used to be a sure bet but the "talent" was never good.

The routine used to be that they would move your hand there for DIY but if you moved theirs there they would handle things, but like I say it's been a while so a lot could change.[/QUOTE]Exactly as you explained, I said her when she told me to work on it myself for her to. She went for near 15 min, I said BJ, she said no, I kept asking for more options and she said no, went for another 10-15 min with no bust, I can't get off hands so it wasn't worth for me, but it was to toftt LOL so it was alright. Only two tho, I only saw one, Idk if there were more during your time. There's enough room for more than 2 for sure.

She, Told me if these reviews don't stop there job's mite.

[QUOTE=Geronimo651;3782249]I see you left a review on RM. For some reason they don't like reviews at that place. I left one but it got pulled.[/QUOTE]

Anyone try 4 hands at any of the local joints?

In theory it seems like two masseuse better than one but I've only read one review that I can recall and he said they just talked to each other in Chinese the whole time.

Considering giving it a try. Curious to hear what others think.

Unless you think you can get 4 hand HJ I don't think your experience will be more sensual. I get the impression from some of these Asian massage ladies that they wouldn't want to show how they please men in front of another lady thinking that she will steal business from her.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;3786675]Anyone try 4 hands at any of the local joints?

In theory it seems like two masseuse better than one but I've only read one review that I can recall and he said they just talked to each other in Chinese the whole time.

Considering giving it a try. Curious to hear what others think.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ezra007;3787353]Unless you think you can get 4 hand HJ I don't think your experience will be more sensual. I get the impression from some of these Asian massage ladies that they wouldn't want to show how they please men in front of another lady thinking that she will steal business from her.[/QUOTE]This. I once did 4 hands here and it was horrible. The girl I knew did things wouldn't do it in front of the other. Never Again. But, if you find one that is amazing. Please PM me.

[QUOTE=Ezra007;3787353]Unless you think you can get 4 hand HJ I don't think your experience will be more sensual. I get the impression from some of these Asian massage ladies that they wouldn't want to show how they please men in front of another lady thinking that she will steal business from her.[/QUOTE]Hey I'm from Miami, the cold it's killing. I'm new in town.

After many swings and misses fortunes have changed a bit.

Senior members or regulars who have actually contributed PM me and I'll share.

Don't know if anyone subscribed to it but the site is down. Not too surprising after everything else that went down from the last week.

[QUOTE=Ezra007;3795050]Don't know if anyone subscribed to it but the site is down. Not too surprising after everything else that went down from the last week.[/QUOTE]I am able to connect through VPN outside of US.

[QUOTE=Ezra007;3795050]Don't know if anyone subscribed to it but the site is down. Not too surprising after everything else that went down from the last week.[/QUOTE]I am able to connect through VPN from outside US.

[QUOTE=Ddys11;3795373]I am able to connect through VPN from outside US.[/QUOTE]Can confirm quite a few of the other sites were able to be connected to via this.

[QUOTE=Ezra007;3795050]Don't know if anyone subscribed to it but the site is down. Not too surprising after everything else that went down from the last week.[/QUOTE]That site was very slow yesterday but I still connected from MPLS without a VPN and just did so again a few seconds ago.

My 3 favorite places all closed at the same time, leaving me with a bit of a drive if I want to get a good massage, not to mention it would be at more of an unknown quantity. I've been watching RM, but haven't see anything new up in the Northern Burbs pop up. I assume my favorites had to go somewhere, right? (Coco, Lali, etc.).

If you have any intel on new places in the and. Burbs (Blaine, Roseville, Fridley, etc.) that are worth a visit, please send me a PM. I'm happy to trade what info I can!

Thanks!

Does this town has any decent place, where man can be happy. Went to two places, sunshine up north and heavenly in south, but no happy at eaither. I am here until tomorrow, any one has any up their sleeves, please let me know. Even apartment or out call is possibility.

Minnesota, the land of 10,000 lakes but no FS massage 😭. I took several trips to many different massage parlor, There are only a few HE massage parlors and it's typically run by a older lady, in her late 40's of. Anyone seeking HE should travel to Blaine or Minneapolis. P. M me for name and location. Good luck out there!

[QUOTE=Addictions;3858166]Minnesota, the land of 10,000 lakes but no FS massage 😭. I took several trips to many different massage parlor, There are only a few HE massage parlors and it's typically run by a older lady, in her late 40's of. Anyone seeking HE should travel to Blaine or Minneapolis. P. M me for name and location. Good luck out there![/QUOTE]

There is one up in the cloud that I've been to a few times. Two older women, not bad looking for there age, and a younger one that's maybe in her twenties early thirties. Got HE from the two older and diy from the younger.

Guys

Any amps with extras and xextras? I am looking for a change. I am on the Eastern side of the metro and I am willing to share my success

She gives a great massage and well.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jen-escort-minneapolis-55847[/URL]

I would recommend. I was in MSP area for work and wanted to let your area know about this little gem.

[QUOTE=Wj0272;3866842]She gives a great massage and well.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jen-escort-minneapolis-55847[/URL]

I would recommend. I was in MSP area for work and wanted to let your area know about this little gem.[/QUOTE]Been seeing Jen for many years. She is my go to gal when I am in the MSP area.

[QUOTE=DoctorManToy;3871196]Been seeing Jen for many years. She is my go to gal when I am in the MSP area.[/QUOTE]She looks amazing! What are her rates?

I'm not from around here. Did some research. Thought I found a spot in white bear lake. Unfortunately, it was closed YiLi massage. I drove half hour to get there I was very disappointed. I was on 61 heading south back to Minneapolis. I saw a sign that read Massage located in shopping center where the welcome to White Bear Lake sign is. Also they have a sign on there store front that just reads SPA. I googled them and seen they don't have a presence on google. I thought that was a good thing.

So I enter the establishment older lady probably on her early 50's greets me. I thought she was the madam. Ok looking wearing short shorts. Anyways she just sent says 1 hour $7. I was desperate and bored I couldn't check in to hotel until 3. So I agree get naked in room laying on table and the old lady walks in. I say to myself whatever. At first the massage was horrible so I think to myself I'm in the right spot. The massage is a little better as time goes by. Finally flip over and put her hand down there to introduce her to a new friend. She didn't accept the friend request told me to do it myself. I had told hold her hand down there and do the motions. She still wouldn't do it herself. Whatever.

So I finish myself off. She massages me for another 10 minutes. So I'm leaving and she sees I left a Jackson for her. She gets all types of pissed. I told her she's lucky she got that. . 9 lost sucks! The game really needs to pick up around here. I guess I'm spoiled being from Philadelphia there is Like 15 FS and HJ everywhere. If anyone knows a good spot please hook a brother up!

Has anyone been to Total solace massage?

[QUOTE=Jka2017;3876721]I'm not from around here. Did some research. Thought I found a spot in white bear lake. Unfortunately, it was closed YiLi massage. I drove half hour to get there I was very disappointed. I was on 61 heading south back to Minneapolis. I saw a sign that read Massage located in shopping center where the welcome to White Bear Lake sign is. Also they have a sign on there store front that just reads SPA. I googled them and seen they don't have a presence on google. I thought that was a good thing.

So I enter the establishment older lady probably on her early 50's greets me. I thought she was the madam. Ok looking wearing short shorts. Anyways she just sent says 1 hour $7. I was desperate and bored I couldn't check in to hotel until 3. So I agree get naked in room laying on table and the old lady walks in. I say to myself whatever. At first the massage was horrible so I think to myself I'm in the right spot. The massage is a little better as time goes by. Finally flip over and put her hand down there to introduce her to a new friend. She didn't accept the friend request told me to do it myself. I had told hold her hand down there and do the motions. She still wouldn't do it herself. Whatever.

So I finish myself off. She massages me for another 10 minutes. So I'm leaving and she sees I left a Jackson for her. She gets all types of pissed. I told her she's lucky she got that. . 9 lost sucks! The game really needs to pick up around here. I guess I'm spoiled being from Philadelphia there is Like 15 FS and HJ everywhere. If anyone knows a good spot please hook a brother up![/QUOTE]Yes, that really sucks man. I have never ever seen a FS around here. It's very rare. Very. Actually, this is my first time coming back to this website because I thought it was still down!! I'm excited that it is back up!

Does anyone have info on any large breasted amt that are active? D or bigger. I know they are few and far between. Just thought I'd ask. RM hasn't helped much with that. I can trade info. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Jka2017;3876769]Has anyone been to Total solace massage?[/QUOTE]I haven't been there, but I do recall one single TER review of someone that went there and they tried for extras and was denied. I think the girls there just like to dress cute to get the guys in but just give regular massages, but if you TOFTT, please report back! I've been thinking about giving them a shot myself.

[QUOTE=QuantumFlux359;3892261]I haven't been there, but I do recall one single TER review of someone that went there and they tried for extras and was denied. I think the girls there just like to dress cute to get the guys in but just give regular massages, but if you TOFTT, please report back! I've been thinking about giving them a shot myself.[/QUOTE]I have been there twice. Very legit, but good massages. They keep the place secure and is by appt only, but I think that is more due to the neighborhood.

Sorry to report that the joint off Nicollet above Pho 79 is closed. Used to be called Natural Therapeutics but they also had a sign that said Wu Hang. Anyhow, stopped by and the place was totally empty of furniture or anything and locked up.

Pity, since this place was at least fairly consistent.

I used to use RM as a non member just to see what parlors there were out and about, but now I seem to have lost connections. I need someone to PM other places to do my research. Please. Just constantly looking and wasting time is very unsatisfying. There has to be something else out there online.

A little joint between 13 and Burnsville pkway. Come during night fall before they close. More likely to strike. HE only so far. Been trying but they're scared of rats. All the other places wouldn't budge or would only have diy. YMMV I never returned to any of the other spas. But this one was first time home run. Also, another joint worth looking into is Moore massage in fridley. He here as well sadly but better than diy or nothing at all. YMMV gents remember they are human. Treat them nicely and they may grant you relief. They're very suscipious of people. Darn rats ruin everything.

I had less luck at you Relax. Not even DIY. Although I did go around noon. It was kind of funny. She pointedly told me that she was a christian, and would never do such a thing. I immediately noticed her cross earrings, then the a cross on the wall on the way out. I felt like I had propositioned a nun.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;3894817]Sorry to report that the joint off Nicollet above Pho 79 is closed. Used to be called Natural Therapeutics but they also had a sign that said Wu Hang. Anyhow, stopped by and the place was totally empty of furniture or anything and locked up.

Pity, since this place was at least fairly consistent.[/QUOTE]This is sad that this place closed down. Or did they just move? Any intel please pm me?

Can someone please message me and tell me where they are going online so they can find out where all the new parlors are opening up? I used to use BP for "new" listings of places that where ideal for my benefit. Then I started using "RM" so I can get a idea of what is hot or not and what is new and old. Now I'm just trying to find new places but its difficult finding out where they're actually advertised. It seems I can not find any "updated" pages that are listing new places to try out. RM doesn't really help anymore because I do not think they are updating the MSP area.

Any information would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MinnesotaIsLov;3922153]Can someone please message me and tell me where they are going online so they can find out where all the new parlors are opening up? I used to use BP for "new" listings of places that where ideal for my benefit. Then I started using "RM" so I can get a idea of what is hot or not and what is new and old. Now I'm just trying to find new places but its difficult finding out where they're actually advertised. It seems I can not find any "updated" pages that are listing new places to try out. RM doesn't really help anymore because I do not think they are updating the MSP area.

Any information would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

No new parlors have opened since BP went dark. City Pages has some ads, but they are for places that have been opened for a while. Several parlors have been closed either by LE or maybe simple economics. I don't think no new parlors will open in the Twin Cities for a while.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;3923825]No new parlors have opened since BP went dark. City Pages has some ads, but they are for places that have been opened for a while. Several parlors have been closed either by LE or maybe simple economics. I don't think no new parlors will open in the Twin Cities for a while.[/QUOTE]Hm. Maybe you're right. Traffic has been very slow on here since everything. Either people found other places or no ones talking. Either way, it's fine. I just wanted to know different spots that pleases my needs but it seems like I will just have to stick to word of mouth.

Thanks for your response.

Senior member looking for some help. Former Minneapolis guy, now in Atlanta, but traveling to the Twin Cities and would love some up to date recommendations for a great HE massage -- from either the traditional AMPs (if LEO hasn't shut them all down by now.) or UTR providers / independents. I used to know a bunch of both types, but haven't lived in town for years.

I will be in town this week, so would GREATLY appreciate any suggestions -- from the west side (used to be a good place in Excelsior, a great place in Chaska.) to Hudson and / or Stillwater, I'd greatly appreciate your suggestions and insider tips, for 2018 great massages with more.

Private messages are fine, if preferred -- and I'll reciprocate with recommends for Manhattan, if desired.

Thanks in advance!

GM.

Was planning to stop in at a local place on Lancaster. When I got there, I found a sign showing it had been ordered to close by the city. Sign stated it was for advertising on certain cites that were deemed inappropriate, but nothing about actual illicit acts.

Seems a bit aggressive. I had been there before, and it always seemed legit. Maybe I was missing something.

Drove by and found Lotus on Fernbrook is closed too. Was a very YMMV type of place, but the service itself was also lacking, so it may have closed before the city did anything.

Sorry to be noting bad news, but no one seems to be bringing any good either.

Hey guys. After slp closing a while back and now Plymouth too, I have no spot I know of in the west metro. Any tips? I am close enough to south metro and downtown that that'd work too. Almost she ems like AMPs are going to be a thing of the past around here.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Jdwrxch5;3950556]Hey guys. After slp closing a while back and now Plymouth too, I have no spot I know of in the west metro. Any tips? I am close enough to south metro and downtown that that'd work too. Almost she ems like AMPs are going to be a thing of the past around here.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Yes, it seems like AMP's are really going to be a thing of the past here in MN. I hear rumors of "ads" on instagram and FB but no luck finding them. I'm sure they're connections out there but no one is willing to share that posts here. Not even private messages.

If you're up for a drive, St. Michael location still open last I went about a month or two ago.