Massage Parlor Reports

After a long weekend of all the AMPs on Carson street. (5) I think I have found the answer to my " Question," for all the money I have wasted over the years on AMP massages and leaving with a" dick still on". ? After making friends with one spinner AMP this weekend,(older 30's), we text back and forth for a few days, she explained to me "AMP"s,older woman, don't get honey, or want sex! Is this why they all don't have husbands,? And have cum to the states? Is there something in the water in New York City, "China town", when they arrive, or maybe a" hander" that gives them salt peeter in their rice? No horny, no fuckie, no suckie, no swallow, not needing or wanting sex in the ripe old age of" 30"! Is that why they looks at the" wall" when you do get a "mech. Hand job" from them, and no touching, under their cloths. Holly fuck bat man I think she followed me home 40 years ago, I call her a wife! Drksd.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;2695788]I went to about 8 of these new style Chinese AMPs in the Pitts area and there is no shimmy shang at all. Self serve only.[/QUOTE]Be glad you were offered " Self service", that is going hard to get in Pitts. Now a days!! Drksd.

Has anyone been to Bodyworks on Wabash? Curious how the service is? Send me a note if you have info to share. Thanks everyone.

Had to get some relief from all the shopping bags, stopped by Mc Night road for the second time in a week / half. The place was very busy (4: 00), all 4 woman busy at the time, sexy woman came out told me to wait for 20 minutes. I,said no wait I'm leaving, told me to go into a room sleep, take it easy. Very sexy,30's,heels, tight jeans, ass, low top, nice small titts couldn't say no to that! 20 minutes later a woman came in 30's,pain, black top, jeans, Lisa (massage 2 hours) This is the second time I have been here, clean great massage, hot stones, towels, heated bed, oil, some covered, some not, on the flip this woman had this" lite touch" that almost made JR. " spit up" !! Great legit massage 2 hours / $ 35,00 hour / tip 40. This is 2 strikes for me here, one more and I'm out. (jr. Just keeps thinking something is" here," don't give up on this place just yet, will see? Stay safe keep looking drk.

The burg has more freakin AMP than most places I travel yet very very few guys posting. I understand the desire to stay UTR so if you want to PM and share some good fortune I would appreciate it. I'll share what I have but in the burg its not much, more miss than hits.

Thanks.

H.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2707682]The burg has more freakin AMP than most places I travel yet very very few guys posting. I understand the desire to stay UTR so if you want to PM and share some good fortune I would appreciate it. I'll share what I have but in the burg its not much, more miss than hits. Pitts. is a dead as you can get trust me I know.!!Lot of Massage, spas but you wont even get" OIL" to do it yourself from most, let alone some sex,or head, sorry.!( rip.here) drk

Thanks.

H.[/QUOTE]Hard to get" OIL" from them let alone sex, head, HJ. !

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2707682]The burg has more freakin AMP than most places I travel yet very very few guys posting. I understand the desire to stay UTR so if you want to PM and share some good fortune I would appreciate it. I'll share what I have but in the burg its not much, more miss than hits.

Thanks.

H.[/QUOTE]I am from Cleveland, Ohio area, but have frequented the Pittsburgh area AMPs. Ohio had the normal AMPs where you got extras, as did Pittsburgh PA at one time. There are a few true AMPs in both OH and PA now. I have been to the new style Chinese based massage places and rarely do you get a happy ending anymore in both PA and OH. It is a shame. My two cents.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2707682]The burg has more freakin AMP than most places I travel yet very very few guys posting. I understand the desire to stay UTR so if you want to PM and share some good fortune I would appreciate it. I'll share what I have but in the burg its not much, more miss than hits.

Thanks.

H.[/QUOTE]For a sure thing, but with potential for negotiating hassle (some people don't like this), PK in Cranberry and Magic Fingers in North Versailles.

For a sure thing, better massage than above, and you don't mind old, Green Spa in Cheswick.

Trending upwards, but still might get stuck with DIY, Xin Sui in Monroeville.

Unfortunately for people to the SW, Thai in Carnegie still too hit or miss.

Happy holidays.

Well I took the liberty of visiting this excuse for a MP today for myself. Thought I would share the results with the board. Nothing but a DIY establishment. Terrible massage and even worse attitudes. Perhaps they want any LE that may be reading the boards to write this place off? I would advise LE to keep an eye on this place as I was asked if I was an excellent tipper which hinted at extras being offered. At $110/170 the price is already quite steep and for nothing but self service. There are many other places out there for less in the DIY space with better attitudes.

My question is, is it worth paying the 80 dollars for the 4 hand massage? Is there more touching and wondering hands or is there less with 2 masuses?

[QUOTE=Mhunter7;2755362]My question is, is it worth paying the 80 dollars for the 4 hand massage? Is there more touching and wondering hands or is there less with 2 masuses?[/QUOTE]I think it is less. You will get more wandering with one because usually one of the two is more likely to do more than just one and not have the other one squeal. Also, I got a four hand and all they did was talk with each other in Chinese. How annoying.

I've been to most of the mp's in the Pittsburgh area. I can also attest to their shocked faces at the mere hint that you would like to them to do anything additional. I will say that some places do offer quality massages. I've even become a regular at some with the hope that some of these little spinners would grab the pole. 4 hand massage is not going to increase your odds whatsoever. As another poster has mentioned, during the massage they will speak with each other and go into their auto-pilot mode. I think they just get bored sitting around, so when a hopeful cock comes in they just try to sell it. They're not stupid. Save your money.

Getting a 4 hand massage is a sucker bet, you should just send me the funds you are about to waste, if you have one!" Four hands" is going to mark you," SUCKER" they will do half the work, make as much money on a tip, and stand and talk to each outher and make fun at you in their language. If you think you will get lucky, and do a" 3 sum" with them, you are really a "SUCKER," little brother! Believe me I know all to well, I am the "king of SUCKERS"! Not in PITTS. Ever, sorry drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2758397]Getting a 4 hand massage is a sucker bet, you should just send me the funds you are about to waste, if you have one!" Four hands" is going to mark you," SUCKER" they will do half the work, make as much money on a tip, and stand and talk to each outher and make fun at you in their language. If you think you will get lucky, and do a" 3 sum" with them, you are really a "SUCKER," little brother! Believe me I know all to well, I am the "king of SUCKERS"! Not in PITTS. Ever, sorry drk.[/QUOTE]In agreement with you 100%. I have always wondered if the 3 some is possible at the full service parlors though.

Maybe five years ago one could get lucky with a four hand. My only experience with two girls was at an AMP. The one girl sat on my face while the other blew me. But that was a few years back and it didn't happened in pgh. You can probably get that in Warren, oh. Yeah, I know, those ladies are old.

I have always been to cheap to pay for it but I was at the AMP in Bridgeville they closed down a couple years ago they mus have been slow and board I asked for one girl then she said other girl was coming in to help for same price. One let me suck her tits and play down below while the other gave a CBJ I tipped a little extra but it was a decent experience. I doubt most of them are like that I tjink they lure you with the forbidden fruit of a threesome.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2758397]Getting a 4 hand massage is a sucker bet, you should just send me the funds you are about to waste, if you have one!" Four hands" is going to mark you," SUCKER" they will do half the work, make as much money on a tip, and stand and talk to each outher and make fun at you in their language. If you think you will get lucky, and do a" 3 sum" with them, you are really a "SUCKER," little brother! Believe me I know all to well, I am the "king of SUCKERS"! Not in PITTS. Ever, sorry drk.[/QUOTE]Yea that is what I think would happen too. Thanks for the in put.

[QUOTE=Mhunter7;2766596]Yea that is what I think would happen too. Thanks for the in put.[/QUOTE]4 hands are never worth it. In our minds we hope for them to be interactive but that is never the case.

The only time 4 hands is worth it is if you get a girl in training or can negotiate a low incremental rate.

So for example if the standard fees are 60 hour and 100 tip I would only go for the 4 hands for an incremental fee of under 80 and ask for a 2nd pop.

Hit Carson street, Sat night, hadn't been to Star in 2 months, walked in my girl" LINDA" is back!! Hugs, kisses from her, best massage ever (2 hours) , TS. Hot stones, hot towels, walk on back, dark room, heat, candles, great time, give her a chance! Drk ($200.00/2 hours).

Jessica at Xin Sui by Monroeville Mall is my current MVP. I know giving a recommendation increases the chance one of you mongers will have her occupied when I am in the area, but all about paying it forward. Go 90 minutes if you can swing the time.

There is some minor action that can be had here. I had a dream about this Chinese girl who called herself CoCo. Late 30's, early 40's maybe. Not a bad looking lady. I paid $50 for an hr massage. She didn't mind my hands roaming while she went to work. However I did not expect any action to be had. That's when she surprised me on the flip. She motioned for me to touch her twin peaks and then made the universal sign for a HJ. Very enthusiastic on it. Her English is VERY limited, but a very delightful and pleasant girl. The massage was pretty good also. Total damage in the dream was a frank and a jack, I may repeat. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Sc1919;2770447]There is some minor action that can be had here. I had a dream about this Chinese girl who called herself CoCo. Late 30's, early 40's maybe. Not a bad looking lady. I paid $50 for an hr massage. She didn't mind my hands roaming while she went to work. However I did not expect any action to be had. That's when she surprised me on the flip. She motioned for me to touch her twin peaks and then made the universal sign for a HJ. Very enthusiastic on it. Her English is VERY limited, but a very delightful and pleasant girl. The massage was pretty good also. Total damage in the dream was a frank and a jack, I may repeat. YMMV.[/QUOTE]It's good to hear some success stories out there, especially in PGH.

[QUOTE=Sc1919;2770447]There is some minor action that can be had here. I had a dream about this Chinese girl who called herself CoCo. Late 30's, early 40's maybe. Not a bad looking lady. I paid $50 for an hr massage. She didn't mind my hands roaming while she went to work. However I did not expect any action to be had. That's when she surprised me on the flip. She motioned for me to touch her twin peaks and then made the universal sign for a HJ. Very enthusiastic on it. Her English is VERY limited, but a very delightful and pleasant girl. The massage was pretty good also. Total damage in the dream was a frank and a jack, I may repeat. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Its been a year or so since I've been there, first trip very attractive girl (Mei) (pronounced May) I really enjoyed her but would only assist in the transaction, went again expecting more but same results. If she is still there I would go back if only for the massage and view.

Anybody know if she still works there?

Thanks.

H.

I went on Friday to a new place advertising on backpage. Their address is 6545 USA 30 Jeanette. Nice cozy little building with the usual amenities. Got an hour massage and on the flip she started to lightly touch all areas to get me aroused. Then began to play with it directly until she said "big tip?" I asked her if I could take off her clothes and it would have been ok had I agreed to a big tip. I became so disgusted with her negotiating process that I just said no thanks and went on my way. Seems like some girls would be willing to go a little further than self-service. I left and don't think I will be returning to this place. Massage was above average.

[QUOTE=AlwaysRenting;2786809]I went on Friday to a new place advertising on backpage. Their address is 6545 USA 30 Jeanette. Nice cozy little building with the usual amenities. Got an hour massage and on the flip she started to lightly touch all areas to get me aroused. Then began to play with it directly until she said "big tip?" I asked her if I could take off her clothes and it would have been ok had I agreed to a big tip. I became so disgusted with her negotiating process that I just said no thanks and went on my way. Seems like some girls would be willing to go a little further than self-service. I left and don't think I will be returning to this place. Massage was above average.[/QUOTE]The the attendant's negotiating process? How were her looks?

1. McNight rd. 2. Cranberry 3. Wexford 4. Star massage 5. Dragon massage I don't want to hear someone say nothing going on in PITTS. Anymore! Go out and fuck someone! Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2788731]1. McNight rd. 2. Cranberry 3. Wexford 4. Star massage 5. Dragon massage I don't want to hear someone say nothing going on in PITTS. Anymore! Go out and fuck someone! Drk.[/QUOTE]Nice work, LOL.

[QUOTE=AlwaysRenting;2786809]I went on Friday to a new place advertising on backpage. Their address is 6545 USA 30 Jeanette. Nice cozy little building with the usual amenities. Got an hour massage and on the flip she started to lightly touch all areas to get me aroused. Then began to play with it directly until she said "big tip?" I asked her if I could take off her clothes and it would have been ok had I agreed to a big tip. I became so disgusted with her negotiating process that I just said no thanks and went on my way. Seems like some girls would be willing to go a little further than self-service. I left and don't think I will be returning to this place. Massage was above average.[/QUOTE]This place puts adds all over the backpage. I was wondering how it would be. The last time that there was AMP in the area they provided good services.

[QUOTE=Mhunter7;2790179]This place puts adds all over the backpage. I was wondering how it would be. The last time that there was AMP in the area they provided good services.[/QUOTE]They want huge tips for nothing. I went to one, every 5 minutes, the girl say 40 tip? 40 tip? There was no way I was giving her 40 tip, because I knew it was self serve.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2788731]1. McNight rd. 2. Cranberry 3. Wexford 4. Star massage 5. Dragon massage I don't want to hear someone say nothing going on in PITTS. Anymore! Go out and fuck someone! Drk.[/QUOTE]Dark, what kind of luck did you have at each of those places?

[QUOTE=Sc1919;2794940]Dark, what kind of luck did you have at each of those places?[/QUOTE]Yes it does take a little luck but most is your "game"! You must play these providers, to get them to do thinks your way, thinking, and cost, just go out and try, I'm not going to report,(HJ, BJ, FS,) good places to go today, I don't need all this head game bullshit, try it for yourself!! I will give the seal of "DARKSIDE" on all of them!! They are approved!! ! stay safe, go out and try to fuck some one. Drk.

Does anybody have any info or anything about the place on Allison park called Refresh Massage on Rte 8? Nice girls or worth the time going there. Or the place in cranberry on Rte 19 behind the Burger King for massages, or Lisa's Bejing massage in Cranberry? Thanks.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2795022]Yes it does take a little luck but most is your "game"! You must play these providers, to get them to do thinks your way, thinking, and cost, just go out and try, I'm not going to report,(HJ, BJ, FS,) good places to go today, I don't need all this head game bullshit, try it for yourself!! I will give the seal of "DARKSIDE" on all of them!! They are approved!! ! stay safe, go out and try to fuck some one. Drk.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have any info about the girls or if it's worth the time going to a place on rate 8 in Allison park called Refresh Massage or the place behind Burger King on 19 in cranberry or Lisa's Bejing massage in cranberry of the girls will do anything at these places Thanks.

[QUOTE=Mhunter7;2790179]This place puts adds all over the backpage. I was wondering how it would be. The last time that there was AMP in the area they provided good services.[/QUOTE]These Chinese self serve places are not TRUE AMPs. The Korean spa's where girls are dressed scantily, give table showers and give full service are AMPs. I call these Chinese places CSS's. Chinese Self Serve.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;2793212]They want huge tips for nothing. I went to one, every 5 minutes, the girl say 40 tip? 40 tip? There was no way I was giving her 40 tip, because I knew it was self serve.[/QUOTE]This place isn't self-serve. Yeah, the bartering is a real turn-off for some (I am not a fan), but this place probably represents the surest thing for mongers to the East of PIT (outside of say SPA 51, which isn't the same sort of place).

"AMP "your box Is FULL, how I'm I going to give you any "PUSSY" numbers? Clean it please drk.

[QUOTE=ConstGuy;2797433]Does anyone have any info about the girls or if it's worth the time going to a place on rate 8 in Allison park called Refresh Massage or the place behind Burger King on 19 in cranberry or Lisa's Bejing massage in cranberry of the girls will do anything at these places Thanks.[/QUOTE]Try reading, little brother!! Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;2800603]Try reading, little brother!! Drk.[/QUOTE]You can lead them to the water but you can't make them drink, some will just fall in and drown.

Wondering who to schedule with at Xin Sui. First timer.

[QUOTE=AllTimeTight;2805154]Wondering who to schedule with at Xin Sui. First timer.[/QUOTE]Or Kyoto, both are close.