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Looks good for Titman
The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like ?
Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....
Got it?
Ready?
Not what you were expecting,
was it??!!
The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland.
She is 7'4" and weighs 320.
What a relief!
Now we ALL know we aren't overweight,
just too short!
Have A Great Day!
[QUOTE=DropFrame]The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like ?
[/QUOTE]
I'd fuck her. She is about the same height as me -- what a switch!
Here are other details
[url]http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp[/url]
[QUOTE=DropFrame]The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like? The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland. She is 7'4" and weighs 320![/QUOTE]
Have you been reading about all the tremors and quakes they've been having in Holland? Looks like they're not earthquakes, it's just this lady having an orgasm!!!!
You know what I like most about this lady? I could perform oral sex on her while both of us were still standing up!
Thanks for the photos of the amazon.
She is fine.
I would do her all night.
I'm finding more and more good things using Google....
(Also, I finally was able to resize a picture, cool!)
Note the sign....as if we wouldn't know!
Should be in every lunch box....but watch out if there are any "chunks"!
Men come here often to buy these cards....
This guy didn't have a good time. In fact he returned to his cell and his cellmate wrote the hit song, "You Had a Bad Day" about the experience. (And then made him blow him!)
I've seen it all now, isn't this guy wearing the ugliest blue pants you've ever seen? I just had to take this picture to prove they actually exist.
Thats one sexy woman I would lick her for hours on out !
[QUOTE=Glenn61]Meaty.....![/QUOTE]
I like a taste of that.
Nice find.
[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=AJy-0Lw4Nak&mode=related&search=[/url]
It's all in the picture
Sometimes they just can't get away from how they are trained!
I'm not sure I could get up at the crack of Dawn!
Pro Choice? Right On ! Right In!
From the N.Y. Post
LONDON, June 27 The British government recently decided to drop the term 'common prostitute' from its legal lexicon, deciding to call such offenders 'persons' instead.
The word change, a last motion by the government of outgoing Prime Minister Tony Blair, was paired with legislation allowing convicts who are again found to be involved with the sex trade to avoid harsh penalties, the Daily Mail said Wednesday.
The new legal stance outlined in Tuesday's Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill represented an effort by the British government to avoid over-crowding in national prisons.
The new legislation will only allow courts to impose penalties on convicted 'persons' when they are judged to be 'persistent' offenders.
In order to be deemed 'persistent' by the court, one must have been caught as a sex worker twice during a three-month period.
The Daily Mail said even the punishments for those offenders will be limited under the new laws, with 'persistent persons' only facing supervisory or counseling sessions.
Just another day in my life....
I hope to God that is a photoshop fake. What a sad thing if not. Clearly, she didn't do that on her own election. If its real, its a heinous branding by a pimp.
Everybody have fun tonight!
Don't know why your actual post is not up on this board yet, but just wanted to compliment you on your recent find/post, "Famous snatches":
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=41736[/url]
Thanks from all of us for giving us an intimate view of these ultra-famous skanks. Don't we love to hate/love them?
Did you find this great collage on the URL which appears in the picture? (IMPORTANT: see P.S. below!)
Giani
P.S. CAUTION: I went to the URL "pricelesspictures..." and got a STORM of viruses, trojans, bots, keyboard monitors, etc! Perhaps it is a coincidence, but be VERY cautious about going to this site. My computer has suddenly gone into molasses mode! Anyone else have this experience? I am struggling to clean the crap out... Ironically, I keep getting popup messages selling cleanup software because my computer is compromised!
P.P.S. Got a PM which suggests it is a mistake to go to URLs listed on photos. Who knew (says me, ever the novice...)?
P.P.P.S. See post above for more bad news about the embedded URL.
Hillary's way of getting even!
[QUOTE=Giani]P.S. CAUTION: I went to the URL "pricelesspictures..." and got a STORM of viruses, trojans, bots, keyboard monitors, etc! Perhaps it is a coincidence, but be VERY cautious about going to this site. My computer has suddenly gone into molasses mode! Anyone else have this experience? I am struggling to clean the crap out... Ironically, I keep getting popup messages selling cleanup software because my computer is compromised!
P.P.S. Got a PM which suggests it is a mistake to go to URLs listed on photos. Who knew (says me, ever the novice...)?[/QUOTE]
Sites like that are one very good reason to buy and keep current both anti virus and firewall software. Nothing is 100%, but unless the 'attack' is brand new most reputable AV/firewalls software will protect you fairly well.
Even the newer versions of browsers have some built in protection. But caution is the word when going to sites like that. I'd also run some a complete scan. Some of sites will load tracking software that tells them where you've been and what you've been doing.
One thing with the tracking programs, is (at least my Norton) it may not be identified when it is loaded, but will show up as there in a scan. Norton calls these low risk, but I always have AV software remove the stuff.
Like mongering, be careful when surfing. :D
P.S. Giani
Once infected, you probably should run an AV scan from the companies web page first, let it clean your system then load the AV software. Many viruses and such will try to disable AV that is installed or being installed.
My virus scan is up to date, I run Ad-aware, and am (I thought) cautious. But today, on the URL shown in the accompanying post, caught an exe file no one on Google has ever heard of: ufxqbhcg.exe... I have not yet been able to cleanse my computer of it (Needed: penicillin for my computer!)
My suggestion to all who post pix which contain embedded URLs is to blank them out. The bitter taste in my mouth will remind me, but how about the rest of us surfers???
[QUOTE=Seva Lurker]Sites like that are one very good reason to buy and keep current both anti virus and firewall software. Nothing is 100%, but unless the 'attack' is brand new most reputable AV/firewalls software will protect you fairly well.
Even the newer versions of browsers have some built in protection. But caution is the word when going to sites like that. I'd also run some a complete scan. Some of sites will load tracking software that tells them where you've been and what you've been doing.
One thing with the tracking programs, is (at least my Norton) it may not be identified when it is loaded, but will show up as there in a scan. Norton calls these low risk, but I always have AV software remove the stuff.
Like mongering, be careful when surfing. :D
P.S. Giani
Once infected, you probably should run an AV scan from the companies web page first, let it clean your system then load the AV software. Many viruses and such will try to disable AV that is installed or being installed.[/QUOTE]
I'd vow not to have him perform my wedding!
(Actually, this message goes with the post I did after this one see the next one and the explanation there.)
Actually this one is the Preacher's Perks. (But, she IS attached!) The other cartoon is the groom's perks but I think they are set to expire once the bride tastes the wedding cake or 24 hours after the consumation, whichever comes first (or is it whoever cums first?)
Let me reiterate what apparently everyone else knew... NEVER type in the URL apppearing on any HC picture. I have been running every anti virus, Ad-aware, cclearner, etc, and STILL crappy pop ups appear and my computer runs like molassas.
May I also reiterate: If you post images with a URL on them, do us all a favor and obliterate them before you post so us novices don't make my mistake...
Anyway: see if you like these humorous pix I found on a site that does NOT trash my computer...
Giani
Let's face it, peeing just isn't that funny. Farts on the other hand are hilarious. And what goes along with farts better than...... you got it, taking a dump
The Perfect Dump
Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.
The Caesarian Dump Pain!
That's what this dump and childbirth have in common. Its simply a case of too much dump trying to go through too small a hole, and there's no obstetrician to help.
The Beer Dump
Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. it could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a bathroom for days.
The Chili Dump
Hot when it goes in, and rocket fuel when it leaves. The chili dump stays with you all day, making your tush feel like a heat shield.
The Cable Dump
Long, curly and perfectly formed like 2 feet of E13 telephone co-axial cable. It loops lazily around the bowl, like a friendly serpent. You notice it has three rest rings encircling it. You wonder admiringly, "DID I DO THAT? Where did it come from?" You leave the bathroom pleased with yourself.
The Latrine Dump
In case you didn't know, a latrine is a hole in the ground with a tent around it where soldiers, boy scouts and flies go to dump. Tip: Don't ever, ever look in the hole.
The Mona Lisa Dump
This is the masterpiece of dumps. It's as perfectly formed as it can be. Delicate and slender with intricacies that would make daVinci weep. And just think, you made it yourself. You may even want to break out the Polaroid, but maybe that's going a bit too far.
The Empty Roll Dump
You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?" Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull up your slacks, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll.
The Splash Back Dump
You send the dump on its way, it drops like a depth charge into the bowl creating a column of cold bowl water that washes your bottom with a startlingly unpleasant shock. Now you're wet and embarrassed. Tip: Blot instead of wiping.
The Aborted Dump
You are in mid-dump when the phone rings. What do you do? ABORT! Pinch it off, go for the phone, and save the rest for later. It isn't pretty, but you've gotta do what you gotta do.
The Alfresco Dump
Everyone has had to go outdoors from time to time. This can be a rather pleasant experience really. The open air, the nature, and a good bush all contribute to the peaceful ambiance that our primitive forefathers must have enjoyed. What can screw up this harmonious interlude is a troop of brownies or a patch of poison ivy.
The Childbirth Dump
This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do: 1. Scream 2. Call an Obstetrician 3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
The Tijuana Trot Dump
The phrase "Shit Happens" really applies here in a big way. When the ice in your tainted margarita makes contact with your lower intestinal tract, the fun begins. For the next 72 hours you'd be better off if you carried your own portable toilet with you because you will spend most of that time on the pot and the rest of the time in a fetal position. Now you realize why Mexico never
had a navy.
Giani, I had a downloader virus on my computer that was one of those that downloads ad pop up crap, and it was made so that when I ran Ad-aware it would close Ad-aware and make my computer restart. I tried everything from Spysweeper, searching continual forums looking for answers and thought I'd never get it off there. A friend of mine told me about AVG Antispyware and recommened it to me. I put it on my computer as it gives you a free 30 day trial. It not only cleaned all the crap that downloader put on my computer but it allowed me to delete it as well. I would recommend AVG for whatever problem you can't get rid of as it might help you as it helped me, it can be found at grisoft dot com.
You can also try the SUPERAntiSpyware. My folks had the super trojan virus that sent up all kinds of crap on their system and this was the only thing that got rid of it.
Only in America
Happy 4th of July!
However, she's still a merchandiser.
I can tell in the first minute or two of a job interview if the applicant is right for the job!
[QUOTE=Common Man]Humorous photos, we all need a daily laugh.[/QUOTE]
CM: Where did you find that picture of me???
(I'd better clarify that, I'm not talking about the cartoon in the same posting!)
Seriously, we love all the stuff you dig up.
As we always want out partner to say...
Keep it coming!
That gorgeous babe in the black and red bikini is the one and only Dixie Bubbles. Google her for more info. She's retired now (I think?), but back in the olden days, she was HOT!