Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=QControl; 1172000]Hello,

My question is, would you get involved romantically with a AMP worker? [/QUOTE]My big head says that it might be difficult ot have a relationship with anybody who does not speak your language. Although, language skills can grow over time, you'd not have much in common culture-wise. I dated a girl who worked at a Chinese restaurant and she knew nothing about life. We went to an Al Pacino movie on a date, and AFTER the movie I commented that I liked Al Pacino. She asked "Who's that?"

Now my little head says that Chinese girls are super accomodating and will treat you like gold in and out of the sack. You can do or say anything you want, and they will be happy. They will cook, clean, wash every dish twice, massage your scalp, and let you fart in bed. She will love you unconditionally, even if you are fat like me. And no matter how little your dick is, its bigger than 99% of the men from her country. If she is AMP, she knows how to make you happy. (Pun intended.)

So, it depends on what you want from a relationship. If Al Pacino is important to you, you will probably be frustrated not having anything in common with her. If that is no big deal, you are in for a treat.

Signed,

Norm (and both his heads)

Coming home from a day at the Calle Ocho fest a few weeks ago I stopped at the AMP on LeJ near 3rd. In a little shopping center on the westbound side.

It took a little begging, but the story had a happy ending."We no supposed to do that. The boss say no." This is where manners and charm (and the way you say "please") really come into play.

I almost dislike AMPs since you never know if there's going to be a fortune in your cookie, or just a regular massage.

Norm

I have found that the Latin Massage Parlors are more likely to be a sure thing than the AMPs. The latinas where slutty little outfits and heels, while the AMPettes wear medical scrubs like they work in a hospital.

Any good Latin Massage places out there?

El Normo

Again, it took a little begging, manners and charisma. But I have been there twice and both times we all lived happily ever after.

Open till 1am and they have a table shower, which is good clean fun. They have specials each day. Sunday is $110 for 90 minutes massage and a table shower. Regular price is 60 min for the traditional $69 "dorrahs."

This place is actually in Broward, but I'm loyal to my Miami Hoe-Bro's and post it here too.

I am tired of begging in these places though. I try telling the girls NOBODY comes here for a massage, we come to paint the ceiling with greyish-white polka dots. (sigh)

Norm

Hey guys,

I'm new to this scene so I don't have a report, but I have a question. Is there a place around SW Miami dade that offers an actual massage that's good / decent along with tHe possibility of a happy ending? I will try to search some also but thought to ask you guys are the experts. Pm me if you would prefer to tell me an actual place.

Much thanks!

Chao

I finally talked to this woman on the phone (can't remember her name though). [url]HTTP://BODYWORKCMT.COM[/url]

She's near 12 and Collins. She didn't have time on the day I was available so I'll try again later. Yak

Got a review in two places arround Kendal.

1st. AMP 107 ave and Sunset. Across Navarro pharmacy. Excelent massage. 30 minutes 39. 95. Plus small tip with HE. Excelent release after hard work day. In the menu also 1 hour massage and complete shower. Girls are friendly. And some touch allowed.

2nd. Arround 137 ave and 40 (you can fidn the post in BP). They announced 39. 95 for 1 hour massage! Yea right. Once there 60 + more for tip just for the HE appetizer. 50. 100 or more for other dishes in the menu. I was kind of hungry and went for rubber BJ. Total hurt was 150. Massage was terrible. Will not repeat.

By safe fellas.

[QUOTE=Cocon38; 1182859]Got a review in two places arround Kendal.

2nd. Arround 137 ave and 40 (you can fidn the post in BP). They announced 39. 95 for 1 hour massage! Yea right. Once there 60 + more for tip just for the HE appetizer. 50. 100 or more for other dishes in the menu. I was kind of hungry and went for rubber BJ. Total hurt was 150. Massage was terrible. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Is this the one that advertises another location in Aventura?

Sounds like the same deal.

If you advertise $40, that should not be the entry fee.

Bad business!

Hello, all,

I will be in Miami Beach at the Courtyard around 41st I think. Is there anywhere close by to get a sensual rubdown? I won't have a car so I would have to walk or cab it.

Thanks,

Bobby Down

[QUOTE=Bobby Down; 1188670]Hello, all,

I will be in Miami Beach at the Courtyard around 41st I think. Is there anywhere close by to get a sensual rubdown? I won't have a car so I would have to walk or cab it.

Thanks,

Bobby Down[/QUOTE]Only AMP around there that I know give happy endings is Jee Jee Spa on 5th st. You can go to 41st & Indain Creek and catch the C or the 120 to 5th street & Washington to get there.

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/skilled-asian-masseuse-awaits-you-at-jee-jee-spa/13061116[/url]

This chick in also on Miami Beach. I've never tried her myself but I hear she's great.

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pampering-your-heart-by-asian-29/9051716[/url]

I just moved to Maimi, around Flagler and 87 ave. I was wondering if you guys know of any Aamp or latin parlor in the area and gives some good HE. If yes, whats the price range.

[QUOTE=Bobby Down; 1188670]Hello, all,

I will be in Miami Beach at the Courtyard around 41st I think. Is there anywhere close by to get a sensual rubdown? I won't have a car so I would have to walk or cab it.

Thanks,

Bobby Down[/QUOTE]Severine would be within walking distance to you. I tried to see her recently but she was busy. Look for her ad in Backpage. If you see her I sure would like to know how she is because I'll be in the vicinity again soon. Yak

Visiting Miami and was looking for a relaxing massage after my long drive. I had narrowed my choices down to a spa in Coral Gables or North Miami. Since I was coming in via 75 I decided to try the northern choice, Anna Lee. Am I glad I did.

Being a first time customer, I was offered the $50 first visit special. I was led to a small comfortable room by "Sa Sa". I undressed and laid on the table. Soon she arrived. She began with a light rub all over. The way she was touching I knew this would be good. Soon the oiled massage started on my back. She moved down my spine, frequently all the way down. After the back came the legs with some teasing. I let my hands roam a bit and she would let me touch, then gently spank me.

On the flip she started on the legs. More teasing as she made her way to my chest. After a few minutes I think she said more and pointed. I was not sure what she said, but I said yes, light oil and she played with the boys. Game on. Great rub, let me rub her and she laid her head on my chest. Eventually she was stroking, I was sucking and rubbing. So often ladies think a lame massage without sensual touching will get you aroused, so they lamely rub then flip and grab the stick. Not "Sa Sa".

Can you tell I was impressed. I highly recommend Anna Lee therapy on Ives Dairy Road. *Ask for Sa Sa.

[QUOTE=Lucia99; 1192795]Visiting Miami and was looking for a relaxing massage after my long drive. I had narrowed my choices down to a spa in Coral Gables or North Miami. Since I was coming in via 75 I decided to try the northern choice, Anna Lee. Am I glad I did.

Being a first time customer, I was offered the $50 first visit special.

Can you tell I was impressed. I highly recommend Anna Lee therapy on Ives Dairy Road. *Ask for Sa Sa.[/QUOTE]I left out an important detail, I tipped. 6 for total damage $.1

One girl told me recently that the reason they want you to touch yourself is to see if you are LEO. She told me LEO will not masturbate nor grab the girl's ass or tits.

I am not 100% sure that is true, but I offer it as advice to help score in these places. I've had girls say "you do it" and I always thought they were just trying to avoid an awkward moment to say no.

Your mileage may vary.

Norm

Coral Way. As in Wayyyyyy the fuck out there, near 826.

It's in the back of a little office park. Looks very innocent inside and out. Girls wear uniforms like they work in a bakery, all busty Latinas. Once you're in the room, they strip down to tank tops and then bikini.

Mention the ad in El Clarin for $19. 99 / hour plus tip.

My girl Tamara was young, short, sweet. Killer ripe body. Face was "ok."

$60 min tip. But she told me that does not include exras. $60 is for massage only. She wanted $120 for handiwork. What? Are you crazy? I told her the market price was about $ for room + tip for manual labor. After I begged and very politely threatened to just pay her the minimum and leave, she agreed to $80, which made the total including room a round number: the $ I had in mind.

After that, it was super good. Topless, kissed my whole body. Well, not the WHOLE body, but stomach, chest, neck. Super sweet and very handy. Very affectionate. Except for salary negotiations, she was great.

I'm tapped out financially from my other frolics this week, but for $$ you could easily get FS and I'm sure it would be great.

The selection of girls was not that great though. I probably would not go back, but if in the area like I was today, I might give Tamara another shot. I invited her to do OC at my house. No-go.

Enjoy.

Norm

Geisha's Spa 6501 NW 36th St. It looks nice and the name is enticing, but has anyone ever brought their chopsticks there?

I'm skeptical of the AMPs now, after hearing so many times "We don't do that here."

Norm

Can anyone shine some light on this spa for me?

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-hour-best-asian-massage-free-table-shower/13420966[/url]

I'll be in the area and would like to know if its worth my time and money!

If not that one, how about Brasilian Moon?

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/brasilian-moon-shower-come-to-spa-and-relax-yourself-in-a-fabolous-jacuzzi/13584403[/url]

Please PM me with info! Thanks.

Trog

Last night I went to my 1st mp. Its on 18 and coral way. 30 house fee and 70 for massage with he. They had FS for a extra $. The place was a little run down but it was inside a office building on the 2nd floor very private. I'm so happy I just lost my MP cherry!

By the I was wondering if this LMP (7392 nw 35th another site suite 205) is still open. I drove by there yesturday afternoon and a bunch of old people where standing outside. There is a doctors office on the 1st floor. I saw a review for it, but its a few years old. Hope it is. I live close to it.

Iono that either but I've gone to the AMP on taft street 6700 or w / o. Across frm windixie. The only pleasure AMP exprience. Heard on the other forms had a 20ish Chinese girl. Ran the 1st thing next morning. WAS True.

And well I touched her all over and blew my load on her pants =). Since then went back 2x more. The owner knows me but ladies would not do more than a HJ. And one did not even let me roam. So same spa. I tipped 0. 4 each time. Since then I've stopped AMP. I'm talkin at beast 1 year ago. ARE THE GIRLS HOTT. OFCOUSE. But I feel worse being just tugged. I can do that at home. I don't need to pay her 80-120 for that.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1194342]One girl told me recently that the reason they want you to touch yourself is to see if you are LEO. She told me LEO will not masturbate nor grab the girl's ass or tits.

I am not 100% sure that is true, but I offer it as advice to help score in these places. I've had girls say "you do it" and I always thought they were just trying to avoid an awkward moment to say no.

Your mileage may vary.

Norm[/QUOTE]

LMP on 3535 nw 7th st. Suite 201 or 202. The 1st room when you go to 2nd floor thru stairs. Black buidling.

I went there 2x about a year or so ago when they posted on BP. Was super hard to get appointments. I thought perhaps its in a small hood. WhoereHouse =) wasn; t. For a CBJ girl wanted 200. Talked it down to 140. Touching allowed. Took off her panties. But no sniffing or lickin the pie or mud hole.

If this is your cup of tea try it. But be rdy to waste some funds.

ALL THAT VS. AN ESCORT. You choose.

[QUOTE=Rush0011;1192569]I just moved to Maimi, around Flagler and 87 ave. I was wondering if you guys know of any Aamp or latin parlor in the area and gives some good HE. If yes, whats the price range.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cocon38; 1182859]Got a review in two places arround Kendal.

1st. AMP 107 ave and Sunset. Across Navarro pharmacy. Excelent massage. 30 minutes 39. 95. Plus small tip with HE. Excelent release after hard work day. In the menu also 1 hour massage and complete shower. Girls are friendly. And some touch allowed.[/QUOTE]Visiting from NYC, YMMV, went there yesterday around noon, had plenty of HE in NYC and followed the same steps but my lady just wouldn't do anything. She teased me a little bit during the massage near the inner thighs, but I got my hopes up. Again, YMMV.

P. S. My masseuse was on the older side (past 40) , I saw another one around 30-ish so she may have been willing to do HEs

[QUOTE=Rush0011; 1201039]Last night I went to my 1st mp. Its on 18 and coral way. 30 house fee and 70 for massage with he. They had FS for a extra $. The place was a little run down but it was inside a office building on the 2nd floor very private. I'm so happy I just lost my MP cherry!

By the I was wondering if this LMP (7392 nw 35th another site suite 205) is still open. I drove by there yesturday afternoon and a bunch of old people where standing outside. There is a doctors office on the 1st floor. I saw a review for it, but its a few years old. Hope it is. I live close to it.[/QUOTE]Was it asian or latin?

Thanks for the info. I saw a mp in BP that says bikini massage for 80 tip Included in flagler or west kendall hope they are good.

[QUOTE=DarkRaijin; 1201244]LMP on 3535 nw 7th st. Suite 201 or 202. The 1st room when you go to 2nd floor thru stairs. Black buidling.

I went there 2x about a year or so ago when they posted on BP. Was super hard to get appointments. I thought perhaps its in a small hood. WhoereHouse =) wasn; t. For a CBJ girl wanted 200. Talked it down to 140. Touching allowed. Took off her panties. But no sniffing or lickin the pie or mud hole.

If this is your cup of tea try it. But be rdy to waste some funds.

ALL THAT VS. AN ESCORT. You choose. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush0011;1202807]Thanks for the info. I saw a mp in BP that says bikini massage for 80 tip Included in flagler or west kendall hope they are good.[/QUOTE]I go to the Flager one.

Animal131 are the females hot? And do they ofter extras?

[QUOTE=Animal131;1203356]I go to the Flager one.[/QUOTE]

The best massage places with latin girls in the Miami area? Any recommendations?

[QUOTE=Animal131;1202686]Was it asian or latin?[/QUOTE]It was a latin mp.

This afternoon I went to beauty sensation on nw 36st and 73 by the wendys. House fee 100 and FS 80. I think the girl name was jenny. Nice looking with good tits, gives gf exp. The bad thing is that its not a private location which I was not to happy about. I like for the place to be some what private. Anybody can see you walk in but it was fun.

[QUOTE=Rush0011; 1201039]Last night I went to my 1st mp. Its on 18 and coral way. 30 house fee and 70 for massage with he. They had FS for a extra $. The place was a little run down but it was inside a office building on the 2nd floor very private. I'm so happy I just lost my MP cherry!

By the I was wondering if this LMP (7392 nw 35th another site suite 205) is still open. I drove by there yesturday afternoon and a bunch of old people where standing outside. There is a doctors office on the 1st floor. I saw a review for it, but its a few years old. Hope it is. I live close to it. [/QUOTE]Rush,

Any more detailed info you can give us on the location at 18th and Coral Way, for those of us trying to find it? Building number, building color, etc? Is there a phone number for this place? Is it right on the corner? Thanks!

Been here four times. They always short time, lucky to get 45 min. Big busted Latins who want to upgrade. Standard fees for all upgrades.

I reply to PM.

[QUOTE=Animal131;1203356]I go to the Flager one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Feanor7; 1204862]Rush,

Any more detailed info you can give us on the location at 18th and Coral Way, for those of us trying to find it? Building number, building color, etc? Is there a phone number for this place? Is it right on the corner? Thanks![/QUOTE]The address is 1871 coral way suite 202 (door to the west). Its a small building, if you drive fast you'll miss it. If I'm not mistaken is about 2 buildings before the corner.

I was just wondering if anyone has visted any of these mp.

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensitivo-massage-terapeutico-_-28/6759006[/url]

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/most-addictive-most-amazing-body-rub-you-will-ever-get-brianna-will-heal-your-body-rub-needs-25/12302453[/url]

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/xtreme-relaxxation-is-always-my-most-important-goal-for-you-sophia-305-418-8809-32/7366081[/url]

I was wondering if there was a good quality LMP near the Miami Airport. I will be in town for a couple days and would like to check on out.

I am use to the AMP scene in Tampa. I assume the "rules" and costs are about the same.

PM if you prefer. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Dave9090; 1205233]Been here four times. They always short time, lucky to get 45 min. Big busted Latins who want to upgrade. Standard fees for all upgrades.

I reply to PM. [/QUOTE]Natural big busts, or fakes? I love Latin BBWs

I've been to that place in doral. In 06 or 07 I think. Okay lookin latina mami. We are talkin about a stip mall. And I think a wendy's is very close by. You can see it frm the MP. Unless they have hotter girls probly worth it. I've never gone back. My damage was 120 for a CBJ and 69.

[QUOTE=Rush0011; 1201039]Last night I went to my 1st mp. Its on 18 and coral way. 30 house fee and 70 for massage with he. They had FS for a extra $. The place was a little run down but it was inside a office building on the 2nd floor very private. I'm so happy I just lost my MP cherry!

By the I was wondering if this LMP (7392 nw 35th another site suite 205) is still open. I drove by there yesturday afternoon and a bunch of old people where standing outside. There is a doctors office on the 1st floor. I saw a review for it, but its a few years old. Hope it is. I live close to it. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alabamakmg;1211003]Natural big busts, or fakes? I love Latin BBWs[/QUOTE]Natural. They are not BBW just 35 with big busts. I will not go back. They just short time and try to get me out as quick as they can.

Just across the parking lot from my hotel I found a good AMP, although Chinese operation. My girl was dressed in a nurses pantsuit. The table shower is an extra $22 bucks but the door fee was reasonable and she shook my hand in the end after a little roaming. NO objections or upsell. Sushi next door afterwards at a lousy place-keep clear.

Travelrr

[QUOTE=Rush0011; 1207012]I was just wondering if anyone has visted any of these mp.

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensitivo-massage-terapeutico-_-28/6759006[/url]

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/most-addictive-most-amazing-body-rub-you-will-ever-get-brianna-will-heal-your-body-rub-needs-25/12302453[/url]

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/xtreme-relaxxation-is-always-my-most-important-goal-for-you-sophia-305-418-8809-32/7366081[/url][/QUOTE]I can say that Jessi is exactly what she posts in the ad. The only thing that changes are her tattoos that she photoshops for safety. She's got a great body and knows what she's doing.

Has anyone been here? I would like to find out what is offered.

Sunny Massage.

305-705-2758.

1024 NE 163rd St.

Miami, FL 33162