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[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1338201]What is this obsession the last couple years with BIG BUTTS?

I was raised to know that BIG BOOBS and a tight little ass were the marks of a real hot one!

Same with shaved versus natural Bush.

What happened to change these things?

Maybe I REALLY am an old fart?

JJ[/QUOTE]For me personally big tits are nice to play with but you can't really fuck them, I mean you can do Russian with them but to me its not the same as going full throttle at a big ass and hearing the SMACK! SMACK! As you you put all your might into it. A tiny little ass can't handle that sort of jamming and may actual hurt you if you are banging into a bony ass for that matter. So for me big tits are nice to look at but a big ass is nice to fuck!

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1338832]For me personally big tits are nice to play with but you can't really fuck them, I mean you can do Russian with them but to me its not the same as going full throttle at a big ass and hearing the SMACK! SMACK! As you you put all your might into it. A tiny little ass can't handle that sort of jamming and may actual hurt you if you are banging into a bony ass for that matter. So for me big tits are nice to look at but a big ass is nice to fuck!

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL[/QUOTE]Shaved versus natural and all the tattoos?

JJ

A nice big butt with a small waist is a beautiful thing! Big (perky) breasts are excellent and hard to come by, but they will eventually lose to gravity. I agree that a nice butt provides an excellent cushion. You should frequently rotate between the two options and if you find one with both, then that's one for the record books.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1338201]What is this obsession the last couple years with BIG BUTTS?

I was raised to know that BIG BOOBS and a tight little ass were the marks of a real hot one!

Same with shaved versus natural Bush.

What happened to change these things?

Maybe I REALLY am an old fart?

JJ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1338879]Shaved versus natural and all the tattoos?

JJ[/QUOTE]A natural but well-tended garden. A shaved kitty is not a deal breaker however.

However, multiple tattoos are pretty much a deal breaker for me. I can tolerate one or maybe two small tattoos but really dislike the "tramp stamp". Best tattoo I ever saw was a black pouncing jaguar in the inner thigh of a young lass in Hong Kong many, many years ago.

Just want to wish all a Merry Christmas!

[QUOTE=A John;1343872]Just want to wish all a Merry Christmas![/QUOTE]I'd like to unwrap that under the tree!

Happy New Years!

Hopefully, we all will have a much better selection this year than the last.

Happy mongering and keep safe.

Hi everyone,

I've been an idiot and have been using my real cell phone to call providers. While that was going fine for a while, there has been talk on here and other places about girls being picked up with your number in their phone. What actually pushed me to get another number was that I got some girls texting stupid stuff on my personal phone! Totally unacceptable. So I ask the peanut gallery, what is the consensus on the best monger phone service? I've noticed that there are a lot of options out there, what is the best bang for buck? I have a spare unlocked GSM phone, so getting a SIM card alone is an option.

Thanks all,

P

[QUOTE=Phillie; 1362291]Hi everyone,

I've been an idiot and have been using my real cell phone to call providers. While that was going fine for a while, there has been talk on here and other places about girls being picked up with your number in their phone. What actually pushed me to get another number was that I got some girls texting stupid stuff on my personal phone! Totally unacceptable. So I ask the peanut gallery, what is the consensus on the best monger phone service? I've noticed that there are a lot of options out there, what is the best bang for buck? I have a spare unlocked GSM phone, so getting a SIM card alone is an option.

Thanks all,

P[/QUOTE]When I got a monger phone, T-Mobile and Virgin Mobile were the best prices for minutes. The phone itself doesn't matter since it is only being used for calls. I am still using a cheap old POS I picked up like 8 years ago. Go buy phone or go have one set up, use a fake name, and always pay cash for anything related to the phone. As long as neither the phone hardware or minutes purchases can be traced back to you, you are secure.

What I did was:

1. Go to a CVS or 7-11 a distance from the CVS or 7-11 you normally use.

2. Buy a cheap Tracphone for about $10. 00 and a time card for about $20. 00.

3. Take them to some pay phone, again away from where you normally go and activate the phone using all fake information.

4. PAY CASH FOR THESE THINGS!

5. Keep it all cheap in case your SO finds it. Then you can claim you just found it and throwing it away will not hurt much.

6. CHANGE THE PHONE NUMBER ON YOUR "REAL" CELL PHONE SO YOU WILL NOT GET ANY MORE SURPRISE MESSAGES OR CALLS!

Keep it well hidden from anyone you do not want to know about it.

Live long, monger much, and propser!

JJ.

[QUOTE=Phillie; 1362291]Hi everyone,

I've been an idiot and have been using my real cell phone to call providers. While that was going fine for a while, there has been talk on here and other places about girls being picked up with your number in their phone. What actually pushed me to get another number was that I got some girls texting stupid stuff on my personal phone! Totally unacceptable. So I ask the peanut gallery, what is the consensus on the best monger phone service? I've noticed that there are a lot of options out there, what is the best bang for buck? I have a spare unlocked GSM phone, so getting a SIM card alone is an option.

Thanks all,

P[/QUOTE]

There are plenty of options. If all you're looking for is a phone that you can talk on and text with, Tracfones go for as low as $15 with 60 free minutes. If you don't want to carry 2 phones, you can add a Google Voice number to your current phone, which is a free service, gives you a second line, and can be used anywhere you can access the Internet. The GV number doesn't use your name in caller I'd, and you can give yourself any area code in the country (just to make it even harder for your number to be traced back to you).

I personally use GV, and it hasn't failed me yet.

[QUOTE=Phillie; 1362291]Hi everyone,

I've been an idiot and have been using my real cell phone to call providers. While that was going fine for a while, there has been talk on here and other places about girls being picked up with your number in their phone. What actually pushed me to get another number was that I got some girls texting stupid stuff on my personal phone! Totally unacceptable. So I ask the peanut gallery, what is the consensus on the best monger phone service? I've noticed that there are a lot of options out there, what is the best bang for buck? I have a spare unlocked GSM phone, so getting a SIM card alone is an option.

Thanks all,

P[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Phillie; 1362291]Hi everyone,

I've been an idiot and have been using my real cell phone to call providers. While that was going fine for a while, there has been talk on here and other places about girls being picked up with your number in their phone. What actually pushed me to get another number was that I got some girls texting stupid stuff on my personal phone! Totally unacceptable. So I ask the peanut gallery, what is the consensus on the best monger phone service? I've noticed that there are a lot of options out there, what is the best bang for buck? I have a spare unlocked GSM phone, so getting a SIM card alone is an option.

Thanks all,

P[/QUOTE]Virgin Mobile seems to give the most time for the buck. The cheapest model is $15-20, and you get 400 minutes per month for $20. Buy $30 every 2nd or 3rd month to have a cash balance for texting (at15 cents each). Buy cards for cash at the CVS. 7-11 or a grocery store, and recharge them with cash. You only have to enter the PIN from the cards into your phone the first time, then the same card will automatically recharge your minutes.

Call from a landline to activate, giving a monger name and any address (if you register it online, you'll leave a record of your IP address). Write down and save the info in case you have to call customer service in the future. If there are others in the house, keep the phone off and out of sight to avoid questions and suspicion. Keep the cards in a discreet place too, or toss them and buy new ones every month, if necessary.

Use the phone for a year, then erase the stored info, destroy and toss, and start over with a new phone.

Total cost is about $325 / year, which is a small price for anonymity and privacy.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1362734]Virgin Mobile seems to give the most time for the buck. The cheapest model is $15-20, and you get 400 minutes per month for $20. Buy $30 every 2nd or 3rd month to have a cash balance for texting (at15 cents each). Buy cards for cash at the CVS. 7-11 or a grocery store, and recharge them with cash. You only have to enter the PIN from the cards into your phone the first time, then the same card will automatically recharge your minutes.

Call from a landline to activate, giving a monger name and any address (if you register it online, you'll leave a record of your IP address). Write down and save the info in case you have to call customer service in the future. If there are others in the house, keep the phone off and out of sight to avoid questions and suspicion. Keep the cards in a discreet place too, or toss them and buy new ones every month, if necessary.

Use the phone for a year, then erase the stored info, destroy and toss, and start over with a new phone.

Total cost is about $325 / year, which is a small price for anonymity and privacy.[/QUOTE]I also ran across an article just now that is on the subject of phones that may be of use. One that caught my eye was the H20 one since the basic credit is $10 for 90 days which is only $40 per year! I'll check the options and try to keep costs down as well as anonymity. Thanks again, I appreciate so many of you chiming in. Be safe brothers.

P.

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I just downloaded the app and I am ready for some BP mongering. I haven't explored BP because I don't have a cell phone to use as a burner.

GV allows users to make calls via wifi or through your normal phone plan. Thanks for the handy advice!

I, first, have to give thanks to BB for giving me this idea in a previous posting of his. I had to do some extensive research and achieved some failed attempts, but I finally made it and I don't even know which section to post this in!

Alexis was her name and. 8 for almost anything was the game.

She's not a SW, escort, nor a good looker, but she was safe, legit, and clean as a whistle.

She is actually a small BBW with a great rack that was "looking for a fun time" and some extra cash.

Her services were par, but she was a very tight fit so the trade-off was good. Mish to Cowgirl to doggie to K-9, and average BJ / HJ in between.

I'm not sure what to tell and what not to tell lately with all the traffic on here, but I'm sure that if you want to know more do some research and PM me.

Thanks again, BB for trailblazing. Be safe and happy mongering in the snow to you all.

There is one more that's pending after all of my research, but I'll have to see that one through on another day.

Just FYI that after I got going, it became much easier to find, or maybe I'm just really late in the game.

Again, be safe.

If you head to the Baltimore section, there's an entire thread dedicated to finding non-pro girls in the DMV area, with guys trading info on different women they've seen.

[url]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?9966-Non-Pro-Woman-on-CL-or-BP[/url]

[QUOTE=BigCoolie; 1363968]I, first, have to give thanks to BB for giving me this idea in a previous posting of his. I had to do some extensive research and achieved some failed attempts, but I finally made it and I don't even know which section to post this in!

Alexis was her name and. 8 for almost anything was the game.

She's not a SW, escort, nor a good looker, but she was safe, legit, and clean as a whistle.

She is actually a small BBW with a great rack that was "looking for a fun time" and some extra cash.

Her services were par, but she was a very tight fit so the trade-off was good. Mish to Cowgirl to doggie to K-9, and average BJ / HJ in between.

I'm not sure what to tell and what not to tell lately with all the traffic on here, but I'm sure that if you want to know more do some research and PM me.

Thanks again, BB for trailblazing. Be safe and happy mongering in the snow to you all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeuceSlim; 1364346]If you head to the Baltimore section, there's an entire thread dedicated to finding non-pro girls in the DMV area, with guys trading info on different women they've seen.

[url]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?9966-Non-Pro-Woman-on-CL-or-BP[/url][/QUOTE]I have seen similar tactics used by a couple of folks in the LA forum. One guy was claiming to post a "job" ad on CL, in the Gigs section and he was getting some luck on girls looking to make a little extra cash.

Hi, perv for life.

Stay Frosty.

I've read the Baltimore postings, but those guys aren't sharing with anyone outside of their tight group. The postings on the board were hit and miss, but I'm looking to share like we do on here.

[QUOTE=DeuceSlim; 1364346]If you head to the Baltimore section, there's an entire thread dedicated to finding non-pro girls in the DMV area, with guys trading info on different women they've seen.

[url]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?9966-Non-Pro-Woman-on-CL-or-BP[/url][/QUOTE]

Clear your inbox, but you are on the right track.

I was reading and you was wondering why were we talking about phone coverages. Then I realized what was going on, and that it was a real bad idea calling from my phone. Thank you for the knowledge guys

[QUOTE=BigCoolie;1365079]I've read the Baltimore postings, but those guys aren't sharing with anyone outside of their tight group. The postings on the board were hit and miss, but I'm looking to share like we do on here.[/QUOTE]They do share over there if you have something to offer, and most of the SMs (and Rahjohn, who probably contributes more than most Seniors) give you advice on how to post an ad if you ask. I was just saying there's already a thread in the area that covers what you're looking for.

I'll definitely pay better attention and contribute to that forum. Thanks, Deuce.

[QUOTE=DeuceSlim;1365685]They do share over there if you have something to offer, and most of the SMs (and Rahjohn, who probably contributes more than most Seniors) give you advice on how to post an ad if you ask. I was just saying there's already a thread in the area that covers what you're looking for.[/QUOTE]

Anybody know what AA means? As in "AA girl". I am seeing this more and more. It is not in the forum abbreviations.

[QUOTE=Skirite Hound;1371651]Anybody know what AA means? As in "AA girl". I am seeing this more and more. It is not in the forum abbreviations.[/QUOTE]Either African American or Asian American. Usually African.

Alcohol Anonymous.

[QUOTE=Skirite Hound;1371651]Anybody know what AA means? As in "AA girl". I am seeing this more and more. It is not in the forum abbreviations.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigCoolie;1365080]Clear your inbox, but you are on the right track.[/QUOTE]Cleared, sorry about that.

[QUOTE=A John;1371858]Alcohol Anonymous.[/QUOTE]LOL lots Alcohol anonymous girls have low self esteem and are usually down for freaky stuff. I've dated some girls from there and most of them are freaks!

[QUOTE=Phillie; 1362291]Hi everyone,

I've been an idiot and have been using my real cell phone to call providers. While that was going fine for a while, there has been talk on here and other places about girls being picked up with your number in their phone. What actually pushed me to get another number was that I got some girls texting stupid stuff on my personal phone! Totally unacceptable. So I ask the peanut gallery, what is the consensus on the best monger phone service? I've noticed that there are a lot of options out there, what is the best bang for buck? I have a spare unlocked GSM phone, so getting a SIM card alone is an option.

Thanks all,

P[/QUOTE]T-Mobile seemed like the best deal when I checked (a couple of months ago). Picked up a cheap $30 handset and $30 reload good for three months and about 150 minutes of dial time at Wal-Mart. Registered on the web to a fake email address and put all the numbers from scraps into that phone. Then shredded the scraps.

KR

Question for us older mongers:

Who has used Levitra or Viagara?

What happened when you used it?

Is one better than the other? Why?

Please answer either by open post or PM if you will.

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1386840]Question for us older mongers:

Who has used Levitra or Viagara?

What happened when you used it?

Is one better than the other? Why?

Please answer either by open post or PM if you will.

JJ[/QUOTE]I'm 35 but I tried Viagra a few times about 10 years ago. I used a smaller 10mg dose and it worked out just fine but when I tried a 20mg dose one time I thought I was having a freaking heartache. Fast pulse, sweating, nausea. Be careful with usage.

[QUOTE=BigCoolie;1365079]I've read the Baltimore postings, but those guys aren't sharing with anyone outside of their tight group. The postings on the board were hit and miss, but I'm looking to share like we do on here.[/QUOTE]Seems like the share quite a bit, but its just the tip of the iceberg of the information they have and what they share. Which might be your gripe. Provide more information yourself on the public forum and that will open up the backchannel.

[QUOTE=KennedyR; 1374837]T-Mobile seemed like the best deal when I checked (a couple of months ago). Picked up a cheap $30 handset and $30 reload good for three months and about 150 minutes of dial time at Wal-Mart. Registered on the web to a fake email address and put all the numbers from scraps into that phone. Then shredded the scraps.

KR[/QUOTE]Unless you do it from a public computer or use a proxy. I register my burners from a blocked phone.

That T-Mobile deal doesn't seem so great. $30 for 150 minutes? Virgin is $20 for 400 minutes.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1386840]Question for us older mongers:

Who has used Levitra or Viagara?

What happened when you used it?

Is one better than the other? Why?

Please answer either by open post or PM if you will.

JJ[/QUOTE]I've seen this topic brought up before so I thought I'd share my thoughts on the subject. I'm late 40's and have dealt with high blood pressure for years controlled by meds. So sometimes it helps to take a pill to have a stronger erection, but not a must. I've got a pretty cool doctor that let me try them and even supplied samples along with a prescription.

I've tried all three. Viagra worked well in about 30-45 minutes. Tends to give me an upset stomach though. Levitra was a weak performer. Cialis is the best in my opinion. I take it 1-2 hours prior to engaging in some activity and will still need some companionship later that night as well as the next morning with the SO. Doc let me try some of those daily small dose pills as well but thats to much in the system. I find myself staying to horny and checking out everything that walks by LOL. Of course everyone will have different results just as I had to try diff. Meds to get the right one for my BP. Definitely worth talking to your doctor about the subject if a person has ever experienced a problem or two. Hell they even help you keep it up with some of these girls that start to make you go limp because they are skanks but lied to get you to go visit them.

Good luck guys.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1386840]Question for us older mongers:

Who has used Levitra or Viagara?

What happened when you used it?

Is one better than the other? Why?

Please answer either by open post or PM if you will.

JJ[/QUOTE]I am almost 56 and while I don't really need the pills for a normal roll; I am currently dating a little sexpot about 35 years younger and cialis helps me keep coming back for more during the night. I tried viagra and it did not give me the same reaction.

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Saw Suzette from eros recently. I would say late 40's early 50's but in great shape, better than me for sure. Not as hard-bodied as in the pictures, but the pictures are accurate. Safe area, easy to find. She loves to do the dressup / stripshow thing. Her place is a work of art and she is personally very nice. She offered a glass of wine and a get acquainted chat with her on my lap. That was when she showed me her pussy. Everything safe, which is ok by me. If I had unlimited funds it would be nice to go through all the costumes she has available. Maybe schoolgirl next.

So new to the area and I still browse CL a little. Found an add that like so Iyou responded and amber answered she claimed to be a small time porn star hard on her luck. Exchanged a few emails we agreed on a price I asked for muliiple hours she said she would do over night for an insanly low price I jumped on it she said we could buy some beer have a good time for the price couldn't resist plus got to see her on web cam. She was staying in maryland somewhere close to dc. Well lets just say she is a porn star she showed me the video everyfhing expect back door on the menu and everything safe still got her digits will to trade for verfied digits if anyones interested. Decent looks decent prices. Oh she is around 6,7 oh also i live in woodbridge it only took 35 mins to get to her location.

There used to be a news stand in Hybla Valley shopping center that had great porn, tons of back issues, exotic stuff, EROS graphic novels etc. Closed now (and has been for awhile) does anyone know of another place that has more than just your basic penthouse and playboy?

Thanks