USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

I had the pleasure of seeing Ashley a week or so ago. I could have done this report sooner. We texted back and forth to work out a time for a visit. I picked her up and we went to my house for a hh dream. And a dream she is. Fresh and clean as always and ready for fun. Started with her BBBJ which is slow and sensuous. She almost took it all. A bit out of practice she said. I told her to keep practicing. It just feels so good to have her tongue and mouth doing their job so well. After ten minutes or so it was my turn to return the favor. She tasted so good and got so wet in an instant. She almost came but wanted to wait for us to finish together. So she grabbed a cover and we started in mish. She was a little tighter than before as she had been away for a while. Once she loosened up, she started pounding back til she couldn't hold back and she had a nice long O. We slowed a bit to prolong the effect. After a little deep breathing she turned over for k9. This has got to be some of the best doggie you'll ever know. My eyes rolled back into my head and I just kept cumming and cumming and almost fell over. Holy cow, Ashley, I have so missed you. Time spent with her is some of the best and she is a treasure. There are few ladies that are as amazing and consistently good as she. So good to have you back.

[BLUE]The second most unforgivable sin on this forum is telling guys not to post. If you use PM's to do that, you lose the ability to send PM's.

Simple as that, no warnings, nothing. Send a PM like that, I find out about it, you can't post nor send PM's anymore.

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[QUOTE=Admin2;3142012][BLUE]The second most unforgivable sin on this forum is telling guys not to post. If you use PM's to do that, you lose the ability to send PM's.

Simple as that, no warnings, nothing. Send a PM like that, I find out about it, you can't post nor send PM's anymore.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]He means it guys. I made the mistake of telling a monger I thought his review was worthless (my bad) and I have been in moderation ever since.

[blue]Not trying to fight with you hoss but that's a different thing, that's just run of the mill douchbaggary and gets you moderated. Telling a guy he wrote a shitty review isn't the same as telling him to not write anything. You could take a post like that to the fight thread and be fine, it's never acceptable to tell guys not to post.

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[QUOTE=Admin2;3142012][BLUE]The second most unforgivable sin on this forum is telling guys not to post. If you use PM's to do that, you lose the ability to send PM's.

Simple as that, no warnings, nothing. Send a PM like that, I find out about it, you can't post nor send PM's anymore.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]What I find interesting is all the people on this site that do not post, at ALL! . I spoke with Natalie yesterday and she mentioned that 9 out of the last 10 people mentioned my review when they were there, and yet I believe I have only seen 2 reviews since my review of her. What gives, are people afraid to post or are they just lurking?

[blue]Sorry for jumping in twice. I wish all of the guys who came here got involved but our numbers reflect the norm for review sites. About 1 in 10 people get actively involved, the rest are lurkers. It's the nature of the beast, doesn't matter if it's pussy or cars being reviewed.

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[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3142459]What I find interesting is all the people on this site that do not post, at ALL! . I spoke with Natalie yesterday and she mentioned that 9 out of the last 10 people mentioned my review when they were there, and yet I believe I have only seen 2 reviews since my review of her. What gives, are people afraid to post or are they just lurking?

[blue]Sorry for jumping in twice. I wish all of the guys who came here got involved but our numbers reflect the norm for review sites. About 1 in 10 people get actively involved, the rest are lurkers. It's the nature of the beast, doesn't matter if it's pussy or cars being reviewed.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I'm guilty of not posting 80 percent of my dreams. Most of the time it's a repeat with the same provider. So I usually post when ever there's no Intel or there's questions about a BP girl. To me it's fun going into the unknown and seeing a new provider. But I'll try to report more on my dreams.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3142459]What I find interesting is all the people on this site that do not post, at ALL! . I spoke with Natalie yesterday and she mentioned that 9 out of the last 10 people mentioned my review when they were there, and yet I believe I have only seen 2 reviews since my review of her. What gives, are people afraid to post or are they just lurking?

[blue]Sorry for jumping in twice. I wish all of the guys who came here got involved but our numbers reflect the norm for review sites. About 1 in 10 people get actively involved, the rest are lurkers. It's the nature of the beast, doesn't matter if it's pussy or cars being reviewed.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Does not help when the girls ***** to us about, reviews we've posted, or question why we see others more the we see them.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3142459]What I find interesting is all the people on this site that do not post, at ALL! . I spoke with Natalie yesterday and she mentioned that 9 out of the last 10 people mentioned my review when they were there, and yet I believe I have only seen 2 reviews since my review of her. What gives, are people afraid to post or are they just lurking?

[blue]Sorry for jumping in twice. I wish all of the guys who came here got involved but our numbers reflect the norm for review sites. About 1 in 10 people get actively involved, the rest are lurkers. It's the nature of the beast, doesn't matter if it's pussy or cars being reviewed.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]At least they're seeing our reviews. I was under the impression that most of the backpage readers didn't know about this site. If everybody that read backpage also read USASG, a lot of these rip-off providers would be out of business. Believe me, I pass the word every chance I get. RW.

[QUOTE=Jones1101;3142871]Does not help when the girls ***** to us about, reviews we've posted, or question why we see others more the we see them.[/QUOTE]This isn't in blue so it's just me the guy. I've had that happen to me and I tell them the same thing. Start providing better service and you will see me more. Why anybody lets a service provider complain to them is beyond me. I don't care what the service is, pussy, car car, or getting a hair cut. It's business, my money goes to who I want to see at that time. If somebody complained to me about their review I'd hang up in the middle of the call and then send them a text the next time I was banging somebody else to let them know I was doing it.

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[QUOTE=FLHobbyMan;3092313]PMed you bro.[/QUOTE]Having a hard time finding her ad on USA, any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Ericson73;3142681]I'm guilty of not posting 80 percent of my dreams. Most of the time it's a repeat with the same provider. So I usually post when ever there's no Intel or there's questions about a BP girl. To me it's fun going into the unknown and seeing a new provider. But I'll try to report more on my dreams.[/QUOTE]Same here, I'm not posting much lately because I've settled down to one regular, it would be redundant.

[QUOTE=H20Monger;3143439]Same here, I'm not posting much lately because I've settled down to one regular, it would be redundant.[/QUOTE]Maybe just take time to occasionally post about your regular so everyone knows who is good these days.

[QUOTE=Jones1101;3142871]Does not help when the girls ***** to us about, reviews we've posted, or question why we see others more the we see them.[/QUOTE]That's quite easy to remedy you know, whoever is complaining to you, just tell her because "she gives me (insert something you want to try here) and you don't do that so. " works like a charm. !

[QUOTE=JoeYama;3143658]Maybe just take time to occasionally post about your regular so everyone knows who is good these days.[/QUOTE]OK.

Everybody knows Bridget is awesome.

I also have seen the unnamed thick Backpage Palm Bay headache relief specialist a few times and she was great at that.

These days I'm just caching my spunk and dinero for Bridget. Not too often, the experience she gives keep me satisfied for a long time.

Hope to see her again soon.

She's not posting lately and I'm hesitant to share contact info without her permission.

[QUOTE=JoeYama;3143658]Maybe just take time to occasionally post about your regular so everyone knows who is good these days.[/QUOTE]I have a tendency to let my brothers know about the bad dreams or excellent dreams versus every encounter. Especially the bad ones to give a heads up.

Woke up this morning and went back to sleep and dreamt about Ashley. She was very nice and easy to talk to.

BBBJ was great, nice and slow just like I like it. Before I lost it turned here over and DATY. Very orgasmic.

Put the hat on and did missionary and CG before I finished up with BBBJCIM.

Very nice girl and was very comfortable to talk to. That being said, I do not think I would repeat, not so much because of her but atmosphere and location. Someone else in the house and they had a visitor.

Just looking for something else.

JMHO.

I had a nice afternoon dream along the river. It was not the first time I saw dreamt about her but the first time outside!

Driving along the causeway and saw her vehicle. Sent me gps coordinates right to her campsite. Tent up, fishing poles in the water all set for me!

Beautiful little spot with dolphins swimming right in front of the tent. It was an experience. All was on the table but I opted for the oral delight.

Afterwards sat in the tent talking about natural homeopathic medicines and where I can get them. Bridget is a very sweet lady and will repeat.

I will be in the Titusville area, next week visiting friends. I am looking, and I notice a girl name Tye. Looks like she has a big set of tits. Can't find any information on her. Anyone her care to share there experience with her.

[QUOTE=Megawatts;3155250]I will be in the Titusville area, next week visiting friends. I am looking, and I notice a girl name Tye. Looks like she has a big set of tits. Can't find any information on her. Anyone her care to share there experience with her.[/QUOTE]No personal interactions with her, but from what I remember reading, it wasn't worth it (a lot of it was upsell).

[QUOTE=Megawatts;3155250]I will be in the Titusville area, next week visiting friends. I am looking, and I notice a girl name Tye. Looks like she has a big set of tits. Can't find any information on her. Anyone her care to share there experience with her.[/QUOTE]A long, long time ago, I contacted her and she was VERY adamant about letting me know that ALL that was going to happen was going to be her, with her oiled up jugs, being rubbed all over my body, and that was it, period. I asked about other things like a "motor boat ride" between the twin peaks and she said "if that's what you're looking for, you need to contact someone's else". She also stated that there was only going to be one part of her body touching mine, and that's it. Maybe her menu has opened up but with those rules in place from the very start, I would much rather give my donation to a more willing candidate.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3156512]A long, long time ago, I contacted her and she was VERY adamant about letting me know that ALL that was going to happen was going to be her, with her oiled up jugs, being rubbed all over my body, and that was it, period. I asked about other things like a "motor boat ride" between the twin peaks and she said "if that's what you're looking for, you need to contact someone's else". She also stated that there was only going to be one part of her body touching mine, and that's it. Maybe her menu has opened up but with those rules in place from the very start, I would much rather give my donation to a more willing candidate.[/QUOTE]I have never seen her either. But all I have ever seen on her suggests she suggests she sucks. Not in a good way. The low price she asks for is wht makes someone curious but it appears the money would be better served towards a tip for anyone else. With all the providers. Why tye?

Had 2 dreams of this gem this week and all I can say is that she is really good at what she does. She is very down to earth and easy to talk to. She has nice soft skin and a nice ass. Back shots were was amazing and she lets you know by the multiple O's. What a dream that was. I highly recommend you guys check her out. Peace.

[QUOTE=ILikeThem;3160404]Had 2 dreams of this gem this week and all I can say is that she is really good at what she does. She is very down to earth and easy to talk to. She has nice soft skin and a nice ass. Back shots were was amazing and she lets you know by the multiple O's. What a dream that was. I highly recommend you guys check her out. Peace.[/QUOTE]A link or a photo or something would really help here. You posted this in the "USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews", but I don't see an Ashley 84 with an ad. Is this Ashley the "SSUTR"?

[QUOTE=Littleshyguy;3160818]A link or a photo or something would really help here. You posted this in the "USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews", but I don't see an Ashley 84 with an ad. Is this Ashley the "SSUTR"?[/QUOTE]Yup. My bad for the typo.

[URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/inked-up-angel-hump-day-specials/17051413[/URL]

I know this entire site is all about "personal preferences" so with that in mind, as I am posting this review, please don't take any offense to what I am about to post but, I don't understand why the Inked Up Angel is not everyone's favorite and as I say that, I may change my tune after I make a repeat visit on Friday but chances are, I probably won't!

I have, for some reason, been very hesitant about calling Inky. It may have been the tats which don't really do anything for me and I find nothing better than a girl with perfect, smooth skin with no tats unless they are like Suicide Girls like Paige Del Rio. It may have been the pics that don't show her in a thong and the fact that I don't find boyshorts all that appealing or it may have been the fact that she never has any pics of herself in stiletto heels. I am a picky one, I'll give myself that, but if you are going to live the dream, its good to start out with the basics!

So with that in mind and after speaking with a regular on this board, I decided to take the plunge, and thank god I did! Inky picked up right away on the first call and when I got in the area, she texted me her address. I thought it was going to be the same notel that a certain AA provider with huge bolt-ons used to stay, but it turns out she is staying at a much nicer place. I was able to park away from her place and walk over to her place and she called me when she saw me and waved me up to her place from the balcony.

I went into her room and there are two things obvious right from the start, she is a little thing so check that off the list and the room smells like incense which is awesome because it doesn't smell like smoke AND, she doesn't smoke so things are starting out quite well!

If you have ever read any of her reviews, you know the "first time visit rule" she has in effect but in an effort to circumnavigate those rules, I made sure I had some extra candy in my pocket! And I must admit that I was a little unhappy with the rules until she started taking her clothes off, DAMN!

Her little body is, in my opinion, way, way beyond perfect and Mr happy wanted out in a big way to get a look! She has perfect, for her size, A cup tities that point right out at you! I had to stop her as she was walking towards me to behold that body! She started out with some fantastic 2 handed oral skills that had me thanking Jesus! Because things got started so fast and that was totally my fault, I was asking all kinds of "repeat visit" questions and when I asked about playing in the backyard, and I am NOT trying to sound like I am bragging so don't read it that way, she moved Mr happy from side to side as she was looking at it and said " we're going to need a lot of lube but yeah, if you're nice to me".

I shut my mouth and she kept hers busy for what seemed like a second, but I bet it was a solid 10 minutes of her just doing what she does just so perfectly. I wanted more so I offered the extra candy for a 69 and although she was a little hesitant at first and mentioned her first time visit rule, she said she was getting wet and spun around and she was wet. And tasty. And clean. And I can't wait for my return visit! She was grinding that little thing into my face at the same pace I was putting Mr happy into the back of her throat and WHABAM, she took it all in her mouth and when she finally sucked me dry, she got off and spit the kids and brought me a hot, wet towel.

We had a chance to talk afterwards and I love this girl! She's in school, she works out every morning and it shows and there wasn't one conversation that was about drugs or I need this or that, she's a super intelegent girl with a sweet little body that is in jeopardy of now becoming my ATF. Sorry Cara! If things go as I hope, I may become that other guy that posts about the same girl over and over! All together, the entire visit was $ but she told me of her "returning client discount" and it made it that much easier to tell her "I will see you on Friday". All in all, I highly recommend!

Anyone know how to get hold of Jennie Lynn? It's fun reading the old descriptions that you guys have written and getting excited about certain people for certain things. Also good to know who to stay away from after a long time of curiosity. But I always wanted to try a squirter and so if anybody knows how to get ahold of this girl or anyone else that can do that let me know pm Me please. Thanks brothers.

[QUOTE=LateAgn;2930855]Just saw her for visit #4 last night. She showed up on time and fresh as usual. I didn't waste time and we headed straight to the room. Got comfortable and hopped on the bed. Dream started with BBBJ and she turned so I could play with the box. Slid a finger in and she was already wet. So as I'm playing with her she is taking the boys in and then back to my shaft. Almost lost it again. So I'm still playing with her and I can confirm as someone mentioned earlier she is a squirter. Slid the cover on went straight to pounding. She squirted again on my stomach while I'm inside her. I couldn't take anymore and blew it in the cover. That blew my mind. We layed there for abit and talked. Still had 45 min left. I tried to go again but it wasn't in the cards for me this time. We cleaned up and she was on her way. She asked if I wanted to set something up for the weekend sadly I had to decline. Definately going for another after the holiday.[/QUOTE].

First post and have seen a lot of talk about inked angel. I have seen her maybe 6 times. While 4 of the visits turned out ok, 2 of them were very negative. One of the two she stopped giving me a BJ because she said she tasted cum and in her opinion I had cum. However I hadn't and insisted she was wrong but she wasn't going to do anything else so I just let it go and let her leave. The final time I saw her she said her friends were going to shop for groceries so I gave her her fee and she said she would be right back. So since 4 out of 5 visits were positive I trusted her. She never game back so basically she cash and dashed me and I decided that's it for her. So although some members insist how great she is I just thought my fellow escort seekers deserved to know that there is a chance you won't have that happy ending.

[QUOTE=Coconut1184;3141254]I had the pleasure of seeing Ashley a week or so ago. I could have done this report sooner. We texted back and forth to work out a time for a visit. I picked her up and we went to my house for a hh dream. And a dream she is. Fresh and clean as always and ready for fun. Started with her BBBJ which is slow and sensuous. She almost took it all. A bit out of practice she said. I told her to keep practicing. It just feels so good to have her tongue and mouth doing their job so well. After ten minutes or so it was my turn to return the favor. She tasted so good and got so wet in an instant. She almost came but wanted to wait for us to finish together. So she grabbed a cover and we started in mish. She was a little tighter than before as she had been away for a while. Once she loosened up, she started pounding back til she couldn't hold back and she had a nice long O. We slowed a bit to prolong the effect. After a little deep breathing she turned over for k9. This has got to be some of the best doggie you'll ever know. My eyes rolled back into my head and I just kept cumming and cumming and almost fell over. Holy cow, Ashley, I have so missed you. Time spent with her is some of the best and she is a treasure. There are few ladies that are as amazing and consistently good as she. So good to have you back.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post. Do you have contact info for Ashley?

[QUOTE=WinnSome;3175338]Thanks for the post. Do you have contact info for Ashley?[/QUOTE]Couldn't find her on USA ads or BP, link?

[QUOTE=WinnSome;3175338]Thanks for the post. Do you have contact info for Ashley?[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?403135-Ashley85[/URL]

[QUOTE=DC248;3176482][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?403135-Ashley85[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the replies. When I click on that link, it doesn't show anything.

[QUOTE=DC248;3176482][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?403135-Ashley85[/URL][/QUOTE]Got it. I figured out what I was doing wrong. LOL.

[QUOTE=Aquarius69;3168919]First post and have seen a lot of talk about inked angel. I have seen her maybe 6 times. While 4 of the visits turned out ok, 2 of them were very negative. One of the two she stopped giving me a BJ because she said she tasted cum and in her opinion I had cum. However I hadn't and insisted she was wrong but she wasn't going to do anything else so I just let it go and let her leave. The final time I saw her she said her friends were going to shop for groceries so I gave her her fee and she said she would be right back. So since 4 out of 5 visits were positive I trusted her. She never game back so basically she cash and dashed me and I decided that's it for her. So although some members insist how great she is I just thought my fellow escort seekers deserved to know that there is a chance you won't have that happy ending.[/QUOTE]This seems very common with her. I saw her twice and both was really decent. Third time I contacted her, she said she was at a new place around US1 and Forrest and to come on over and she would give me the room number or apartment or whatever. I pulled in, texted and received no response, called and received no answer. I waited 20 min and finally left. Who knows WTF is up with her. Seems almost bipolar or something.

The stars aligned today and I was blessed with a tryst with our lovely Ashley. What more can be said? She is everything a man could want in a consort, GFE, enthusiastic, able to engage in meaningful conversation, . And does she enjoy herself! I get such a thrill giving her pleasure and she certainly knows how to practice reciprocity.

Guys, even though she has a screening process (SSUTR, duh!) she is worth the effort, and, if she accepts you, you will have the time of your life. Forget the providers who are unreliable and can't communicate. Ashley is great at staying in touch and being ready on time. She won't waste your time so don't waste hers. Get on board the SSUTR Train!

[QUOTE=Otto22;3179981]The stars aligned today and I was blessed with a tryst with our lovely Ashley. What more can be said? She is everything a man could want in a consort, GFE, enthusiastic, able to engage in meaningful conversation, . And does she enjoy herself! I get such a thrill giving her pleasure and she certainly knows how to practice reciprocity.

Guys, even though she has a screening process (SSUTR, duh!) she is worth the effort, and, if she accepts you, you will have the time of your life. Forget the providers who are unreliable and can't communicate. Ashley is great at staying in touch and being ready on time. She won't waste your time so don't waste hers. Get on board the SSUTR Train![/QUOTE]You can contact Ashley via a PM. She is Ashley 85 here.

I am hesitant to post this but I don't get it. I saw Ashley 2 years ago and it wasnt a very fun time. I like to go down but it was humid, smelly, and seemed unclean. I have had many snatches in my face and there was something mildly fishy about that one. Her place was a little sketchy down in palm bay as well. This monger, for one, would not return I think I'm the only one who did not enjoy myself with her. I am assuming she cleaned her services up a little since back then. Yay! Good for everybody but me.

[QUOTE=Ej1977;3183813]I am hesitant to post this but I don't get it. I saw Ashley 2 years ago and it wasnt a very fun time. I like to go down but it was humid, smelly, and seemed unclean. I have had many snatches in my face and there was something mildly fishy about that one. Her place was a little sketchy down in palm bay as well. This monger, for one, would not return I think I'm the only one who did not enjoy myself with her. I am assuming she cleaned her services up a little since back then. Yay! Good for everybody but me.[/QUOTE]I am not repeating a visit.

[QUOTE=Zinger04;3183944]I am not repeating a visit.[/QUOTE]When you offer GFE / RAW service to special clients, DATY is not always going to be fresh. Bodily fluids has a tendency to crash the "smell test" party. Not a bad thing. Just a human thing!

That's true but if you pride yourself and saying you only see one or two customers a day I personally would be cleaning myself before I see another person. I mean get some diaper wipes or a washrag up in that cooter or refuse daty at all costs. I'm sure it's better now from what I'm reading but back then it was a bad day for my face

[QUOTE=JizzyGoo;3183994]When you offer GFE / RAW service to special clients, DATY is not always going to be fresh. Bodily fluids has a tendency to crash the "smell test" party. Not a bad thing. Just a human thing![/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Ej1977;3183813]I am hesitant to post this but I don't get it. I saw Ashley 2 years ago and it wasnt a very fun time. I like to go down but it was humid, smelly, and seemed unclean. I have had many snatches in my face and there was something mildly fishy about that one. Her place was a little sketchy down in palm bay as well. This monger, for one, would not return I think I'm the only one who did not enjoy myself with her. I am assuming she cleaned her services up a little since back then. Yay! Good for everybody but me.[/QUOTE]Guys, I'm not white knighting her here but I am astonished by this criticism. I have seen her multiple times and have never encountered anything other than a freshly showered girl. I think you will enjoy your time with her. Just my $. 02.

[QUOTE=Ej1977;3184717]That's true but if you pride yourself and saying you only see one or two customers a day I personally would be cleaning myself before I see another person. I mean get some diaper wipes or a washrag up in that cooter or refuse daty at all costs. I'm sure it's better now from what I'm reading but back then it was a bad day for my face

.[/QUOTE]I agree with you bro. I am a big fan of DATY and freshness is a deal breaker. If I cannot do DATY I just stay home. It's just my fetish and I ain't about to stick my head in a "fleshy-urinal" and start licking. I am not badmouthing anyone. I understand situations sometimes get in the way for these ladies. And I also know that they are in a thankless place in life, and they have more to lose than any Monger, so I try not to disrespect in my attempt of stating the facts and personal preference.

-Peace and safety to all Providers & Mongers.