Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6114971]Well, I did it! I found the cream of the crop! City service. Suburb or less pricing. That's right. I found it. Nice aftermarket C's. Cute cute cute, big thick lips, in the nice little club dress! They were calling me number 1 . Better than, way better than average massage. Actually may have heard a crack at one point. Some good fk. And the great massage. Then the flip, she was crawling all over the table and me as well. C's in my face, etc. Then she got closer to body to body, so close that I moved it toward the target, only to get a slight eye brow raise. Next thing I know. In. Cg! Bb. For quite a while, good ride, then we flipped, little ds, and then to her flat out. I took my time and rubbed her back and shoulders and we wiggled. After a few minutes of that. Flipped again to mish. Went after that for a while with some loud clapping. Slowed back down as I was getting close. Sped up and down until I didn't think I could maintain. I ask if she wanted me to. And I got a dumb look. LOL. So, after she knew what was about to happen and wasn't moving away. I cranked back up again until the boom. Cleaned up nice, alcohol towel, mouth wash, and my time has come to an end. But oh what a time it was. She said she was going to come find me. I said ok. Cause I won't make it hard!! LOL that was sure one of the good ones. Dm.[/QUOTE]Any clue where to find this diamond?

Came here a week ago. Kinda weird when I walked in and saw other clients getting their foot massages. Was directed to go to the back. Sign in room says don't take off your underwear blah blah blah. Got naked and waited about 10 minutes. Lady was old didn't speak English. HJ was good massage was better. On the way out I saw the other ladies that were actually older. Didn't have a bad time but wouldn't repeat. I prefer AMPs over escorts so I might do this again in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Zmac1;6098632]Attached is a pic of a recent review.[/QUOTE]My favorite place in Middletown. It's been about 4 months. When I'm back in the area, I will stop in again. Maybe twice.

[QUOTE=Dude321;5985268]Was at evergreen spar. TS, zero massage and standard finish. 0.6 Rm and. 4 tip. Nothing too special there. How's the other AMP around the Middletown block?[/QUOTE]I thought Evergreen was the best in the Middletown area. The other 2 places, King Spa and 211 Spa (think that's the name) were very basic and older women.

I've been going to Spa 207 for a while now. Saw Mina and Happy. Sweet, bubbly and not bad looking. Maybe late 30's to mid 40's. I've been doing FS for 100 bone tip but I'm thinking I really prefer HE for these types of venues. What's a typical tip for that? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Nikkor007;6133761]I've been going to Spa 207 for a while now. Saw Mina and Happy. Sweet, bubbly and not bad looking. Maybe late 30's to mid 40's. I've been doing FS for 100 bone tip but I'm thinking I really prefer HE for these types of venues. What's a typical tip for that? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Depends on a few things. I'd say the average HE tip is about $60, but you can try as little as $40 for a mechanical HE with no mutual touch. If it's truly exceptional with UTC roaming and all the bells and whistles, $80 is appropriate.

[QUOTE=Nikkor007;6133761]I've been going to Spa 207 for a while now. Saw Mina and Happy. Sweet, bubbly and not bad looking. Maybe late 30's to mid 40's. I've been doing FS for 100 bone tip but I'm thinking I really prefer HE for these types of venues. What's a typical tip for that? Thanks.[/QUOTE]There hasn't been a girl working there for decades that's under 50 yrs old.

Any decent escorts or massage places in Hudson or the surrounding area?

[QUOTE=ShiggyDiggy13;6134113]Depends on a few things. I'd say the average HE tip is about $60, but you can try as little as $40 for a mechanical HE with no mutual touch. If it's truly exceptional with UTC roaming and all the bells and whistles, $80 is appropriate.[/QUOTE]That sounds accurate. I've tipped 50 for HJ & she seems very appreciated for that, I have the feeling most low ball. Sometimes I will add to a standard tip if the regular massage is awesome. Also if you tip well, she might warm up to you a ta latter time, no guarantees though, LOL. Of course it's your call but this is a appropriate guideline, IMO.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6135585]That sounds accurate. I've tipped 50 for HJ & she seems very appreciated for that, I have the feeling most low ball. Sometimes I will add to a standard tip if the regular massage is awesome. Also if you tip well, she might warm up to you a ta latter time, no guarantees though, LOL. Of course it's your call but this is a appropriate guideline, IMO.[/QUOTE]I tip 60 if she lets me play with her boobs, 40 if not. Have been offered BJ for 100.

Visited Squarville spa. Service was better and the lady was mid 30's. Will definitely go for another visit. Pretty lady.

[QUOTE=Dude321;6140642]Visited Squarville spa. Service was better and the lady was mid 30's. Will definitely go for another visit. Pretty lady.[/QUOTE]What is it and where?

This is a non-sarcastic, legitimate question to all the Senior Members Who Have Way More Posts Than Me: why do we speak in code, again?

Why do we use $$. 6 to represent, simply, 260 (for example)?

Now that that's out of the way.

[QUOTE=Zmac1;6140839]What is it and where?[/QUOTE]He means [URL=https://cosmosbodycarespa.com]COSMOS SPA[/URL], which is located in [URL=https://www.google.com/maps/place/Circleville,+NY+10919/@41.5142599,-74.3834883,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89dcd28b43aacadd:0x120467207b5544e4!8m2!3d41.5142604!4d-74.3834883]CIRCLEVILLE[/URL], NY.

I guess by saying it's in Squaresville: it throws Law Enforcement off the trail.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6140996]This is a non-sarcastic, legitimate question to all the Senior Members Who Have Way More Posts Than Me: why do we speak in code, again?

Why do we use $$. 6 to represent, simply, 260 (for example)?[/QUOTE]Honest answer, I think that that was the language / code that we all used back in the day when we first started & it's just engraved in the way we speak on here. Like Pluto is a planet of we use two spaces after a period when starting a new sentence. Just a thought.

[QUOTE=Zmac1;6140839]What is it and where?[/QUOTE]Circleville near Middletown.

I've become somewhat of a regular at Sun & Moon over the past few months. Just want to put out an updated review. The MMS (assuming I have the right lady as MMS) is still cool, acknowledges a regular, speaks decent English, and is a lot of fun. There is a new girl who just arrived a few weeks ago. She's in her 30's/40's, cute, short, petite, A cups, nice tight hoo ha that can take an extended pounding. For. 6 house and $ tip and close to home, it's too easy for me, honestly.

Remember, no matter what I say, it's still an AMP and everyone's experience is different (YMMV).

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Dude321;6141662]Circleville near Middletown.[/QUOTE]Cool, got it. Last time I was there it definitely didn't have younger attendants that were 30-40, or pretty.

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6114971]Well, I did it! I found the cream of the crop! City service. Suburb or less pricing. That's right. I found it. Nice aftermarket C's. Cute cute cute, big thick lips, in the nice little club dress! They were calling me number 1 . Better than, way better than average massage. Actually may have heard a crack at one point. Some good fk. And the great massage. Then the flip, she was crawling all over the table and me as well. C's in my face, etc. Then she got closer to body to body, so close that I moved it toward the target, only to get a slight eye brow raise. Next thing I know. In. Cg! Bb. For quite a while, good ride, then we flipped, little ds, and then to her flat out. I took my time and rubbed her back and shoulders and we wiggled. After a few minutes of that. Flipped again to mish. Went after that for a while with some loud clapping. Slowed back down as I was getting close. Sped up and down until I didn't think I could maintain. I ask if she wanted me to. And I got a dumb look. LOL. So, after she knew what was about to happen and wasn't moving away. I cranked back up again until the boom. Cleaned up nice, alcohol towel, mouth wash, and my time has come to an end. But oh what a time it was. She said she was going to come find me. I said ok. Cause I won't make it hard!! LOL that was sure one of the good ones. Dm.[/QUOTE]Your mailbox is full. May I ask where the spa is? Ill be in the Middletown area in about a week for work. I'm not a FS guy and I was going to try WARM, but this place sounds fun!!

[QUOTE=ChrissCannon;6144308]Your mailbox is full. May I ask where the spa is? Ill be in the Middletown area in about a week for work. I'm not a FS guy and I was going to try WARM, but this place sounds fun!![/QUOTE]His mailbox has been full ever since his report, I wonder why? LOL.

Haven't seen him on here in a while. I think he's laying low for a bit. LOL.

Any places around Kingston or the surrounding areas?

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6144941]His mailbox has been full ever since his report, I wonder why? LOL.

Haven't seen him on here in a while. I think he's laying low for a bit. LOL.[/QUOTE]Nik T. Called that one in Post #353 a little while back. LOL. My "sign-off" is safe once again.

[QUOTE=JJB944;6156597]Nik T. Called that one in Post #353 a little while back. LOL. My "sign-off" is safe once again.[/QUOTE]Not being a regular on the "NY" threads, I had to rwad between the lines, but I think I completely understand.

And, nice use of Vonnegut.

Ella is back so ifkyk. Better than ever.

[QUOTE=LuvMeSum;6163503]Ella is back so ifkyk. Better than ever.[/QUOTE]I am going back to the have for a visit on the 19th. When I went back for a visit my old go to was gone.

[QUOTE=LuvMeSum;6163503]Ella is back so ifkyk. Better than ever.[/QUOTE]Nice to know. Sasha is also worth seeing. She could be Ella's "sister" (performance wise) if you know what I mean.

[QUOTE=LuvMeSum;6163503]Ella is back so ifkyk. Better than ever.[/QUOTE]This = FANTASTIC news. Thank you, LuvMeSum.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6163934]Nice to know. Sasha is also worth seeing. She could be Ella's "sister" (performance wise) if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]OMG Sasha is amazing!

Lived in the have for years and moved away. Next Wednesday I will be back in the have for a visit. My old go to Spring is long gone is see posts about something similar in Wappingers. Is this the place that opened close to the old Spring.

If you like Ella and Sasha, Vivian should be back this week. She was there for one week and she told me she'd be back in a month. That was almost a month ago.

River is also good.

Anyone have any new experiences here?

[QUOTE=Ntak10;6174659]Anyone have any new experiences here?[/QUOTE]Used to be my "go to" for years after playing golf at the local course. They used to rotate girls in / out every month or so. Which kept me interested.

Haven't been there in over a year and stopped by before an early tee time. Same girl who"runs the place" (I guess) is still there. Didn't see any other girls there at the time. But it was early. My experience has been -it's a place to "scratch an itch" depending on what your expectations are.

Best thing about it. The pizza place next door is pretty good!!

Let us know if you jump in and if anything different?

And so it goes.

[QUOTE=LuvMeSum;6169030]If you like Ella and Sasha, Vivian should be back this week. She was there for one week and she told me she'd be back in a month. That was almost a month ago.

River is also good.[/QUOTE]Where can I find this beautiful place.

[QUOTE=LuvMeSum;6169030]If you like Ella and Sasha, Vivian should be back this week. She was there for one week and she told me she'd be back in a month. That was almost a month ago.

River is also good.[/QUOTE]Any idea how to find this businesses.

[QUOTE=LuvMeSum;6169030]If you like Ella and Sasha, Vivian should be back this week. She was there for one week and she told me she'd be back in a month. That was almost a month ago.

River is also good.[/QUOTE]Where to find this superstars??

I'm looking to go to one around Newburgh or New Windsor this weekend. As a newbie to the massage parlor scene any advice? You can inbox me if you want.

Are there MP's with other nationalities besides Asian?

Ie, Russian, Spanish, American. In the Hudson valley area?

Or am I fishing in the dark.

Let me know, if why'all any places like that.

I miss Madame house, like saloon style type places. Haha.

Anyway peace.

[QUOTE=BlackMan40;6209899]Are there MP's with other nationalities besides Asian?

Ie, Russian, Spanish, American. In the Hudson valley area?

Or am I fishing in the dark.

Let me know, if why'all any places like that.

I miss Madame house, like saloon style type places. Haha.

Anyway peace.[/QUOTE]You're fishing in the dark in the have.

I believe there is a place in the Danbury. CT area, run by Brazilians. You would have to go to the CT side of this board to check in on that.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6212808]You're fishing in the dark in the have.

I believe there is a place in the Danbury. CT area, run by Brazilians. You would have to go to the CT side of this board to check in on that.[/QUOTE]I will definitely go that way then.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6212808]You're fishing in the dark in the have. (sic: Hudson Valley)[/QUOTE]That's not entirely true.

Euro Spa in Goshen, NY. There a multiple reports here in this thread, do a search. Goshen is in the Hudson Valley.

Pricey. $300 gets you everything. 100 to the House, 200 for the Provider. They are almost exclusively Russian ladies. Marta is my favorite.

Click [URL=https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-euro-massage-goshen-ny-88818#rubmaps]HERE[/URL] and also [URL=https://www.google.com/maps/place/European+Massage+%26+Spa/@41.3974264,-74.3667102,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xeaff851bf957e66e!8m2!3d41.3974166!4d-74.3667097]HERE[/URL].

I realize Google indicates the place is "temporarily closed". But it's always said that. And it ain't true.

[QUOTE=Dutz38;6165804]OMG Sasha is amazing![/QUOTE]All of the good ones are gone. Staff has changed over now. Mediocre massage, older but still attractive attendants (not as nice as the prior ones). Will end up like all the other AMPs unfortunately.