EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2460278]Is the pricing for extras at EMPs comparable with AMPs? The last time I went to a EMP and asked about FS I was told to cough up 200 over the house fee for massage.

And if you have tried both AMPs and EMPs. What's better at EMPs?[/QUOTE]It depends on where you go and if there comfortable with you. I have gotten a CBJ at tats for 60 dollar tip. I have also gotten FS at tats for a 60 dollar tip, it just depends on the mood of your masseuse. This maybe a suprise but price wise I have saved more at EMP's then AMP's.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2477059]Maria's is still right down the way from the old Lockwood office. They were one of my favorites about 10 years ago and they're still in operation.

[URL]www.mariasmassagetherapy.com[/URL][/QUOTE]I may try this place out too. Not really looking for a H. E. Just an awesome massage. Although a H. E. Would be nice.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2477304]It depends on where you go and if there comfortable with you. I have gotten a CBJ at tats for 60 dollar tip. I have also gotten FS at tats for a 60 dollar tip, it just depends on the mood of your masseuse. This maybe a suprise but price wise I have saved more at EMP's then AMP's.[/QUOTE]Thats an interesting observation. Based on my limited (but expensive) EMP experience I was thinking that AMPs offer a better deal.

I'm partial to European women, so my observations are biased. I have noticed that the FS AMP's rarely offer a technically proficient massage. The EMP's, while usually devoid of FS options, will at least deliver extras with a spa quality session.

I look at it this way... After the gym, I could have an Asian give me a few moments of feather touch and rushed FS for 160, or, receive a therapeutic deep tissue from a Euro and still leave happy for 120. To me the EMP is a double-win.


[QUOTE=Lebruno;2478438]Thats an interesting observation. Based on my limited (but expensive) EMP experience I was thinking that AMPs offer a better deal.[/QUOTE]

So you agree that EMPs are usually devoid of FS options. I was wondering if my experience was incorrect. That said my massage experience also has been below par at EMPs. Perhaps I've been going to the 'wrong' EMPs or to the 'wrong' MTs. Pl. PM me of any worthy recommendations.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2479474]I'm partial to European women, so my observations are biased. I have noticed that the FS AMP's rarely offer a technically proficient massage. The EMP's, while usually devoid of FS options, will at least deliver extras with a spa quality session. I look at it this way... After the gym, I could have an Asian give me a few moments of feather touch and rushed FS for 160, or, receive a therapeutic deep tissue from a Euro and still leave happy for 120. To me the EMP is a double-win.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2479474]I'm partial to European women, so my observations are biased. I have noticed that the FS AMP's rarely offer a technically proficient massage. The EMP's, while usually devoid of FS options, will at least deliver extras with a spa quality session.

I look at it this way... After the gym, I could have an Asian give me a few moments of feather touch and rushed FS for 160, or, receive a therapeutic deep tissue from a Euro and still leave happy for 120. To me the EMP is a double-win.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. The older I get the more important the quality of the massage is to me. While the feather touch is awesome too, the medium pressure is what helps me the most in the long run. Definitely wish there were more cute choices available that incorporated both styles.

Not sure how to follow up on this so seeking advice. Went to Maria's in Skokie and drew young, hot Ukranian blonde. Wasn't sure if I'd get extras as she had me wrapped pretty well. After flip, I kept pulling the wrap aside and did some light caressing OTC of her ass. Not getting resistance, I went under her top. Still no resistance. Eventually removed wrap entirely and asked if she could take care of me. She said sorry she can't do that and I felt like a total jerk for feeling her up. I asked if I could self service and she said I could stay as long as I wanted but she left the room. Tipped her. 40 with hopes that a future visit would yield more help but I also don't want to be a creeper if I made her uncomfortable. I'd love to see her again to see if more is available because her body was amazing. Do I just let this go? Go again but don't be as physical? Go again and just leave cash out? Any tips would be appreciated. I've never gotten so much mileage without any sort of release. Pretty much the opposite of my AMP HE experiences.

[QUOTE=Jefelici;2483956]Not sure how to follow up on this so seeking advice. Went to Maria's in Skokie and drew young, hot Ukranian blonde. Wasn't sure if I'd get extras as she had me wrapped pretty well. After flip, I kept pulling the wrap aside and did some light caressing OTC of her ass. Not getting resistance, I went under her top. Still no resistance. Eventually removed wrap entirely and asked if she could take care of me. She said sorry she can't do that and I felt like a total jerk for feeling her up. I asked if I could self service and she said I could stay as long as I wanted but she left the room. Tipped her. 40 with hopes that a future visit would yield more help but I also don't want to be a creeper if I made her uncomfortable. I'd love to see her again to see if more is available because her body was amazing. Do I just let this go? Go again but don't be as physical? Go again and just leave cash out? Any tips would be appreciated. I've never gotten so much mileage without any sort of release. Pretty much the opposite of my AMP HE experiences.[/QUOTE]You sure she was Ukrainian? I love Ukrainians. True Slavs, not generic Slavs like Polish.

What was her name? Did she have longer, straight blond hair, with nice slender curves (but only an average face)? Your tale reminds me of my experience with Mary at CT. I've mentioned her before. Like you, I felt burned by the confusing nature of allowing roaming without the finish. The experience really left me feeling like a heal. Irina at MM also pulled the same stunt on me. The only thing that helped me save face, was Irina's sudden 360, when she started to rub high into my thighs. Then she began quietly moaning with approval. The farce was obviously over at that point. Mary just stood there like a cold fish. I asked her what other male customers say to her when this situation happens. She matter of factly replied, "They don't like it". Wouldn't it be easier to say immediately, "this session is over with?

[QUOTE=Jefelici;2483956]Not sure how to follow up on this so seeking advice. Went to Maria's in Skokie and drew young, hot Ukranian blonde. Wasn't sure if I'd get extras as she had me wrapped pretty well. After flip, I kept pulling the wrap aside and did some light caressing OTC of her ass. Not getting resistance, I went under her top. Still no resistance. Eventually removed wrap entirely and asked if she could take care of me. She said sorry she can't do that and I felt like a total jerk for feeling her up. I asked if I could self service and she said I could stay as long as I wanted but she left the room. Tipped her. 40 with hopes that a future visit would yield more help but I also don't want to be a creeper if I made her uncomfortable. I'd love to see her again to see if more is available because her body was amazing. Do I just let this go? Go again but don't be as physical? Go again and just leave cash out? Any tips would be appreciated. I've never gotten so much mileage without any sort of release. Pretty much the opposite of my AMP HE experiences.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2484647]What was her name? Did she have longer, straight blond hair, with nice slender curves (but only an average face)? Your tale reminds me of my experience with Mary at CT. I've mentioned her before. Like you, I felt burned by the confusing nature of allowing roaming without the finish. The experience really left me feeling like a heal. Irina at MM also pulled the same stunt on me. The only thing that helped me save face, was Irina's sudden 360, when she started to rub high into my thighs. Then she began quietly moaning with approval. The farce was obviously over at that point. Mary just stood there like a cold fish. I asked her what other male customers say to her when this situation happens. She matter of factly replied, "They don't like it". Wouldn't it be easier to say immediately, "this session is over with?[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM, Owl. Would appreciate any advice. And in response to earlier post, can confirm 100% she's from Kiev.

Same here on experience with Mary. You should probably move on. If you don't click right away the electricity is turned off and probably would require all of com ed the get the juices started with this one. YMMV is all the same with this gal.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2484647]What was her name? Did she have longer, straight blond hair, with nice slender curves (but only an average face)? Your tale reminds me of my experience with Mary at CT. I've mentioned her before. Like you, I felt burned by the confusing nature of allowing roaming without the finish. The experience really left me feeling like a heal. Irina at MM also pulled the same stunt on me. The only thing that helped me save face, was Irina's sudden 360, when she started to rub high into my thighs. Then she began quietly moaning with approval. The farce was obviously over at that point. Mary just stood there like a cold fish. I asked her what other male customers say to her when this situation happens. She matter of factly replied, "They don't like it". Wouldn't it be easier to say immediately, "this session is over with?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Silvio;2485415]Same here on experience with Mary. You should probably move on. If you don't click right away the electricity is turned off and probably would require all of com ed the get the juices started with this one. YMMV is all the same with this gal.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Silvio. Sadly it's always the fish that got away that sticks in your mind.

Your agonizing over this situation suggests you're new at this. Let me help you.

1. Consider yourself lucky for getting to feel her up during the massage.

2. Don't waste your time seeing her again. You removing the towel and feeling her up was a clear sign you weren't LEO. BTW, you did the right thing. Textbook interaction with new provider. If she still didn't offer HE then she doesn't offer HE. Nothing is going to change next time.

My general policy is that I will not ever give a tip to a masseuse unless I get a HE. If she gets enough clients who see her only once and don't leave a tip she'll realize soon enough that paying her rent is more important than this brickhead policy. The more guys who tip $40 for nothing, the longer she'll remain in business with this policy in effect.

[QUOTE=Jefelici;2483956]Not sure how to follow up on this so seeking advice. Went to Maria's in Skokie and drew young, hot Ukranian blonde. Wasn't sure if I'd get extras as she had me wrapped pretty well. After flip, I kept pulling the wrap aside and did some light caressing OTC of her ass. Not getting resistance, I went under her top. Still no resistance. Eventually removed wrap entirely and asked if she could take care of me. She said sorry she can't do that and I felt like a total jerk for feeling her up. I asked if I could self service and she said I could stay as long as I wanted but she left the room. Tipped her. 40 with hopes that a future visit would yield more help but I also don't want to be a creeper if I made her uncomfortable. I'd love to see her again to see if more is available because her body was amazing. Do I just let this go? Go again but don't be as physical? Go again and just leave cash out? Any tips would be appreciated. I've never gotten so much mileage without any sort of release. Pretty much the opposite of my AMP HE experiences.[/QUOTE]

I'm hitting up CT for a session. Apparently, they have a Veronica on staff. Does anyone know if this is the same woman who runs 7th Heaven in Deerfield? I could be wrong, but I possibly had a session with her at Tat's in the past.

Both locations are barely 10 minutes apart, so it seems plausible.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2489540]I'm hitting up CT for a session. Apparently, they have a Veronica on staff. Does anyone know if this is the same woman who runs 7th Heaven in Deerfield? I could be wrong, but I possibly had a session with her at Tat's in the past.

Both locations are barely 10 minutes apart, so it seems plausible.[/QUOTE]I doubt it. Veronica was the owner at 7th Heaven, not just an employee. If she was working again- it would be there.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2489540]I'm hitting up CT for a session. Apparently, they have a Veronica on staff. Does anyone know if this is the same woman who runs 7th Heaven in Deerfield? I could be wrong, but I possibly had a session with her at Tat's in the past.

Both locations are barely 10 minutes apart, so it seems plausible.[/QUOTE]It's plausible, especially since it's real close to where she lives but I highly doubt it for the reasons Kellster gave.

Not really sure why I have snoozed on EMPs. I have been mongering for sometime, but can't explain for the life of me why I have waited this long to try an EMP. I tried the one in Schaumburg previously on a whim and had a good time, but failed to report.

This time around I will not make the same mistake. I made a call in to George Steinbrenner to make an appt to meet the team at the Bronx. Let me tell you, from start to finish a total relaxed experience.

It started a little awkward as it was my first time (although I never admit that) so I didn't know how to get past her not hearing me trying to open the door. After a call in and a knock, she finally answered the door. She gave me a once over and ushered me to a room. I had been RTFF and made sure for these euro broads that I was clean shaven, dressed well, etc. Not that I'm normally a slob, but I stepped it up a bit. Anyway, I got naked and hopped on the table.

I draped myself just well enough to expose my ass so she knew I was there for business. Anyhow, after this a sensual but therapeutic massage begins with what sounds like 80's porno music in the background (which was oddly enough somewhat arrousing) She continues to work my upper back and sides and man, her hands are great, I'm getting turned on at the thought of what's to come.

She continues to massage and finally the draping comes off as I'm face down. She keeps rubbing my thighs and while she does that I notice that her waist is intentionally up against my hand. Anyway, I can take a hint so I start rubbing her waist and it quickly turns into two handed play as she strokes me from behind. At this point I am full on and have my hand half way down her pants while she is squirming and decides to slow my role. She turns me over and immediately begins stroking me with both hands, while she's doing that I manage to sneak my hand up under her shirt and pull out a beautiful see cup which was real, or a great man made job. I begin to suck on her nipple and I can tell she is getting way more into it than she wants to be considering this is her first time seeing me. She's been stroking me for a while at this point and I'm only human, so I end up busting a load all over her hands while she blows on me as I release.

At this point I'm completely paralyzed with pleasure. I lay there while she rubs me down with a wet towel. The one odd part is she just ducked out of the room without saying anything. Again. I tbink I may have actually turned her on on more than business level from the amount of shyness she showed. Anyhow, I think I'll be spending more time in the Bronx with my new "Yanky" friend. Like an idiot I did not ask her name but will describe to known seniors.

Thanks and stay safe.

BigChiGuy.

[QUOTE=BigChiGuy44;2490752]Not really sure why I have snoozed on EMPs. I have been mongering for sometime, but can't explain for the life of me why I have waited this long to try an EMP. I tried the one in Schaumburg previously on a whim and had a good time, but failed to report.

This time around I will not make the same mistake. I made a call in to George Steinbrenner to make an appt to meet the team at the Bronx. Let me tell you, from start to finish a total relaxed experience.

It started a little awkward as it was my first time (although I never admit that) so I didn't know how to get past her not hearing me trying to open the door. After a call in and a knock, she finally answered the door. She gave me a once over and ushered me to a room. I had been RTFF and made sure for these euro broads that I was clean shaven, dressed well, etc. Not that I'm normally a slob, but I stepped it up a bit. Anyway, I got naked and hopped on the table.

I draped myself just well enough to expose my ass so she knew I was there for business. Anyhow, after this a sensual but therapeutic massage begins with what sounds like 80's porno music in the background (which was oddly enough somewhat arrousing) She continues to work my upper back and sides and man, her hands are great, I'm getting turned on at the thought of what's to come.

She continues to massage and finally the draping comes off as I'm face down. She keeps rubbing my thighs and while she does that I notice that her waist is intentionally up against my hand. Anyway, I can take a hint so I start rubbing her waist and it quickly turns into two handed play as she strokes me from behind. At this point I am full on and have my hand half way down her pants while she is squirming and decides to slow my role. She turns me over and immediately begins stroking me with both hands, while she's doing that I manage to sneak my hand up under her shirt and pull out a beautiful see cup which was real, or a great man made job. I begin to suck on her nipple and I can tell she is getting way more into it than she wants to be considering this is her first time seeing me. She's been stroking me for a while at this point and I'm only human, so I end up busting a load all over her hands while she blows on me as I release.

At this point I'm completely paralyzed with pleasure. I lay there while she rubs me down with a wet towel. The one odd part is she just ducked out of the room without saying anything. Again. I tbink I may have actually turned her on on more than business level from the amount of shyness she showed. Anyhow, I think I'll be spending more time in the Bronx with my new "Yanky" friend. Like an idiot I did not ask her name but will describe to known seniors.

Thanks and stay safe.

BigChiGuy.[/QUOTE]LOL. Interesting report. But what up with writing MP experiences like a riddle. Now where's bronx?

[QUOTE=RonM;2478414]I may try this place out too. Not really looking for a H. E. Just an awesome massage. Although a H. E. Would be nice.[/QUOTE]Went there over the weekend. Massage for an hour, I thought massage was so-so. No H. E. , but I will repeat. Maybe I will get one or more if I am frequent.

Had a session with Marta at Tat's on Sunday. Was rushed but I think the reason why was that she came. She is probably the hottest euro that I have seen at and EMP. Sessions with her are no longer a massage, spent the majority of time with her playing with her kitty but it ended with a standard HE.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2492374]Had a session with Marta at Tat's on Sunday. Was rushed but I think the reason why was that she came. She is probably the hottest euro that I have seen at and EMP. Sessions with her are no longer a massage, spent the majority of time with her playing with her kitty but it ended with a standard HE.[/QUOTE]I will be in the area this Sunday--what place should I check out on a Sunday night?

[QUOTE=Xxxgrman;2492524]I will be in the area this Sunday--what place should I check out on a Sunday night?[/QUOTE]Schaumburg.

I have been hit with a ton of pm's in regards to Marta. She works weekends and tat's has been reviewed many times on this forum. She is young blonde and has a killer body, fake tata's also. If I leave a link to the ad, that location would blow up with calls. Just do some research and I am sure that you will be able to get the info.

There is and EMP in Buffalo Grove with two ladies that offer HE at a reasonable price. They are very picky with who they see. They cater to only regulars. Hint they are a european establishment advertising in the craigslist service section.

[QUOTE=DudeFromAsia;2491065]Went there over the weekend. Massage for an hour, I thought massage was so-so. No H. E. , but I will repeat. Maybe I will get one or more if I am frequent.[/QUOTE]I have tried the Bronx location for 10 years and have never received a HE. I have heard of people getting extras.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2493546]There is and EMP in Buffalo Grove with two ladies that offer HE at a reasonable price. They are very picky with who they see. They cater to only regulars. Hint they are a european establishment advertising in the craigslist service section.[/QUOTE]Stopped in today, and can attest they only cater to regulars. . 65 for 40 minutes, and the "hot towel" was one run under the hot water tap in the sink. I guess the paper towels are for regulars, also. Had hopes up for nothing.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2493548]I have tried the Bronx location for 10 years and have never received a HE. I have heard of people getting extras.[/QUOTE]Monkman, you must be losing it! Been there 3 or 4 times and always walked out happy. Only saw one MP more than once. She was cute but talked like she had a mouth full of marbles. The others were older Polish ladies but willing to make this pollack and his pole happy.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2501290]Monkman, you must be losing it! Been there 3 or 4 times and always walked out happy. Only saw one MP more than once. She was cute but talked like she had a mouth full of marbles. The others were older Polish ladies but willing to make this pollack and his pole happy.[/QUOTE]I don't think he's losing it at all. It must be luck of the draw. I used to go there all the time about 5 years ago when I worked in the area. Had two regulars, a Ukrainian and a Russian who knew me and would do the happy with me at least twice per session. But I no longer work around there and it was too far for the the offerings. I made an appointment 2 years ago after hearing on this site that good times were still to be had. I got a big old woman who kept the sheet on the whole time and didn't come close to hinting at anything. Just talked a lot. Then she just up and leaves without a word. I thought maybe she was going to a hot towel or something. After 5 minutes I got up and checked my watch and the hour was up. I go out to the lobby and she has the nerve to say she was getting worried about me. That was it for me. I wrote this place off. Yet every once in a while I see a post by someone who's gone and come out happy. I think the owner (not Maria, she's passed) must have very low standards of filling the roster.

I worked with enough European women so I have no desire to set foot in an EMP.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2501382]I don't think he's losing it at all. It must be luck of the draw. I used to go there all the time about 5 years ago when I worked in the area. Had two regulars, a Ukrainian and a Russian who knew me and would do the happy with me at least twice per session. But I no longer work around there and it was too far for the the offerings. I made an appointment 2 years ago after hearing on this site that good times were still to be had. I got a big old woman who kept the sheet on the whole time and didn't come close to hinting at anything. Just talked a lot. Then she just up and leaves without a word. I thought maybe she was going to a hot towel or something. After 5 minutes I got up and checked my watch and the hour was up. I go out to the lobby and she has the nerve to say she was getting worried about me. That was it for me. I wrote this place off. Yet every once in a while I see a post by someone who's gone and come out happy. I think the owner (not Maria, she's passed) must have very low standards of filling the roster.[/QUOTE]

I used to go when they were in the basement of a Dr's office bldg on Dundee. More liberal back then, at least with me. She told me that LEO was visiting. Sure enough one of the girls got busted. She moved to the current location. Waaay UTR. Prices have gone up, I guess. But she runs specials around the various holidays. I have not been there in a year. Bob.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2501221]Stopped in today, and can attest they only cater to regulars. . 65 for 40 minutes, and the "hot towel" was one run under the hot water tap in the sink. I guess the paper towels are for regulars, also. Had hopes up for nothing.[/QUOTE]

Has anybody been to the massage place in downtown Skokie, across from the pizza place was thinking of going there.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2501290]Monkman, you must be losing it! Been there 3 or 4 times and always walked out happy. Only saw one MP more than once. She was cute but talked like she had a mouth full of marbles. The others were older Polish ladies but willing to make this pollack and his pole happy.[/QUOTE]I am getting older, but I have not been able to get anything at the location, for some reason. Not sure what is it, I thinks it's luck of the draw. I have sworn off ever going there but I think why I you may have convinced me otherwise anyone that you suggest.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2501221]Stopped in today, and can attest they only cater to regulars. . 65 for 40 minutes, and the "hot towel" was one run under the hot water tap in the sink. I guess the paper towels are for regulars, also. Had hopes up for nothing.[/QUOTE]They got busted at there old location. Give her references and a business card and you should be good if you go next time. Do a search on facebook with the number and you will see pics of the Woman.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2502793]I am getting older, but I have not been able to get anything at the location, for some reason. Not sure what is it, I thinks it's luck of the draw. I have sworn off ever going there but I think why I you may have convinced me otherwise anyone that you suggest.[/QUOTE]Don't have any names (maybe can think of the younger one with marbles in her mouth) but the older ones aren't worth recommending anyway. If the term "any port in a storm" applies, it would have to be a F5 before I'd go back to find safe haven with the babcias.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2493548]I have tried the Bronx location for 10 years and have never received a HE. I have heard of people getting extras.[/QUOTE]Finally got H. E. At Maria's. But with different girl. Massage was good and extra was good. I may repeat, but still looking for one that may offer further than just H. E.

[QUOTE=WhiteNight55;2502722]Has anybody been to the massage place in downtown Skokie, across from the pizza place was thinking of going there.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time or money.

There is nothing here.

Move along.

Visited K at CT and had another fine session. I really enjoy her flowing forearm technique, but she doesn't seem to have the strength, or desire, to do deep tissue. I can't be the only one who loves sensual mixed with something deep. I'm not in it for the painful kink angle, but for the genuine release (in all senses of the word). Any recommendations?

The only other negative would be the slightly higher door fee and tip request. (Granted, you do get what you pay for)

I guess you know you've been doing this for awhile when you remember when the EMP door fee was only .6 for the hour.

Your inbox is full Wi. Here's the answer to the question:

Yes. Her. But I have not been back in a while. I am not sure I ever met the younger MT. Maybe a couple years ago. I also think it was that MT that got herself busted at the place on Dundee.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2501964]I used to go when they were in the basement of a Dr's office bldg on Dundee. More liberal back then, at least with me. She told me that LEO was visiting. Sure enough one of the girls got busted. She moved to the current location. Waaay UTR. Prices have gone up, I guess. But she runs specials around the various holidays. I have not been there in a year. Bob.[/QUOTE]

You are correct. The younger one did get busted. It was claimed in the report that their former location was too close to a school (a UTR clinic office is the least of school systems worries, but I digress). Her mug shot is online, if you know what to Google in terms of community newspapers and business names. She actually looks much more beguiling in person. I'm almost positive she parted ways with the older owner and does Backpage or Craigs outcalls only.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2506085]Your inbox is full Wi. Here's the answer to the question:

Yes. Her. But I have not been back in a while. I am not sure I ever met the younger MT. Maybe a couple years ago. I also think it was that MT that got herself busted at the place on Dundee.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2507375]You are correct. The younger one did get busted. It was claimed in the report that their former location was too close to a school (a UTR clinic office is the least of school systems worries, but I digress). Her mug shot is online, if you know what to Google in terms of community newspapers and business names. She actually looks much more beguiling in person. I'm almost positive she parted ways with the older owner and does Backpage or Craigs outcalls only.[/QUOTE]She used to go by the business name of Iliva (Eye-Lee-Va) back in 2010,2011. She was actually my favorite. As for her mug shot, I've never seen a complimentary one.