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Do you like kissing?
Do you like DATY?
Do you like 19 year olds?

Then you are in luck. Because that's what I got from Honey, a Laguna Beach cutie with blue/green eyes at BWI. She had just showered when I met her, so I decided to tongue-read her fine curves. Shaved. With her eyes and kisses, mish was the place to be, although K-9 was also enjoyed. Loved the mirrors in her BWI room. All is covered.

Very playful and great attitude. Complimented my eyes, played with my nips, good kisser. Only 1 tattoo I could see and that was on her right shoulder. She did not have one of those giant tattoos above her ass (tramp stamp?). I am personally tired of girls who have become canvases for their ex-boyfriends, so one tattoo was fine. Petite, maybe 5'2", 130. 34 DDs.

I would recommend and I would repeat.

[QUOTE=Baltimoronic][url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/honey-bunny-_-saturday-night-live-_-call-now-19/2540105[/url]

Do you like kissing?
Do you like DATY?
Do you like 19 year olds?

Then you are in luck. Because that's what I got from Honey, a Laguna Beach cutie with blue/green eyes at BWI. She had just showered when I met her, so I decided to tongue-read her fine curves. Shaved. With her eyes and kisses, mish was the place to be, although K-9 was also enjoyed. Loved the mirrors in her BWI room. All is covered.

Very playful and great attitude. Complimented my eyes, played with my nips, good kisser. Only 1 tattoo I could see and that was on her right shoulder. She did not have one of those giant tattoos above her ass (tramp stamp?). I am personally tired of girls who have become canvases for their ex-boyfriends, so one tattoo was fine. Petite, maybe 5'2", 130. 34 DDs.

I would recommend and I would repeat.[/QUOTE]
She has an ad up in the Escorts ad section now. Says her name is Stephanie, not Honey. Shocking that "Honey" is not her real name. Does anyone think "Stephanie" is? I do find it odd that you review her, and then an ad goes up. I am curious as to if there is any connection...Did you mention this site to her?

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Baltimoronic][url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/honey-bunny-_-saturday-night-live-_-call-now-19/2540105[/url]

Do you like kissing?
Do you like DATY?
Do you like 19 year olds?

Then you are in luck. Because that's what I got from Honey, a Laguna Beach cutie with blue/green eyes at BWI. She had just showered when I met her, so I decided to tongue-read her fine curves. Shaved. With her eyes and kisses, mish was the place to be, although K-9 was also enjoyed. Loved the mirrors in her BWI room. All is covered.

Very playful and great attitude. Complimented my eyes, played with my nips, good kisser. Only 1 tattoo I could see and that was on her right shoulder. She did not have one of those giant tattoos above her ass (tramp stamp?). I am personally tired of girls who have become canvases for their ex-boyfriends, so one tattoo was fine. Petite, maybe 5'2", 130. 34 DDs.

I would recommend and I would repeat.[/QUOTE]

If that girl is 19 yrs old then I'm the Dalai Lama.


Bench

Yeah... I agree, she isnt 19, Fine looking woman. but not 19.
And if she is 19 then I must be at least 32. Ah the wonders of Youth, and fantasy. Watch she will get wind and show us her ID. LOL.
The only thing I want to see is if Gravity has hit those beautiful breasts. Or are they young and perky, natural, and maybe still puffy... LOL. like some 19 year old girls I have seen. Aoh for a puffy NIP. fresh clean, soft and tender, youthful and hopefully responsive.
My little russian girl, almost has a puffy, almost.

Smiling Fox ;}

This is a fun and playful lady who will show you a very enjoyable and pleasurable time if you treat her like a lady.

I enjoyed my time with her from the time she opened the door the first time and the 2nd time was just as much fun in and out of bed.

A guy would have to be dead or a real looser to miss out with or NOT treat this lady right to enjoy one of the best times you ever had with a lady.

She is seductive, playful erotic and charming all in one.

Grest smile and understated looks by he will take your breath away for sure.

I will be very disapointed to have her tell me any of you that see her have not treated her like a lady.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cum-get-sum-of-this-hot-drippin-honey-_-ter-reviewed-19/2550072[/url]

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]Yeah... I agree, she isnt 19, Fine looking woman. but not 19.
And if she is 19 then I must be at least 32. Ah the wonders of Youth, and fantasy. Watch she will get wind and show us her ID. LOL.
The only thing I want to see is if Gravity has hit those beautiful breasts. Or are they young and perky, natural, and maybe still puffy... LOL. like some 19 year old girls I have seen. Aoh for a puffy NIP. fresh clean, soft and tender, youthful and hopefully responsive.
My little russian girl, almost has a puffy, almost.

Smiling Fox ;}[/QUOTE]
Providers claim that they get more calls when they post 19 vs 21 or so

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]Yeah... I agree, she isnt 19, Fine looking woman. but not 19.
And if she is 19 then I must be at least 32. Ah the wonders of Youth, and fantasy. Watch she will get wind and show us her ID. LOL.
The only thing I want to see is if Gravity has hit those beautiful breasts. Or are they young and perky, natural, and maybe still puffy... LOL. like some 19 year old girls I have seen. Aoh for a puffy NIP. fresh clean, soft and tender, youthful and hopefully responsive.
My little russian girl, almost has a puffy, almost.

Smiling Fox ;}[/QUOTE]
Sure, krisi you share, the russian chick, nyet! lmao

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Edscout]This is a fun and playful lady who will show you a very enjoyable and pleasurable time if you treat her like a lady.

I enjoyed my time with her from the time she opened the door the first time and the 2nd time was just as much fun in and out of bed.

A guy would have to be dead or a real looser to miss out with or NOT treat this lady right to enjoy one of the best times you ever had with a lady.

She is seductive, playful erotic and charming all in one.

Grest smile and understated looks by he will take your breath away for sure.

I will be very disapointed to have her tell me any of you that see her have not treated her like a lady.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cum-get-sum-of-this-hot-drippin-honey-_-ter-reviewed-19/2550072[/url][/QUOTE]

I'm thinking about changing careers, and am thinking about yours. Before I do, let me ask just a couple of questions:

1) What is your percentage?
2) How many guys does a girl need to see per day, in order for you to make a good living?
3) How many girls do you need to have to have in your stable in order for you make a good living?
4) How you handle your medical benefits and pension? I assume you buy private, but what do you list as your profession?
5) How do you recruit a stable?
6) What do you have to do besides write fake reviews?

Thanks!

Alan

Dr. Monger, Your Honor, sir: I definitely mentioned this site to her and the fact that she could post a free ad on here. She told me she had two pending reviews on TER and lamented how they took days to appear. I also promised to review her on this site.

You're right. It's unlikely she's 19. Maybe 22-26? I'm not the greatest judge of age. I may not even be the greatest judge of tail.

However, I do know that she's not LE and a lot of fun.

[QUOTE=Alan Duval]I'm thinking about changing careers, and am thinking about yours. Before I do, let me ask just a couple of questions:

1) What is your percentage?
2) How many guys does a girl need to see per day, in order for you to make a good living?
3) How many girls do you need to have to have in your stable in order for you make a good living?
4) How you handle your medical benefits and pension? I assume you buy private, but what do you list as your profession?
5) How do you recruit a stable?
6) What do you have to do besides write fake reviews?

Thanks!

Alan[/QUOTE]All you need is four girls and you can make $600,000 a year. The only problem is you cannot control them b*tches and pimp are bad money managers so $600,000 is like $60,000 and it goes out there hand so fast. Do business with b*tch is bad.

[QUOTE=Alan Duval]I'm thinking about changing careers, and am thinking about yours. Before I do, let me ask just a couple of questions:

1) What is your percentage?
2) How many guys does a girl need to see per day, in order for you to make a good living?
3) How many girls do you need to have to have in your stable in order for you make a good living?
4) How you handle your medical benefits and pension? I assume you buy private, but what do you list as your profession?
5) How do you recruit a stable?
6) What do you have to do besides write fake reviews?

Thanks!

Alan[/QUOTE]
Percentage? Alan don't you know, it's 100%. They keep all the money. They fall just under drug dealers on my list of who needs to be shot.

Dr. Monger.

[QUOTE=Edscout]

A guy would have to be dead or a real looser to miss out with or NOT treat this lady right to enjoy one of the best times you ever had with a lady.


I will be very disapointed to have her tell me any of you that see her have not treated her like a lady.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cum-get-sum-of-this-hot-drippin-honey-_-ter-reviewed-19/2550072[/url][/QUOTE]


Tips for shilling for pimps.

#1. Dont tell me I'm a looser(sic) - tell me she's gonna rock my world and stick her tongue in my ass.

#2. No fat chicks.


Bench

[QUOTE=Baltimoronic]
I may not even be the greatest judge of tail.
[/QUOTE]

Judge of Tail? I hope she doesn't have a tail. That's just wrong!

[QUOTE=Baltimoronic]Dr. Monger, Your Honor, sir: I definitely mentioned this site to her and the fact that she could post a free ad on here. She told me she had two pending reviews on TER and lamented how they took days to appear. I also promised to review her on this site.

You're right. It's unlikely she's 19. Maybe 22-26? I'm not the greatest judge of age. I may not even be the greatest judge of tail.

However, I do know that she's not LE and a lot of fun.[/QUOTE]

I'd don't care if she's 19 or 59 -- if she really knows how to rock and roll. While I love the way 19 year old flesh feels and tastes, once you put a cover on the little head, he can't tell the difference. My experience has been that a more mature, experienced woman is often way more fun than an inexperienced girl. Not that I'd turn down either.

Anyway, Baltimoronic says she's great, which is something to consider. Even if EdScout did give the world's best imitation of fake review.

I may need to, ahem, go see for myself. Stay tuned.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]
tell me she's gonna rock my world and stick her tongue in my ass.

Bench[/QUOTE]

This shocking kind of behavior moves any girl into the top 3 on my list.

And there is currently a vacancy.

Dr. Monger