Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gator78;3111731]Contact information please cowboy.[/QUOTE]He said send him a PM and he will respond IF you have a good posting history.

Soirbh.

No one there today, but it looks like they may be getting ready to open soon.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/best-asian-massage-gainesville?osq=asian[/URL]+massage.

They also have an ad on Craigslist.

[URL]https://gainesville.craigslist.org/thp/5870017880.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;3145206]No one there today, but it looks like they may be getting ready to open soon.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/best-asian-massage-gainesville?osq=asian[/URL]+massage.

They also have an ad on Craigslist.

[URL]https://gainesville.craigslist.org/thp/5870017880.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I'd love to hear about it if anyone has given them a shot. I know HE isn't common on offer around here, but I'm looking to take the plunge.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;3145206]No one there today, but it looks like they may be getting ready to open soon.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/best-asian-massage-gainesville?osq=asian[/URL]+massage.

They also have an ad on Craigslist.

[URL]https://gainesville.craigslist.org/thp/5870017880.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Went by yesterday. The lady was Ana, a 40 ish Chinese lady. I think I had a session with her at the 13th Street place last year.

Good massage, good at teasing you until you are ready for more, but more is only in your mind and hand if you want to finish that way.

I think they are the same basic business as the place in Lake City, the two in Ocala and the other one in Gainesville. You will get a decent hour massage and table shower (60+20) from a mature asian lady that knows what she is doing. But, this isn't Jax, Tampa or even the Villages.

[QUOTE=OilChanger;3151823]Went by yesterday. The lady was Ana, a 40 ish Chinese lady. I think I had a session with her at the 13th Street place last year.

Good massage, good at teasing you until you are ready for more, but more is only in your mind and hand if you want to finish that way.

I think they are the same basic business as the place in Lake City, the two in Ocala and the other one in Gainesville. You will get a decent hour massage and table shower (60+20) from a mature asian lady that knows what she is doing. But, this isn't Jax, Tampa or even the Villages.[/QUOTE]I visit 13th St about 2 x a month. Their massages are fantastic from a Good Health Standpoint. So I'm facing down and a new 4 ft nothing girl is my service provider. Things are pretty normal when I thought I heard a sound that I was not prepared for. Did my masseuse just fart!

I thought to myself. No way its all in my head this little thing did not fart in the room and not say excuse me or something. BOY WAS I WRONG. She passed wind about 4 x and she was not SHY About it either. There were two little ones and two really long ones. Thank God that they did not carry a smell or otherwise I would have been in BIG Trouble.

Be Safe.

Mumble.

[QUOTE=OilChanger;3151823]

I think they are the same basic business as the place in Lake City, the two in Ocala and the other one in Gainesville.[/QUOTE]Looks like it. I looked at some more of the stuff they posted online and it seems to indicate that this place is a "site b"/ sister location to the 13th st place. Same owners, etc.

[QUOTE=OilChanger;3151823]Went by yesterday. The lady was Ana, a 40 ish Chinese lady. I think I had a session with her at the 13th Street place last year.

Good massage, good at teasing you until you are ready for more, but more is only in your mind and hand if you want to finish that way.

I think they are the same basic business as the place in Lake City, the two in Ocala and the other one in Gainesville. You will get a decent hour massage and table shower (60+20) from a mature asian lady that knows what she is doing. But, this isn't Jax, Tampa or even the Villages.[/QUOTE]I had a one of the best massages I've ever had, I think probably from the same lady as OC. She was aware of my excitement and was pretty cool about it for a legit place there were some grazings. She told me there were younger "smaller" girls on the way. I got the impression that a relationship might need to be built. Just my thoughts. For 60 bucks I'll be back just for the massage.

[QUOTE=BigntallCowboy;3153125]I had a one of the best massages I've ever had, I think probably from the same lady as OC. She was aware of my excitement and was pretty cool about it for a legit place there were some grazings. She told me there were younger "smaller" girls on the way. I got the impression that a relationship might need to be built. Just my thoughts. For 60 bucks I'll be back just for the massage.[/QUOTE]That is the way it worked at 13th when they opened a few years back. At first, just massage, then a couple of folks got HE to raise everybody's expectations. Then it fell back to just the nice massage and that is where it stayed.

[QUOTE=BigntallCowboy;3093647]I have found a solid massage with the hoped for ending. I'm not going to post her info or link but I will share it with members who have a post history through pm. I dreamed she is a lovely short light skinned african american (edited).[/QUOTE]I finally had a chance to book an appointment with Honey, and will definitely repeat! She's an adorable little thing. Soft and full figured (not fat), with perfect cocoa skin. Trained rub with all the right sensual touches, B2 B contact and intelligent conversation. Look for BP Body Rub ads that mention "Everyone loves honey", pics in a black polka-dot bikini or sheer white bra & panty set (sorry, I can't attach the link).

This really should be in the BackPage Advertiser Reviews thread

[QUOTE=OilChanger;3151823]Went by yesterday. The lady was Ana, a 40 ish Chinese lady. I think I had a session with her at the 13th Street place last year.

Good massage, good at teasing you until you are ready for more, but more is only in your mind and hand if you want to finish that way.

I think they are the same basic business as the place in Lake City, the two in Ocala and the other one in Gainesville. You will get a decent hour massage and table shower (60+20) from a mature asian lady that knows what she is doing. But, this isn't Jax, Tampa or even the Villages.[/QUOTE]I saw a new girl there yesterday. She's really pretty and young, probably in her late 20's. I think her name is Susan. Anna still has bigger tits though.

It's pretty well known that all the AMPs in Gainesville are legit. However, you can still have a lot of fun at these places with a cute Asian chick rubbing oil all over your body. For those who don't know it already: these non-erotic AMPs won't touch your Johnson, but they will massage the inside of your thighs while you stroke your own Johnson and look at their cute face as you explode. They'll even give you some stroking oil and clean off your chest. It's the next best thing and no expensive "extras" tipping. My favorite place is the one on Newberry. Anna has the biggest tits although a little chubby she is really cute with a great personality. Susan is pretty and looks slim and young with a nice ass but smaller tits than Anna.

Took the plunge on this one based on positive reviews. I say took the plunge because I asked the individuals who reviewed this one and got no reply or help. So I guess they wanted me to be out 60 pesos to see for myself. Decent incall in the middle of gainesville, easy to find. Opted for a hh. When honey answered the door she was pretty friendly but she was just kind of homey. She was fun sized, 6-7/10 body, 4-5/10 face. But her attitude brought her down a few notches to be sure. Again, she was nice, but she was just kind of stone-faced most of the time. She did tell me before we met that I would only be getting a handshake after the rub, no oral exam. I appreciated that she told me this so I had given her a shot anyways. The rub itself was good. Above average for sure. The handshake, not so much. Mechanical and boring. To top it off she had pretty rough hands, so once the oil would wear off some the friction was just not enjoyable. I finished, did not tip, thanked her for the rub, and left. If any of that sounds appealing to you, by all means check her out. Nice girl, decent rub for a decent price. Personally, I will never repeat, and had I read a detailed report such as this one I would not have tried in the first place, but that's the name of the game I suppose.

[QUOTE=Magicmike226;3210836]Took the plunge on this one based on positive reviews. I say took the plunge because I asked the individuals who reviewed this one and got no reply or help. So I guess they wanted me to be out 60 pesos to see for myself. Decent incall in the middle of gainesville, easy to find. Opted for a hh. When honey answered the door she was pretty friendly but she was just kind of homey. She was fun sized, 6-7/10 body, 4-5/10 face. But her attitude brought her down a few notches to be sure. Again, she was nice, but she was just kind of stone-faced most of the time. She did tell me before we met that I would only be getting a handshake after the rub, no oral exam. I appreciated that she told me this so I had given her a shot anyways. The rub itself was good. Above average for sure. The handshake, not so much. Mechanical and boring. To top it off she had pretty rough hands, so once the oil would wear off some the friction was just not enjoyable. I finished, did not tip, thanked her for the rub, and left. If any of that sounds appealing to you, by all means check her out. Nice girl, decent rub for a decent price. Personally, I will never repeat, and had I read a detailed report such as this one I would not have tried in the first place, but that's the name of the game I suppose.[/QUOTE]Based on this review and others, I decided to give Honey a try. Needed a stress reduction and if the massage was good, I figured why not. Went for the hour at $80. Neighborhood was okay during the day, might be a little sketchy at night. Room is set up with a massage table and blow up mattress, don't know what the mattress is for, I forget to ask. To make a long story short, started face down, massage was good, a little teasing, flipped for more of the same, finished relaxed and happy. The only thing that was really bad for me was the oil, I think it's baby oil, and the clean up with baby wipes, wish she had hot towels. As for the girl herself, everything MagicMike226 said was spot on, but in Gville, beggars can't be choosers. For the price point, safety and discretion, decent massage and stress reduction, I'll repeat until I find something better. If you want to more info, PM.

I was given a massage by Susan!!

She is nice looking asian lady in her mid 30's (that's what I believe).

Massage wasn't that typical one and I came back disappointed!!

[QUOTE=Abhi786;3238677]I was given a massage by Susan!!

She is nice looking asian lady in her mid 30's (that's what I believe).

Massage wasn't that typical one and I came back disappointed!![/QUOTE]That parlor is legit. If you had read the reviews you wouldn't have been disappointed because you would have known what not to expect.

Yes, Susan really is attractive with a nice ass. You could have jacked yourself off gazing into her pretty face. She would have given you some lube and cleaned off your chest.