Confessions of a stripper
I was in ******* and happened to blunder into a space written by a stripper. I am going to copy her "users manual" here so that you can avoid her like the plague.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Merry XXX-Mas.....to all the perverts
Current mood: googlie eyed
Category: googlie eyed Friends
So, guess who gets to work X-mas Eve and X-Mas Day? Why, Tia does of course!! I still don't get how they suckered me into this one. Working on Valentine's Day is bad enough....but X-mas??? Jesus tap dancing Christ!! This is going to be some seriously weird shit. I don't know why this club made the decision to stay open on X-mas. I thought it was a sick joke. Oh well, tis the season to pretend to give a crap about pathetic loser douchebags and then take their money. I figure the assholes that come into a strip club on X-mas are at the end of their ropes and desperate for some semblance of affection. Most men are just horny pigs but these guys are probably beyond that realm. They have descended into a level of loserdom that few of us can comprehend. Hopefully, they aren't broke losers. As long as they pay me well, I can sit and nod my head with mock interest as they become sloppy drunk and cry about their wife leaving them and their lives going to shit. Obviously, I don't care since their prediciments are their faults and if they want genuine affection and concern, they should look for it in the form of real human contact not a fantasy world. Tonight I felt like killing every single man that walked through the door. If you are a guy and you are reading this please avoid the following actions when you go into a strip club:
1. Don't touch us. Seriously, this is common sense.
2. Never ask us if we're getting turned on. We never do and the thought of that is pretty funny.
3. We hate the sonofabitch who comes in and thinks he's a cool guy because he doesn't get dances, he just buys girls drinks. FUCK YOU. How dare you come into a strip club, waste our time, and get the free titty show? The majority of these guys will buy drinks and try and talk to the girls because they are there to pick someone up. Unless you buy dances and tip the girls, stay the fuck out of the strip clubs. Go jack off to free porn online instead.
4. Never insult the other girls. I hate it when men make fun of the other girls assuming that I'll think that's cool. Whether or not I get along with every girl there, I will not tolerate any man putting them down. If you don't like the way a girl looks or dances, keep your mouth shut. I don't want to hear it.
5. Do not confuse a strip club with Match.com. This is NOT a place to find a date. It is for fantasy.You come in, you spend money, we dance for you and look hot, and you thank us and leave. We are not there to fall in love with you.
6. If you want to sit and talk to us, you have to pay us. We will have a conversation with you but you have to compensate us for our time. I charge $10 a song to sit with customers. Tip extra of course.
7. Never come up to the stage with a dollar and ask, "work hard for this, baby." That's retarded.
8. Don't try to impress us with bullshit. It doesn't matter because we've heard it all and we don't care. We're not all strung out crack ****** that have never left Ohio. We don't care about your job or who you know or whatever. You know what would impress us? Large sums of money in our garter. Ok?
I also believe I saw her offering escort services about a year ago. That would have certainly been a waste of money given her attitude.
I am not certain about adding a URL for her at *******. If it is permitted I will add later or just PM me and I will furnish.
Confessions of a stripper
Of course her attitude sucks but some of her points are valid. Don't think the girls really like you, don't insult other dancers, don't make crude comments, etc. She has the extreme negitive stripper attitude but you could still learn something.
She mentioned Ohio, was she from Cleveland or Akron? Of course every club has more than a couple of girls with her attitude so I guess she works at every club.