Massage Parlor Reports

Ok, I have never used this type of services and got curios from your reports. I picked up "el clarin" local magazine from a restaurant, looked up the MPs and chose one on flagler and 8th ave, called and they told me $30 for the hour plus tip. So I got there arund 7pm, went in and was greeted by a very good looking cuban girl with the standard issue latin big ass. She asked me to strip and lay down for a not so good rub, flipped without a towel and she started the massage then, after a couple of teases she finally grabs my tool and starts giving me a hand job. She asks me if I'm LE, then proceeds with the menu, standard handjob $60 tip, hand job with her in a bikini $120, blow $150, full $200.

Its hard for me to bargain when a hottie like her has my tool in her hands, so I went for the full, wow that big ass really moves a lot, I had a fun time but she was not into it that much. I would repeat but only for a hand job, too much money for somebody not interested in what you are doing.

[QUOTE=Chuchon]Ok, I have never used this type of services and got curios from your reports. I picked up "el clarin" local magazine from a restaurant, looked up the MPs and chose one on flagler and 8th ave, called and they told me $30 for the hour plus tip. So I got there arund 7pm, went in and was greeted by a very good looking cuban girl with the standard issue latin big ass. She asked me to strip and lay down for a not so good rub, flipped without a towel and she started the massage then, after a couple of teases she finally grabs my tool and starts giving me a hand job. She asks me if I'm LE, then proceeds with the menu, standard handjob $60 tip, hand job with her in a bikini $120, blow $150, full $200.

Its hard for me to bargain when a hottie like her has my tool in her hands, so I went for the full, wow that big ass really moves a lot, I had a fun time but she was not into it that much. I would repeat but only for a hand job, too much money for somebody not interested in what you are doing.[/QUOTE]



Holy Shit that's a lot of money! I can get a cbj from a totally naked hot stripper in Doral for $. I thought $ was pricey but it sounds like either the place thinks way too highly of its services or they saw you a mile away...

BTW. A HJ from the naked stripper would only have been .5 which is a lot better than $.20 with a girl in a bikini

[QUOTE=Sir Amp Alot]Holy Shit that's a lot of money! I can get a cbj from a totally naked hot stripper in Doral for $. I thought $ was pricey but it sounds like either the place thinks way too highly of its services or they saw you a mile away...

BTW. A HJ from the naked stripper would only have been .5 which is a lot better than $.20 with a girl in a bikini[/QUOTE]

Sir Amp Alot,
Did you want to share your good fortune with us? You can PM if you wish. A CBJ from a stripper (at a strip club?) is hit or miss at best. At most LMP's one is assured of a menu (albeit expensive). But even then, one can negotiate.

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Sir Amp Alot,
Did you want to share your good fortune with us? You can PM if you wish. A CBJ from a stripper (at a strip club?) is hit or miss at best. At most LMP's one is assured of a menu (albeit expensive). But even then, one can negotiate.[/QUOTE]


I sent you a PM but I posted on here in Jan I believe of my expenses at Pink Pony. I wouldn't expect anything more than $ for full service at a MP. Times are tough and if these girls at the MP's think they can charge us $$ for full service then we need to set the price again for them.

Correct prices to pay at an LMP
.4 handjob with some roaming
.60 cbj with/without top on and roaming
$ full service

The AMP located near tamiami airport, advertised in the paper is a latina's paradise. The house fee ($30) plus tip might get you more than a tug if your lucky and say you've been there before.

[QUOTE=Sir AMP Alot]I tried to call several of these and the lines were disconnected. Does anyone know of any parlor that is still operating in or around Doral? Looking for Latina's not asians. Shoot me a PM or post on here please. A search on google didn't reveal too many places that look like what we would visit.[/QUOTE]

I recently tried this one: [url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/_39_99_soft_hands_22/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=5086805[/url]

She went right to available menu and I negotiated a full course meal under $$ which included the door fee. It was not GFE, but took care of the needs. I went to the Miami Lakes one which is actuall just north of OpaLocka airport around 37 Ave. There is a very similar ad with other locations (one near Doral) and if they are related i suspect you could get similar service. Their ad is usually posted right before or after the one above.

[QUOTE=SHARPIE1]The AMP located near tamiami airport, advertised in the paper is a latina's paradise. The house fee ($30) plus tip might get you more than a tug if your lucky and say you've been there before.[/QUOTE]

So since it was a rainy crappy day, I decided to go fourth and find a nice LMP to report about.

1st- S&R also listed as Beauty Sensations. 36th St and Palmetto Pkwy.
Entry .60 told once at the table that the tip was also .60 (didnt even discuss anything prior to getting into the room). The girl (from Peru) stated that she does not do massage and nobody there does. Only oil and lotion rubs. Well OK then.... I said sure go ahead to find out what this road would lead to. The girl was about 30yro and had long straight highlighted blonde hair. Kinda cute with an obvious fake boob job. She wore sweats that were very tight and you could tell that she kept her body in shape. She was very petite. Anyways, she asked a ton of questions about who I was and etc. I said I just got in the area and found the place online. She said that she's only been working there 2 weeks and not sure when she will leave. She spoke decent English. I kept asking about what else is included with the massage. Never really got a good answer. After awhile towards the flip (which she held the towel over me while flipping) I asked if she could help me loosen up a little more. She said sure. Well at the end I asked point blank, "Is there anything extra that I can get"? She said that she's an innocent girl and doesnt do that. Ok WHATEVER! But she insisted that I return for a better time. Not likely. Once I get the cold shoulder I don't like to repeat. I left .40 just because the rubdown was nice.

2nd place- No names mentioned but she was Cuban with a large round juicy ass! It was a very thorough massage with attention everywhere. At the end she asked if I wanted the middle of the front done and I said sure. It was nice and when I asked if I could touch she threw down the pants and away she went. $ for the massage and tip all included. Will repeat! Not posting the name of the place as we all know LEO will ruin it for all of us. Trusted senior members can PM me

Can anybody give a report on the spa located off us1 in Falls Warehouse?

Does anybody have info on AMP in falls warehouse just off US1.

[QUOTE=Geffthom]Does anybody have info on AMP in falls warehouse just off US1.[/QUOTE]


Some many new people want handouts. When I started coming to this site I RTFF like so many other senior members had said. I found what places to go to and I also found that by RTFF you discover that intel is not handed to you without some sort of attempt on your own to discover things and post them on here. We all have paid our dues to know the places to go to have a good time. My suggestion is to go visit a few AMP's or LMP's and find out what is offered and report back to us. Then you will receive some help with your needs if you still need it.

So after driving to a jobsite today I seen this hot blonde, she was looking for fun!!!! trust me, with her shirt open in front of the DQ on 41 south of Coral Gables. I had to check to see if this really was a chick looking top be picked up. Damn she looked hot anyway I pull up into parking area and here comes a pimped out MBenz. She jumps in his and I don't blame her she was a 9 on looks. So that being said now my dick is wanting some fun. So i grab a newspaper and flip through tell I find an add. I call up first one Asian, couldnt answer simples questions. so I pick another latin girl answers the phone and I tel her i am on my way. Nice clean Business, met this 25 year old looking find out she is colombian, get to the door and the fee is 35 for 30 mins. I give her 40 "she doesnt have change" get to the room get down to ground zero and lay on the table, she does a bikini massage and puts on rubber gloves. Gives me a nice relaxing massage then flips and never comes close to the goods. I let her know i do like her touch and put my hand on her bosy feeling her. She is a 5 in the face and 8 on body, naturals b's and basic chatting. she said the session is almost over???? I say you forgot the most important part she said whats that and i point she says she does not do that here not that type of place and told me i could do it, I told her juntos and she complied. after her hand touched it i remove mine and off to the races she goes, slowed her down just a little and played with her nice nips and tits, blew my load about 5 shots of out 5 and paid my tip .60 and left. I was happy because that chick i seen earlier killed me, i didnt feel like getting caught choking the chicken in Burger King. I would repeat but I prefer no rubber gloves is that the standard here in Miami? I might see if more extras are on the menu or even after work.

I think you overpaid for a HJ. 2 Jacksons would have been more than enough. Gloves are not standard in Miami, this is the first time I've heard of rubber gloves being used during the body rub. Anyone else experience this? Too bad you didn't pick up the other chick. Where was this place with rubber gloves? I wanna make sure I don't go there.


[QUOTE=Dragster]So after driving to a jobsite today I seen this hot blonde, she was looking for fun!!!! trust me, with her shirt open in front of the DQ on 41 south of Coral Gables. I had to check to see if this really was a chick looking top be picked up. Damn she looked hot anyway I pull up into parking area and here comes a pimped out MBenz. She jumps in his and I don't blame her she was a 9 on looks. So that being said now my dick is wanting some fun. So i grab a newspaper and flip through tell I find an add. I call up first one Asian, couldnt answer simples questions. so I pick another latin girl answers the phone and I tel her i am on my way. Nice clean Business, met this 25 year old looking find out she is colombian, get to the door and the fee is 35 for 30 mins. I give her 40 "she doesnt have change" get to the room get down to ground zero and lay on the table, she does a bikini massage and puts on rubber gloves. Gives me a nice relaxing massage then flips and never comes close to the goods. I let her know i do like her touch and put my hand on her bosy feeling her. She is a 5 in the face and 8 on body, naturals b's and basic chatting. she said the session is almost over???? I say you forgot the most important part she said whats that and i point she says she does not do that here not that type of place and told me i could do it, I told her juntos and she complied. after her hand touched it i remove mine and off to the races she goes, slowed her down just a little and played with her nice nips and tits, blew my load about 5 shots of out 5 and paid my tip .60 and left. I was happy because that chick i seen earlier killed me, i didnt feel like getting caught choking the chicken in Burger King. I would repeat but I prefer no rubber gloves is that the standard here in Miami? I might see if more extras are on the menu or even after work.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kwik Ryk]I think you overpaid for a HJ. 2 Jacksons would have been more than enough. Gloves are not standard in Miami, this is the first time I've heard of rubber gloves being used during the body rub. Anyone else experience this? Too bad you didn't pick up the other chick. Where was this place with rubber gloves? I wanna make sure I don't go there.[/QUOTE]


Agreed, never had rubber gloves used even though I've seen them in the room. 40 is standard for HJ.

[QUOTE=Dragster]What about ones that dont include door fee or say its 80 upfront?[/QUOTE]


When I visit I pay the fee for an hour massage upfront. Usually 60. The last place I went it was $ for massage fee and tip included before I went to the room. I was hesitant about giving a tip with payment upfront, but I was not disappointed. I got a nice hj and some bbbj.

[QUOTE=Sir AMP Alot]When I visit I pay the fee for an hour massage upfront. Usually 60. The last place I went it was $ for massage fee and tip included before I went to the room. I was hesitant about giving a tip with payment upfront, but I was not disappointed. I got a nice HJ and some BBBJ.[/QUOTE]The bottom line is that if you want FS you're better off going to Craigslist or Backpage where for between 100 and 150 you can get one full hour at a place of your choice or a clean incall location. Downside is you only have that one provider to work with, not multiples, but upside the risk of LEO barging in is much less and if she likes you you can negotiate better $$s. Also, no rubber gloves or door fees apply as everything is included, sometimes even greek if you like that sort of thing.