General Reports

[QUOTE=Edone10]Went back again today for some more. She is getting better at Massages and she is still brilliant in the personal attention business. 4 Stars. PM me for more details.[/QUOTE]Ashley is the new girl not Angela - Sorry for the confussion

I saw Ashley this week at ERS also. I agree with some of the other posters. She is very nice looking, and gets into the dirty talk. But, she was too business like, and the session seemed a little rushed; something I rarely feel at ERS. I think she could be top notch if she tries a bit harder, and improves her customer service skills. There were some other very attractive ladies in the line up that day as well. I will be sure to get back there and try some of the others soon. Thanks to all the posters for the Info.

SM

FYI,

Michelle is soon to be leaving ERS


TJ

I know I've posted some extemely favorable reviews about her. But she scared the sh-t out of me the last time.

We were half way through the session - I just finished the reverse massage and said "Lets have some fun now". She said real loud "fun - what kind of fun - I don't understand what you are asking can you be more specific." I told her you know I been here before with you and she just continued the charade. It smelled like I was getting set up.

I had a similar situation with her the first time I had her , but I thought it was because I was new to her.

Anyways I left at that point without finishing the happy ending.

Has any one else had this happen at ERS or was I the one that freaked out instead of her.

She didn't do anything to calm me down when I got nervous.

Edone, I'm not sure, but some girls get very nervous about talking about the handshake. I've had two providers say that you must touch them first before they will get to the handshake. House rule, to make sure you don't smell like Bacon.

Ragu, I believe Nancy is the same Nancy that used to be at CLV. She has reviews on this board. I would recommend her.

I've never been to a "massage" parlor. I guess you can say I'm a virgin. I'm worried about getting crabs, and trying to explain that to my wife. Anybody ever have any problems?

Bob P,

Yes crabs are a huge problem at massage parlors, but if you dip them in butter they taste very good.

But look out for those Asian ones you have to eat them sideways.

And the mexican ones you need to dip in blue cheese dressing!

Don't forget the French crabs. Have to suck those little buggers.

But the English crabs are easy. They have no teeth.

Seriously, I've never heard of anyone on this board reporting a case of crabs. Proper hygiene usually takes care of any risk. Besides, if you do get them, you can always say you got them from a public toilet seat.

Mr Stinky

Japanese crabs need to be eaten raw like sushi. German crabs need to be steamed in sauerkraut. I'm not even going to talk about Greek Crabs.

Here is a sample from the last massage parlor I went to in picture format.

[QUOTE=Bob P 1976]I've never been to a "massage" parlor. I guess you can say I'm a virgin. I'm worried about getting crabs, and trying to explain that to my wife. Anybody ever have any problems?[/QUOTE]

My fellow Mongers have given you some very amusing answers to your question , Bob

The Facts are = CRABS [ a.k.a. Pubic Lice ] live on and around hair shafts

... so if your AMP chick has a shaved kitty , yer extremely UN·likely to catch them from her

Remove the body from the shell, with your thumb and finger spread the body wide, put your lips on the crab and rub with your tongue

I visited ERS today, and had my choice of all of the ladies. There was a new one I have not heard mentioned, Samantha, who appears to have a very nice rack. I chose Trish and had a nice session. As previously reported, she is late 20's, about 5'5' and thin. She has a very small chest, but it is consistent with how petite she is. The massage was decent, and she has a nice technique. She is pleasant, without being too talkative. I would repeat with her. I must admit that Samantha, Dora, and one other new girl looked very appealing.

[QUOTE=Edone10]I just finished the reverse massage and said "Lets have some fun now". She said real loud "fun - what kind of fun - I don't understand what you are asking can you be more specific."[/QUOTE]

You suggested that a massage wasn't "fun", so maybe she thought you wanted sex?

My biggest problem with this board is that I never remember enough of what I read and am too timid to be demanding.

I went to ERS last week on Thursday. Been about 2 years since I last got through Belvi and was eager for some relaxation. The lobby was full of girls, the receptionist told me all their names and even called a few more from the back. I definately recognized the first girl she named, so I went with her: Dora.

Now I'm not upset with my choice as I had an enjoyable time, but I have to agree with most of what has previously been said about her. She was very talkative about all kinds of stuff during our session: Her 13-yo son and the new laptop he wanted, her bedroom remodel (which would be fine if she was inviting me to come see it), her parent's plan to retire to Poland, her brother who has a girlfriend who's too controlling, etc. It went on and on. In fact, the only time she DIDN'T talk was during the flip, right when I would have enjoyed her getting vocal!

She was cute, and she got the job done, but there were plenty of other cute girls there as well. I probably would not repeat with Dora, but mostly because it's so rare that I get to Belvidere that I would rather try someone new each time.

After reading the Deacon's post and several others about Dora, I thought I would share a conversation that I had with Dora a year ago. At the beginning of the massage she starts blabbing about the same things that Deacon described, family, heritage and so on....then it got weird/uncomfortable. For those who have not seen Dora, she sticks out in the line-up, huge fake bolt-ons, pretty face, nice body, so hard to pass up on.

So here's the conversation:

Dora:"You are a very handsome,"
Boog: "Um, thanks"
Dora:"Do you have any kids?"
Boog:"No" (at this point lil Boog is practically falling asleep from boredom)
Dora:"Have you thought about being a sperm donor?"
Boog thinking: WTF, where is this coming from
Dora continues"You have young face for your age, and handsome, do you know how much they pay a sperm donor?"
Boog:"No, (laughing uncomfortably)"
Dora:"I would like to have another kid soon"
Boog:"So how about them Bears?"

Okay, so this is the point where I'm supposed to flip over. She gets the hint, and changes the subject, but what the hell was that all about?!

I've edited this convo down, but took about 5 minutes in real time but felt like forever.