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For Uranidiot,
While I don't have an answer to your question, per se, if you really are concerned with being busted, then hire a call girl. For $250-300 it is a lot cheaper in the long run then all the legal hassels and costs.
And based on the babes in the Tampa area you will get much better quality to boot. Plenty of websites to pick from.
"I had never heard of any SW action in the area around the stadium, so I'm not surprised you didn't find anything. However, if I've been missing out on something, then please enlighten me. hehehe
You'll occassionally....not as often as in the past, but occassionally....find working girls in the adult theaters over in Drew Park. Of course, on a Saturday night, you'll find plenty of FREE activitiy if you play your cards right."
GentlemenPerv,
I have seen a lot of SW action in that area just 4-5 months ago. I had one of them. She lives in the area. I've seen her before and if you look at her chin it pertrudes about 4 inches out from her face. But she loves to give a BBBJ and does a great job of keeping the car clean if you know what I mean. Licks the balls, shaft, she'd probably lick the a-hole if you reared back enough. Maybe it has moved on but most of that action was within 4-5 blocks of that theatre. She said that mostly gays hung out at that theatre so no venturing in there for me! Sorry...no can do!
Anyway, you can have a good time at the P Pony? Is the private dance area like Mons...right out in the open? It must not be. What is it like in there for private dances? How much do they cost? It was around $20 per song at Mons. I also went to the YBor strip and got some hand job action for a chick there. She didn't finish it...but I did!! Private rooms. But it cost around 140 bones...to rich for my blood. Of course, I took my time, I should have blown the wad after 2-3 songs and I would have been alright but too much alchohol was in the system to do that.
Any info you can give on all these things would be helpful. Also, where do you find the SW's then? I heard the stuff off Nebraska is a bunch of TS's or drag queens.
Brilliant from Vigill Orlando
Picked this up on another city site. I think these rules should apply to all sw's:
It's been slow... so I decided to repost this, all together, in one place.
Rule #1 When I am done, GET OUT OF MY CAR!
Rule #2 See rule #1, just needs to be said twice
Rule #3 If you think you are going to light the pipe in my ride, think again.
Rule #4 If You need a ride at the end and I am feeling gracious enough to bend rule #1, it better be close, and you better know where the hell you are going.
Rule #5 I am not as comfortable as you with my status as a 'john', this means yelling to your your cracker-jack friends out my window will get you no where fast.
Rule #6 I am paying you, at the very least act interested.
Rule #7 Acting like a Jerry Springer guest on crank is not cool, stop freaking out.
Rule #8 I have good eyesight, I don't need you to jump up and down, wave, send up flares, etc. before I pick you up. If I drive by you and pass you up, its becuase A) Not interested B) I'm busy C) You have a face/body that could stop a clock D) You look like Steve Buscemi on glue-bender. make eye contact.. thats all I need and thats all I prefer. I may well drive by a few times, it's all about my comfort level.
Rule #9 If you give me lack luster service, you will compensated accordingly. I mean really, is this why you are doing what your doing, did the formula for success as a waitress truly baffle you?
Rule #10 Act polite, small talk relaxs everyone involved. Small talk about your court date for felony assault doesn't.
Rule #11 Asking me if I am the police is about the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. Reach over and give me a gentle squeeze, thats the proof (or hey, atleast it works for me.)
Rule #12 You need to supply the condoms, not me. I can't have that shit hanging around my car. I don't bring my own sugar for my coffee at Denny's.
Rule #13 State the way you want me to 'release' before hand...
Rule #14 Wash that funky ass (thanks net pro..good call)
Rule #15 Its my car, don't change the radio stations, adjust the seats or anything that I will have to reset later (or alternately forget to reset and have to answer the questions like 'Who adjusted this seat?')
Rule #16 I'm not sure about anyone else, but I will NEVER pick up a girl whos' pimp/boyfriend/WTF ever is following, lose the dude and we can do business. (If Cameron Diaz was turning tricks in Gastonia and her pimp was with her, I swear I would drive on by...)
Rule #17 Put out the cigarette..... unless you're like me and smoke in which case feel free(to smoke your own)
Rule #18 If you rip me off, I will make it my lifes work to find you and run you over. Lest you forget, you are a street WALKER, I am a street DRIVER, you must see the advantages of my situation.
Rule #19 GET OUT OF MY CAR WHEN I AM DONE!!
Oh and why don't we have any pictures?
nothing but gays??? oh dude yer thinkin bout the Playhouse. Trust me..that aint the place I'm thinkin of. LOL
Saturday nights especially, there are couples..male female couples..who go to one of the other theaters in that area. Now some just wanna be watched, some don't wanna do anything at all <and then get scared away by a-holes who crowd them and make them uncomfortable> but ohhhh the couples with the females that want to play. That makes it alll worthwhile.
and of course, like I said, you'll occassionally find professional help as well.
You can BC me at GentlemanPervy1<nospam>@hotmail.com. I'm curious about where you found street meat. I"m not sure where it is anymore in Tampa, either. Hillsborough on your way out of town used to have sexy entrepenuers.
Why is it that women think that they need to be pretty for us to invite them in?
The other day I was driving along a well known road named after a state. While on that road i decide to stop at a local dollar store and see what was worth while to purchase.
Low and behold two women approached my car as I parked and asked for a ride, but seeing as I was going into the dollar store, to shop, I did not offer them a ride.
So, in turn, one of the girls made such a rude comment as to say that if I thought that she was ugly, she did not want to take a ride from me anyways. She turned up her nose and walked away, telling her friend that she was going into the dollar store and was going to grab some make up to fix herself up.
The other girl though really needed a ride. She persisted on asking me to help her out. She said that she needed to get to her hotel to stay the night and would be grateful if I drove her.
Low and behold I let her in the car. Her friend saw from inside the store and got very angry. Unfortunately she was not kind enough to ask me in a civil manner. So she stayed behind.
As we got to the hotel she told me how grateful she was, and invited me in. She said that she would prove how good of a person I was for picking her up.
Not going in would have been ungentlemanly, so I obliged her and went in as she had requested.
She must have been a nun, because she was willing to take charity. She offered to compensate me by relieving me of some of my money, and Earthly stress. Seeing this as an opportunity to help those in need I did so.
She taught me so many lessons that day. Over and over. Especially ones like, it is better to give then receive. Give? I certainly did.
The moral of this story is: Vanity is a sin and those who are nice and caring get what they want.
I will be traveling to your area in three weeks for a long weekend. I am hopeful that someone could help me find a fine young lady of my dreams while I am in town.
I am from the Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio region and travel the area extensively for business. If you are ever in the area and would like to save some time locating the lady of your dreams, let me know.
Now, to tell you about the lady of my dreams. I would like to find a young hardbodied afro-american lady, tall, very slim, firm buttocks, no belly, good personality, and breast size does not matter as long as they are real and not saggy.
If you know of an escort, dancer, or massage therapist that fits this description, I sure would appreciate your help. You can contact me at: soaringwill@hotmail.com.
Any other information about the action in the Tampa area would be appreciated. Just a note for anyone eve4r headed to Columbus, Ohio - If you call an escort in the phone book, plan on getting ripped off.
Looks like the Tampa scene hasn't changed since I left 5 yrs ago. Well what does change in Tampa? hehe
I went to the Ybor Strip club web page and omg they have some hotties these days! Anyone had any fun with them in the back? I used to DATY, finger and of course suck on the titties there. Was able to do this with a bunch of the girls. I think I could have relieved myself but I think it was self serv.
Goldrush was nasty then and is still nasty I guess. It was a mix of some lookers and some you wanted to tip so they would stay clothed! Did score some weed there one time though. ;)
There was a lingerie type place that I used to get full service at, I will have to check if they are still there.
Anyone going to Guavaween? :D
Why pay more when you can have a bargain deal.
In a country filled with deals and deals galore, we search for the ultimate bargain, but some do not mind paying more then something is worth just because they can.
Well I say it is the american dream to pay as little as possible for the proper service.
If you are going to take your car out for a cleaning make sure you know what you are paying for.
Certain people have certain price ranges that they have to do the job and do the job right.
If you were just to drive up to a car wash and stick your car in to have it relieved of up much built up scum. Do so. It is your perogative, but take heed, use protection. Make sure your car is fully covered in wax. You never know what scum was left inside or on the car wash.
Never pay more then 40 for full service at a street level car wash. That would also include the spit shine.
On the other hand if you want to go to an established car detailer that will personally get all the scum off of your car with a personal touch of elegance, you can go to a shop.
At a detail shop they prefer if you bring your own wax and like to get tipped for extra service. The more you tip the better the cleaning you get. Aslo the more you got to the same provider of car cleaning the better they clean your car. All they want is to get paid, but if you are friendly you can get things cheaper.
Payment on professional shop cleanings deepend how bad you want your scum cleaned from your car, but usually you can get full service including a spit shine for 200.
Want in call scum cleaning service for your car?
Most people do not, because they think that in call scum cleaning costs an arm and a leg. Truth is some in call scum cleaners do try to charge a lot. Some even come over saying that they do full service only to have you scrub your own car. If you get the right cleaner though, you will be in business for the cleaning of your life. They usually do spit shine with no wax between them and the car.
You can pay as little as 150 for this service but cost can go all the way up to 300. If you pay more then that you are paying too much.
So again the run down on prices: street cleaning, no more then 40 for full service, detail shop, bring your own wax, no more then 200 for full service, and incall cleaning, sky is the limit, no more then 300 for a full service.
As always with different providers your milage may very.
If anything you could always stay home and watch a video and buff your own car by hand.
Always look for the bargain and keep the prices low. The more people pay the more the rest of us have to also.
Hey I just hung out with my friend from tampa.
I told her about this site and she said that she would like to have her pic on it. I told her it was fine so we went ahead and made some pics.
She told me that she wanted to have her Info put on the bottom of the pics so anyone could talk to her.
I am going to put a second one of her.
She is a nice girl and likes to meet new people.
I wanted to point out to everyone the ability to send Private Messages using the software on this site has now been activated. It works well.
However, there is no default "On" setting. You need to physically turn it on by following the instructions on the site.
-Uncle Otto
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Does anyone still use the Tampa board?
This used to be very fast paced action packed board with news and reviews.
So what is wrong?
Does Tampa smell of old snatch?
Anyone who reads should write also. Please put your two cents in.
Anyone who reads at least stop and post the words "Tampa is still alive" or somethign to show you care.
I'm still here.
Since I don't live in Tampa, I haven't mongered.
Since nobody has posted info, I haven't known where to monger.
I *hope* Tampa is still alive..:-)
Tampa seems to be plenty alive. I was only in town for one night but had my fill. First stop was Ybor Strip, which I'd read about but never had a chance to try. This place blows Mons and 2001 away. The girls are friendly and beutiful and have none of the attitude or pushiness. There's nothing like a full contact nude lapdance to get a man's juices flowing, so I had several. "Eve" in particular was a delight, a Korean-American gal with a very sensual touch.
After that I wasn't sure where I was going, so I just drove for a bit. Tampa's an easy city to get around. I rode down Nebraska, where I spotted two or three SW. One brunette was standing in front of a motel, either the Jayhawk or the Oaks. I could have swung around for her, but I didn't.
Took a left at MLK and went past the stadium to Pink Pony. This is my kind of sleazy place! I hadn't been in the PP long before the tall brunette I'd tipped on stage came down and said "want to play with me and my friend in the back room?" Thinking her "friend" was part of her body I agreed. Imagine my surprise when a shorter brunette named Jana joined us!
The first girl, Madeline, was rather standoffish (kept brushing my hands of whenever they roamed below her waist). Jana was much friendlier and friskier, so I dismissed Madeline. A 2-person lapdance is weird, anyway. Jana began playing with little Mr. Mancha through my shorts, so I lifted the leg to give her better access. Then I suggested she kiss him, for an appropriate tip. She readily agreed and a cover was donned.
Between the cover charge and the dance charges you're unlikely to get a CBJ at the Pony for much less than a Franklin. Part of that is for the atmosphere, though, and in that department the Pony blows away other delightful dens of sleaze.
later in the evening I had a chance to ride down Nebraska again. Plenty of cop cars, and a few SW of both genders. Most of them pretty rough-looking.
I also had fun at an AMP, which I'll write about tomorrow.
All of this is fiction. I'm a very creative writer, yano.
- De La M
I returned to Ybor Strip later in the evening and was not surprised that I was required to pay a second cover charge even though I'd paid a few hours earlier. One of the dancers WAS, and summoned the manager for me. The manager didn't give me a refund but did give me several passes to come without a cover later. I was surprised to find a dancer and a manager who both cared what the customer thought of the place. Definitely an extraordinary club!
(I didn't feel it was wise to take the free passes home and risk a "what's this, honey?" discussion. I left them in the Escorts section of the Yellow Pages in my hotel room. Congratulations to the next lucky perv in room 1442.)
After a few wonderful lapdances from the caring dancer, Monique, I left the club shortly after midnight. I rode back down Nebraska, where I saw several squad cars, a couple of he-shes and a couple of very rough-looking SW. Nobody I wanted to stop for.
Next stop was Bangkok Spa on Kennedy, where I've always left happy. My attendant was Sarah, a slim lady with good English and better-than-usual French (translated). I tipped her the usual 4 jacksons, though she tried to get more (she also told me that the tip for everything on the menu is 140!). Her French was quite good, though, and it's not usually well-spoken at most AMPs. I left with a smile on my face. Now if I can get the same hotel room on my next Tampa trip.
De La M