AMP Tips and Guidelines

Clever trick! Definitely using it next time.

[QUOTE=SrGuy;3250795]Excellent advice. I also found that just browsing this site for a while taught me stuff I would never have thought to ask about.

On a personal note, I've found that silently flashing a $ bill and a cover (but putting them back in my pocket) BEFORE paying the house fee shows my expectations with excellent results. Any objection (like the provider shaking her head or raising 2 fingers) can be addressed immediately, and it gives you the option to abort and go elsewhere. For me, nothing dampens the mood quite like getting less than I expected, and negotiating mid-stream gives the provider a major advantage since your little head is now on her side.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrBill469;2893461]
I can only really speak to the AMP's I've been to, but my FAVORITE is always chocked full of clients on Friday mornings, and the attendants have told me that they're not usually very busy on Sundays. So, there's [B]THAT[/B] (for what it's worth). I've quit even trying to go to that place on Friday mornings anymore (even though that is the most convenient time for [B]ME[/B]), as the last Friday AM I was there, I had to wait my turn for the Table Shower (like 15 minutes), then the service was cut a little short on the "after-action" massage time (with sincere apologies), and on my exit, with all four rooms occupied (two girls working!) and one guy standing in the front vestibule, I had to exit through the back door so as not to pass another guy! That was the most congested experience I've ever had, but others have been obviously rushed due to "busy time!
[/QUOTE]So, I think you nailed it Mr. Bill.

I originally posed this questions after finding the 'Popular Times' feature on Google Maps. By collecting GPS data from people's phones, they can measure how busy places are at different times. It's a little scary, but also useful information. I first noticed this looking at strip clubs. I saw a pattern between all of them that Monday is actually the slowest night, not Sunday (as I had previously believed). With strip clubs, I like to first go on a busy night to meet a top quality girl, then find out when she works and visit on slow nights to see her after that.

I thought I could apply the same strategy to MPs. A lot of MPs only have one or two girls there and apparently never have enough customers to count on the 'Popular Times' feature. But I saw that the feature does show up for some of the bigger ones, which I've attached some screenshots of.

It confirms what Mr. Bill said about Fridays being the peak. What's the explanation? This must be because a lot of people get paid on Friday and feel like they have money to burn? It looks like Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday are the best times to go if you want a quiet / unrushed experience.

[QUOTE=JosephAlfonso;1608094]Obviously a newbie to the forums but I feel like the LE is heating up in my local AMP's I was wondering if there was a bust during my massage. What should I do? What should I say? And what are the consequences of being there? (New England area) any help from seniors or insight would be great.[/QUOTE]Always remember little Bro. You are just getting a (massage because of your bad back)! Nothing more! You have the right to a massage, with, or without your cloths on! You didn't give them the Lic. ,Permit, for the Buss. So you don't know anything about what is going on, or them! I don't like the Cover, money on the table trick, you can get busted for intent, if they bust in on you! Ask if they are holding you? You want a lawyer, keep your mouth shut, "(they are not your friend) ,you just wanted a "good massage for your bad back!" side note: when the big bust came to (Warren, Ohio,) a few years ago on AMPs, didn't hear of one customer getting charged! Drk big head!

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3263442]Always remember little Bro. You are just getting a (massage because of your bad back)! Nothing more! You have the right to a massage, with, or without your cloths on! You didn't give them the Lic. ,Permit, for the Buss. So you don't know anything about what is going on, or them! I don't like the Cover, money on the table trick, you can get busted for intent, if they bust in on you! Ask if they are holding you? You want a lawyer, keep your mouth shut, "(they are not your friend) ,you just wanted a "good massage for your bad back!" side note: when the big bust came to (Warren, Ohio,) a few years ago on AMPs, didn't hear of one customer getting charged! Drk big head![/QUOTE]Good Info!

A tip for new mongers or those trying out a new place:

I've found that paying the house with a $100 bill, regardless of the charge, always makes them a bit friendlier right off the bat. It's more subtle (and safer) than leaving money on a table, since they know you have the change. And it still allows you the option of paying less later if the service is lacking. (Just remember to actually get your change.).

I'm considering getting a 4 hand massage soon.

Any thoughts, tips or tricks?

I'm assuming you tip them both the standard rate (I. E. Double out-of-pocket cost).

Thanks.

[QUOTE=OldCityJoe;3303585]I'm considering getting a 4 hand massage soon.

Any thoughts, tips or tricks?

I'm assuming you tip them both the standard rate (I. E. Double out-of-pocket cost).

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Most of the time I do it so the chicks can have someone to talk to. They seem more energetic with 4 hands. Some might try to talk to you.

[QUOTE=OldCityJoe;3303585]I'm considering getting a 4 hand massage soon.

Any thoughts, tips or tricks?

I'm assuming you tip them both the standard rate (I. E. Double out-of-pocket cost).[/QUOTE]I'm not sure of the proper rates, but I received a 4 hand massage for one hour at a Vegas AMP (off the beaten path) a few years back. House was $ and I tipped. 4 each which was probably high considering only one handled the goods. The experience was not what I had hoped for and haven't done 4 hands in a while.

-USTraveller.

I love getting Tantra and Nuru massage in New York, I've found a nice cozy and discreet studio downtown Manhattan (not sure if I can post the links here but anyway [URL]http://happyandgirls.com[/URL]) and I love the girls there. They don't just give you a handjob at the end but also give you a great strong relaxing full body massage, prostate and Lingam massage which feels amazing.

As for the spiritual part of the session and generation & movement of the sexual energy. Has anyone experienced something like this while getting the sensual bodywork in New York? If yes, where?

[QUOTE=OldCityJoe;3303585]I'm considering getting a 4 hand massage soon.

Any thoughts, tips or tricks?

I'm assuming you tip them both the standard rate (I. E. Double out-of-pocket cost).

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I would not personally recommend a 4 hand massage. I have tried this type of massage many times in Asia. In Bali, I had once 8 hands massage. Basically every time the girls have just been giggling and talking to each other. I have once actually got a decent 4 hand massage in NYC. These girls were Chinese and they did not talk more than few times with each other. However the massage was decent.

You can also find some specific massage techniques from here: [URL]http://www.adultwiki.org/wiki/Erotic_massage[/URL].

Another good option is Prostate massage. I know this scares most men, but it does not mean that the girl will stick something in to the hole. Most of the time they can just rub at the surrounding areas. I can recommend one place in East Village, NYC where they do this. Same place where I got the decent 4 hand massage.

I wouldn't recommend it. Usually a lot of talking and one leaving for reason or another and twice the tip.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Just curious if AMP arrests are made outside of the raids? Has anyone ever heard of LEO retroactively making arrests of mongers following raids. It's been 7 months since this place was closed, but was mainly just curious about this as AMPs have been seeing more heat lately.

[QUOTE=OldCityJoe;3303585]I'm considering getting a 4 hand massage soon.

Any thoughts, tips or tricks?

I'm assuming you tip them both the standard rate (I. E. Double out-of-pocket cost).

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Just get individual massages first. Get a feel for whose the best then request your top 2. And imagine one girl working the shaft while the other works the balls. Crazy feeling. And if they are good pressing your knots out that's a bonus.

Does the time of day effect who you get? I try to go on off hours late morning / early afternoon, but I can't help but get worried that all of the hot girls will be off at those times, would there be a good balance for that in between?

[QUOTE=AshRein;3848940]Does the time of day effect who you get? I try to go on off hours late morning / early afternoon, but I can't help but get worried that all of the hot girls will be off at those times, would there be a good balance for that in between?[/QUOTE]Personally, picking the Time of Day for me means go when it's less busy. The quality of talent may or may not be affected. A place with Hot, Young ladies will probably have them all day. A place with mature ladies will probably have the same 2 or 3 all day. Later afternoon and evening is when it picks up with the doorbell ringing every 10 minutes. YMMV at any time with any girl at one of these places.

It's not like the afternoon shift at a strip club.

-USTraveller.