Stupid shit in St Louis

[QUOTE=SlickWill;2779684]I have only met a few girls from CL I still see one once a week her name is Marie and lives in south St. Louis. She is white and a super cool chick gives great head and rides it like she is a jockey running the Kentucky derby she has toys and will do anything you ask. She has a town home that her and her big dog stay at. The dog is friendly I think it's there just for looks more than anything and she does put him up when it's time to play.[/QUOTE]This post is useless. I guess it's just bragging?

[QUOTE=Hesdeadjim;2776296]Actually, no. It has a lot to do with wannabe pimps trying to recruit. You'll notice a lot of those ads specify "AA under 30".[/QUOTE]The homefront probably doesn't want their woman getting anything that's too much like home. Better she bang someone more like her dad or grandpa than her baby daddy pimp or dealer haha.

Hey gents.

If anyone has seen this lady let me know. Haven't found a review or anything, which is unusual for me. Just answer here or PM if needed. Thanks in advance.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-playmate-ready-for-some-fun/18951929[/URL]

Not the first time this has happened, probably not going to be the last. Getting really tired of all these ads have in a picture in it that say "time wasters will nuot be tolerated!" I got to tell you, a lot of these girls are the biggest time wasters on the planet.

My latest time waster was Miss Amazing Heights. Her ad said I needed to text. So I did. An hour later I text again how about 10 minutes after she reposted her ad on Backpage. She texted back that she was available. I immediately texted her back asking when I could come by. Nothing. An hour later just for the heck of it I asked her if she was not available anymore. She immediately responded saying yes I am I'm just traveling to my place I will let you know when I get there. Then nothing. I mean who does she think is buying her lies? You don't post an ad and tell someone you're available when you're hours away from your location. Put on the big girl panties, suck it up and text me back letting me know that you're not available anymore so you don't waste my fucking time. I had turned down two other answers because she was the first one that texted back and said she was available. When I tried to contact those others, they were no longer available. My whole fucking Saturday afternoon shot down the tubes. Thank Miss Amazing Heights. I won't forget it and none of you should either.

EDIT: I should mention that I also did try calling by voice. Those went unanswered.

[QUOTE=Hesdeadjim;2787044]Not the first time this has happened, probably not going to be the last. Getting really tired of all these ads have in a picture in it that say "time wasters will nuot be tolerated!" I got to tell you, a lot of these girls are the biggest time wasters on the planet.

My latest time waster was Miss Amazing Heights. Her ad said I needed to text. So I did. An hour later I text again how about 10 minutes after she reposted her ad on Backpage. She texted back that she was available. I immediately texted her back asking when I could come by. Nothing. An hour later just for the heck of it I asked her if she was not available anymore. She immediately responded saying yes I am I'm just traveling to my place I will let you know when I get there. Then nothing. I mean who does she think is buying her lies? You don't post an ad and tell someone you're available when you're hours away from your location. Put on the big girl panties, suck it up and text me back letting me know that you're not available anymore so you don't waste my fucking time. I had turned down two other answers because she was the first one that texted back and said she was available. When I tried to contact those others, they were no longer available. My whole fucking Saturday afternoon shot down the tubes. Thank Miss Amazing Heights. I won't forget it and none of you should either.

EDIT: I should mention that I also did try calling by voice. Those went unanswered.[/QUOTE]Believe me, you didn't miss anything. This gal is horrible! Talks incessantly about aliens and "big brother". The only time her mouth is shut is when your covered dick is in it. Be glad you saved your money and to all others, you have been warned. Avoid this psycho at all costs.

[QUOTE=Hesdeadjim;2787044]Not the first time this has happened, probably not going to be the last. Getting really tired of all these ads have in a picture in it that say "time wasters will nuot be tolerated!" I got to tell you, a lot of these girls are the biggest time wasters on the planet.

My latest time waster was Miss Amazing Heights. Her ad said I needed to text. So I did. An hour later I text again how about 10 minutes after she reposted her ad on Backpage. She texted back that she was available. I immediately texted her back asking when I could come by. Nothing. An hour later just for the heck of it I asked her if she was not available anymore. She immediately responded saying yes I am I'm just traveling to my place I will let you know when I get there. Then nothing. I mean who does she think is buying her lies? You don't post an ad and tell someone you're available when you're hours away from your location. Put on the big girl panties, suck it up and text me back letting me know that you're not available anymore so you don't waste my fucking time. I had turned down two other answers because she was the first one that texted back and said she was available. When I tried to contact those others, they were no longer available. My whole fucking Saturday afternoon shot down the tubes. Thank Miss Amazing Heights. I won't forget it and none of you should either.

EDIT: I should mention that I also did try calling by voice. Those went unanswered.[/QUOTE]More rants like this from everyone and we may get their attention, thanks for saving me some money.

[QUOTE=RocketmanStl;2787262]Believe me, you didn't miss anything. This gal is horrible! Talks incessantly about aliens and "big brother". The only time her mouth is shut is when your covered dick is in it. Be glad you saved your money and to all others, you have been warned. Avoid this psycho at all costs.[/QUOTE]What this guy said. She's the worst in St. Louis at the price point, to my knowledge. Just a nightmare.

What pissess me off is that I have shared infor with close to 60 people on here and only a few actually gave me something in return!! I have no problem helping new members out but make sure why'all return the favor.

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BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[QUOTE=Wyghost;2789349]Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, [URL]myredbook.com[/URL]'s pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat........[/QUOTE]Thanks dude it was at this point I laughed and shot beer out my nose. Hope you're happy.

[QUOTE=Hesdeadjim;2789730]Thanks dude it was at this point I laughed and shot beer out my nose. Hope you're happy.[/QUOTE]Some of us guys like them thick, curvy, bbw, etc. This is not a bad thing!

[QUOTE=Lee250;2790180]Some of us guys like them thick, curvy, bbw, etc. This is not a bad thing![/QUOTE]What's funny is when girls misrepresent themselves because they are upset with pictures of their own asses, which have been ruined by sitting on them and eating cheese puffs. Pic related 10/10 where fat should be on a female.

[QUOTE=MackleFord;2791723]What's funny is when girls misrepresent themselves because they are upset with pictures of their own asses, which have been ruined by sitting on them and eating cheese puffs. Pic related 10/10 where fat should be on a female.[/QUOTE]I laugh every time you post. Zoe, we all know its you and that you create fake aliases. SMH.

[QUOTE=Moego;2783764]This post is useless. I guess it's just bragging?[/QUOTE]Nope not bragging pm me I'll give you her email address I won't give out her number she can do that. I got overwhelmed with messages before that's why I didn't respond that stupid must wait one minute between replies thing sucks.

[QUOTE=Simplycool;2792720]I laugh every time you post. Zoe, we all know its you and that you create fake aliases. SMH.[/QUOTE]Thats my ex you retard.