Suitcase city shanking

So I have noticed that things have gotten a little heated in a couple of threads over here. In Orlando, there is a fight thread called the rat trap. That is usually where flame posts go. I'm surprised Tampa has lasted list long without a fight thread, but it looks like it is time.

Copied over from Orlando's one and only Rat Trap.

[QUOTE=Admin;2176861][BLUE]Since you guys refuse to stay on topic in ANY review thread I've given you a space for your unending arguments. There are other threads like this around the forum, Cincy has The Octagon, Detroit has Motor City Madness, in Boston it's The Massholes. In keeping with Orlando's main identity I thought Melee at Mickeys Castle was appropriate. You guys might think it's lame as fuck, if anybody has a better idea, feel free to suggest it.

There are a different set of rules in here. I won't redact fighting, you can call each other cocksuckers, stupid motherfuckers, whatever you want but no hate speech. The words, nigger, spick, kike, jap (but not Jap.) dot, ect. or any use of words intended to be racially or ethnically derogatory are still not allowed.

You may not post arrest or legal issues, nor unfounded STD reports, and as always absolutely nothing about anybody under the age of 18. Mostly what you can do it argue. What this means of course if there is ZERO tolerance on the review threads for that now. Normally it takes one infraction for a regular member to get put on permanent moderation and two for a senior to go back on. In Orlando now that number is the same for both, 1.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=ParlarPat;3185229]Suitcase City Shanking[/QUOTE]I'm partial to Pricks of Fire, personally. Although I doubt anyone outside of Tampa will get the reference. Meh, fuck 'them.

Reaper400 is an idiot. I just wanted to point that out to anyone reading this. I very rarely see his posts anymore because he's on my ignore list, now I only see when somebody responds to one of his idiotic remarks, which thank god, is not too often.

I assume I'm on his ignore list too, so he'll only see this if somebody replies to this post.

Monger on boys, monger on.

I think some of the members, including myself, should take more advantage of this thread to call each other out. From time to time, any of us can seem like idiots or infatuated with a girl or just plain stupid for no good reason. This thread is here for ALL to just flame on each other until everyone is exhausted and then get back to chasing pussy and in search of the ultimate cheap fuck with the girl of our dreams.

Excuse me while I, YAWN.

[QUOTE=Skiper;3251399]Reaper400 is an idiot. I just wanted to point that out to anyone reading this. I very rarely see his posts anymore because he's on my ignore list, now I only see when somebody responds to one of his idiotic remarks, which thank god, is not too often.

I assume I'm on his ignore list too, so he'll only see this if somebody replies to this post.

Monger on boys, monger on.[/QUOTE]Let me stir the pot then. We need to get some action going here guys.

[QUOTE=ParlarPat;3317531]Let me stir the pot then. We need to get some action going here guys.[/QUOTE]Alright fine. You know what grinds my fuckin' gears? Commenters who find it necessary to post their username at the end of their comments. Like "Domperron Out" or "Peace, DomPerron". Your username is automatically included in your comment every time. You don't need to sign the end of your comment so the world knows it was written by you. They already do. It's how this forum is built, you fucking clowns.

If you haven't noticed it yet, you will now. And when you do, feel free to come right back here and talk shit about it.

From the day I joined this board, I was immediately stunned by the wealth of information accessible to our hobby. Not being a novice to mongering, but new to Tampa, I took to reading as much as I could and as often as I could.

I have faithfully submitted my own reports, to include pics whenever possible, in order to not feel like a freeloader. That being said, I was and still am surprised at the level of estrogen shown by some of you. Something may start out as a good-natured quip, the recipient takes offense and the next thing you know we are reading parts of War & Peace while trying to sort out the pussy notes from last night.

I tend to give as good as I get in life, this definitely transferred over to this board when I became a member. I've been mongering for well over 30 years, as I am sure some of you have. The accumulated wealth of information we all share as a kind of "hive brain" here is only damaged when these senseless "flame wars" start up. Ok, so you fucked Hooker A and Joe down the block fucked her, too. You came on the board and posted a glowing review of how her BBBJ had you spurting so high it hit the ceiling fan and whisked all around the room; while Joe posts the opposite, claiming she wouldn't even touch his dick without a Cold-War era Soviet surplus Haz-mat suit on. You think Joe is full of shit, so you bash Joe on the board for daring to insult your newest hooker gem and Joe fires back that you are a "Captain". Blah blah blah fucking blah.

Can't we just talk about the pussy and leave it at that?

[QUOTE=Oscard;3313295]Excuse me while I, YAWN.[/QUOTE]It's obvious that's about all you do dude. God forbid you actually go out and get some pussy.

C5.

It would have been better if some Mongers had been swallowed.

(think about it, you may eventually 'get it'.

Some of us share on the sly, I quit commenting on those who advertise and there's rarely a SW that lights up my radar, but regardless I prefer local and if I can't get to it without a hassle then it's a hassle.

And I don't inflate my posts and and post pics to have others inflate my ego.

Go post them in the Seattle forum or the Hono-fucken-lulu forum.

Continue to inflate your ego by posting shots of pussy I wouldn't even try to get because they're skanky to me or a"a hassle" to get to. 90 minutes without traffic (when is that, 3 AM on a Tuesday morning?) might as well be 90 days away, so what fucken good does it do for anyone except you and your post count? And your tiny Ego?

Post some shots of Tampa ho's and then maybe you get some props from me, but until then?

You bore the fuck out of me.

You bore the f*ck out of me.

[QUOTE=Oscard;3320229]Some of us share on the sly, I quit commenting on those who advertise and there's rarely a SW that lights up my radar, but regardless I prefer local and if I can't get to it without a hassle then it's a hassle.

And I don't inflate my posts and and post pics to have others inflate my ego.

Go post them int he Seattle forum or the Hono-fucken-lulu forum.

Continue to inflate your ego by posting shots of pussy I wouldn't even try to get because they're skanky to me or a"a hassle" to get to. 90 minutes without traffic (when is that, 3 AM on a Tuesday morning?) might as well be 90 days away, so what fucken good does it do for anyone except you and your post count? And your tiny Ego?

Post some shots of Tampa ho's and then maybe you get some props from me, but until then?

You bore the fuck out of me.[/QUOTE]Sorry I bore you brother. I will do my best to make sure you fucking bored with me asshole! LOL! Do you think my posts are just for you? Do you have any idea how many people follow my posts on a daily basis all over the world on this great forum that Jackson has provided?

You're a old man who probably can't do shit with pussy anyway. Have you ever heard of the IGNORE feature on this site fool? So don't flatter yourself asshole! You stay you're old ass there in Tampa and trust me I will definitely be hitting up Tampa soon! I love the Tampa strip club's. So until the next time Oscar, suck my dick!

C5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3320739]Sorry I bore you brother. I will do my best to make sure you fucking bored with me asshole! LOL! Do you think my posts are just for you? Do you have any idea how many people follow my posts on a daily basis all over the world on this great forum that Jackson has provided?

You're a old man who probably can't do shit with pussy anyway. Have you ever heard of the IGNORE feature on this site fool? So don't flatter yourself asshole! You stay you're old ass there in Tampa and trust me I will definitely be hitting up Tampa soon! I love the Tampa strip club's. So until the next time Oscar, suck my dick!

C5.[/QUOTE]Well, well, well. Seems like I hit a chord. You want for me to put you on ignore instead of this mano why mano bantering? LOL! Quit much?

You're only chasing the street ho's cause the only way you can get your dick wet by a real woman is when she pours her drink onto the lap of a pathetic little man and his. Pathetic little man.

And Skippy, you have no idea what I can and can't do. You have no idea of what I can and can't pull and most importantly you have no idea of who I share my info with and what is shared. But rest assured if I choose to share with anyone it's those who aren't bloated by self worth.

And naaaahh. I don't think you post for me, you post for you that much is plain and clear and that's my beef. I don't give a fuck what's happening 2 hours away, but you seem to be a rooster looking fora sunrise so you can crow wherever and whenever you can. And have everyone look at you. Makes the ego bigger, but doesn't do much for the other.

" Do you have any idea how many people follow my posts on a daily basis all over the world".

Self identify with your posts total much? You some sort of monger god? Even CookyJar himself stays in the Philly forums, take a cue, Mr want to Be.

So tell me, hows does the god of street ho's go over in the Oslo forumsor the Peth forums or the Buenos Aires forms with his pictures of Mousetown sluts?

What? You don't post there? Why not? You could build up your post total with all thosee forums and throw crumbs to the mere mortals, all your adoring fans throughout the world who follow your every move hoping one day to be as self-important as you are.

You really do bore the fuck out of me, but this? This is fun!

If you post an opinion that A2 deems argumentative, it has to be on this thread or you get penalized and put on monitor for 6 months.

I would like to suggest, if you post on Ria outside of her link, the same thing happens. I am sick of hearing Ria, Ria, Ria needs money. I saw her once and will never go back. Same goes for Snow (although she does not have a thread and it does not happen as often). Putting a member on ignore doesn't work because it is done by multiple members who also contribute good reports on other girls.

All it takes is a decision and declaration by A2.

Some of you on here are idiots. Plain and simple. You know who you are. You're the pathetic whiners who never contribute shit and are like little fucking birds peeping away with your pie holes, saying, "do you have free info for me because I'm too chicken shit to do anything for myself?" You guys who just want the rest of us to serve up a girl for you and make sure you won't have to take a chance on a bad experience. Man up! Grow up! Get a set of fucking balls and hit the streets and motels. Geez, you are such losers. Probably still live at home with your Mama who has to wipe your ass and powder and dry it because you can't even do that for yourself. What is wrong with you guys? No wonder you never get laid. Do you even have a job or any money to take care of one of these street girls, let along a BP girl? Do you just spend all your time jacking off to the pictures that get posted because you're too scared to fuck a real chick? Stay at home with your beat sock and stream free porno on your smartphones if you're that scared. Get real, dumbasses!

And you other assholes filling up my inbox with crap about this or that girl has some STD. OK. So what. Most of those are from some White Knight, Captain Save a Ho who is love sick over some hooker! Are you for real?! Anyway, if you haven't had the drips and pissed razor blades at least once then you are either damn lucky or not serious. Be a player. Take your chances.

I am glad that there are so many of you fucking Beta males out there. Kiss my ass and love it!

Yeah, this is argumentative. That's what this thread is for. So, all you morons, if this is you, give it your best shot to respond.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3323998]Some of you on here are idiots. Plain and simple. You know who you are. You're the pathetic whiners who never contribute shit and are like little fucking birds peeping away with your pie holes, saying, "do you have free info for me because I'm too chicken shit to do anything for myself?" You guys who just want the rest of us to serve up a girl for you and make sure you won't have to take a chance on a bad experience. Man up! Grow up! Get a set of fucking balls and hit the streets and motels. Geez, you are such losers. Probably still live at home with your Mama who has to wipe your ass and powder and dry it because you can't even do that for yourself. What is wrong with you guys? No wonder you never get laid. Do you even have a job or any money to take care of one of these street girls, let along a BP girl? Do you just spend all your time jacking off to the pictures that get posted because you're too scared to fuck a real chick? Stay at home with your beat sock and stream free porno on your smartphones if you're that scared. Get real, dumbasses!

And you other assholes filling up my inbox with crap about this or that girl has some STD. OK. So what. Most of those are from some White Knight, Captain Save a Ho who is love sick over some hooker! Are you for real?! Anyway, if you haven't had the drips and pissed razor blades at least once then you are either damn lucky or not serious. Be a player. Take your chances.

I am glad that there are so many of you fucking Beta males out there. Kiss my ass and love it!

Yeah, this is argumentative. That's what this thread is for. So, all you morons, if this is you, give it your best shot to respond.[/QUOTE]Ok, I'll bite. And I'm even an easy target as I am a new member / long time lurker.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret that you obviously aren't aware of Hoss. Some of us are too fucking busy to constantly post reports on this girl or that girl, and that's the reason we came here in the first place was to save ourselves the time and hassle of TOFTT. Thats the whole purpose of this forum genius. To educate ourselves from the mistakes (or successes) of others, so we don't fucking have to TOFTT. What a concept, right?

Problem is the elitist asshats like yourself who think that the phone number to some skag I probably wouldn't fuck even on a dare is some sort of top secret info protected like its the fucking KFC recipe or something. "Senior members only" as if you were "made" guys or something. Its laughable. And then you douchbags brag about DATY of some hag for $20 or $30 bucks, and post a photo of some slob I wouldn't fuck even if you paid me 10 grand. DATY? Ugh, I puked in my mouth a little just looking at the photo.

So congratulations. You have 500-some posts, and "big-shot" senior member status. Thats just fabulous, and perhaps you should put it on your resume. Me, well I just like to get my dick sucked once in a while by someone new, and am not looking to become the "Consumers Reports" for the Tampa hooker scene.

So fire back if so inclined. Who knows, maybe this site might nominate you for "Poster of the Month" or something. Or not.

Hey, Chris5, I'm calling you out, Dude! Stop posting all those pictures of good looking women from OBT on our pristine Tampa board. What is your point? Are you just rubbing it in our faces that we have ugly, fat girls with no teeth. So what?! I bet our Tampa skanks could beat the shit out of any of those OBT college girls any day. We take pride in these Tampa sluts who suck our dicks for cheap and look like shit on a shingle. We have low standards and like it that way, Dude, so stop making fun of us. Better yet, saddle up and get your ass over here and contribute to the Tampa hooker economy instead of hiding out in O-Town all safe and secure. You just haven't lived until you've had some cheap Tampa pussy, smelling like a 3 day old fish in the sun, gagging on your dick and losing her teeth. Are you man enough for that? LOL.

[QUOTE=SouthCounty916;3324573]Ok, I'll bite. And I'm even an easy target as I am a new member / long time lurker.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret that you obviously aren't aware of Hoss. Some of us are too fucking busy to constantly post reports on this girl or that girl, and that's the reason we came here in the first place was to save ourselves the time and hassle of TOFTT. Thats the whole purpose of this forum genius. To educate ourselves from the mistakes (or successes) of others, so we don't fucking have to TOFTT. What a concept, right?

Problem is the elitist asshats like yourself who think that the phone number to some skag I probably wouldn't fuck even on a dare is some sort of top secret info protected like its the fucking KFC recipe or something. "Senior members only" as if you were "made" guys or something. Its laughable. And then you douchbags brag about DATY of some hag for $20 or $30 bucks, and post a photo of some slob I wouldn't fuck even if you paid me 10 grand. DATY? Ugh, I puked in my mouth a little just looking at the photo.

So congratulations. You have 500-some posts, and "big-shot" senior member status. Thats just fabulous, and perhaps you should put it on your resume. Me, well I just like to get my dick sucked once in a while by someone new, and am not looking to become the "Consumers Reports" for the Tampa hooker scene.

So fire back if so inclined. Who knows, maybe this site might nominate you for "Poster of the Month" or something. Or not.[/QUOTE]Finally! Someone with some balls. You silent pussies out there could learn a thing or two about a throw down instead of whimpering in the dark. LOL.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3325136]Hey, Chris5, I'm calling you out, Dude! Stop posting all those pictures of good looking women from OBT on our pristine Tampa board. What is your point? Are you just rubbing it in our faces that we have ugly, fat girls with no teeth. So what?! I bet our Tampa skanks could beat the shit out of any of those OBT college girls any day. We take pride in these Tampa sluts who suck our dicks for cheap and look like shit on a shingle. We have low standards and like it that way, Dude, so stop making fun of us. Better yet, saddle up and get your ass over here and contribute to the Tampa hooker economy instead of hiding out in O-Town all safe and secure. You just haven't lived until you've had some cheap Tampa pussy, smelling like a 3 day old fish in the sun, gagging on your dick and losing her teeth. Are you man enough for that? LOL.[/QUOTE]Lmao! Should I apologize my Tampa brother? Dude you must understand that I've set very high goals in life! My goal is too fuck every single cheap hooker I bump into!! This is a very hard task! LOL! And everyone always told me I would NEVER amount to ANYTHING in life!! I sure showed them!! LOL!!

Dude I will venture to Tampa very soon as I seriously want to bang a couple of well known hookers there! I've been in contact with them and there anxiously awaiting my arrival! I will Pzm you there names as if I mention them here I may get cockblocked by the Tampa asshole mongers.

Orlando is hooker city dude!! Many model like beauties here! The main problem here is the douche bag mongers who are complete fucking idiot's and have zero clue how to monger! Orlando mongers are beyond pathetic. The constant whining and overpaying and the captain's fall in love quickly and want to SAVE these hookers.

Orlando is a absolute joke. We need more mongers like yourself in Orlando. If you want I'll ship you a few paradise trail hookers to borrow! But you must promise to send them back when you're done filling their pussies up!!

C5.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3323998]Some of you on here are idiots. Plain and simple. You know who you are. You're the pathetic whiners who never contribute shit and are like little fucking birds peeping away with your pie holes, saying, "do you have free info for me because I'm too chicken shit to do anything for myself?" You guys who just want the rest of us to serve up a girl for you and make sure you won't have to take a chance on a bad experience. Man up! Grow up! Get a set of fucking balls and hit the streets and motels. Geez, you are such losers. Probably still live at home with your Mama who has to wipe your ass and powder and dry it because you can't even do that for yourself. What is wrong with you guys? No wonder you never get laid. Do you even have a job or any money to take care of one of these street girls, let along a BP girl? Do you just spend all your time jacking off to the pictures that get posted because you're too scared to fuck a real chick? Stay at home with your beat sock and stream free porno on your smartphones if you're that scared. Get real, dumbasses!

And you other assholes filling up my inbox with crap about this or that girl has some STD. OK. So what. Most of those are from some White Knight, Captain Save a Ho who is love sick over some hooker! Are you for real?! Anyway, if you haven't had the drips and pissed razor blades at least once then you are either damn lucky or not serious. Be a player. Take your chances.

I am glad that there are so many of you fucking Beta males out there. Kiss my ass and love it!

Yeah, this is argumentative. That's what this thread is for. So, all you morons, if this is you, give it your best shot to respond.[/QUOTE]Trust me dude, The Orlando mongers are the worst of the worst! By the way, Tampa Oscard is my new Tampa Stalker!! I told him I will allow him to wash my ball's with soap and shampoo. God forbid he actually does a dream. LOL.

C5.

Son, we live in a world that has hookers, and those hookers have to be hunted, fucked, and reviewed by men with real dicks. Who's going to do it? You whiny losers? You, Reaper400? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for some junkie hooker who you fell in love with and got locked up, ripped you off, or didn't swallow your cum, and you curse the Senior Members for not sharing. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the junkie hooker's misfortunes, while tragic, probably saved someone their hard earned cash. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves other Dudes from being ripped off. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to TOFTT, you need me posting reviews and sharing information. We use words like White Knight, Captain Save a Ho, skank, rip off, cash and dash. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a street girl, and post a review. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3325651]Son, we live in a world that has hookers, and those hookers have to be hunted, fucked, and reviewed by men with real dicks. Who's going to do it? You whiny losers? You, Reaper400? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for some junkie hooker who you fell in love with and got locked up, ripped you off, or didn't swallow your cum, and you curse the Senior Members for not sharing. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the junkie hooker's misfortunes, while tragic, probably saved someone their hard earned cash. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves other Dudes from being ripped off. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to TOFTT, you need me posting reviews and sharing information. We use words like White Knight, Captain Save a Ho, skank, rip off, cash and dash. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a street girl, and post a review. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.[/QUOTE]A Few Good Men. Definitely something we could use up in this *****.

Bravo!

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3325651]Son, we live in a world that has hookers, and those hookers have to be hunted, fucked, and reviewed by men with real dicks. Who's going to do it? You whiny losers? You, Reaper400? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for some junkie hooker who you fell in love with and got locked up, ripped you off, or didn't swallow your cum, and you curse the Senior Members for not sharing. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the junkie hooker's misfortunes, while tragic, probably saved someone their hard earned cash. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves other Dudes from being ripped off. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to TOFTT, you need me posting reviews and sharing information. We use words like White Knight, Captain Save a Ho, skank, rip off, cash and dash. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a street girl, and post a review. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.[/QUOTE]You nailed the script. LMAO. ROTF.

All these fucking paragraphs and well written sentences for a 20 dollar punching bag.

Just give out the information. I was fucking pissed during the Lacy saga and putting in effort to find her ass and got nothing.

C5 sucks floppy donkey dick for posting in our chat to message him for Orlando girls and not responding.

Denzel agrees.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3325651]Son, we live in a world that has hookers, and those hookers have to be hunted, fucked, and reviewed by men with real dicks. Who's going to do it? You whiny losers? You, Reaper400? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for some junkie hooker who you fell in love with and got locked up, ripped you off, or didn't swallow your cum, and you curse the Senior Members for not sharing. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the junkie hooker's misfortunes, while tragic, probably saved someone their hard earned cash. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves other Dudes from being ripped off. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to TOFTT, you need me posting reviews and sharing information. We use words like White Knight, Captain Save a Ho, skank, rip off, cash and dash. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a street girl, and post a review. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RedFalcon;3325875]All these fucking paragraphs and well written sentences for a 20 dollar punching bag.

Just give out the information. I was fucking pissed during the Lacy saga and putting in effort to find her ass and got nothing.

C5 sucks floppy donkey dick for posting in our chat to message him for Orlando girls and not responding.[/QUOTE]Enjoy!

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3325651]Son, we live in a world that has hookers, and those hookers have to be hunted, fucked, and reviewed by men with real dicks. Who's going to do it? You whiny losers? You, Reaper400? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for some junkie hooker who you fell in love with and got locked up, ripped you off, or didn't swallow your cum, and you curse the Senior Members for not sharing. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the junkie hooker's misfortunes, while tragic, probably saved someone their hard earned cash. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves other Dudes from being ripped off. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to TOFTT, you need me posting reviews and sharing information. We use words like White Knight, Captain Save a Ho, skank, rip off, cash and dash. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a street girl, and post a review. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.[/QUOTE]Damn LOL. This made my day TC. LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;3326714]Damn LOL. This made my day TC. LOL.[/QUOTE]Jesus, I thank you for not putting me in Florida with these macho douchebags who think their poster-child-for-alpha-males rhetoric is actually funny. And I have heard this exact quote before -- yawnnnn. -- from some egomaniac jarhead major I worked with who bragged about tracing his military family heritage back eight generations or some bullshit -- "I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom" -- who actually threatened me for doing my job and when I told him I had no problems rearranging his face behind the office building crumbled like a bridge made out of graham crackers. Fucking losers.

So, I just have to say it. Some of these reports in the BP / SW section get ridiculously overblown. I get YMMV, I really do. But to not even hear mention of some of this stuff is a head-scratcher.

Ria is an excellent example. She's a nice girl, don't get me wrong. Decent at what she does. But she looks like someone starved her in a closet for months. I can't even imagine screwing someone like that. Two more cases in point from the Pinellas side: Kittie and Vixen. Both were seriously malnourished, to the point where their tailbones were sticking out of their ass. I opted for the BBBJ and went back to another girl I liked. But there are these stories about how amazing they are, she really works hard, great threesome. But for the $120 asking price, really? That's "a good time"? The service wasn't even that good, although they tried.

There was another member who had brought up a UTR and was busy farming that out. Rave reviews all over. I saw her finally, and I just stayed silent about the visit, because the white knights will leap to her rescue if I say she had baby damage so bad, I had to f*ck her doggy because looking at the front made me soft. She's a sweet girl, very accommodating. She had a great ass. But butterbody doesn't even describe it, with the deflated breasts, saggy wrinkled belly. Another note about Bella from the Tampa SW scene. Rave rave rave. I managed to pick her up (before the baby) and she gave the worst head I have ever had, ever. Nice girl, but terrible service. Yet I'm reading these reviews even months after about how great she is. Bad day? I honestly don't think so.

It baffles my mind what people think is a screwable piece of ass. I mean, I get it, some guys are hard up or just want the job done. Maybe it's about their "personality". But I'm not paying to screw some girl for $100-200 who I wouldn't even walk up to in a bar. Anyway, I just think we should up our standards (maybe not for SW) and perhaps we'd get some more Orl hotties down here instead of the flat-out hag-like worn-out pieces of shoe leather that I've seen advertising left, right and center. I mean, five pages of ads for my area and there are perhaps TWO with real pics that I would actually fuck.

I don't have to screw supermodels, perfect calendar bodies or some weird standard of Cosmo chick. My standards are pretty fucking light on chicks. First, they can't be pulled over en route to an outcall because they forgot to pull over at the weighing station. Second, tits should not be touching their knees or look like they tit-fed dracula for the last month. Third, they shouldn't look like they just spent an extended vacation in Ethiopia. Fourth, most of their teeth should be intact. Fifth, they shouldn't smell. Sixth, no dick. Seventh, they should not shatter a mirror when they look into it.

It's gotten to the point where I won't pull the trigger on a OGCrystal visit because I expect she's pushed out fifteen kids and falls asleep during the session. As these are the same people raving about everyone else I noted above.

[QUOTE=Torin131;3327486]So, I just have to say it. Some of these reports in the BP / SW section get ridiculously overblown. I get YMMV, I really do. But to not even hear mention of some of this stuff is a head-scratcher.

Ria is an excellent example. She's a nice girl, don't get me wrong. Decent at what she does. But she looks like someone starved her in a closet for months. I can't even imagine screwing someone like that. Two more cases in point from the Pinellas side: Kittie and Vixen. Both were seriously malnourished, to the point where their tailbones were sticking out of their ass. I opted for the BBBJ and went back to another girl I liked. But there are these stories about how amazing they are, she really works hard, great threesome. But for the $120 asking price, really? That's "a good time"? The service wasn't even that good, although they tried..[/QUOTE]I agree! The standards of some just baffle me. There are some nasty ass hoes running around here commanding big $$$ for some nasty hole I wouldn't let my dog near. Everyone needs to up the ante on quality guys. If we stop giving money to the skanks maybe they will get the hint and clean their act up or move on, one of the 2. But seriously arguing over some of these skanks is just mind blowing to me. Ria being one of them. That woman is just flat nasty as hell.

[QUOTE=StonesRoller69;3327329]Jesus, I thank you for not putting me in Florida with these macho douchebags who think their poster-child-for-alpha-males rhetoric is actually funny. And I have heard this exact quote before -- yawnnnn. -- from some egomaniac jarhead major I worked with who bragged about tracing his military family heritage back eight generations or some bullshit -- "I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom" -- who actually threatened me for doing my job and when I told him I had no problems rearranging his face behind the office building crumbled like a bridge made out of graham crackers. Fucking losers.[/QUOTE]Listen up, dip shit. We're glad you're not in Tampa, too, because we already have enough super retards in the gene pool and don't need you adding to it.

So, run along back home and let the grown ups talk because we sure as shit down give a fuck what some douche bag out of towner has to say about us. Parachute in somewhere else where your low IQ makes you look like a Forest Gump genius. Try Kentucky because we're already fucking plenty of your Tennessee women down here.

And that fucking macho shit bragging about how tough you are doesn't scare anyone here. We got big beer guts, poor hygiene, bad teeth, and worse attitudes towards some carpet bagging, illiterate, fuck stick who doesn't know the difference between Pinellas and pussy, Tampa and twat, or Hillsborough and Ho's, just because they start with the same letters. Did your spandex running gear squeeze all the brains out of your asshole last night or something?

So, fuck off or we'll put Gunny on you to square away your stupid ass.

Honestly,

Last I checked I'm the only one paying for my choice if pussy, which means who gives a fuck what anyone thinks of who or how we or I monger. Jesus it's like highschool all over again.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3327870]Listen up, dip shit. We're glad you're not in Tampa, too, because we already have enough super retards in the gene pool and don't need you adding to it.

So, run along back home and let the grown ups talk because we sure as shit down give a fuck what some douche bag out of towner has to say about us. Parachute in somewhere else where your low IQ makes you look like a Forest Gump genius. Try Kentucky because we're already fucking plenty of your Tennessee women down here.

And that fucking macho shit bragging about how tough you are doesn't scare anyone here. We got big beer guts, poor hygiene, bad teeth, and worse attitudes towards some carpet bagging, illiterate, fuck stick who doesn't know the difference between Pinellas and pussy, Tampa and twat, or Hillsborough and Ho's, just because they start with the same letters. Did your spandex running gear squeeze all the brains out of your asshole last night or something?

So, fuck off or we'll put Gunny on you to square away your stupid ass.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I am the macho one here. Right. Other than that, your post isn't too bad for a right-wing gun nut whack job. As for IQ, I challenge you, Einstein (he's the guy in the attachment). You can find any number of IQ tests online -- you pick. Loser has to give the other guy the name and digits of his favorite provider AND post on here admitting they lost fair and square. Even if you don't ever plan to come this way, if you win you can call mine up if you want and tell her I actually have sex with gay guys with AIDS. I don't care because you are not going to win (unless you can talk Stephen Hawking into taking the test for you -- oops, I forgot, probably don't know who he is so might want to google him). Now is the time to show if you actually have any balls or if you're just full of machismo hot air.

[QUOTE=StonesRoller69;3328409]Yeah, I am the macho one here. Right. Other than that, your post isn't too bad for a right-wing gun nut whack job. As for IQ, I challenge you, Einstein (he's the guy in the attachment). You can find any number of IQ tests online -- you pick. Loser has to give the other guy the name and digits of his favorite provider AND post on here admitting they lost fair and square. Even if you don't ever plan to come this way, if you win you can call mine up if you want and tell her I actually have sex with gay guys with AIDS. I don't care because you are not going to win (unless you can talk Stephen Hawking into taking the test for you -- oops, I forgot, probably don't know who he is so might want to google him). Now is the time to show if you actually have any balls or if you're just full of machismo hot air.[/QUOTE]Geez, for about a nano-second I thought you might actually have some game. Nope, just another pompous troll to ignore. But I admit the picture of one of the Horwitz brothers was pretty funny. So, just to show what a good sport I am, and seeing how desparate you are for the name of a girl and her number, I'm not giving you one. You haven't earned it and I can't think of any chick I dislike enough to hook you up with.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3325651]Son, we live in a world that has hookers, and those hookers have to be hunted, fucked, and reviewed by men with real dicks. Who's going to do it? You whiny losers? You, Reaper400? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for some junkie hooker who you fell in love with and got locked up, ripped you off, or didn't swallow your cum, and you curse the Senior Members for not sharing. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the junkie hooker's misfortunes, while tragic, probably saved someone their hard earned cash. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves other Dudes from being ripped off. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to TOFTT, you need me posting reviews and sharing information. We use words like White Knight, Captain Save a Ho, skank, rip off, cash and dash. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a street girl, and post a review. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.[/QUOTE]Not sure what your fucking problem is but I don't pu streetwalkers, you and your dripping dick aren't' doing me any favors.

[QUOTE=Skiper;3251399]Reaper400 is an idiot. I just wanted to point that out to anyone reading this. I very rarely see his posts anymore because he's on my ignore list, now I only see when somebody responds to one of his idiotic remarks, which thank god, is not too often.

I assume I'm on his ignore list too, so he'll only see this if somebody replies to this post.

Monger on boys, monger on.[/QUOTE]Fuck off ignorant cocksucker. Give it a rest.

[QUOTE=StonesRoller69;3328409]Yeah, I am the macho one here. Right. Other than that, your post isn't too bad for a right-wing gun nut whack job. As for IQ, I challenge you, Einstein (he's the guy in the attachment). You can find any number of IQ tests online -- you pick. Loser has to give the other guy the name and digits of his favorite provider AND post on here admitting they lost fair and square. Even if you don't ever plan to come this way, if you win you can call mine up if you want and tell her I actually have sex with gay guys with AIDS. I don't care because you are not going to win (unless you can talk Stephen Hawking into taking the test for you -- oops, I forgot, probably don't know who he is so might want to google him). Now is the time to show if you actually have any balls or if you're just full of machismo hot air.[/QUOTE]I know a lot of dumb asses that have plenty of balls. I don't think a 'superior IQ' gives you brass balls. Asia Carrera is a member of Mensa, and take a look at how she fucked up her life (she doesn't have balls). If you don't know who she is google her name.

Admit it; TeamComando kicked your ass.

[QUOTE=LikeAll;3329189]I know a lot of dumb asses that have plenty of balls. I don't think a 'superior IQ' gives you brass balls. Asia Carrera is a member of Mensa, and take a look at how she fucked up her life (she doesn't have balls). If you don't know who she is google her name.

Admit it; TeamComando kicked your ass.[/QUOTE]Having balls refers to accepting my challenge, dumbass! And, as expected, he showed he has no balls, all hot air.

Learn to read AND comprehend.

[QUOTE=StonesRoller69;3330388]Having balls refers to accepting my challenge, dumbass! And, as expected, he showed he has no balls, all hot air.

Learn to read AND comprehend.[/QUOTE]My dear SR69, I know you are completely infatuated with me but I just cannot reciprocate all the love and attention you continue to shower me with. I know it is difficult for you to accept that someone could reject you like I do, but please learn to live with it like an adult and not a petulant little child. No, means no. I am truly sorry to hurt your delicate little feelings.

Your continued manifestation of low self-esteem, lack of self-confidence, and diminished sense of self worth is quite evident, even to the most casual observer. This continued and obsessive need to over compensate for your shortcomings and "win" leads me to believe you have an extremely under-developed super ego that is unable to provide a much-needed emotional check on your I'd. This arrested emotional development and child-like behavior is troubling, if you are, in fact, an adult. For all I know, you may be a 14 year old child who has somehow gotten access to your parent's user name and password. In either case, I suggest you seek immediate professional help for your emotional and mental instability.

As for your pseudo-intellectual reference to Stephen Hawking, I enjoy "The Big Bang Theory" as well. So, I suppose given the previous observation of your mental condition and retarded growth, I completely understand how you would identify with the equally child-like Sheldon Cooper who idolizes Steven Hawking to the point of infatuated obsession. I do not find that particularly relevant for this forum since it is devoted to pussy. Something that the fictional character Seldon Cooper knows absolutely nothing about. I may be going out on a limb here, but I suspect that the real life Dr. Hawking is equally challenged in his knowledge of pussy. That may be something you two have in common even if both of you are "geniuses" according to some fake on-line IQ test website. I've never visited one of those sites and have no intention of doing so. The fact that you use that as a challenge just reinforces to me a sad attempt to substitute some dubious intellectual measurement to make up for your lack of experience or knowledge of real world pussy. Maybe you should go get some right after your next therapy session.

Useful reports about local pussy is what the members of this forum are interested in. You have nothing to add to that so, I'm sorry to have to inform you, but, that makes you quite irrelevent here. I know that is a strong blow to your ego but just accept it and move along. No one here cares how smart you are or think you are if you can't contribute in a meaningful way to them finding some good pussy or a decent blowjob.

If you had offered up a real challenge like fucking 3 different Florida girls in 3 different Florida counties in one day AND being able to prove it, I might have accepted just for the fun of it. That would have been a relevant contest of who has the best balls. LOL