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[QUOTE=HappyLBAdmin;7699345]Thread Starter.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board! Local here, looking forward to seeing what you have on offer. Thanks!
[B]We are very Happy to be an Official Sponsor here at USASG. Thank you for visiting our thread. Here we will be posting our current therapists as well as any other information to keep you updated. We look forward to hearing about your experiences at our spa as well but please take a moment to read the Thread Rules below in red. Thank you again for visiting and we hope to make you Happy![/B]
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[size=5][B]💌 Happy Massage current Roster 8/17/26[/B][/size]
💖 [B]Jessica[/B]
Jessica is a beautiful, all natural Asian treat for you. She stands about 5'1 with a great set of 36DD for you. She has a full figure body and knows how to use it. She is very friendly and is looking to make some new friends. See 100% real glamour photos attached
💖 [B]Lulu[/B]
Lulu's picture doesn't do her justice. She is a very beautiful woman, standing about 5'2 weighing roughly 105 pounds with a perfect figure. She is more of the aggressive type but don't let that fool you, she can cuddle with the best of them as well.
⭕ Lineups are subject to change at the last minute but I will try to update here as it happens.
[size=6]🚿[/size][B]Be sure to inquire about our Table Shower as well - you won't regret it[/B]
[B]Sponsor Thread Rules:
[red]1) No mention of tip or donation.
2) Be respectful to our girls and to your fellow users.
3) Follow normal forum rules.
4) Have fun and leave us your reviews. Our girls absolutely love to read them![/red][/B]
[color=#7a42ce][B]Think of this as a safe zone. You are allowed to leave a quick write up or a penthouse forum letter here without fear of being banned or labelled as long as you follow the above rules and we love to read them!![/B][/color]
[size=6][B]😁 Happy Massage[/B][/size]
📍 Long Beach
📞 626-416-6714
[QUOTE=Rocketron1006;7699381]Welcome to the board! Local here, looking forward to seeing what you have on offer. Thanks![/QUOTE]
Thank you for the warm welcome Rocketron, we are Happy to be here and hope to be here for quite a while!
This new format is new to all of us so please be patient with us as we learn.
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The pictures of Jessica intrigued me for sure so I had to go check it out. The pics are indeed her, albeit highly touched up glamour shots but they are her indeed.
I texted for an appointment and headed over. When I arrived I was greeted by whom I assume was Lulu. She is a looker for sure and I almost right then and there said no appointment, just a walk in but I didn't want to be a no show for Jessica. Lulu put me in a room and I waited. Jessica came in minutes later. She is a little thicker than my usual taste, not fat at all, just thicker and I really love me the spinner type. I think that she assumed I spoke Chinese because she talked a lot in Chinese but I didn't quite understand. She finally caught on that I wasn't understanding so she just dropped her top and got on her knees and started with BBBJ right away. It was average, on the slower side which I do enjoy over those that just start jackhammering right away. I had a long day at work so I wanted to lay down and enjoy this better so I got on the table. She finished disrobing and climbed on top of me and started with some very aggressive DFK before slowly sliding her way back down. She went in for a little on top Russian with those massive tits of hers before continuing the BBBJ. She then swung around for 69. She has some nice meat curtains and she started picking up the pace a little as I had lunch. Cover went on and we commenced. It got a little less intense at this point because there was something going in the lobby with some guys that came in and Lulu in the manager window so we were paying more attention to the cameras than we were to each other. Once the lobby cleared we got into a better rhythm but still didn't quite have that chemistry that I look for. Tried DS and a few other positions before I recommended a HJ finish. She happily got up, cleaned me off and then went back in for a slow BBBJ that picked up speed until I finished in her mouth. She actually let go and got up while I was still finishing so I shot a few strands around the room. She cleaned me up and then said OK goodbye. I was disappointed that I didn't get to try the table shower or actually get any form of massage but I probably should have been more vocal about that.
My next visit I will indeed try Lulu and request a TS upfront. Overall it was a good time and I can see her being a fan favorite for some, especially if you like big nattys, but the chemistry was not there enough for me to have a return visit. Nice girl though so I tipped her well.
With the forum in such an unstable state currently, we will be holding off on major updates and limit our replies for the time being. We have been notified that there is a major server upgrade in progress and that the forum will be better than ever within a week.
Thank you for your understanding.
[B]OK guys, we need you to start writing your reviews again, they really help the girls out and they love to read them so here is what we are going to try[/B]
For this last week of August, leave a review from your visit in [B]THIS[/B] thread. It can be a quick review, it can be a penthouse forum letter, we don't care. And remember, no mention of a tip or donation. On August 31st, we will pick the review that we liked the best (there is currently no criteria since this is new to us as well). That user will get a Private Message from me with a code to use when booking his next appointment. That code is for a visit with zero House Fee. 💰
We want your real reviews, not shill advertisements. Let us know what she did that you liked and what needs improvement. We cannot get better if we don't know. And a reminder to all, no accounts that post a review here will be banned or labelled for it as long as they follow standard forum rules and do not mention tip or donation.
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[B][size=5]LET THE CONTEST BEGIN[/size][/B]
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📍 Long Beach
📞 626-416-6714
[QUOTE=HappyLBAdmin;7701921]we will pick the review that we liked the best [/QUOTE]
Let me re-word that a little. This forum is for mongers to share their information and keep others informed. We don't mean the most positive review, we are looking for the most informative review that embraces the meaning of these forums. A negative review could absolutely win the contest (done respectfully). Maybe in the future we will change it to picking a random review but for now I would like these forums to get back to what they were intended to be. In this space we could absolutely flood the board with shill reviews but that doesn't help anyone and we do not want to do that.
[B]We have a special guest joining us for 1 day only tomorrow the 25th. The beautiful Flower will be in to give us a hand, maybe the first review in our contest will be for her??[/B]
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[size=5][B]💌 Happy Massage current Roster 8/24/26[/B][/size]
💖 [B]Flower[/B]
Flower is an adorable little spinner type. She is super friendly and ready to make you feel better. She has a very tight body with large B/small C cups.
⭕ Lineups are subject to change at the last minute but I will try to update here as it happens.
[size=6]🚿[/size][B]Be sure to inquire about our Table Shower as well - you won't regret it, and get your VIP card punched for a free future vist!![/B]
[B]Sponsor Thread Rules:
[red]1) No mention of tip or donation.
2) Be respectful to our girls and to your fellow users.
3) Follow normal forum rules.
4) Have fun and leave us your reviews. Our girls absolutely love to read them![/red][/B]
[color=#7a42ce][B]Think of this as a safe zone. You are allowed to leave a quick write up or a penthouse forum letter here without fear of being banned or labelled as long as you follow the above rules and we love to read them!![/B][/color]
[size=6][B]😁 Happy Massage[/B][/size]
📍 Long Beach
📞 626-416-6714