2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

2005: January - April

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2005 to April 2005.

Any review aver a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:

Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Downtown
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Linda - 4/30/05 - genemarmot (+)
Candy - 4/30/05 - BikeRider (?)
Jai - 4/28/05 - Remo Williams (+)
Sara - 4/27/05 - JAck B Nimble (+)
May - 4/26/05 - Wayward One (?)
Candy - 4/22/05 - genemarmot (+)
Joanna - 4/19/05 - Sushi Boy (+)
Gina - 4/15/05 - Genemarmot (+)
Bebe - 4/14/05 - Skoniang (+)
Candy - 4/14/05 - Skoniange (-)
Jai - 4/14/05 - Skoniange (+)
Candy - 4/13/05 - Fluffy One (+)
Jay - 4/12/05 - Wayfarer25 (-)
Bebe - 4/10/05 - Dave GD (-)
Tina - 4/9/05 - X Ronin (-)
Jai - 4/6/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Bibi - 4/6/05 - Webnet (+)
Candy - 4/6/05 - Webnet (+)
Candy - 4/4/05 - Remo Williams (+)
Jay - 4/1/05 - Gentleman Slim (+)
Candy - 3/31/05 - Strata (?)
Cherry - 3/30/05 - Bobby M (-)
Jay - 3/30/05 - Bobby M (+)
Bebe - 3/28/05 - Robux (?)
Gina - 3/27/05 - Baltimonger (-)
Jay/Annie/Candy/Cherry/Bibi - 3/25/05 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Jay - 3/23/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bibi - 3/23/05 - Dude #1 (+)
Jay - 3/22/05 - Hugh Jardon (+)
Jai - 3/22/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Candy - 3/20/05 - Triple E (+)
Jai - 3/20/05 - Triple E (+)
Linda - 3/20/05 - Triple E (+)
Annie - 3/14/05 - pussprowler (?)
Penny - 3/10/05 - Russell Crowe (+)
Candy - 3/8/05 - Sportsman (?)
Cherry - 3/8/05 - Deep Cover (+)
Bibi - 3/8/05 - Deep Cover (+)
June - 3/7/05 - Pastoralist (?)
Jai - 3/6/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bibi - 3/2/05 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Lilly - 3/1/05 - Crazy Dick (?)
Jai - 2/26/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Jai - 2/25/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Annie - 2/23/05 - Pastoralist (+)
Jay - 2/23/05 - Pastoralist (+)
Jay - 2/13/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Linda - 2/9/05 - Scorpio Rising (+)
Candy - 2/8/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Sandy - 2/3/05 - Member #2704 (-)
Sarah - 1/12/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Candy - 1/12/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Sarah - 1/10/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Yami - 1/10/05 Robux (+)
Candie - 1/9/05 - MB Now (+)
May - 1/9/05 - Baltimonger (+)
Linda - 1/9/05 - Triple E (+)
Kay - 1/4/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Kay - 1/2/05 - Derby Dervish (+)
Annie - 1/2/05 - LoveLOS (+)

Happiness
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Mimi - 4/28/05 - New Man (+)
Mimi - 4/26/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Mimi -4/23/05 - LAxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 4/14/05 - Skoniange (+)
Penny - 4/14/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi/Julie - 4/3/05 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Mimi/Julie - 4/2/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Yumi - 3/22/05 - Gentleman Slim (+)
Mimi - 3/19/05 - Dude #1 (+)
Yumi - 2/17/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Yumi - 2/2/05 - Laxman #2 (?)
Julie/Judy - 1/5/05 - Laxman #2 (-)

SKY
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Tammy - 3/29/05 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Cookie - 3/4/05 - LoveLOS (+)
Michelle - 2/23/05 - Joey Grind (-)
May - 1/31/05 - Mr Pickle (?)
May - 1/10/05 - Laxman #2 (?)
Julie - 1/10/05 - Fool4FishNets (+)
CoCo - 1/9/05 - Mr Jon (-)
May - 1/4/05 - Mr Jon (+)
Julie - 1/2/05 - LoveLOS (+)

GHS
===
Pinky - 4/25/05 - Great Expecta (+)
Candy - 4/12/05 - Analyst123 (?)
Pink - 4/9/05 - Da Bot (-)
Gigi - 3/27/05 - Da Bot (+)
Maya - 3/25/05 - Tiny Tiger (?)
Bunny - 3/22/05 - Gentleman Slim (+)
Jessica - 3/18/05 - Da Bot (+)
Cindy - 3/18/05 - Da Bot (+)
Bunny - 3/13/05 - Robux (+)

Supra
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Jenny - 4/6/05 - Webnet (+)
Kay - 4/5/05 - Scorpio Rising (?)
Miki - 4/3/05 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Linda - 4/2/05 - kevluc (+)
Yung - 3/30/05 - DCrez (+)
Jenny - 3/29/05 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Hannah - 3/29/05 - Dude #1 (-)
Hannah - 3/25/05 - Tiny Tiger (N/A)

Mirage
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NAy-nah - 4/15/05 - genemarmot (-)
Michelle - 3/20/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Michelle - 3/15/05 - Rev333 (+)
Happy - 3/14/05 - Laxman #2 (-)
Gina - 2/22/05 - Tonto (-)
ChiChi - 2/5/05 - Truplaya (+)
Jun - 1/28/05 - Rev333 (+)

Royal
=====
Yoko - 4/28/05 - Laxman #2 (+)
Gina - 4/25/05 - Robux (+)
Linda - 2/2/05 - Laxman #2 (+)

Sun
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Koko - 4/22/05 - Crazy Jim Wood (+)
Pink - 3/30/05 - DCrez (+)
Candy - 2/2/05 - Laxman #2 (?)

Mini (1818)
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May - 2/25/05 - Honoluman (+)
Sarah - 2/16/05 - Member #2704 (+)
Sarah - 2/2/05 - Laxman #2 (+)

H & H
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Amanda - 3/28/05 - Wayward One (?)

Accu-fitness
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Betty - 3/9/05 - Deep Cover (+)

ICM
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??? - 2/15/05 - Spaceman Spiff (+)

IHC
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Mimi - 1/4/05 - Tezar (+)

BOSS
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Young - 1/2/05 - Bingoboy (-)

AMP near Coyote Ugly ???
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??? - 2/24/05 - Dave GD (+)

K street (?)
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??? - 4/10/05 - Harley Dude 29 (-)

Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction.

Wayward One:

Good job my friend!

I only want you to know that you have taken on an important and solemn responsibility from a legend. Up until now LoveLOS, may he rest in peace in whatever mogering ethos he has decided to slip into, has been the steward of the DC AMP compilation.

We are now all counting on you to keep us all up to date periodically on the reports. In particular, this would apply to newbies who have just joined us as opposed to those of us who RTFF regularly. You listing provides a roadmap so that we should not be getting dumbass PM's asking "How do I get in touch with Mimi @ Happiness?"

Newbies: Read well and prosper!!

Lax

From reading the report from genemarmot about one of my fave at Downtown [Linda with the enhanced set of twins and nice tan from the tanning salon of course], I got all rev up and ready to go train with her once more. Unfortunately, I went on Sunday morning about an hour after they open for business, and the mamasan informed me that Linda has gone on the so-called vacation again my fellow mongering brethen. I was a bit bum out as I became quite fond of this lovely Linda after more than five sessions with her. So, I asked for the lineup and got 5 to pick from. I chose Candy eventhough Jay was also in the lineup, and yes I already served her before. Candy was cute with a shoulder-length jet black hair, fair skin, and those headlamps looked real delicious perking at me. The others looked tasty too if I may say so, but for this particular occasion, Candy was what I was having the craving for. She remembered me from the last time I went to the joint and she was in the lineup but I went with Linda, which I thought was a bit weird that she would frigging remember me. So, off we went to the tableshampoo. She gave a decent one and stroked/cleaned my toolsets real nice and proper that it saluted her right away. This one didn't talk too much though, but kept asking how old I was. Told her my age, but she didn't believe me, but I didn't give a shit anyway what she think. Back to the room, she dimmed the damn light down so much and started the massage. It was a ok, nothing to go rob a bank for or anything. Then Candy said Jay told her that I have been served by her about 5 times before and that I boned her like a mad man, note to self - another weird shit here, but I told her that it was with Linda rather. Anyhoo, Candy finished the massage and asked 'Everything?' I nodded and after a couple minutes, Candy came back in and undressed, but she played the little shy girl I guess while she was undressing which I thought was kind of cute. So here came the tongue-bath, nice, and even nicer when she probed mianus during the brief pacfic rim visit. I flipped over and guided her twat towards my face so I could feast. She sat on my face almost to the point of suffocating me grinding her lovely snapper into my mouth while she smoked away on my toolsets. I watched the action from her part via the mirror on the wall enjoying her giving BBBJ up along and around Mr. Shaft and teabags. I told her [in Korean language] to blow me hard and spat on teabags which she complied nicely. She must be a pretty good actress as she moaned and grinded on while we continued to 69 until she got her O, then I signaled her to climb on and squatted CG and I sat up to suck on her lovely nipples. We then switched to the standup mish where I could spit right onto her twat for more lube actions. Here, I was really giving it to her hardcore stylee my brothers. Then, got her turned around into K9 spreading her cheeks apart and porked on. She must have gotten another 0, but here was when she tried to rush me to the finish line. I was not even close to nirvana, so I got her into the sideway entry where I could enjoy the kisses from her and sucked the nipple some more. Finally, I could hold no longer and just let the juices gushed out. Voila, the fleeting moment of truth ascended upon me. She said I was a crazed mofo and boned her like a lunatic. I laughed and she laid in my arm and we cuddled for a few minutes.

Then, she cleaned me up and helped me get dressed and put the socks and shoes on for me. I did let her know during the main course though that I didn't like being rushed, so when it was done, she apologized asking me to not be angry with her this time. I said for today, ok, but that shit ain't going to fly with me next time. So learn from it baby! Overall, I enjoyed the session with Candy, but she could be considered classic case of YMMV folks.

Still Humpin,
Scorpio Rising

Oh Wayward Soul,
Thank you for taking this task upon yourself. As you now know, it is quite a time consuming project, which I why I had neglected the thing. I like the (+) (-) evaluations, which can be taken as an upgrade to my listings.

Lax, Thank you for your kind eulogy. :)

Just a thought for this thread--[b]Why don't we keep AMP REPORTS in the current reports section, where they currently live.[/b] That way, this index and subsequent updates will be short, sweet and easy for even the dumbest of newbies to research.

LoveLOS

...look what the cat dragged in. LL!!! What up cousin? Good to see you're still keeping up. Let me know if you need me to fill any proxy needs. I'd be happy to take one for the team.

Love the provider list Wayward! Are any of these in the Dupont area (besides Supra?). For some reason I thought there was one on P street. I have RTFF, but I can't find it.

Hello everyone,

I will be in DC at the end of the month on business. I will be working downtown so I am stuck with public transportation. I have RTFF and figured out that Downtown is probably the best Spa to go to. Could someone please let me know if there is a subway stop close to there? Where I am working is 3.5 miles away, I could walk that distance but I would prefer to avoid that if possible. As always I will post my experiences

Thanks,

Kid

Nice job Wayared 1. And appreciated.

I would be cool to have the street address too, just for throes of us who are
memory impaired.

Downtown is near McPherson Square (Blue/Orange) while Supra is near Dupont Circle (Red).

It has been since January since I have been "Downtown" and figured it is about time I come down from my usual perch in the MD Amps and sample the sights.

After circling the block for a half hour, finally found some meter parking on the backend of the block. I hate to park underground when I go mongering.
Climbed Mt. Everest (4 story climb) up the dank hallway that had a tolerable smell, much better than last time. The place wasn't too busy, no one in the shower, very quiet. I must have beat the night time crowd. An Old mamasan greeted me at the door and brought me to one of the smaller rooms down the hall. This room had a small set of stick-on mirrors strategically placed to offer indirect viewing.

Jessica came in just as I was getting my breath back from the climb. She is one of the most attractive AMP woman that I have seen in my eleven years of mongering! I haven't seen her rated here yet so I wasn't sure what I was going to get, so, I figured at worst I was going to take one for the team. Jessica is a solid 10 out of 10 in looks. Long dark brown hair and exotic smile and perfect face. Her body was another solid 10 with real not fake hoo - haws, slim waist, perfect butt and legs. I couldn't get over her figure.

After introductions, she led me to the shower. Nothing extra special here, good cleaning in all the areas, but not that erotic. I guess first time customers get standard treatment. We retired to the room where she gave again a standard medium to soft massage, nothing special. She told me to flip and she had all her sexy clothes off, and was looking great. Mr. Happy was pretty happy at what he saw.

I was really curious about what her skills were going to be like, she was so ravishing. I didn't have to wait long. She started with CBJ, which I expected but hoped that she would start off BBBJ as I like, so that was a minor letdown. Her French skills were very good even through the use of the cover. Not the best, but very good. I would rate it a 7.5 for CBJ. The next event was CG. She climbed up and we got it on pretty good and she wasn't preoccupied with herself in the mirror, which is a plus in my book. Unfortunately, she got tired and stopped just before I was about to blow, which is too bad because Mr. Happy, who can be a sensitive guy, decided to take a tantrum and not cooperate as well. she tried reverse CG and then changed to HJ. I asked her to go back to CBJ, but she said that she already done that (big disappointment for Mr. Happy). IMHO, if asked they should try to make you happy that was not asking too much.

Well needless to say, we finished with a disappointing HJ (I rate it as a 3). She cleaned me up and processed out. I checked my watch and found that only 35 minutes was used out of the hour. Well that is not so cool in my book. To sum it up, looks a 10, bod a 10, performance a 6, attitude a 6.5.

She was polite and cheerful the whole time. Speaking of time, 35 minutes is the shortest hour that I have had at ANY AMP that I have been to. Man, I hate being ripped off on time like that. I will give it a 6.5 at best for overall experience. For a first time, I don't expect the best, but, thought it should have been better. I am sure YMMV with this one, and you guys may have a better time. She had such a killer bod she might be worth someone else to try and review in case mine was an oddity. A good banging might be what she needs, LOL.

OOps...sorry guys, I just noticed this is in the wrong thread...me bad

Here is a list of MPs in the area. They are grouped by suggested metro stops. You can get better metro directions by going to [url]www.wmata.com[/url] and typing in your destination, and any starting location.

Orange Line/Blue Line
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Farragut West Metro stop
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1716 I (BOSS)
1716 I st Nw, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)293-4199

Supra
1333 Connecticut Ave NW, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)775-1333
10am-2am

Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060
24 hr

2352 (Young's)
2352 Wisconsin Ave NW, 1st floor
Washington, Dc
(202)298-5997

Acufitness
4380 MacArthur Blvd NW
Washington, Dc
(202)337-0151



McPherson Square Metro stop
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Sky
1413 K st NW, Lower level
Washington, Dc
(202)408-8908
9am-2am

GHS
1333 Green ct NW
Washington, Dc
(202)898-4110
10am-3am

Olympic (also green line U st)
1936 9th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)518-7690
10am-3am

Downtown
1018 Vermont Ave NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-5080
10am-2am


Metro Center Metro stop
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New World
602 11th st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)347-2444
10am-2am

Happiness
524 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-1020
10am-3am

Royal
520 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)628-6280


Federal Center metro stop
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Sun Vip
719 8th st SE, 2/f
Washington, Dc 20003
(202) 546-8410



Red Line
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Tenlytown Metro stop
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H & H flotation
4652 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, Dc


Cleveland Park Metro stop
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CPHC
3520 Connecticut Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)244-4484

Dupont Circle Metro stop
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King
1726 20th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)667-2070

Circle D
2024 P st
Washington, Dc


Gallery Plaza/Chinatown Metro stop
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Mirage
617 K st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)962-0044
10am-3am

Sun Club (First Tanning Salon)
521 G st, NW 2nd flr.
(202)408-9777
10am-3am
G and 6th st across from MCI parking
also:
Sun Club
701 6th Street, NW, 2nd Floor (6th and G across from MCI center)


Union Station Metro stop
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IHC (Mini Health Club)
1818 New York Ave NE, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)526-4884


Green Line
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Georgia Avenue/ Petworth Metro stop
-----------------------------------

Golden
5015 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, Dc
(202)882-3374

Any edits, etc. send a PM, and I'll fix it.

Wayward One

[QUOTE=Wayward One]Here is a list of MPs in the area. They are grouped by suggested metro stops. You can get better metro directions by going to [url]www.wmata.com[/url] and typing in your destination, and any starting location. [/QUOTE]Hmmmm I must be doing something wrong.

Starting location = Office/Home and Destination = AMP.

It doesn't compute! Oh well.

Wayward,

Above and beyond the call...

I was merely suggesting a one one street address. I figured if a monger could not read a map, they didn't deserve a happy ending. This should be a good reference for the greenies.

Great job Wayward! I used your information this evening to visit King on 20th. It was a little strange, because they were closing early. Only the Half hour was available, but after some initial "get to know you" chat, the girl loosened up well. She was dressed in tee shirt and jeans (ready to go, I think), but it was a nice change. It really felt like she was just a pretty girl off the street who was giving me a good massage. Her name was Coco (how many could there be?).

Good service overall...very, very pretty face (IMHO). As usual, I have a hard time (or rather a "soft" time) paying "attention" while wearing a raincoat. It's really rather amazing. I guess that's why they call it a prick.

Great handshake.

Thanks,

Wayward One for the execellent list!!!! I used to work at Metro HQ and I didn't realize I could had a nooner (Sun Club).

Daplush man