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The Big Man
07-13-14, 19:26
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This damn big nasty scally-wag in on CL 24-7, I contacted her once before and she sent me the darker crazy looking picture. Fuckable but only on a bad day at 3:59 AM while intoxicated. I then contacted her this weekend and asked her for a pic. (I didn't know it was the same girl) she sent me the nicer looking fuzzy pic. I knew it was her only by the number 571 214-3908.
Anyway, I go to her location for the pickup. (She has no incall) She actually does not live at that location but she tries to make you think she does. I see an old green Honda civic show up with some dude and she jumps out and runs around so I wouldn't know where she came from. (***** I'm a monger. I keep my eyes peeled trick) Anyway this huge unkept wildebeest starts walking to my vehicle. I a terrified and filled with fear. I didn't have my elephant gun. Anyway she rolls up to my window looking a hot mess. 5,3 190 pounds of nastiness. I politely say (***** you too big) and haul ass before she could ram my car.
She is always on CL. Ad my say "BEST BLOW JOB AND SEX EVER" 60 for BJ and 100 for full. Either car action or take her under a bridge with the rest of the trolls.
She will say she is in Lanham or Bowie. PM me and I will give you the address she uses which is not hers.
JTreehorn14
07-20-15, 07:58
Anyone have experience with this poster? Her usual ad reads as follows:
I'm looking to give a Handjob a.k.a. jerk you off/stroke your cock. I'm an African American thick/BBW who's looking to do this in the Laurel, MD area only. Yes you can touch/suck my tits. I'll be free tomorrow night around 6:00pm for car play. I will not be giving head/sucking dick having sex just so that we're clear. Nudes are welcomed but I will not be returning the favor. If that doesn't interest you I'm sorry. We will keep in contact through email or kik messenger (kik is better though), my # is for family and friends only. Please try to avoid asking questions I've already answered. Send a face pic in the first email or you will not get a response. Again NO FACE PIC, NO RESPONSE. If you're reading this then I'm still looking. Please have a car for I will be picking the meet up spot. Answer this question for me, do you mind being recorded while I stroke you? No face in the frame just your cock. I have no racial preference by the way.
A free HJ is a free HJ, so I'm interested, but I don't like that she gets to pick the spot. Seems too easy for some criminal mischief. That said, her ad is better written and more explicit than seems necessary if she's just setting something up for a robbery, car theft, etc. Plus, she's been running the ad every couple of weeks for at least a year with small tweaks here and there, which makes me think she's serious about just enjoying HJs.
ShortMan22
10-08-15, 22:36
Does anyone know or have a Asian-Americsn utr that they want to share or trade. PM me details.
Anybody seen this one? Advertises on CL Casual Encounter in Lanham and Greenbelt, ad usually states "SEX&BJ I HOST". Said she'd see me for 100, I replied too much, and she came back with 60. Hoping someone has info on her, if not I may TOFTT. Swifty.
Brahmabull
12-16-15, 01:22
Anybody seen this one? Advertises on CL Casual Encounter in Lanham and Greenbelt, ad usually states "SEX&BJ I HOST". Said she'd see me for 100, I replied too much, and she came back with 60. Hoping someone has info on her, if not I may TOFTT. Swifty.Dam you couldn't read just a few posts down by Bigman from July 2014. He already met up with her and gave you the scoop. Run far away from that one. If you met up with her, then I guess you know by now.
Dam you couldn't read just a few posts down by Bigman from July 2014. He already met up with her and gave you the scoop. Run far away from that one. If you met up with her, then I guess you know by now.I did see that post, pictures not even close, and phone number is different.
Saw this ad and I was thinking about giving her a try. But the reviews about pest problems at the address she sent me give me pause as I'd rather not bring stowaways home. Does anyone have any intel?
MrJusnupin1
09-30-22, 18:15
Saw this ad and I was thinking about giving her a try. But the reviews about pest problems at the address she sent me give me pause as I'd rather not bring stowaways home. Does anyone have any intel?Now I too am interested. Got some free time this weekend also!
Good luck and stay safe!
MJ1.
Saw this ad and I was thinking about giving her a try. But the reviews about pest problems at the address she sent me give me pause as I'd rather not bring stowaways home. Does anyone have any intel?I contacted her and set something up but something came up and I had to cancel. Quoted me 130 hr. Told her I was looking forward to her special massage she replied to me she gives a relaxing massage. If you follow through, let me know, I am interested in what she offers.
MrJusnupin1
10-01-22, 10:25
I contacted her and set something up but something came up and I had to cancel. Quoted me 130 hr. Told her I was looking forward to her special massage she replied to me she gives a relaxing massage. If you follow through, let me know, I am interested in what she offers.I might have to pass. I asked the question. "Relaxing massage. Happy ending. Nothing else. $130" I need that penetration at least. Preferably with a BBJ.
Unless there is a DEF opening of the menu on future visits!
MJ1.
So, as stated earlier, I decided to give her a try.
She operates out an apartment in Brentwood and the building looked kind of run down. In person, she only speaks Spanish so we had to communicate through Google Translate. I guess it's time to fire up Duolingo again LOL. The massage was okay, with baby oil, relaxing but not up to the standards of Asian providers.
Now onto the steamy details, OTC roaming was fine everywhere, and limited UTC with bikini area being a no-go. She was fine being rubber through the shorts she was wearing but stepped back when my hand approached the button to loosen them. I don't know if that changes with more visits. Language barrier was a problem. On the flip, just got a regular manual HE while massaging her breasts. Popped in her hand, she cleaned me up and that was that.
Damage was $. 3 and like I said above, it was okay. One thing that I didn't like was that I could hear a baby crying. Could have been from an adjacent unit but since I noticed a stroller while walking in, I assume it's hers.
Not sure yet, if I'll repeat since that's a decent hike from home and it easier for me to get to Tyson's which offer better options. Maybe you can get farther than I did without the communication issue since she seemed pretty amicable. Good luck.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/bts/7548229965.html
BMoreDog69
10-24-22, 21:44
Well, her photo makes her out to be cute as a button. Is the photo accurate?
So, as stated earlier, I decided to give her a try.
She operates out an apartment in Brentwood and the building looked kind of run down. In person, she only speaks Spanish so we had to communicate through Google Translate. I guess it's time to fire up Duolingo again LOL. The massage was okay, with baby oil, relaxing but not up to the standards of Asian providers.
Now onto the steamy details, OTC roaming was fine everywhere, and limited UTC with bikini area being a no-go. She was fine being rubber through the shorts she was wearing but stepped back when my hand approached the button to loosen them. I don't know if that changes with more visits. Language barrier was a problem. On the flip, just got a regular manual HE while massaging her breasts. Popped in her hand, she cleaned me up and that was that.
Damage was $. 3 and like I said above, it was okay. One thing that I didn't like was that I could hear a baby crying. Could have been from an adjacent unit but since I noticed a stroller while walking in, I assume it's hers.
Not sure yet, if I'll repeat since that's a decent hike from home and it easier for me to get to Tyson's which offer better options. Maybe you can get farther than I did without the communication issue since she seemed pretty amicable. Good luck.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/bts/7548229965.html
Well, her photo makes her out to be cute as a button. Is the photo accurate?Yup, photo was accurate. You can find different ones by looking up her name in CL.
Vitamin2270
03-11-23, 21:11
Posted in VA too.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/hws/d/washington-professional-mobile-massage/7596592316.html
Anyone have any experiences? Feel free to DM.
Hey folks, has anyone given this lady a try?
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/hws/d/washington-timeless-sensational-exotic/7609217166.html
The deposit requirement gives me pause.
Hey folks, has anyone given this lady a try?
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/hws/d/washington-timeless-sensational-exotic/7609217166.html
The deposit requirement gives me pause.Never pay deposits to secure appointments with providers. You have no way of knowing whether you'll receive the services for which you're paying, or whether you're simply kissing your hard-earned money good-bye.
Hey folks, has anyone given this lady a try?
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/hws/d/washington-timeless-sensational-exotic/7609217166.html
The deposit requirement gives me pause.In general do not give deposits unless you don't mind being ripped off or losing it.
Fassbender3000
07-20-23, 16:52
In general do not give deposits unless you don't mind being ripped off or losing it.Oh no kidding! I saw this ad here: https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/full-body-nuru-experience-28030.html.
She claims to go all over the DMV, and her descriptions sound great, but the fact that her name isn't on the ad is a problem. When I texted her for an incall appointment for the day after tomorrow, she wanted a deposit of 100. I've done deposits with providers with good reviews and reputations (and who ask for less), but this person with no name, reviews or other ads was a red flag. Really disappointing, because I liked her down to earth good looks.
Oh no kidding! I saw this ad here: https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/full-body-nuru-experience-28030.html.
She claims to go all over the DMV, and her descriptions sound great, but the fact that her name isn't on the ad is a problem. When I texted her for an incall appointment for the day after tomorrow, she wanted a deposit of 100. I've done deposits with providers with good reviews and reputations (and who ask for less), but this person with no name, reviews or other ads was a red flag. Really disappointing, because I liked her down to earth good looks.I never make any deposit to Indy Incall / outcall ladies even though they're verified. Because all data can be fabricated.
MeatyLabia
03-27-25, 19:08
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/hws/d/district-heights-travel-massage-therpist/7837180245.html
Anyone seen her? YMMV?
ExtraPoundAge
06-09-25, 11:04
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/hws/d/district-heights-travel-massage-therpist/7837180245.html
Anyone seen her? YMMV?Thanks in advance.
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/lanham-massage/98syt5Zv7Vj1X1rDojjomX
She's a BBW with large, natural tits, probably mid 20's to early 30's. Speaks only a little English but enough. Office is in a complex with a couple of buildings in Lanham. CBJ and CFS total just under 3. 0. Quite a friendly person and didn't make me feel rushed at all. I'll put this in the MD forum also.
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/lanham-massage/98syt5Zv7Vj1X1rDojjomX
She's a BBW with large, natural tits, probably mid 20's to early 30's. Speaks only a little English but enough. Office is in a complex with a couple of buildings in Lanham. CBJ and CFS total just under 3. 0. Quite a friendly person and didn't make me feel rushed at all. I'll put this in the MD forum also.Thanks for the info. Lanham is a bit of a drive for me, but I was in the area on other business and made a call. Got the address and arrived on time, was asked to wait one minute which became 10. Got the floor and headed up. The elevator opened and I saw a short BBW with tits popping out of her shirt. There are other businesses on the same floor so there were a few other people around. I followed her to her private room which was quite small and cramped with a table taking up most of it. Also very dark. I gave her the quoted 1. 2 for the hour and undressed. Massage was decent and she put my hands between her legs and on her butt a few times. On the flip I squeezed her tits and she took out her tits and got on top of me. She communicated with Google translate which I found difficult when not wearing my glasses. She showed me her phone and I made some noises. Next thing she got off and took her skirt and panties off and put a rubber on me. Got CFS and tipped an extra $, although I wasn't looking for that I just went with it. Appointment was shorted due to late start and due to distance probably won't repeat, but she was attractive and scratched an itch.
Thanks for the info. Lanham is a bit of a drive for me, but I was in the area on other business and made a call. Got the address and arrived on time, was asked to wait one minute which became 10. Got the floor and headed up. The elevator opened and I saw a short BBW with tits popping out of her shirt.How big was her ass?
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/lanham-massage/98syt5Zv7Vj1X1rDojjomX
She's a BBW with large, natural tits, probably mid 20's to early 30's. Speaks only a little English but enough. Office is in a complex with a couple of buildings in Lanham. CBJ and CFS total just under 3. 0. Quite a friendly person and didn't make me feel rushed at all. I'll put this in the MD forum also.The ad is expired now.
She acknowledged that her name wasn't in her ad:
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/district-heights-massage-mens-grooming/sXTWeEjZCHp5SGZT8f6xKf
And when she told me I forgot it by the time I left. She's the woman in the photo, quite thick at this time but will be fat soon if she's not careful. Really nice tits and pretty face.
She answered the door in a thin robe. By the time we got upstairs she had taken it off and sat on the bed to display all her lovely assets. Thinking that this session would go a lot farther than I expected I smiled as I removed my own clothes but kept wearing a very broad smile. Briefly, she'll massage you as long as you want but is more than happy to please you very quickly. You can't touch the kitty or kiss it. She said she'll do a CBJ but not a BBJ, we didn't discuss any kind of FS. I was having difficulty but she kept the handy going until I finished. Total damage was 2. 0 for not a bad experience. Won't repeat though.
She acknowledged that her name wasn't in her ad:
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/district-heights-massage-mens-grooming/sXTWeEjZCHp5SGZT8f6xKf
And when she told me I forgot it by the time I left. She's the woman in the photo, quite thick at this time but will be fat soon if she's not careful. Really nice tits and pretty face.
She answered the door in a thin robe. By the time we got upstairs she had taken it off and sat on the bed to display all her lovely assets. Thinking that this session would go a lot farther than I expected I smiled as I removed my own clothes but kept wearing a very broad smile. Briefly, she'll massage you as long as you want but is more than happy to please you very quickly. You can't touch the kitty or kiss it. She said she'll do a CBJ but not a BBJ, we didn't discuss any kind of FS. I was having difficulty but she kept the handy going until I finished. Total damage was 2. 0 for not a bad experience. Won't repeat though.I actually saw her a while back and while pricey, my session did included FS with her with DATY and she is very good.
I actually saw her a while back and while pricey, my session did included FS with her with DATY and she is very good.Whatever you need for that I didn't have it. I asked for DATY and she said no. As she was sitting down before the service began, with her robe open and everything on display I though for sure there would be far more available. Oh well.
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/bowie-oil-massage-for-everyday-wellness/agGGBpAECLWPgTatxUMp4i
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/columbia-relaxing-massage-and-skincare/ezcwyQY7FvASjefsGBLpDo
JonesApple
09-09-26, 08:39
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/bowie-oil-massage-for-everyday-wellness/agGGBpAECLWPgTatxUMp4i
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/columbia-relaxing-massage-and-skincare/ezcwyQY7FvASjefsGBLpDoThe 2nd one has been talked about on the Columbia forum. Search for kari.
The 2nd one has been talked about on the Columbia forum. Search for kari.There's a Columbia forum on the Prince Georges County thread?
The 2nd one has been talked about on the Columbia forum. Search for kari.First link gave an "outcall fee" and offered a "sensual with extras" to upgrade the massage for the total of 250. Not willing to drop 250 right now but I am sure she will provide what you're looking for.
First link gave an "outcall fee" and offered a "sensual with extras" to upgrade the massage for the total of 250. Not willing to drop 250 right now but I am sure she will provide what you're looking for.Good to know. Thanks.
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/bowie-oil-massage-for-everyday-wellness/eigZLGzq95AZRWDAc9w8kM
I saw her recently. She's currently uses the basement of a house in a decent subdivision in Bowie. That's her in the photos and she's very friendly. Unfortunately I wasn't performing at my best but she was patient and accommodating. We had plenty of cuddles and she seems to enjoy soft, wet attention to her large natural breasts. No DFK, DATY, BBBJ or even petting the kitty even though we were both naked on the bed. She'll happily give CFS but Jr just wasn't up to it that day. If you can still perform with a cover on you might really like her but covers just don't work for me. If she would DFK and BBBJ I'd go back.
JTreehorn14
09-27-26, 16:22
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/bowie-oil-massage-for-everyday-wellness/eigZLGzq95AZRWDAc9w8kM
I saw her recently. She's currently uses the basement of a house in a decent subdivision in Bowie. That's her in the photos and she's very friendly. Unfortunately I wasn't performing at my best but she was patient and accommodating. We had plenty of cuddles and she seems to enjoy soft, wet attention to her large natural breasts. No DFK, DATY, BBBJ or even petting the kitty even though we were both naked on the bed. She'll happily give CFS but Jr just wasn't up to it that day. If you can still perform with a cover on you might really like her but covers just don't work for me. If she would DFK and BBBJ I'd go back.What was the damage to the wallet?
Not really PG County but close enough.
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/waldorf-shower-available-head-to-toe/eCscofM9xkuUYeWx9zxAny
Not worth the time or money. She gives a massage for the full hour but put a condom on Jr. FOR THE HJ. That didn't do it for me. I asked for a BJ and she said more is on offer with subsequent visits as she gets comfortable with me, but there won't be a second visit. She didn't reveal the location until very close to the appointment time so I think she hadn't secured a hotel until it was getting close. Google her number and she has some listcrawler ads which indicate a better time than she delivers. She's friendly enough but just doesn't deliver.
The ad is expired now.Her ad is finally up again.
https://rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/masage-relaxy-94694.html
Not really PG County but close enough.
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/waldorf-shower-available-head-to-toe/eCscofM9xkuUYeWx9zxAny
Not worth the time or money. She gives a massage for the full hour but put a condom on Jr. FOR THE HJ. That didn't do it for me. I asked for a BJ and she said more is on offer with subsequent visits as she gets comfortable with me, but there won't be a second visit. She didn't reveal the location until very close to the appointment time so I think she hadn't secured a hotel until it was getting close. Google her number and she has some listcrawler ads which indicate a better time than she delivers. She's friendly enough but just doesn't deliver.She quoted me 300 for the hour and told me what was and wasn't available. I said thanks and ended up going to Pinefield and had a great time for less.
I said thanks and ended up going to Pinefield and had a great time for less.Oh, did you went to the down to the Pinefield Spa?
Oh, did you went to the down to the Pinefield Spa?Yes Pinefield Spa / Therapy. I saw Bebe.
She quoted me 300 for the hour and told me what was and wasn't available. I said thanks and ended up going to Pinefield and had a great time for less.A good time at Pinefield? I went there years ago and had such a bad time I haven't gone back. I guess I need to try again.
After reading a that post about Pinefield I stopped in when I drove through Waldorf again. It's ok I guess. Msan led me to the room and shortly after a slender provider walked in. She didn't say anything about a table shower but later she said there was one. The massage lasted only a short time then she presented me with a few options. The silicone tits turned me off so I really wasn't interested in the menu. I might go back to sample the table shower. It's not a waste of money but not my cup of tea either.
After reading a that post about Pinefield I stopped in when I drove through Waldorf again. she presented me with a few options. The silicone tits turned me off so I really wasn't interested in the menu.I can never understand why having silicone breasts is such a dealbreaker with some men as unless they're horribly misshapen or scarred this really shouldn't be a problem.
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