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Richie Sambora
06-20-06, 22:11
what,,, did you die?
I hope valerie and linda did not give you a heart attack.... SHARE THE WEALTH OF INFO BRO..............RDD
Tampa Monger
06-20-06, 22:50
Yumi and Yang left. New girl Jay very good.
Is Yang the older woman with the big tits who just recently arrived? How about a description of Jay? Age? Weight? Looks?
Joeson5434
06-21-06, 08:25
Arrived on week ago from China but Korean. Spinner early 30s very pretty and good serivce.
Newbie 2006
06-21-06, 10:50
Be patient with Newbie. Years ago I did coke and pot once and typed like a mother fucker a whole bunch of shit that no one could have possibly given a shit about. I think I wrote about how hookers need respect or some bunch of nonsense. I suspect the majority of you are like me, saw his post and said "what the fuck!" Newbie, cocaine is bad for you little fella. Put it away, put it away, we love you newbie, go to the LIGHT, follow the light!I really don't appreciate you're making fun of me that way. The only drug I use is a prescription drug called Haldol. You shouldn't make fun of people with psychological disorders which are bona fide medical problems. Its not my fault and anyway I feel I have my condition under pretty good control.
Actually, I'm also using some over-the counter zithromax which I picked up on a trip I took to Kenya last month because of a little "dripping" condition I developed towards the end of the trip. I haven't seen a doctor but it seems to be mostly under control now. I have to admit though that that and other recent events do have me re-evaluating some of my practices. I always go bareback in my sessions unless the girl absolutely insists. I just don't like the feel of a condom when I'm having sex. And I've rarely, until just recently, caught anything. Well, I seemed to have also developed a rash after my last session with Tina. So I think the next time I session with her I might wear protection.
Just a helpful word of warning to you guys.
. . .
Actually, I'm also using some over-the counter zithromax which I picked up on a trip I took to Kenya last month because of a little "dripping" condition I developed towards the end of the trip. I haven't seen a doctor but it seems to be mostly under control now. That and other recent events do have me re-evaluating some of my practices. I always go bareback in my sessions unless the girl absolutely insists. I just don't like the feel of a condom when I'm having sex. And I've never, until just recently, caught anything. Well, I seemed to have also developed a rash after my last session with Tina. So I think the next time I session with her I might wear protection.Osaka is now off my list. I use condoms, but not for oral, and I'm going to be making a visit to the doc for that reason. Newbie may be kidding, but I'm not taking any chances, and if he is kidding, it's not fucking funny.
I really don't appreciate you're making fun of me that way. The only drug I use is a prescription drug called Haldol. You shouldn't make fun of people with psychological disorders which are bona fide medical problems. Its not my fault and anyway I feel I have my condition under pretty good control.
Actually, I'm also using some over-the counter zithromax which I picked up on a trip I took to Kenya last month because of a little "dripping" condition I developed towards the end of the trip. I haven't seen a doctor but it seems to be mostly under control now. I have to admit though that that and other recent events do have me re-evaluating some of my practices. I always go bareback in my sessions unless the girl absolutely insists. I just don't like the feel of a condom when I'm having sex. And I've rarely, until just recently, caught anything. Well, I seemed to have also developed a rash after my last session with Tina. So I think the next time I session with her I might wear protection.
Just a helpful word of warning to you guys.Is there any doubt that this Fuck is pulling our chain? Let this be the last time we recognize his existance.
Chase Star
06-21-06, 12:10
I can't decide whether this newbie guy is really this messed up or he is really just pulling our leg. Either way it may not be such a bad thing. Perhaps his white slavery talk scared away a few customers. And his unsafe sex practices might scare a few more. Now if we can just get Newbie to stop going himself, or at least wear a rubber and not over tip when he does, we'll be all set. As I've said before we've promoted this business to the point that it is "too busy" and prices may be in danger of going up or quality down. A dose of reality or maybe unreality may be just what we need at this point if it keeps their business down to manageable levels.
Newbie if you really are for real, please please please get yourself checked out by a doctor. You really have no idea what else you may have contracted and be spreading around. My god!!!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go check out this Jay gal before Newbie gets a hold of her.
OK Newbie. Good luck with all those issues you shared bud. I will be sure to really work on how my words have real impact on the feelings of those people who are....welll....like you Newbie. I know I speak for the rest of us when I say we sincerely and totally dont give a fuck. However, we still love you and are thrilled that you are going bareback and likely spreading diseases to the ladies we like to frequent. Thanks for letting us know you got a rash and that we can all rely on your strong state of mind next time to wear a condom.
Sorry guys, I promise I wont say another word to our friend newbie.
Ya, OK, Anyways, met Jay last night. SHe is a sorta plain looking chick. Lots of fun and all but blah looking. Services like Tina. But Tina better looking.
However, now that I know I am relying on a psychopath with a rash not to infect her or others by hoping he wears a condom, I might pass for a while.
DO I reccomend Jay? Not if you have a rash. But if you dont have a rash and your name doesnt rhyme with screwbie, then I'd say for pure variety sakes she might be worth a shot.
She is trim but not really thin. Real teets but small, maybe a b cup.
Good Points CHase Star,
Hey guys, wouldnt it be great if Osaka really was like all the fantasies we have discussed. I mean imagine if an AMP really existed like that.
Oh well, we can all still keep dreaming. I actually kinda like all this storytelling. Its fun. And you know who is doing an excellent job playing the role of fucked up mental case. Do I smell OSCAR?
Tampa Monger
06-21-06, 12:40
I saw Jay this morning. Kinda cute, but her services were nothing like Tina's in my opinion. She was very rushed. Eventually, I had to tell her enough was enough and had her get Miko to finish the job. Normally I'd see Tina, but I'm all Tina'ed out right now.
I will not repeat with Jay.
Richie Sambora
06-22-06, 07:47
You better take this newbies info to the bank.
READ THIS.
This is like a person writing you a check, They also tell you not to cash the check till monday, because the money is not there yet.
With that said, that person does not have to pay you and gets away with it.
You can't even have them arested, Nor can you press charges, Because they told you the money was not there.
Telling you he has a few sicknesses and infecting women. the money not being there part, represents His way of thinking ( in a nice way) I use money loosely in this.
POINT: Trust your gut, the dude says he has been to kenya and he does not use a condom. What do you know or have heard about kenya?
I told you the fish smell was there and was slammed a few times By board members, I've dreamed about 2 girls there at the same time and have not gone back since. For you all who think otherwise good luck. FISH smell is bacteria, and who knows what else is lurking in that stuff.
This dude claims to have a drip, NOT GOOD, while infecting the girl with the drip it may carry Many other micro viruses, Do you really need the headache and worry.
99.99.% OF my Stories are here to help contribute to having fun while doing it safe and for the comrodery.
I suggest if you do not know a new person, does not bring any wealth of info to the board , Don't contact.
Let them read thru the old and new posts JUST LIKE WE ALL HAD TO DO WHEN WE STARTED. Not saying it should be like that for all, but You all know what i am talking about.
For all we know this could be FLAT FOOT SCREWING WITH YOU, but then again take a chance and you could be screwing with yourself.
I have been here for many years. The old board, now this ONE.
TAKE what info you get.
check it carefully before you act (common sence)
Think 3 times before doing anything, because somewhere in the middle of the thinking, your small head interrupted your gut thought.
Osaka and any other place, you need to protect yourself.
There is a monger on another board who does not use condoms either.
He claims he has never caught anything.
I find that hard to believe.
YA DA YAD A YADA.. I could carry on but not here to preach.
I do that on sunday while trying to FIND the local church sluts and moms.
There out there..........Stay Safe all.......................RDD
Richie Sambora
06-22-06, 21:57
mild 2 wild 411??
Hey Tampa Bum.
All go ok with the Dr.?
Chase Star
06-23-06, 09:15
Osaka is now off my list. I use condoms, but not for oral, and I'm going to be making a visit to the doc for that reason. Newbie may be kidding, but I'm not taking any chances, and if he is kidding, it's not fucking funny.That's your decision. Whether newbie is kidding or not, did you really think that there weren't already people like him out there before he started posting? The unspoken dirty little fact in this hobby is that there are guys that go bare and there are providers that let them and when you session with one of those providers you are in a sense sessioning with all the jerks that came before you. Simply put, this is nothing new. We take our chances.
Case in point, Joe Redner's HIV+ daughter was just arrested for streetwalking along our favorite thoroughfare. She knew her condition and did it anyways. Do you think she's the only one? Do you think there aren't many other hookers and also johns with that and also other less serious diseases knowingly or unknowingly doing the same thing.
Personally, I think going bare for the prelims and wearing protection for the main act is usually safe enough for ME (except for herpes with the former). I don't mess with sw's but I know just from this board that many guys do who also mess with the girls at the AMP's so I never fooled myself into thinking that it was necessarily all that much safer. I don't know what I or other guys may spread to the girl through the BBBJ but I do know I get myself tested regularly and come up clean. Any guy that participates in this hobby with any regularity should also be visiting the doctor and getting tested on a regular basis too, whether he's showing symptoms or not. Its just part of the cost of doing business.
Thanks for the REALITY check!
That's your decision. Whether newbie is kidding or not, did you really think that there weren't already people like him out there before he started posting? The unspoken dirty little fact in this hobby is that there are guys that go bare and there are providers that let them and when you session with one of those providers you are in a sense sessioning with all the jerks that came before you. Simply put, this is nothing new. We take our chances.
Case in point, Joe Redner's HIV+ daughter was just arrested for streetwalking along our favorite thoroughfare. She knew her condition and did it anyways. Do you think she's the only one? Do you think there aren't many other hookers and also johns with that and also other less serious diseases knowingly or unknowingly doing the same thing.
Personally, I think going bare for the prelims and wearing protection for the main act is usually safe enough for ME (except for herpes with the former). I don't mess with sw's but I know just from this board that many guys do who also mess with the girls at the AMP's so I never fooled myself into thinking that it was necessarily all that much safer. I don't know what I or other guys may spread to the girl through the BBBJ but I do know I get myself tested regularly and come up clean. Any guy that participates in this hobby with any regularity should also be visiting the doctor and getting tested on a regular basis too, whether he's showing symptoms or not. Its just part of the cost of doing business.
That's your decision. Whether newbie is kidding or not, did you really think that there weren't already people like him out there before he started posting? I've been doing this a long while, and I'm not naive. I'm well aware there are idiots out there, and that some providers simply don't give a shit if they are ill, or if they pass along something nasty. I gave up SWs years ago for the simple reason that the risk to price/thrill calculation didn't work out for me, and Osaka goes out the window for the same reason. I probably would have dropped it anyway, but newbie's post cemented it for me.
I get tested regularly as well. I'm doing a bit sooner this time around. It's one thing to be aware in the abstract that people are doing stupid things, it's quite another to have someone post in a public forum that they are going bareback while exhibiting symptoms of the clap in an establishment that I've spent time in recently.
Like you said, it's my decision. I'm not knocking anyone who evaluates the risks differently, with the exception of newbie, if he's telling the truth.
Member #4074
06-23-06, 16:59
Any guy that participates in this hobby with any regularity should also be visiting the doctor and getting tested on a regular basis too, whether he's showing symptoms or not. Its just part of the cost of doing business.
I concur with Chase on this one. I've been mongering for about 20 years now - here and abroad - and I get tested regularly. In fact, just recently, I placed and received an order for thirty 500 mg CIPROs from the Indian website: www.qualitygenerics.com, just in case I catch the drip from some of these WSW's during BBBJ sessions. I also keep a stock of Doxycycline (100 mg) for Chlamydia. These are some of the risks associated with this hobby.
Tampa Monger
06-23-06, 17:38
This hobby is one of calculated risks. Sex of any kind with a condom is completely useless to me. I go limp in a condom immediately. Fortunately my fetish is seeing ****** swallow my cum, Down-The-Hatch style, if you're familiar with the series of pornos. So I stick to getting blowjobs.
That said, I'm aware of the risks from bareback oral, which are small, but not zero. I am willing to take that risk because I have no choice. It's either get out of the hobby or take the risk, because condoms aren't an option for me.
I think it's a bit silly to worry about who's blown a load in some hooker's mouth before you, and what he might have had. The truth is, you never know, and the mere fact that he had something doesn't mean she does or that you will. If infection (of any kind) were a certainty, every human alive would be dead by now.
Now, on to bareback full service. Have I done this? Yes, but very, very, very rarely. The last time was with a non-pro named Megan, who I posted about a long while back. I paid for her and my ELISA test beforehand. (I'm one of those people who believes that heterosexual transmission of HIV is an extremely, fantastically rare occurrence that's not worth worrying about. However, Megan was a former junkie, and that's a high-risk group.) Like I said, I'm not worried about HIV. What I worry about is herpes. Will I ever get bareback full service again? Hell yes. It'd have to be a very special situation, but I wouldn't rule it out. It'll never happen with a massage parlor girl or a street girl, that I can tell you.
Bottom line: this is a hobby of calculated risks. It's a game of sexual poker, and you have to decide what level of risk you're comfortable with. I've rambled enough.
Well guys,
A fairly recent statistic surfaced in San Francisco re AMP girls.
It was either 25% or 35% had Hepatitis, which I've been told is pretty easy to get from BB sex. No cure either.
Chase Star
06-23-06, 19:30
Like I said, I'm not worried about HIV. What I worry about is herpes.As long as we're discussing discouraging statistics, TM should know that HIV may not be a serious concern for the receiver of a BBBJ but herpes happens to be one of the more likely STD's one can get from that particular practice. The incidence rate for that in the GENERAL population is at least as high as those AMP stats that Bachatero just posted and there's no cure for it either. Or maybe that's exactly WHY he is more worried about herpes.
Hello everyone,
Does Jay have a cherry tattoo on her chest?
Thanks for any info.
MotherFucker
06-24-06, 00:54
There's no cure for Hepetitis, but there -is- a vaccination for Hep-B. Hep-B is a nasty little bugger that can live outside the body on cold steel for DAYS, and infect you through a hangnail. I work around blood, so I got vaccinated. It's a series of three shots, and they leave your left arm useless for a little while, but it's not expensive and it's worth it.
Now that I'm getting medical advice from mongers, I wonder if I can go on webmd.com and find a doctor than can help me get laid?
Richie Sambora
06-24-06, 16:01
ha ha ha ha heeeeeeeeee heeee ,.......Stay Safe all................RDD
R Consultant
06-26-06, 01:24
hell everything else is on there.........
Richie Sambora
06-27-06, 22:22
Scrub screws Monger while working her way thru medical school.........
BOOK WORM BY DAY ........... deep throat sally by night........ yep, i'm convinced. these days anything is possible.....Stay Safe all.........RDD
I know of a real estate agent that fucks her customers to get them to buy and she is known for bj's to close the deals ........ this comes from a reliable source.................Now i do not know about you, but i would just have to be intersted in buying the property.......getting my dick sucked has nothing to do with closing the deal...... are people that stupid??? don't answer that
R Consultant
06-28-06, 09:49
I wonder is I was just looking for some property then act interested and throw a few curves to get some throat action and then get a free bj and tell her when she gets better to give me a call...
Will it work?
Yeah really!! I could spend a saturday looking at a few houses...
I wonder is I was just looking for some property then act interested and throw a few curves to get some throat action and then get a free bj and tell her when she gets better to give me a call...
Will it work?
Tampa Monger
07-01-06, 00:25
Had an awesome session with Tina tonight. I decided to dine behind the Y. The food was every bit as good as the Y. Clean and fresh.
Mike Wazowski
07-01-06, 03:57
Had an awesome session with Tina tonight. I decided to dine behind the Y. The food was every bit as good as the Y. Clean and fresh.
Indeed. Tossing Tina's salad is a pleasure I've enjoyed, myself. She certainly seems to enjoy it, too.
IWannaBInAsia
07-04-06, 00:50
Sorry for posting multiple times. Didn't know my message would be a delayed post.
IWannaBInAsia
07-04-06, 00:51
Sorry for posting multiple times. Didn't know my message would be a delayed post.
IWannaBInAsia
07-04-06, 01:12
Indeed. Tossing Tina's salad is a pleasure I've enjoyed, myself. She certainly seems to enjoy it, too.I found this site today and thought I'd check out some of the action in Tampa. I'm new to the area and was glad to read some of these reviews. It put me in the mood to do some of my own hunting.
I saw a review for Lily's Spa and thought I'd check it out. Wanted to try Osaka, but after reading about the idiots going there with a known drip, I thought I'd play it a little safer in other areas. I went to Lily's, a.k.a. Sunshine Spa, and was pretty happy overall for my first trip in Tampa. The mamasan at the door greeted me and she would have been fine with me. She was no spring chicken, but neither am I. I may have known her back in Korea in the 80's...hmmmmm.
She was on the phone when I arrived and I recognized she was Korean, so I spoke to her in Korean. She was very surprised I could speak to her and she promised to bring a pretty girl who would please me...and she was a knockout. Miki was tall and thin with a nice rack (all bought and paid for) that may have been too big, but what a pair!!! She was decked out in a USA star-spangled bikini that fit very well. Happy Birthday America!
Miki's table shower was very friendly and lasted quite a while after I spoke to her in Korean. She dried me off, took me back to the room but then only gave me a lackluster massage. Spent about 15 minutes doing my back and legs and then told me to flip over...
SOME FICTIONAL ACTION OCCURS HERE...
The view was great but the action was mediocre at best. Hell, if I wanted that, I'd still be married. So the hour I paid for lasted about 40 minutes with a little more time spent in chit-chat. Tally at the end...$1.50.
I didn't know the typical market prices but thought I'd see what I could find. I love Korean gals (for looks and language) and would love to find another AMP with a Korean team, but I need some guidance from you local mongers. Any tips would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks!
The Fat Guy
07-04-06, 13:22
I love Osaka. I don't care that some retards come on this board and try to ruin it for others by spreading rumors or by being stupid. There are inherent dangers in everything, those that don't protect themselves or don't care are the fools. Some fool comes on here and is flamed for over tipping, he responds with crap about having a drip? I like how grade school that became, I was suprised there were no "Yo Momma" jokes.
Anyways, I went last night for some pre-4th fireworks, Sunny (who I had once before and wasn't happy with the outcome then) provided me a specatcular performance that made up for the last time. Details? Ummmm, not here.
Just a side note.....I will not drive all the way down 301 ever again though, that is one shitty road. I should have taken 75 but I decided to take the scenic route, not the best idea.
Travelrr 433
07-05-06, 17:19
Ok, so let's get this board moving! New reviews make for better information and an educated consumer is their best customer. On my way to town the other day, I stopped in Bangkok to see if my friend was working. I was told by the old lady that if I were to drop .80 in her hand , that she would make sure that the massage was delivered. In place of my long lost friend appeared a very attractive Korean about 27 yrs. old named Hanna who justed arrived at the office in the last four days.
Interesting little uniform of bright bule panties and bra with a zipper. Too bad she would not let me touch her perfect little spinner body for anything less than $$.
The bums rush was on and this little cute thing with nipples like erasers emoved the top to reveal the perfect twins after an very poor $ CBJ.
Taking one for the team .180 having to tell everyone else to stay the hell way, Priceless!
Travelrr 433
Hardwood123
07-05-06, 23:20
Any reports?
Hardwood123
07-05-06, 23:22
Hello everyone,
Does Jay have a cherry tattoo on her chest?
Thanks for any info.
Nope.
Tried her with Tina the other day. nice enough... Tina gets excited when she sees me now. Squeels , calls my name and jumps me!
Horny Yankee
07-06-06, 00:05
[QUOTE=Hardwood123]Nope.
Tried her with Tina the other day. nice enough... Tina gets excited when she sees me now. Squeels , calls my name and jumps me. miko gets hat way with me. she calls me her daddy
Horny Yankee
07-06-06, 00:06
anybody here ever use the chat room on this site , anybody ever on it ...
Tampa Monger
07-06-06, 04:59
Any reports?
I second that. I'd love to hear a report about Mimi. I didn't know there was yet another new girl. Age, weight, enthusiasm, looks, etc. would be appreciated. (Not just "she was good," although there's no reason to get explicit.) I took one for the team with Yong. I think this time I'll wait for someone else to take the first trial run. :)
Of course, if this is the same Mimi who used to work at Osaka, please let us know that also. The reports about her seemed less than enthusiastic.
Hey guys, so whats the story with the new chick, truth of fiction?
Post or PM me if you know anything about this new chick. Nothing quite as exciting as possible new Osaka meat. But if the quality aint there no sense wasting the trip.
Hope yall had a great 4th. Hooked up with some Craigs List escort. Bad experience.
Fla Monger II
07-08-06, 16:45
Hey guys, so whats the story with the new chick, truth of fiction?
Post or PM me if you know anything about this new chick. Nothing quite as exciting as possible new Osaka meat. But if the quality aint there no sense wasting the trip.
Hope yall had a great 4th. Hooked up with some Craigs List escort. Bad experience.
Who was it? Can you give us the heads up so we can avoid it?
I have been going to Osaka for about 6 months and I've always used protection. To be extra safe I bring some with me. I usually get with Sunny or Tina and never had any problems. I think I got the Drip from Miko about 2 weeks ago. We used her condom but as I was plugging away the condom got stuffed up in her. The Dr. gave me some antibiotics. I’m starting to recover. The worst part was the culture test. The nurse put a huge Q-tip swab up my little pee pee hole. Felt like fire up in there. Be careful, Lovely
Tampa Monger
07-09-06, 21:17
OK, for all you helpful people that I know have been to Osaka but refused to post any information, here's the scoop: I just called Osaka and mama-san told me that there is a Mimi, and she's the very same Mimi that used to work there, the one with the bad reviews ("fat, bad attitude"). So there ya have it.
Hardwood123
07-10-06, 12:11
OK, for all you helpful people that I know have been to Osaka but refused to post any information, here's the scoop: I just called Osaka and mama-san told me that there is a Mimi, and she's the very same Mimi that used to work there, the one with the bad reviews ("fat, bad attitude"). So there ya have it.
Thanks, Monger. Now I know I won't ask for her..
Stopped by this past weekend for a little relaxation. I was met at the door by Janie. She was slim and attractive. I had a nice TS and she made sure I was quite clean. I asked for a medium, then soft massage, which worked out quite well.
We had an enjoyable intermission where we spoke french. We covered up and things progressed from there to satisifaction. Before, she said something about taking good care of me if I took care of her, which was a bit out of the ordinary.
After the intermission, she gave my arms and legs a good rubdown and we chatted. She was very friendly and I got the impression she is from China.
A good time was had by all.
Osaka. I could have sworn I had put that in there.
Joeson5434
07-10-06, 20:44
Sounds like he talking about JAY.
Chase Star
07-12-06, 11:50
Some Korean phrases you can use to impress the girls at Osaka:
Imi shimi pet pojida = You're a real nice girl
Doltaegari =You've got a beautiful face
Jotkara = Fondle my nuts gently
Some Korean phrases you can use to impress the girls at Osaka:
Imi shimi pet pojida = You're a real nice girl
Doltaegari =You've got a beautiful face
Jotkara = Fondle my nuts gently
imi shimi pet pojida = your mother has a bald pussy
doltaegari = You've got a big fucking stone head.
jotkara = castration of testicles
ano shipal = fuck off
From: Cussing in Korean http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=532729
Derogatory:
babo = stupid
Pyongshin = fool/retard
Kourtong = idiot, clown (not too offensive)
shipsekki/keesekki = cry baby
Exclamation:
Shiba = fuck
Jotkatta / Jottetta = my testicles vanished/were removed
Threatening:
Chugule? = wanna die?
Mogule? = wanna get beaten up?
Inpolite:
Takcho! = Shut up!
BoJi: **** (strongest swear word I know in Korean)
BaBo / Mongchongi / Mangu: Idiot, dumbass
NaPpeun Nyeon: Fucking ***** (very bad)
NaPpeun Nom: Bastard (much milder than Nappeun Nyeon)
ShipPal Nyeon: Fucking **** (also very bad)
MaJjilAe?: Want a beating?
JookEulAe?: Want to die?
MiChyeoSseoh?: Are you crazy?
GoChu: Dick
PanGo: Fart
Mae-Rong!: Nyah-nyah! (a favorite among kids)
KoTakJi: Booger (my friend's favorite line to his students: "KoTakJi MokJiMa!" "Don't eat your boogers!")
OngDong-i: Bum, ass (also the hips)
AkMa GaTeun YeoJa/NamJa: Devilish woman/man
Ddong: Shit
DdongJip: Asshole (as in the part of the anatomy, not as in a bad person; literally means "shit house")
WangTa: Social outcast, loser
YeopGi: Weirdo
Miscellaneous exclamations:
MapSoSa!: Oh my God! (just a generic exclamation of surprise; no literal meaning AFAIK)
SeSang-E!: Similar to Mapsosa!. Literally means "in the world!" so I guess it's similar to the English "What in the world..."
O-TteoGe!: Literally "how!" Used for many purposes, from confusion to excitement.
JinJja?: "Really?" Used as a question, but I've also heard middle school girls using it as an exclamation (combined with playful hitting) directed at their friends when the friend does something embarrassing, like talking to a foreigner. ;-)
Chase Star
07-14-06, 10:20
LMAO, I was wondering who would finally pick up on that. Lots of great info in your follow-up post.
After an extended hiatus from the AMPs I wandered back to Osaka. First time saw Sunny. Not a hottie by any stretch of the imagination but her massage was almost therepeutic and her follow on services "unique" (some of you know what I mean but seniors can PM me for details). I left smiling.
Second time spent 30 minutes with the perky Tina. Hot body but a little plain in the face. Wonderful smile, though. No need to go into the details, you all know how talented and entertaining Tina is. I left smiling and slept well that night.
Tampahunter
07-15-06, 14:41
Had a session with her today. Nice body, nice/small on top. Erasers though. PM for details.
Heard from girl at Nagoya that they were robbed Friday night /Sat. morn. - by two black guys - one with gun. They did not call cops. This is the third I have heard about in the area.
Tampa Monger
07-16-06, 18:31
Tina told me that she is leaving within the next few days and Penny will be returning as her replacement. Tina's not leaving permanently, though, she says she'll be back in about six weeks.
I've never seen Penny, so I'm kinda excited.
I remember Penny! I am glad to hear she is returning.
I would definitely check her out!
Rooster
Tina told me that she is leaving within the next few days and Penny will be returning as her replacement. Tina's not leaving permanently, though, she says she'll be back in about six weeks.
I've never seen Penny, so I'm kinda excited.
I have received service from Jay/Jey (whatever) several times. She said she was Chinese. She is really sweet and attentive. I would kidnap her if I could get away with it! :)
She's happy with the standard tip although she subtly hinted she wanted more the first time I saw her.
Tina told me that she is leaving within the next few days and Penny will be returning as her replacement. Tina's not leaving permanently, though, she says she'll be back in about six weeks.
I've never seen Penny, so I'm kinda excited.
I had the distinct please to meet Penny. Attractive girl (er, I mean woman). Very nice body with a nice pair of (fill in the blank). She knows what she is doing and is a fun gal to spend some time with.
Details? Not here...
Tampa Monger
07-19-06, 10:58
I saw Penny recently. Those who say her looks are equivalent to Tina's should probably get their heads examined. Both heads. Looks-wise, she's not even close. Tina is vastly younger- and tighter-looking.
That said, I agree with those who say Penny's service is top-notch. No doubt of it.
When it's all said and done, I prefer Tina, particularly when she lets her hair down. Actually, my favorite is Yumi, but she's gone, never to return, from what I hear.
Still, Penny will be an excellent substitute until the return of Tina. Osaka needs a girl with a body and face like Yumi. That chick was the best-looking of all, with a really nice ass.
I agree with Monger. Penny is no Tina in the looks category. Pouch belly, stab marks, etc. But she does have pretty nice teeters and her service is pretty good. But she really seems to enjoy herself which is cool. TS was decent.
Saw her on Wednesday. But have been ill since Wednesday night. No real reason to think they are connected but you know how you get paranoid about that stuff. Probably just got a cold or something. I did have to tell her to put on an umbrella. That kinda bothered me.
She said she was on vacation in LA. I think these chicks have a cycle of NY, Tampa, LA.
Normal dual jackson reward/bonus.
Tampa Monger
07-27-06, 03:32
This hobby is one of calculated risks. Sex of any kind with a condom is completely useless to me. I go limp in a condom immediately. Fortunately my fetish is seeing ****** swallow my cum, Down-The-Hatch style, if you're familiar with the series of pornos. So I stick to getting blowjobs.
That said, I'm aware of the risks from bareback oral, which are small, but not zero. I am willing to take that risk because I have no choice. It's either get out of the hobby or take the risk, because condoms aren't an option for me.
I think it's a bit silly to worry about who's blown a load in some hooker's mouth before you, and what he might have had. The truth is, you never know, and the mere fact that he had something doesn't mean she does or that you will. If infection (of any kind) were a certainty, every human alive would be dead by now.
Now, on to bareback full service. Have I done this? Yes, but very, very, very rarely. The last time was with a non-pro named Megan, who I posted about a long while back. I paid for her and my ELISA test beforehand. (I'm one of those people who believes that heterosexual transmission of HIV is an extremely, fantastically rare occurrence that's not worth worrying about. However, Megan was a former junkie, and that's a high-risk group.) Like I said, I'm not worried about HIV. What I worry about is herpes. Will I ever get bareback full service again? Hell yes. It'd have to be a very special situation, but I wouldn't rule it out. It'll never happen with a massage parlor girl or a street girl, that I can tell you.
Bottom line: this is a hobby of calculated risks. It's a game of sexual poker, and you have to decide what level of risk you're comfortable with. I've rambled enough.
Just got a comprehensive suite of STD tests, including a DNA PCR HIV test, and I'm negative on everything. I wasn't surprised to be negative on the big stuff, but I was surprised that after years of BBBJs and very occasional BBFS I'm negative even on the little stuff, too. You'd think I'd have something, right? Nada.
I encourage all you mongers out there to get tested regularly. I get regular HIV tests but this is the first time I've gotten it all done at once. I plan to do the same every six months, unless I get the drip or something.
Congrats on passing your tests! After a couple years of stalling, I had all of them run too a couple weeks ago with negative results. I too am amazed how clean I was after some of the chances we take...
Lincoln Log
07-27-06, 20:31
Gentlemen,
I was in town on business and went to Osaka the other day around 2:30. Got Penny. I've read the posts on her and was really looking forward to her service. Well, it started almost as soon as she got me into the room. As I was still undressing, she came in and helped me take off my pants. She was on her knees in front of me and after she helped me step out of my pants, she slowly sucked me into her mouth and then smiled and said, "I'm going to have fun with this later." After a somewhat quick TS, we went back to room where she performed a pretty decent massage. While still on my stomach, she laid on top of me and rubbed her tits on my back and down to my ass which was nice. I turned over and she asked, "what do you want?" I said, "everything" and she squealed "Oh Yes!" She gave a really enthusiastic BBBJ almost bringing me to completion a couple of times. We then covered up and went mish and doggie until I could hold out no longer. After the clean up, she asked if I wanted her to finish the massage, as I had a little time left on my hour. Of course I said yes, and she gladly massaged my arms and chest. However, she then started slowly stroking me again and commenting on my manhood. I asked if she might try for another round and she said my time was up. Not to be denied, especially since she now had me hard as a rock in her hand, I said that maybe we could add a few minutes to my time. She gave me a sly grin and immediately started another great BBBJ/HJ. I wasn't sure I was was going to be able to produce another cup, especially after having donated just minutes before, but she soon had me spurting between her nice tits. I gave her three jacksons for the total time. Moral of the story...it never hurts to ask for a few more minutes..you might just get it.
Later Dudes,
LL
Tampa Monger
07-31-06, 15:52
I just recently started seeing Anna, and she is now a favorite of mine. Others have reported less-than-stellar service from her, but she seems to be on fire every time she sees me.
On top of it, she gives a top-notch, vigorous massage. She walked on my back and cracked my spine in places I didn't know it could be cracked! My back is so fucked up that the massage was actually the best part of the session, although everything was superb.
Tina is also an excellent back-walker. If you've never had this, you've got to try it. I feel like I could run a marathon.
I went on a fishing trip to Tampa bay this weekend and had to make the detour to Osaka. This would be my 2nd visit, the first time was Anna. Also must agree with TM she was quite pleasing. On this visit it was Sunny. Not as pretty or petite but knows her craft. After a review not long ago about a smelly snatch was afraid to FS so opted bj/hj instead. Well imho Sunny is really gifted orally but was in a bigger hurry than me so switched to hand shake and she had some surprises for me there. Things that are a first for me and I liked it, hope this does not make me gay. One of the great things about this place is no up sell or any prices discussed at all. They simply ask what you want. They never offer sex for money and I guess that is what keeps them out of trouble. Hope to make it back again soon for more sampling. Hairball
I've been to a couple of places on Kennedy, but not to Osaka.
The two, three, or four jacksons quoted sounds almost too cheap to be true.
I've found that three-four jacksons gets a hj, and for everything, one is looking at around one to two Franklins.
Is the normal tip for everything really just 3-4 jacksons?
Appreciate the info,
Yanqui69
Hardwood123
08-05-06, 23:36
I've been to a couple of places on Kennedy, but not to Osaka.
The two, three, or four jacksons quoted sounds almost too cheap to be true.
I've found that three-four jacksons gets a hj, and for everything, one is looking at around one to two Franklins.
Is the normal tip for everything really just 3-4 jacksons?
Appreciate the info,
Yanqui69
try 2- 3! they will be happy with two
try 2- 3! they will be happy with twoFor the hj, that's understood, but for the Osaka service, are we still talking about "the works" for jacksons vs Franklins? Will have to see for myself, but just want to avoid a last-minute surprise.
Thanks,
Yanqui69
Newbie 2006
08-06-06, 10:30
Is the normal tip for everything really just 3-4 jacksons?I always tip 3-4 jacksons at Osaka and usually get pretty good service.
Hardwood123
08-07-06, 11:19
For the hj, that's understood, but for the Osaka service, are we still talking about "the works" for jacksons vs Franklins? Will have to see for myself, but just want to avoid a last-minute surprise.
Thanks,
Yanqui69
2 Jacksons will do just fine. for four, two girls will do anything to make you happy! Why raise the donation for the rest of us???
For the hj, that's understood, but for the Osaka service, are we still talking about "the works" for jacksons vs Franklins? Will have to see for myself, but just want to avoid a last-minute surprise.
Thanks,
Yanqui69
Ive been there probably 15-16 times and 40 gets excellent service. Dont pay attention to Newbie...he spends alot to compensate for his small penis.
I have visited Osaka several times also. After RTFF I had to see if the prices was this good. They are and damn what a time.
Well worth the drive South to have this kind of service for the prices. Enjoy and be safe, WAV.
Memphis Guy
08-07-06, 18:42
I saw this web site and watched a few and the girls say they are from Tampa.
Any seen these girls?
http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.co...nfessions_1.htm
Chase Star
08-08-06, 19:00
MemphisGuy,
Here's an old post from TampaRican who says he saw Gina ("Serial Killer's **** Sister") on Nebraska, but that was nearly 2 years ago. Maybe someone else has seen one more recently.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=309615&highlight=crackwhore#post309615
I think Chris (America's Most Wanted) was a Nebraska Ave. regular for a while but don't know what ever happened to her. Probably OD'd or died of AIDS for all I know.
Orlando Goat
08-08-06, 23:13
Looking to change things up last week and not go to Osaka and spend more money I went to Yoshiko Spa on Kennedy. This place has been my fallback since way back when. Went to the place about 6 months ago and found that the girls were hot but you paid for it. So I tried again and found the same results. Had a session with Summer, very good shower as she was very thorough. She wore a two piece outfit that a stripper would wear, showing off her black bra and thong. I am sucker for this shit. She gave the cursory massage, they added a mirror on the side of the wall so you could watch, nice touch. She asks for the flip and gives the usual quote $$, negotiate down but only so much. Now I understand Osaka is the best deal in town but this girl was a 8.5 -9 . She tells me to flip over and then tosses my salad. She then places her breasts in my mouth and then she gets into the 69 position. This made me nervous but I mainly licked around while she CBJ. I would have loved to go to town if I was prepared. It was nice and clean (famous last words) shaven and tight. She thens mounts me and and I go for as long as possible give how hot she was and tight. Very nice but costly.
One question: I try to small talk at the AMPs, where you from blah blah blah. All Korean, originally from Flushing, NY and down here 3-6 months, work 10 hours a day 6 days a week. Is this for real or a canned lines? Anyone try to get services outside of the AMP from these girls?
One question: I try to small talk at the AMPs, where you from blah blah blah. All Korean, originally from Flushing, NY and down here 3-6 months, work 10 hours a day 6 days a week. Is this for real or a canned lines? Anyone try to get services outside of the AMP from these girls?
There is a large Korean population in the Flushing, Queens area and it seems to be the hub for supporting a wide AMP network. Los Angeles is the west coast hub.
10 hours a day 6 days a week? That is generous. Most work from the time the doors open until the time the doors are locked at night.
As for off-campus activities, it depends. The turnover of girls kind of gets in the way. By the time she knows and trusts you and is willing to meet you outside it is time for her to move on. Besides if she is working 7 days a week, it is challenging to find the time to sneak off just you two. And lastly even when she does go "on vacation" she's going back to NY or LA and will not hang around Tampa.
I have had the oppurtunity to visit Osaka on a number of occasions and have sampled Penny, Tina and Anna. (Can't tell the last two appart sometimes until I'm into the session.) Silly me. Always a massage with FS for about .6 w/ tip of .1 for very good service, been there enough times now where I have a comfort level with Tina (Always good service) and Anna, (once she did not remember me until late in the session, but was quick to make up for it!) Highly recommend this place if you are cool and like a good value for your hard earned money.
Is it possible to "DATE" the AMP girl's outside the amp? Yes it is possible but long and detailed explanation on how to do it.
I have dated many successfully and had "vacation relationships" with them. Most like to come to FL. for vacation. Most are here illegal and work like crazy with very little time off. They support families and pay for children's education back in their countries of origin.
"Flushing" is the Korean capitol of the East coast. Been there many times to visit.
You will find two different varities of AMP girl's. Korean and Yambein. Yambein is in China just across the border from South Korea.
The Yambein are mostly HJ girls and do not do full service with some exceptions. Usually educated and had a decent occupation in their country, yet they can make more $$ here in states doing massage.
I have dated school teacher's, opera singer's, as well as accountants all from Yambein. Most are down to earth and just want someone to spend time with and enjoy a small vacation.
Most of the Korean's I have dated are interested in one thing,$$$. They treat you good but be prepared to lay out the green when you take one on vacation.
The Chinese? Totally different scenerio. Selfish, self-centered but damn beautiful and worth the cost and effort to date.
Thai, ( my companion as we speak ) do not trust easily and took a lot of effort and time to get this one to go on a date. Best of the bunch so far and a keeper per say.
Give the girl your phone number and tell her if she gets bored to give you a call and you will help her learn English. She will get bored, it is a boring job.
It also helps if you have a lawyer friend that will help them if they get busted, and they will. They all do. So that is a great ice breaker to give them your number and say if they get a "problem" to give you a call and you will contact your friend. Let's the girl know you actually care about her more than just a piece of leg.
It help's top get in good with mamasan or kitchen mama. take the time to get to know them. Take them a bottle of good whiskey as a present.
If the owner or mamasan trusts you then the girls immediately feel comfortable as they put their freedom in the mamasan's hands as far as not getting busted. So if mamasan say's you are OK then the girls are easier to gain access to and mamasan will let them out to date after hours or take a couple days off for small vacation.
Well enough of the rambling's to summarize YES it is possible and yes it is a lot of fun but be prepared as they do tend to get possive once they get attached to your company.
Enjoy and be safe WAV.
Had a session with her today. Nice body, nice/small on top. Erasers though. PM for details.Had the pleasure of meeting her tonight as well. Really nice, decent English. Gave her a tip of 3 Jacksons and she was very pleased with that. Top notch service with no hassles at all. Average massage, quick TS. The important stuff was very good however.
Tampahunter
08-13-06, 11:39
Nice to know she's still there. Had two sessions over last two weeks with Penny. Saw a new girl in a room, real hot, wondering if there are any reports.
Who are you guys talking about?
Nice to know she's still there. Had two sessions over last two weeks with Penny. Saw a new girl in a room, real hot, wondering if there are any reports.
Who are you guys talking about?
Osaka girl named Janie or Jamie
Joeson5434
08-13-06, 20:20
Visit last thurs jay/jane/is gone mama told me. Only Anna, Penny and Sunny there now. Meiko and Tina return soon.
Tampa Monger
08-14-06, 16:11
Tina has returned from her vacation, and I had the pleasure of the very first session with her.
Green_Thumb
08-15-06, 01:59
Coming to Tampa soon. Do any of the parlors have any non-korean's avail? White , Cuban or Latino would be a nice change of pace.
Thanks,
GT
Mike Wazowski
08-15-06, 15:16
Did a late night visit to Osaka last night. Penny greeted me at the door. Easily the least attractive of the three girls I've seen there - the other two being Tina and Miko.
BUT Penny's session was incredible. I can't believe this happened to me but I think she shaved 26 years off my age and reduced me to a first timer! The foreplay she innitiated while I was still face down on the table and continued after the flip had me so hot and bothered that I popped on entry!
I was getting that "Oh no, not yet!" feeling as she put my hat on and she slid down the pole so slowly it was like she just sqeezed all my "little Mike Wazowskis" out of their sack.
I can't believe I lasted exactly half a stroke but that homely girl knew all my hot spots and hit each one, several times, before the mount.
While, slightly, embarrassed at my lack of performance, I did leave extremely satisfied.
Paid a visit to Osaka recently and was greeted at door by Penny. She is a doll...amenable to most anything. Great massage..walk on back..and a pro rubdown. At some point she got naked and gave a body to body rub...flipped and asked my pleasure. BJ was great...had no idea when she slipped cover on. With time left she gave the hot towel treatment and returned to massage. All in all a great session.
Dodger Bulldog
08-22-06, 00:44
Returning to the area after a long absence, I couldn't wait to try this place out based on what I've read.
Penny met me at the door, and seemed disappointed when I asked for Tina. Tina just sounded more like my type.
She was great: young, pretty, slender, gentle, and eager to please. I was very satisfied.
One question for you regulars. After paying .6 for a half hour, and offering .2 for a tip, she told me the usual tip was .4.
What is the going rate for the tip?
MattinFLA said he tipped .1 and they were happy. I don't want to be a sucker and ruin the prices, nor do I want to be tight and spoil my sessions in the future.
Thanks,
DB
Fla Monger II
08-22-06, 10:59
Usual tip at Osaka is 40
Usual tip at Osaka is 40How about for an hour?
For those of us from out of town, could someone post some directions to Osaka and Yoshiko spas?
Dodger Bulldog
08-22-06, 21:15
Osaka is at 1205 Hillsborough Ave:
http://www.google.com/maps?hl=en&hs=Ga1&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=osaka+spa&near=Tampa,+FL&radius=0.0&latlng=27947222,-82458611,6154134401747104969&sa=X&oi=local&ct=authority
Legalize it
08-22-06, 22:08
Yoshiko is on the north side of Kennedy near Westshore. The girls are hotter at Yoshiko, but it will cost you more. As they say, you get what you pay for.
Chase Star
08-23-06, 19:15
As they say, you get what you pay for.That may well be true in SOME cases, but the real question is whether its worth how much more you'll pay to get that higher quality. There is a substantial difference in rates between Osaka and the other AMP's (more than double) and not all of them have higher quality. But even when the girls are hotter is it worth that premium? That's a question each guy has to assess for himself.
Also, you don't ALWAYS get what you pay for. I already mentioned that there are some other AMP's with Yoshiko rates where the girls are no better than they are at Oasis. I could also point to the many cash-'n-dash and bait-n'-switch escort operations in town. Even so, you can get still better quality than AMP's like Yoshiko for LESS money IF you know the right provider.
Chase is confused. Go anywhere but Osaka, the service is terrible...you should look elsewhere for sure. More expensive but worth it!
That may well be true in SOME cases, but the real question is whether its worth how much more you'll pay to get that higher quality. There is a substantial difference in rates between Osaka and the other AMP's (more than double) and not all of them have higher quality. But even when the girls are hotter is it worth that premium? That's a question each guy has to assess for himself.
Also, you don't ALWAYS get what you pay for. I already mentioned that there are some other AMP's with Yoshiko rates where the girls are no better than they are at Oasis. I could also point to the many cash-'n-dash and bait-n'-switch escort operations in town. Even so, you can get still better quality than AMP's like Yoshiko for LESS money IF you know the right provider.
If you stay an hour .6 is normal, half .4
Returning to the area after a long absence, I couldn't wait to try this place out based on what I've read.
Penny met me at the door, and seemed disappointed when I asked for Tina. Tina just sounded more like my type.
She was great: young, pretty, slender, gentle, and eager to please. I was very satisfied.
One question for you regulars. After paying .6 for a half hour, and offering .2 for a tip, she told me the usual tip was .4.
What is the going rate for the tip?
MattinFLA said he tipped .1 and they were happy. I don't want to be a sucker and ruin the prices, nor do I want to be tight and spoil my sessions in the future.
Thanks,
DB
Chase Star
08-24-06, 07:51
Chase is confused. Go anywhere but Osaka, the service is terrible...you should look elsewhere for sure. More expensive but worth it!Dafacer, you're confused or at least maybe I wasn't making my self clear. "You get what you pay for" may be a valid saying in general terms. But I was TRYING to say pretty much the same thing as you, that in general it DOESN'T apply to AMP's or even P4P. Other AMPs cost much more than Osaka. OCCASIONALLY, you'll find one like Yoshiko where the girls are hotter. MOST of the time for other AMPs, the quality of the talent in the looks department is no better or much worse. But even in that rare case, like Yoshiko, a) looks is just one component of service quality and doesn't always correlate with the overall quality of service and b) the other aspects of service are usually much worse when think about how you have to coax every bit of extra service out of them each time (always for more money). However, AMP's are not the only P4P option. Even there one usually finds that cost does not usually correlate that well with quality of service. And for the most part, mere looks doesn't correlate with either of them either unless you're talking bottom end and the so-called street walker scale where you can get some real bargains but you definitely get what you pay for there.
Does anyone have any experience on this new massage parlor? It is in North Tampa, on Ehrlich. Thanks!
It is all about what you're looking for. If you really want a hottie then visit Bangkok or Yoshiko and be prepared to pay the premium rates those girls command. You may enjoy the service or you may be disappointed.
Osaka has gotten a lot of press on account of it's service and its value. While girls like Tina and Penny are attractive they do not compare with the babes some of the other spas import from out of town.
The ironic thing is that back-in-the-day, Bangkok had hotties and was relatively inexpensive. Remember Connie? I would try to see her weekly and at the end of the month I still had money left over.
Tampa Monger
08-24-06, 18:52
My all-time favorite was Yumi, but they tell me she's gone for good. She just had a much nicer ass than any of the other girls, and I'm an ass man.
My current favorites are Tina & Anna. I plan to have a double with them soon, just like my mind-blowing double with Tina & Yumi just before Yumi left.
If you guys are aware of any new girls, I'd love to know. Right now I think the line-up is small. Tina, Penny, Anna, Sunny, and possibly Miko.
TremontTeddy
08-24-06, 19:54
I've seen Tina, Penny, Anna, Mimi(gone) & Sunny. Have not seen Miko yet, but heard of her. Do u have to pay two house fees for the double, plus standard tip for both?
John Kelly
08-24-06, 21:26
TM,
I think that there is another one there as well. I think Lilly is still there.
Tampa Monger
08-25-06, 00:01
I'm pretty sure Lilly left a LOOOONG time ago, unless she's back. I never met her but heard about her.
I've seen Tina, Penny, Anna, Mimi(gone) & Sunny. Have not seen Miko yet, but heard of her. Do u have to pay two house fees for the double, plus standard tip for both?
One house fee, double tip. Best deal in town.
R Consultant
08-25-06, 08:22
I saw Sunny yesterday.. All I can say is I think these ladies tell each other some good tips for us regular customers. From the table shower to the ending she did a really good job. I cant wait till next week. Total damage was .1
Happy HUntin..............
Tampa Monger
08-25-06, 13:21
I saw Sunny yesterday.. All I can say is I think these ladies tell each other some good tips for us regular customers. From the table shower to the ending she did a really good job. I cant wait till next week. Total damage was .1
Happy HUntin..............
I don't like Sunny at all and had a terrible time with her, so I'm glad you like her! Also, she's not my kind of thing in the looks dept.
Can anyone describe Miko - Meiko? I have only seen Tina and I am trying to figure out who to see next. Tine was definitely my type - young, slender, attractive, great massage.
Do any of the ladies at Osaka have long hair? All the ones I have visited have had short hair.
Do any of the ladies at Osaka have long hair? All the ones I have visited have had short hair.
If I recall correctly, Tina has shoulder length hair.
John Kelly
08-25-06, 19:03
I'm pretty sure Lilly left a LOOOONG time ago, unless she's back. I never met her but heard about her.I could be wrong. That's always possible. Easy way to find out. Next one there simply ask if Lilly has returned.
OneEyedWorm
08-27-06, 09:20
Couple of weeks ago had a session with Sunny. That was quite an experience to say the least. First time I have had my prostrate massaged during a massage. I felt as if I was going to have an accident the whole time. Sunny really gave me a through TS paying extra attention to my important features. Then during the massage likewise. Reverse as well and I enjoyed it. You can't go wrong with any of the girls at Osaka they all have different techniques which make it more interesting. Oneeyed
Richie Sambora
08-27-06, 18:13
Hey all, I hit Osaka the other night TOO!.
Had a great time.
Table shower was great, service was great and la -di- da.
Sunny was good. She wanted to know, why i had no tan lines?
Seen some other monger walking down the hall with his ass hanging out,Hey don't you know how to robe yourself with the towel?
Don't want to see your white ass.
So my question is, why bother holding the towel in front of yourself?
Thought i would spread the Joy.
Stay Safe, all............ RDD
So my question is, why bother holding the towel in front of yourself?
Perhaps to hide the physical anticipation of things to come?
John Kelly
08-27-06, 22:16
Mayhaps what was up front was a l-o-t easier to cover than what was bringing up the derriere? Consider it in terms of square inches of available covering material versus 3-D surface area of what needs to be covered, as well as opportunity costs...if he covers one, then the other must feel a draft.
Or perhaps, on the other hand, what was up front was a l-o-t harder [to cover] and thus used up most of the available towel.
If I myself was confronted with such a choice, I believe that I would feel compelled to spare any ass-ociates an unsolicited view of my anal cleft by strategically employing the towel and present myself, however reluctantly, to my host as a pull-toy.
Lolligagger
08-28-06, 01:39
Had a great time the other night, great service as usual.Only problem I
had was when I was walking down the hall with my towel wrapped around
my front, some weirdo was looking at my ass.
Chase Star
08-28-06, 21:18
Ahem, guys wouldn't the sensible solution if there's a shortage of coverage to put the gap on the side where you can also happen to hold it together easily with your hand. That way the really critical areas in BOTH the back and front would be covered. Duuhh.
Hard Working 19
08-28-06, 21:31
Would have hated to be in the place when this happened...
http://www.tampabaylive.com/stories/2006/08/060828spas.shtml
John Kelly
08-28-06, 22:20
Chase Star: Great idea! We should have known that you would cut to the Chase!
Although time frames weren't discussed, the video makes a good case for going during the day, when robberies are somewhat less likely to occur.
Tampa Monger
08-29-06, 09:47
According to mama-san, there's a new girl today at Osaka. (I spoke to her yesterday and she didn't know the new girl's name.) I'd take one for the team, but work obligations mean I won't be able to make it to Osaka for a few days.
A review of the new girl, with details of her looks, would be much appreciated. If not, I'll get to it in a few days.
According to mama-san, there's a new girl today at Osaka. (I spoke to her yesterday and she didn't know the new girl's name.) I'd take one for the team, but work obligations mean I won't be able to make it to Osaka for a few days.
A review of the new girl, with details of her looks, would be much appreciated. If not, I'll get to it in a few days.A description of the looks of each of the girls would be very helpful.
I'll start: Tina - Late twenties, 115-120 lbs, small breasts, slender, about 5'0, little longer than shoulder length hair, attractive face, small butt, great skin - about a 6 of 10.
Tampa Monger
08-29-06, 14:37
Oh, and if it's a girl that has already worked there, like Yumi or Lilly, it would be great to know that, too. I never saw Lilly, but Yumi is my all-time favorite.
Fla Monger II
08-29-06, 14:46
Sunny-About mid 40s, 5-2 maybe 125 shoulder length hair (maybe a wig?). Large chest, average face. Nice walk on back.
TremontTeddy
08-29-06, 21:07
Sunny- Prostate exam available.
Tina- Young & Fun.
Penny- Older version of Tina
Hard Working 19
08-30-06, 14:15
Apparently at 2:30 PM yesterday afternoon.
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=06057650
Immigration hold. Won't be getting out anytime soon.
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=06057651
Richie Sambora
08-30-06, 14:45
More than likely they or one read this forum.
Hope i am not standing on the table getting blown while i am just about to pop. I may just spray and shit at the same time<<<<<
Stay Safe all.
Speaking of weirdo looking at your ass.
I see nothing wrong with walking without a towel and let the dick swing in the wind.
She usually is holding it as i walk anyway.
Towel in front, gee's what are you thinking...........
http://www.tboblogs.com/index.php/newswire/comments/spa_employees_arrested_on_felony_charges/
Tampa Monger
08-30-06, 17:52
Nope. Mama-san said, "she no good." Tina left today at 4pm and will be gone indefinitely, perhaps permanently. Two new girls are supposed to arrive.
I went for the Tina & Anna double special, which was awesome but left me strangely horny for more. I'm thinking about hitting the streets because I don't want to spend a lot of money and just need some skank to swallow a fat load.
Nope. Mama-san said, "she no good."
I understand that Bangkok and Magic are looking for new help...
Tampa Monger
09-01-06, 10:35
OK, there is a new girl today at Osaka. Mama-san referred to her as "Yong" on the phone, but when I got there "Yong" said she'd decided to call herself Shishi. (This is definitely not the same Yong that was briefly there before.)
Now, this Shishi didn't impress me much when I first saw her. She smokes cigarettes and her hair has a very faint odor of it. Also, she has smoker's teeth. I thought she was too damn tiny, but I was surprised how great she looked once the clothes came off. No ass to speak of, but nice hips, beautiful skin, and really pretty small breasts. Great, enthusiastic service in all departments, and very tight. She has turned out to be my favorite of the current girls (Anna, Penny, Sunny, Shishi).
I'm still waiting for the return of Yumi or some girl like her. Yumi was the best-looking girl I've ever seen at Osaka. Young, pretty face, hot body, great ass, and a very pretty pussy.
[QUOTE=I'm still waiting for the return of Yumi or some girl like her. Yumi was the best-looking girl I've ever seen at Osaka. Young, pretty face, hot body, great ass, and a very pretty pussy.[/QUOTE]Yumi probably won't be back. She left because she had gotten married and her husband did not want her working the AMP!
I went to Osaka yesterday and parked in back. One of the girls opened the back door (which all said to go around front) and led me into a small waiting area. A few minutes later she led me to the first room on the right from the waiting area and asked if I wanted 30 minutes. I said I think so, and asked how much, for which she said 60 so I forked it over and she told me to get undressed and she would be right back.
Now I have been to modeling and body rub places before, so all this was expected. She came back into the room as I sat buff on the the table and asked me if I wanted a shower. I declied, as I would have to go home and didn't want my SO to wonder why I was freshly showered in the afternoon.
So she had me lie down and I asked her if I tipped now and she said she didn't understand. I layed down, ass up, and she asked if I wanted hard or soft (as she demonstraited) and I chose soft. At this point, I asked her her name so I would know who I was dealing with and it was Sunny.
After a few minutes with her gently rubbing me, mostly around my ass, I asked if she was going to undress. She asked if she could trust me and I said yes and gave her tit a tweek to show I was not a cop.
I told her I had heard good things about her and that I was told this was a good place to come. I flipped over, she got more comfortible, and then did a bbbj for a while. Next she got on the table with me and continued the bbbj and then used a lot of baby lotion and finished me off.
It wasn't exactly what I was expecting, but I left with a smile never the less. The best part was though when I was redressing, she had me sit down and put my socks on for me. I have never had a pro do that before and I found it stangely erotic in itself. Like having my own little gisha.
Pease - Roc69
Tampa Monger
09-01-06, 19:51
Yumi probably won't be back. She left because she had gotten married and her husband did not want her working the AMP!
I can understand that. Thankfully the day before she left I did the Tina & Yumi double special, one of my best experiences ever ever ever.
Tina's still around, saw her today...
Nope. Mama-san said, "she no good." Tina left today at 4pm and will be gone indefinitely, perhaps permanently. Two new girls are supposed to arrive.
I went for the Tina & Anna double special, which was awesome but left me strangely horny for more. I'm thinking about hitting the streets because I don't want to spend a lot of money and just need some skank to swallow a fat load.
Tampa Monger
09-01-06, 21:04
That's weird. Maybe I misunderstood, then. I hope she stays.
Tampa Monger
09-02-06, 16:28
I think all of us that go to Osaka should start suggesting to the girls that are unshaven that they shave those forests. I can't stand pussy hair and I think most of you are probably with me on that. (A small landing strip is OK, neatly trimmed.)
If enough of us send the message, they'll start to get it.
TongueBather
09-02-06, 18:03
I think all of us that go to Osaka should start suggesting to the girls that are unshaven that they shave those forests. I can't stand pussy hair and I think most of you are probably with me on that. (A small landing strip is OK, neatly trimmed.)
If enough of us send the message, they'll start to get it.Gotta part company with ya monger. I love bush. I am sick of every provider being bald.
Tampahunter
09-03-06, 00:35
Saw Shishi at Osaka for first time tonight. As some may like, she was nicely trimmed. Not bad overall. Slim; small naturals w/erasers. Tosses a nice salad, also athletic. PM for details.
I agree, shave that hair. I want to see that pussy in full plain view and see those pussy lips and anything that might NOT should be there.
NE1 able to give more details on Sashimi?
Tampa Monger
09-03-06, 14:53
I agree, shave that hair. I want to see that pussy in full plain view and see those pussy lips and anything that might NOT should be there.
NE1 able to give more details on Sashimi?
Sashimi? hahah. I wrote a bunch about her below. Just scroll down to "New Girl!".
I think I better go check her out tomorrow night. Tough to ignore a new baldy with tight gear. Hope her teeth are not as nasty as the previous post suggests though. Nasty teeth are a real turn off.
Ill ask if she likes Gyros.
Sounds like the Yumi Tina combo meal deal is something I missed. Lame.
Hey guys I got 3 off the wall tips for you that have really worked for me:
1. Let her "catch" you tugging yourself when she walks in. Usually she will giggle but it sure gets them right to the point fast. REALLY puts them as ease too. I almost ALWAYS have a more playful time when this happens especially with new "therapists". Walking into the shower at attention will almost assure a better TS.
2. Tell her to turn up the lights. Just because she dims the lights does not mean you cant ask for her to turn them up. No sense going into a dark cave not knowing if there are bats or other pesky things you want to avoid. Right guys!
3. Tell her what you want. I used to be shy and hope for the best now its "OK lets F*** first, then you showere me and scrub my balls real good, then we come back and you can walk on my back, then ill flip over you put your P**** in my face and let me F*** your mouth untill I come again and if we have any time left over, you can tell me about how you immigrated here from some farm in cambodia while you tie my shoes". That usualy puts them on the right track.
All fiction of course. But imagine if any of this were really true how fun that would be!
OK Funfella out
I'm sad to report I'm as fucked up as you are.........
I think I better go check her out tomorrow night. Tough to ignore a new baldy with tight gear. Hope her teeth are not as nasty as the previous post suggests though. Nasty teeth are a real turn off.
Ill ask if she likes Gyros.
Sounds like the Yumi Tina combo meal deal is something I missed. Lame.
Hey guys I got 3 off the wall tips for you that have really worked for me:
1. Let her "catch" you tugging yourself when she walks in. Usually she will giggle but it sure gets them right to the point fast. REALLY puts them as ease too. I almost ALWAYS have a more playful time when this happens especially with new "therapists". Walking into the shower at attention will almost assure a better TS.
2. Tell her to turn up the lights. Just because she dims the lights does not mean you cant ask for her to turn them up. No sense going into a dark cave not knowing if there are bats or other pesky things you want to avoid. Right guys!
3. Tell her what you want. I used to be shy and hope for the best now its "OK lets F*** first, then you showere me and scrub my balls real good, then we come back and you can walk on my back, then ill flip over you put your P**** in my face and let me F*** your mouth untill I come again and if we have any time left over, you can tell me about how you immigrated here from some farm in cambodia while you tie my shoes". That usualy puts them on the right track.
All fiction of course. But imagine if any of this were really true how fun that would be!
OK Funfella out
Chase Star
09-04-06, 18:35
I don't want to write yet another typical Osaka report. "Went to Osaka, saw so and so and she rocked my world.) However, I did go to Osaka only I'd like to report back on something a little different I found out somethings that some might find interesting and either reassuring or disturbing. I was engaging in the usual chit chat with my girl (who shall go nameless for this report) and she revealed at least what I feel are some interesting tidbits.
First of all, during my massage and in the course of the typical light conversation I mentioned that a lot of the girls seemed to move around between these various MPs and asked whether they were somehow connected. Now I didn't actually come out and say Korean mafia or white slavery ring, just suggesteed that I thought they might all be owned by the same people. Nonetheless, she answered like the whole idea that there was some sort of link between them was ridiculous AND she mentioned that she just "applied to work" at different places whenever the work slowed down at whatever place she was currently at, just like any regular job. I don't know if that is the stock answer they are given but she seemed very credible in the way she said it so I think that should put to rest most people's questions that these places (or at least this place) are part of some white slavery ring since the girls apparently CHOOSE to work there. That doesn't mean there might not be some sort of informal network between them or that there aren't various "house rules" at each that must be followed, just as many businesses have their "Employee Guidelines", but again it is NOT slavery (Okay, Newbie?)
Secondly I asked her (somewhat stupidly) how she liked working there to which she honestly replied that she hated it, but again not a reply I'd expect a slave be allowed to give and I got the sense that she said that in not altogether a different way than someone working for minimum at Walmart or McDonalds would say they hate their job. Not all of us are so lucky as to be doing something we really like but we do what we have to do to make a living. And again apparently these girls CHOOSE to do what they do despite the hardships and the undesirability of what they sometimes have to do because it pays more than those other jobs or is the job they can get. This one girl said there were times when she would reach her limits and refuse to do certain things with certain customers if she really didn't want to. Agan, that doesn't sound like slavery to me.
Okay, perhaps nothing very surprising with any of that so far. But what she said next is what I think some of you will really find more interesting. Typically, working girls I see always remark on how large my dick is. No, that's not what I thought you'd find so interesting. Patience, I'm getting to that. And, no, I'm not saying that to boast since I know my dick is rather average or perhaps maybe a little more than average. I've always written off these remarks to the girl doing a little ego-stroking but what she said next leads me to believe it might be something more. Apparently, according to this girl, most of the guys that come into Osaka have "little stubby dicks" (which she said while laughing and making a gesture like she was jacking off a dick while only having to use 2 fingers) so maybe I just seem large to her in comparison. That's the disturbing part. Sorry guys if this applies to any of you.
Of course, none of that bothers any of these girls since they'd probably just as soon prefer having all their sessions with such guys. The much more reassuring part is that she also said that most guys that come in were very gentle and knew how to treat a woman nice and they really do appreciate that.
Wait, there's a little bit more and this is where it really gets interesting. She then went on to tell me about one regular in particular that "all the girls detest" and "none really want to have a session with". Apparently he's a mechanic, a big and tall guy (but not overweight) that likes to give it to the girls very rough. He gave the new girl ShiShi a real going over when he was in sometime in the late afternoon early evening last Friday (TampaMonger sampled her in the morning so he's in the clear). According to this girl, and I quote "No woman would want to be treated like that anywhere else so it's no surprise he has to come here and pay for it". As it is, none of them really like being with that guy either and they all hope not to get picked. So if this jerk is out there reading this, he might want to rethink his style.
Hunter Valley
09-05-06, 14:28
It was my first time to the area so I stopped by. Not knowing any of the girls I figured who ever greeted me I would just get the massage from them. I was met by Penny, she was tiny which I normally like in girls and also she looked like she was a real looker back in the day, but unfortunately that time has long passed. The massage was ok although a bit rushed. 1) I was just wondering are all the girls about her age? I'm a younger guy and she looked like she was twice my age. 2) I liked her petite look and was just wondering if all the girls are about her size as well?
Horny Yankee
09-05-06, 19:31
can anybody tell me what days and hours the new girl shi shi works , please let me no , i might stop by there this thursday ......
Tampa Monger
09-05-06, 21:55
Chase Star
Great report, Chase Star. Yeah, I'm not rough with the girls. That kind of thing doesn't appeal to me at all.
Horny Yankee
Just call them. They always answer. Osaka Spa on Hillsborough. I always call ahead.
I aint that dude either and dont appreciate him ruffin up my girls. BUT remind the dumbass that she has a choice. I don't like the payin for it routine...shouldnt throw stones man.
Chase Star
09-06-06, 08:05
I aint that dude either and dont appreciate him ruffin up my girls. BUT remind the dumbass that she has a choice. I don't like the payin for it routine...shouldnt throw stones man.
Wasn't throwing any stones at you either. I know you went with Tina on Friday. And wasn't throwing stones at those that pay, as we all do that. But paying simply out of choice and paying so you can abuse a person are 2 entirely different things. Any way the mystery is still out there....
Hardwood123
09-06-06, 12:42
I can understand that. Thankfully the day before she left I did the Tina & Yumi double special, one of my best experiences ever ever ever.
So did I. Are we twins? I've done Tina Anna too and that sure was fun....
Anyone one know which girls are still there?
They come and go so fast - it's confusing.
No Chase, I was referring to her throwin stones with the pay for it stuff...Its a sad day when we get dogged by hookers with talk like that, whether we are an asshole or not. What I don't get is if she or any of the other girls dont want to service a particular dude, why are they?
Wasn't throwing any stones at you either. I know you went with Tina on Friday. And wasn't throwing stones at those that pay, as we all do that. But paying simply out of choice and paying so you can abuse a person are 2 entirely different things. Any way the mystery is still out there....
Tampa Monger
09-06-06, 22:24
Anyone one know which girls are still there?
They come and go so fast - it's confusing.
Last I knew this was the lineup:
Anna
Sunny
Penny
Shishi (new)
Tina - My fav. is "on vacation"
Any of the girls there big enough for a little Russian?
Tina - My fav. is "on vacation"
Any of the girls there big enough for a little Russian?
I believe Sunny can accomodate that request. Besides, if "you clean" you might get some special favors.
OK Im not easily wowed having been to most every MP around the country. But I must say the SHI SHI and ANNA duo was quite an experience. I left exhausted. I have no idea why more people dont post about Anna. I have been a die hard Tina fan and enjoyed her quite a bit. But I think Anna is more lively, dirty (in a good way), and seems to enjoy more.
If you have a question about what happened, just assume the answer is yes. Try it, trust me. Tell them Mark sent you and you want "the Anna and SHI SHI fun pack"
You will thank me.
Horndog Man
09-09-06, 23:19
Sad Evening for the Horndog.
Went to Osaka for some fun, came back- for the 1st time- disappointed.
Emma met me at the door (only one there I guess)
Paid the fee, got the rub, made the move and I got the universal symbol for a HJ. I said BJ, she signed HJ. I said no, BJ, she said no BJ. FS? Nope, just HJ. Now Im in the bind all mongers dread- do I do the deed I dont want or waste the time I've invested?
Went for the HJ..which was one of the best HJs I've had. But that's like saying a Yugo is a car.
Anyway, had enough positives to out way the negative, but Im staying clear of Emma.
Horndog out
Mamasan siad that a new girl was due to arrive.
Joeson5434
09-11-06, 16:54
Is Emma a new girl at Osaka. Never heard of her.
Sad Evening for the Horndog.
Went to Osaka for some fun, came back- for the 1st time- disappointed.
One of two things may have happened. The other girls were either at church or at the Bucs game.
One of two things may have happened. The other girls were either at church or at the Bucs game.I'm going with the Buc's game on this one, though I would imagine they left this last one early.
Zhuxi
I'm going with the Buc's game on this one, though I would imagine they left this last one early.
Zhuxi
It's the accent that's confusing you. If the girls say "Me likee bucks" they're not talking about football. It's time to offer a tip.
Here's an article about Korean sports. If the boss tells a girl to go fly a kite it's offering her a day off.
http://www.lifeinkorea.com/Activities/traditional.cfm
It's the accent that's confusing you. If the girls say "Me likee bucks" they're not talking about football. It's time to offer a tip.
Here's an article about Korean sports. If the boss tells a girl to go fly a kite it's offering her a day off.
http://www.lifeinkorea.com/Activities/traditional.cfm
Hmmmmm. I suppose if some mongers played this game with spa girls, the young things might end up on orbit.
Nol-Ttwigi (Korean See-saw)
Unlike in the West where riders sit atop either side of the see-saw, nol-ttwigi participants stand on their side, then jump up, forcing their partner into the air on the opposite side. This game is popular among females, usually during traditional holidays and festivals.
Now here is something to consider! If mamasan dumped sand in all the rooms we could innocently claim we are merely participating in traditional Ssirum! I'm not sure about the spectator aspects though.
Ssirum (Korean wrestling)
Ssirum is somewhat similar to Japanese sumo wrestling, with two opponents trying to wrestle each other in a sandy ring. The one who throws his opponent to the ground wins a point. The annual competitions attract many spectators.
Tampa Monger
09-12-06, 21:29
I have a suspicion that "Emma" might be "Anna" misheard, but I could be wrong. The description of the session sure doesn't sound like Anna.
Horndog Man
09-12-06, 23:02
Emma/Anna could have been intimdated by the little man, but I think it was one of those kinda weeks.
After the Anna or Emma experience, went to DC and ALMOST got caught by LE on a CL hook up. I have the Jedi-Monger thing going, the force was with the provider- and I mean police force. Something seemed wrong, there was a second door to the room and the provider was smoking when I came in at 10pm, but there were no butts/ashes in the ash tray. Her plan on the money wasn't right (when does a provider say "put the money on THIS nightstand?). And the room was right near a stairwell and out of the way.
Anyway, the Horndog left before the money was exchanged and heard about the bust on the radio.
Too the rockies out there- Trust your insticts and you too can put the missle in the exhaust hole (w/ a condom, of course).
Still can't beat DC for the Blonde 19 yo providers.
Be safe, Wrap that wizzard.
I'll be coming to Tampa on a business trip in late October. While I'm there, I'd like to partake in some Tampa AMP action. I've been doing my homework, reading through the 2006 posts, and have a good feel for what to expect at both Osaka and Yoshiko. I'd plan on visiting each while I'm there. I'll be certain to report back.
That being said, I have a question concerning the lesser reported on AMPs. I'll be staying at the Westin Tampa Harbour near the Convention Center. Without the availability of a rental car, getting to distant AMP locations may become problematic. Are there any other AMPS (Korean or otherwise) close by to the Convention center that I should try? I'd be willing to forego FS for a HR only AMP if it's conveniently located. Just PM me the name and I'll map it on my portable GPS.
Many cities I've traveled to have had adaquate taxi service to get me to distant AMP locations. What's the story with Tampa? Is taking a cab to (and from) an AMP from the hotel a reasonable/realistic option? I don't recall any posts that have commented on the neighborhood at Osaka or Yoshiko. Is it a safe area to wait for a cab?
I'm also open to a private session with an independant provider, should someone care to recommend one.
Feel free to PM me if you prefer. Any advance help would be greatly appreciated. I'd be happy to return the favor with New England information.
Guest123
II'll be staying at the Westin Tampa Harbour near the Convention Center. Without the availability of a rental car, getting to distant AMP locations may become problematic. Are there any other AMPS (Korean or otherwise) close by to the Convention center that I should try? I'd be willing to forego FS for a HR only AMP if it's conveniently located. Many cities I've traveled to have had adaquate taxi service to get me to distant AMP locations. What's the story with Tampa? Is taking a cab to (and from) an AMP from the hotel a reasonable/realistic option? I don't recall any posts that have commented on the neighborhood at Osaka or Yoshiko. Is it a safe area to wait for a cab?
There are no AMPs close to your convention center location. Yoshiko and Bangkok are west of downtown on Kennedy Blvd. Quite a hike.
Osaka is considerably further away, being near 275 and Hillsborough Ave.
Without a car, a cab is your only real option. Since you'll be at the Westin the concierge should be able to hook you up. If you don't care what the cabbie thinks, just tell him to circle back in an hour and he'll have a return fare.
Neighborhoods? I have never had any problems on Kennedy, but then again I usually dash from the car to the AMP. Osaka can be a bit scary for an out of towner on foot. Not recommended.
TremontTeddy
09-13-06, 20:44
I asked for Anna recently, whom I’ve only seen once, and was looking to switch things up. When she came to the room she looked a little different, I didn’t remember Anna's breast being that big. Maybe I got Emma?
There's also a new girl named Lisa. Lisa is mid 30’s to 40, Its so tough to tell with the Koreans. 5’-2, short straight dyed brown/reddish hair, C-cup, limited English at times. Usual Oska service.
So I guess the current roster as of this week is: Lisa, Sunny, Anna/Emma? And another new who could be Shi-Shi. Tina still on vacaction.
Fla Monger II
09-13-06, 22:01
Guest123, let me add something to the report below about Osaka...taking a cab there is a bad idea, especially at night. You won't be able to get one back to your hotel from the street. Maybe you could get them to call you one after you're done...but if money is not a problem, honestly, just go to Yoshiko.
And like he said below, there are no places within walking distance from there.
Congrats on the sting awareness...excellent! What/who is DC? What am i missing?
Emma/Anna could have been intimdated by the little man, but I think it was one of those kinda weeks.
After the Anna or Emma experience, went to DC and ALMOST got caught by LE on a CL hook up. I have the Jedi-Monger thing going, the force was with the provider- and I mean police force. Something seemed wrong, there was a second door to the room and the provider was smoking when I came in at 10pm, but there were no butts/ashes in the ash tray. Her plan on the money wasn't right (when does a provider say "put the money on THIS nightstand?). And the room was right near a stairwell and out of the way.
Anyway, the Horndog left before the money was exchanged and heard about the bust on the radio.
Too the rockies out there- Trust your insticts and you too can put the missle in the exhaust hole (w/ a condom, of course).
Still can't beat DC for the Blonde 19 yo providers.
Be safe, Wrap that wizzard.
Member #1658
09-14-06, 05:10
Defacer: DC is "District of Columbia"
Guest123: This has nothing to do with mongering, but if you can, go to Osaka during the day. Once you're done sampling the tight little tacos at Osaka go next door to the dumpy looking mexican restaurant and try their beef tacos. They have the best tacos in the USA!
Hillsborough Ave can be a bit scary at night especially for an out of town person. I'd go in the day if I didn't have a rental car.
Will be in Tampa in a couple weeks. For those of you who have tried duos...I am curious whether or not the girls will do each other ???? and generally cost and routine. Please PM if you're willing to share info. Thanks!
Tampa Monger
09-14-06, 13:29
I've never seen any of the girls do each other, but they will double-team you. They definitely do not seem to be into the lesbian thing. Quite the contrary. But who knows? Maybe you can convince them. Green is an amazing thing.
Horny Yankee
09-14-06, 17:53
i am thinking of going to osaka again soon , what are the two best ladies to have for a three way ........
Any of the new girls there less than 30?
Tampa Monger
09-15-06, 12:48
Any of the new girls there less than 30?
At the moment, no. Tina was either late 20s or early 30s, while Yumi was definitely in her 20s. But they are both gone. And they were my favorites.
Guess I'll wait a little while. Who is the best of the current bunch?
R Consultant
09-15-06, 21:16
I can tell you I try and get there in the morning also. When I have gone in the afternoon and at night it can get busy and the girls do get a little tired. I like the energizer bunny to get her swerve on. Plus it seems like they are in a dam good mood to service you first thing. I guess they get a good night sleep and they are ready to get paid for the day..
Have fun............
If it is alright to ask, how $$ is the duo funpack?
Hardwood123
09-17-06, 01:36
I've never seen any of the girls do each other, but they will double-team you. They definitely do not seem to be into the lesbian thing. Quite the contrary. But who knows? Maybe you can convince them. Green is an amazing thing.
I've gotten Anna to go down on Tina and Penny on Anna. Anna and Tina seem to get into it but Penny says I like that, pointing at Mr Hardwood. Still a fun sight...she tries to please.
As far as the best of the current bunch, I'd say Anna, though Penny generates some incredible suction....
It's all about creativity and how much they like you. YMMV
If it is alright to ask, how $$ is the duo funpack?40 to 60 tip each girl (1/2 hr vs full hr)
Harry Plopper
09-18-06, 19:36
Happy to report a goooooood time at Osaka from a regular on the Carolina boards
Tampa Monger
09-20-06, 02:05
I think I'm going to take a break from Osaka for a while. My three favorites (in order) were Yumi, Tina, and Anna, and they are all gone. (The current line-up doesn't do much for me except maybe Shishi.)
They need to get some younger girls.
I think I'm going to take a break from Osaka for a while. My three favorites (in order) were Yumi, Tina, and Anna, and they are all gone. (The current line-up doesn't do much for me except maybe Shishi.)
They need to get some younger girls.I agree - they need to get younger/prettier girls
When is Tina coming back?
I visited Tues night, and all the regulars of the past few months are gone. Tina cant renew her visa and will not return, and shishi was temporary and not returning per the mamassan. For thoughs who have been long time customers you may remeber Lisa who has returned. She worked their a year or so ago. She gives great service and is a sweet lady. She once gave me some of her lunch, a sushi roll made with hot dog. Dont try to ask your sushi chef for that. I agree the rest of the girls dont look so good.
I visited Tues night, and all the regulars of the past few months are gone. Tina cant renew her visa and will not return, and shishi was temporary and not returning per the mamassan. For thoughs who have been long time customers you may remeber Lisa who has returned. She worked their a year or so ago. She gives great service and is a sweet lady. She once gave me some of her lunch, a sushi roll made with hot dog. Dont try to ask your sushi chef for that. I agree the rest of the girls dont look so good.Shame - We all need to let them know they need different girls (and younger).
Anyone know if Anna is still there?
TremontTeddy
09-21-06, 22:31
Mamason said Anna will be back Monday, but thats never a sure thing to they show up. I've seen many one week vacactions in the AMP world turn into a 6 month vacaction. Thats to bad about Tina, maybe one of us mongers will sponser here Visa, LOL.
"...maybe one of us mongers will sponser here Visa, LOL.
My VISA already sponsors some of these girls :^)
Tampahunter
09-23-06, 20:17
It is time. Today saw Sunny, she was great as usual. Love the tossed salad. She's fine, but new talent is in order.
Chase Star
09-24-06, 13:45
I popped by Osaka today and the only 2 girls there were the 2 new girls Emma and Lisa. Shi-Shi is reportedly in the hospital (probably due to being banged around by some rough mechanic) and the mamasan seemed to indicate some question of when or even if she'd be back. And Anna was nowhere to be seen. Tina is probably gone for good due to visa problems and who knows when or if Yumi will ever return. You know its gotten pretty bad when the only available girls aren't that distinguishable in looks from the mamasan.
So my question for all of you is whether you think the golden era of Osaka may be coming to an end. Do you wishfully hope that this is just a short phase they're going through and the next crop of girls will return it to its former glory or even that some old favorites will return? OR do you think that this past year or so was the phase and it is settling back into the type of MP it had been for the several years leading up to this one?
Before you answer here are some points to consider. While Osaka has been around at least from 2002 (as revealed by a quick search of references within the USG archives) the VAST bulk of commentary on it has only been within the past year ( 3 references in 2002, 1 in 2003, 16 in 2004, 40 in 2005 mostly last fall and ~220 in 2006 of which 160 were in the last 6 months). Sure more guys are finding out about and flocking there but I have to think if it were that special in the old days someone would have discovered it and popularized it sooner.
The other point I think we should consider before asking this question is whether the great value at Osaka is entirely a good thing. Of course at first blush it would seem obvious that its a GREAT thing for us. How good it is for the girls is another question. The simple fact is that unless one is talking about older less attractive providers, and even oftentimes with them, the standard tip for even much more limited service is substantially more at other AMPs than it is at Osaka. How long can they continue to recruit halfway decent looking women at those rates when those same women could command tips that are much higher elsewhere? Sure they may make up on volume what they tradeoff in price, but how many women really want to service that many guys in a day when they could only have to deal with a few and net the same amount of money?
I won't pretend to have the definitive answer here but thought this might make an interesting topic for discussion and would like to see what the consensus is.
So my question for all of you is whether you think the golden era of Osaka may be coming to an end. While Osaka has been around at least from 2002 (as revealed by a quick search of references within the USG archives) the VAST bulk of commentary on it has only been within the past year ( 3 references in 2002, 1 in 2003, 16 in 2004, 40 in 2005 mostly last fall and ~220 in 2006 of which 160 were in the last 6 months). Sure more guys are finding out about and flocking there but I have to think if it were that special in the old days someone would have discovered it and popularized it sooner.
Chase - Osaka took off about the same time the Kennedy Blvd spas started importing young hotties and jacking up the rates. Before then, the full menu at Bangkok and Yoshiko was reasonable and the girls accomodating. There was no need to travel up to Hillsborough when the fun was closer to town.
Then the dynamics changed. Bangkok started the trend. They brought in an 18 year old (or so she said) and her tipping rate was 200. Because she was young and hot, the customers bought it. Someone in spa management realized they could cash in on this. More hotties were brought in and the tip scale permanently became 200.
That drove the regular fellows away. Osaka and some of the places on the other side of the bay started attracting ex-Bangkok and Yoshiko customers. I think that if you research the posts you'll see a significant decrease in reporting on these places as reports on Osaka started increasing.
What made Osaka successful was that while the girls may not have been runway models, they were (and continue to be) extremely playful. And more importantly, they maintained a reasonable tipping scale.
Is Osaka's "golden age" over? Well, it certainly does get a lot of publicity and business may be booming (no pun intended). That makes for a much more crowed and busier spa. The girls have to work harder and longer and there doesn't appear to be a regular influx of new girls. And with all the postings here it now attracts more newbies then before.
Hard to predict where this will go.
Dodger Bulldog
09-25-06, 22:53
How long can they continue to recruit halfway decent looking women at those rates when those same women could command tips that are much higher elsewhere? Sure they may make up on volume what they tradeoff in price, but how many women really want to service that many guys in a day when they could only have to deal with a few and net the same amount of money?
You raise some interesting questions.
Certainly management would know what is going on with their competitors.
However, I believe that these girls are being brought in and really don't have the opportunity to hang out at happy hour discussing the state of the industry with the sisterhood.
Certainly, the amount of effort vs. level of income is the primary factor as to whether they stay in the business here or not. But only as it relates to their own internal calculations, not to the girls at the other local AMPs.
In this case the "invisible hand" of the market works to move the girls in and out of a particular city and/or country, but these imported workers would rarely be in a position pick up and move to another AMP once they are already working here in Tampa.
Ultimately, it is the management who makes the effort (or not) to get young, hot, pleasant girls. If they are able to keep the till humming without having to make much effort, why should they bother to improve their recruiting efforts?
It is up to the mongers, through our patronage, to demonstrate to the owners that when they had decent quality at a reasonable price they were making money hand over fist.
But if they choose to let the quality of the girls (and number of choices) go south, then the good times will be fleeting.
DB
I say don't underestimate ojima. She's put this little cash cow together, and made it fairly leo-proof in the process. I've never met a massuse there that wasn't happy to hang with me. If the other eventually-going-to-be-raided AMPS would pay attention, we would finally be getting somewhere!!
When you visit, mention the fact to her that new girls would be great...give her a little time and lets see what she puts together.
I say don't underestimate ojima. She's put this little cash cow together, and made it fairly leo-proof in the process. I've never met a massuse there that wasn't happy to hang with me. If the other eventually-going-to-be-raided AMPS would pay attention, we would finally be getting somewhere!!
When you visit, mention the fact to her that new girls would be great...give her a little time and lets see what she puts together.I have already asked when she was going to be getting new girls - I don't think she understood though.
I agree it is up to us to impress the fact that fresh talent is in order. I know that I would give them at least a weekly visit if tina or someone a bit higher in the looks department were there.
Anyone know what a French Body Rub is?
R Consultant
09-26-06, 14:14
I have never heard of a term used French body rub. Im wondering if she means french lessons with a body rub.. Maybe its worded incorrectly. Otherwise this is another learning experience for me also.......
just my .2 cents.................
Anyone know what a French Body Rub is?They rub and then RUN AWAY.
Osaka, Had new girl for session , look department a 6, body maybe a 4 with enhance breast, service for massage was good but overall excitement was nill, will pass next time until Tina get back or some new faces.
Thats where they suck you off and surrender all belongings!
Anyone know what a French Body Rub is?
Anyone know what a French Body Rub is?
I called after seeing all the conjectures here. She told me over the phone she is French and gives body rubs. Sounded more like she was from New York or New Jersey.
I have not seen her in person yet.
Osaka, Had new girl for session , look department a 6, body maybe a 4 with enhance breast, service for massage was good but overall excitement was nill, will pass next time until Tina get back or some new faces.Does not sound like Tina is going to come back.
What was the new girls name/age?
website anyone?None for Osaka - none in the area have a website with any useful information other than location/phone info.
Midday Osaka visit and ended up with Sunny. She remembered me and started playing before we left for the shower. After a very thorough shower and hands-on toweling off, we went back. Once there it was the "usual" Sunny experience. She isn't a hottie but she knows her way around a man.
Osaka,
Tina still not there, Lisa new girl, also working is Sunny and Candy, who is not that great. Any report on Lisa would be nice.
Hardwood123
10-03-06, 23:59
I've been out of town for a while and from reading it seems Osaka has gone down hill. Sunny is nice, but not my type. Anything there worth making the trip? Tina, Anna and Yumi were my faves...
Tampa Monger
10-04-06, 02:29
I've been out of town for a while and from reading it seems Osaka has gone down hill. Sunny is nice, but not my type. Anything there worth making the trip? Tina, Anna and Yumi were my faves...
Heh. You have the same taste as me. My faves were 1. Yumi 2. Tina and 3. Anna.
All appear to be gone and their replacements are less than satisfactory. Penny is still there but she's not my kind of thing in the looks department. Yumi was the only true hottie I've ever seen there. God I miss that ass.
Osaka, new girl Lisa, could someone give report, Sunny and Caddy are the other.
Why isn't there a Lingerie section? Stopped by today so a new girl lori I think, blonde wig, nice bubble butt ok B cup jugs. They are a flat rate place now $160. I always get nervious with the flate rate, but she delivered as promised. The price was right the girl was a 6, service 5, did the job.
Joeson5434
10-04-06, 16:59
We need reports of girls there now. Tina, Anna Yumi Milko, gone so no need keep reporting on them. I plan try Lisa soon will report back
Tampa Monger
10-04-06, 17:16
Osaka, new girl Lisa, could someone give report, Sunny and Caddy are the other.
Lisa gives service similar to Penny's. Pretty good, although I think Penny's is slightly better. There is no Caddy. It's Candy.
Current line-up (last I knew):
Penny
Lisa
Candy
Sunny
Mama-san says Anna is out with a bad back or something, but will be back.
The Fat Guy
10-04-06, 17:36
I should be coming back down to Tampa in the next few weeks for the annual halloween event at the theme park and I am going to try to have some thrills to go with the chills. It has been about 2 or 3 months since my last visit and I see that things have not really changed. I would like to see if I could get a tagteam or maybe just someone besides Sunny, even though I LOVE her sessions. I am going to be there on a Saturday night or Sunday morning... Who is the best of the current group? I have only had sessions with Sunny(3) and Miko (1).
I am going to be there on a Saturday night or Sunday morning...
Hmmmmm, on Sunday morning the girls will all be at church ;^)
OK, went to partay with new girl Lisa of the three there, she is the best, face is a 5
4, body is a 6 with manufactor C cups, her massage skill very good and relaxing, almost fell into a deep sleep, her other skill is great that I cause an eruption to here 3 times. I will go back again to here unless Tina is there
Java Junkie
10-05-06, 03:19
When is Lisa available?
I'll be in Tampa this weekend.
When is Lisa available?
I'll be in Tampa this weekend.The girls are generally avaliable every day they are in town. Call them to make sure - they will tell you.
Why isn't there a Lingerie section? Stopped by today so a new girl lori I think, blonde wig, nice bubble butt ok B cup jugs. They are a flat rate place now $160. I always get nervious with the flate rate, but she delivered as promised. The price was right the girl was a 6, service 5, did the job.
Is Sunny still there (short blonde hair, light fair skin nice legs and butt)? Early this year she looked pretty good and was $120. I stopped in last month and she looked horrible, really tired and strung out, sunk in eyes and she quoted $160 plus tips. No thanks.
LovesAsianLady
10-06-06, 02:51
website anyone?As far as I know they do not have a website. Doesn't seem right, does it? lol!
I have the phone number and address somewhere if you want it, just PM me.
I have been there several times this year. I have never paid more than .4 plus the house. Never been given a pricew quote from any of the girls. Are you talking about the same place we all are talking about in here?
You can't be talking about the same AMP...they don't quote prices...
Is Sunny still there (short blonde hair, light fair skin nice legs and butt)? Early this year she looked pretty good and was $120. I stopped in last month and she looked horrible, really tired and strung out, sunk in eyes and she quoted $160 plus tips. No thanks.
Osaka, new girl Lisa, could someone give report, Sunny and Caddy are the other.Older (mid to late thirties?) Short redish hair. Body is about a 5 face is about a 5, bbbj - excellent! mpcfs - not bad - gets vocal - usual tip
Not nearly as attractive as Tina but would do again.
Hardwood123
10-06-06, 17:08
How about a description of Lisa and Candy?
Lisa gives service similar to Penny's. Pretty good, although I think Penny's is slightly better. There is no Caddy. It's Candy.
Current line-up (last I knew):
Penny
Lisa
Candy
Sunny
Mama-san says Anna is out with a bad back or something, but will be back.
Chase Star
10-06-06, 18:52
You can't be talking about the same AMP...they don't quote prices...Dafacer,
I believe M Fever was responding to Pier999's question concerning LINGERIE places and that the BLONDE haired Sunny he was referring to was an AQUARIUS lingerie girl rather than the one we all know and love at Osaka. Aquarius does quote a $160 "flat" rate.
Hardwood,
Lisa is mid 30’s to 40, 5’-2, short straight dyed brown/reddish hair, fake C-cup. I'm not sure about Candy, but none of the girls I've seen there lately would be what I'd call real lookers.
Hunter Valley
10-06-06, 21:00
Since Osaka is using some girls who aren't real "lookers" has anyone ventured out to any other places to see what the other girls look like and if you have what kind of prices would one expect to see either at Bankok, Lilly or Yoshiko?
Tampa Monger
10-06-06, 23:36
Lisa is mid 30’s to 40, 5’-2, short straight dyed brown/reddish hair, fake C-cup. I'm not sure about Candy, but none of the girls I've seen there lately would be what I'd call real lookers.
Definitely. I hate to sound like a broken record, but I miss Yumi & Tina.
what kind of prices would one expect to see either at Bankok, Lilly or Yoshiko?
Last time at Yoshiko, the young hottie asked for 200. It can be negotiated down but not too much.
Hunter Valley
10-07-06, 16:04
Last time at Yoshiko, the young hottie asked for 200. It can be negotiated down but not too much.I would pay an extra 60-80 dollars to not get a rub down by the cryptkeeper, I know its halloween and all - but I would like to see something cute and a little more nimble - how long ago was this and what did she look like.
I would pay an extra 60-80 dollars to not get a rub down by the cryptkeeper, I know its halloween and all - but I would like to see something cute and a little more nimble - how long ago was this and what did she look like.
It was recent... I left my dayplanner at the office. What did she look like? Hmmmm, young Korean 20 something hottie.
Sorry guys just fuckin with ya.
Dont I wish some hot young fuck fiesta hottie would return. Remember the good old days with Tina, Yumi, Miko and the other names I cant remember but still can taste to this day.
Last time at OSAKA I almost asked the mamasan to show me her titty titty bang bangs. Thats fuckin horny dudes.
Lets all call tomorrow and ask if she has any young good looking chicks cumming soon. If enough of us say it, than perhaps.
Tell her we want someone who will have a sexy voice, speak enough english to know when to suck harder, no sretch marks, c cup real tits that are firm but with just a little longer than normal nipple, weighs about 101 pounds, someone who demands your dick is scrubbed very clean during the TS, someone who waxes her pussy, grabs your cock within 30 second of being in the room, smells nice, knows how to suck balls, tickles your ass, and likes to surprise you once in a while by beggin you to please put it in her poop tube, and will eat the other chicks out while you doggy her.
But mamas english is bad so try this:
Young
Lovey To Fuckey
No hair Pussy
Pretty Girl
Hurry Hurry She Come Fast
Man Tinas pussy was pretty wasnt it all you crazy fuckers out there!!!????? Imagine her living with you?!?!? Ok Honey need to fuck you now. And now, and now, and now, now put on my shoes, wipe me with a warm cloth, swallow my load, see you after work.
OK Im done. Stay safe dudes.
Hardwood123
10-08-06, 00:44
Sorry guys just fuckin with ya.
Dont I wish some hot young fuck fiesta hottie would return. Remember the good old days with Tina, Yumi, Miko and the other names I cant remember but still can taste to this day.
Last time at OSAKA I almost asked the mamasan to show me her titty titty bang bangs. Thats fuckin horny dudes.
Lets all call tomorrow and ask if she has any young good looking chicks cumming soon. If enough of us say it, than perhaps.
Tell her we want someone who will have a sexy voice, speak enough english to know when to suck harder, no sretch marks, c cup real tits that are firm but with just a little longer than normal nipple, weighs about 101 pounds, someone who demands your dick is scrubbed very clean during the TS, someone who waxes her pussy, grabs your cock within 30 second of being in the room, smells nice, knows how to suck balls, tickles your ass, and likes to surprise you once in a while by beggin you to please put it in her poop tube, and will eat the other chicks out while you doggy her.
But mamas english is bad so try this:
Young
Lovey To Fuckey
No hair Pussy
Pretty Girl
Hurry Hurry She Come Fast
Man Tinas pussy was pretty wasnt it all you crazy fuckers out there!!!????? Imagine her living with you?!?!? Ok Honey need to fuck you now. And now, and now, and now, now put on my shoes, wipe me with a warm cloth, swallow my load, see you after work.
OK Im done. Stay safe dudes.
Dont we all wish! And while your at it, about five more just like her!
Nice dream, maybe she could toss in a winning lottery ticket too.
Tampa Monger
10-08-06, 06:55
Dont we all wish! And while your at it, about five more just like her!
Nice dream, maybe she could toss in a winning lottery ticket too.
Our prayers are answered. Two new girls have arrived. Cookie is the hottest girl I've ever seen at Osaka, but she's no Tina in the service department, and everything is covered at all times. In fact, her service is the second worst I've ever received at Osaka. (Jay was the worst.) She is definitely Korean and her English is almost non-existant, but she looks strangely Latin to me.
The other new girl is Connie. Pretty face, thick (but not fat) with huge tits. Didn't partake so I can't speak of the level of service.
These girls look to be in the same age range as Yumi and Tina, or slightly older, but not by much.
Enjoy!
Dont we all wish! And while your at it, about five more just like her!
Well, that would take care of Monday thru Saturday but what about Sunday??!!
Day of rest, perhaps?
Chase Star
10-08-06, 09:51
Nice dream, maybe she could toss in a winning lottery ticket too.Okay, I'm confused. When you say this is a dream do you mean it REALLY is only something we all WISH for or is that a USG CODEWORD for something that ACTUALLY happened but you want to cover yourself legally in case LEO is watching? :)
What in the hell.
Do we all just say we are dreamining so in the off chance that LE reads every other post except the one post that asks if we just say dreaming is only used to through off the cop who mystically cant read this question but immediately comes to the conclusion that every other post is merely fiction because we say we dreampt it?
Well if either were the case of course your questions would fuk up the code now wouldnt it brainiac. Yes professor, we all say "dreaming" so that LE ignores us since we know there is no chance they might know we say that just to pass liability.
As I understand it this entire forum, my entire life in fact, are nothing but a bunch of ugly old assholes (myself included) who like to talk about the wet dreams they have about finding some massage parlor that actually gives you a massage, BUT THEN has girls who love men so much they FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT just to show their appreciation for you being there. No money required.
Hence why so many talk about this fantasy. It is a pretty cool fantasy. In fact lately I cant seem to stop fantasizing about a chick who has nice tits on her chest AND her back so when I plow her doggie I still get a nice view of tits. Or I suppose a second girl might work for that. Anyways.
Tina if you are reading this, I dream right now that I would like to dream about fucking your dreamey pussy again.
Are we having fun yet?
Tampa Monger
10-08-06, 11:22
Fuck this "dreaming" discussion. Check out my post below. There are new, young, attractive girls at Osaka!
And as for being an "ugly old asshole," I am young and definitely above-average looking. My problem is that I'm an impatient sex addict. When I want the pussy, I want it now. Can I get hot girls for free? Yes, and I do that, too. I'm also into the Pick-Up Artist scene, but that's a lot more challenging than just plain paying for it.
Can I get hot girls for free? Yes, and I do that, too. I'm also into the Pick-Up Artist scene, but that's a lot more challenging than just plain paying for it.
Yeah, but after dinner, drinks, a movie, and more drinks you've probably spent the equivalent of a spa visit.
It all evens out in the end!
Tampa Monger
10-08-06, 13:06
Yeah, but after dinner, drinks, a movie, and more drinks you've probably spent the equivalent of a spa visit.
It all evens out in the end!
Not really. The whole point of the seduction community is to hit the pussy without any of that, and it works. I've nailed lots of hotties without spending a dime, but it isn't easy, and I'm no master PUA (pick-up artist) yet. When I become one, you'll know it, because you'll never hear from me on this board again. Truth be told, that's my goal.
So why do I pay for sex? Simple. Let's say I'm horny today. I decide to go the PUA route. I go buy a new shirt. Later I hit South Tampa or Ybor. What are my odds with a hottie? (And I'm talking about a REAL hottie. No streetwalker scales here. I'm talking about South Tampa 8s and up. The primo stuff.) Well, better than most, but I'd say about 30% at my skill level. Now, what are my odds if I want to pay? 100%. When my PUA odds hit about 75%, I'll never make another USG post again. :)
Usually I do both. I've found that nailing Tina before I hit South Tampa later relaxes me and improves my game. Too bad she's gone.
Read The Game by Neil Strauss.
Chase Star
10-08-06, 13:12
Funfella,
I think we all realize the absurdity of the "dream" codeword. I was just making a joke and didn't mean to start a discussion.
TampaMonger,
Chill. We're all suitably impressed with your youth, good looks and way with the women. Funfella was just applying some self-deprecating humor that wasn't meant to be taken too literally. If you don't think it applies to you then fine. None of us really care.
Drew Park is right. We're all essentially equals here. Regardless of how good looking we are or think we are or how ugly some of us really are etc. When you get down to it, whatever else some of us might pursue elsewhere, we're all engaged in the "hobby" of paying for pussy HERE, where MONEY not looks is the great equalizer. Some of us also pursue "non-pay" options, but those come with trade-offs and costs of their own. Some would call it more "challenging" while others would just call it more work.
You can think that it's costing you less but when you add up not only the cost of going out (or in your case fancy clothes and I'm guessing books on the PUA subject) when you might or might not score at the end of the evening, but all the time and money you spent in pursuit of other "free" HB pussy when it winds up being LJBF or some other LMR or worse, then it might actually wind up costing you more when all is said and done. It might not, but you yourself admitted despite your purported 30% success rate that is one reason why you still pursue the more outright P4P. How many PUA's will really ever reach that 75% mark? Talk about dreaming. And for all us "ugly old assholes" it's even more of a dream. Of course, I also waste a lot of valuable time on this board or reading escort reviews and the like in my pursuit of paid pussy (call me a KJ), so theres going to be at least some work either way.
Then again, as my brother would say, you can cut a quick deal to get your rocks off or in your case a series of 1 night stands but then what do you really have to show for it at the end of the hour or the evening? A meaningful relationship with a friend/companion who will satisfy both your physical and emotional needs for the rest of your life? I think not. My only answer to him is he's now joined the legions of divorced guys so look where all that got him.
BTW, I never realized there was a "seduction community". What forum do you go to read up on that and network with your fellow "PUA's"?
Signed,
AFC :)
Tampa Monger
10-08-06, 13:20
I think my main deal is to point out the new Osaka girls. The rest is a sideshow.
TremontTeddy
10-08-06, 14:05
Customers at Oska expect certain services; sounds like it will be sink or swim for Cookie.
My last two visits I got Lisa & Kandy, nothing to write home about in the looks department but good service. I went home with a smile and that's all that counts.
I tried to bluff Mamasan and tell her I'd been going to the other Spa's, she said "I know you haven't." She went on to say " My good customers won't (rubs to fingers together $$) at those places."
I think my main deal is to point out the new Osaka girls. The rest is a sideshow.The purpose of USG is to exchange info. I don't give a crap how it's done and I am not about to take shots at the people who actually have somthing useful to say on this board.
TampaMonger - thanks for the update - MUCH appreciated!
Chase Star
10-08-06, 16:47
TM,
Absolutely! And we all really appreciate the heads up on that! I haven't been back to Osaka in a while. Cookie sounds like she could be very interesting if it weren't for the reportedly lousy service. I'm anxious to hear a report from someone else on Connie.
Drew Park,
This whole issue of quality of looks vs. quality of service thing also highlights another question I would have about your latest Yoshiko report. I'm sure you can get a girl that is twice as hot for twice the price at someplace like Yoshiko (Hardwood, I'm not into Cryptkeepers either, but we're talking about much more than a $60-80 difference here). My question would be how good her service will be for that $200+ $80? Is the service with the Yoshiko hottie all covered like it apparently is with the new hottie at Osaka? Is that $200 for the basic rushed half and half during the last 5 minutes of your session special positions extra that one often finds at such places or is it no holds barred straight out of the gate like it is at Osaka?
Tampa Monger
10-08-06, 21:05
BTW, I never realized there was a "seduction community". What forum do you go to read up on that and network with your fellow "PUA's"?
Signed,
AFC :)
Seeing that you signed this missive with "AFC" (average frustrated chump) I think you're well aware of the seduction community. :)
I read all kinds of blogs and sites related to it. There's too many to count. I read Style, Mystery, Herbal, Attraction Chronicles, Pickup101, etc.
I just met a tasty 23-year-old Latin hottie this Sunday afternoon at Blue Martini. One of my best pickups ever. Her ass could make a grown man cry. Great style. Had her eating out of my hand. Wish I could consistently repeat that kind of action. :(
Drew Park...My question would be how good her service will be for that $200+ $80?
Service is similar to alll the FS spas in town.
Is the service with the Yoshiko hottie all covered like it apparently is with the new hottie at Osaka?
Yes.
Is that $200 for the basic rushed half and half during the last 5 minutes of your session special positions extra that one often finds at such places or is it no holds barred straight out of the gate like it is at Osaka?
I never had any problems with multiple positions. But I wouldn't call it no hold barred either.
The only real difference is that the girls will be younger and hotter. Everything else is more or less the same.
If you want a hamburger you can go to McDonalds or Capital Grille. One costs significantly more than the other but in the end it is still a hamburger.
Hardwood123
10-09-06, 15:38
Service is similar to alll the FS spas in town.
If you want a hamburger you can go to McDonalds or Capital Grille. One costs significantly more than the other but in the end it is still a hamburger.
Well put, by a wise man...
Chase Star
10-09-06, 19:50
If you want a hamburger you can go to McDonalds or Capital Grille. One costs significantly more than the other but in the end it is still a hamburger. Yes, that may be true but there is a world of difference between a fresh grilled sirloin burger and a cardboard tasting "mystery beef" burger that has been sitting on the warming rack for the last half hour. The hard part is finding the right balance between quality and price (aka value). I'd much rather pay the extra money for an hour with an Osaka girl (or at least some of the former ones) than the going rate for a f/s quickie with the typical quality crack-damaged streetwalker you find in this area. OTOH, I have often found in this area that paying more elsewhere than the going rate at Osaka doesn't always get you that significantly better looking providers or when it does that the quality of service is often compromised to the point that the looks advantage may not be worth the extra cost. At $280/hr after house fee and tip, you're up to the range of the typical incall/outcall escort in this area. While its true that many of those are rip-offs too, decent ones certainly exist and if you find one you may be just as well off or better going for the anglo young hottie that doesn't pop out that condom first thing.
I gave multiple positions as an example of what I'm talking about by diminished service, but it is more an intangible quality that is hard to identify. Call it the GFE. A covered BJ is part of it but it is more what that BJ represents in terms of a difference in attitude that permeates the entire session that really counts. It manifests itself in a myriad of different and often subtle ways. Does she suck you like a vacuum in an attempt to get you hard as quickly as possible (or even pop early) so you can get on to the main event and ultimately finish early or does she help you try to prolong the pleasure as much as possible? Do you feel rushed to complete the mission or if she doesn't say anything explicitly to push you to get the deed over with does it come through in her demeanor? Is she reluctant to try certain positions if not outright refusing or do you have to ask more than once or coax her to agree? (this may be more of a problem for well-endowed guys such as myself when it comes to smaller providers) Does she at least act like she is really enjoying the session as much as you? Does she remind you that you are getting close to the end of the session or does she allow it to go a little over? Is a second cup available?
At $280/hr after house fee and tip, you're up to the range of the typical incall/outcall escort in this area.
Agree.
Call it the GFE. A covered BJ is part of it but it is more what that BJ represents in terms of a difference in attitude that permeates the entire session that really counts. It manifests itself in a myriad of different and often subtle ways. Does she suck you like a vacuum in an attempt to get you hard as quickly as possible (or even pop early) so you can get on to the main event and ultimately finish early or does she help you try to prolong the pleasure as much as possible? Do you feel rushed to complete the mission or if she doesn't say anything explicitly to push you to get the deed over with does it come through in her demeanor? Is she reluctant to try certain positions if not outright refusing or do you have to ask more than once or coax her to agree? (this may be more of a problem for well-endowed guys such as myself when it comes to smaller providers) Does she at least act like she is really enjoying the session as much as you? Does she remind you that you are getting close to the end of the session or does she allow it to go a little over? Is a second cup available?
Obviously you are a VERY demanding customer. In my experience there are few spa girls that can meet all those requirements. They are out there but I'm afraid most would demand more than the basic Osaka fare.
Tampa Monger
10-10-06, 20:02
Obviously you are a VERY demanding customer. In my experience there are few spa girls that can meet all those requirements. They are out there but I'm afraid most would demand more than the basic Osaka fare.
Tina, Yumi, & Anna always gave me this level of service, without exception. That's why I miss them so much.
By the way, Cookie (the new super-hottie) is already gone. Mama-san told me she gave her the boot due to her constant complaints.
So what is the current Osaka lineup...I haven't been in awhile (I think I caught Tina in one of her last performances) anyone have fresh info?
Chase Star
10-10-06, 21:25
Obviously you are a VERY demanding customer. In my experience there are few spa girls that can meet all those requirements. They are out there but I'm afraid most would demand more than the basic Osaka fare. Not that demanding at all. Just in constant pursuit of the best personal balance I can find between quality and cost. If I demanded ALL those things PLUS hottie looks, I wouldn't even be bringing my business to Osaka to begin with. And yet I do go to Osaka, because I'd rather compromise a little on looks and service quality than pay so much more for a session with a better looking girl that probably isn't any better or perhaps winds up being even worse in terms of service quality. For $140/hr, up until recently, I've been able to get decent service with usually decent enough looking women at Osaka. Not perfect but certainly a good value for this area, ie as much as I can reasonably demand for that rate. OTOH, if I'm going to pay twice as much, you're right, I'm going to demand twice as much more in looks and/or service. And you're right again there are very few spa girls that are going to be worth paying that much for. Which is exactly why I don't go to spas that charge that much. I have found equally hot looking escorts that will provide the GFE level of service I describe for that much money and in some cases much less. And I won't even go into how many true GFE sessions as few as 3-4 of those local $280 spa sessions could buy you in some foreign markets even after airfare and hotels.
Member #1658
10-11-06, 01:39
Yes, but you have to admit that the excitement level is much greater when you make your 30% score as a PUA. The South Tampa Hottie actually wants you. The paid pussy just wants your cash. There is a big psychological difference which results in a physiological difference and greater satisfaction from the experience. I'm getting to the point where the SW scene does absolutely nothing for me. SWs are about 1 point above masturbating. I actually enjoy the hunt more than the catch when I'm out SW looking. Spotting them is just as much fun as the pickup. I guess that's why I'll go out and spot 5 or 6 and maybe or maybe not do a pickup.
Not really. The whole point of the seduction community is to hit the pussy without any of that, and it works. I've nailed lots of hotties without spending a dime, but it isn't easy, and I'm no master PUA (pick-up artist) yet. When I become one, you'll know it, because you'll never hear from me on this board again. Truth be told, that's my goal.
So why do I pay for sex? Simple. Let's say I'm horny today. I decide to go the PUA route. I go buy a new shirt. Later I hit South Tampa or Ybor. What are my odds with a hottie? (And I'm talking about a REAL hottie. No streetwalker scales here. I'm talking about South Tampa 8s and up. The primo stuff.) Well, better than most, but I'd say about 30% at my skill level. Now, what are my odds if I want to pay? 100%. When my PUA odds hit about 75%, I'll never make another USG post again. :)
Usually I do both. I've found that nailing Tina before I hit South Tampa later relaxes me and improves my game. Too bad she's gone.
Read The Game by Neil Strauss.
Tampa Monger
10-11-06, 02:33
Yes, but you have to admit that the excitement level is much greater when you make your 30% score as a PUA. The South Tampa Hottie actually wants you. The paid pussy just wants your cash. There is a big psychological difference which results in a physiological difference and greater satisfaction from the experience. I'm getting to the point where the SW scene does absolutely nothing for me. SWs are about 1 point above masturbating. I actually enjoy the hunt more than the catch when I'm out SW looking. Spotting them is just as much fun as the pickup. I guess that's why I'll go out and spot 5 or 6 and maybe or maybe not do a pickup.
I mostly agree. The pick-up is exciting, although the sex is often not as good as what you might pay for.
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