2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Casual51]

Lefty, Traveler.

Here is a note about the sw union.


Reuters, U.S. - The American Crack ****** Alliance (ACWA) has ended its first ever strike after just five and a half hours. The union has reached a verbal agreement with the Brotherhood Of Pimps (BOP) and nearly all of the ****** have returned to work.
In a prepared statement, ACWA president Blonde Wanda said the union is pleased with the settlement. "We went into this strike seeking better working conditions, birth control and daily meals," said Wanda. "But as the strike wore on, we realized that there was something more important than all of that. Something called crack. And not being killed by the pimps. So, though technically none of our demands were met, I still feel like we achieved something, even if that something was simply staying alive long enough to get high one more time."
Under the new contract, crack ****** will work between 18 and 24 hours a day, and be paid exclusively with small amounts of crack cocaine. Any attempt by the crack ****** to deviate from this agreement will be considered grounds for disciplinary action. The punishment will be determined solely by the pimp, ranging from ass whoopings to death.
Lead Pipe Perry, spokesman for the BOP, had little to say about the situation. "Fuck them ho's," he muttered through the purple tinted window of his Cadillac Escalade limousine.

[Jet]

Oh my fucking God! I can't believe how much you ladies on the Milwaukee board like to cluck over whether or not Lefty's stories are true. If you delete all the hand-wringing over whether or not his stories are true, what you are "left" with is pretty much that Lefty appears to be almost the only one of you getting laid, banging most of the dysfunctional chicks in Milwaukee, while you all argue over whether or not it actually happened. Does it really fucking matter? I come over to this board just to read Lefty's posts. I don't give two shits whether they are true or not, because they are at times hysterical while revealing a lot about the human condition. Do yourselves a favor and go out and get laid.

Ci-traveler, what the fuck is up with you? You seem downright indignant about Lefty's escapades. Dude, you are not a priest, you are a monger! If you called a SW ma'am and thanked her after unloading in her mouth, that still wouldn't make you a gentleman! And who appointed you the arbiter of truth? If your hypothesis is correct, and Lefty is simply a good writer, then you should be fucking happy! So let it go.

Lefty, keep your chin up, man. You simply don't have anything to apologize for. It appears to me that you reveal a lot about yourself in your posts. I am glad you write about both the good and bad, instead of omitting the bad and just writing about the good. Sure is a helluva lot more interesting than reading "I picked up a SW on Elm street, who blew me in the pickup for a ten-spot." You deserve your own show on a cable channel. If it ain't true it sure makes for interesting fiction. You ever try screenwriting? You oughta make a pilot episode out of your best material and shop it to the cable channels, or at a minimum try and get a guest spot on Howard Stern's upcoming new show. I guarantee you that if you call up the Howard Stern people and have them read all your posts, you will get an invitation to go on his new show on Satellite radio.

[Ci-Traveler]

"Most of the SWs I pick up hardly ever talk about the other johns. And I hate it when they do. Nothing I hate worse is for a women who I am about to drill to tell me about the last guy she was with had a 12 inch cock. Or about how much cum this guy had. Some SWs talk about the johns but I don't ask."

I don't know any monger who asks a SW about their dates. I also don't know any SW who talks about it before the deed. I don't know any monger who wants to hear about it before the deed.

I don't know why you would post such a statement........it comes from you - no one else.

ci-traveler

[Ci-Traveler]

"Or do you just have a fixation with Lefty? Go back and read all his posts? Come on man, we all have lives. I can't imagine anyone that friggin interested in Lefty's posts to want to re-read them."

If you want to understand the truth of the matter - look at the evidence. If not, don't ignore it and try not to shoot the messenger.

I only began reading Lefty's current posts about a year or so ago. Since the big debate about his alleged treatement of SWs, and the seemingly surprising acceptance of his descriptions of rape and torture, I went back and read the rest of his accounts.

I've only read each of his postings once - and will never read them again. But the truth is in his style, his content, and his timing.

I don't think I have a fixation - but I'm very much interested why he has such a following......."you are my hero Lefty!" is a statement that interests me a great deal. I enjoy seeing the relationship between Lefty's fictional fantasies and what others also wish they could do.

I guess I would call it a safer hobby than raping and torturing women - even if they are paid to be raped and tortured!

ci-travler

[Rolly Polly]

Jet,

It matters because the purpose of this website is to create a database of information that can be used by other mongers. If someone is busy typing their fantasies and other bullshit then it's wasting bandwidth and diminishing the overall purpose of the webpage.

Even if Lefty's bullshit was true it's not posted in a way that makes it useable for other local or visiting mongers. In my stomping grounds we post where we find the chick and the best description that we can give. We also let the boards know when contact information has been obtained and to PM for details.

According to most of Lefty's posts, hits sits on his coach and girls are beating his door down. If you believe his posts then let me tell you about the time I banged Pamela Anderson in South Beach for a Jackson and ride home.

[Ci-Traveler]

"If your hypothesis is correct, and Lefty is simply a good writer, then you should be fucking happy! So let it go."

Well - you have expressed your exasperation in support of Lefty's writing. That's your right. Good job! It's like voting - you should do what you think is best - it is your right.

I, on the other hand, find the fiction to be abyssmal - and that's my right. I also find it damaging - and that's not just my right to recognize it, it is your right to understand it.

The purpose of the board is to help men find women for sex. Lefty's fiction doesn't contribute to that - and, in fact - it lessens the opportunity.

We had five SWs killed in Peoria, IL because of guys that apparently try to immitate Lefty's fiction - and it has done nothing but weaken the availability of SWs to those who are just regular guys. We don't need the chaos caused by the bad fiction.

Don't be cattle gentlemen.

In response to Lefty's recent post about me - him being disappointed.......and him feeling guilty.........his apology - let me say how very sadly lacking in sincerity that post was. More typical - "hey I'm just a guy with all the same problems as everyone else......I'm really a good guy" stuff. Psyhological approach to drawing in the cattle.

We should list the cattle sometime. How many of them would there be on the Milwaukee board? 10? 20? 30? Perhaps less? How many guys read and post on the Milwaukee board? 100? 200? How many read and lurke - but are based near or in Milwaukee? 1000? I would be interested in seeing what percentage of the Milwuakee board are cattle - could it be a fair representation of the same at other boards?

Come to think of it - a study of the Milwaukee board might be a good Ph.D. dissertation! But then, I already enough higher degrees - so I guess I don't need to do another dissertation about this subject.

Maybe Jet could do it.

ci-traveler

[Ci-Traveler]

"I do retreat when I feel I have talked a little too bold. I feel bad about some of the things I have done so I block it out by thinking about some of the good things I have done."

You forgot to use the word "fucking" in this post - as you did in others. Here - let's add some of your real sincerity back in:

"I do retreat when I feel I have talked a little too fucking boldly. I feel so fucking badly about some of the things I have done - such as putting that chick in a full nelson and machine gunning her [my gawd that felt good......I guess I don't feel so fucking bad after all!]. Oh.... sorry. *achem*.......I block it out by thinking about all lf the good things I have done."

And that, gentlemen, is just the tip of the iceberg. Sorry to all the cattle on the list out there - I expect a flaming war and to attack me any moment.......oh - ouch ouch ouch.

"Today is dark and gloomy. My favorite cruising weather. The sun is hidden and there is no glare to keep me from seeing who is on the streets. I am going out now on a hunt. I will have to complement Akbar on his new sign at the Suburban."

Translation - "I'm not really all that sorry, but all the cattle on this board will believe I am and look forward to my next best seller. I will call it, The Hunt Without Glare."

oboy.

I just have to address Jet's comment - primarily because I found it so funny - almost entertaining:

"If you called a SW ma'am and thanked her after unloading in her mouth, that still wouldn't make you a gentleman!"

First - I never call them Ma'am - I try to call them by the name they want me to call them. Secondly, I DO thank them after unloading in their mouth. My gosh that's a great feeling! You figure they allow that much stuff to be squirted into the back of their throat and they still run their tongue all around the head - until every drop is gone - and whether they spit or swallow (the latter is always very much a turn on) - they deserve to be thanked - that is, after I catch my breath and my voice returns to normal. I'm not sure if that is gentlemanly or not. I think it is - but it doesn't really define one as a gentleman if they just shot a load in a SWs mouth. I guess I see it as a contradiction - but then, mongering is a contradiction. I don't see Jet putting out a sign on his car that says, "I'm a Monger and proud of it." My guess is he is like most other mongers - keeps his mongering to himself and lives a real life outside of the mongering - maybe even a gentlemanly life. Hmmmm..........now that's a good thought.

One last thing here - Lefty doesn't ever say when, where, or provide digits - ever. Nothing specific. He says it is because he doesn't want to alert LE - that he wants to avoid him. What do the non-cattle like Rolly Polly and other "non-Lefty Believers" think about this? Just curious.

ci-traveler

[Big D]

CI,
Thank you for your unending insight. Now stop. Nobody cares anymore. We understand your point. Many of us called Lefty out for depicting rapes in the past. Many of us bitched to Jackson. He doesn't care, we've said our piece (as have you) and now it is time to move on.

I really have been trying not to flame you, but you make it hard. You made your point. We got it. Anyone not already turned off by your White Knightism will be by your morally superior tone. Everyone is a sheep except you because your are a supergenius. Got it.

Here's hoping for and end to bullshit multiple posting too. Of your 215 posts, are more than five useful information? I see you ran about five off in the last week about Lefty. How many of these bullshit runs do you have?

[Ci-Traveler]

Big D: "Everyone is a sheep except you because your are a supergenius. Got it."

Damn, for a moment there I was listening and thinking to myself, yeah - it's gone on too long. But then you went and got sarcastic - rendering everything else you said moot. I just HATE that when it happens. Think how you could have appeared to others if you had just said, "it's gone on too long......let's regroup...." Alas, it didn't happen - an opportunity missed.

When did sheep and the word supergenius become involved? If you're one of the cattle - change it or live with it, but if you're not - why attack the person who calls others on it? I'm not a supergenius - but I can assure you I'm not one of the cattle.

But your point wasn't lost on me. I've just never been one to like to be bullied - either with what I should think or do or with what others say. It won't work - so it's best to find another way.

List of Cattle right now:

Jet
Casual 51
David John
HHH
Wooly
Indiaman
PlayaPimp
King Stone Age (geez - he's almost a steer!)

There are others - but they've been fairly selective regarding their position - just taking pot shots here and there. I guess that's ok.

Let the flaming begin. Big D - let's from you first - you seem to have some serious indignation going when it comes to not supporting Lefty.........

BTW - I find it iteresting that you report that Jackson doesn't care. Could be true. So what? That's why some of us have to share our opinions - because the postings from Lefty and his monger wrecking fiction just keep right on commin'.

ci-traveler

[Ci-Traveler]

"Here's hoping for and end to bullshit multiple posting too. Of your 215 posts, are more than five useful information? I see you ran about five off in the last week about Lefty. How many of these bullshit runs do you have?"

Yeah - I have a lot on the Milwaukee board that aren't useful. But I would expect that over 185 of my posts actually present useful, informative information. But, you wouldn't want to waste time reading them.......might lead you to the truth about me!!!! I would guess that the posts regarding the Leftys of the world aren't as useful as they are, um, concerned in terms of my tone......but, I digress.

Sometimes when I have time, I read all the wonderful posts and think I want to share. But then, I read Lefty's multiple posts - none giving any helpful information to anyone - and I think to myself, why doesn't Big D call him on it? What the F is that all about??

Oh - I don't think my posts are bullshit. Bullshit is stuff that is not true. That would refer to Lefty's stories. I haven't written anything that is not true.

Hope this clarifies? Now.......if you just let it go - I can too!

Superior tone? Naw. Confident tone? Yup. There are a lot of guys on this board that impress me as being quite cool - I don't feel superior to any of them - in fact, I think they may have the edge in that department. But I do feel guys who like to beat up women and rape them need to be called on it - and in a forum like this, I like to share my feelings about guys like that and the cattle that follow them. Sorry you don't like it. Maybe they'll stop if they get sick of being called on it.

All the best........
ci-traveler

[LookingForLefty]

Dear Sheep and Cattle and Ci-Traveler,

I am not aware of what has been going on in Peoria. I did not know anyone there was being a copycat Lefty and causing problems.

If Ci-Traveler saw the PMs I get he would shit his pants. Most ask for names and numbers. Some are very supportive of my mongering and writing. Some have thanked me for the tips to help improve success in finding SWs. I am even flattered by Ci-Traveler's obsessive facination with me.

I never give out digits or names publicly. That would just lead to someone getting arrested and then one of those arrested would probably send LE over to my place out of spite. One time I did give a few clues (meat market on 13th) and someone was able to piece the clues together. Most likely LE, but that SW has been put away in an mental institution.

Ci-Traveler with his constant mentioning of cattle is causing me to have an urge to buy a cattle prod, stick it up some SWs ass, and then turn the juice up all the way. But I will fight this urge and have victory over it. Somehow I get the feeling Ci-Traveler would like for me to act on this urge, then write about it for his own pleasure.

Maybe I should put on seminars like those get rich real estate guys do (I am just as successful in real estate as I am in mongering BTW). I could show how to go a behavior health clinics and show what to say to women with eating disorders. Or show now to go to find out on the court web sites and find prospective women who are vulnerable - divorces, prostitution, financial problems, etc. Or how to use my network of contacts to find wheel parties, sex parties, and excort providers. I got wind of one just yesterday who is trying to get a wheel party going in the hanger at a private airport.

Learn to go where vulnerable women go. Poor neighborhoods - the laundry mats, convenience stores. Owning some apartment complexes in these areas has given me lots of exposure to how these women think. I know what their needs are and what they like to hear. Security, companionship, are often more important that money or drugs. Treating a SW with good maner, offering a meal, a warm bed, and gentle caring touch can go a long way. But some are just too far gone to respond to this method. These are the ones that end up getting a vicious anal jackhammering that helps get their mind right again. You could call it tough love.

[Yyxx]

I have mostly avoided even bothering to read the debates on Lefty. Truth or fiction, nothing that's said on this board is going to change the reality of the situation. But I do have to weigh in now.

Ci-Traveller, no decent human being would do in real life what Lefty writes about. Either he's a creep or he's good at writing. Who knows. I don't really care much, because there's nothing I can do about it either way.

But I'm sorry, to claim that five SWs were murdered in Peoria "because of guys that apparently try to immitate Lefty's fiction"? Gimme an F-ing break. I don't think that Lefty has that kind of power, for starters. Sure, a lot of people from around the globe come to the Milwaukee board to read his "exploits." But to claim that he has driven someone in another state to start murdering SWs is just a little bit overdramatic, don't you think?

Second, I went and read the news article posted on the Peoria board, and three of them were strangled while two OD'd on coke. Funny, I don't recall Lefty having ever written about doing either of those. And while he's not the kind of guy a girl would take home to mother (or possibly a rapist, if you choose), he's never written anything remotely snuff oriented. If anything, I'd say your problem in Peoria would be more logically blamed on every author of a book on Jack the Ripper than on Lefty.

I suggest you just give it a rest already. You've made your point about your feelings about Lefty. You've overstepped the bounds of reality by blaming him for a serial killer in your neck of the woods. I don't think any of us are really interested any more.

Moo,

Yyxx

[Mr Stinky]

Ci Traveler

Baa Baa. Sheep, huh? Thank you for including me in the company of some famous mongers. But I beg to differ with you. My post concernng your ever-watchful eye on Lefty wasn't meant as a show of support for him. Instead, it was meant to point out your fascination / fixation with Lefty and his real or imagined conquests. Personally, I find Lefty amusing in a off-kilter sort of way. I don't approve of or emulate his actions. I have better things to do with my time.

I do, however, take offense to your catagorizing people as "sheep" or "cattle". Makes me wonder why you enjoy using farm animals as comparisions. Got yourself a kinky streak, Traveler? Got pictures and a website?

I think it's time that all the barbed shots at everyone on the board calms down and we all get back to business. Lefty is Lefty. Good or bad. Fact or fiction. What he does or doesn't do won't make any difference in my life and it should in anyone else's.

New sujbect. Has LE started a majot crackdown on working girls?

DJ

PS. Ci Traveler. Let's kiss and make up.

[Ralph]

I dont think Lefty had anything to do with the killings in Peoria since they started about 3 years ago or so. There were also severla back in the early 1990's. It was in the papers there which I notcied since I was a student int own at the time.

Was in Milwaukke last week and did not see all that much going through the strools. Did notice they were tearing up the streets real bad (Greenfield) and having had a flat earlier in the day did not really want a second one since had not gotten the first one fixed. Seem to have had very little luck in general in Milwaukee. Maybe girls are reluctant about cars with out of state plates.

[Ci-Traveler]

Lefty angrily wrote:
"Dear Sheep and Cattle and Ci-Traveler,"

You forgot to include all those who are not sheep and cattle - that would be everyone else.

"I am not aware of what has been going on in Peoria. I did not know anyone there was being a copycat Lefty and causing problems."

I went back and re-read what I wrote. I wrote, "We had five SWs killed in Peoria, IL because of guys that apparently try to immitate Lefty's fiction - and it has done nothing but weaken the availability of SWs to those who are just regular guys. We don't need the chaos caused by the bad fiction."

My apologies to the forum and I retract that paragraph. In my haste, I didn't write what I meant. What I meant to write was that we have had five SWs killed in Peoria, IL. We don't know if this is a single person or several people doing the killing. Do these guys kill SWs because they are easy to kill? Because they hate women? Because they want to cover up the evidence of their escapades? Because, maybe in the minds of the killers the SWs are worthless and not deserving of life? Because they just went too far with the Nelson hold and broke the SWs neck? Because they had a problem with anger, lost their temper and did something awful? Because they went to far and ruptured something when they went for anal? Because they had a friend to the killing for them? The bottom line? These kinds of behaviors can and often are provoked by reading other people's exploits. If not Peoria, who knows what Lefty's posts have provoked. I would just rather not see that kind of posting at all. There isn't anything useful that comes out of it except the cattle beating off when they read their computer screen.

I hope that apology and subsequent explanation was satisfactory.

"If Ci-Traveler saw the PMs I get he would shit his pants. "

Quite honestly, it would take a lot to get me to shit my pants. But I'll bet if we met, I could have you shitting your's in less than 10 minutes. There are ways - legal ways - and very effective ways. But - you have the ability to PM. Go ahead - make my day (and your's). Forward me the PMs.

"Most ask for names and numbers. Some are very supportive of my mongering and writing. Some have thanked me for the tips to help improve success in finding SWs. "

So you say. But then, you also say you do all these things that I don't believe you do. Therefore, please forgive me that I don't believe that you provide that kind of information to other people. The PMs I've received about you say that many people send you PMs asking for specifics but that you don't respond. Hmmmmmm..........

"I am even flattered by Ci-Traveler's obsessive facination with me."

I'm happy to have made your day better.

"Ci-Traveler with his constant mentioning of cattle is causing me to have an urge to buy a cattle prod, stick it up some SWs ass, and then turn the juice up all the way. But I will fight this urge and have victory over it."

I wondered how long it would take for you to begin blaming anyone else other than yourself for such talk. You really should visit with someone else about this. Perhaps a professional counselor......? But - it's all fiction anyway.

"Somehow I get the feeling Ci-Traveler would like for me to act on this urge, then write about it for his own pleasure."

This feeling you have is a form of denial. You know that right? Right out of the standard psycho-therapy playbook. It's called transferrence. Look it up. Nothing would make me happier than to see you disappear - never show up on any board again. That way, no one would ever respond (myself included) to the kind of stuff you write.

"Maybe I should put on seminars like those get rich real estate guys do (I am just as successful in real estate as I am in mongering BTW). "

It's entirely possible that you are a failure at real estate and, like the mongering you write about, you simply write that you are a success so that you feel better about yourself? It IS possible - at least not without some corroborating evidence. Most people wouldn't need such evidence, but given the tall stories you write..............you know the old saying, once you've told a like, it's hard to trust anything you say.

"Learn to go where vulnerable women go.......Poor neighborhoods - the laundry mats, convenience stores........."

blah blah blah.

Ok so the sympathy approach didn't work and now you're going for the shock approach - tell every awful thing you have written you did, wish to do, but don't do - and repeat all past posts - in a Reader's Digest version for us all to see. Desparate attempt to prove an ability that doesn't exist. Again - in the play book.

"Security, companionship, are often more important that money or drugs. Treating a SW with good maner, offering a meal, a warm bed, and gentle caring touch can go a long way. But some are just too far gone to respond to this method. These are the ones that end up getting a vicious anal jackhammering that helps get their mind right again. You could call it tough love."

You misspelled the word "manner" in that last paragraph bud.

Your last few posts haven't been so exciting to read (of course, many would say mine aren't either). You need to relax a little so you can get those story telling jucies flowing for the cattle who have become addicted to it.

ci-traveler

[Ci-Traveler]

Yyxx wrote: "I suggest you just give it a rest already. You've made your point about your feelings about Lefty. You've overstepped the bounds of reality by blaming him for a serial killer in your neck of the woods. I don't think any of us are really interested any more.

Moo,"

I hope to - believe me - I really would like to. But all the responses have me on a roll!

BTW - no matter if you put that very amusing "moo" at the end of your post, I still don't feel like I should put you on the cattle list.

Not yet anyway ; )

ci-traveler

[LookingForLefty]

Perhaps Ci-Traveler and I could stand up and have a debate like Bush and Kerry. That what it feels like. Lets see, here are about 5 lines of essay. Perhaps Ci-Traveler wouldn't mind expaining in two pages or more of my mental problems and inability to spell.

[Civ2000]

Jeez Ci-Traveler, Fourteen posts in the last four days alone about Lefty; he must have really struck a nerve with you. Now you're even correcting his spelling. Wow! Maybe Jackson will ban him because he left an "n" out of manner.

You know that most serial killers (Ridgway and Ted Bundy) to name a couple blame pornography for jumpstarting their urge to kill. Maybe you feel girlie magazines should be censored just like you would like to censor Lefty. In fact, most men over fifty first started choking the chicken to the Sears cateloge lingerie ads when they were kids. Okay -- outlaw Sears cateloges. Where do you stop?

People need to take responsiblity for their own actions. Lefty pays these women and they always seem to come back for more. If there were an anal rapist running loose on the streets of Milwaukee everyone would know it and it would be in all the media.

Stop being such a "whiteknight" and quit reading his posts if they offend you. You've made your point at least 50 times -- it's time to get a life and move on.

Civ2000

[Relentless]

Hey guys,

Leave Lefty alone. He seems to me to be a decent guy just tryinng to score and has been successful many times. You may not like his style or his escapades but then DONT READ IT. I think it is reckless to suggest ,even by inference, to connections to serial killings. He is just out having good time. Let him do it and share with us.

[Wooly]

Lefty,
Just keep going with your excellent reports and ignore the idiot !

[Yyxx]

Ci-Traveller wrote: "BTW - no matter if you put that very amusing "moo" at the end of your post, I still don't feel like I should put you on the cattle list."

Damn... I was really hoping I wasn't a sheep! LOL...

[PsyberZombie]

¡¡¡ VIVA EL LEFTY !!!

[PeeWee]

I was out cruising last night and came up with nothing new. Guess the best time for the clean cut SW part timers is the last week of the month when there assistance checks run out. On the high end of it all I heard the strip dancers are a good take right now but a bit pricy.

[Member #2237]

First post,

I'm stunned it's like this. Long time watcher, still haven't gotten the balls to try, but wanted to chime in.

Lefty,

You are entertaining, regardless whether true or false stories, I think your stories are amusing, and sometimes insightful.

Ci,

I have seen positive contributions on other boards from you, how about laying off now? I think we all understand your opinion - and noone here could stop Lefty if they wanted to - so, if you have a beef, complain to Jackson. Let's go back to stories and reports - Lefty you too.

ChiTown Bob (if I can ever figure out how to change my handle)

[Ci-Traveler]

As of this morning's newspaper, Peoria, IL officially has a serial killer who picks up prostitutes, kills them and leaves them in corn fields. Yesterday's find was the sixth victim.

No surprise that the wannabe cow, PsyberZombie has appeared. We thoughtfully award him a calf designation. He has to learn to post more star-struck, obssessed following characteristics before he can join the rest of the herd.

No suprise regarding Wooley's weighing in. Way to go Mr. Predictable!

Debate Lefty in person? I'm so surprised to see the tone of that last post lose all of it's witty and readable rhythm. Doggone it - it is beginning to look like my posts - dry and informative - but certainly not entertaining. Creative juices are not running at a high right now. Nothing posted about "The Hunt Without the Glare," maybe nothing happened, maybe the hunt never took place - maybe, perhaps, quite probably, most certainly.............it's all FICTION! Wouldn't that be a hell of a debate. Lefty would be making up stories and demonstrating his half nelsons, and I would be at a chalkboard presenting information about reading all of the past 4000 posts on the Milwaukee board and how they have any bearing on Truth, Liberty, and the American way. But, I digress..........

Civ2000 - yeah - it's a lot of posts about the man. But I get the urge to do this every few months, or once a year - and then go back into lurcking on the Milwaukee board. The four or five times I've been in Milwaukee this past year and had my fun on the streets, not one mention of anyone like Lefty. I even got ripped off once - and that was a surprise. But - I just do my civic duty - regardless of the reaction from the cattle - and then go away for awhile. That always gives Lefty the chance to go back and present some posts from two, three, four, five, six years ago - which makes me wonder how it helps guys find sex with women in Milwaukee. Oh well.

Regarding censorship - I've never been one to agree entirely with the notion of censoring anything. But an example of good censorship - such as Jackson providing a select, special board for Nibu Raphael (on the Illinois Board) has rid the rest of the boards in Illinois from this person who spins yarns that are interesting to a few select cattle on those boards. Nibu has his following - so he now posts in one place - and people can read his fiction and dribble all they want. Because Lefty's posts don't actually follow Jackson's stated mission of helping men locate women for sex - maybe he should have his own board and just post there.

I don't agree with the well-intentioned analogy about published publications that don't have daily responses to agree or disagree with the "stories" that are published. If you view this forum as similar - where the cattle can jump in and yell, "Way to go Lefty, you are my hero" whenever they read something he claims to have done that allowed them to spray their cum all over the monitor - you don't understand the significant difference of a publication vs. an electronic forum - and all the problems with censorship that are involved. Apples and Oranges.

White Knight? If you only knew............

ci-traveler

[PeeWee]

Ci-Traveler,
I think we all understand your feelings on what is going on in Peoria ILL. but this has nothing to do with Lefty or the Milwaukee street scene, or dose it?

Lefty also writes about emotional bonding with street providers. I myself have also had this happen that's why I got a good regular provider that I can call almost anytime when I feeling down and needing something. Although we play rough sometimes with taking each other, it's only play nothing serious.

You may continue to post in here but it's not going to help the SW's in Peoria

[LookingForLefty]

Cornfields in Peroria? Sounds like the scary cops who used to harass us a few years ago. He would pick up guys and take them to the cornfield to do nude jumping jacks and pushups. Most guys came back too ashamed to say what else took place.

I think I've given out some good tips on how to find women. I've given good routes to drive, hotels to cruise, pointed people in the right ares of used car dealerships, mental clinics, court rooms, laundry mats. We all know the major routes, but I have often pointed out some of the less traveled ones - Packard Ave in Cudahy, the Waukesha scene, Layton/22nd, and NW of 60th and Oklahoma.

I'm not going to just give out specific names, addresses and phone numbers. If you want to find out where the sex parties are and the sex clubs meet you can always get that from the internet or swinger magazines. Generally these groups will only accept attractive, professional types. Not nerdy dorks like us. Although I was grateful to be accepted by the Oriental in Mequon. She is no prize herself, but good enough for me.

I've told you were in Wausau there is takeout -Showtime and which hotel is the best place to go for dine in or layovers - Marjon.

Overall, I know I am not the greatest Joe on earth, but one thing for sure. I can go to my grave knowing I banged, corned, and got head from some very attractive women over the years. Oh, sure 90% were rough, street worn SWs. But I will never forget the 10-12 of the most delicious females that have graced the end of my dick.

1. Debbie - SW - Packard Ave - 32 yrs - 105 lb - long dark hair - killer body and face. Coke addict in the early stages. Not yet street worn. A real natural beauty. Kind of a Linda Ronstadt look.

2. Chris - SW - Milwaukee - 32 years old, 100 lb - tender body - single mom trying to survive. Drug free

3- Elena - 44 year old Latina - part -timer. 135 lbs, redish brown hair - perfect 34s tits with perfect nipple - dark and smooth skin.
Actually enjoyed the sex.

4 - "Barbara Eden" - 53 year old escort - trailer park on Layton east of 94. Killer body for a women of her age, blonde, experience, fake boobs, heavenly anal

5 - "Carley Simon" - parking lot of Suburban - short skirt and boots -90 lbs - killer body. Rough voice and street worn - but lots of enthusiasm.

6. Randi - dancer at ##### - late 30s, fake tits, great mature body. Eager to please and offered to try new ideas to make the sex better for me.

7 - Margaret - Indian from Menomonee reservation - 32 - 110 lbs - wearing Daisy Dukes at 19th/Greenfield. Introduced me to the Suburban. Gave an enthusiastic blow job. Offered to dress up next time with advanced notice. Gave digits but it was a payphone.

8 - Heather - 22 yr old crack head. 100 lbs, long blonde hair, great body. Let me abuse her everyway imaginable.

9 "Harley" Bike riding gal who was at a festival in Waukesha. A complete godess. 5-8, 125, and perfect body. I came much to soon and she disappear much too quick.

10 - Just about every oriental provider from the AMPs. They all look the same and always look good.

While those gals were attractive they were not neccesarily my favorites. Some of the ones that are somewhat sentimental to me are often the ones who were a bit ugly. You get attached to them sort of like you would an ugly dog. Odd as it sound, I have always been whipped on Old Yeller and she knows it. I hope she is ok. Someday I'd like to take her to the dentist and get her a good teeth cleaning.

My most memorable evening was when I took this anorexic dunce to a motel, eventually wresled my dick into her ass and blew my load. She screamed bloody murder, cursed me until she was blue, and then sat her boney ass on the tolet letting out huge farts of cum. All the while screaming for me to take her to the hospital. She will never forget me and I will never forget her.

[PeckerHead]

Exactly lefty. 95% is trash but it's the 5% that keeps you on the pursuit. I can't even remember the names but I will say that my all time bests were out of towners visiting family - almost pure luck encounters. Picked up at the various tracks ranging from 16th & National to 5th and Center. Phone numbers given always were disconnected. It was a one shot deal. Poof! They're gone.

Update: Picked up "Tiffany" on North Loop Thursday night. White boots caught my eye. She is from Oshkosh visting mom. Nice firm titties. I remembered her from about a year ago but did not say anything because obviously she did not. Nice BJ. She wanted to give me her number but I declined - what's the point? On way back to drop off she started babbling about how the cops don't bother her because she knows how to act and how she lectures these other girls on how to act and that they should dress nice and get a tattoo on their ass.... how she's pissed because they closed The Loft down in Oshkosh (what - like 5 years ago???) and how she used to rock at the Loft... She loves Oshkosh... Whatever, I was glad to get rid of her once the deed was done.

As far as LE stings go I think some of the reports are off base. From what I've been told by the gals LE has a guy in a red or grey pickup cruising the areas. The guy cruises the same area for hours. Most of the girls busted were from him and most of the guys that were busted were followed by him after a pickup and busted once they parked. That's pretty much the tactic and it makes sense because it's pretty easy when you think about it.

That is all for now. Good luck.

[PeeWee]

the Loft girls were all upset about the closing down seems the management would let them get away with anything and they always had a motel room to work in outside of the club. Rates were about 50 to the bar and 50 for the dancer. I met my first Milwaukee conquest there before I hobby'ied in Milwaukee she invited me to here place which then was 35th & Silverspring area about six years ago. After that I never went to Oshkosh again.

The recent busts in the city was bad news for everyone involved SW's and hobbyists but then again BJ's in the car was always risky.

I had to stay home this weekend because I am low on hobby cash now, but I might take a cruise later just to look around and the price of gas went up again:(

[LookingForLefty]

I am going on a date with a lesbian. Ran into an old friend who I used to be buddies with. She is bi but leans toward just being a lesbian. Never had sex with her. She won't let me. We are going to spend an afternoon hitting the strip clubs. She is looking for a girl and wants an escort. She has never failed to pick up a piece of meat at a strip club and never has to pay for it. Its been a few years since we did this. Some times I get some charity pussy for being the tag-a-long. Last time we went to Hillside, found a skinny black girl who dressed in total white. What a knockout. But all I got to do was watch which is probably the best I can hope for. Strippers don't like to have sex with men for free.

Anyway if you think I'm fuckin weird, this gal has me beat. She does have sort of a dyke look to her but she is married with two kids, and has a good job at a bank downtown. I've been dealing with her for years. After I met her in he mid 90s it took about 3 conversations to figure out she was a player. She fucked her way to the level she is at. Every couple of years she will get an itch for sex. So I'm glad to help out. She's a tough gal but won't go to strip clubs alone. She is also a bit afraid of providers thinking she could get set up or ripped off. So thats my job, to supervise. Plus we like the companionship and she likes to hear about my adventures.

[LookingForLefty]

The lesbian date was ok. We went to 3 clubs and she got lots of phone number of dancers who will have sex with her. I got none - both sex and phone numbers. I don't think I will get to participate. The bright side it I got lots of free drinks because she bought them and I got to listen in on lesbians making sex dates. They just get right down to business.

The first girl she hit on was not interested. But she must have told the others because after that they just come over and started hitting on her. It was like that at all three clubs. Once the dancers knew she was a player they came on over and sat right down. I might as well been invisible.

[Hoehoehoe]

Connected with Lori on 18th and Lincoln on Sunday. She looked OK on the street, but developed that familiar Star Wars bar scene look once she was closer. About a 3 overall, with performance below that. She wanted a tip, but didn't want to work for one. Said she hadn't eaten that day, so she wouldn't let me CIM. WTF? Still wanted a tip, but would neither take it or really let me shoot. Seemed disappointed, hey honey no horse for Christmas this year either.

Let her out after a few minutes. She doesn't get it.

HHH

[PsyberZombie]

Try to get your Lesbian Friend to get you invited in·to the 'mix' for a 'Menange a Trois'

Why wouldn't the two chicks involved *Welcome* an extra Mouth ; pair of Hands ; and a Vitamin 'V' powered Fuel Rod to the Party ??

[LookingForLefty]

Belive me, if they wanted me they would have said so at the club. We sort of did some 3-somes a few years go. Basically taking turns on some dunce. But with the classier dancers - its pretty much girls only.

If I want sex I need to do it my way. Get back to the white trash street walkers and psycho anorexics from the clinics.

[RetiredGord]

PeckerHead,

I may know Tiffany. Is she a blond? Where did you find her on the north loop and how much did she charge?

Thanks,

Gord

[PsyberZombie]

Actually , Lefty , Lesbian Bars are a great place for a straight guy to pick up women

Although a lot of them are 'Hard·Core' Man·Haters , a lot , especially the Cuter ones , are 'Bi·' or 'Curious' [ these are chicks who are just checking out the scene ; or out with friends ; or who just didn't have a Date and are tired of the Straight Bar Scene ]

AND = here in Rhode Island , we have ultra·Leftist Brown Univ. and there's a whole Category of Co·Eds known as GUGs

That stands for "Gay Until Graduation"

Your place in the Student Body 'pecking order' is much Higher if you're a member of a "Dis·Enfrancised Group"

.... and since you can't fake being Black ; and since being Gay is 'Self·Declared' , we have a lot of other·wise straight guys and gals who wear Pink Triangles on their shirts

These GUGs make Prime Targets for a suave pick·up Artist like you , Lefty
[ my Pick·up Days are *decades* behind me ; but younger guys I know tell me that what I just wrote about is , if any·thing , more True today than when I was a 'yout' ]

[PeeWee]

My overall opinion is that the service and quality of the Milwaukee SW has fallen so low it's even below my standards and that's very low also noticing the strip clubs could bring back some of there good lap dancers. Quality was very low there also. Could this have something to do with LE pressure but then again I was making my observations on what it was like several years ago also it seems like some of the excitement of the hobby is wearing off for myself.

I was up on the north east side couple days ago and didn't see anything interesting, oh, did notice some fags in one of the parks by the TV station but who want's to see them:( maybe LE should get after them but that wouldn't be a good story for the news paper.

On the positive side of things did run into one of my ATF's at a strip club the other night for a few drinks at a table (getting to feel the mongering mood) and then phoned my regular provider for some BB bedroom action:) but now as I am writing this it seems only to be a enjoyable routine rather than a new adventure.

I'm just wondering what the future of this board and Milwaukee mongering will be like with very little action out there to be reported on and are our sexual freedoms being trampled on by the city government.

[RetiredGord]

PH,

Was Tiffany from Oshkosh a 5' 7" blond with 36 DD boob job? Where did you find her exactly? What time? How much is she charging? If she is the same one, I would love to find her again.

Thanks,

Gord

[Hoehoehoe]

Cruised Milwaukee today as it was beautiful and I expected throngs on SWs to come out into the sun...duh, wrong again. Saw damned near nothing, except for oinker Diane, aka Princess Di. spotted her at a bar on 16th and Lincoln early and later saw her slumped nearly unconcious across the street leaning up against a wall. Not pretty.

Sad that such a great city has declined to a no hoe status. I hope someone enjoys purity, I sure as shit don't.

Thank God for Lefty's tales to liven up this otherwise barren place.

HHH

[Fizzman]

I was on my way home from upnorth, and memories came back to me about Ricky’s & Hop’s. I know Hop’s was closed a long time ago, but is Ricky’s still open? Last time I was there was about there year’s ago, and I was almost afraid to park the car. One of the black girls was offering me takeout, but I was trying to work on one of the other girls to no avail.

[LookingForLefty]

Picking up lesibians, who are only lesbians until graduation -- well that would certainly be taking it to the next level. Right now I can't picture that happening. I just don't think Milwaukee has a place for me to try that out. I have picked up SWs who were lesbians and they did provide some unique service. They seemed to have of a good worth ethic for the job rather than a passion for what they were doing. They were having about as much fun as if they were moving furniture but they did try to do a good job.


Mentally I'm having difficulty in going on a hunt. I think my sex drive is going down. That urge to go out and hunt just isn't there and it should be. I did go out today and sort of looked. For some reason I just couldn't seem to spot any. I mean I wasn't real sure of a few of them were SWs or not. The wink and nob just did not connect when I saw them.

Hopefully the urge will come back and I will have a good jackhammer, rapid action, machine gun, hillybilly, Dennis Hopper, Last Tango in Paris, crowbar, full nelson style scream'n, blood on the mattress, anal story about some skinny anorexic dunce animal.

[Ci-Traveler]

Mentally I'm having difficulty in going on a hunt. I think my sex drive is going down. That urge to go out and hunt just isn't there and it should be. I did go out today and sort of looked. For some reason I just couldn't seem to spot any. I mean I wasn't real sure of a few of them were SWs or not. The wink and nob just did not connect when I saw them.

Hopefully the urge will come back and I will have a good jackhammer, rapid action, machine gun, hillybilly, Dennis Hopper, Last Tango in Paris, crowbar, full nelson style scream'n, blood on the mattress, anal story about some skinny anorexic dunce animal.

You mean, you hope to write a new fictional story about it. I'm still waiting to see what happened with the last story you promised............

You have to get those writing juices going - this is no time to get writer's block! Gotta keep the herd movin'............

ci-traveler

[Robux]

Oh, yeah. It's from that long-dead horse in the corner that Ci-Traveler's still beating.

[Paland]

Hey Robotux, better be careful around the Wisco board, these guys don't take kindly to Easterners. As I am a bred, born and raised Wisco boy I will try my best to protect the Robobutt.

BTW, being that you and I are gay, maybe we could hook up with Lefty, even though he is of a different persuasion, and triple date at a lesbian bar in Milwaukee. What do you think? That might be some fun.

Pennsyldick

[King Stone Age]

I'm thinking about going to Rockford, IL for a massage and a happy ending (or more if possible). Does anyone have any suggestions on were to go?

Lefty - You were out there just a few weeks ago. Any recommendations?

Came back from Windsor last week. I saw my regular for the 4th time. On our last encounter, I actually met her at her apartment and our session lasted 3 hours instead of the stated 1 hour. I guess its customer appreciation. However, the thing that really bothered me this time was that not only did we kiss, a lot, but she actually enjoyed our time. When we were done, we were still in bed and she had her arm on me, rubbing my chest, talking about how much she hates being in Windsor. Ok, that doesn't sound so bad, but here is the bad part: She want's to visit me in Milwaukee. UMM, ok, new topic for the board to comment on: What do you do when a provider falls for you?

I've analyzed my situation and here it is: I've gone to see her 4 times in the past 2 months. I pay her stated fee for her sevices and give her a sizeable tip and she let's me do what ever I want to her (Lefty - yes, I've machine gunned, AK-47'd, that tight ass with no problems; you'd love it). I treat her kindly with respect and don't give her to much shit. To be honest with you, I do have an affinity for this women: She looks just like this girl I had a crush on back in High School. That's primarily the reason why I go to Windsor, it's because of the resemblence (and because I'm in Detroit on business pretty often). The **** back in high school wouldn't give me the time of day; maybe that's why I like to see Ms. Windsor in pain when I anally penetrate?

Now, here is what she thinks, this guy is comming on a regular basis, he has a rolex and a bmw and pays my rent every month - so he has money. He respects me, doesn't treat me like the tramp that I am and he's a sucker. I can move out of my shit hole in Canada and I can talk this guy into taking care of me for the rest of my life.

Now, I know better. I might invite her to Milwaukee to Machine Gun that bootey (for free this time) but is that crossing the line? Is this whole situation f-ed up? Please comment. I'm confused.

[Robux]

Pennsyldick,

Jeebus man! You better watch out! Your humor might be misinturpreted as hard (or brown) nosed reporting. Lately there has been a dearth of humor among certain posters in Milwaukee and much tattling to herr Jackson. Aparently there isn't enough poon to poke so they've resorted to literary criticism. These poor guys need a trip to crack-ho heaven down Baltimore ways.

Do you mean a lesbian bar where "Lady's Night" is painted on the door and the cover charge is $50? If we're going to triple date, I'd opt for one of those dreamy wheel parties, and you can be the first "wheel boy"!*

But as for lesbians, been there, done that, got the t-shirt, the bobble head, the commemorative spoon, the embroydered mesh-backed ball-cap, the penant, the mousepad, the shot glass, the ashtray, and I stole the towels to boot. Check out some of my Thailand photo reporting from my adventure there last February.

Robux


*For those special readers that are humor impaired, that was my feeble stab at a joke.

[Ci-Traveler]

Oh, yeah. It's from that long-dead horse in the corner that Ci-Traveler's still beating.

It's a COW for Pete's sake! ;)

ci-traveler

[Ci-Traveler]

I'm thinking about going to Rockford, IL for a massage and a happy ending (or more if possible). Does anyone have any suggestions on were to go?

Lefty - You were out there just a few weeks ago. Any recommendations?

See, this is the problem with cattle - they just HAVE to follow the leader of the board.

Now, the way I see it, Jackson has gone through a hell of a lot of trouble and taken who knows how much time to provide an actual Rockford, IL board. On this board, there are intelligent people (Real Fun, Carb, SeekPetite, Jack Spratt III, Ralph, Chief Wiggum, *blush* myself on very slim occassion) who have taken all kinds of valuable time and actually written our experiences down for others to read. In this way, anyone who wants to visit Rockford can read actual, real, non-fiction exploits and then make informed decisions about where to go and what to try. You might consider going to that board and reading it to see what you can find out. I know it requires you to leave the Milwaukee board for awhile - but there are pills you can take to help you deal with that loss for awhile..........

In all seriousness here - Real Fun has posted a wealth of information regarding every AMP within 50 miles of Rockford - and with very specific and helpful information. Why would you ask Lefty, who has not posted any helpful information about Rockford (well - or Milwaukee for that matter!!!) where to go? He reported that he struck out when in Rockford.

Regarding your question of the day - I think you ought to invite Ms. Windsor down and have fun with her at your place. You guys could have a terrific time - her living the life with a Rolex guy and you getting to see her in pain when you machine gun her. Sounds perfect - with a perfectly thought out ending............you don't need to ask everyone what to do - they don't know unless Lefty's done it. Hell - maybe you don't know what to do unless Lefty has done it. Hmmmm.....since Lefty hasn't made up a story like that yet - you probably should wait until he has - then you can follow his lead.

Damn cattle - they all get in a line and follow the one who's pooping the most.

Your turn Robux...... ;)

ci-traveler

[Yyxx]

Let the record show that Ci-Traveller is actually correct in his advice to King Stone Age about Rockford. KSA, c'mon, you've been around long enough to know to look in the relevant forum for recommendations.

That said...

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a noise?

If an obnoxious boor continues to rant on a bulletin board where no one is interested...

[Past Tense]

My personal experience tells me that you will regret getting close to her. Don't ever trust what she says about anything. Any successful provider is an accomplished, probably pathological liar. Call it what you will, fantasy, seduction, whatever, they lie to us, they lie to themselves, they lie to their families.

Trading intimacy for cash takes a toll on a womans psyche. You can never count on them to choose love and commitment over cash or what they want to do at the momment. Think about this chick in the context of normal life activities that are part of having a real relationship. Can you see her cleaning the toilet at home, nursing a sick kid, happily accepting the job of cleaning up after your buddies are over for the game? Can you see her picking you up at the airport at 1 AM because your flight was delayed? Can you see her not getting board and bringing home Lefty while your out of town on business?

If you can, maybe you have lucked out, but I doubt it.

[Ci-Traveler]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a noise?

If an obnoxious boor continues to rant on a bulletin board where no one is interested...

On the other hand, what if a tree falls in the forest and many people who actually are interested hear it but just don't say anthing about it? I love PMs - I save the best ones for reading when the .05% of the Milwaukee board begins to talk this way.

Another question.....when is a rant a rant? Response to two issues - both asked for by KSA - both thoughtfully stated - succinct, not too wordy, with a bit of humor...........

As a member of the Beatles once said, "Let it Be"..........Yyxx.

ci-traveler

[Yyxx]

It's a simple issue, Ci-Trav: You have made your point (and made it, and made it, and made it...). You don't believe Lefty's stories, and you don't like them. We get it, already. As someone said earlier, you're beating a dead horse.

Maybe you have gotten positive PMs about your post. Good for you, glad to know there are others who agree with you. I myself find Lefty's stories entertainingly written, but abhor his actions. You may recall that I actually stood up for you a while ago.

The problem is, you have made your point but you insist on continuing to bring it up to a degree that is starting to appear to border on an obsession. KSA asked a legit (if weird...) question about his Windsor girl, and you took it as an opportunity to... What? Give a serious answer? No, once again turn the topic of conversation... to ripping Lefty! Surprise, surprise. Who ever would have guessed?

We have debated Lefty on this board, and no one is going to change his mind about him pro or con. And frankly, your condescending comments about everyone who likes Lefty's stories being cattle are getting rather tiresome: they are arrogant and insulting.

This board is not about personal crusades. If you want to actually contribute some useful information about the Milwaukee scene, great. If you want to laugh at Lefty behind his back with your friends via PMs, have at it. Heck, start an anti-Lefty thread now that we have the ability to do that. But for the love of Pete, just give it a rest on this board, already.

[Hoehoehoe]

Good, so now we're back to Hoes. I use the WSG all across the country. I use it to find good areas to catch SWs, to get comments on specific ones, to understand LE issues. I post fairly heavily on every board that I use and my posts go all over the country. I hate sorting through blither to find the jewels.

Lefty is entertaining, and in fact a decent source of ideas beyond mindlessly circling blocks where a SW was seen 4 years ago before the new mayor took over.

On with it.

Any word on that scummy bar on 16th and Lincoln? The one where I saw Princess Di? I've never gone inside (the bar)...any adventureous souls here? What are the solutions to LE chasing a lot of talent off the streets?

HHH

[LookingForLefty]

Went to go visit my lesbian friend. She has been getting in call service from the many dancers she got phone numbers with. And the sexi is free!!. She had me over for coffee and I got to watch. It really was no more fun than going to a strip club. Just sat there and watched two women go at it with strap ons. Big deal. Naturally I wasn't allow to participate. They just wanted me to watch and got some kind of sick charge by having me watch. What a couple of sickos who get off having a normal guy like me watch.

She keeps promising me a three-way but says she is waiting for the right girl who will go along with it. She says she is trying to find me a sex partner. I really don't think she is sincere. I think if we could find a girl who would wear a strap on and fuck my friend while I fuck the girl in the ass, she would get a charge out of that. That would be so cool to be jackhammering some dancers ass while she is on top my friend with a strap on. Yeah!!

[RealFun]

This is wierd. I currently agree with Ci-Traveler less than I did about 175 posts ago... and I agree with Lefty's recent posts more than I've ever agreed with him in the past. Between the cute young shaved asian in Oak Creek and being invited to watch a live lesbian sex show, I'm seriously considering burying the hatchet and sending him a pm and asking (begging) for some contact info on both or either.

KSA, they did get you already about scooting over to the Rockford board. Just to be cool I'll give you the short answer: best bet is some real fresh meat named Mimi at Osaka Spa. Near to the intersection of State and Alpine, 815-395-1177. At the present time, Osaka has the best balance between having the most attractive girls and least amount of hardcore pressure for higher tips. Going rate is 120 for everything.

[LookingForLefty]

I read where one of my long lost massage providers is being sued out in Waukesha Co. for renigging on paying some expenses for a kidney donor. Wondered what ever happened to her.

Real Fun - I believe your Rockford recommendation is correct. I can vouch.

Do any of you guys get migrane headaches from Viagra. Man, those are just killers. They seem to set in right after I cum.

Going out to see my lebian friend today. I think I'm only going because I'm lonley and like the companionship. She has some dancer coming over to fool around with. So naturally I am suckered into watching with the hope of maybe being able to participate. I take a vitamin V before I go just incase.

I always thought dancers was just another from of ho. Now I am beginning to believe they are all lesbians.

[PsyberZombie]

Lefty says =


I always thought dancers was just another from of ho. Now I am beginning to believe they are all lesbians.

Most Professional P4P Girls aren't just Lesbians , Lefty

They aren't even Bi·Sexual

They are *Tri·Sexual*

That's means they'll try *Any·thing* Sexual

.... if yer Lucky

[PeeWee]

Although "Past Tense" only has twelve posts in here he sure dose know what he is talking about. Take his advice and if I ever loose my sex drive I would dump all of those kind of women and put my money to better use:)

[King Stone Age]

Real Fun & Lefty - Thanks Brother! I wanted a definite recommendation from someone.

As for Ci - Traveler. If you asked me the question, I would not be an asshole and tell you to go look somewhere else. I, as a fellow member of the Milwaukee board, would be more than happy to give you advice, even if it is the 100th time I said it. I thought we had some kind of brotherhood, commrotery here. I went on the Rockford board. I found a lot of recommendations, Which one to choose? Well, hey, I'll ask my fellow monger Milwaukeeans and see what they think. Luckily, REAL and Lefty were kind enough to give me the info I needed with no side bull shit commentary.

As for Lefty's stories. Buddy, I don't know, some seem really out there. Don't get me wrong, I love them. Actually, you are the reason why I log on to this forum in the first place. Any ways, I think we should all leave Lefty alone and let him speak what we all wish we could do. From Machine Gun Anal Penetration to jizzing in a b*tches face. It's all interesting, fun, amusing and most importantly, very entertaining. Keep it up buddy!

As for the street action in Milwaukee. Found a real nice black dancer (she's 8 on a normal 1-10 scale) at (A NORTHSIDE STRIP CLUB), we negotiated to $250. She was hesitant to give me her number but I eventually talked her into it. Got home, lost the number. I'm going back there next week to get it again. I'll keep you posted.

Oh, as for my rolex and Beemer: The rolex was bought used and my Beemer isn't that new either. I didn't mean to show off. I'm far from being rich.

VOTE KERRY 2004!!!

[Sugar Daddy D]

Lefty:

Do any of you guys get migrane headaches from Viagra. Man, those are just killers. They seem to set in right after I cum.

SDD,

I know what you mean, I've been wondering if Cialis, which is supposed to last up to 36 hours, is better and doesn't give the headaches.

Try taking some Excedrin at the same time you take the V, it seems to work for me.

By the way, great reports Lefty. You're the reason I come to this board. I've actually just started checking out my local Walmart in the Chicago south side area for their specials on skinny, bleach blonde, trailer trash girls. They seem to stock an abundant supply here. I've started to notice that some girls seem to park way out in the parking lot and just sit in their rusted cars. I wonder if they might be open for business or living there, either way the possibilities might be good. Thanks for your posts Lefty, you're a damn funny guy!

SDD

[Ci-Traveler]

"As for Ci - Traveler. If you asked me the question, I would not be an asshole and tell you to go look somewhere else. "

Well - that's a big difference between us. I wouldn't even ask to begin with - especially if the information was right there to be read in another city page. But I admit - I overreacted to your post (sorry) - primarily because of support you've given our fiction writer in the past - while at the same time slamming me. But I'm not a vindictive person - just easily provoked.

"I thought we had some kind of brotherhood, commrotery here. I went on the Rockford board."

Not with everyone. I don't consider myself a "brother" to anyone who wants to rape, torture, or machine gun (without permission of course) a sex worker - just because she's paid. If it's consensual - go for it. But we've all discussed this many times - you know my feelings about it already.

"Luckily, REAL and Lefty were kind enough to give me the info I needed with no side bull shit commentary."

Ok - great. Except I didn't see any advice from Lefty except his suggestion to listen to Real Fun......or did I miss something? Where is his specific advice?

"As for Lefty's stories........."

As long as you realize they are phony stories - no problem there.

"Oh, as for my rolex and Beemer: The rolex was bought used and my Beemer isn't that new either. I didn't mean to show off. I'm far from being rich. "

Ok - I agree I went a bit far with that one - sorry. I don't want to get into it with you - you've given lots of good information out on the board. I just don't like the general hero worship crap I see on the board here - it's downright weird.......especially considering that it's all for a hero who isn't really a hero. It's the guys who take one, two, three.....etc. for the team, give us the info and are out there really doing something that are the heros.

Off the soapbox now........unless I'm provoked......... ;)

ci-traveler

[PeeWee]

Sugar D,
haven't noticed any on V but I am trying some new sex drive and sensitivity increase stuff that seems to work for myself but I found out alcohol dose not mix with it very bad headache for six hours. I will make a report on the stuff on the sexual performance board soon.

For the hobbyist who trying that strip club dancer for $250 very pricy but it's usually good service I been there several years ago, good luck.

noticed a few SW's out tonight of the north side but took a pass by on them.

[LookingForLefty]

My bi-dyke friend called. She said she had a sure thing over at her house. I get there and its a 20-something, blonde, athletic build, somewhat above average sized ass, long blonde curly/frizzy hair, pail skin, decent tits with cute nipples. She was a track athlete at a local college. Says she is looking for a husband (not the way I would go about it). She is also quite a musician and play a few tunes on the piano. Soon we all got down to business. We all took a shower together. It was the first time that I had ever seen my lebian friend naked and the first time she ever saw me. I bet we have known each other 12 years. She wasn't too bad for a 40 something. Better tits than I expected and a huge clit. Right away the two ladies go at it kissing on the lips - yuk. Then they 69 like wild animals but soon blondie slides off to just be the only one licking. So what about me? I just standing there with my dick in my hand like some loser. My lebian friend tells to come closer and she reaches for my cock and strokes it until it gets hard. I was hoping she would suck it, but she just stokes it while she is getting eaten out. So after little lefty rises up I just take the initiative and mount big blondie from behind. I am pumping slowly away while she eats out my friend. I try to signal to my friend that I was to ass fuck her but she signals back "no". I tried to signal her to put blondie in a head lock to hold her down, but again I get a negative. Now I'm a little pissed. So now I am thinking I might just cum on my dyke friends face. About 5 seconds later she cums herself. But the sight of her cumming pushes me off the edge and I blow my load all over blondie's back. The girls then change positions until blondie cums. I am finished just watching from a chair at this point - wishing I was taking a nap or watching tv somewhere. I shower off first and get dressed. The do the same and we finish up with some wine. Soon its time for one of her kids to come home from school so we call it a day. Not sure if I will get invited back. I think blondie was hoping for Mr. Monster Cock.

[Member #6586]

Just a minute there Lefty,clarification needed. You say this is the first time you saw your lezo buddy nude? You say she has let you watch her get it on with another gal before, were they not at least somewhat nude? Your lending credence to Ci-T as to claiming your tales to be false.

[LookingForLefty]

That was the first clear look. I never had a real close up view until yesterday. If she had been anything special to write about, I would have written it. I've seen her laying down but never standing up. The true test of tits is how they look standing up. But that was the first time I ever saw her standing up butt necked rubbing soap all over in a shower and me necked at the same time. She has seen me pee a few time but she never came over and took a look.

[PeeWee]

I have met some of these Dykes at strip bars, these are usually the fem type not the butch type that drive Harleys and hang out at that south side bar think it's down on first street. Anyways they seem very friendly and this one I was talking to at the stage rail while we both were watching the same dancer and making comments about her but I didn't take her seriously just joking around with her and after awhile she left with another girl.

Now on to other stuff:
One of my regulars who I have been partying with for over a year off and on sometimes at her place in the hood or a near by motel and sometimes at my place in the subs for a evening. Now she is hinting about moving in with me and I think it's for her financial gain. Hmmm, this could ruin my image of her my sex goddess now becomes a live in every day woman with faults and flaws like a cleaning lady, lol, do I need one. I am trying to put this off for awhile and told her maybe we would first spend the entire weekend together to see how it flows. I been living alone for six years now and like my independence and besides that she doesn't like my pet dog:(

Other than that there's been no new adventures lately for myself:(

Happy hunting everyone, and keep the locations and contact information posts coming in if any.

[Ci-Traveler]

That was the first clear look. I never had a real close up view until yesterday. If she had been anything special to write about, I would have written it.

Yeah - they probably only let him look at them before from 80 feet away, and he couldn't see the huge clit and good tits from that far away.

At least someone else is beginning to recognize the problems with the posts.

I'm wondering - do any of the rest of you guys get turned off by watching women kiss (eg. "yuk")? Would you be bored and pissed off if you only got to fuck an athletic blonde with a great body doggie style - while she enthusiastically ate out another woman?

Hmmmmmmm.................kind of makes you think.

ci-traveler

[LookingForLefty]

When lesbians are rude to you. Don't make an effort to encourage you. Don't invite your penis to their bodies. Don't even look at you. Don't even acknowledge your dick is in them. It gets boring real fast. Its a lot more fun to jackhammer some weakling's ass with her screaming bloody murder. You for for damn sure she knows who you are and what you are doing. Or if you are going to bone a chick and she is not going to feel it, then its more fun when she is passed out drunk because at least she has an excuse for ignoring you.

I ask my bi-lesbian friend today if I could come over and we could experiement - just the two of us. No dice. She said it would ruin our friendship. She is probably right. She developing a sex network that most men could only dream about. One gal tells another and soon the word is out. Chicks seems to be hot for her. They have their little click and its fun city everyday.

Has anyone been to an AA meeting? There is one on Sunday night nearby. I wonder if there are any loose alcoholic women there? I don't heavily but I could probably pass myself off as an alcoholic.

I need to come up with some new ideas and some new places to go.

[Duck]

Has anybody found a Sw on the south side lately. Was off Thursday and Friday and with the nice weather expect to find a cornicopia of ladies. Nada! Tried the main drags and all the east-west sides and the north-south sides, Zilch. Everyonre should be out after the initial stings but nobody seems to be writing about their finds. Even drove out to Waukesha, nothing! Any ideas gentlemen, or are we going to have to depend on Lefty for all our entertain?

[RealFun]

Ci-Traveler - Lefty's coming up with pretty decent explanations for every instance that someone calls out supposed discrepencies in his stories. At least the explanations are consistent with what Lefty has made known about himself.

How many times has he expressed that, as he's jackhammering some dunce's ass, she's aware of just about nothing else in her life. I've caught plenty of AMP chicks blatantly trying to rush things, or distracted, trying to listen to movements and voices outside of the room, etc, etc, and sometimes right at a moment when I think I'm really doing something right and that she's loving my erotic moves.

Lefty seems to live for that moment when he has the chicks full and complete attention, when he's giving her an experience she'll never forget. Fists clenched, eyes bugged out or squeezed tight, trying to mentally redistribute the pin point discomfort evenly throughout her bod as if she could dilute it by biting the bullet.

I would be erect no problem watching two real lesbians going at it as if I wasn't in the room. Maybe many other guys feel the same as me. Well Lefty clearly isn't many other guys.

I wouldn't be too surprised if Lefty came up with some unintended logistical discrepencies, the guy clearly has plenty of activity to keep track of. I've caught myself contradicting myself about certain AMP chicks. About 4-5 months ago I got all mixed up and posted some contradictory posts about a girl named May at PT. First I thought she was sweet, then I thought she was a hoser, then I confused her with another girl. My posts about her were all over the map. A couple months later I'm at PT and didn't even recognize her. Half way through the session she's trying to convince me that we had two sessions before. I didn't believe her until she started reviewing some of the details.

There's a good chance that he takes a little poetic license when describing the full extent and intensity of the session. But then maybe not. That's the mystique. Even if things are dramatized a certain degree, there's enough consistency to make one believe that the jist of the reports are real and true even if he gets a touch heavy handed hammering his point home.

You said you were done unless provoked. Well obviously this post will qualify as a provocation and you'll engage in quoting me for a tit for tat debate about all the ways in which I'm wrong. Fine, have at it.

CT wrote:
"Ok - great. Except I didn't see any advice from Lefty except his suggestion to listen to Real Fun......or did I miss something? Where is his specific advice?"

Dude, KSA clearly explained why he came to the Milw board for Rfd info. Obviously he coulda gotten the info from me in the rfd section. At the time I wasn't sure why he brought rfd discussion into this section. But I've never known KSA to be a drag or a dummy so I figured I'd accomadate even though I didn't know his angle. Turns out his reasoning made sense: wanted to ask his known and trusted buds in his home section about what their opinion was of another city. If you remember, Lefty even posted about his rfd experiences here in the milw section, and not in the rfd section.

True there is some value in keeping useful info in the appropriate sections. But it seems to me that its more of a guideline than a strict rule. People are accustomed to coming to the Milw section to read about Lefty's adventures. For him to sum up an out of town visit here in his home section doesn't seem too out of whack. For KSA to ask about another city... especially a nearby one... doesn't seem too much out of whack. For me to give the quick down and dirty low down doesn't seem too out of whack. If KSA wanted to get all the cute details about my romantic gfe's with every korean in rfd he could easily have checked it out.

I assumed, correctly, that he was after a different angle. I think it helped him feel confident about my advice when Lefty vouched for it. Lefty didn't go too deep into it, but I think the specific comment that he agreed with me on is how Osaka strikes a nice balance between having girls that are as cute as you're going to get without having to haggle like a mother fucker to keep the fs tip below 140. I think my advice and Lefty's vouching zeroed right in on the precise and minimal summary that KSA was asking for.

I've expressed my discontent about some of Lefty's more extreme adventures and his supporters. In my opinion, some of the things he does is out of whack, I think some of the praise is out of whack. I've said it at length and then dropped it. People know how I feel.

What does it take for you to realize just how far out of whack you are?

HEY, WE FUCKING GET IT NOW GO AWAY! Challenge yourself and do not respond to this post. If you really can't resist then send me a pm and spare the public board. You actually hobby in other areas and post useful info. Splendid, that's what this board is for. Maybe now you can start your own anti-Lefty thread and stay out of the Milwaukee section unless you have something useful to add here.

Sorry this is long, but I've been biting my tongue for a while and my name has come up in too many of your posts.

DO THIS: do not respond to this post. Do not post in this section anymore. Its old, we get it, its totally unprovoked. Every keystroke you add to this section is just that much deeper you're digging your own grave.

Its over. It is soooo over. Now shoo. Bzzt. Good bye.

[Jet]

This stripper chick I was banging took me to a friend's house in the 'hood about a month or so ago. Her friend was looking to make some money. So this skinny white crackhead walks in and says she does two-girl "shows" with her lesbian g/f, for $300. I was like, ya gotta be shittin' me, who is interested in that? I wouldn't be interested for $30. My stripper chick apologized after, saying that she didn't realize what the proposition was gonna be. I never saw the lesbian b/f, but I heard she was a real dyke-looking thing.

Me and another guy banged one girl once (no guy on guy) about twenty years ago in Key West when we were in the service. She picked us BOTH up in a bar. She came up and sat down between us at this bar that had the reputation of being the roughest bar in the Keys. (Anybody ever hear of the Boca Chica Lounge on Stock Island, next to Key West, back in the eighties?)She put her arm around both of us, and started talking. Finally my buddy motions for me to look down. I look down and she was wearing one of those eighties-style skirts that kind of overlapped in the front. She had her legs spread, exposing her tweeter, which was shaved back when chicks didn't shave their tweeters. We took her back to the base and banged her real good. I left about the time a third guy showed up to take my place.

A coupla years ago I banged two hookers, my first three-way with two chicks. The chicks were going down on each other this time. I was trying to get their friend to join in for a foursome, but the lines of communication got mixed up and the third girl stayed out. One of the girls was a hardnosed blonde who just wanted to get paid and was very businesslike, not fun, but the second one was a part-timer and new on the scene, just looking to make some extra money. She had a smokin' body, nice curvy hips, thin waist, nice (enhanced) rack, beautiful hair, and a tan complete with tan lines, plus a sweet disposition, and not real bright. Damn near perfect. I tried calling her after but her family must have found out about her part-time work. I think her ringing cell phone gave her away. It seemed like an angry husband was always the one answering the phone, so I finally gave up. But the three-way just wasn't as exciting as one-one-one.

For whatever reason I still think two chicks deep french kissing is totally hot, but watching two lesbians have sex would be totally boring, which seems contradictory. Now, if I was longstroking one of them from behind it would be an improvement, but still doesn't move me somehow. I guess it all goes to intent. Two lesbians getting it on and let me join in, sort of like a charity case? No thanks. Two straight chicks who want me to smack that ass up? Oh yeah! So I agree with Lefty. I don't wanna feel like a third wheel at a lesbian bang-in.

[Ci-Traveler]

RealFun wrote:

"HEY, WE FUCKING GET IT NOW GO AWAY! Challenge yourself and do not respond to this post. If you really can't resist then send me a pm and spare the public board. You actually hobby in other areas and post useful info. Splendid, that's what this board is for. Maybe now you can start your own anti-Lefty thread and stay out of the Milwaukee section unless you have something useful to add here."

Hmmmmmmm.........I see - discrimination now. Had a feeling it would happen sometime.

Your response thoughtfully mentioned that KSA was sincere in his posting. And I agreed with him. My post also apologized to him.

But I stand by what I said - Lefty posted nothing of value regarding his Rockford trip. This is not a slam on KSA - it disagrees with him about Lefty's providing useful info.

If you feel strongly about something I write - by all means state your opinion. If you choose to do it in this forum however, don't be surprised to see it be answered in this forum. I can just see it now - President Bush and John Kerry going at it in debate forum......then Kerry says - "Hey - mind your own fucking business about that - you shouldn't discuss that here because I say so. Write me a letter if you have something to say about it."

See how the analogy works here RF?

BTW - while I'm happy you noticed my useful information for the other city boards, I equally notice your's. You have the longest posts of anyone I have ever read.

Let's try not to be hypocritical.

ci-traveler

[King Stone Age]

ci - lefty validation is plenty information for me. it was of value, it served a purpose, and i will take it to heart and use it in my mission to find a regular masseuse.

oh, i must publicly, again thank real for being the 'real deal' when it comes to effective communication and positive reinforcement.

now - moving on to matters this forum was set up for - the pussy.

for those of you who care to know, i called the canadian dunce from windsor. she's coming next weekend. i'm having her stay at a hotel in downtown. at first she asked me to make the reservations since she was "expecting to stay with me". ha ha, fat chance - i made her call. she said that she was looking forward to seeing me and that she can't wait for us to get together for the night. as i was talking to her she asked me if i miss her tight 'bottom' - as in making reference to her anus, i said sure. ha ha! looks like i'm going to take this girl back to athens - olympic style... :)

moving on to why i am actually writing a post on this board. i went to a trashy south side corner bar this weekend with an old friend of mind. i initially agreed to go with him because he always keeps on calling me and because i feel sorry for him. he's always around fat skanky ****** that i would not touch with a 10ft. pole but he's not the greatest looking guy either. well, that night, we met with these 2 trailer trash women. one was quite large and the other looked like someone unloaded an uzzi at her teeth.

i sat there and tried to keep the uzzi victim occupied as he tried to work the plumper into sexual submission. as we were talking, ms. uzzi flashed her boobs in my face and started laughing. i, thought, what the hell, so i asked her if i can put my dong in between those. ha ha. she said for $25 i can put it somewhere else! "wow, is that right?" i said. she also said, "well, if you by me some drinks, it might be free."

i then proceeded to buy her a drink, not because i was interested, but because i was intrigued by the discussion that is going to take place. i started to feel on her rear to relax her a little, make her feel a little wanted. i then asked her what sexual things she likes and what she does. she began telling me everything under the sun. most men at this point would be highly aroused and interested. i began to find it intoxicating and vile. just watching those missing and decayed teeth move made me want to yak up.

as drunk as she was, she was trying to work me in to spending the night with her while never dropped the $25 charge though. i began telling her that i was too young for her and that i am not experienced enough - ha ha. i told her that i could be as old as one of her children. she said that she only has one daughter and i'm older than her. as a joke, i proceeded to ask her what will it take to hook up with her daughter, she said $125, and she must watch. whoa! that blew me away. i quietly asked her if she was serious and she said she was dead serious.

by this point, i'm buying another round as questions will need to be answered. according to ms. uzzi, her daughter is 5'4", 110 lbs and very pretty. so, i'm thinking i have to see this so then i ask, "how old is she?" she replies, "17". uh? 17? are you serious? you’re going to allow some stranger to bang your **** daughter for $125 while you’re watching? she said that she's 3 months pregnant, broke, and that she's fu*king everyone she sees any ways so might as well get paid for it and start helping out with the rent.

i can't lie to everyone and say that i didn't totally discard the proposition, i mean, she did have a point about if your going to do it, might as well get paid for it. but, wow, that is really messed up. i can't believe what society has come to. i asked her why she wanted to watch, she said she likes to watch the men she's with because it makes her wet. i asked her if she saw anything wrong with that and she said no she just wishes she could get banged like that sometimes. she complained about only old, ugly men being interested in her.

so, lesson here: ? i don't know.. too much to dwell on.

[PeeWee]

Someone wrote,
I need to come up with some new ideas and some new places to go.
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Don't we all:)

Now if CiTraveler and Real Fun could forget Lefty for awhile and fill us in on how to deal with providers better and where to find the good ones at the best deals in town it would be great:)

I am thinking if the good SW's aren't on the streets any more in Milwaukee then where are they working?

[RealFun]

KSA - did you get digits? Man that sounds hot!! J/k, actually, NOT! Man that's messed up.

I got a Rockford AMP tip. The only reason I'm bringing this up here is because some here may not be into checking the rfd board unless something out of the ordinary is available. I met an AMP chick that is way different from any of the ones I've ever met. I know, anyone that's followed my rfd amp rants know that on average once or twice every fiscal quarter I get all woozy about some chick and say she's soooooo special.

Well, this find really is totally different. Not necessarilly special in regards to looks or service. Its just that she's much more americanized. She speaks excellent english. I talk to he normally, where as with most amp chicks I have to phrase things in ways they'll understand better. The best thing about her is that she doesn't do that saccharin submissive gfe act that all the other ones do. Its more like being with a regular escort or something.

Anyways, all the details are in the rfd board. I just bring it up here because I've heard many say they're not crazy about AMPs because of the culture difference, language barrier, and cheesey mechanical routine. Many of the other girls I've called "special" really were "special" in one way or another. But Jenny at Paradise really is unique, and may have some appeal to those that normally aren't too crazy about AMPs. 40/house, 120 tip gets it all.

[LookingForLefty]

I was driving through the Suburban parking lot and the lights flashed on this old junky car. I took a swing by and inside was small built gal. She was about 40. She got out of her car and jumped into my truck. We drove down 27th Street south about 3-4 miles (as I popped a V) and then headed back to the motel. She said she was from Appleton and was in town to see if she could find some action related to the election. She said something about a lot of election officials in town and they are always cruising for action. She said she used to work at a place called Beansnappers, whatever that is. She inquired about if I had any drugs or where she could get some. She mentioned she had two kids and lived in Calumet County - she goes to Chilton to visit her parole officer.

Her name was Susie, about 5-2, 125, strawberry blonde, minor dental flaws, green sweater, short skirt, fishnetstockings and high heels. Her legs were ok but a little dumpy. She was up for doing everything for $100 and even had a room. So naturally I check out under the beds and bathroom for bad guys. I bolted the door from the inside. I tried not to fall in love but she was quite a flirt and saleslady. Just the kind who is up to rip you off. But I figured I could easily whoop her if need be.

She asked if I wanted her to take all her clothes. Damn straight. Her tits were a little droopy but ok for her age. Her bush was trimmed neatly but not shaved. We didn't shower like I normally do. I was already clean and it was too cold and damn to want to go through the hassle. She looked pretty clean. We got under the sheets and she gave me a big hug and seemed generally excited and happy. She reached down rubbed little lefty until he got hard. She had the softest hands and little lefty reacted much faster than normal. In about 20 seconds he was at full mass and throbbing. I was pleased by this and it helped my confidence. She slid a rubber on it and started giving me head. I thought I was going to blow my load right away and I had her back off. She said thats ok - just blow your load. I said no way, I paid you a $100 and I'm taking the scenic route. So I laid her on her back and started to fuck her. Again I feel like I'm going to blow my load and I have to back off. Her petite body looked so hot laying there on the bed. After starting and stopping about 20 times, I started to get numb and back in control. Now I'm finding it hard to cum, but I soon feel one coming. She really felt nice and I loved the physical chemistry of her body. I could have laid on her all day long and not got tired of her. I like the way she hugged me and rubbed my ass. Now for the finale. I roll her over to finish in her ass. She tells me to go slow and take it easy. Fair enough because she has been such a good sport so far. Her ass was already wet and prepared. I stuck my dick in about 2-3 inches and it was just total heaven. Her ass was so tight. I mean it just had the perfect feel and grip. I filled that rubber up with what felt like a new record amount of cum. That felt so good.

I went home to have lunch and will still excited thinking about her. I knew I could get another hard-on so I went back about 2pm. Her car was there but there was another car in front of the room. I sat there and waited about 15 minutes and I see some older guy coming out wearing a sports coat and dress pants but no tie. After seeing some guy just come out of the room I lost my appitite for her. Still my balls and dick have been feeling good all day.

She was driving a late 80s Chevy, rusted fenders, gray, kind of rectable looking body, with a bunch of shit hanging from the rearview mirrors.

[King Stone Age]

This is why I read these posts: Lefty, YOU DA MAN! Your experiences coupled with your sense of humor make this board the best in the forum. With such diction and somantics, I can envision myself in your situation. Jackson should give you a literary medal of honor for your stories.

:) Keep it up buddy!

[PeeWee]

Lefty and others,
If you don't know, Beansnappers is one of the strip clubs in Appleton but I read some bad reports on it "like" no alcohol no take out and a very young crowd. Most likely the dancers boy friends and there buddies.

KSA,
Yes, there's always something in Leftys stories that I can relate to from my experiences except the jack hammer half nelson anal lol. You gotta be a advanced hobbyists for that.

I been very busy at the work place lately and haven't had any time to hunt and the one that I been seeing is starting to play mind games with me but I hold the trump card with the $$. Anyways maybe I need a couple of weeks off the hobby so I feel lonely and horny again and want to pick up a new one and take here out for dinner or something before I lay her.

I been thinking about Rockford but it would be unfamiliar ground and the parlor's seem to pricy for what you get. I read some of the reports.

[LookingForLefty]

Thanks for the info on Beansnappers. Susie was obviously not working there or she would not have been in Milwaukee working a motel parking lot. She most likely got fired or simply has just gotten too old to be competitive with the other ladies. Her type usually isn't able to keep employed due to drugs and soliciting customers. I felt like a fool stalking her in the parking lot. I had gotten sort of emotionally attached after our episode, but when I saw that baldy guy rolling out of her room all unsheveled, I lost my appitite for her.

Pee Wee - Rockford is a good weekend place to go. Just get a cheap motel room for a couple of days. There is just as much street action as any other city like that, perhaps more. Plus a full menu of AMPs and there used to be a couple of places in Belvidere that did hand for $85. Just put it all in perspective. What is your time worth and do you want the aggrevation of dealing with SWs? Sometimes its just as easy to go to the AMP. I've been to about 30-40 and after awhile they are all the same. American massage parlors are more interesting but the attention to service and detail are not as good. There are two in Madison that are well written about and have been in business forever.

I have fallen out of favor with the wheel party crowd. Its because I don't take part. Those are some really sick fucks. They are the type that would get head from a tranny and not think twice about it. This one dude told me "a blow job is a blow job, doesn't matter if its a man or woman giving it to you." After that I've had nothing to do with that bunch. If you want to know what these guys are like, rent a Dennis Hopper movie called Blue Velvet. Then you will know what I am talking about.

[Yyxx]

If you want to know what these guys are like, rent a Dennis Hopper movie called Blue Velvet. Then you will know what I am talking about.

Ah, David Lynch's finest film, and Dennis Hopper's greatest role. Highly recommended!

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

[Xhobbyist]

Cool flick! A must see.

Kevin

[BayView]

Yeah, I know, I down post much but I thought I'd share this one with you all. I've not been out on the streets for a few months all things considered. And I'd found a stipper that is willing. Anyhow I took a southside drive last night and found nothing. Maybe one on South 13th and so I stopped in at the Hillside. It was really bad. Half a beer and I was out of there. Searched the streets for another half hour and decided to go to a real strip club. To make a long story short, the power went out in the area and one girl asked me if I'd take her home. She bitched that she hadn't made any money and rent was due. Then she asked if I'd help her make some money after we left. Hmm, yes! Keep working the strip clubs. Only problem is that then I took her home, she points out this other car in lot and says that's Lisa's (not real name) car. That's the other stripper I'd been seeing. Funny thing is that they must have talked today. "Lisa" has never called me but tonight she's called twice. Now she's offering service rather than my asking for it. Not too bad having two competing for cash. Maybe it's me. No. I'm not going to dream. It's the cash.

Go hit the clubs after the 1st of the month when the rent is due. It helps that they've seen you before because I'm sure that they have choices.

Oh, yeah. You probably want know about the service. Nothing special. Great looks. OK attitude. Unemotional service.

[BayView]

OK, I'm tired. I made a few mistakes. I meant, I know I don't post much...

[Member #2996]

After Lefty's report had to check on the motel. Well LE was sitting across the street at Target, but low and behold there was a lady in the parking lot of the motel. I stopped to talk to her just to check things out. I asked her about the LE and she said she had already taken care of him and asked if I wanted to be taken care of.

Seemed a little shady so I passed and checked out the south side where there was a pretty BSW who was more reasonable.

Happy hunting!

[LookingForLefty]

I get suckered into visiting my friend for another lesbian adventure. It was horrible. After being lured over to my dyke friends house, perhaps hoping to get to cum in a nice looking stripper, I am instead lured into the carnival fun house. When I walk in I see this little man about 5 ft tall and a bald head. He looks like the guy in the Six Flags commercial with the big glasses. Well its not a man, its woman. There was no way I'm going to fuck some woman dressed like a man who looks like they just had a chemo treatment. So I left.

I went to see a shrink later, an appointment I set up awhile back to talk about why I do the things I do. I think he is full of crap. He just told me stuff I already know. It was like being lectured by Ci-Traveler.

[Craven Morehead]

I'm back to posting on the board after a break. Having read through the last several weeks of posts these are either about places other than Milwaukee, lesbians, pro-Lefty or anti-Lefty rants. There's not enough useful information being posted.

Come on fellas - you have to know where to look for real action!

CM.

[PeeWee]

CM,
Yes by all means possible (post), have you seen any great action on Center street lately. I been off the hobby for three weeks now and very busy with my own work (overtime) but I managed to talk to one of the providers who got busted last summer WOW, LE and city hall is out to stamp out casual sex completely forever in the city it dose seem by giving the girls raw unjust sentences and that's not all most of the bust cases are still open and in the courts for follow up further review.

I am sure glad I got a good healthy attitude on casual sex, lol, think I will try bar hopping around the holidays to scare up some old hens:)

Hobbyists, be extra careful out on the streets LE has cameras and unmarked cars and the judge is a hanging one.

Lefty,
How about a good anal report to liven up this group:)

[Craven Morehead]

I got the phone # of a Nicole & set up an appt to go to her place recently. One more phone call to her to confirm the time then she tells me when I arrive I need to take her to the babysitter to pay her before we can get together. I know this scam to tell her no-can-do. She says to come over anyway. Now I am really leary & go over to her place on 42nd by Capital. When I knock on the door she comes out from the house across the st in a robe looking much less attractive than I'd hoped. She says to come over to this other place to pay the sitter. I say no-way & leave.

The pay-the-sitter scam is pretty simple. It starts like she tried it with me. She takes the money & you never see her again. Sometimes she gives you something of "value" to hold onto, which turns out to be worthless. Sometimes she has you hold onto something like ID or credit cards. Then she really will come back & get her stuff, have you take her to just 1 more place before the action starts. Then she takes her stuff & she's gone. Rule of thumb: never part with $ until you're in the place where action will happen & with the actual person things will happen with.

CM.

[LookingForLefty]

I found a 40ish Latina on Mitchell at Lopez Bakery. Not great but ok for being in her 40s. Most guys wouldn't have even noticed her. She was alone and upset. Kind of crying and sniffling. So I asked her was was wrong and she went on and on and on. Pretty soon I just tuned her out but still pretended to listen. After about 90 minutes and too much coffee I decided it was show time and just asked her over. She accepted. I had to spend 90 minutes letting her talk and getting her to feel better about herself. Seems her mother died a short time ago and she was having problems dealing with it.

So she comes over to the house and we watch tv and I make some cocktails. Then she starts crying again. I start to figure this isn't going anywhere. I had even popped a V and just figured I'd wasted it. The drinks sort of hit me and I passed out watching the moving. About an hour later she is waking me up and urging me to make out with her. I was out cold and she is expecting me to just turn on the switch. Well, I did and giving old V about 90 minutes to kick in worked well. I had a rocket in my pocket without any help. She peels off her clothes. Still ok for a woman in her 40s. Firm tits with medium nipples. A bit of a belly - probably from having kids. Hairy black bush and a reasonably nice ass. I pegged her to be about 145 lbs. She tells me to "lick it" because she is an old woman and cant get wet. So I do and after about 2 minutes she is urging me to stick it in. So I do and we go at it missionary for about 5 minutes. Then I bend her over and we do doggie. She says I can do anything I want to her so why not, I'm going for it. She lays flat on her belly so my next move, I stick it about half way in her ass and let'r rip. I could feel the cum shoot hard with the tight grip of her ass. She didn't mind too much. She made some joke about having to duche her ass now. After that she was out like a light for the next 7-8 hours. I took her back to Lopez in the morning and we had coffee. She told me she was married (oh boy) and she was desperate for someone to pursue her because of no action at home and being lonely. She didn't ask for my number and she didn't offer hers. So I probably won't see her again. She could have be 50 years old maybe 53 after I got a better look at her after my horniness wore off.

[PeeWee]

CM,
That area you describe 42&Capital and north to 60th and Sliverspring including Hopkins and Hampton has many providers with several Nicole's Some good some not so good.

Several years ago I got one to the motel and gave her the full rate in advance and just started the action and her cell phone rang Seems her young kid got sick and she wanted me to take her home right away. Then she started crying and turned on the water works, I respected her and took her home like a dunce! I should have read her the riot act and performed anal on her like Lefty would have done:) (live and learn)

The only thing I can figure out is to deal better with these providers "like" show the $'s but deal half up front and tell you will tip after for the rest. There are many ways to put this to words.

Lefty,
Good report, I'm still working on your laundromat and shoe store idea plus sometimes I check out the used clothing stores in the intercity.

[LookingForLefty]

Pee Wee - the cell phones must be turned off. Mine certainly is. Last thing I want is the damn thing to ring when I'm drilling some dunce full throddle in the ass. I leave the phone in the trunk.

Laundries - Blue Kangaroo is a good one on Greenfield. Also I picked one up a few years ago at National and 16th on the northeast corner.

[LazyOrangutang]

Hey now,

CI-traveler I have to say that you are nothing but a troll and just will not cease to be the PITA you certainly are proud to be. If there were any way to get you off of here I would gladly be first in line to put the boot to your sorry. You get the idea.

You are definitely a waste of bandwidth here.

[Duck]

I agree with Lefty (what, who knew). Keep a eye on your cell especially if in your car. Almost lost one last year but I regain my equilibrium in time. Caught as she was leaving the car. Big eye catching scene. Not a good thing in the area we were in.

Duck

[Diesel E]

Well with the streets being real quiet lately and the quality of ladies at an all time low (IMHO) I decided to try a different mongering method in which previously I had some good success, the phone chat lines. All one needs to do is simply mention the word " generous " in your description and you will get lots of private messages to hook up, so you can be real choosy. FYI 90% of the ladies on the lines are black so you definetly need patience if you are looking for hispanic or white.

So far my track record has been great on these services ( 2 for 2, see my previous posts on the first attempt) with tonights conquest deserving of a gold medal !!! It was about 10:00pm when I heard a message that a girl was willing to trade favors for some booze, I PM'd her asking exactly what she was looking for and also mentioned that all liquor stores were closed. Well we agreed on some beers, a bottle of champagne and half a bottle of whisky that I had laying around the house from quite some time ago ( I am not much of a drinker ). I also inquired about her age, she is a 19 year old brunette.

I ended up meeting her at a small motel out in the sticks that she was staying at with a male friend of hers, and we looked for a secluded place to complete the transaction in my car. She is quite the looker, more of a hot girl next door - innocent and fresh type look. She gave an above average BJ and after about 10 minutes of that I asked if she wanted to ride me and she agreed enthusiasticaly. Off came the jeans and she had this sexy bustier type vest on which she undid halfway to allow me access to her fantastic breasts. Thankfully I drive a large car because she was really getting into it and grinding away all the way to the finish line.

After we wrapped things up I asked her if she was interested in hooking up in the future and she was so I will attempt to hook up with her on Wednesday and if all goes well I will have photos and digits to post in the next day or two. Don't know how long this gravy train will last though as she mentioned she will be starting work at On The Border as a dancer in December. All in All not bad for about a 12 pack of assorted beers, a $4 bottle of champagne and half a bottle of rotgut whiskey LOL !!!

[LookingForLefty]

Found one on Layton and 22nd. Too good to be true. About 20, fresh looking, nice slender build with a "T" shaped ass, long brown hair. She jumped in the car after I pulled over and asked if I wanted to party. I said sure. She looked clean so I brought her over to the house. We agreed on $100 - and believe me she would have been able to get it someplace else for sure. I laid 5 $20s on the table and she asked me to go "wash it off." I knew she was going to try something so I acted like I was in the bathroom with the water running but I was watching her the whole time. Sure enough she scooped up the money and took off thinking my pants were probably off. She didn't make it 5 feet out the door and I caught her and dragged her back in the house by her hair. She tried to hit me and I smacked her open handed right across the face. She said she was sorry and not to hit her anymore. I ordered her to get naked - Now! She peeled off her clothes and I just stared at her. I told her "get on your fucking knees now!" I told since she tried to rip me off she is going to have to suck my dick and not get paid. So there she is on her knees, crying, sniffling, her eye is swelling up. I told her to take my cock out and suck it. She did. She did it nice and slow too which I liked. Tears are rolling down her face and its bothering me. Then I told her to pick up the pace and that she was going to drink it when I came. So then I dropped my load in her mouth and she swallowed quickly in about 3 gulps.
I told her I didn't want to even hear her sad story on why she tried to rip me off. I did give her a $20 bill and told her I would drive her back up to Layton. She accepted, so I took her back. She got out of the car and ran off.

[Diesel E]

As promised here are some pics from todays adventure with the girl from the phone chat line. An extreme GFE from the moment I picked her up at 2:00 in the afternoon until I dropped her off at 9:00 that night, she was even suprised when I gave her some money.

[Luv Chubby Girl]

Found one on Layton and 22nd. Too good to be true. About 20, fresh looking, nice slender build with a "T" shaped ass, long brown hair. She jumped in the car after I pulled over and asked if I wanted to party. I said sure. She looked clean so I brought her over to the house. We agreed on $100 - and believe me she would have been able to get it someplace else for sure. I laid 5 $20s on the table and she asked me to go "wash it off." I knew she was going to try something so I acted like I was in the bathroom with the water running but I was watching her the whole time. Sure enough she scooped up the money and took off thinking my pants were probably off. She didn't make it 5 feet out the door and I caught her and dragged her back in the house by her hair. She tried to hit me and I smacked her open handed right across the face. She said she was sorry and not to hit her anymore. I ordered her to get naked - Now! She peeled off her clothes and I just stared at her. I told her "get on your fucking knees now!" I told since she tried to rip me off she is going to have to suck my dick and not get paid. So there she is on her knees, crying, sniffling, her eye is swelling up. I told her to take my cock out and suck it. She did. She did it nice and slow too which I liked. Tears are rolling down her face and its bothering me. Then I told her to pick up the pace and that she was going to drink it when I came. So then I dropped my load in her mouth and she swallowed quickly in about 3 gulps.
I told her I didn't want to even hear her sad story on why she tried to rip me off. I did give her a $20 bill and told her I would drive her back up to Layton. She accepted, so I took her back. She got out of the car and ran off.
The ***** deserved it, but be careful dude. You don't want this @^#$@ to bring any gang bangers or shit over there now that she knows where you live. You don't need that shit in your life. At least she got what was CUMMIN to her!

[PsyberZombie]

Here's another scary scenario for Lefty =

The girl spits your load onto her sleeve , thus preserving a sample of your DNA

She then goes to the Police claiming you abducted and orally raped her at knife·point

At the Emergency Room , a test for 'acid phos' takes about 30 seconds to determine that that spot on her shirt really is Human Semen ; and minutes after that you find your·self in hand·cuffs being read your Rights

Being charged with First Degree Sexual Assault of a total stranger using a weapon , you will be denied Bail

Your Lawyer visits you in Jail , and has Bad News and Good News

The Bad News is =

a. ) You are facing *at least* four years of 'hard time' [ and 'Hard' it will be , too , because Rapists are just one rung above Child Molesters in the Prison 'Pecking Order' ] , and

b. ) the girl's 40 prior Prostitution Arrests are In·admissable to use in your Defense

But the Good News is =

Some Guy called the Lawyer and told him that for , oh , $5,000 or so , the girl will be willing to drop the Charges

So you pay up and walk , but when you get home you discover that the Police left your front door open and everything you own of any Value is gone ; plus a Family of skunks has taken up residence in your bed·room

[PeeWee]

Be careful with that type of action, but something has to be done to stop the scams and rip off's.

Diesel E,
What chat lines are you writing about and have you noticed any women plus 35 years of age. I was always under the impression that this was more of a fantasy cyber thing instead of a real life encounter.

[Jaimito Cartero]

I told her "get on your fucking knees now!" I told since she tried to rip me off she is going to have to suck my dick and not get paid.

I would not put my dick in the mouth of an angry woman, just as I wouldn't put my hand into a garbage disposal that was running.

[LookingForLefty]

I'm not too worried about that biach. I got a feeling she wants to keep as much distance between her and the police as she can.

Hey Kimosabe - I think I found the perfect woman for you. I was crusing a behavioral health clinic today and met the mom of a patient waiting for her daughter to come out. She was about 45, slender, plain and ordinary. Somewhat of a hippie type with long straight gray hair and glasses. But she was totally nuts. She constantly talks like Tonto on the Lone Ranger. And she called me "Kimosabe". She never broke charactor one time. I was just dying inside because I knew she was so fucking stupid. I was trying to imagine what she would be like in the sack with that stupid indian talk. Anyway she gets up to go to the bathroom and her daughter comes out. I ask whats up with her mom and the B-Western movie indian talk. She said she was been that way for as long as she can remember. Everyone makes fun of her and she herself talked that way until she went to school. Then she realized her mom was nuts. Anyway mom comes back and daughter goes up to make another appointment. So what the hell, I ask her if she is married. Well of course not - no man is going to stay married to her. I get her phone number. I will call her in two moons - maybe. I'll work on this because this could end up being the most retared sex I've ever had. Will keep you posted.

[Diesel E]

I think the name of the phone chat line I used was nightflight or something like that, just pick up an Onion or Sheppard Express City Edition and there are about 3 to 4 ads for different lines. Generally all of them will have a free trial period for the guys, and it is always free for the ladies. You can also find some chat lines by doing an online search such as " Milwaukee Phone Chat ".

As for the ages, I have heard as high as 63 ( not my cup of tea lol )

Like I stated before just make sure you insert the word " generous " into your greeting and you will get lots of offers to entertain.

[Yyxx]

Hmm... Sounds like "heap big fun" for Lefty!

[LookingForLefty]

I almost called her today. But what would I say? If I ask her out that means I have to be seen with her in public. Maybe I could invite her over for dinner. Fix her Indian tacos. Go rent some old B westerns. Then ride her bareback, nude with cowboy boots, and plow away at her ass screaming a war hoot.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

Don't forget the firewater!

[Craven Morehead]

This week I realized why I don't drive the mean streets of the H0-ville any more. I had some spare time so went cruizin at about 10pm - something I haven't done for a long time. Nothing on the north side except an average-looker who came over to my car to ask why I was trying to entrap girls, then asked if she could get in the car. Probably not LE but I didn't like her attitude.

10 minutes later down on National I spotted a real beauty so pulled into a sidestreet - along with about 6 other guys who'd also seen her. She stood about 5 ft from the passenger door & I waved for her to get in. No movement.
Her: "Take your window down."
I did. She looked stunning, immaculately dressed, very well spoken, sounding college-educated. I'm sure I was staring.
Her: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Me: "I always look like this. Do you want to get in?"
Her: "Get in what?"
Me: "Huh?"
Her: "Do you have any money?"
I waved goodnight at this point. LE for sure.

Then just off Lincoln I stopped at a stop sign behind an unmarked Crown Vic. He waved me past & I realized he was watching as a skanky looking girl was getting out of a car. As I drove past them the sirens start wailing & I realize I'm lucky it's not me they're stopping. Time to go home.

On a better day I hooked up with a Lisa whose phone # I'd got. We met in a no-tel on the south side. Pretty poor performance by her & not worth a revisit. PM me if you need details.

Diesel - Awesome pics! Keep em coming.

CM

[Diesel E]

OK I do have contact info for the phone chat girl and will be willing to trade info with others ( normally I would post it to the whole world but this is not a pro and I dont want her to be overwhelmed by all the lurkers calling her night and day ). Secondly I think I may have just hit the tip of the iceburg here, I have talked to her a couple times on the phone since posting my last messages and she has mentioned that a couple of her friends might be interested in joining us for a photo and movie shoot this coming week.

I simply ask for your patience so I can fully cultivate this niche and promise to trade info when the timing is right. If all goes well I should have more than one contact from this. I will post the progress in a few days.

[LookingForLefty]

I did a reverse search on Tonto's phone number and got her address. So I took a drive by in West Allis. A neighbor was working in his yard two doors down and I asked if he knew her and what was up with the indian talk. He said he has known her for years. The theory is she is autistic and someone probably drop her on her head while watching the Lone Ranger. He said she has even had some jobs and a few boyfriends but mostly has been on mental disability. He said she was fairly normal except for the indian talk thing. I thought that perphaps if I made her cum it might shake her up enough to become normal. But most likely I would be opening a can of worms. So I'm dropping my persuit. It just wouldn't be right to nail someone with a mental disability. I'm sure she knows right from wrong, but might not be able to deal with the casual sex thing. And anyone in her family would know that no man would be serious about her.

[Ci-Traveler]

Found one on Layton and 22nd. Too good to be true. ..............[snip] I told her I didn't want to even hear her sad story on why she tried to rip me off. I did give her a $20 bill and told her I would drive her back up to Layton. She accepted, so I took her back. She got out of the car and ran off.

Yeah, and I got a bridge for sale too.

Just stick to writing what really happens "tough guy."

ci-traveler

[PsyberZombie]

Lefty :

There's only One known Cure for Tonto Chick Syndrome ==>

DATY with a Forked Tongue

[Kimosabe]

The Lone Ranger handle, as uttered by Tonto (Tonto means "dumb" in spanish), was Kemosabe.

I have no relation nor connection to LR.

[PsyberZombie]

Actually, Kimosabe , TONTO means "Fool" in Spanish . It's also a masculine adjective meaning "foolish" . There's also a Spanish Idiom , "a tantos y a locos" that means "recklessly"

Not that any of this has anything to do with the price of pussy in Peoria

[LookingForLefty]

I have just about given up on the psychiatrists who have been trying to help me work towards having a normal relationship with a woman. I just can't deal with the whole dating thing. Spending too many hours with them, staying all night, kissing someone I don't like good night, meeting their parents, dealing with their personal problems. Just seems easier to just pick up SWs. Sure, I know I get a little to involved with them sometimes. But its so easy to distance yourself from them. Them being SWs is the best excuse there is. The only woman I liked spending time with was with my lesbian friend. We could both talk about doing neat perverted things to other woman. She never asks to stay all night and I never kiss her good bye. Never meet her parents. I know I can put on a pretty good act and come off as charming when need be. But its not me. I don't to be a nice guy and make love to a woman. I want to jackhammer some crackhead SW in the ass 90 miles an hour and then send her home.

[Kimosabe]

Zombie,

I sit here corrected.

[LookingForLefty]

Took a ride out today. I found on about 3:30 walking about 10 miles an hour north in front of Zeibart just south of 164 and Moreland. I wasn't sure about her at first but she kept looking back at oncoming traffic about every 3 seconds. I whipped the truck around and snatched her up. She wasn't too bad - about 19 or 20. Big frizzie hair. Not much of a looker but good enough. She said she lived in an apartment nearby. I told her we were going to the Motel 6 in Brookfield instead. No objections.

After we get in the room she tells me normally all she does is give head. Well gee fucking wiz, I wanted to fuck her. She looked like she had a decent body. I told her ok, but I wanted her naked. Hell, she didn't even want to take her clothes off. How am I going to have power over her unless she is naked? I told her I didn't want her running out in the middle of a blow job so I wanted her nekked - now. Now I'm really getting pissed and vitamin V is kicking in. Now I wanted to ass ram her for being a *****.

I told her if I'm getting in the shower to hose off, she is coming in with me. So she did. I made sure she was nice and clean. After drying off I think she was more relaxed about having regular sex. I keep condoms in my gym bag and she agreed to half and half with a covered dick during sex. She was just average at best. I've had better but she would do. Except her hair was pretty fucking ugly. It was like the bride of Frankenstein.

So I was sitting in the desk chair with her on her knees. She sucked a good dick. I was just about to blow my load when I laid her on her back and unloaded in her pussy. To hell with the rubber. I was just too worked up. Plus she didn't put up much of a fight. By the time she was objecting I had already dropped my load.

I got it for $50 plus about $45 on the room.

[Ci-Traveler]

I told her we were going to the Motel 6 in Brookfield instead. No objections.........I told her if I'm getting in the shower to hose off, she is coming in with me.........I was just about to blow my load when I laid her on her back and unloaded in her pussy. To hell with the rubber. I was just too worked up. Plus she didn't put up much of a fight. By the time she was objecting I had already dropped my load.

Still interested in that bridge? Why do you always make stuff up about fighting with or bullying women? There must be some other thing you can describe that can turn the board on??

Geez.............

ci-traveler

[Craven Morehead]

Fellas
Stay away from an independent who goes by the name Moshay or Sandy just off Capital Dr, last 4 digits of phone # are 1775. She lies about her appearance, will rip you off & give lousy service. Be warned!

CM

[Woody For Asians]

Still interested in that bridge? Why do you always make stuff up about fighting with or bullying women? There must be some other thing you can describe that can turn the board on??

Geez.............

ci-travelerStill jealous of Lefty? Maybe he can recommend a psychiatrist for you.

[Big Boner]

Hey Lefty,

Why don't you get some pics of these gals and post them? I know you got the money for a decent digital camera. And I also know you wouldn't care if these trashy crackheads get noticed by anyone. I for one enjoy your stories and would like to put a face or ass to them. I cannot see a good reason why snapping a few shots and posting them would be bad. Like they say, you gotta put up or shut up. Hopefully this will put this issue to rest.

[Hoehoehoe]

Gee, CI-T, I didn't find Lefty's post all that strange...now maybe if someone has never seen a pussy or gotten laid they might be confused about the event, but for most of the people here who post about hoes instead of thinking they are writing Miss Manners or the editorial page, they enjoy it.

Your stuff, I print and wrap fish in it.

Nuff said?

HHH

[LookingForLefty]

Will go see mother at the nursing home and then go on a hunt. No place to go for Thanksgiving except for the Suburban if I get lucky. One of my pals suggested going to Rockford to an AMP - or two, but he has to eat dinner with his family first. I have a feeling that won't happen so I will probably work the streets.

I came up empty handed today. I was looking for Old Yeller but she has disappeared. I went to all of her haunts and no luck. I think the Mexicans did a number on her.

Tomorrow is going to be a long day and it sure would be nice to hit a double. One in the morning and one in the afternoon. It would sure go along way in making the day go by faster. Would be nice if I could even use the same hotel room. I've taken too many chances lately taking girls to my house. One of these days one is going to show up bringing trouble. I wouldn't even mind if old SWT - skinny white trash showed up with her buzzard face. With the lights out she feels mighty good. With the lights on its anal only because I don't want to see her face.

[PeeWee]

Just taking it easy today alone and enjoying it:) seen my regular hood rat provider the other day (social call) seems it getting to be a complex relationship lately and I met her crazy family:( but the sex and party I had with her last saturday night was so good it almost seems worth it:) got to unload in her kitty BB with a intense orgasm.

Now on to a little information, SW activity seems very light on the north circuit but there is still some out there at various times of day, week or near the end of month but it gets taken very fast and then they seem to get off the streets. As far for dancers or escorts I have no new information maybe I am slowing down or getting up in years lol.

Happy Hunting, it's the season:)

[LookingForLefty]

I was about as successful as the Lions and Bears today. I spent about 4 hours in and around my favorite spots. I waited down at the Suburban for a long time and there was no action at all. I should have gone to Rockford. I bet the 4-5 parlors down that way were all open.

[Red Draggin]

Ci has pulled off the near impossible: Making Lefty look like a sympathetic figure with his bizarre, obsessive rants. The great thing is that they have much in common--both want attention by being outrageous--just in different ways. At least Lefty is entertaining the masses. Ci is just a bore.

Now back to your regular programming.

[Lizzard King]

You seem to thrive off the US system ( inheritance ) that was given to you by your parents since you manage the properties that they accumulated. You are using what was given to you but do you not feel that this scum that you f in the a are illegal allians or drug addicts drag you down to their level. I assume your money and influence makes you feel good about yourself. LK

[PeeWee]

It just seems to bad that we don't have female providers and hot horny women on this WSG board. Would be the perfect place to meet mongers and dead beats:)

With all the sex going on about town and on the web also the increase use of vitamin V and it's nation wide advertising on TV we still got that out dated law about SW's and sex providers for us dorks and nerds who don't do well in the single bars and clubs.

I keep telling myself, I am not going to Rockford for action or anywhere else because I still can get a better deal with Milwaukee women despite a few scams that we all should know how to avoid.

I am sure things will get better about town:)

[Ci-Traveler]

Gee, CI-T, I didn't find Lefty's post all that strange...
Your stuff, I print and wrap fish in it.

Two things -

You're wrecking the fish and wasting the paper if you print my stuff.

I didn't find Lefty's post strange - just the second one in a row where he talked about being physically tough on a SW. I don't believe his story. I think this is what he wishes he could do - that he struck out and then had a fantasy about what he wanted to do. This is how he remains a "man" in his own eyes.

He's a fake.

ci-traveler

[LookingForLefty]

I always follow the golden rule when dealing with a SW. Since I have the gold, I make the rule. I think sometimes there are people on this board who think hobbying is just like we see it on TV - that all SWs are basically good people who are just down on their luck and are trying to survive. The truth is they are sick degenerates that don't think twice about having some strangers cock in their mouth or ass. They are basically evil people who have chosen a life of drugs, sex, and a life of criminal behavior. Getting roughed up or slapped around a little comes with the territory. Sometimes they must be disiplined or they will take advantage of you. Remember they are making a concious choice to rent out their ass to you for your personal pleasure. What are you suppose to do when they want to break the lease? Sometimes you have to enforce the contract. 95% of the time all you have to do is raise your voice and fist, appear psychologically disturbed and unpredictable, and she will submit without force. Another satisfied customer.

[PeeWee]

They are basically evil people who have chosen a life of drugs, sex, and a life of criminal behavior.

Except for the recreational drugs aren't we mongers doing almost the same thing they do. Paying for sex with every provider or SW that comes along. I do reduce myself sometimes to there level temporarily so I can enjoy the party with them but if you every notice the average SW thinks she is the greatest thing to come into your life "hell" why not we are paying for there ass's and she goes home with your cash and she knows if you could get action without paying for it why would you be with her. Just cant beat that system.

Dorks strike back! only give them $20. :)

[LookingForLefty]

[QUOTE=PeeWee] why not we are paying for there ass's and she goes home with your cash }

I never pay a woman for sex. I pay her to leave after having sex.


I came up dry again today. Maybe just bad luck. I must have blown a half tank of gas. I'm going to Waukesha tomorrow. Its getting to be the end of the month so maybe I can find me some fast walkin, slow talking women in need of some cash.

As close as I am to Racine I should look down there. I usually see some SWs working. Is there a good motel to go to? I've done some business down there before but ended up at Super 8 and it cost me $50-60. I don't want to go past $35-40.

[Craven Morehead]

This week I hooked up with a really sweet gal on the N side, busty, very accommodating who did everything I asked in relaxed surroundings (her place) for a very reasonable price. What more can I ask? I have her phone #. Definitely worth a repeat performance.

Also this week I came accross the Fall 2004 edition of Boxx, a free women's newspaper. (Free newspaper for women. Not a newspaper for free women.) Had some excellent articles on Prostitution in Milwaukee. Page after page of it. Pick one up if you can. I found mine at the Einstein Bagels on S27th. Interesting reading included the report-a-john program where local residents are to call a certain phone # to report a john's licence plate. And good rationale for why the recent SW round-up was a bad idea.

I have contact #s to share with any reputable poster who has some to share too. PM me if you're interrested. If you have nothing to share and/or if you've never posted here please don't respond.

PeeWee - You're my kinda guy! $20 maximum! Way to go!

Craven.

[Ci-Traveler]

This week I hooked up with a really sweet gal on the N side, busty, very accommodating who did everything I asked in relaxed surroundings (her place) for a very reasonable price. What more can I ask? I have her phone #. Definitely worth a repeat performance.

Good post - lots of useful stuff - thanks.

I agree with the $20 thing - always great to get a bargain.

Craven - a question..........

Did you find this girl to be an evil person who has chosen a life of drugs, sex, and a life of criminal behavior - that expected to be roughed up or slapped around as part of the contract? Did you feel this girl needed to be disiplined so that she wouldn't take advantage of you?"

Since you didn't initally post about this but had a good experience with a SW without roughing her up - I wondered if you felt that your experience would have been as satisfying and worth the $ if you had needed to resort to such tactics?

Ten womeon in Peoria, IL found dead - they're looking for a serial killer with a specific MO.

ci-traveler

[Craven Morehead]

Ci-T
I'm not a rough-em-up kind of guy. But I know that some guys like doing that so they have to pay for the pleasure. I set the tone right at the start of the encounter by being as pleasant as possible. But I also take all kinds of precautions to make sure I don't get ripped off as I know there are some women who'll try to take advantage. If things get out of hand then I act accordingly - & have had to many times. A useful trick I learned on this board with a SW who won't get out of the car is to tell them you're driving up to Green Bay right now & if they don't get out that's where they'll be going too. I used this again recently. She got out just before the freeway. Slammed the car door damn hard too. I've learned so many useful tricks over the years I could write a book.

[Hoehoehoe]

CI-T

Since you had a civil post to Craven, I feel some obligation to respond also as I've been critical of you. My expectation from a SW is civil behavior and I much prefer a pleasant interaction, not a fight and not any "roughing up"

I think I've defended Lefty from the perspective that I see most of his stuff as potentially realistic, not necessarily desirable.

As Craven responded, you are wise to anticipate a problem as you almost certainly have a druggie in the car, and she may be armed in some manner. I've had probably hundreds of great times with no trouble, but a few attention getters. Dragged one girl at about 30 MPH when she wouldn't let go of some cash. Knife fights, etc. but almost all were just nice.

Hope that helps.

HHH

[Ci-Traveler]

As Craven responded, you are wise to anticipate a problem as you almost certainly have a druggie in the car, and she may be armed in some manner. I've had probably hundreds of great times with no trouble, but a few attention getters. Dragged one girl at about 30 MPH when she wouldn't let go of some cash. Knife fights, etc. but almost all were just nice.
Hope that helps.

Yes - you are correct. These problems do happen. I just had a senior member pm me about his experience recently in Illinois. He met someone through a chatroom/internet connection, and he agreed to meet for FS. He pulled up to her place, went inside, sat and talked with her for about five minutes and 2 dudes come in the room, force him to strip to his underwear, and spent the next three hours searching his vehicle, stealing his wallet, credit cards, cell phone, laptop, and threatening him for id numbers, passwords, etc. They stole hundreds and transferred even more using the codes. They eventually let him go - and he went to the police. He was out the cash and his cell phone and laptop - the cc card companies covered everything else - but the experience was a real wakeup.

I'm not saying the girls won't try to rip you off - although some just wouldn't. Every person has a negative side. It's just that when you have a girl in the room - your room of choice - the door is locked, and you get rough without a true reason...........

In Lefty's case - it's a moot point - didn't happen - he made it up. But your point is well taken and should be strongly considered - ALWAYS. I've had my fair share of rip-offs - but each time I learn something new.

My post to Craven was a tongue in cheek kind of set of questions - designed to show that he didn't have to resort to nastiness to have a good time with a provider.

ci-traveler

[PeeWee]

Yah, and I been told by some well experienced local SW's and providers that internet "web" connections are the most likely places to get ripped off because of the web fantasy thing. People are even getting ripped off on internet phone sex hook up's. I will still take my chances out on the streets and in the clubs, bars where i can see them eye to eye and for the first encounter it's the motel room.

Hmmm, wonder what happened to Lefty. It's been days that we had a report from him.

I also was aware of that report john's license plates thing but it dose not prove anything but sometimes LE might follow you for several blocks. so have your vehicle in good shape "lights and them things and never have anything illegal in your car in a stroll area".

[LookingForLefty]

"Hmmm, wonder what happened to Lefty. It's been days that we had a report from him."

Gee what do you think I am? Some sort of of sex maniac?


Its been a no action week so far. I found one nice looking blonde, long shapely legs, long hair, short skirt, heel, and shapely small but. She turned around and had a face full of zits, half her teeth, and a nose like the wicked witch. I tried to talk myself into picking her. Finally decided yes but someone beat me to her. No big loss.

I'm planning to go out of town over Christmas and do a massage parlor vacation. But not Rockford. I am looking into the I-94 strip from Grand Rapids to Ann Arbor in Michigan or the I-80 strip in Ohio from Toledo to Youngstown. I've got good eye witness reports. I've also considered Windsor, Ontario. I'm looking for full service with an anal finish so if anyone has suggestions on where there is lots of that within short distance I would appreciate it. I would prefer a warm climate. But not Nevada because I can't afford $750 blow jobs by porn stars.

[mjv11]

As Craven responded, you are wise to anticipate a problem as you almost certainly have a druggie in the car, and she may be armed in some manner.

HHHI flew some hoe in from Nevada one time - she wanted to come home and promised to stay with me for the weekend and give me all the sex I could handle if I paid for her flight.

She kept her end of the deal, but I was never so glad to get someone out of my house. She was a major crack head. On the way to the motel she planned to stay at I ran over the curb while turning a corner and luckily no cop was in the area or I would have been screwed.

Once I had her moved into her motel room I got out of there as fast as I could. I figured for the $200 flight and a weekend of fucking I didnt need to see HER anymore ...

[LookingForLefty]

Took a drive out to Waukesha looking for some dunce to drill. I drove around for about 20 minutes and then popped into Webbs to see if this once dunce was still working there. I was eating when in comes a SW I picked up about 6 months ago. She did not recognize me and sat in the booth behind my counter seat. She came in with this old fat fuck about 60. I was probably a monger like us.

She was looking pretty ragged. Her hair looked like it had not see shampoo, let alone, a comb, in a month. She was so skinny. She looked like she was nothing but bones. I recall having a good time with her, she gave good head, and was too weak to resist ass fucking. I wonder what she was doing with this old timer? I tried to hear what they were saying but couldn't. She was just the way I like them - skinny, weak, and total white trash. I should be the one boning her ass and taking her to Webbs. Not this old fat fuck.

Then I get up to go pay and she walked into the vestibule. She gets down on her knees and starts rummaging through the free papers. I wanted to say something to her but was a loss for words. Couldn't fine any SWs there today so I drove back dejected to Milwaukee. I might go out later. It gets dark so early, its limiting visibility to see the SWs.

[LookingForLefty]

I just heard from an unreliable source that there is a midgit woman working at On the Border and is giving blow jobs. He said it was the best blowjob he ever had. He and her were both standing up. Anyone else heard this? I doubt seriously that there is such thing as a midgit stripper in Milwaukee.

[Puerto La Cruz]

That's right Lefty. I saw an ad in Shepard Express. They have both the "tallest and shortest strippers in the world" at On the Border. Don't know about the extras but indeed I saw the ad.

[Tribones]

I was listening to the radio today ( 102.1 or 102.9 ) and heard the commercial on the radio for a midget stripper at otb. I didn't catch when she was gonna be there.

[Duck]

Yes, Lefty there is a midget stripper working in town. There are ads in the Shepherd and elsewhere for On The Border. From the ads she doesn't look to inviting, but for a change of pace?! Don't know about the BJ's though, haven't been there.

[PsyberZombie]

Hey , Lefty !!

Did I tell you about my new girl·friend ??

She's three feet tall

I'm tellin' ya , I'm *Nuts* over her !!

[PeeWee]

Ok Lefty we all had our laugh for today:) and she dose anal on weekends:)

Yes, things do look very bleak out there for quick action but there's the XMAS parties coming up and allot of opportunities to try your skills out. There's one at "Heartbreakers" on December 16.

I know this was brought up before sometime but Fast dater. com is having some parties also out in Pewaukee for all age groups and I got the mental image of this being a all SHOW and NO-GO type of event but then again who knows.

http://www.fastdater.com/Milwaukee/index.php

Anyone got ideas about parties or events where we can have the opportunities to meet women or providers of all ages around Milwaukee, please post them.

[225mmk]

So I happen to pick up a Shepher Express today and see the On The Border and ad, and what do I see? "Little Lacy" the midget stripper. It does however say that she is there from December 7 - 11. So there may be something do the low level bj story.

[Wis Man]

I was there a couple of weeks ago and I do recall seeing a midget there but I did not see her do anything. Lefty does have good stories, true or not.

[King Stone Age]

Lefty - If your going to Windsor, give Border City Divas a look through. They have their own web site with pictures of providers.

As for the street action in Milwaukee, I don't care for it. The selection sucks. I'm saving my money for Rockford, IL. :)

[Raider]

Hi Lookinfor lefty please explain to me the technique that u use to assdrill the lil street hoes.I have come across a few that have deserved that treatment.

BTW I realy enjoy reading your posts, keep up the great posts.

[PeeWee]

Guess it is true about the midget stripper:) Last time I was there I only seen long leg dancers.

I been hunting the Milwaukee streets for several years and I only found several bad ones that needed shock style anal also you gotta figure if it wasn't for SW's and dancers there would be no hobby in Milwaukee and LE hasn't helped to keep them out there either:( We have no jack shacks like Rockford. So lets keep them happy most of the time:)

[LookingForLefty]

I usually like to mount from behind and get one arm underneath one of their arm pits and then around their neck. I hold him in a half - nelson, and then drill the cock in their ass. I like to wrap my legs outside of theirs and grind it in. Even with a small cock you can get them moaning and grunting. Then I like to unload my goo in their ass and give them a nice cream pie.

[Young Man]

...I hold him in a half - nelson, and then drill the cock in their ass...

errr...ummm...errr...I hope you mean her and not him ;)

[PsyberZombie]

That's probably NOTa 'Freudian Slip' , Young Man

I think Lefty meant to say =

" I hold 'em in a Half-Nelson .... "

[PeckerHead]

About 5:30pm Sunday was driving west on North and came across one with high heels, fish net stockings, black mini skirt, very long legs doing the walk between 18th and 19th by the auto place. Could not make out the face. Looped around and came down 18th for a closer look but she was facing west so I could not see face or get her attention. Looped around down 19th and still could not see face because now she was walking towards 18th. Looped around back down 18th and "poof" she was gone. Kind of regreted not going for the direct pick up but then again she (or it) might have been a tranny. Anyone else she this? In any event if it was a she, she would have been a dream find.

[Like Head]

It has been awhile since my last post. I haven't had much time for ho hunting with the four legged hunting. I haven't seen much out there while driving around my work area. There has been a few on Center st. but nothing worth a second look. I saw one today on 35th she wasn't to bad but she was doped up, wandering around in a daze.

With all the police stings the selection has drop to just nasty. I have been stopping in madison for my fixes but that is getting pricey. I miss the good times not more than a year ago when you could cruise the northside and see 6 to 10 girls in an hr or 2.

I swung by the notel on 27th about a week ago went into the parking lot and got followed in by one of Milwaukee's finest. So there went that idea. Too many cops not enough cheap ass.

Happy Hunting and be safe Like

[PeeWee]

Every so often you will see one of those dream girls on North ave. that just gets away form you "poof" gone disappeared.

In the warm weather I seen one with long flowing hair her skin was midnight black with a low cut mini dress and her back was almost bare, legs an butt was perfect for laying but as I looped around the block to see her front "GONE" someone must have scooped her up off the streets:(:( but as I had a closer look around that area I seen some less attractive SW's out and figure she just was out there to draw attention of the hobbyists for the other SW's to scoop up. (bait and switch? or for real?)

But then again when hunting the streets appearance isn't everything as we all know.

I haven't been out there for awhile cause it gets dark early in late afternoon and the city dose not turn on the street lights until later, besides that it's been raining so I figure none are out. If the weather improves I might try the "Brown Deer Rd" stroll.

[Raider]

I usually like to mount from behind and get one arm underneath one of their arm pits and then around their neck. I hold him in a half - nelson, and then drill the cock in their ass. I like to wrap my legs outside of theirs and grind it in. Even with a small cock you can get them moaning and grunting. Then I like to unload my goo in their ass and give them a nice cream pie.

Thanks for the info dude.Will definately let the Guru of Assdrilling know when I accomplish one ;)

[Diesel E]

Greetings fellow mongers,

In my last post I was pursuing other angles with my phone chat girl but I think those will have to simmer for a while. In the meantime she has expressed interest in trying out the hobby and would like to give it a whirl next week with some of my fellow WSG members. Just to refresh everyones memories she is 19 with a great bod ( see pics posted 11/18 ) a total GFE experience, eager to please and game for just about anything.

She agreed to an initial number of 5 meetings and that I would act as the screener, so I decided to make this interesting. I will be taking the offers through PM's through the weekend and will select the 5 most interesting offers on Sunday night. The offers can be for any length of time or scenario ( she is very into role playing ) so get creative !! I am not doing this for any financial gain for myself, merely for favors to be determined at a later date lol.

I will notify the winners by PM Sunday night to set up arrangements. Who knows, this may be a one time deal not to miss !!! And just to whet everyones appetite I will post one more of her pics if you are feeling too lazy to look back at the pics from 11/18.

[Demand Curve II]

I haven't posted in a long time, but I just wanted to poke my head in here (hee hee) with everybody's favorite topic: the tappin' of the fudgetrail.


Hi Lookinfor lefty please explain to me the technique that u use to assdrill the lil street hoes.I have come across a few that have deserved that treatment.

You need Lefty to explain his technique? The only way he could give more detail would be to post a video clip. It's the HO-key/pokey: you stick your schlong in, you pull your schlong out, you shove your schlong in, and repeat until she shouts. You give the ho a 50 and you drive her back to town - that's what it's all about.

That's not a recommendation or endorsement from me, I just calls 'em as I sees 'em. Personally, the hole concept of anal makes me cringe and reach for the bleach. I vaguely remember Lefty describing his miracle cure for STDs: dabbing with antiseptic after jabbing a SW's backdoor. Butt that's like going to an oxygen bar after inhaling anthrax. I'd rather share a needle with Keith Richards than bareback a SW, especially Greek-style. Especially if you're rough. Ripped tissue = big issue. Yuck, I'm glad I'm not a back-door dude.

A few days ago I picked up a nice HSW, said her name was Melissa, near Wal-mart on Capital... she could tell I was nervous and a novice... she gave me a hint on a discreet place to go and park (one of the industrial parking lots/loading dock areas around there). She said 30 for bj, but I came super quick. She laughed (ouch) that I was an "easy date" while I was fumbling with my money. I wasn't even really cruising, I was supposed to drive-thru Popeye's chicken for me and my room-mates. They gave me a 20. So if Melissa wanted 30, i would have to pay her the extra 10 with crumpled old singles and half a roll of quarters. She kept laughing and said 25 would be OK if I drove her back to Humbolt.

My room-mates were pissed that I came back with just a smile, instead of chicken. Luckily I had the $ to pay them back. They understood. They called for delivery. I went hungry, but no longer horny (for the day, anyway).

Melissa gave me a sort of scary hint:she told me to be careful because a lot of ho's have either jagged crack pipes or syringes with them. And if they're high when you let them in your car, they can be real paranoid, they have been kicked around by mongers before (ahem, Lefty). She basically said, if they seem high or twitchy, don't make any sudden moves. Basically, assume that every ho has a nasty needle on her or is ready to slice your face with a crack pipe. maybe she was just trying to freak me out, but that story kinda makes sense. Better safe than sorry.
And even if she doesn't have any druggie-weapons on her, dipping your wick in a dirty SW is the same as getting jabbed w/ a HIV needle.

Have fun and be careful boys.

[LookingForLefty]

Sorry for the slip. Did not mean to say him, but to say her.

Peckerhead - don't have regrets. Longlegs in the mini skirt might have been the crater face I found last week.

Still no action this week. I rented Hillside Stangler and got all worked up. Lots of thoughts about using duct tape and handcuffs. I highly reccommend the movie. Another good one is called Spun. Some guy is drilling a dancer he has tied to a bed. Then he gets a phone call and says he has to go out for a few minutes but he doesn't want her to leave. So he puts duct tape over her mouth, turns up the heavy metal music, and then leaves for a couple of days. Monster is available on DVD now. I am thinking about going to one of those weird Adult Book stores and seeing what they have. I don't really want to, because I'm such a normal clean cut guy. I think maybe only queers go in those places

[HappyGardener]

Well, here she is: Our Little Lacey

www.clubotb.com

[Demand Curve II]

I haven't posted in a long time, but I just wanted to poke my head in here (hee hee) with everybody's favorite topic: the tappin' of the fudgetrail.


Hi Lookinfor lefty please explain to me the technique that u use to assdrill the lil street hoes.I have come across a few that have deserved that treatment. You need Lefty to explain his technique? The only way he could give more detail would be to post a video clip. It's the HO-key/pokey: you stick your schlong in, you pull your schlong out, you shove your schlong in, and repeat until she shouts. You give the ho a 50 and you drive her back to town - that's what it's all about.

That's not a recommendation or endorsement from me, I just calls 'em as I sees 'em. Personally, the hole concept of anal makes me cringe and reach for the bleach. I vaguely remember Lefty describing his miracle cure for STDs: dabbing with antiseptic after jabbing a SW's backdoor. Butt that's like going to an oxygen bar after inhaling anthrax. I'd rather share a needle with Keith Richards than bareback a SW, especially Greek-style. Especially if you're rough. Ripped tissue = big issue. Yuck, I'm glad I'm not a back-door dude.

A few days ago I picked up a nice HSW, said her name was Melissa, near Wal-mart on Capital... she could tell I was nervous and a novice... she gave me a hint on a discreet place to go and park (one of the industrial parking lots/loading dock areas around there). She said 30 for bj, but I came super quick. She laughed (ouch) that I was an "easy date" while I was fumbling with my money. I wasn't even really cruising, I was supposed to drive-thru Popeye's chicken for me and my room-mates. They gave me a 20. So if Melissa wanted 30, i would have to pay her the extra 10 with crumpled old singles and half a roll of quarters. She kept laughing and said 25 would be OK if I drove her back to Humbolt.

My room-mates were pissed that I came back with just a smile, instead of chicken. Luckily I had the $ to pay them back. They understood. They called for delivery. I went hungry, but no longer horny (for the day, anyway).

Melissa gave me a sort of scary hint:she told me to be careful because a lot of ho's have either jagged crack pipes or syringes with them. And if they're high when you let them in your car, they can be real paranoid, they have been kicked around by mongers before (ahem, Lefty). She basically said, if they seem high or twitchy, don't make any sudden moves. Basically, assume that every ho has a nasty needle on her or is ready to slice your face with a crack pipe. maybe she was just trying to freak me out, but that story kinda makes sense. Better safe than sorry.

And even if she doesn't have any druggie-weapons on her, dipping your wick in a dirty SW is the same as getting jabbed w/ a HIV needle.

Have fun and be careful boys...

[PsyberZombie]

Lefty writes =


I am thinking about going to one of those weird Adult Book stores and seeing what they have. I don't really want to, because I'm such a normal clean cut guy. I think maybe only queers go in those places

An Adult Video Store can be a Great place to take a chick if they have those Booths to watch the movies in

Just pick up your Hooker ; take her to the store and then in·to the private booth ; slip five bucks in the slot to start the video ; then machine·gun her ass with her bent over the chair they always have in there

Just make sure the video 'channel' isn't set on a Gay Male Sex flick first ;)

[PeeWee]

I agree with you on that BB anal stuff and most providers won't do it unless forced but to each his own.

Your mongering area is very familiar for myself. I have picked up several in this area in fact I found one in the WallyWorld parking lot:) and the women on Humblot seem very friendly but be careful because fags like to hang out around that neighborhood park off of Capital.

I would like to find a good bar or night club in that area that has a good friendly crowd and great music but a local to that area provider told me it wasn't that safe at late evening if you were a outsider.

So the lone wolf hunts on to different areas.

I just want to thank the hobbyists who PM'ed me with the offer to exchange information or other things but since the last summers crack down by LE allot of my provider phone numbers have dried up. and now I find myself very picky on who I pick up. Experience dose teach one a lesson.

[Demand Curve II]

PeeWee says:

"I would like to find a good bar or night club in that area that has a good friendly crowd and great music but a local to that area provider told me it wasn't that safe at late evening if you were a outsider."

A few years ago someone tried opening a big "arena style" club on Capital. I can't remember what it was called. The Factory or the Warehouse or something like that. Near Wal-mart and Outpost food store. I never went there because I was under-age, but my friends told me that it catered to a hip-hop crowd. in other words, kinda rough. There were fights and stuff. That's part of the reason it shut down. I don't know of any clubs up around Capital. I live closer to Brady, and there are a bunch of bars on Brady. I prefer dance clubs to boring old bars/pubs, so I go up to North Ave. Mantra Lounge is cool - I've been there twice in the past 3 weeks.

The problem with any scene like that is, it's a sausage party. Probably 2 dudes for every girl. But the girls are hot. This past Friday they had this crazy Asian theme and girls were putting on these big fat Sumo wrestler suits (like what Bill Murray wears in a scene in "Charlie's ANgels") and they were drunkenly bumping into each other and knocking each other down. It was a trip. The cover is like $6-10 and the drinks are expensive, but I dig the music (house/trance) and the lights.

Picking up a girl is difficult, though. They're hot and they can have their pick of the litter of guys. But they're not super stuck-up.

I doubt that SWs even go to clubs. Maybe escort types. But I can't afford that, and I have terrible "ho-dar" (ability to spot a ho among "civilian" chicks). So I wouldn't try to pick up a "pay-date" at a dance club like Mantra Lounge or Cush. Cush caters to blacks with hip-hop music. I like the music but the guys are kind of rough. Last time I was there, though, Cush didn't charge a cover.

Sorry if this is a bit off-topic. But PeeWee has a good point about clubs, as a "change of pace" from prowling the streets. Anybody know any clubs where SWs hang out? I picture them more hanging out at bars/pubs where it's quieter and easier to talk. The dance clubs are deafening loud, and you can't even see too well, cuz of the strobe lights and stuff.

bottom line, I guess it all depends on what you're looking for, what mood you're in that night.

Piece on earth,

DC

[Diesel E]

I need to clarify a few points from my last post.

First of all thanks for all the PM's

Secondly dont bother sucking up to me or offering trades, I am not the one making the final decision, I am just the guy filtering the requests and acting as the middleman so you would be sucking up the wrong tree lol.

Lastly Please include the following 3 main elements in your PM's

Time Requested
Degree of Generosity
Special requests,ideas or scenarios

FYI the five lucky winners will also be getting her direct contact info

Thanks again to all and good luck !!!

[Craven Morehead]

Several low-enders were on North Ave this week, including one that looked awesome from a distance: tall, leggy, short skirt slit to the waist, cute pink top. So I spun around the block for the pick up. It was a man.

Watch out for the looks in their eyes before you allow them in your car. Some can get aggressive on you & freak out. A basic knowledge of human nature really helps in screening out the bad actors before any kind of relationship begins. Speaking from experience.

[MisterEman]

Are there clubs in the Milwaukee area that you can find escorts at?

PM me if you do not feel comfortable posting info here.

Thanks in advance

[King Stone Age]

Demand Curve II - If you are looking for a nice club, I suggest Eve on Milwaukee St. Next door, you will also find Three and there is both Tangerine and Kennadees (sp?) accross the street. I have frequented those establishments quite often in the summer and I must say there are a lot of 10-type women there. Of course, the ratio isn't always favorable but with 4 great places so close, it's hard not to find atleast a fat chick that's willing to talk or swallow.

You also have the old establishments of Taylors and Flanneries. Those are certain to have some snatch there. I suggest going to International Night at Dino's a a few doors down from Taylor's next to the Havana Club. There you will meet beautiful foreign women from Russia, Greece, Serbia and Poland to name a few.

Then, there is still Victor's where you will always find a victim. I hear there are SW and providers working the crown on Wednesday nights. Actually, my friend got a pretty good BJ for $50. However, if you factor in the stollen wallet, cell phone and neclace, it was a pretty expensive BJ. I guess it wasn't worth it. Nonetheless, if you do meet someone there. Watch your stuff.

That's my contribution for the week. :)

[Diesel E]

Unfortunately I have some bad news, for some reason she is pissed at me and stood me up tonight so the game is off. I will however pass along her contact info if you want to try and work your own deals with her. I give no guarantees on how long her phone will be operational ( she uses a Virgin Mobile prepaid phone ) but I have the feeling she will be responsive to earning some $$. Anyway feel free to give her a shot and let me know how things go.

Her Cell # is 414-202-7415 and her name is Sara

PS she has granted permission to post her cell # previously but I did not want her buried in calls, so I did not post it to the general public but she is on her own now.

[Demand Curve II]

Muchas gracias to King Stone Age for that input on clubs. I've been to club Three - you're not lying, the chicks there are knock-outs. I went there months ago, on a Friday night. It was packed, girls were wearing those hot backless tops made of sequins, and low jeans and heels. Every guy there had his mouth hanging open, drooling. A gay dude's paradise! (sorry, that was crude.)

On that subject: I was scared by warnings like Craven's, about spotting a "dude looks like a lady." PeeWee also warned about the park near Capital where a lot of gays hang out. I'm surely not the only one here who appreciates the "heads-up" to be careful who you pick up. I'll be extra careful to look for that adam's apple - that's a disqualifying feature.

Anyway, at club Three and the other dance clubs with house/trance/techno music, a lot of people are "rolling" (high on Ecstasy). For some girls, that vitamin E works like our vitamin V. Just watch out, because ecstasy makes you grind your teeth... not good for BJs!

Thanks again, folks.

PS - sorry for my duplicate post "dickn & chicken" below. technical difficulties. I'm trying to figure out how to delete it.

[PsyberZombie]

DC II wonders =


PS - sorry for my duplicate post "dickn & chicken" below. technical difficulties. I'm trying to figure out how to delete it

To Delete a Message , Left click on your own Handle in the upper left corner of any of your Posts

A 'pull down' Menu will pop up

Click on " Find All messages by [ your Handle ] "

Scroll down until you find the message to be deleted ; and click on the under·lined top line of the post

The Message will apear ; and at the bottom of the message will be a Box titled EDIT , to the left of the QUOTE option

Click on the EDIT Box , and a 'Delete this Message' Option appears ; click on the 'Delete Message' circle

Write "Duplicate Post" in the line where it asks : "Reason for Deletion"

Then hit the 'Delete this Message' box ; and your Post will be Deleted

You have seven days from the time you posted the offending message to delete it

OR = you could just assume that no·body here cares that you accidentally duplicated a post ; and skip all the hassle [ that's what Yours Truly would do ]

[PeeWee]

Are there clubs in the Milwaukee area that you can find escorts at?

PM me if you do not feel comfortable posting info here.

Thanks in advance


The only clubs I know that have escort quality providers are some of the strip clubs but not all dancers do out of club entertainment. I worked this idea when I first moved to Milwaukee from the Fox Valley. Frequenting several clubs and while talking to some of the dancers while buying them a drink (of course). I hinted around about a out of club date and at first got no response on the subject but after a few more visits to the clubs one of the dancers slipped me her phone number. Once you get known around the dancers it's not to difficult to score a pay date There excellent entertainers but pricey.

From reading the past weeks posts in here seems some of you are having bad luck this week including myself. went over to my regular sweety today and she was drinking again and very bitchy at me so I told her off and left and I was dumb enough to advance her some money I kick myself in the ass for that:( Now I am felling down and lonely and will have to go street hunting over the weekend because I not really up to the competition with those younger guys at those downtown single bars and clubs and haven't got escort money to waste at this time:(

Another last thing I want to say is, a provider I was seeing some time ago told me that she has no trouble finding men for sex it was just finding men who would pay her a substantial amount for it was a problem for her. now don't we wish we men had that problem when looking for women:)


Happy Hunting Everyone

[Baltimonger]

PZ,
Actually he can't. He's a regular member, so he is not allowed to edit his posts. Someone else may, however click on the report bad post icon in the upper right hand corner, and report it to Jackson. It doesn't mean anything will be done about it, though.

[PeeWee]

Several low-enders were on North Ave this week, including one that looked awesome from a distance: tall, leggy, short skirt slit to the waist, cute pink top. So I spun around the block for the pick up. It was a man.

Could this be a ploy by LE or one of there strategics to drive off the demand for the SW service by getting the good honest ones off the streets and leaving the shanks and trannys out there. It's sure getting hard to find a good quality woman out there.
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Saturday Night update:
I was all dressed up with no place to go and no woman to go with so I dressed down (so to speak) and went slumming to the dives. Strip clubs were warm and friendly with a fresh assortment of strippers who I didn't know then cruised Lisbon and North several were out but my level of trust wasn't that good for them and the mood wasn't striking besides that the evil thought of the tranny (yikes) was on my mind.

Drove north to Capital Dr. and stopped for gas and cigarettes as I was getting ready to leave when this woman with a wrap or cape around her head came out and made eye contact we exchanged smiles and she came over. I quickly opened the door and she got in. There was something very strange about this woman she did not act like a SW and wasn't sure about what she wanted to do and the subject of money was not brought up so I went slow and easy with general chit chat about Milwaukee night life and other things. Then she told me she liked to have something to drink but it was way after liquor store hours so we found ourselves in a neighborhood bar. The place was a real dive with all sorts of strange looking people but good music from the jute box and a hour and 1/2 later she was drunk as a skunk:) now to get her out of there and move in for the kill. (so to speak) Got her in the car and started a little foreplay but little PeeWee was not kicking in to high gear that good and I forgot to bring my vitamin V for serious action but she seemed not to care cause of her drinking and with all the music and joking around I must of lost the sex mood so I took her home somewhere around 7th & Capitol and told her that we do it again some other night.

The up side of this is, I got rid of the lonely feeling and had a good time with her. I tell myself, Next time I'm getting some pussy!! it's been several weeks.


Sorry folks this is not Lefty with a anal report but it did happen that way.

[LookingForLefty]

I swear, there are fewer SWs out now than when the big sting was going on. Well I found a victim. She was shopping in Kmart on S. 27th. I've noticed something about Kmart shoppers. They are all losers. Its like you never see such low lifes in the other stores. Its like they all feel they arn't good enough even to shop at Walmart.

I found this one dunce shopping. She was mid to late 30s, ugly in the face, but a cute figure. She looked lonley so I just started talking with her. She said she was getting ready to move out of her apartment and was looking for a new one. Well hot damn, I just so happen to be about 30% vacant right now. I told her to stop over and I'd show her a unit. She is getting divorced - husband has a girlfriend at work. She needs a cheap place to move to. She looked to me like a bad risk to rent to, but the least I could do is show her a unit and then fuck her.

She called 2 hours later and came over. I had her give me her name so I did a background check on her in the meantime. Lots of small claims suits over unpaid bills and plenty of divorce and child support entries. So I figure she is looking for a meal ticket.

She was there about 30 minutes and I got her talking. I pretended like I cared while the whole time I'm trying to convince myself she is not as ugly as she looks. I held her hand and told her everthing would be ok. Soon we were kissing. Then she just takes off her top - without encouragement. I wished she'd kept in on. The tits wern't ugly, but not great either. So I sucked them. I excused myself to go pop a V. I came back, peeled off her jeans and gave her pussy a good licking. She came real hard and said something how she had not been touched in months and her husband never did that too her. Don't blame him. It stunk like tuna harbor down there.

Then she unzipped my pants. I though she was going to give me head but she never even attemped. She was just going to jack me off - no head, no fucking. So I asked her what she wanted to do and she was going to jerk me off. Well its not like she is some SW that I can read the riot act to or threaten an ass whooping. So I just laid back, thought of someone else, and pretty soon I unloaded. I'm suppose to meet her later tonight which mean she probably wants to have sex. I know she like the oral I gave her and will want more. I don't want to have to take her out because she is sort of embarrassing to be seen with that ugly mug. Plus I need to come up with a legal reason not to rent the apartment to her. She probably thinks she can get a cheap rent - not.

[PsyberZombie]

Lefty the Land·Lord says =


Plus I need to come up with a legal reason not to rent the apartment to her

You really should be doing complete credit checks on your prospective Tenants , Lefty ;
and you should make them pay for it , too

You need her name , date of birth , and social security number to access all that info .
Have her fill out an application with those particulars , and ask for a $ 50 non·refundable
fee for the credit check [ payable only in Cash or Money Order , natch !! ]

Then just keep the money and tell her : Sorry , but you flunked the credit check
and so you can't have the Apartment after all

This way , you will have screwed her twice !!

[LookingForLefty]

She came back over and spent the night. The longer she stayed the more I wanted her to leave. You feed a stray cat, they always come back.

I gave her some oral. I did a good job too. Her came up about 8 inches off the mattress.

The she gave a lousy blowjob. She had no clue on how to do it right. She wouldn't take it deep the way I like. So I rolled her over on her knees and fucked her doggy. I didn't want to see her ugly mug. I tried to fuck her ass and she didn't want to. I could tell if I did she might make a scene and cause trouble. So I just let'er lose in her vaginer.

I made it clear that the apartment rental is strickly business - and fucking me is not going to get her any breaks. But I started to get the feeling she is not interested in living in an apartment - she has her sights on living with me.

Well after she went to sleep I laid out a pair of handcuffs, some duct tape, and a horse whip on the coffee table. I figured she would see it and it would scare her off. It did. She asked about it and I said I wanted to take it to the next level the next time she comes over. Guess I won't be seeing her again soon.

[PeeWee]

Yes, that's right we need to screw the low life dunces twice, anal them jack hammer style, rip them off any way we can and finally if one ends up as a SW we should have LE bust her ass and through her in jail. (the only way to handle things)

Now when she gets out of jail with no money and all full of hate she returns to the streets to do what? Now the low life shank is ripping all of us off and we hobbyists just cant figure why.

If you ever noticed Lesbians and fags have very little off this, in fact most don't even pay for it they just party on. It's just the straight male hetro who is getting the raw deal when he looks for women and sometimes we wonders why.

I a not pointing the finger at anyone in here if fact Lefty has gave all of us useful information about the hobby and some claim his stories are entertaining so I will leave it rest at that and pursue the hobby and hope the provider quality of service improves.

I also want to say something about ugly women, dose seem there harder to pick up than the outgoing good looking ones. Seen one fat ugly girl about 35years old the other day at George Webb's stuffing herself with food while having her nose in a romance novel book (you know the type) hasn't had a date in years and most likely by now doesn't want one the fantasy of the book is her life. So I get back to the waitress who is flirting with the male customers in hopes of a morning tip:)

[Yyxx]

I also want to say something about ugly women, dose seem there harder to pick up than the outgoing good looking ones.

Interesting question, PeeWee. I had a conversation about this topic with a woman once. The thing to keep in mind is that frankly, women are way smarter than we are about almost everything to do with interpersonal relationships. They read non-verbals better, they have intuition, and frankly, they know all we want is sex. And know what does and doesn't make us want it.

If you hit on a less-than-attractive woman when there is a more-attractive woman available, nine times out of ten, her BS detector will go off. Do you think she doesn't know there's another woman there that you'd rather screw? She knows. And now, she feels patronized and pissed off that you think she's desperate as well as fat or ugly.

Not a winning strategy.

[PsyberZombie]

I totally dis·agree with what Yyxx wrote just below

I'm *way* past trying to score freebies , but 'back in the day' , here was my Strategy ; and it usually worked pretty good , too

First of all = never hit on a woman who's alone or in a pair ; find a Group of at least three chicks

Next , don't hit on the hottest Babe in that group ; hit on the *Second Hottest* Girl

Miss #2 Babe is so sick of sitting there either being 'wing·manned' or just watching Miss #1 Hottie get all the hits , that she will will be so grateful for the Attention that you'll probably get laid in the parking lot

p.s. to PeeWee = my comments to Lefty are what's known as a JOKE !!!

I am a huge Advocate of treating these working girls fairly : may I direct your attention to my posts on the Providence , RI Board ; especially # 1493

[Diesel E]

With winter settling in, my thoughts have been turning to warmer climates and the warmer women in those climates. After some research it appears that my best bet for a mongering filled vacation would be Costa Rica. Although Costa Rica is in the mongering minor leagues when compared to Rio, BA or Bangkok the airfares currently make it an attractive destination. I have found airfares from ORD to San Jose for $370 ( taxes included ) as compared to about $1000 to those other major league monger cities.

The reason for posting this info on the MKE board is simply this, wouldn't it be a blast to get a group of like minded individuals from this board to go on a mongering field trip to Costa Rica ???

There are definetly advantages to traveling in groups in these types of places ( ie: watching each others backs, group discounts and of course comaraderie ) So if anyone is interested let me know, I am looking at going in February but am flexible with my schedule.

[Yyxx]

Next , don't hit on the hottest Babe in that group ; hit on the *Second Hottest* Girl

Miss #2 Babe is so sick of sitting there either being 'wing·manned' or just watching Miss #1 Hottie get all the hits , that she will will be so grateful for the Attention that you'll probably get laid in the parking lot


PsyZomb, valid points, but I'm just relating what I've been told by someone on the other team. Frankly, I don't have any direct experience in this area, since I've never been a bar/party player - I met my wife at the library!

However, I don't see what you said as being in contradiction of what I wrote. You say hit on the second hottest in a group of three or more. That is presumably still a hot(ish?) girl. I'm talking about hitting on a *single* friend of the hot girl, and what I said primarily applied if it's a girl who is plain (or worse, fat or ugly) and knows it.

The key is whether the girl knows that you're attracted to her friend and NOT to her, but thinks your going for her because you assume she's desperate and an easy lay. In the scenario you laid out, it's perfectly reasonable to assume that you might be more attracted to the "second hottest, but still hot enough" girl - maybe you prefer brunettes, who knows.

[LookingForLefty]

I was in a Red Lobster a couple of years ago over on 76th. It was ladies night out and there was a bunch of women - late 30s, 40s and a 50 year old. They had varying degrees of looks from fabulous to ugly. I selected the least common denominator of acceptance and marched right past the fabulous ladies and set my sights on a 4-5 on the looks scale. She was a bit older - about 48. I made a big fuss over her and she was suckered right in. I knew there was no way I was going to talk one of the fabulous ladies into getting ass fucked. But I got that older gal over to my place as was balls deep in her ass about 4 hours later.

I don't think I have ever gone out and just picked up a nice perfect 10 at a bar. I've picked up a few near 10s SWs who I have fond memories and some extremely nice looking strippers. Even some of the ladies working in the AMPs were extremely nice but they are all the same - 5 ft, 100 lbs. Had some strippers that were tall - 5-9 to 6ft, leggy and big tits. Some really nice SWs who were still fresh and the drugs had not ruined their looks yet.

But I know I am not going to just pick up a 10. I know my limits. I might get lucky and score an 8, but most likely I will have more success going for the 5s. I might be successful 4 out of 10 times with a 5 but only 1 out of 20 with an 8. Guess it depends what your time is worth. Kind of like going to the track and making show bets instead of win bets. You hit more shows, but you don't make as much money.

[PeeWee]

Think I spotted a TRANNY on MLK drive, but it was not in a dress just blue jeans and jacket. It's hard to tell this time of year with all there warm clothes on. Be careful out there.

Not a LE cruiser in site all around the north loop, it must be to cold for crime:)

[Diesel E]

I am truly becoming a convert to the phone chat lines for the quality stuff !! Ended up with a very sweet and petite 24 yr old on Saturday night. This was definetly her first time for this type of scenario, if not she should just be handed the Acadamey award right now. She was totally nervous and shaking like a leaf when she first came into my hotel room but after a nice warm tandem shower she was relaxed and ready for some fun. She had small perky breasts with very sensitive and responsive nips and a very tight ass which more than made up for an average face. First round she took control and gave me an awesome BBJ with swallow and paid lots of attention to my balls. After a rest period and some small talk I returned the favor and almost drowned, she was so wet. For the main entree ( covered of course ) we started out in doggie, rolled into some spooning and by requested removed the raincoat for a facial. We both passed out till morning, with a little coaxing Jr was ready for one more round and I was determined to hit for the cycle. It took suprisingly little convincing to wind up balls deep in her ass ( which is a rarity for me as I am not normally into anal ).

I ordered in some room service for breakfast after which she wanted to get going. I had left 5 20's on the dresser the night before, so I told her to take what she needed of it - she asked if taking $60 of it was ok which of course was just fine by me !!! lol I did ask if it was ok to take some pics or pass on her info but she declined on both.

Not sure if I am just on a lucky streak with the phone chat lines or if this is the norm but as of right now I have no desire to return to the low grade SW's or the ever present threat of LE just around the corner.

[King Stone Age]

Just got back from a weekend at Ho-Chunk. Thebad news is I lost $200. The good news is I got laid by a 20 year old Eastern European girl. Now, I'm sure you all could care less about my losses at the casino and are more interested in how I banged this fine piece of ass.

My friend invited me to go to the casino this weekend. It was perfect timing as my live-in girlfriend went up north for the week to visit her family. I was at the Casino for a good 3 hours on Saturday, but then decided to leave early as I was almost tapped out. On my way back to the hotel, I stopped at a fast food resteraunt to eat. The cashier was a hot eatern european girl, so I decided to flirt a little. She was immediately interested in me, especially after seeing that I drive a german car. European girls like german cars. Any ways, I asked her what she was doing tonight she said that she gets off at 11 pm. I told her to stop on by my hotel and maybe we can go out. She said she would. At first I didn't believe her until she showed up at my hotel. By this time, my friend came back to the hotel via the shuttle bus and was pissed that I got hooked up. ha ha.

We drove around a bit, tried to get into a bar but couldn't get in. So, we headed back to the hotel. I ended up getting a seperate room so I can spend time with this chick. Before you know it, her legs were behind my ears telling me to f - it harder.

Yes, I'm going back again in January!

[PeckerHead]

First off let's start with a warning or heads up. Tranny's are out big time. Area seen was 34th & North. There is a green house there were they stay. I made the mistake of driving by there for a pick up but luckily I left the door locked and lowered the window to talk to it before I discovered she was a he. It was with 5 others believe it not. Talked to "Tia" who said friends were "Channel", "Naulia", "Honey", and "Kiesha". Also have seen some of these working 26th & Wisconsin, 32nd & Wells, and as far east as 18th & North. All dressed and made up. If it looks too good to be true it's probrably 99% sure it's a tranny unfortunately. Sad thing is I see them getting picked up all the time. Also, LE does not hassle them as I've seen cruisers drive by without stopping. Wonder why...

Last night I was out for an hour and saw alot of sw's out. North Av especially. I did not see anything but one fat one on National and Greenfield was dead. Did not pick anything up though. Happy hunting.

[PeeWee]

I'm *way* past trying to score freebies , but 'back in the day' ,

So am I but that doesn't stop me from looking and trying for the free score. The problem is, available women and with the ratio of almost 8 men to 2 women at our age level it seems. Women get older faster than men that's mostly likely the reason men date younger women. Many men who are physically fit think there sexy after 45 and they go out prowling at night or hit the meeting group web sites on the other hand women in that older age group cant be found but of course that's a big business plus $$$ for the providers and parlor's.

I also know the streets are cold and almost empty of quality SW's and the club and bar women are not to hot to trot at this time but Brew city just cant be in that bad of shape or can it?

In this group, are local Milwaukee siteing and location reports are way down from last year at this time:(

[Timmy]

"It took suprisingly little convincing to wind up balls deep in her ass ( which is a rarity for me as I am not normally into anal )." Diesel E


"But I got that older gal over to my place as was balls deep in her ass about 4 hours later." Lefty

Let's see, same lingo, 2 different posters. Who is feeding us a line of crap??

[Demand Curve II]

"It took suprisingly little convincing to wind up balls deep in her ass ( which is a rarity for me as I am not normally into anal )." Diesel E

"But I got that older gal over to my place as was balls deep in her ass about 4 hours later." Lefty

Let's see, same lingo, 2 different posters. Who is feeding us a line of crap??Timmy,

It's not a matter of WHO is feeding us lines of crap, but how crappy and how often. And remember, they can try to feed us, but we don't have to open wide and swallow.

As for that phrase "balls deep in her ass" - I'm confessing that I'm a porn-story addict here, but that phrase is pretty standard, almost over-used in dirty stories like those on literotica dot com.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's jealous of Diesel for banging a girl for $60, 4 times (if you count DATY as a bang). But who knows if his story is true? Diesel - this girl REQUESTED a facial? I had some trouble understanding your writing.

It all sounds too good to be true, but then again there's also a lot of random details in there, the kind of details that might make you say, "you just can't make this stuff up."

Eh, who knows. The last thing I want to do is wake Ci-Trav from his slumber and ignite another "fact or fiction" debate.

no offense Ci-T, if you're still readign this board. I actually agree with you on many lefty points, but the debate got too loud on here. Pee Wee is right, lately there's not much "practical data" shared - more like a bunch of blue-ball boys who are bitter 'cause the SWs are either cozied up in the crack house or bundled up in big winter coats.

What I wouldnt' give for a 70-degree day.

Speaking of warm weather, hey Diesel, how's the response to your Costa Rica trip idea? feel free to PM me if you want; I can probably go on the trip if I know the date.

DC

[Diesel E]

Sorry for using a commonly used expression in my post - As God as my witness it will never happen again -- whoops, sorry used another one -- OK really this will be the last post from me using a common expression.

[PsyberZombie]

Check out the BOSTON Board , where even The Mighty JACKSON has weighed in on an Article in the Boston Herald about this subject

p.s. to TIMMY =

The Only Thing that the similarity in the Language used in the Posts by Diesel·E and Lefty proves is =

The Immortal LEFTY has had a Greater Influence on the rest of us Mere Mongers than we recognize consciously

Also : Rumor has it that Lefty has copy·righted the phrase "Balls Deep" ;
so in the future , if you use this phrase , don't for·get to write it =

" Balls Deep® "

[Chicago MB Fan]

I was out cruising around Tuesday evening around 5. I didn't see much out there except for a bsw with light colored cornrows and an orange jacket. She was for sure working the corner of 41st and Capitol. I stopped and talked but she was a little too heavy for my tastes so I kept looking. Didn't find anything so continued my drive South on my way home to Chicago and had better luck in Racine.

I must be looking in the wrong places at the wrong times in Milwaukee because I haven't seen much worth stopping for.

Good Luck,

Chicago

[Portman]

I just got back in town after spending 2 months in Delhi and 1 week in Bangkok. Delhi sucked and Bangkok was unreal. Moving back to milwaukee and need to know short-term/cheap notel options in the downtown area. Any ideas?

Portman

[Wauk Man]

Last night I was out for an hour and saw alot of sw's out. North Av especially. I did not see anything but one fat one on National and Greenfield was dead. 2 questions.

Does "saw alot of sw's", but "did not see anything" leave anyone confused?

Was the fat one on N & G dead?

Food for thought.

[PeeWee]

I been off work for several days for the holiday so I did some afternoon cruising on the north side. Noticed very few were out (strolls seem like a barren waste land) and this is unusual for this time of year. What I think is that any quality SW or provider who has been out there for awhile has regular mongers who she can phone for a get together for that needed holiday cash.

I was no exception to this for I took my regular hood sweety xmas shopping at WallyWorld yesterday she went through a $100. like water. I though to myself why not I been getting full service from her for over a year:) After that she needed a stiff drink at the neighborhood bar, ok, I said, then we left for a little "fun time" AND I got something lined up with her for a new years eve party.

Now it dose seem I beat the holiday blues:) Knock on wood.

Also it dose appear that Lefty is on his holiday mongering vacation.

[LookingForLefty]

I decided to fly down to Harligen, TX. Drove down to Midway and got a cheap Southwest Airline flight that made about 5 stops. But I got here. Took a cab to the border at Reynosa, then another cab to my hotel. There is plenty of cheap in-call service - which I have already had one order of room service. Will tell more when I get back. Happy Holidays.

[Diesel E]

Worked the chat lines again on Thursday night hoping to pick up a non pro in need of some $$$ to buy the GI Joe action figure with the Kung Fu grip for little Johnnys Christmas. Chatted up one lady and she invited me over to her place in Racine for some fun at no charge, how could I pass up such a deal !!?? Let me just say that there is no amount of booze or a large enough paper bag in the world that would have covered up her ugliness. Being the gentleman that I am, I held down the bile that was welling up and sat down for some small talk and to buy some time to figure how the hell I could make my exit without causing a scene. She of course sat right down next to me and I was enveloped in wave of serious BO which was only topped by the raunchy smell of her breath. I decided to get out while I still could so I told her I had left a bottle of champagne out in the car for us and I would go get it and made a dash out the door into some fresh cold air and sped away.

For those keeping score at home, my informal experiment with the chat lines are 3 good ones and 1 horrible one so far.


* I apologize in advance if I used any trademarked slogans in this post

[Kimosabe]

So Lefty,

Y'all leave the Great White North for what?

I hear there is about 6" of snow down there.

Report when you have time, and drive safe (got snow tires?)

[PeeWee]

I don't think Lefty is going to be writing about the climate "weather" but on the average the climate "temperature" of Milwaukee women is running at a all time low "sub zero"

Got bored sitting around the house over the holiday so I went out last night and didn't find much going on or I am just lost when finding the right bars or clubs. The north side strip clubs with there new assortment of dancers weren't giving out didgets and private or lap dances either. Could this be something NEW, no lap dances (gosh it is getting cold) and the streets were empty except for a few low enders on side streets. Now it was getting past bar time and I was getting desperate so I took the dive and let one in:)

First I had to check for "sex" male/female? ok she passed but she didn't smell right "WOW" (barn yard) this turned me off and I lost the mood:( so we talked for awhile and I took her home and gave her $10. and hinted if we were going out again she should dress up a little. That was it for the evening.

[LookingForLefty]

I'm back in Texas for a couple of days. Friday my cabbie Tomas took me to my hotel. I gave him $50 to escort me to Boys Town and show me around. He saved me a lot of time. He just used his connections and sent over a beautiful young legal age legal prostitute to my room - $40 an hour. She was about 4-10, 85-90 lbs, flawless, perfect, wore sexy little high heels, looked like she was dressed for the prom, had sexy little feet. Long dark hair with some blonde streaks. I was uncomfortable with her youth, but when in Rome, do as the Romans. She spoke no English. In fact, she didn't speak at all and had zero personality - did not smile once. She strokes little lefty hard, put on a rubber and I just had straight sex with her. I wanted to pile drive her anally but didn't have the heart. The $40 covers everything. I had her keep on those little strap on heels for added visual pleasure. She was clean and smelled great. Too bad she wasn't much more than a human robot. Her ass cheeks were no bigger that pair of grapefruits put together. Overall she was a perfect 10 in looks but zero fuck. When they just lay there like they are dead and show no emotion, you just can't get into it. I'm sure if I jackhammered her ass it would have made her more aware I was there, but being the nice guy I am, I felt sorry for her. Tommy was wating for her in the lobby. I walked her down and he was talking with the desk manager like they were old pals.

Saturday Tommy took me to boys town and I hooked up with a 30ish nice looking, all broke in SW. She knew Tommy and he knew her. About 5-5 in heels, larger round ass. And we did everything. No complaints, good attitude and for $40. Tomas drove us back to the hotel and I didn't even have to walk inside of one of those seedy bars. Carmelita had me put on a raincoat but let me jackhammer her ass. She even reached back and rubbed my balls. I didn't like her face with the red lipstick, but enjoyed her smooth silvery bronz ass. She said she had 4 kids and the looks of her I believe it. Her English was pretty good and even had sort of a Texas accent when she spoke English. She had a nice personality and seemed to enjoy her work.

Sunday back to boys and and the one from Saturday night flagged me down. Tommy took me back to the hotel to play with her. I could have found another but I sort of liked her.Monday I just slept in and did some shopping. Then I ended up in South Padre and will take a break.

Excellent place to pick up Viagra. Tommy told me the best places to go. I took my time and got quotes from 3 pharmacies. Got the 50mg pill for about $6-7. Bought 30 for $200. They started out wanting $500. They tried to sell me some kind of viagra subsittute for $5 a pill. I think it was one of those herbal look a likes they sell on late night infomercials. I passed. I got the real deal.

I haven't seen much action on the US side - no problem - mission accomplished. Got a room by the beach on South Padre and will chill for a couple of days. Its 75-80 degrees. Might go over to Matamoros across from Brownsville, but funds are running low.

[PeeWee]

Is Lefty the only one that is enjoying himself in the warm climate?


Now some of you must have seen the SW's out today on the south and north loop, Yes it's getting near the end of the month and year and most moms don't get there assistance check until friday so hurry don't be late to grab the snatch:)

[LookingForLefty]

Ran into my banker monger friend today. He was eating at a south side restaurant wearing his banker suit. With him was some young Tomboyish girl. She was wearing her gangsta outfit and backwards baseball cap. I didn't interupt him but they sure made an odd looking couple. Can't wait to hear what he was up to.