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HeadsUp313
02-04-21, 11:12
Serious Question: If you got busted how cool would you be with someone posting a picture of it?Again, I came to your forum and asked nicely, I even replied to a few posts nicely. I didn't start talking shit until Carlanga opened his man-pleaser.
Chase Star
02-04-21, 13:37
Hmm, seems we struck a nerve with a certain dickhead. I have no idea what he's prattling on about this time since I've added him to my ignore list. But I can say fairly certainly that he hasn't won too many fans or supporters here on the Tampa forum (nor, I'm guessing, on his home forum back in Detroit). But, I'm also guessing, like all trolls, he doesn't much care that everyone here wishes he'd just go away. He's just here to stir up trouble, not make any friends.
I don't recall seeing even one positive or even simply useful contribution by him on the Tampa forum (even in the "non-fight" sections). Just a "discussion starter" complaining about someone (who, unlike him, DOES post a lot of useful stuff) posting a photo that MIGHT have shown a monger in it but that was so blurry one can't even be sure it wasn't just a bunch of cops. Even IF it did show the unfortunate monger, the alleged pic was so blurry that I'd seriously doubt that even that monger's wife or girlfriend could identify him from it. And I think nearly everyone other than dickheadsup agreed with that assessment. And yet he STILL continues to argue the point. So what was any real purpose of that post other than just trying to stir up some shit?
Incidently, that arrest pic did add value to the original post because it showed conclusively that the other pic of an alleged LEO sting SUV wasn't just monger paranoia and was part of an actual sting.
Again, I came to your forum and asked nicely, I even replied to a few posts nicely. I didn't start talking shit until Carlanga opened his man-pleaser.Go back to your dumb-ass Detroit posting space and continue annoying them, not the good mongers of Tampa. Mongering research is already time consuming enough without having to slog through tons of useless posts. Also, your grammar needs some serious professional attention.
QuienEstaElla
02-04-21, 16:37
Impeach HeadsUp313.
First article is a noise complaint.
Buster Hymen
02-04-21, 20:18
I could give two shits about the noise from the troll.
Doesn't anyone else think it is strange there is no record of any busts this week?
I could give two shits about the noise from the troll.
Doesn't anyone else think it is strange there is no record of any busts this week?No, I've seen that kind of thing in the past.
I remember one time they busted almost every worker in Nowatney, all the arrest records were up on HCSO for a short time, then they all were removed. It was odd. We posted about it at the time, but we never really understood why.
I have a theory about this time though. I think that they are saving up all the busts to make a huge announcement right at the Super Bowl. Maybe the bust was really a human trafficking bust. I looked and still found no good explanation.
The recent post in this thread reminds me on how social media debate are handle aka like crap. Man, I need some popcorn to enjoy this. As for stings, it will still go on all the way up to Monday morning. I have mention this several times and so have others. I was given an infraction by admin as he perceived me for tell all of you for not posting, LOL. I do still monger, but quite careful if I add a new one. The older Latina MILF was my first new one since 2019, not a joke. I am careful of who I see and also I am not always horny as I used to be.
HeadsUp313
02-04-21, 22:19
Go back to your dumb-ass Detroit posting space and continue annoying them, not the good mongers of Tampa. Mongering research is already time consuming enough without having to slog through tons of useless posts. Also, your grammar needs some serious professional attention.Maybe if you get some free time from licking homeless dudes asshole you could help me with it?
HeadsUp313
02-04-21, 22:26
I have no idea what he's prattling on about this time since I've added him to my ignore list. Chase Star, your just another littlebitch who's pussy gets a 7 day itch because he doesn't like the words on a computer screen.
Dude who fucked you in the ass in Boy Scouts? Go back to Detroit.
Chase Star, your just another littlebitch who's pussy gets a 7 day itch because he doesn't like the words on a computer screen.
Tonto Monger
02-05-21, 00:01
Maybe if you get some free time from licking homeless dudes asshole you could help me with it?Wait, what? You want help licking homeless dudes asses? Whatever pulls your trigger, but down here we like the ladies.
Smitty Qbert
02-05-21, 00:44
Maybe someday someone will post your pic and then you will get what I'm saying.The sheriff will do that soon enough, or TPD.
Chase Star
02-05-21, 02:56
I figured it wouldn't take long for dickheadsup to take the bait. I don't know exactly what he posted and don't really much care but I can guess his 2 posts were directed at mine and Mitch's posts that immediately preceeded his (or maybe Quien's). Of course, if one of those last 2 posts was in response to mine, it just goes to show that dickheadsup is too stupid to understand what my adding him to my ignore list means. I can't even see whatever he writes.
But again I can make a pretty good guess at what those last 2 posts said based on the character of his other posts leading up to that. Lame insults calling anyone who calls him out a pussy and accusing them of pretty graphic homosexual behavior. So this is the last point I'll bother making before ceding the stage to the asshole (because, as we all know, trolls always have to have the last word anyway). I find it rather curious that dickheadsup seems so preoccupied with other mongers and talking about homosexual acts that I couldn't even imagine. It doesn't bother me personally because, well, I know I'm completely straight. But even if I wasn't, so what?
But with ol' Dickheadsup on the other hand its a whole different story. He seems to feel threatened by the whole idea of gayness, that he would fashion it as his insult of choice. The reason seems obvious to me. Every time he hurls one of his gay insults he's simply projecting his own insecurity and feelings of guilt about his own repressed latent homosexuality. What other explanation could there be for his overwhelming fascination with that topic?
That's it. That's all I have to say on this subject. I'll just close by apologizing to the rest of you for my feeding the troll with my last couple of posts and thank you for indulging me. I expect the dickhead will feel compelled to respond to this in some way, probably by adding yet more gay / pussy insults that only further prove my point but for my part I'm really done wasting any more time on this butthead.
RookieMonger
02-05-21, 06:38
Wait, what? You want help licking homeless dudes asses? Whatever pulls your trigger, but down here we like the ladies.DUDE! I just literally spit out my coffee!! ROTFLMMFAO.
Thanks for the laughter this morning bro!!
HeadsUp313
02-05-21, 10:58
Dude who fucked you in the ass in Boy Scouts? Go back to Detroit.Look who wants to join the center of Tampa circle jerk party, Brasky you just came running in here with your hand up didn't you.
Yep. Hand up and fisting your wife's asshole. Do you like circle jerks? Perhaps we can meet up at Fantasy Land? XOXO.
Look who wants to join the center of Tampa circle jerk party, Brasky you just came running in here with your hand up didn't you.
HeadsUp313
02-05-21, 11:07
I figured it wouldn't take long for dickheadsup to take the bait. I don't know exactly what he posted and don't really much care but I can guess his 2 posts were directed at mine and Mitch's posts that immediately preceeded his (or maybe Quien's). Of course, if one of those last 2 posts was in response to mine, it just goes to show that dickheadsup is too stupid to understand what my adding him to my ignore list means. I can't even see whatever he writes.
But again I can make a pretty good guess at what those last 2 posts said based on the character of his other posts leading up to that. Lame insults calling anyone who calls him out a pussy and accusing them of pretty graphic homosexual behavior. So this is the last point I'll bother making before ceding the stage to the asshole (because, as we all know, trolls always have to have the last word anyway). I find it rather curious that dickheadsup seems so preoccupied with other mongers and talking about homosexual acts that I couldn't even imagine. It doesn't bother me personally because, well, I know I'm completely straight. But even if I wasn't, so what?
But with ol' Dickheadsup on the other hand its a whole different story. He seems to feel threatened by the whole idea of gayness, that he would fashion it as his insult of choice. The reason seems obvious to me. Every time he hurls one of his gay insults he's simply projecting his own insecurity and feelings of guilt about his own repressed latent homosexuality. What other explanation could there be for his overwhelming fascination with that topic?
That's it. That's all I have to say on this subject. I'll just close by apologizing to the rest of you for my feeding the troll with my last couple of posts and thank you for indulging me. I expect the dickhead will feel compelled to respond to this in some way, probably by adding yet more gay / pussy insults that only further prove my point but for my part I'm really done wasting any more time on this butthead.Chase Star, I know how ignore works. You're just too much of a dumb-fucking-douche-nozzle to use it correctly. If your going to act like a littlebitch and put me on ignore then don't start crying because you're still seeing my posts. Man the fuck up and stay out of the fight thread.
HeadsUp313
02-05-21, 11:11
DUDE! I just literally spit out my coffee!! I'm assuming "coffee" is code in Tampa for some guy I meet at the rest stops cum. Kind of like when you guys say dream, right?
HeadsUp313
02-05-21, 11:18
Wait, what? You want help licking homeless dudes asses? Whatever pulls your trigger, but down here we like the ladies.Don't give up your day job at Bradley's on 7th because that was a half half hearted attempt at a burn. Keep practicing and come back when you can post something worthwhile.
HeadsUp313
02-05-21, 11:22
The sheriff will do that soon enough, or TPD.Karma is a real motherfucker, all these guys that think its cool to post pics of mongers getting busted just might get theirs someday.
I tried to give you all a "HeadsUp813" but none of you want to listen to me.
HeadsUp313
02-05-21, 11:27
Now that I did some light stretching who wants to be the next littlebitch to get a Ike Turner smack down and put out on the track?
TeamCommando
02-05-21, 20:24
Tattoo47, if you have any left, spot me a bag of popcorn. I'll pay you back after the Super Bowl. I promise. LOL.
TeamCommando
02-05-21, 23:16
Interrogative. Who on this thread thinks that comparing themselves to Ike Turner, an infamous misogynistic wife beating drug addict who offed himself with cocaine, as if he is some heroic figure to be admired, elevates the stature or credentials of their posts?
If I was given to such narcissism, I might invoke a young Cassius Clay, Mike Tyson, or even Floyd Maryweather instead of some bat swinging thug. If you are engorged with hubris, at the very least do it with some style, some class, not like some prokaryotic bacterial disease.
HeadsUp313
02-05-21, 23:51
Interrogative. Who on this thread thinks that comparing themselves to Ike Turner, an infamous misogynistic wife beating drug addict who offed himself with cocaine, as if he is some heroic figure to be admired, elevates the stature or credentials of their posts?
If I was given to such narcissism, I might invoke a young Cassius Clay, Mike Tyson, or even Floyd Maryweather instead of some bat swinging thug. If you are engorged with hubris, at the very least do it with some style, some class, not like some prokaryotic bacterial disease.I'm going to type really slow so you can understand, try to keep up. Ike Turner was a pimp that would beat his bitchs. I just put the smack down on you and the rest of the Tampa monger pole smoker club, now all your littlebitch buddies are on Nebraska making me my money.
HeadsUp313
02-06-21, 00:03
Because I'm not all bad, here is a big box of tampons for all you littlebitch Tampa mongers to stop the bleeding from the ass pounding I just gave you.
TeamCommando
02-06-21, 00:16
Like a little kid demanding attention and throwing a temper tantrum when the adults are talking. The louder the whining gets the less interesting it becomes.
Yawn. Not even original material.
TeamCommando
02-06-21, 00:45
Some people think parrots must be intelligent because they can imitate the sound of a human voice. What's so smart about a caged bird that says the same barely articulate gibberish over and over and over until it just drops dead one day? Why would anyone want to sound like a supercilious parrot? Parrots don't even undertand a word that comes out of their beaks. They are merely imitators. A fraud. You can't really have a conversation with a parrot because they don't understand human language.
Dude we should call you Monger Karen. Are you going to kick LaBron's ass? Ike Turner? STFU. Keith Richards said in an interview that when the Stones toured with Ike and Tina, they saw Tina slap Ike more than he slapped her. Tina was the pimp, Ike was the bottombitch.
Seriously though, why are you so angry? Did a 300 lb Detroit hooker steal your flip phone, give you herpes and shit herself in your 1983 Honda Civic? Did your wife leave you because your cock is too small and you don't make enough money. IDK Maybe your wife caught you blowing a tranny in the garage when you thought she was passed on Xanax? Perhaps you and a pair of Ike loving buddies were doing a butt fuck train and wifey came home early? BTW, how do you pick who is front, middle and back? Actually, never mind I don't care.
Really though, why the hate for Tampa? Sorry Detroit is a shithole and that Hiroshima and Nagasaki are in better shape. I recall on a previous west coast board, we had a thread, that specially made fun of Detroit BP ads. Shit you not. Regardless, sounds like you're pissed off because Tampa Bay is awesome. Go back to Detroit #mongerkaren.
Because I'm not all bad, here is a big box of tampons for all you littlebitch Tampa mongers to stop the bleeding from the ass pounding I just gave you.
Tonto Monger
02-06-21, 13:40
Because I'm not all bad, here is a big box of tampons for all you littlebitch Tampa mongers to stop the bleeding from the ass pounding I just gave you.Wait, what? You're coming out that you fantasize about anally raping men? Whatever pulls your trigger, but that's some pretty sick stuff. Perhaps you should seek professional counseling.
Now that I did some light stretching who wants to be the next littlebitch to get a Ike Turner smack down and put out on the track?From what I can tell, the only stretching done is your asshole after having a train run on it. We should all slap your father, if you've ever met him, for not pulling out sooner. You seem to be the closest thing to a tampon around here, you self absorbed little cuck. Eat a bowl of hot dicks.
Member #6280
02-07-21, 00:44
Hmm, seems we struck a nerve with a certain dickhead. I have no idea what he's prattling on about this time since I've added him to my ignore list. But I can say fairly certainly that he hasn't won too many fans or supporters here on the Tampa forum (nor, I'm guessing, on his home forum back in Detroit). But, I'm also guessing, like all trolls, he doesn't much care that everyone here wishes he'd just go away. He's just here to stir up trouble, not make any friends.
I don't recall seeing even one positive or even simply useful contribution by him on the Tampa forum (even in the "non-fight" sections). Just a "discussion starter" complaining about someone (who, unlike him, DOES post a lot of useful stuff) posting a photo that MIGHT have shown a monger in it but that was so blurry one can't even be sure it wasn't just a bunch of cops. Even IF it did show the unfortunate monger, the alleged pic was so blurry that I'd seriously doubt that even that monger's wife or girlfriend could identify him from it. And I think nearly everyone other than dickheadsup agreed with that assessment. And yet he STILL continues to argue the point. So what was any real purpose of that post other than just trying to stir up some shit?
Incidently, that arrest pic did add value to the original post because it showed conclusively that the other pic of an alleged LEO sting SUV wasn't just monger paranoia and was part of an actual sting.Even if you COULD see the mongers face, none of us actually know what each other look like. Our user names or handles on here (whatever you want to call them) are NOT connected to actual photos of us. So again. EVEN IF you COULD clearly see the face of the person, none of us would actually know who this person is. Unless they had a t-shirt on that reads "I am a monger, (enter user name here) from USASG. My real name is (enter real name here)" that is, but why would they? That would be ridiculous. So, while I get the solid they are trying to do for fellow mongers, it just doesn't make actual logical sense when you stop and think about it. I think the name calling and personal attacks on either side of this are what fuels these lengthy feuds. I don't need to call anyone a pussy or dickhead to make the logical argument I am presenting.
HeadsUp313
02-07-21, 11:46
Even if you COULD see the mongers face, none of us actually know what each other look like. Our user names or handles on here (whatever you want to call them) are NOT connected to actual photos of us. So again. EVEN IF you COULD clearly see the face of the person, none of us would actually know who this person is. Unless they had a t-shirt on that reads "I am a monger, (enter user name here) from USASG. My real name is (enter real name here)" that is, but why would they? That would be ridiculous. So, while I get the solid they are trying to do for fellow mongers, it just doesn't make actual logical sense when you stop and think about it. I think the name calling and personal attacks on either side of this are what fuels these lengthy feuds. I don't need to call anyone a pussy or dickhead to make the logical argument I am presenting.It's not about monger X recognizing monger Y, it's about the guy from work recognizing you and then telling everyone at your job. Would you want to work somewhere where everyone knows you got busted trying to pick up a hooker? Some places will even terminate you for something like that. Or how about the guy that lives down the street from you, would you want him recognizing you and the telling one of your neighbors? How long do you think it would take neighbor A to tell neighbor B to tell neighbor C to tell neighbor D before neighbor D tells your wife?
Does it make "logical sense" now?
P.S. Since you were nice I was nice. I hope you can understand my point. It's never cool to posting anything about anyone (hooker or john) getting busted on a public forum.
HeadsUp313
02-07-21, 11:51
From what I can tell, the only stretching done is your asshole after having a train run on it. We should all slap your father, if you've ever met him, for not pulling out sooner. You seem to be the closest thing to a tampon around here, you self absorbed little cuck. Eat a bowl of hot dicks.Looks like someones mad, would it helped if I dragged my nut-sack across you face?
Chase Star
02-07-21, 11:52
Even if you COULD see the mongers face, none of us actually know what each other look like. Our user names or handles on here (whatever you want to call them) are NOT connected to actual photos of us.....yada, yada I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about or how you got any of that from my post. The way Ignore works is that you continue to see WHEN they post but you no longer see WHAT they post. When I pull up USASG and someone who I've added to my ignore list (in this case DickHeadsUp) has posted, I see where they've posted but whatever it was that they posted is replaced by a short message that simply reads "This message is hidden because HeadsUp313 is on your ignore list". I never said anything about seeing any member's face.
Otoh, if you were referring to seeing the unfortunate monger's face in a recognizable way in the posted photo in question (which wasn't even remotely the case): a) we don't know if he's even a member of USASG (but most likely isn't), b) whether he was or wasn't the issue really isn't that one of us would recognize him (and, as you pointed out, why would we because none of us have any idea what each other looks like) because who are any of us to judge the guy since we all chase hookers and, but for the grace of God, could end up like him just as easily and c) it MIGHT be more of a concern (which is as much as I'm willing to concede to dickhead IF the pic were MUCH clearer) if some outsider like a wife, girlfriend or co-worker randomly came across the photo, but then what are the odds of them seeking and finding that on some sex forum and I'll add a d) IF the pic did provide a clear view of the poor guy's face (which again it didn't) I'm guessing the Admin would have quickly flagged and removed it (which he didn't because it didn't). The proper course of action would have been to report the post and quoetly accept the judgment of the admin (and in this case that of nearly all other members) and then let it go rather than embarking on a flame war against everyone who disagreed with you.
Any way, I suppose there is a way to get around that hidden message part if one really wanted to but why would I ever want to. I've added him to my ignore exactly because I no longer cared to even see his messages. And, frankly, at this point you already pretty much know what his messages are going to say ("You're a pussy. You like to suck dick, swallow cum and lick ass") which has gotten really old at this point and who really wanted to read such stuff to begin with anyway.
HeadsUp313
02-07-21, 11:56
Wait, what? You're coming out that you fantasize about anally raping men? Whatever pulls your trigger, but that's some pretty sick stuff. Perhaps you should seek professional counseling.Still a lame burn junior, this thread is for grown ass men. You should just stick to being the target of the Tamps circle jerk party, it's what you good at.
HeadsUp313
02-07-21, 12:28
Really though, why the hate for Tampa? Sorry Detroit is a shithole and that Hiroshima and Nagasaki are in better shape. I recall on a previous west coast board, we had a thread, that specially made fun of Detroit BP ads. Shit you not. Regardless, sounds like you're pissed off because Tampa Bay is awesome. Go back to Detroit #mongerkaren.Typing real slow so you and the rest of the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique can understand
I don't hate Tampa, I've been vacationing there since the days of 7 seas. What I hate is people not thinking before they type, there was no reason for Carlanga to post that pic of the monger getting busted. Carlanga fucked up and he should of just maned-up and taken care of it (asked the admin to delete it). You are correct, Detroit is a shit-hole. IMO it's the biggest shit-hole in the US. But just because I post in the Detroit forum doesn't mean I live in that shit-hole city. I live in the nice quiet and safe suburban neighborhood about 30 minutes North of that shit-hole city.
Not only did Carlanga not thinking before he typed he attacked me after I asked nicely about his post (on the review thread I might add). I then came to the fight thread and handed him his ass so bad that he hasn't had the balls to fight back or admit he made a mistake (nothing wrong with saying I fuck up). Now since Carlanga wasn't man enough to fight his own battles the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique had to gang up on me and attacked me as well even though the fight was just between Carlanga and myself, kind of chickenshit if you ask me but maybe that's how you Tampa boys have to roll. I would also like to add that 80% of the Tampa mongers that attacked me ran and hid like littlebitches when I handed them there asses, something tells me the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique is use to picking on members that don't fight back.
It also looks like I'm not the only person that feels this way as it looks like the admin has deleted Carlanga post and kind of ripped him a new ass for posting that pic. So the line forums to the left where all you amateur Tampa mongers can kiss the tip of my dick and say you're sorry.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3924-Streetwalker-Reports&p=5189377#post5189377
Member #6280
02-07-21, 12:29
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about or how you got any of that from my post. The way Ignore works is that you continue to see WHEN they post but you no longer see WHAT they post. When I pull up USASG and someone who I've added to my ignore list (in this case DickHeadsUp) has posted, I see where they've posted but whatever it was that they posted is replaced by a short message that simply reads "This message is hidden because HeadsUp313 is on your ignore list". I never said anything about seeing any member's face.
Otoh, if you were referring to seeing the unfortunate monger's face in a recognizable way in the posted photo in question (which wasn't even remotely the case): a) we don't know if he's even a member of USASG (but most likely isn't), b) whether he was or wasn't the issue really isn't that one of us would recognize him (and, as you pointed out, why would we because none of us have any idea what each other looks like) because who are any of us to judge the guy since we all chase hookers and, but for the grace of God, could end up like him just as easily and c) it MIGHT be more of a concern (which is as much as I'm willing to concede to dickhead IF the pic were MUCH clearer) if some outsider like a wife, girlfriend or co-worker randomly came across the photo, but then what are the odds of them seeking and finding that on some sex forum and I'll add a d) IF the pic did provide a clear view of the poor guy's face (which again it didn't) I'm guessing the Admin would have quickly flagged and removed it (which he didn't because it didn't). The proper course of action would have been to report the post and quoetly accept the judgment of the admin (and in this case that of nearly all other members) and then let it go rather than embarking on a flame war against everyone who disagreed with you..And no I wasn't referring to your post and him being ignored. I got that part. I was talking about his logic regarding the photo (that we all agree showed nothing) Yeah, the wife thing is a possibility albeit a very rare one. We've both shown it doesn't make logical sense. We agree. My post was meant to agree and expand on what you were saying. Sorry about the confusion.
Member #6280
02-07-21, 12:31
It's not about monger X recognizing monger Y, it's about the guy from work recognizing you and then telling everyone at your job. Would you want to work somewhere where everyone knows you got busted trying to pick up a hooker? Some places will even terminate you for something like that. Or how about the guy that lives down the street from you, would you want him recognizing you and the telling one of your neighbors? How long do you think it would take neighbor A to tell neighbor B to tell neighbor C to tell neighbor D before neighbor D tells your wife?
Does it make "logical sense" now?
P.S. Since you were nice I was nice. I hope you can understand my point. It's never cool to posting anything about anyone (hooker or john) getting busted on a public forum.Fair enough. Pretty rare example. But I can see your point.
He posted a pic of a monger getting busted, it wasn't a possible sting, it was a sting. Posting the pics of the decoy were cool but he could of left the pic of the monger getting busted out and still gave you guys a heads up. You of all people should know about monger etiquette. Maybe someday someone will post your pic and then you will get what I'm saying.I mean literally all you would need to do is search the mugshots from the day of the bust. Its not like the dude was giving away a secret. That said I see no point in posting up the pic of the dude who got busted.
TeamCommando
02-07-21, 14:02
Typing real slow so you and the rest of the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique can understand
I don't hate Tampa, I've been vacationing there since the days of 7 seas. What I hate is people not thinking before they type, there was no reason for Carlanga to post that pic of the monger getting busted. Carlanga fucked up and he should of just maned-up and taken care of it (asked the admin to delete it). You are correct, Detroit is a shit-hole. IMO it's the biggest shit-hole in the US. But just because I post in the Detroit forum doesn't mean I live in that shit-hole city. I live in the nice quiet and safe suburban neighborhood about 30 minutes North of that shit-hole city.
Not only did Carlanga not thinking before he typed he attacked me after I asked nicely about his post (on the review thread I might add). I then came to the fight thread and handed him his ass so bad that he hasn't had the balls to fight back or admit he made a mistake (nothing wrong with saying I fuck up). Now since Carlanga wasn't man enough to fight his own battles the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique had to gang up on me and attacked me as well even though the fight was just between Carlanga and myself, kind of chickenshit if you ask me but maybe that's how you Tampa boys have to roll. I would also like to add that 80% of the Tampa mongers that attacked me ran and hid like littlebitches when I handed them there asses, something tells me the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique is use to picking on members that don't fight back.
It also looks like I'm not the only person that feels this way as it looks like the admin has deleted Carlanga post and kind of ripped him a new ass for posting that pic. So the line forums to the left where all you amateur Tampa mongers can kiss the tip of my dick and say you're sorry.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3924-Streetwalker-Reports&p=5189377#post5189377I'm not scared. I'm not running. I'm not defending anyone. I don't need a posse, squad, or gang. I do like a good fight, though. Bring it.
So, if you post some silly, half-assed comments in the fight thread, regardless of what started it, I'm more than happy to comment on them. You can say whatever makes you feel better about yourself, but being a carpetbagger prig does not mean you kicked anyone's ass. Frankly, the way you pivoted from a legitimate point of view regarding posting photos that you thought were ethically questionable to the crap you threw out just makes you look like an asshat. Then to unilaterally declare that you had "won" because you responded just makes you look like an idiot. That's like a little kid calling someone names, hiding behind the teacher's skirt (or A2) when someone threatens to beat their ass for it, then bragging to everyone that they "won" the fight with the other kid. Pathetic. Cowardly. Delusional. Self-absorbed.
You're a troll. Plain and simple. Take your own advice and man-the-fuck-up or shut-the-fuck-up. Boasting doesn't make it so. It just makes you look like an illiterate loser. Saying the same thing over and over again just makes you look shallow and dumb. Don't be a dumbass, be a man, or are you some 14 year old kid that stole your daddy's user name and password so you could hang with the grown ups?
You add nothing to your Detroit thread except bullshit. Not a single post worth a shit. Not a single review in the 2 plus months that you have been on that thread of a girl that you have seen. Have you ever even fucked one of the Detroit girls or had them suck your dick. Evidently not. All you have posted in the Tampa thread sounds like you are gay. I don't judge, but our forum is about men who like women. You want to suck dick, ass fuck men, get fucked in the ass, throw your Johnson around. Go for it, just not here. No one cares about your proclivities.
Maybe you are a pimp since you admire Ike Turner. Living off of a woman selling her pussy because you can't pay your own way living in that nice, soft, cushy suburban neighborhood. You sound like one, all bluster and no balls. I've run into plenty of you would be tough guys in trap houses and on the street. All talk, no action. They fold up like a Murphy bed at the first hint of someone standing up to their posturing and empty threats. So, run away little boy back to your safe spot. Nebraska Avenue would eat you alive if you actually had the gumption to pick up a girl there. My guess is you would be more comfortable with the action south of Hillsborough after midnight. From what you've stated, that would be more your style.
So, no, you are not a contributor. You are a parasite. You feed off of others.
Type slower so you can get the gist of how ridiculous you sound. Buy a tape recorder, read your posts out loud, and record the sound of your dementia. Then play it back for your friends, if you have any, and listen to them laugh. They won't be laughing because they admire your sharp wit or scathing repartee, they'll be laughing at you and how silly you sound. You are a dullard.
So, fuck off. We have enough idiocy on the Tampa forum without you increasing the number of knuckleheads. The ONLY thing you did get right, was moving your bull shit to the fight thread so you could spew out garbage and not get deleted.
HeadsUp313
02-07-21, 19:44
I'm not scared. I'm not running. I'm not defending anyone. I don't need a posse, squad, or gang. I do like a good fight, though. Bring it.Please, the only reason you're acting like you have hair on you peaches is because I called you and the rest of the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique out. You were one of the first one to put your tail between your legs and run off.
That's like a little kid calling someone names, hiding behind the teacher's skirt (or A2) when someone threatens to beat their ass for it.I have NEVER ran to A2 because some douche nozzle like you picked on me, hell I've never even put someone on ignore unlike most of the sensitive littlebitches in the Tampa forum. I'm sure they ran to A2 crying about me too. Fucking pussies!
You add nothing to your Detroit thread except bullshit. Not a single post worth a shit. Not a single review in the 2 plus months that you have been on that thread of a girl that you have seen. Posted this in the Detroit forum 5 days ago shit talker. - http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4499-Escort-Reports&p=5188725&highlight=ashley#post5188725.
Nebraska Avenue would eat you alive if you actually had the gumption to pick up a girl there. Well according to Brasky Detroit is the biggest shit-hole in the world, so the streets of Tampa can't be anymore dangerous then Detroit. I've been picking up SW's on the streets of Detroit for 25 years (even though I don't post reviews), I've even picked up SW's in Tampa.
My guess is you would be more comfortable with the action south of Hillsborough after midnight. I don't know that area but I'm assuming that's the gay track, figures you would know where to find chicks with dicks.
Buy a tape recorder, read your posts out loud, and record the sound of your dementia.Well now I get it, you're a milkshake (old person like Joe "you know the thing" Biden). Hey grandpa it's not 1970, no one uses an 8 track anymore to tape recorder.
HeadsUp313
02-07-21, 20:03
I mean literally all you would need to do is search the mugshots from the day of the bust. Its not like the dude was giving away a secret. That said I see no point in posting up the pic of the dude who got busted.Posting pics of the decoys or the take down car (s) is cool, but there is absolutely no upside to posting pics of people (mongers or providers) who have been busted (past present or future) on a public forum. When you do that you put yourself on the same level as that asshole from Oklahoma, Brian Bates AKA the video vigilante.
HeadsUp313
02-07-21, 20:07
Fair enough. Pretty rare example. But I can see your point.Even if it's a one in a million chance it's just not worth the risk, it can be a small world.
TeamCommando
02-07-21, 20:23
Hey HeadsUpUAss313, I'd love to play and kick your ass some more, but I'm watching the Super Bowl and then I have to work in the morning, unlike you living in your Mommy's basement and drawing disability.
Oh, and your so called "review" was a joke. You saw a girl 20 years ago? What's it been since, only guys (in drag). You even admit that you don't post reviews, so, like I said, you are a mooch, just another leech.
Even your home boys think you're a jackass, right MetroRider?
Run along now, wipe your nose, and cry to mama.
But if you want some more, keep on with those weak ass punches. You hit like a girl. Maybe you are a girl. Is that it? Either way, you are a delusional little shit.
Chase Star
02-07-21, 21:16
I mean literally all you would need to do is search the mugshots from the day of the bust. Its not like the dude was giving away a secret. That said I see no point in posting up the pic of the dude who got busted.I think you're crediting this guy way too much. It WOULD violate monger etiquette to post a RECOGNIZABLE pic of the dude who got busted (even though there are already pics, full name, home address, employment, date of birth, ht, wt, etc. Readily available on the LEO site). But that's not what Carlanga did. The monger was so unrecognizable that I'm not even sure that was him in that photo and not just a scrum of cops surrounding him. And there was no other detail in that report beyond the approximate time and place and that someone appeared to being busted. Certainly nothing that a coworker could use to identify him after coming on to our forum just to browse through the posts hoping to find a pic of someone they knew from work (even accidentally). The whole idea goes waaayyyy beyond being just "rare" to being so improbable its not even reasonable to consider.
TeamCommando
02-07-21, 23:03
If you know where she lives call the cops and tell them that some dude is betting his womans ass and that you heard them arguing over drugs. Odds are someone will have a warrant or something illegal on them like a weapon, drugs, or paraphernalia. I've done it before and it will make you feel a hell of a lot better when you see someone go to jail that fucking you over.
On a side note, it's always better to be the monger that got fucked out of money then the hooker that has to fuck for money.Is that the kind of wimp ass move you favor in Detroit or Pontiac? Call the cops instead of taking care of your own business with a hooker. Not so tough after all. Like I said before, all talk no action. You pose as a tough guy but now we know, in your own words, you're just another pussy that hides behind others.
You were probably one of those punk kids that called people on the phone before there was *69 and caller I D, said some stupid trash, then hung up, knowing they couldn't find out who you were and beat you like a drum.
You've never really grown up, have you little boy?
Oh, and here's some friendly advice from someone who did graduate from High School. Maybe you should read what you post before you hit send. Your AI is not making up for your illiteracy. "betting his womans ass". You probably meant, "beating his woman's ass", but I may be giving you too much credit for knowing the difference. You can thank me later for the grammar lesson.
TeamCommando
02-08-21, 06:54
Hey, HeadsUpURAss313, being from Detroit, I would have thought a windbag like you would know a thing or two about automobiles. Guess not. So curl up at my feet and let me enlighten you. Listen up and pay attention. There'll be a pop quiz later.
Yeah, back in the days when there were some great muscle cars rolling off the assembly lines, there was a music player device called an 8 Track. Anyone who could afford a car wanted one (along with a CB radio, "Breaker 1-9") so they could listen to their own music. Now, here's the thing, they were not used to record anything. It was all pre-recorded cassettes, and they were not cheap. So, if you're going to take a crack at me, at least be accurate, not ignorant.
Do you even own a car? Or do you still drive your parents' old station wagon?
Was that slow enough for you? I really tried not to use too many mutisyllablic words to improve your reading comprehension. With your learning disability, I know explanations need to be kept simple.
Cyber drama. I need some popcorn for all of this dram unfolding, lmfao.
Monger Karen I'm glad to see that your debate skills go beyond, you're a fag. No man you're a fag. Seriously though, you have to bring more heat if you want to play. Go down to 8 Mile and get Eminem to help write your diss track. I think you have 2 brain cells going around like 2 nasty crack head Detroit strippers spinning around a broken pole.
I do admire your spirit to keep punching though. You take a pounding and bounce right back. Just like your asshole after a Pride Day orgy train in Key West; but that will wear out eventually. Ask Sharee.
Regarding typing real slow for comprehension, nah, you type slow because you have a dick in your mouth in the glory hole booth at Fantasy Land. How do you type with a dick in your mouth?? Impressive. Maybe you can teach some LC girls to multi-task. Also, you probably don't know how to type and hunt and peck, well because Detroit.
I don't care if you've been coming to Tampa since Kennedy was called Central or TPA was called Drew Field. Was the monger getting busted picture out of line? Certainly debatable. Admin thought so, which is fine, it's their board. Just like FB and Twitter can monitor content. However, what I don't appreciate is you coming in hot and attacking Tampa mongers brothers. One for all and all for one. I guess you wouldn't understand that because Detroit is every monger for themselves. Now STFU and go back to Detroit.
P.S. Why all the gay hate? Did you ask Santa for Fonzie pinball machine and he fucked you in the ass instead? Maybe Father Murphey raped all the other alter boys making you feel left out. IDK. Find a new insult. Some guys like pussy, some like dicks, some like both. Who cares. I'm no Woke PC cat, but the one track insult is getting boring.
Typing real slow so you and the rest of the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique can understand
I don't hate Tampa, I've been vacationing there since the days of 7 seas. What I hate is people not thinking before they type, there was no reason for Carlanga to post that pic of the monger getting busted. Carlanga fucked up and he should of just maned-up and taken care of it (asked the admin to delete it). You are correct, Detroit is a shit-hole. IMO it's the biggest shit-hole in the US. But just because I post in the Detroit forum doesn't mean I live in that shit-hole city. I live in the nice quiet and safe suburban neighborhood about 30 minutes North of that shit-hole city.
So the line forums to the left where all you amateur Tampa mongers can kiss the tip of my dick and say you're sorry.
Hey, HeadsUpURAss313, being from Detroit, I would have thought a windbag like you would know a thing or two about automobiles. Guess not. So curl up at my feet and let me enlighten you. Listen up and pay attention. There'll be a pop quiz later.
Yeah, back in the days when there were some great muscle cars rolling off the assembly lines, there was a music player device called an 8 Track. Anyone who could afford a car wanted one (along with a CB radio, "Breaker 1-9") so they could listen to their own music. Now, here's the thing, they were not used to record anything. It was all pre-recorded cassettes, and they were not cheap. So, if you're going to take a crack at me, at least be accurate, not ignorant.
Do you even own a car? Or do you still drive your parents' old station wagon?
Was that slow enough for you? I really tried not to use too many mutisyllablic words to improve your reading comprehension. With your learning disability, I know explanations need to be kept simple.You're incorrect sir, you could record your own music with 8 Track tapes. I made a lot of mix tapes back in the late 70's early 80's. God I feel old right now.
https://www.megaministore.com/vintage-audio/audio-tape/blank-8-track-tapes
I think you're crediting this guy way too much. It WOULD violate monger etiquette to post a RECOGNIZABLE pic of the dude who got busted (even though there are already pics, full name, home address, employment, date of birth, ht, wt, etc. Readily available on the LEO site). But that's not what Carlanga did. The monger was so unrecognizable that I'm not even sure that was him in that photo and not just a scrum of cops surrounding him. And there was no other detail in that report beyond the approximate time and place and that someone appeared to being busted. Certainly nothing that a coworker could use to identify him after coming on to our forum just to browse through the posts hoping to find a pic of someone they knew from work (even accidentally). The whole idea goes waaayyyy beyond being just "rare" to being so improbable its not even reasonable to consider.You can try and spin it anyway you want. At the end of the day it's against the forum rules. Did you see that the admin delete the post and even chastised the original poster?
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3924-Streetwalker-Reports&p=5189377&viewfull=1#post5189377
Typing real slow so you and the rest of the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique can understand
I don't hate Tampa, I've been vacationing there since the days of 7 seas. What I hate is people not thinking before they type, there was no reason for Carlanga to post that pic of the monger getting busted. Carlanga fucked up and he should of just maned-up and taken care of it (asked the admin to delete it). You are correct, Detroit is a shit-hole. IMO it's the biggest shit-hole in the US. But just because I post in the Detroit forum doesn't mean I live in that shit-hole city. I live in the nice quiet and safe suburban neighborhood about 30 minutes North of that shit-hole city.
Not only did Carlanga not thinking before he typed he attacked me after I asked nicely about his post (on the review thread I might add). I then came to the fight thread and handed him his ass so bad that he hasn't had the balls to fight back or admit he made a mistake (nothing wrong with saying I fuck up). Now since Carlanga wasn't man enough to fight his own battles the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique had to gang up on me and attacked me as well even though the fight was just between Carlanga and myself, kind of chickenshit if you ask me but maybe that's how you Tampa boys have to roll. I would also like to add that 80% of the Tampa mongers that attacked me ran and hid like littlebitches when I handed them there asses, something tells me the inbred Tampa circle jerk clique is use to picking on members that don't fight back.
It also looks like I'm not the only person that feels this way as it looks like the admin has deleted Carlanga post and kind of ripped him a new ass for posting that pic. So the line forums to the left where all you amateur Tampa mongers can kiss the tip of my dick and say you're sorry.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3924-Streetwalker-Reports&p=5189377#post5189377OMG 7 seas that brings back some old memories.
TeamCommando
02-08-21, 12:24
You're incorrect sir, you could record your own music with 8 Track tapes. I made a lot of mix tapes back in the late 70's early 80's. God I feel old right now.
https://www.megaministore.com/vintage-audio/audio-tape/blank-8-track-tapesDamn! How'd I miss out on that. Fuck me. I was lucky enough to afford having a player in my vehicle. Guess I over spent on the 10 tapes I had. LOL.
Because I'm not all bad, here is a big box of tampons for all you littlebitch Tampa mongers to stop the bleeding from the ass pounding I just gave you.Is there really pumpkin spiced tampons?
Chase Star, I know how ignore works. You're just too much of a dumb-fucking-douche-nozzle to use it correctly. If your going to act like a littlebitch and put me on ignore then don't start crying because you're still seeing my posts. Man the fuck up and stay out of the fight thread.Is this real or just banter among friends?
Look who wants to join the center of Tampa circle jerk party, Brasky you just came running in here with your hand up didn't you.I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Man that's grose.
Is there really pumpkin spiced tampons?Is this what you guys do up north in the winter? Just post useless information that's not even funny? My fellow Tampa mongers have made this thread humorous (hence my return) but the rust belt members have turned this into a high school chat room. Done with this forum.
Chase Star, your just another littlebitch who's pussy gets a 7 day itch because he doesn't like the words on a computer screen.The next time my boss gives me shit at work I'm going to ask him if he's got the seven day itch and that's why he's in a bad mood. We're friends so I can get away with it LOL.
Looks like someones mad, would it helped if I dragged my nut-sack across you face?I highly doubt you're properly equipped to drag a nut sack across anyone's face. You're nothing more than an overly opinionated twat waffle who thinks he is far more clever than he actually is. The funniest part is you seem to honestly believe your own bullshit and that you somehow "handed everyone their ass" when the fact of the matter is you've only managed to show your ass and failed to even make 20 bucks out of it. Go back to working the 8 mile in your fishnets, we can see the stretch marks around your lips from here.
Is this what you guys do up north in the winter? Just post useless information that's not even funny? My fellow Tampa mongers have made this thread humorous (hence my return) but the rust belt members have turned this into a high school chat room. Done with this forum.How does this name calling back and forth help the forum? I did enjoy the show, but seriously, does it help score quality escorts, avoid the crappy ones? I do get it that every post is about beating their own chest, but. Just wondering how it helps everyone.
Is this what you guys do up north in the winter? Just post useless information that's not even funny? My fellow Tampa mongers have made this thread humorous (hence my return) but the rust belt members have turned this into a high school chat room. Done with this forum.Heads Up's post had a picture of a box of pumpkin spiced tampons, I was just wondering if it's real. Sorry if I upset you.
Heads Up's post had a picture of a box of pumpkin spiced tampons, I was just wondering if it's real. Sorry if I upset you.Not upset and didn't see the pic. Just done with the jabbering. It's already too much work slogging through all the BS that providers post. Monger on Toledo man!
I've always found it's best to ignore trolls.
Never engage them, it just encourages more poor behavior.
Do you always blow the admin with posts like this?Is that the new digital BJ I've been hearing about? LOL.
Smitty Qbert
02-08-21, 13:09
It's not about monger X recognizing monger Y, it's about the guy from work recognizing you and then telling everyone at your job. Would you want to work somewhere where everyone knows you got busted trying to pick up a hooker? Some places will even terminate you for something like that. Or how about the guy that lives down the street from you, would you want him recognizing you and the telling one of your neighbors? How long do you think it would take neighbor A to tell neighbor B to tell neighbor C to tell neighbor D before neighbor D tells your wife?
Does it make "logical sense" now?
P.S. Since you were nice I was nice. I hope you can understand my point. It's never cool to posting anything about anyone (hooker or john) getting busted on a public forum.If you post a handle to a face, that's one thing, a random bust picture isn't anything as we all can have access to mug shots, and the TPD and HCSO post those images on their website. For all we know, that is no one here, or it could be. We won't know and its really hard to see anyways. So everyone should move on.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:07
If you read the Tampa board, then you know I actually didn't have an issue with HeadsUp313 about his post about somone posting a monger picture. I even admitted that he had a legitimate point to make.
It was all that followed that I had an issue with.
And, it is a fight thread, afterall. Just like this one. He decided to play, so, OK, let's play. LOL.
So, if HeadsUp313 wants to play in our backyard, it's only fair to play in his. You can thank him for it. But, to be honest, I'm not that much interested in Detroit. No offense meant.
I have no beef with you. And, yeah, eat your heart out. The wearher is great. Come and enjoy it sometime when all this COVID crap is over. You didn't quite hit the mark on my living accommodations, but that was a nice try. LOL. Shorts, flip flops, and t shirts or tank tops is about as dressed up as we need to be most of the time.BS, point that post out to me.
This fucking stalker loves the taste of my man gravy so much he follow me home to Detroit.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:15
You guys ever notice that Tampa and Tampon are so close in spelling.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:33
If you post a handle to a face, that's one thing, a random bust picture isn't anything as we all can have access to mug shots, and the TPD and HCSO post those images on their website. For all we know, that is no one here, or it could be. We won't know and its really hard to see anyways. So everyone should move on.This isn't a LE website you fucking dumb ass. It's also against the fucking forum rules to post pics or links to pics like that, can you understand that? You just wont get it until it happens to you.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:37
Is that the new digital BJ I've been hearing about? LOL.Someone should get Skiper a digital towel to wipe the digital cum off his face.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:39
How does this name calling back and forth help the forum? I did enjoy the show, but seriously, does it help score quality escorts, avoid the crappy ones? I do get it that every post is about beating their own chest, but. Just wondering how it helps everyone.Just stay off the fight thread with your crying ass.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:42
Not upset and didn't see the pic. Just done with the jabbering. It's already too much work slogging through all the BS that providers post. Monger on Toledo man!Then stay off the fight thread, no one made you click on this thread. First thing tomorrow I buying stock in puffs kleenex from all the crying you Tampon mongers do.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:52
I highly doubt you're properly equipped to drag a nut sack across anyone's face. You're nothing more than an overly opinionated twat waffle who thinks he is far more clever than he actually is. The funniest part is you seem to honestly believe your own bullshit and that you somehow "handed everyone their ass" when the fact of the matter is you've only managed to show your ass and failed to even make 20 bucks out of it. Go back to working the 8 mile in your fishnets, we can see the stretch marks around your lips from here.You know you love the smell of my sweaty balls.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:57
Is this what you guys do up north in the winter? Just post useless information that's not even funny? My fellow Tampa mongers have made this thread humorous (hence my return) but the rust belt members have turned this into a high school chat room. Done with this forum.Why do you inbred hillbillies from the South hate us Northerners so much?
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 19:59
Damn! How'd I miss out on that. Fuck me. I was lucky enough to afford having a player in my vehicle. Guess I over spent on the 10 tapes I had. LOL.How did you miss it? It's because you're fucking stupid, that's how you missed it.
Is your life that bad that you need cyber drama in your life? I am just saying to everione, not just you, that this is pointless. Come on is typing away on pointless stuff better than sex (which is why we have the forum in the first place! I never said that I was crying, you did. Are you to call me names now? I am trying to be adult and mature about this.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 20:23
Was the monger getting busted picture out of line? Certainly debatable. Admin thought so, which is fine, it's their board. Just like FB and Twitter can monitor content. However, what I don't appreciate is you coming in hot and attacking Tampa mongers brothers. One for all and all for one. I guess you wouldn't understand that because Detroit is every monger for themselves. Now STFU and go back to Detroit.Again you inbred hillbilly (This is the second time I posted this). I seen the pic in the photo gallery, I cam to Tampa and asked Carlanga nicely about his post. Carlanga then attacked me first on the review thread. I then retaliated in the fight thread with my post solely directed at Carlanga. Then the inbred hillbilly Tampon circle jerk clique had to attack me (again I was attack first).
You're just another dumb fuck that not only thinks out of his ass but talks out of it too. Know the fucking facts before you start typing asshole.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 20:36
I tried to PM you but it says "Member X has chosen not to receive private messages or may not be allowed to receive private messages. Therefore you may not send your message to him / her.
If you are trying to send this message to multiple recipients, remove Member X from the recipient list and send the message again."
I deleted the user name and put Member X to keep it private.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 20:42
Cyber drama. I need some popcorn for all of this dram unfolding, lmfao.If this thread was a stock the price just skyrocketed. There's been more posts in the last week then in the last year. I think the name should be changed to HeadsUp313 kicking ass and taken names.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 20:44
Hey, HeadsUpURAss313, being from Detroit, I would have thought a windbag like you would know a thing or two about automobiles. Guess not. So curl up at my feet and let me enlighten you. Listen up and pay attention. There'll be a pop quiz later.
Yeah, back in the days when there were some great muscle cars rolling off the assembly lines, there was a music player device called an 8 Track. Anyone who could afford a car wanted one (along with a CB radio, "Breaker 1-9") so they could listen to their own music. Now, here's the thing, they were not used to record anything. It was all pre-recorded cassettes, and they were not cheap. So, if you're going to take a crack at me, at least be accurate, not ignorant.
Do you even own a car? Or do you still drive your parents' old station wagon?
Was that slow enough for you? I really tried not to use too many mutisyllablic words to improve your reading comprehension. With your learning disability, I know explanations need to be kept simple.Yeah I bet you have 10-4 good buddy a bunch of times.
TeamCommando
02-08-21, 21:03
How does this name calling back and forth help the forum? I did enjoy the show, but seriously, does it help score quality escorts, avoid the crappy ones? I do get it that every post is about beating their own chest, but. Just wondering how it helps everyone.Hey, Tattoo. This is the fight thread so it has nothing to do with finding girls. Just some good humored banter. Well, mostly anyway.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 21:15
I'm man enough to admit I made a mistake.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?11202-MotorCity-Mayhem&p=5198764&viewfull=1#post5198764
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 21:20
Hey, Tattoo. This is the fight thread so it has nothing to do with finding girls. Just some good humored banter. Well, mostly anyway.I don't get why guys complain about what's posted in the fight thread, it's not stopping you from getting any pussy. The only thing that's stopping you from getting pussy is you (the guy complaining), you're wasting time reading and posting in this thread instead of booking an appointment.
HeadsUp313
02-08-21, 21:23
Is your life that bad that you need cyber drama in your life? I am just saying to everione, not just you, that this is pointless. Come on is typing away on pointless stuff better than sex (which is why we have the forum in the first place! I never said that I was crying, you did. Are you to call me names now? I am trying to be adult and mature about this.Sorry, I was in my zone.
Hey, Tattoo. This is the fight thread so it has nothing to do with finding girls. Just some good humored banter. Well, mostly anyway.I did read somewhere that this forum is for provider who constantly like street walkers for example. TC, yeah it is a fight thread. I do prefer pussy over fighting (I did some REAL fighting in my day). Cyber fighting is YAWN. Anyway now that the big game is over, less le presence. I don't expect providers rates to go down (They are trying to make up their loses in 2020). For example Dylan rate is now $. 5 for the hh. $. 2 is the lowest that I have seen since the outbreak besides SW.
Sorry, I was in my zone.You are man enough to cool off and apologize. Back to the pu thang! As for le presence, it will calm down not that the big game is over (just like when it is election time) Providers rates have gone up due to their need and some of us are just horny to back the extra cash for pussy. Nebraska will always be a hot zone of drug *** and dealers. I do know that Seminole Heights is trying to clean it up. If some of you notice, there is a apartment going up on Nebraska ave across the Mobile gas station, I do believe plus the new plumbing store of sorts past Busch blvd going South. I have seen attempt like this in my previous area where I did live and they cleaned up 2 local towns, but there problem the riff raff is still there as well as MS-13, crips, bloods, and Latin Kings. I have been here for 4+ years and see some of the same trends. Stay safe all.
TeamCommando
02-08-21, 22:08
Why do you inbred hillbillies from the South hate us Northerners so much?If you have to ask, then you really are not from around here. Isn't it obvious? Because we can! LMFAO.
TeamCommando
02-08-21, 22:14
You guys ever notice that Tampa and Tampon are so close in spelling.Not really, but I did notice how Detroit sounds kinda like "deep throat it" if you are a Florida shrimper. Isn't that what all you guys up North say to each other to keep warm this time of year. Down here, we have women with no teeth for that shit.
Smitty Qbert
02-09-21, 00:17
You guys ever notice that Tampa and Tampon are so close in spelling.That's old. Come up with something newer.
Smitty Qbert
02-09-21, 00:19
This isn't a LE website you fucking dumb ass. It's also against the fucking forum rules to post pics or links to pics like that, can you understand that? You just wont get it until it happens to you.If it happens to me, I'm a dumbass for getting caught. Am I going to cry to the HCSO to not post my pic? No.
You can't barely see anything, and several have said it looks like just LEO around someone you can't even tell. Rules say don't post mugshots or similar. Don't see a headshot of a monger, or was that you?
TeamCommando
02-09-21, 00:23
I don't get why guys complain about what's posted in the fight thread, it's not stopping you from getting any pussy. The only thing that's stopping you from getting pussy is you (the guy complaining), you're wasting time reading and posting in this thread instead of booking an appointment.True that. Pussy trumps fighting. As much as I like a good jab, jab, move left in word boxing, I. Love a good slap and tickle with my favorite trollops even more. Time to tussle as Jo Lo would say.
TeamCommando
02-09-21, 01:54
Is there really pumpkin spiced tampons?Yes, but only available between 11:00 AM and 1:00 PM on Thanksgiving Day at the CVS on 30th and Fowler. They keep them locked up behind the Pharmarcy counter and you have to be a 300+ lbs woman with either provable implants or false teeth provided by Medicaid (with a receipt from within 30 days) and a marriage certificate that proves you were married in Juarez to your First Cousin on your Mothers side or a notarized Divorce Decree showing you were married to your brother. An annullment for marriage to your sister also qualifies. If you're a guy trying to spice things up at home trying to earn your Red Wings, you're shit of luck unless you're packing some Gunshine State love, then they're free until you get as far as Nebraska Avenue.
Seriously, you really asked that question? SMFH.
HeadsUp313
02-09-21, 12:54
I'm offering you Tampa guys a peace offering, there is a Detroit member that just loves to pull trains on guys. His name is HeeJunk, I will even pay for his bus ticket down. Take sometime to think about it, maybe even send him a PM to break the ice.
HeeJunk - http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/member.php?776710-HeeJunk.
Smitty Qbert
02-09-21, 12:58
I'm offering you Tampa guys a peace offering, there is a Detroit member that just loves to pull trains on guys. His name is HeeJunk, I will even pay for his bus ticket down. Take sometime to think about it, maybe even send him a PM to break the ice.
HeeJunk - http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/member.php?776710-HeeJunk.Honestly, you just blasted yourself since you know he likes to pull trains on guys.
I'm offering you Tampa guys a peace offering, there is a Detroit member that just loves to pull trains on guys. His name is HeeJunk, I will even pay for his bus ticket down. Take sometime to think about it, maybe even send him a PM to break the ice.
HeeJunk - http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/member.php?776710-HeeJunk.I see why you neuron-deficient clowns are looking in Tampa. Go scrape some ice off your mom's car.
TeamCommando
02-09-21, 14:23
I see why you neuron-deficient clowns are looking in Tampa. Go scrape some ice off your mom's car.WTF?! Is that a girl, a guy, or both? Good, Gawd, that's a boner killer right there. Yeah, I think you have nailed it. I'd run away from that, too.
HeadsUp313
02-09-21, 18:30
WTF?! Is that a girl, a guy, or both? Good, Gawd, that's a boner killer right there. Yeah, I think you have nailed it. I'd run away from that, too.That's HeeJunk, apparently Mitch1965 paid for a plane ticket and picked him up at the airport when her heard about his dick sucking skills. Something tells me Mitch1965 as a new ATF.
HeadsUp313
02-09-21, 18:38
Honestly, you just blasted yourself since you know he likes to pull trains on guys.I know the world is round too, doesn't mean I went around it. I also know your a limp-dick littlebitch with a dirty pussy, doesn't mean I seen your bottle of ED pills or smelled your pussy.
HeadsUp313
02-09-21, 18:46
True that. Pussy trumps fighting. As much as I like a good jab, jab, move left in word boxing, I. Love a good slap and tickle with my favorite trollops even more. Time to tussle as Jo Lo would say.I can't tell you how many reports I've read where a monger posts about SW X and says something like "I seen a cute SW today on Main street but didn't have time to scoop because I was on my way to work." I just think to myself BS, I'd of picked her ass up and been an hour late to work. Pussy trumps all for me just like drugs trumps all for hookers.
HeadsUp313
02-09-21, 19:03
If it happens to me, I'm a dumbass for getting caught. Am I going to cry to the HCSO to not post my pic? No.
You can't barely see anything, and several have said it looks like just LEO around someone you can't even tell. Rules say don't post mugshots or similar. Don't see a headshot of a monger, or was that you?If it was me I would have PM-ed A2 and demanded Carlanga be banned. Look under the textbox when you post something, do you see in red where it says "NO PERSONALLY IDENTIFYING INFO! If you post anyone's last name or street address your membership will be deleted automatically. " Posting a pic of a monger is IDENTIFYING INFO so a banning would be warranted.
Let me ask you this, today Carlanga post a blurry pic, next week someone posts a not so blurry pic, the week after that someone posts a pic as clear as day. Where do you draw the line? You can't start splitting hairs, the rules are very clear.
HeadsUp313
02-09-21, 19:06
That's old. Come up with something newer.I didn't know that, I'll work on something else.
HeadsUp313
02-09-21, 19:16
Not really, but I did notice how Detroit sounds kinda like "deep throat it" if you are a Florida shrimper. Isn't that what all you guys up North say to each other to keep warm this time of year. Down here, we have women with no teeth for that shit.To me Detroit sounds like "shit-hole city that I would never set foot in unless it's to rent pussy. " Never heard the term "Florida shrimper" or noticed the no teeth thing, but I do love a good gum job. People seem to talk a lot of shit about Florida and I don't know why (I've only been to Tampa), even in Detroit there is a radio station that has a Florida bit where they make fun of Florida. I remember one time they made fun of a guy that strapping downed a light pole to his car roof. I've also notice a lot of Florida girls have way too many tattoos.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-light-pole-car-roof-highway-theft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72mh8TwcBQg
HeadsUp313
02-09-21, 19:28
I did read somewhere that this forum is for provider who constantly like street walkers for example. TC, yeah it is a fight thread. I do prefer pussy over fighting (I did some REAL fighting in my day). Cyber fighting is YAWN. Anyway now that the big game is over, less le presence. I don't expect providers rates to go down (They are trying to make up their loses in 2020). For example Dylan rate is now $. 5 for the hh. $. 2 is the lowest that I have seen since the outbreak besides SW.If this means you served, thank you.
Smitty Qbert
02-09-21, 23:59
I know the world is round too, doesn't mean I went around it. I also know your a limp-dick littlebitch with a dirty pussy, doesn't mean I seen your bottle of ED pills or smelled your pussy.Yawn. I hear worse comments from a 10 yo. Come up with something better please.
Smitty Qbert
02-10-21, 00:08
If it was me I would have PM-ed A2 and demanded Carlanga be banned. Look under the textbox when you post something, do you see in red where it says "NO PERSONALLY IDENTIFYING INFO! If you post anyone's last name or street address your membership will be deleted automatically. " Posting a pic of a monger is IDENTIFYING INFO so a banning would be warranted.
Let me ask you this, today Carlanga post a blurry pic, next week someone posts a not so blurry pic, the week after that someone posts a pic as clear as day. Where do you draw the line? You can't start splitting hairs, the rules are very clear.Ok. Let's look at your comment.
"NO PERSONALLY IDENTIFYING INFO! If you post anyone's last name or street address your membership will be deleted automatically."
Yup, it says that. No one posted a last name, or street address did they? I didn't see that. All it was was a picture of a bust, or what may be a bust. So your argument just went out the window.
I think you'd want to look ABOVE the comment box for the following: "Please DO NOT post MUGSHOTS or similar photos."
However, those weren't mugshots, nor is there a any identifying images. For all we know, that could have been a drug bust. Did you see a monger's face there? Which one was it (person in the picture)? Can you put a face then to a monger here?
Hell, by your argument then about blurry pictures, then streetwalkers' images, which are common knowledge, and stating "They went to visit uncle" should be banned then too. Right there it says: "Please DO NOT post arrest or incarceration reports about any private individual. " KAci in jail yesterday, or Nova in jail really constitutes an arrest report to a lesser extent. Right?
Blurry shots of cops standing around someone that isn't visible from 100 ft away with a shitty Moto camera phone, is one thing.
Zoomed in pictures where you can see one's zits and nose hairs is another thing.
Buster Hymen
02-10-21, 10:19
I travel all over the world on business. (well, used to travel, not now with the virus) I have mongered in Detroit a lot, had some very spectacular pussy there, seen a lot of really scary pussy there.
For my Tampa brothers here, if you haven't cruised the mean streets of Detroit, you have no idea what a shithole Detroit is. I would expect that most of my Tampa brothers don't relate to the term "abando", which is an abandoned house where people have taken up residence in, where I have fucked quite a few working girls in. There are whole sections of town with nobody living in any of the houses. One time, picked up a girl who suggested going to her place, when I hesitated, she said "no, this is a real house, we got heat AND water!" .
To get another perspective how shitty of a place Detroit is, a number of the fast food places have bulletproof enclosures totally walling off the workers from the public. You pay for your food thru the tray like a walled off convenience store, then they have these big food exchange doors to pass the food thru.
I cannot for the life of me think of a reason why anyone would want to live in a god-foresaken place like Detroit, but there you go.
I travel all over the world on business. (well, used to travel, not now with the virus) I have mongered in Detroit a lot, had some very spectacular pussy there, seen a lot of really scary pussy there.
For my Tampa brothers here, if you haven't cruised the mean streets of Detroit, you have no idea what a shithole Detroit is. I would expect that most of my Tampa brothers don't relate to the term "abando", which is an abandoned house where people have taken up residence in, where I have fucked quite a few working girls in. There are whole sections of town with nobody living in any of the houses. One time, picked up a girl who suggested going to her place, when I hesitated, she said "no, this is a real house, we got heat AND water!" .
To get another perspective how shitty of a place Detroit is, a number of the fast food places have bulletproof enclosures totally walling off the workers from the public. You pay for your food thru the tray like a walled off convenience store, then they have these big food exchange doors to pass the food thru.
I cannot for the life of me think of a reason why anyone would want to live in a god-foresaken place like Detroit, but there you go.That sounds horrible. If I had to be there, I think I would look for a used armored truck to purchase beforehand. On the other hand, that may be a rolling target unless it was painted creatively. LOL.
LA1215
I travel all over the world on business. (well, used to travel, not now with the virus) I have mongered in Detroit a lot, had some very spectacular pussy there, seen a lot of really scary pussy there.
For my Tampa brothers here, if you haven't cruised the mean streets of Detroit, you have no idea what a shithole Detroit is. I would expect that most of my Tampa brothers don't relate to the term "abando", which is an abandoned house where people have taken up residence in, where I have fucked quite a few working girls in. There are whole sections of town with nobody living in any of the houses. One time, picked up a girl who suggested going to her place, when I hesitated, she said "no, this is a real house, we got heat AND water!" .
To get another perspective how shitty of a place Detroit is, a number of the fast food places have bulletproof enclosures totally walling off the workers from the public. You pay for your food thru the tray like a walled off convenience store, then they have these big food exchange doors to pass the food thru.
I cannot for the life of me think of a reason why anyone would want to live in a god-foresaken place like Detroit, but there you go.I second your well-made comments. Have spent time there in the past (business and / or hockey games) and it's one shady place. I've been more comfortable in Colombia and Nicaragua and my Spanish sucks. Ted Nugent and a few select vehicles are the only assets to ever come out of Detroit To be honest, I'm not sure anyone lives there out of choice -- bad life cycles.
Lotsoffun201
02-10-21, 15:38
I travel all over the world on business. (well, used to travel, not now with the virus) I have mongered in Detroit a lot, had some very spectacular pussy there, seen a lot of really scary pussy there.
For my Tampa brothers here, if you haven't cruised the mean streets of Detroit, you have no idea what a shithole Detroit is. I would expect that most of my Tampa brothers don't relate to the term "abando", which is an abandoned house where people have taken up residence in, where I have fucked quite a few working girls in. There are whole sections of town with nobody living in any of the houses. One time, picked up a girl who suggested going to her place, when I hesitated, she said "no, this is a real house, we got heat AND water!" .
To get another perspective how shitty of a place Detroit is, a number of the fast food places have bulletproof enclosures totally walling off the workers from the public. You pay for your food thru the tray like a walled off convenience store, then they have these big food exchange doors to pass the food thru.
I cannot for the life of me think of a reason why anyone would want to live in a god-foresaken place like Detroit, but there you go.I lived there most of my life. Bullet proof glass everywhere, potholes big enough to swallow trucks. It's just a nasty place to live. Even some of the suburbs aren't any better. It's just sad.
Smitty Qbert
02-11-21, 00:09
I cannot for the life of me think of a reason why anyone would want to live in a god-foresaken place like Detroit, but there you go.Don't forget the water.
Pussylicker2
02-11-21, 11:34
I cannot for the life of me think of a reason why anyone would want to live in a god-foresaken place like Detroit, but there you go.I grew up near Detroit. In Detroit the cops don't have time to bother with you unless you're on your way to kill someone. For $100 you can have someone killed. If you have a nice car the cops will steal it from you. I had a t shirt that read "Detroit, where the weak are killed and eaten".
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 01:01
If you have a nice car the cops will steal it from you. Can you back this statement up in anyway?
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 01:02
Don't forget the water.That's Flint not Detroit you cum-guzzler.
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 01:06
I lived there most of my life. Bullet proof glass everywhere, potholes big enough to swallow trucks. It's just a nasty place to live. Even some of the suburbs aren't any better. It's just sad.If you drive 15 - 20 minutes out of Detroit the suburbs are very nuce. Houses can easily go for over 500 K.
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 01:09
I lived there most of my life. Bullet proof glass everywhere, potholes big enough to swallow trucks. It's just a nasty place to live. Even some of the suburbs aren't any better. It's just sad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_rIv55jEq8
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 01:20
Ok. Let's look at your comment.
"NO PERSONALLY IDENTIFYING INFO! If you post anyone's last name or street address your membership will be deleted automatically."
Yup, it says that. No one posted a last name, or street address did they? I didn't see that. All it was was a picture of a bust, or what may be a bust. So your argument just went out the window.
I think you'd want to look ABOVE the comment box for the following: "Please DO NOT post MUGSHOTS or similar photos."
However, those weren't mugshots, nor is there a any identifying images. For all we know, that could have been a drug bust. Did you see a monger's face there? Which one was it (person in the picture)? Can you put a face then to a monger here?
Hell, by your argument then about blurry pictures, then streetwalkers' images, which are common knowledge, and stating "They went to visit uncle" should be banned then too. Right there it says: "Please DO NOT post arrest or incarceration reports about any private individual. " KAci in jail yesterday, or Nova in jail really constitutes an arrest report to a lesser extent. Right?
Blurry shots of cops standing around someone that isn't visible from 100 ft away with a shitty Moto camera phone, is one thing.
Zoomed in pictures where you can see one's zits and nose hairs is another thing.God Damn, you're more of a dumbcunt then my second wife. Look cum-guzzler, if I was wrong the admin wouldn't have deleted Carlanga post and gave him shit about posting the pic. If you have a fucking problem with the rules don't cry like a littlebitch to me about it, grow some fucking balls and send A2 a PM and argue with him about it.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/private.php?do=newpm&u=2
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 01:21
Yawn. I hear worse comments from a 10 yo. Come up with something better please.You got me with that one (rolling eyes).
TeamCommando
02-13-21, 12:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_rIv55jEq8
If you drive 15 - 20 minutes out of Detroit the suburbs are very nuce. Houses can easily go for over 500 K.Hey, Pal, this isn't Zillow. No one here cares about how much a house goes for in Detroit, the Detroit suburbs, or the State of Michigan for that matter. In case you are confused by all the drugs you are taking, this is Tampa Bay. Do you think anyone on here is going to be impressed by how high the price of a house is in Detroit or anywhere else in Michigan? We don't. That's just another fucking example of your conceited blow hard arrogance. You can try to put everyone down, pretending to be better than we are here, but that just makes you look more like the pathetic little, insecure whiner that you are. The more you brag, the weaker you look. And, dumbass, you look pretty weak and stupid. We don't need any more asinine lectures from a fucking tourist. Go home.
Oh, and thanks for the windshield tour of your neighborhood. If you are trying to get someone to buy your piece of shit property with that YouTube video, not interested. We have nicer double wides with a pool around here that you can enjoy year round for 1/10th the price of those rat infested dumps. And, before you make a stupid crack about trailer life, it beats anything you have to show us, so shove it. Tampa Bay also has it's share of expensive areas as anything you have, except much better. So stay where you are. This is a no assholes zone.
You are a silly little boy with no situational awareness. Life is good here. People are happy. I know you are jealous of how good we have it here, so we don't need any of your negative vibes. Take your shit show back to Detroit so they can kick your ass on the MotorCity Mayhem board some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEscuYtz50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ3XGMBi0zE
TeamCommando
02-13-21, 12:39
Don't forget the water.Flint was the city with the water problem. Then they switched to getting their water from Detroit. So now all of them talk and act like HeadsUpUrAss313. It's in the water. Drink once, instant shitbird forever.
TeamCommando
02-13-21, 13:08
God Damn, you're more of a dumbcunt then my second wife. Look cum-guzzler, if I was wrong the admin wouldn't have deleted Carlanga post and gave him shit about posting the pic. If you have a fucking problem with the rules don't cry like a littlebitch to me about it, grow some fucking balls and send A2 a PM and argue with him about it.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/private.php?do=newpm&u=2Good, Gawd! Just let it go, HeadsUpUrAss313. You're like a broken record saying the same thing over and over. Go back to the frozen tundra and watch, "Frozen".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnN6glKaWdE
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 15:35
Hey, Pal, this isn't Zillow. No one here cares about how much a house goes for in Detroit, the Detroit suburbs, or the State of Michigan for that matter. In case you are confused by all the drugs you are taking, this is Tampa Bay. Do you think anyone on here is going to be impressed by how high the price of a house is in Detroit or anywhere else in Michigan? We don't. That's just another fucking example of your conceited blow hard arrogance. You can try to put everyone down, pretending to be better than we are here, but that just makes you look more like the pathetic little, insecure whiner that you are. The more you brag, the weaker you look. And, dumbass, you look pretty weak and stupid. We don't need any more asinine lectures from a fucking tourist. Go home.
Oh, and thanks for the windshield tour of your neighborhood. If you are trying to get someone to buy your piece of shit property with that YouTube video, not interested. We have nicer double wides with a pool around here that you can enjoy year round for 1/10th the price of those rat infested dumps. And, before you make a stupid crack about trailer life, it beats anything you have to show us, so shove it. Tampa Bay also has it's share of expensive areas as anything you have, except much better. So stay where you are. This is a no assholes zone.
You are a silly little boy with no situational awareness. Life is good here. People are happy. I know you are jealous of how good we have it here, so we don't need any of your negative vibes. Take your shit show back to Detroit so they can kick your ass on the MotorCity Mayhem board some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEscuYtz50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ3XGMBi0zEDamn you sure did get your panties in a bunch. I wasn't trying to be "uppity" you toothless inbred hillbilly, I was just saying all of "Metro" Detroit isn't like the "city" of Detroit. Now go back to "a pump-an and a sweat-an" on your sister.
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 15:42
Good, Gawd! Just let it go, HeadsUpUrAss313. You're like a broken record saying the same thing over and over. Go back to the frozen tundra and watch, "Frozen".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnN6glKaWdEThe fact that you know about that video is just creepy, I can just see you in your little princess outfit dancing around.
TeamCommando
02-13-21, 17:27
Damn you sure did get your panties in a bunch. I wasn't trying to be "uppity" you toothless inbred hillbilly, I was just saying all of "Metro" Detroit isn't like the "city" of Detroit. Now go back to "a pump-an and a sweat-an" on your sister.Yeah, you were, you little twerp. I'd 'splain it to you, but I realize you can't teach anything to stupid people like yourself. I'm no jackass whisperer.
No panties, Bub, down here we go commando. Other than the sperm-soaked panties that you wear everyday after beating off in them, when was the last time you actually saw a pair on a woman? Been awhile, huh?
TeamCommando
02-13-21, 17:35
The fact that you know about that video is just creepy, I can just see you in your little princess outfit dancing around.It's a Disney movie, dipshit. Nothing creepy about it. The fact that you think it is tells me two things about you. You're a pervert and you never had any children. The second one is obvious because no woman would have sex with a ding-dong like you unless you were paying for it. Since you don't post any reviews, you aren't even getting any hooker pussy. QED, no sex, no children.
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 20:27
Yeah, you were, you little twerp. I really wasn't, if I was I'd admit it, especially since I know it pisses you off.
I'd 'splain it to you, but I realize you can't teach anything to stupid people like yourself. Lucy, you got some splainin to do.
I'm no jackass whisperer.But you are a dick whisperer.
No panties, Bub, down here we go commando. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Other than the sperm-soaked panties that you wear everyday after beating off in them, when was the last time you actually saw a pair on a woman? Been awhile, huh?A year, fucking China.
HeadsUp313
02-13-21, 20:31
It's a Disney movie, dipshit. OK princess, go back to watching your Disney movie.
TeamCommando
02-13-21, 21:06
I really wasn't, if I was I'd admit it, especially since I know it pisses you off.LMAO. You think you piss me off? That's the funniest thing you've said yet. Your weak ass diatribes and childish come backs don't even raise my heartbeat. You're more like an annoying gnat or a fly since they like to eat shit. Have another helping. Your welcome.
You're nothing but a trifle. An amusement.
Other than the sperm-soaked panties that you wear everyday after beating off in them, when was the last time you actually saw a pair on a woman? Been awhile, huh?
A year, fucking China.Wait wait watt. Are you telling me, that you are on here beating your chest, thinking you are some bad ass from shithole Detroit, meanwhile you haven't mongered in a year, a mother fucking year, because you are pussy scared of Covid19? Dude I swear you're one of those Detroit crack babies. What is your malfunction Pyle? GTFO back to Detroit.
BTW, I didn't know Obama flip phones had web access?
TeamCommando
02-14-21, 01:03
Wait wait watt. Are you telling me, that you are on here beating your chest, thinking you are some bad ass from shithole Detroit, meanwhile you haven't mongered in a year, a mother fucking year, because you are pussy scared of Covid19? Dude I swear you're one of those Detroit crack babies. What is your malfunction Pyle? GTFO back to Detroit.
BTW, I didn't know Obama flip phones had web access?LMFAO. You nailed it. Not to be argumentative, but HeadsUpUrAss313 only admitted that he hadn't seen panties on a woman in a year. That could have been him just perving on an escalator at the mall, doing one of those sneaky up-the-skirt-tricks, or a hidden camera in the ladies room. I suspect its been alot longer than a year since that dickweed's even gotten close enough to see a naked pussy let alone touch one. I think all his mongering experience is from watching CrackWhoreConfessions.
HeadsUp313
02-14-21, 10:42
LMAO. You think you piss me off? That's the funniest thing you've said yet. Your weak ass diatribes and childish come backs don't even raise my heartbeat. You're more like an annoying gnat or a fly since they like to eat shit. Have another helping. Your welcome.
You're nothing but a trifle. An amusement.You know I struck a nerve with your trailer park living ass, I bet you don't even have a double wide trailer.
HeadsUp313
02-14-21, 10:52
Wait wait watt. Are you telling me, that you are on here beating your chest, thinking you are some bad ass from shithole Detroit, meanwhile you haven't mongered in a year, a mother fucking year, because you are pussy scared of Covid19? Dude I swear you're one of those Detroit crack babies. What is your malfunction Pyle? GTFO back to Detroit.
BTW, I didn't know Obama flip phones had web access?I went from picking up a SW 3 or 4 times a week (and a stripper and or escort here and there) to zero, I'm just as upset as you are. The only upside to this is I've saved a lot of money not renting pussy. I take Covid19 very seriously, I'm sure I'm not the only one.
And for the 9th time I'm not from that shit-hole Detroit you dumb fucking douche nozzle.
HeadsUp313
02-14-21, 10:54
LMFAO. You nailed it. Not to be argumentative, but HeadsUpUrAss313 only admitted that he hadn't seen panties on a woman in a year. That could have been him just perving on an escalator at the mall, doing one of those sneaky up-the-skirt-tricks, or a hidden camera in the ladies room. I suspect its been alot longer than a year since that dickweed's even gotten close enough to see a naked pussy let alone touch one. I think all his mongering experience is from watching CrackWhoreConfessions.Link please.
BradentonBob
02-14-21, 11:02
Link please.www.google.com
Amazing site, try it someday.
TeamCommando
02-14-21, 11:19
You know I struck a nerve with your trailer park living ass, I bet you don't even have a double wide trailer.Don't flatter yourself. I actually don't care a thing about you or your unintelligent sputtering. You're vapid remarks are trivial. You're like a funny little insect that gives me a chuckle with your antics. I know your ego makes you think that you are superior but you are at the bottom of the food chain and you don't even realize it. Worms eat dirt. Birds eat worms. Man eats birds. Eat some more dirt so you can fatten up the birds for the rest of us. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt that you are a homo sapien, but in your case the sapien was truncated with the removal of the "ien".
HeadsUp313
02-14-21, 13:54
www.google.com
Amazing site, try it someday.I was being sarcastic you dumb inbred trailer park hillbilly. Even someone as dumb as TeamCommando was able to read in between the lines on that one.
HeadsUp313
02-14-21, 14:01
Don't flatter yourself. I actually don't care a thing about you or your unintelligent sputtering. You're vapid remarks are trivial. You're like a funny little insect that gives me a chuckle with your antics. I know your ego makes you think that you are superior but you are at the bottom of the food chain and you don't even realize it. Worms eat dirt. Birds eat worms. Man eats birds. Eat some more dirt so you can fatten up the birds for the rest of us. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt that you are a homo sapien, but in your case the sapien was truncated with the removal of the "ien".And yet you follow me 1,200 miles 3 or 4 times a day to Detroit just to smell my balls dragging across your face in the Detroit fight thread. Whatever stalker.
HeadsUp313
02-14-21, 14:08
www.google.com
Amazing site, try it someday.I admit I'm king of kicking ass in the fight threads, but you're king of the one sentence posts. Do you do that shit just to run your post count up? You have over 700 posts of nothing.
TeamCommando
02-14-21, 14:55
I admit I'm king of kicking ass in the fight threads, but you're king of the one sentence posts. Do you do that shit just to run your post count up? You have over 700 posts of nothing.
Link please.
You know I struck a nerve with your trailer park living ass, I bet you don't even have a double wide trailer.
OK princess, go back to watching your Disney movie.
The fact that you know about that video is just creepy, I can just see you in your little princess outfit dancing around.
You got me with that one (rolling eyes).
That's Flint not Detroit you cum-guzzler.
Can you back this statement up in anyway?
I didn't know that, I'll work on something else.
Sorry, I was in my zone.
Yeah I bet you have 10-4 good buddy a bunch of times.
Why do you inbred hillbillies from the South hate us Northerners so much?
You know you love the smell of my sweaty balls.
Just stay off the fight thread with your crying ass.
Someone should get Skiper a digital towel to wipe the digital cum off his face.
You guys ever notice that Tampa and Tampon are so close in spelling.
Even if it's a one in a million chance it's just not worth the risk, it can be a small world.
Looks like someones mad, would it helped if I dragged my nut-sack across you face?
Because I'm not all bad, here is a big box of tampons for all you littlebitch Tampa mongers to stop the bleeding from the ass pounding I just gave you.
Now that I did some light stretching who wants to be the next littlebitch to get a Ike Turner smack down and put out on the track?
Look who wants to join the center of Tampa circle jerk party, Brasky you just came running in here with your hand up didn't you.
Chase Star, your just another littlebitch who's pussy gets a 7 day itch because he doesn't like the words on a computer screen.
Maybe if you get some free time from licking homeless dudes asshole you could help me with it?
Do you always blow the admin with posts like this?
You don't even know what happened there you old ass milkshake.
These posts are lame, take your dumb shit to the review threads.
You two dummies need to buy a map.
Looks like it's a 3-way.
Looks like you got a new BF, why don't you two get a room.
The only thing you murdered was the shine on my rims when you polished them at the car wash, you know what I sayn.
Your review sucks ass.
Preach brother, preach.
I agree, plus one!
Do you two have these conversations while spooning each other?
HeeJunk, you're such a littlebitch.
I was just joking about the casual discussion.
BS, point that post out to me.
And you suffer from hemorrhoids from you BBC boyfriend ass fucking you all the time.
Fucking stalker, you love the taste of my man gravy so much you had to follow me home.
You guys are really fucking up the fight thread with your casual discussion.
Same Jack-off that has 750 posts of nothing.
How Dare You, You Sir Just Crossed The Line!!!
GuyDetroit, I'll take your silence as I did the right thing, you're welcome.
Admit it, you love reading this thread.
You stand in the parking lot next to the car wash drying off cars and selling loosies, that's not owning a business.
Then grow some balls and move on to the next hooker, stop begging like a dog for hookers to take you money.
You're coming off like a littlebitch.
Read his first 10 or 20 posts (before he started trolling), he was an dumbass from day one.
Not true, SmoothToby is my favorite kick-toy.
And here they come.
And how many black men did Biden and Harris put in jail?
He is one dumb motherfucker.
I can just see SmoothToby picking up a hooker and paying her extra to put on a Trump mask and peg him.
Anyone seen SmoothDriver, I heard he got locked up for not paying his baby-mamas support?
You and the rest of your 40 dollar homeboys are a fucking jokes, or should I say broke ass jokes.
Toby, no one believes you're white.
Hey, bring your shine box up to the car wash tomorrow, after you shine my rims you can shine my shoes.
Yes I do think so.
Not if you run him off first by calling him a fake scammer.
Hey Somoothy, is the car wash open today I you to shine my rims?
Trump didn't want to shut shit down you dumb-fuck, it was the democrats that pushed to shut everything down, and it's Michigan's democrat governor that shut the SC down again.Yeah, Queenie, you really nailed BradentonBob on his one sentence posts. Sometimes you even have 2 or 3 short sentence posts to inflate your post count.
TeamCommando
02-14-21, 15:10
And yet you follow me 1,200 miles 3 or 4 times a day to Detroit just to smell my balls dragging across your face in the Detroit fight thread. Whatever stalker.Even a puddin' head like you must see the irony in you even saying this, right? I'm not familiar with any ball dragging in the MotorCity Mayhem thread except from seeing you getting slammed to the ground and sliding your tiny little balls like when a dog squats to wipe its ass. They also lick their own ass to clean it. You're probably familiar with that as well, since you are lapping up your own excrement so often on both fight threads.
Anyway, you're good for a laugh or two. Everyone loves the village idiot. Luckily, just like you, he is not self-aware of his own diminished mental capacity so he just continues blissfully mumbling nonsense to everyone's delight.
Yeah, we ARE laughing at you. It really does take a village, idiot.
Even a puddin' head like you must see the irony in you even saying this, right? I'm not familiar with any ball dragging in the MotorCity Mayhem thread except from seeing you getting slammed to the ground and sliding your tiny little balls like when a dog squats to wipe its ass. They also lick their own ass to clean it. You're probably familiar with that as well, since you are lapping up your own excrement so often on both fight threads.
Anyway, you're good for a laugh or two. Everyone loves the village idiot. Luckily, just like you, he is not self-aware of his own diminished mental capacity so he just continues blissfully mumbling nonsense to everyone's delight.
Yeah, we ARE laughing at you. It really does take a village, idiot.With all the homoerotic diatribes Headuphisass313 is always mentioning, should we rename this thread Headsup coming out of the closet? I'm seriously questioning his heterosexuality with how often he seems to say he wants to teabag all these dudes. If he were any deeper in the closet, he would have found Narnia by now.
Smitty Qbert
02-14-21, 21:34
That's Flint not Detroit you cum-guzzler.Is there really a difference? Both are shitholes.
Smitty Qbert
02-14-21, 21:36
LMFAO. You nailed it. Not to be argumentative, but HeadsUpUrAss313 only admitted that he hadn't seen panties on a woman in a year. That could have been him just perving on an escalator at the mall, doing one of those sneaky up-the-skirt-tricks, or a hidden camera in the ladies room. I suspect its been alot longer than a year since that dickweed's even gotten close enough to see a naked pussy let alone touch one. I think all his mongering experience is from watching CrackWhoreConfessions.Don't forget he knows a dude that likes to get a train from fellow guys. He said he has his phone number.
RookieMonger
02-14-21, 21:39
With all the homoerotic diatribes Headuphisass313 is always mentioning, should we rename this thread Headsup coming out of the closet? I'm seriously questioning his heterosexuality with how often he seems to say he wants to teabag all these dudes. If he were any deeper in the closet, he would have found Narnia by now.Lmfao! Dude doesn't just have a few skeletons in his closet! He's got a whole damn graveyard!!
Def noticed the same thing.
Smitty Qbert
02-14-21, 21:40
I admit I'm king of kicking ass in the fight threads, but you're king of the one sentence posts. Do you do that shit just to run your post count up? You have over 700 posts of nothing.Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.
Hey Pyle, hookers in Grand Theft Auto don't count. Are you a monger or a neck beard sitting in your mom's basement playing World of Warcraft waiting on your JG Wentworth check? I swear your IQ is 20 points below retarded. I don't care if you're from Detroit or Pontiac or Auburn Hills or Kalamazoo. You're a fucking crack head. GTFO back to Detroit.
BTW. I realize some brothers are taking a monger hiatus or sabbatical, that means break Pyle, due to Covid19. I don't hate on them for doing so; everyone has their own risk assessment for their health. However, they're not on here crowing like granny's rooster like you. You are more like a clucking chicken.
I went from picking up a SW 3 or 4 times a week (and a stripper and or escort here and there) to zero, I'm just as upset as you are. The only upside to this is I've saved a lot of money not renting pussy. I take Covid19 very seriously, I'm sure I'm not the only one.
And for the 9th time I'm not from that shit-hole Detroit you dumb fucking douche nozzle.
Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.His legendary only in his mind comebacks are more like licking ass than kicking.
HeadsUp313
02-16-21, 01:32
His legendary only in his mind comebacks are more like licking ass than kicking.
Hey Pyle, hookers in Grand Theft Auto don't count. Are you a monger or a neck beard sitting in your mom's basement playing World of Warcraft waiting on your JG Wentworth check? I swear your IQ is 20 points below retarded. I don't care if you're from Detroit or Pontiac or Auburn Hills or Kalamazoo. You're a fucking crack head. GTFO back to Detroit.
BTW. I realize some brothers are taking a monger hiatus or sabbatical, that means break Pyle, due to Covid19. I don't hate on them for doing so; everyone has their own risk assessment for their health. However, they're not on here crowing like granny's rooster like you. You are more like a clucking chicken.
Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.
Lmfao! Dude doesn't just have a few skeletons in his closet! He's got a whole damn graveyard!!
Def noticed the same thing.
Even a puddin' head like you must see the irony in you even saying this, right? I'm not familiar with any ball dragging in the MotorCity Mayhem thread except from seeing you getting slammed to the ground and sliding your tiny little balls like when a dog squats to wipe its ass. They also lick their own ass to clean it. You're probably familiar with that as well, since you are lapping up your own excrement so often on both fight threads.
Anyway, you're good for a laugh or two. Everyone loves the village idiot. Luckily, just like you, he is not self-aware of his own diminished mental capacity so he just continues blissfully mumbling nonsense to everyone's delight.
Yeah, we ARE laughing at you. It really does take a village, idiot.Look at the Tampa Jizz Guzzler club coming out of the woodwork.
Look at the Tampa Jizz Guzzler club coming out of the woodwork.Take a f'and siesta. This is getting old and your responses only evidence your lack of functioning neurons. I know it's cold and lonely in your mom's basement but give everyone an f'and break.
Smitty Qbert
02-16-21, 23:43
Look at the Tampa Jizz Guzzler club coming out of the woodwork.Yawn, yawn, and another yawn to make it able to post.
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 20:16
Take a f'and siesta. This is getting old and your responses only evidence your lack of functioning neurons. I know it's cold and lonely in your mom's basement but give everyone an f'and break.And yet you still have to run your man-pleaser. Just can't stay out of my fight thread can you.
I'll make you a deal Mitch1965. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my cock out of your mom.
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 20:28
Yawn, yawn, and another yawn to make it able to post.Does your boyfriend get jealous when he hears about you blowing guys behind the dumpster at The Honey Pot?
Surprise surprise surprise. Hey Sgt Carter it's Pyle clucking like a fucking chicken again. Fucking crack head. I don't think that you've put your cock inside anything besides a homemade DIY pocket pussy you made from an old discarded International Male that you found in the dumpster you sleep behind when you're not getting ass raped by hobos.
Tell me Pyle. How many more dicks do you have to suck on Nebraska so you can fix your 1982 Honda Civic and go home?
And yet you still have to run your man-pleaser. Just can't stay out of my fight thread can you.
I'll make you a deal Mitch1965. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my cock out of your mom.
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 23:07
Seriously though, why are you so angry? Did a 300 lb Detroit hooker steal your flip phone, give you herpes and shit herself in your 1983 Honda Civic?.
Tell me Pyle. How many more dicks do you have to suck on Nebraska so you can fix your 1982 Honda Civic and go home?It's an 81 you inbred hillbilly cum guzzler. You really need to stop licking homeless dudes assholes while you're posting so you don't make so many typos..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osCJbaR779o
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 23:13
200 for 1/2 hr?
Can I ask what it is about her that interest you? Not judging. Just curious.Why bother asking, she's not your type, she doesn't have a dick.
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 23:22
I don't know why, but I really want to fuck this chic. Maybe it's the pink hair and slutty rugged hooker look, like Taylor IDK. Anyone do more than a BJ with Gigi? Thanks!I bet it's because she looks like a man with tits.
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 23:30
On Saturday about 5 pm, there was a black spinner, short, about 5' or so, long fake pink wig walking on MLK near the hospital towards the stadium. Had that walker stripper strut and dressed accordingly. Seemed odd, but she was walking fast, not stuck in one spot. Had the kid with me, or else I'd have tried to get a closer look.Why in the hell are you driving around in that area with your kid in the car? Fucking father of the year. What a dumb-ass.
How many of you guys would do this?
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 23:35
Appreciate the review. I've been eyeing this one for a while. However, I have to ask, how do you guys DATY after a monger just left the room? Don't get me wrong, I love it but when it comes to providers that I'll DATY, I'm extremely picky and they must be freshly showered, not too stoned, etc. I read reviews of guys picking up SWs and DATY -- I just can't imagine it but to each his own!You will lick a homeless dudes ass clean but you act all grossed out when it comes to eating pussy?
Pyle that's bold talk for a one eye'd crackhead. Seriously though, you're boring with your two insults of either hillbilly's or someone is a homo. You remind of me of two middle school kids going, you're a fag man. No man you're a fag! Rinse and repeat. Your problem is no one has ever thrown you an old fashioned blanket party.
The big bad man from rough and tough Detroit who is pussy scared of getting Covid19. Hey man shouldn't you use your community computer time at the homeless shelter to buy a bus ticket home?
It's an 81 you inbred hillbilly cum guzzler. You really need to stop licking homeless dudes assholes while you're posting so you don't make so many typos..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osCJbaR779o
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 23:46
Saw this one today, in a mid rate hotel just off 75 and I am glad I did, will most likely become my current ATF. 1. 5 for HH, with 2 pops. Enjoyed DT with FIA, licked the taint, boys and butthole also. First pop was RCG BBCIP, 2nd pop was BB doggy CIA. Tiny little spinner and definitely her in the pics.
https://callescort.org/727-351-3936If the provider had "boys" (balls) then she was a man baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 23:53
Go for it! We all have our thing. You're right about the look. Taylor is probably similar.Yeah, and your "thing" is getting fisted by homeless dudes with big hands.
HeadsUp313
02-17-21, 23:55
Yeah, Queenie, you really nailed BradentonBob on his one sentence posts. Sometimes you even have 2 or 3 short sentence posts to inflate your post count.Yeah I made his bitchass squeal like a pig with that one sentence posts.
If I posted a full paragraph you dumb ass inbred hillbilly's would take a week to read it so I keep it short and sweet for the Tampa jizz guzzlers.
Smitty Qbert
02-18-21, 00:27
Does your boyfriend get jealous when he hears about you blowing guys behind the dumpster at The Honey Pot?You the one with the phone number of a guy that likes to take it in the ass. And you talk about guys with boyfriends up in this place? Go get a tissue. You're dribbling, baby.
Smitty Qbert
02-18-21, 00:31
Why in the hell are you driving around in that area with your kid in the car? Fucking father of the year. What a dumb-ass.
How many of you guys would do this?Stadium. MLK. You may not have heard. There was a thing called Super Bowl played in the "Stadium" on MLK. You know. That big building where those guys that you like to watch their jockstraps play in.
And since you from Detroit. That area isn't a streetwalker area. I'll let you Google Map it.
Smitty Qbert
02-18-21, 00:35
You will lick a homeless dudes ass clean but you act all grossed out when it comes to eating pussy?
If the provider had "boys" (balls) then she was a man baby.
Yeah, and your "thing" is getting fisted by homeless dudes with big hands.
Yeah I made his bitchass squeal like a pig with that one sentence posts.
Why bother asking, she's not your type, she doesn't have a dick.
It's an 81 you inbred hillbilly cum guzzler. You really need to stop licking homeless dudes assholes while you're posting so you don't make so many typos..
Does your boyfriend get jealous when he hears about you blowing guys behind the dumpster at The Honey Pot?Lots of mentions of screwing dudes and dicks and such on your part.
Just saying. Amirite skippy?
TeamCommando
02-18-21, 11:13
There's also homosexuals content posted on Facebook and YouTube, doesn't mean it's allowed or welcome here. Every site has it's own TOS.Straight Outa Detroit. (yeah, pun intended).
TeamCommando
02-18-21, 11:38
Does your boyfriend get jealous when he hears about you blowing guys behind the dumpster at The Honey Pot?How does a triple mask wearing, double rubber, safety first, no girl action tourist from Detroit know the name of a gay club in Ybor City? Must be from personal experience. If you are gay, go ahead and own it. Unlike you, we don't judge here.
You do know that 9 times out of 10 it's a dude on the other side of the wall, right? That's the voice of experience talking right there.
God damn, another girl that I was fucking 20 years ago.You did say it's been 20 years ago since you fucked a girl.
Not true, I've had many of dancers ask me if I'd like to get some VIP action. I just tell them "I don't do anything inside the club." Or with girls, period.
I went from picking up a SW 3 or 4 times a week (and a stripper and or escort here and there) to zero, I'm just as upset as you are.
You never said that those SWs, strippers, and escorts were women.
You're more of a dumbcunt then my second wife.Male wife, right?
TeamCommando
02-18-21, 16:48
"Lighten up, Francis".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN-aXzpQUdw
TeamCommando
02-18-21, 17:22
Why in the hell are you driving around in that area with your kid in the car? Fucking father of the year. What a dumb-ass.
How many of you guys would do this?
Stadium. MLK. You may not have heard. There was a thing called Super Bowl played in the "Stadium" on MLK. You know. That big building where those guys that you like to watch their jockstraps play in.
And since you from Detroit. That area isn't a streetwalker area. I'll let you Google Map it.This is what happens when a know-it-all tourist decides to lecture locals. There's nothing wrong with being unfamiliar with an area because you've only visited twice in 20 years. It's another thing to act like you know more than someone who actually lives in the area.
In the South, we call that "showing your ass". In Detroit, they just say, "Oh, don't pay any attention to that JackAss, he's from Detroit".
How does a triple mask wearing, double rubber, safety first, no girl action tourist from Detroit know the name of a gay club in Ybor City? Must be from personal experience. If you are gay, go ahead and own it. Unlike you, we don't judge here.
That's the voice of experience talking right there.
You did say it's been 20 years ago since you fucked a girl.
Or with girls, period.
You never said that those SWs, strippers, and escorts were women.
Male wife, right?9 out of 10 times he is the dude on the other side of the wall. How else could he get those stretch marks around his lips?
Yeah, and your "thing" is getting fisted by homeless dudes with big hands.Once again the Cockheaduphisass coming out thread. You should really have the talk with your parents and let them know just how much you love the cock. I'm willing to bet you spend your summers running naked backwards through corn fields in the hopes of catching a cob in your ass. You're the type of guy who rides his bike with no seat but never stands to pedal.
Good one. Heads up probably ran his first glory hole in an ice fishing shanty!! However, I think he's a city kid and broke in his knee pads in a trap house. Fucking crackhead should go back to Detroit.
I'm willing to bet you spend your summers running naked backwards through corn fields in the hopes of catching a cob in your ass
HeadsUp313
02-19-21, 21:20
"Lighten up, Francis".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN-aXzpQUdwThat is a funny video clip, loved that move.
HeadsUp313
02-19-21, 23:08
Good one. Heads up probably ran his first glory hole in an ice fishing shanty!! However, I think he's a city kid and broke in his knee pads in a trap house. Fucking crackhead should go back to Detroit.I think I'll stay in Tampa for awhile, putting the smackdown on littlebittches like you is fun and easy.
HeadsUp313
02-19-21, 23:09
Once again the Cockheaduphisass coming out thread. You should really have the talk with your parents and let them know just how much you love the cock. I'm willing to bet you spend your summers running naked backwards through corn fields in the hopes of catching a cob in your ass. You're the type of guy who rides his bike with no seat but never stands to pedal.Man you got issues.
HeadsUp313
02-19-21, 23:16
How does a triple mask wearing, double rubber, safety first, no girl action tourist from Detroit know the name of a gay club in Ybor City? Must be from personal experience. If you are gay, go ahead and own it. Unlike you, we don't judge here.
That's the voice of experience talking right there.
You did say it's been 20 years ago since you fucked a girl.
Or with girls, period.
You never said that those SWs, strippers, and escorts were women.
Male wife, right?You really need to stop riding my coattails, all you're doing is copying me. I bet you're the guy in Detroit that made two accounts with a user name similar to mine. Admit it, you want to be just like me.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?11202-MotorCity-Mayhem&p=5216550&viewfull=1#post5216550
HeadsUp313
02-19-21, 23:22
Stadium. MLK. You may not have heard. There was a thing called Super Bowl played in the "Stadium" on MLK. You know. That big building where those guys that you like to watch their jockstraps play in.
And since you from Detroit. That area isn't a streetwalker area. I'll let you Google Map it.You're full of shit, you're just making excuses. You shouldn't put your kid in a situation like that. I was going to call you a shitty father but that wouldn't be fair, you're just a dumb inbred hillbilly that doesn't know any better.
HeadsUp313
02-19-21, 23:28
You the one with the phone number of a guy that likes to take it in the ass. And you talk about guys with boyfriends up in this place? Go get a tissue. You're dribbling, baby.I know a guy that's gay (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That), I figured a guy like you would like to meet that special someone.
HeadsUp313
02-19-21, 23:33
If you guys think I'm bad, read a few of this guys posts.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/search.php?searchid=7175183
Smack down? Hardly. You have 2 insults: you're a fag, and you're a hillbilly. Rinse and repeat. A crack head broken record in your mom's basement pussy scared of Covid19, hasnt seen a hooker in a year, if ever, and whose only grasp of Tampa landmarks are gay bars. Crack head doesn't understand that the Bucs Raymond James stadium, location of SB LV, is not the Neb stroll. You are like Sling Blade + Lenny Small + Forest Gump + Harry and Lloyd + the Chappelle crack head. Tell me about the rabbits George, tell me about the rabbits. I will let you google all those things and try to come back with something besides a lame tea bag comment. Go ahead. I'll wait.
I think I'll stay in Tampa for awhile, putting the smackdown on littlebittches like you is fun and easy.
Smitty Qbert
02-20-21, 00:06
You really need to stop riding my coattails, all you're doing is copying me. I bet you're the guy in Detroit that made two accounts with a user name similar to mine. Admit it, you want to be just like me.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?11202-MotorCity-Mayhem&p=5216550&viewfull=1#post5216550Considering you are now starting to copy posting memes on here. Like I started posting earlier this week. Enjoy.
Smitty Qbert
02-20-21, 00:07
You're full of shit, you're just making excuses. You shouldn't put your kid in a situation like that. I was going to call you a shitty father but that wouldn't be fair, you're just a dumb inbred hillbilly that doesn't know any better.Since you don't know the area on MLK just past the stadium, I'll excuse your stupidity.
Since you weren't anywhere near the SB activities, either at the Stadium or Riverwalk, I'll excuse your stupidity again.
Smitty Qbert
02-20-21, 00:09
I know a guy that's gay (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That), I figured a guy like you would like to meet that special someone.Considering you are posting a majority of your posts either talking about your gay train friend, or other related gay commentary, I think you've already met that special gay friend and just want to deflect.
Amirite tiny?
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 09:44
I know a guy that's gay (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That), I figured a guy like you would like to meet that special someone.So now you want to be a gay cuckold? Does your boyfriend know that you are trying to pimp him out? Do you just like to watch and jack off or do you prefer to get in on the action? Must be a Detroit thing. To each his own but you're not going to find anyone here taking you up on that offer. We like our skinny, tatted up little dope girls in Tampa.
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 09:45
If you guys think I'm bad, read a few of this guys posts.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/search.php?searchid=7175183 Do we think you are bad, not even close. Sad, for sure.
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 09:53
You really need to stop riding my coattails, all you're doing is copying me. I bet you're the guy in Detroit that made two accounts with a user name similar to mine. Admit it, you want to be just like me.You're narcissism is showing again. Better tuck that away before someone takes it away from you and thumps you with it.
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 10:20
I know you don't do any of your own research and rely on handouts from other guys so I thought I'd help you out. Whenever you finally man up enough to stop being pussy-whipped by COVID, MzButterflybooty is perfect for you. She's way convenient for you in Southfield. Plus, she also takes COVID seriously. "DUE TO THE COVID-19 VIRUS THAT'S GOING AROUND I WILL ONLY SEE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PEOPLE PLEASE NO LOW BALLERS". Now, I know that no low-ballers restriction is going to hurt your chances because you are a cheap shit, but she doesn't restrict "no-ballers" so you should be good to go if you throw an extra buck or two her way. Who knows, you may find love there and change her last name to MzHeadsUpUrAss313. Oh, you might want to get at that quick, because she posted a picture of your boyfriend nailing her already. Bonus points. She has toys to use on you, too. Double bonus points. She has a couple of extra phones she can lend you to replace that Obama-era flip phone of yours. No need to thank me, I'm just trying to help you out so you can quit crying yourself to sleep every night. Now, run along back to Detroit.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/58949949/5102393315
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 10:25
Since you don't know the area on MLK just past the stadium, I'll excuse your stupidity.
Since you weren't anywhere near the SB activities, either at the Stadium or Riverwalk, I'll excuse your stupidity again.
You're full of shit, you're just making excuses. You shouldn't put your kid in a situation like that. I was going to call you a shitty father but that wouldn't be fair, you're just a dumb inbred hillbilly that doesn't know any better.You are such a putz. Admit it. You were talking out your ass, again, because that's just what you do. SMFH.
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 11:01
I think I'll stay in Tampa for awhile, putting the smackdown on littlebittches like you is fun and easy.Actually, I haven't seen tiny little balls like yours smacked down so many times since they closed the Jai Alai fronton on Dale Mabry years ago. I read somewhere that the loudest primates have the smallest balls. You're a good case in point. I know it's been awhile since you've seen them below your fat gut hanging over your belt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYar0dkZ6v8
HeadUpUrAss313
02-20-21, 15:09
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HeadUpUrAss313
02-20-21, 15:12
I know you don't do any of your own research and rely on handouts from other guys so I thought I'd help you out. Whenever you finally man up enough to stop being pussy-whipped by COVID, MzButterflybooty is perfect for you. She's way convenient for you in Southfield. Plus, she also takes COVID seriously. "DUE TO THE COVID-19 VIRUS THAT'S GOING AROUND I WILL ONLY SEE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PEOPLE PLEASE NO LOW BALLERS". Now, I know that no low-ballers restriction is going to hurt your chances because you are a cheap shit, but she doesn't restrict "no-ballers" so you should be good to go if you throw an extra buck or two her way. Who knows, you may find love there and change her last name to MzHeadsUpUrAss313. Oh, you might want to get at that quick, because she posted a picture of your boyfriend nailing her already. Bonus points. She has toys to use on you, too. Double bonus points. She has a couple of extra phones she can lend you to replace that Obama-era flip phone of yours. No need to thank me, I'm just trying to help you out so you can quit crying yourself to sleep every night. Now, run along back to Detroit.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/58949949/5102393315Tampa's version of the self-enforcing six foot rule. Get too close and you bounce away.
Thanks for the image of you sucking toes, mando.
HeadUpUrAss313
02-20-21, 15:14
I think I'll stay in Tampa for awhile, putting the smackdown on littlebittches like you is fun and easy.I think I'll stay in Tampa for awhile, putting the smackdown on littlebittches like you is fun and easy.
HeadsUp313
02-20-21, 18:41
I think I'll stay in Tampa for awhile, putting the smackdown on littlebittches like you is fun and easy.Fucking wannabee.
HeadsUp313
02-20-21, 18:49
Actually, I haven't seen tiny little balls like yours smacked down so many times since they closed the Jai Alai fronton on Dale Mabry years ago. I read somewhere that the loudest primates have the smallest balls. You're a good case in point. I know it's been awhile since you've seen them below your fat gut hanging over your belt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYar0dkZ6v8You weren't complaining about my small balls when I T-bagged you on the Detroit fight thread the other day.
HeadsUp313
02-20-21, 18:51
You are such a putz. Admit it. You were talking out your ass, again, because that's just what you do. SMFH.I maybe a putz but Smitty Qbert is a shitty father for bringing his kid to the track.
HeadsUp313
02-20-21, 18:57
Smack down? Hardly. You have 2 insults: you're a fag, and you're a hillbilly. Rinse and repeat. A crack head broken record in your mom's basement pussy scared of Covid19, hasnt seen a hooker in a year, if ever, and whose only grasp of Tampa landmarks are gay bars. Crack head doesn't understand that the Bucs Raymond James stadium, location of SB LV, is not the Neb stroll. You are like Sling Blade + Lenny Small + Forest Gump + Harry and Lloyd + the Chappelle crack head. Tell me about the rabbits George, tell me about the rabbits. I will let you google all those things and try to come back with something besides a lame tea bag comment. Go ahead. I'll wait.I'll make you a deal Brasky. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my big fat cock out of your mom.
Smitty Qbert
02-20-21, 19:11
You weren't complaining about my small balls when I T-bagged you on the Detroit fight thread the other day.Another post of him wanting to screw guys.
Smitty Qbert
02-20-21, 19:13
I maybe a putz but Smitty Qbert is a shitty father for bringing his kid to the track.Yawn. I guess the parrot repeating is all you can do. Although having my kid around in the car is still better than your dad pretending you the mom each night as you grew up.
Smitty Qbert
02-20-21, 19:16
I'll make you a deal Brasky. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my big fat cock out of your mom.Now this is sad. Rehashing the almost same word for word post. Although now you are embellishing. Now its a big fat cock. LOL.
....... I'll make you a deal Mitch1965. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my cock out of your mom.
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 20:37
On Saturday about 5 pm, there was a black spinner, short, about 5' or so, long fake pink wig walking on MLK near the hospital towards the stadium. Had that walker stripper strut and dressed accordingly. Seemed odd, but she was walking fast, not stuck in one spot. Had the kid with me, or else I'd have tried to get a closer look.
I maybe a putz but Smitty Qbert is a shitty father for bringing his kid to the track.You should take your own advice and buy a map. Maybe English is a second language for you so we should give you a break. Or maybe you have a third grade reading comprehension level. You really want to call out a guy for driving by a children's hospital on the way to taking his kids to a Super Bowl celebration and noticing what looked like a street girl miles and miles away from any known SW stroll? The RJ stadium is not the Nebraska dog track (which is closed, BTW), you Dumbo. Even the peckerwoods around here are smarter than you.
Are you big enough of a man to apologize for being wrong or do you still wanna be a cowardly schoolyard bully who covers up his mistakes by yelling louder?
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 21:08
And yet you still have to run your man-pleaser. Just can't stay out of my fight thread can you.
I'll make you a deal Mitch1965. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my cock out of your mom.
I'll make you a deal Brasky. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my big fat cock out of your mom.You've used that one already, Nancy-boy.
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 21:13
You weren't complaining about my small balls when I T-bagged you on the Detroit fight thread the other day.Actually I missed that one, Chad. Was that before or after the Detroit crew kicked you in the jimmys?
TeamCommando
02-20-21, 22:29
I will let you google all those things and try to come back with something besides a lame tea bag comment. Go ahead. I'll wait.
You weren't complaining about my small balls when I T-bagged you on the Detroit fight thread the other day.And there it is. Nancy-boy's answer.
Hey Lenny!
A deal? Dude I don't think you have a cock, certainly not a big fat one. Either way you've never put it inside anyone or anything. Well, hell I don't know, maybe you made a pocket pussy with some Spam stuffed inside a toilet paper tube.
Are you back already from getting pegged by that 400 lb Detroit hooker TC posted? Did you go with the strap on or hand vibe pegging? Never mind, we know didn't see her because you're pussy afraid of leaving mommy's basement since Covid19 started. I didn't know Amazon Grocery and InstaCart accepted SNAP?
Did you get your Obama flip phone to load Google Maps and see the Med Center and Ray Jay stadium on MLK from Habana to Himes. Neither of which are nowhere near the Nebraska stroll? When you're in a hole, stop digging crack head. Please explain your geographic intimacy with gay bars in Ybor City, but not a giant sports complex with Ray Jay stadium and the Yankees spring training complex?
Lenny I swear you are retarded from getting butt fucked under the stairwell in the projects and banging your head on the wall. Go home crack head.
I'll make you a deal Brasky. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my big fat cock out of your mom.
Smitty Qbert
02-21-21, 00:58
You weren't complaining about my small balls when I T-bagged you on the Detroit fight thread the other day.Bolas pequeas! Ay chichi!
HeadsUp313
02-21-21, 21:47
Never mind, we know didn't see her because you're pussy afraid of leaving mommy's basement since Covid19 started. I didn't know Amazon Grocery and InstaCart accepted SNAP?They don't, but your mom did the other night when I picked her up on Nebraska. I only had $13.87 left on it but told her there was more so she might be pissed at me the next time I pick her up.
HeadsUp313
02-21-21, 21:50
Actually I missed that one, Chad. Was that before or after the Detroit crew kicked you in the jimmys?After, remember you said you wanted to make daddy feel better and then dropped to your knees.
HeadsUp313
02-21-21, 21:56
Yawn. I guess the parrot repeating is all you can do. Although having my kid around in the car is still better than your dad pretending you the mom each night as you grew up.Tell that to CPS when they show up at your trailer, I'm sure you taking your kid to the track isn't the only shitty father thing you have done.
HeadsUp313
02-21-21, 22:07
I've been getting a lot of PM's asking about me and my bitches so here's a pic.
Lenny give it up. This fight was TKO when you admitted to being a basement hiding covid pussy. The fat lady is already singing and in this case she is a 400 lb Detroit hooker with a pegging fetish. Boy you are all hat and no cattle; or in crack head speak, you are all talk and no rock. All rust no rims. STFU and GTFO.
BTW, mom would slap the fuck out of you for being nonsensical jive talking Detroit crack head. Then fuck you in the ass with a 2 X4 with a rusty nail on the end. Capped off by a one way trip down a dead end road in a corn field with shallow hole.
They don't, but your mom did the other night when I picked her up on Nebraska. I only had $13.87 left on it but told her there was more so she might be pissed at me the next time I pick her up.
HeadsUp313
02-21-21, 22:18
www.google.com
Amazing site, try it someday.I just felt like bitchslaping you again since you're such a little pussy. You're nothing but a chicken shit coward, stay on the review threads where it's safe.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 12:04
Are you big enough of a man to apologize for being wrong or do you still wanna be a cowardly schoolyard bully who covers up his mistakes by yelling louder?
Tell that to CPS when they show up at your trailer, I'm sure you taking your kid to the track isn't the only shitty father thing you have done.So you decided to stick with being stuck on stupid. DCF (its not called CPS in Florida) is not showing up at anyone's house because they took their kid to a Super Bowl activity you moron. And I don't know why you keep bringing up this "track" business. If you think "track" is another word for "stroll" than you are way off base. You're even more dumb about this than usual. I guess if he had been at MOSI with the kid and noticed some tramp you'd say the same thing, right? Of course, you probably are as clueless about where that is as you are on the rest of Tampa geography.
BTW, I know you threw in that gratuitous crack about the trailer as an insult, but it's just another example of what a pompous, judgemental asshole you are. Real people in these parts care more about someone's character than they do the zip code or accomodations they live in. At least they can move. You, on the other hand, will still be a low life, deadbeat, dip shit, no matter where you are. So stick to Detroit where you fit in.
I just felt like bitchslaping you again since you're such a little pussy. You're nothing but a chicken shit coward, stay on the review threads where it's safe.Laughable at best. Just because you're a raging hormonal twat does not mean you are doing any slapping. We are all aware that the only reason you are here is due to the fact that you are so starved for attention that even all the negative reactions your particular brand of idiocy brings fills your needs. It most likely stems from a long suppressed memory of your naked uncle bouncing you on his lap, pretending you're on a bumpy road. That would also explain all the homoerotic commentary you post. I suggest you get a puppy. I would, however pity any animal that has to share a living space with you, as I am sure the poor thing would spend most of its days licking peanut butter off that sorry excuse you have for genitalia.
Smitty Qbert
02-22-21, 19:33
I've been getting a lot of PM's asking about me and my bitches so here's a pic.I'll give you props about posting your HS Prom picture. I'm sure you left out the part that after this picture was taken, the ladies took you to the bathroom under the guise of sex, kicked your ass, stole your Dollar Tree chain, and took your weed.
And I think with that picture, this confirms it. The only reason you came to Florida is you watched this movie too many times, and want to be a wannabe thug gang banger thinking you'd get hot girls. But alas, all you really want, per your posts, is screwing guys in the ass. Amirite skippy?
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 19:48
I just felt like bitchslaping you again since you're such a little pussy. You're nothing but a chicken shit coward, stay on the review threads where it's safe.What happened? Did you pass out drinking 1 too many 40's. That post was from over a week ago and you just now woke up to it?
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 20:10
I've been getting a lot of PM's asking about me and my bitches so here's a pic.Unlikely. Post just one of those PMs. And sending PMs to yourself from your other fake accounts does not count. If you got to lie to fluff your feathers, at least make it believable. We all know that the only PMs you get are hate mail and from other Nancy-boys looking to hook up with you.
I've been getting a lot of PM's asking about me and my bitches so here's a pic.If you resemble anything even remotely close to that photo, you would be Malibu's most laughed at. You're like a living, breathing pussy fart without the fun but all the smell. We all owe your dad a smack for not pulling out sooner.
HeadsUp is all hot air like a queef from a Detroit crack head pussy. His old man, who should have stayed home behind the dumpster and jerked off, was part of BBFS cream pie train on his crack head hooker mammy who was running a bare back special for food stamps and Taco Bell coupons.
If you resemble anything even remotely close to that photo, you would be Malibu's most laughed at. You're like a living, breathing pussy fart without the fun but all the smell. We all owe your dad a smack for not pulling out sooner.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 21:59
Lenny give it up. This fight was TKO when you admitted to being a basement hiding covid pussy. The fat lady is already singing and in this case she is a 400 lb Detroit hooker with a pegging fetish. Boy you are all hat and no cattle; or in crack head speak, you are all talk and no rock. All rust no rims. STFU and GTFO.
BTW, mom would slap the fuck out of you for being nonsensical jive talking Detroit crack head. Then fuck you in the ass with a 2 X4 with a rusty nail on the end. Capped off by a one way trip down a dead end road in a corn field with shallow hole.Your mother sounds like a classy lady.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:09
BTW, I know you threw in that gratuitous crack about the trailer as an insult, but it's just another example of what a pompous, judgemental asshole you are. Real people in these parts care more about someone's character than they do the zip code or accomodations they live in. At least they can move.Sure your inbred hillbilly trailer park trash ass can move, all you need is a 2" ball on your bumper to tow that piece of shit trailer on down the road.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 22:17
They don't, but your mom did the other night when I picked her up on Nebraska. I only had $13.87 left on it but told her there was more so she might be pissed at me the next time I pick her up.LMFAO. There you go again acting like you know something about something that you know nothing about. You only know the name Nebraska from reading about it on the SW thread or from watching Tiger King. The crack on Brasky aside, there is no way you've ever gotten any action on Nebraska.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:17
Laughable at best. Just because you're a raging hormonal twat does not mean you are doing any slapping. We are all aware that the only reason you are here is due to the fact that you are so starved for attention that even all the negative reactions your particular brand of idiocy brings fills your needs. It most likely stems from a long suppressed memory of your naked uncle bouncing you on his lap, pretending you're on a bumpy road. That would also explain all the homoerotic commentary you post. I suggest you get a puppy. I would, however pity any animal that has to share a living space with you, as I am sure the poor thing would spend most of its days licking peanut butter off that sorry excuse you have for genitalia.If you really believe that why are you replying to my posts? Something tells me you enjoy me "filling your needs" too by making you look like a used up 10 dollar hoe.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:22
I'll give you props about posting your HS Prom picture. I'm sure you left out the part that after this picture was taken, the ladies took you to the bathroom under the guise of sex, kicked your ass, stole your Dollar Tree chain, and took your weed.
And I think with that picture, this confirms it. The only reason you came to Florida is you watched this movie too many times, and want to be a wannabe thug gang banger thinking you'd get hot girls. But alas, all you really want, per your posts, is screwing guys in the ass. Amirite skippy?Let me guess, you wanted to be the fat chick in the pic and now your pussy-hurt.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 22:23
Sure your inbred hillbilly trailer park trash ass can move, all you need is a 2" ball on your bumper to tow that piece of shit trailer on down the road.Still can't man up to admitting you're wrong can you? You can't even get right what a park home looks like because, once again, you haven't got a clue. Every time you try to show how clever and smart you are, it just makes you look as dumb as a garden slug.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:24
What happened? Did you pass out drinking 1 too many 40's. That post was from over a week ago and you just now woke up to it?I know, he just ran off like such a litttlebitch after I put the smack-down on him I wanted to remind him he's a pussy-assbitch.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:26
Unlikely. Post just one of those PMs. And sending PMs to yourself from your other fake accounts does not count. If you got to lie to fluff your feathers, at least make it believable. We all know that the only PMs you get are hate mail and from other Nancy-boys looking to hook up with you.I'm telling you fuck-tard, those aren't my accounts.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 22:27
Your mother sounds like a classy lady.Jiminey Crickets! That's the most intelligent thing you have posted yet.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 22:35
I'm telling you fuck-tard, those aren't my accounts.There you go again. No one really cares that you have fake accounts so you can trade insults with yourself. You probably still have imaginary friends to keep you company, too.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:36
If you resemble anything even remotely close to that photo, you would be Malibu's most laughed at. You're like a living, breathing pussy fart without the fun but all the smell. We all owe your dad a smack for not pulling out sooner.Look who's all pussy-hurt with a 7 day itch because I forgot to include him in the picture.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:43
Still can't man up to admitting you're wrong can you? You can't even get right what a park home looks like because, once again, you haven't got a clue. Every time you try to show how clever and smart you are, it just makes you look as dumb as a garden slug.Garden slug? God damn you are old and stupid aren't you.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 22:44
If you really believe that why are you replying to my posts? Something tells me you enjoy me "filling your needs" too by making you look like a used up 10 dollar hoe.It's 10 dollar "ho" not "hoe". You can't even get the patois right.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:48
Jiminey Crickets! That's the most intelligent thing you have posted yet.Jiminey Crickets, garden slug, what's next, maybe you will call me a Cad.
What a fucking milkshake you are.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 22:49
Garden slug? God damn you are old and stupid aren't you.No, I'm actually pretty young, smart, and good looking compared to you. But that's really not that difficult considering you're the baseline.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:50
There you go again. No one really cares that you have fake accounts so you can trade insults with yourself. You probably still have imaginary friends to keep you company, too.How will I ever come back from that one (rolling eyes).
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:52
It's 10 dollar "ho" not "hoe". You can't even get the patois right.https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2410%20hoe
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 22:53
No, I'm actually pretty young, smart, and good looking compared to you. But that's really not that difficult considering you're the baseline.Another dumb comeback.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 22:53
Jiminey Crickets, garden slug, what's next, maybe you will call me a Cad.
What a fucking milkshake you are.I would never call you a cad. That would require that there be a women involved. You ain't got any in your life, so it would be an inappropriate disapprobation to apply to you.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 23:00
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2410%20hoeROFLMFAO. You really want to quote from the on line urban dicktionary to me as if that's gospel? Good, Gawd. That is hilarious. Man-o-man. Thanks for the laugh. You really got me with that one. Yeah, you some kinda Detroit gangsta, my man. All street smart and sheet.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 23:03
I would never call you a cad. That would require that there be a women involved. You ain't got any in your life, so it would be an inappropriate disapprobation to apply to you.I Googled "old insults" and cad was the only one I ever heard of. That fact that you know the correct definition proves you're old as fuck.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 23:04
ROFLMFAO. You really want to quote from the on line urban dicktionary to me as if that's gospel? Good, Gawd. That is hilarious. Man-o-man. Thanks for the laugh. You really got me with that one. Yeah, you some kinda Detroit gangsta, my man. All street smart and sheet.I just wanted to prove you wrong, again!
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 23:12
I Googled "old insults" and cad was the only one I ever heard of. That fact that you know the correct definition proves you're old as fuck.No, it just proves you can't think fast enough on your own and got to use Mr. Google as a crutch. Better keep up or that chip on your shoulder is going to fall off and break one of your tiny little bird bones.
First class and no tolerance for dumpster baby crack heads like you. More hot air from queef boy.
Your mother sounds like a classy lady.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 23:28
I just wanted to prove you wrong, again!I'm sure the irony of your inability to admit you are wrong on that "track" thing while straining to prove me wrong on something is completely beyond your ken. But I'll give you credit for continuing to step up to the plate just to strike out again.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 23:36
Skiper
Chase Star
Tonto Monger
Brasky
Tattoo47
Buster Hymen
QuienEstaElla
Mitch1965
TeamCommand
Brasky
Rookiemonger
Smitty Qbert
Reaper400
BootyHolic71
NevauMind
ImForHead
Tattoo47
Pussylicker2
Lotsoffun201
LA1215
BradentonBob
Well out of the 20 something chicken shit mother fuckers that opened their man-pleasers in this thread only 4 of them are still around licking the sweat off my balls. And the biggest pussy of them all (Carlanga, the one that started all this) NEVER even had the balls to step in the ring.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 23:37
I'm sure the irony of your inability to admit you are wrong on that "track" thing while straining to prove me wrong on something is completely beyond your ken. But I'll give you credit for continuing to step up to the plate just to strike out again.You can defend you friend all you want, the fact is he's a shitty father.
HeadsUp313
02-22-21, 23:40
No, it just proves you can't think fast enough on your own and got to use Mr. Google as a crutch. Better keep up or that chip on your shoulder is going to fall off and break one of your tiny little bird bones.Can't think fast? I just fired off like 100 post in ten minutes kicking your ass. Also I wasn't born in 1920 like you so I don't know that real old school stuff.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 23:41
Skiper
Chase Star
Tonto Monger
Brasky
Tattoo47
Buster Hymen
QuienEstaElla
Mitch1965
TeamCommand
Brasky
Rookiemonger
Smitty Qbert
Reaper400
BootyHolic71
NevauMind
ImForHead
Tattoo47
Pussylicker2
Lotsoffun201
LA1215
BradentonBob
Well out of the 20 something chicken shit mother fuckers that opened their man-pleasers in this thread only 4 of them are still around licking the sweat off my balls. And the biggest pussy of them all (Carlanga, the one that started all this) NEVER even had the balls to step in the ring.You mispelled my user name, DipStick. Damn, Son, you can't even get the simplest things right, can you, Boy.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 23:48
Can't think fast? I just fired off like 100 post in ten minutes kicking your ass. Also I wasn't born in 1920 like you so I don't know that real old school stuff.Better go back to school for the 3 "R's". Not even close. I know you are still butt hurt ever since the fat girl you crushed on that sat next to you in Home Economics cut your lip with her braces when you swooped in unexpectedly and never even let you get some stink finger, but you really need to step up your game. You're embarrassing yourself.
TeamCommando
02-22-21, 23:55
Can't think fast? I just fired off like 100 post in ten minutes kicking your ass. Also I wasn't born in 1920 like you so I don't know that real old school stuff.You don't know any Gen X, Z, or Millenial, either. So what's the difference. No reason to be embarrassed about being slow, I'm sure there's some others in your group home with learning disabilities. I'm just surprised your care giver let's you stay up this late. Do you still get milk and cookies before you go nighty-night?
TeamCommando
02-23-21, 00:13
You can defend you friend all you want, the fact is he's a shitty father.I'm not defending anyone and I don't even really know that guy. But I do recognize a punk like you who's way too big for his britches. I am calling you out for running your mouth off and deliberately mischaracterizing a perfectly innocent event as something it wasn't just so you would have something to carp about. You actually pulled that guy's post into the fight thread so you could get away with BS for no other reason than to be able to shoot your mouth off like the bully you are and have proven repeatedly. So, this is not about him. It's about you, little man. You come in here braying like a donkey, struttin' like a cock, and thinking you are going to impress us. Not a chance.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gROO7xSTxfY
TeamCommando
02-23-21, 00:30
Well out of the 20 something chicken shit mother fuckers that opened their man-pleasers in this thread only 4 of them are still around licking the sweat off my balls. And the biggest pussy of them all (Carlanga, the one that started all this) NEVER even had the balls to step in the ring.And you still think this is some kind of contest? You must be a Millenial thinking there's a prize for just showing up. No, Dude. There's no trophy to take home with your name on it. There are no bragging rights. There's no scoreboard. You don't even know what the game is. You are such a sad sack. Go suck your thumb.
Smitty Qbert
02-23-21, 01:03
LMFAO. There you go again acting like you know something about something that you know nothing about. You only know the name Nebraska from reading about it on the SW thread or from watching Tiger King. The crack on Brasky aside, there is no way you've ever gotten any action on Nebraska.Now now. Maybe he traveled to Nebraska to get that heffer of a boyfriend he likes to advertise his number for. That's probably the only action near a Nebraska.
Smitty Qbert
02-23-21, 01:04
Let me guess, you wanted to be the fat chick in the pic and now your pussy-hurt.That chick has bigger balls than you. So sure.
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