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Sam in St Louee
04-12-04, 03:17
Lynns:
There are a couple other girls there who are students, though they are the minority. Place does have very high turnover, not because of the students, but because Lynn is supposed to be a ***** to work for and working conditions there are terrible. Lots of girls come in from out of town. Local girls work mostly noon to midnight. Girls there other hours are traveling in and staying over.
Heard Lynn only sees people she has seen before, old clients. I've seen her in person, she is not that attractive, about 50, very blue collar butch looking. Has a lady mullet and a thick waist.
Lynn is not around as much since she opened the night club, called "Pepper's",it's just up the road a bit. Those of you familiar with Columbia know that her club is the historic Hayden House that has been shuttered many years and is now restored. She is there most of the time in the evening til closing.
To her credit, Lynn doesn't allow smoking in her place at all, the ladies go outdoors to smoke, but they still smell like it. 90-95% of hookers smoke. Pretty much have to get used to it or get a different hobby.
Erin = Pepper = Lynn's daughter. Heard the same rumor from another lady--that she has been working since uneraged. I also "reviewed" her as being so-so, a few messages back, nothing to write home about, certainly not a rip off though. Much better choices there.
Open 24 hours but don't go too late, not after 2am or so. You will have a much smaller choice. Let them sleep. Most of the local girls are gone by 11-midnight. Those girls there past that hour are the out of towners who have been up and working all day. They go lay down at night and if you ring the bell, you are getting them out of bed. From noon to midnight youcan have lineups of 12 or more.
Country Boy #3
04-14-04, 01:07
Does anybody remember Andie that used to work at Lynn's? She was a petite blond, early thirties. She quit Lynn early last year. I saw her a couple times last summer, but lost track of her.
If anybody remembers her PM me.
Was in town Sunday and stopped at Ms Teases which is where I often stop before going to Lynns. Girls tend to not be as attractive or plentiful ther, plus they tend to be pricer. All the girls charge the same at Lynns, so I haveonly stayed at Ms. Teases twice before, both times when the girl quoted FS price at or belwo Lynns. Last time was a bit different choose a young redhead named Bransi who recently came to town from California. She tols me a couple of inetersting things one that the palce will be moving soon to an as of yet undetermined location. Thye should keep the same phone number and she implied it may not be in Columbia. Secondly they are running a special where all the girls will do FS for the same price as Lynns. Stayed with her and had a good time although she is not a kisser.
Anything happening at Foxy's? I have not heard anything about Sunny in quite awhile. In fact this Columbia site has been quiet. Lets hear some stories. I don't get there all that often and I like to hear what I am missing!
Thanks.
Country Boy #3
05-09-04, 23:20
I stopped by Lynn's last night. Suzy and Katie were the only one's working. I wasn't that hard up so I went and checked out Ms Tease. There was one girl working there. Then I got to thinking about Sunny at Foxy's. I hadn't been to an AMP in probably three years, but after reading about her here I figured I would give her a try. Very nice BBBJ, then covered FS. Then off with the cover, and back to BJTCIM. Another $ well spent.
Love the Tits
05-10-04, 14:43
Anybody ever DATY with Sunny? I've never had that with her.
I know it's a staple with Fuji girls
She is a hell of a cocksucker, and an OK fuck.
Is Sunny slipping a bit in service/looks areas? Honest answers please...she's always been my first choice but I'm craving something a little extra special and different.
Fuji has a new chick as of 5/10/04. Any reports?
Had Kim from Tokyo last year and she's a good time, she still there?
Still looking for BBBJTC from someone other than Sunny (just looking for a change)
I'm coming down to Columbia in the next couple of weeks and will be loaded for action...recommendations on where to make a deposit?
What about the girls who place the ads in the paper doing incalls. Seem to be priced right but do you get value in looks and service?
Who offers the best deal?
Did the VIP Sauna thing once. Bad!
Did Seoul Sauna once. Nice looking chick provided FS, BBBJCIM but her and bitchy mamasan tried to upsell to no avail. Crappy place
Mr. Tease was a stop and go...biker blonde with lots of tats wanted way too much for services offered. Was not impressed so spent? elsewhere.
Lynn's seems too much like trailer trash and a wham bam kind of experience. Only stayed once, for big-titted hispanic who I new offered excellent BBBJTCIM or face. Decent expereince with her but that place seems all business and girls weren't very impressive.
I like Asian. Would like the 3-4 best options for my week there at end of month.
Feel free to PM me.
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Country boy 3,
Good to hear about Sunny. Haven't seen her in about 6 months. Is she getting her summer tan? She sure can suck a cock! Any other good Sunny stories out there? She never seemed to like to change positions much during FS, what did she do for you?
Thanks
410 and luvm,
Based on a recent visit Sunny is still, as beautiful, pleasant and skillful as ever- still at the top of her game, did some daty but she's not as receptive to that as Vicki or Kim- who is still at tokyo as far as I know. Sunny does have a nice tan without any spots missing. I have had some good experiences at the VIP since they changed though. Top 3 asian providers in town- no surprises- Vicki, Sunny, and Kim. If you need a fourth- Michelle at Fuji, Fodo at Vip.
What are the prices for lynns, and ms tease, thanks
What are the prices for lynns, and ms tease, thanks
Sam in St Louee
05-23-04, 21:32
Can offer advice on Lynns, I don't do AMP.
Lynns
House fee: $40 for either 25 or 40 minutes. YOu pput this in a little basket when requested.
Tip for full service: $80 for 25 or $100 for 40min. Goes to lady directly.
Sensual body and table shower: $20 with the same girl or a different one. Goes directly to the lady who gives yu the shower.
You can tip less on either time session but FS isnt guaranteed for less. The lady is not allowed to ask you for more than the above fees, if she does, complain to Lynn.
RM,
Recently Ms. Tease has been adverising in the paper a 1.2 all inclusive- i suspect it is the same basic 1.2 package you get at Lynns, I have not been there so I can't comment on the qualtity of sevice or the providers .
On a recent visit to VIP encoutered a new provider there named Candy who is really very good. Not quite to the Vicki/Sunny level but still quite good.
Virgin Fool
05-26-04, 01:13
Well, I'm no longer a virgin. Woohoo!
I went and saw Vicki today at Fuji's. She really showed me a great time. She gives a great massage. My only complaint is that the massage was almost too long.
My experience was just like most of you have described it. The shower before and after was a lot of fun. After a thorough massage while laying on my stomach she flipped me over. She sucked on my nipples and let me suck on hers. She licked around my ass and balls and then put on a condom for a CBJ. I did a little DATY and fingering, and she tasted great. After the CBJ, she climbed up on me for reverse cowgirl, followed by regular cowgirl, then doggy, then missionary. We then finished in regular cowgirl and she just kept bouncing up and down while i was cumming.
PM me for more details. Thanks for all the help guys. I think i might become a regular.
What days and times of day does Vickie work?
Virgin Fool
05-26-04, 23:16
She told me that she worked morning to midnight and has Sundays off.
Bonerfide,
As far as I can tell Vicky is off most sundays. The other times she has been gone when I have gone to Fuji seem to be a few random times that they said she had gone shopping for a short time or something like that.
It isnt a big deal for me, I love Vicky, she is the bomb, but the others are very good also, and a nice change.
Fuji's phone number is listed, if you wanted to call to check before you go, I do that sometimes.
Country Boy#3,
You're obviously that hard up if your having to go to three different houses, you can say what ya want about the services, but dont insult em like that, thats just wrong, I have enjoyed both Katie and Susie, and if you haven't then your definetly missing out with katie, and if your willing to get an uncovered BJ form any girl, your freakin nuts.
Country Boy #3
05-31-04, 00:03
Bruticus,
Opinons are like assholes, everybody's got one. It's okay for you to talk bad about Erin, but I can't give my opinon of Katie. I'm glad we don't like the same girls. I guess if you don't find what your looking for you go home with Rosie and her five sisters.
You have mis read what i wrote about Erin/Pepper i criticized her services, not her, its her and her mothers decision whether she starts this buss at 13 or 14, none of my concern, and yes opinions are like assholes, they usually get shit on.
Fun and Games
06-07-04, 20:47
Made a visit to Vicky at Fuji around 10:45 Saturday night. Got to see her right away and when I left about 12:15 I was a most happy and relaxed man. Just after I got there the place crowded up and it sounds like all three of us enjoyed ourselves ;).
Does anyone know anything about the ads in the paper--some advertising weekend specials for 60 and some 2 girl action as well. Any reports?
KC Questor
06-16-04, 03:52
Stopped off at Tokyo on Tuesday around 2:30. There was one other car in the lot, and I saw a truck pulling out of the lot as I pulled in.
I was greeted by a nice looking tall girl with very large fake breasts and cornrow/braided hair. I asked for the hour and she said "You want shower baby?" I said yes and she literally pulled me into the room. I gave her the $60 and she said "Get undressed baby" as she left. I put $100 on the table. Not a minute later the yanked me into the shower room and game me an extremely fast table shower. She didn't actually wash anything above my midsection (arms, chest, back...). A very quick towel dry and she dragged me back to the room.
She started in on the massage, but stopped about a hundred times. She answered the phone a couple of times, and even made a call--to her mother! She had to answer the door a few times; I heard her tell one guy that he would have to wait, or he could come back. I asked if she was there alone and she said "No, always two girls baby". She sure was busy, though.
At one point there was a scratching sound at the door and she stopped the massage to let a puppy into the room. She put down a towel for it and told it to stay, but it was only 8 weeks old (she said), and didn't like to sit for very long. It kind of wandered around the room, which was weird, but it gave me something to do when the girl was out of the room.
She was still massaging my back at 10 after 3, which surprised me considering how rushed she was, but she probably was only touching me for 15 minutes total. She said turn over and I was expecting at least a bit of a massage, but she said "What you want baby?". Against my better judgment I said "Everything" and she made the "money" motion with her fingers. I pointed to the table and she got up and took the money and left the room.
The rest of the session was just as bad as the first part. She got me hard with her hand and gave me a very cursory CBJ while standing. She lifted her leg onto the table to give me access to her pussy, but it was really mechanical. A few seconds later she climbed up into asian cowgirl and bounced a few times. "You come for me baby. OK, we do doggy." (the irony of doing doggy style while there was a puppy in the room watching me was the most delightful part of the afternoon). A couple minutes it was "You come yet baby?" and then she turned over into missionary position. But she said "You jerk off, I do show for you baby" and she started to rub herself and fake moan. It was awful. I finished myself off and she got up and left the room saying "I get you hot towel baby."
So I'm lying there on the table and the dog wants to go out, and he pushes the door open and all of a sudden I am naked in full view of anyone at the door. That's when I just get up and get dressed. As I am putting on my shoes she walks in with a washcloth. Perfect timing.
This session was the exact opposite of every AMP I have ever visited. Even my worst experiences were worlds apart from this one in overall atmosphere. I was there for 45 minutes, but it felt like 15. The girl was pretty, and her breasts were nice looking (but REALLY fake), but it was clear that she couldn't care less about me. Even the girl at the AMP in Montana who I mistook for the mamasan (and asked her to pick out a pretty girl for me) was more cordial than this one.
As I am leaving I say, "Oh, what is your name?". She is Kim (baby). I remember seeing a favorable report for her, but I can't imagine how that could be. I expected an early afternoon mid-week would be really quiet and laid back. Boy, was I wrong.
Sam,
I dropped by Lynn's Body Rubs about two weeks ago. I didn't know about them till I saw an ad in Night Shift, a local midwestern adult newspaper.
My experience on the price was exactly the way you informed people here. I did the whole thing including the shower, however, I chose a different girl for that. A nice teaser before getting with the one I wanted.
Lynn's is the best place in Columbia and the state of Missouri when it comes to price and selection. There's no doubt about that!
If you intend on traveling to Kansas, there is a cheaper place on price, but not the selection like Lynn's. Just look under Topeka and postings about "The Trailer." There is another place out in the same general area, but I haven't had the chance to review it yet.
Belated report was through Columbia about 3 weeks ago and stopped at Lynns. Picked a girl who i learned was rather new at the time. Seems her car had broken down in town and she did nto have the $1k+ needed to fix it, she had met one of the otehr girls from Lynn's who suggested she take a part time job there. I was the first guy she had actaully been with there. She had told me one other guy had picked her and offered her $500 for bare back anal which she would not do, he went back to select another a process that he repeated several times until he decied to pick no further. This could mean he found a taker for his offer or realsied that the service was unavailable. THe girl I pciked however was very enthusiastic and was the best time I ahve had at Lynn's in about a dozen visits. I gave her my business card and told her to call sometime since I do have business that takes me about 10 miles from her home town (not in Missouri) about twice a year- she acted like she may someday call. On the wayback through town five days later stopped again and asked if the girl was avaialble and she was not seems she had gotten the money she needed and left town. The other pickings there were not to my liking so decided to check out Miss Teases. last time I had been there had an OK expericen with an attractive redhead named Brandy. Stopped there and only the ownere was around and the palce had just been steam cleaned since they are moving out of there to either an yet to be determined location or else to become an out call only place.
Miss Tease did move, but not out of that building complex they are in. They moved down about one door to the right of the old place. Each time I've went in there, there's never been a girl to my liking. Most of them look like they belong on a street corner somewhere in St. Louis. Not my type! Lynn's is the best place in Columbia.
Iamslobbyist
06-24-04, 13:48
To add to the Vicki Sunny debate. In the last week I have seen both and will post my findings and let you decide. First Sunny:
I was driving through Columbia on my way to Colorado and on June 14th decided to visit Sunny at Foxy's Sauna. Very nice location with a privacy fence on one side and the side of a automative warehouse place on the other, so very private. One white car was in the parking lot, and this car was Sunny's.
I rang the bell and was greeted by a sexy asian with beautiful long black hair who introduced herself as Sunny. As soon as we got in the room she threw off her sun dress and was completely naked and began with the massage. Sunny has amazing hands. They are strong and soft at the same time. She gave one of the best massages I have ever received. She even knelt down at the end of the table and worked over my sore feet.
After the massage she crawled on the table and devoured my balls into her mouth. She has nice thick sexy lips, so this was a great visual. She then asked what I wanted and I said oral. I had her kneel down and she then started going down on me while I was standing up. I did not last long and blew some into her mouth and some on her breast. She looked up at me with cum coming out of the corner of her mouth and I thought she was pissed. She left the room and when she returned I gave her 80$ and was about to leave.
Before I could dress she kneeled down and started licking my balls and started banging my cock on her face. Apparently she was not done with me. She left the room for a cover and then gave me a 20 minute incredible CBJ with some of the most incredible sucking sounds. She just loves to suck cock. I couldn't climax a second time as I was pretty worn out from driving. This did not deter Sunny. She was determined to make me cum again. She took off the cover and began a hj while playing with my balls and ass. I still could not climax and then she made me service myself while she poured oil on my ass and then stuck two fingers far up my ass. This did the trick as I soon had a shuddering climax.
I was completely relaxed and wore out after this. Sunny gave me a coke and we talked for awhile and then I left. The great thing is was that she did not even hint at more money for a second pop. What an amazing hour and a half. I will post the Vicky experience soon.
Iamslobbyist
06-24-04, 18:42
A week later I was driving back through Columbia and was thinking of hitting Sunny again, but I decided I needed to try Vicki. I walked into Fuji Sauna and asked for Vicki. The girl that answered asked if I had an appointment to which I replied no. She then told me to go into a room and wait.
Vicki then came in and asked who I was waiting for. I said Vicki and she said that was her and asked if I had made an appointment. I said no. She seemed really frantic, so I said that I could come back. She said no that is okay, but she would have to call her appointment. I was afraid I was going to get a rush job. She came back still kind of frazzled and began the massage. The doorbell rang and it was for her, so she left and then came back. She said it was one of her regulars, but she asked if he would come back later and he complied. If that was someone from here thank you.
She then relaxed a little and brought me into the shower. The shower was stand up and basically an ass cleaner. She spent 80% of the time cleaning my ass. She then led me back into the room and proceeded with a really nice massage with oil. She asked if I was in a hurry and I said no. She said good because she likes to take her time. This was great to hear because I feared a rush job the way she was acting before.
Her massage was not as good as Sunny's, but it was close. After the massage she started tickling my nether regions with her nails and asked what I wanted. I said oral for 60$ and she agreed. She flipped me over and then propped my legs up and started the best asian I have ever received. After french kissing my ass she moved to my balls and licked and sucked. Incredible tongue job. She then planted her ass right on my face and continued with a CBJ while I licked her wet pussy and fingered her asshole. I climaxed in no time.
What an incredible time. I can't say who I liked better. I am inclined to say Vicki but that may just because I saw her last. Both were mindblowing experiences. I wish I could bring one of these up to Chitown. I would suggest calling an making an appointment with Vicki as she seems extremely busy. She asked me at least twice to next time call in advance or take one of the other girls.
Alot of people on this page are big fans of Fuji Sauna and Vicki which made me try this place out this past week. However I have to say Vicki is not a kind person. I first called to ask if Vicki was and the person on the phone said this was her. I asked if I can come in the afternoon and said yes and she would have time for me and also asked how many girls were working at that time and she said four in case I thought she was ugly. So I went to Fuji and I was rushed in and asked what I want and I said to see your girls and I had called earlier. Only one girl came out and it was some other girl. I said I would like to see Vicki. Vicki came out from the back said "What you want, I don't have time for this". I said were is the rest of the girls and she told me there was none. Vicki then told me she could not be with me so take this girl or go. So I took the girl who was not bad but did not give a good message but had a good bang afterwoods.
Mr. T,
Sorry to hear of your problem- you see Vicki is usually real busy and unless you got a specific appointment she probably wasn't expecting you and you probably got her at a bad time, also I hope you weren't pushy or demanding- that's one sure way to get bad service in any AMP. On the other hand as Mick Jagger once said- "you can't always get what you want, but you find sometimes you get what you need"- sounds like you got Michelle- not much into massagie but good with the extras.
Mr T,
I agree with Phucmi. I for 3 plus years I have been a regular customer for Vicky. I can't remember the last time I was there that she did'nt either have a customer or one showed up asking for her. She is very busy, she has told me 15 plus customers a day average, she is without dispute the #1 provider in columbia, probably the state. She has regulars that drive from KC and STlouis,many times while waiting I personally have overheard her in $1000.00 plus transactions. I do'nt pay near that and get treated great, but P is right, treat her nice and you are king,you could'nt find sweeter, fuck with her at all and she'll hand you your nuts on a platter, then shove them down your throat for wasting her time. She is the most opinionated( and hottest ) girl I have ever seen at an AMP, and has the right to be because she is in such high demand. I have heard her tell a customer that was trying to cheap ass out " money talks or pussy walks!".I love her strong personality. I respect her time and $, and she treats me awesome. I make appoinyments for exact times and she has never in three years not kept one ( give or take 15 minutes or so).
Met Kim at Foxy she was Great. Really something to remenber. I would recomend her highly.
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Today was my first time at an AMP. I am filled with a feeling of guilt and remorse. What if I were to die of Aids or STDs, how would my parents feel. I know I am being a jackass but hell cant get it out of my mind, some guidance can be appreciated. Thanks.
BTW I went to Tokyo had a good time with a petite named "Happy". Details in the next post.
Lynn's Body Rubs has a new web site, but most of it is still under construction. I was there earler today for a session. I might do a report on it later on. The web site address is:
www.lynnsmassage.com
Funk,
Been doing it for years and never caught a thing- AMPs are pretty clean and safe compared to street stuff. On the other hand maybe this game is not for you if it just makes you feel bad, it's not for everyone. If you don't feel good about it perhaps you should take up golf or fishing?
Phucmi,
Thanks for putting in your thoughts. I wish fishing and golf could provide that needed relief. Anyway I had a session with a girl called "Happy". If you are in to small and petite girls shes the one for you. I think she was around 4'11''. Acts horny and doesnt understand much english. Her massage and service were above average. Not bad in the looks department, dresses up real well. What I like about Tokyo is the ambiance, its also secluded.
Blue Jeep Guy
07-06-04, 01:57
I recently returned from a all too brief visit to Columbia. While ther I visited Lynns a few times. First I saw Robin a hot looking girl who looked like she was getting ready to go out for an evening at a night club. She was very fun.
Next I saw Karly. She was very tall a bit older, but still lots of fun.
Then I visited with Katie. She is the closest thing to a coed I've seen at Lynn's for a while. Blonde, young and tight are all good things.
I also saw Gina. She has more of the biker chick gets dressed up and go to town look. But she was a close second to Katie for fun.
And as usual, I made some time to visit with Sunny and Vicky. Sunny is her usual self, lots of fun and down to earth. We talked politics, a first for me in an amp.
Vicky really surprised me. I hadn't been it town since Jan. But, she saw me as I came in and ran over and hugged me and greeted me by name. This was only the third time I have seen her over the past 2 years. To be remembered made me feel very special.
Needless to say but I can't wait to travel that way again. Vicky has made it very hard for me (pun intended) to justify going anywhere else. But variety is the spice of life.
KC Old Fart
07-10-04, 01:39
Blue Jeep Guy,
Sounds like you dropped some serious jack during your visit to Columbia. I wish I could afford to do that, but about all I can afford is a couple visits in a weekend.
By the way, I agree on Vicky being outstanding. I had visited Vicky a couple times before the visit I am reporting on below. I tried to schedule with Vicky (always a good idea to call in advance), but she was booked up.
I stopped by anyway, but was not sure they would see me. I had a big cut on my left leg that required 17 stitches to close. They said it was not a problem. I asked to skip the shower even though I enjoyed it, because I had to keep the cut dry.
Vicky' next appointment was 30 to 40 minutes away. She came in and talked tothe lady taking care of me. (Sorry, this was a couple years back and I do not remember her name.) They wrapped my leg up in plastic wrap and taped it up.
Since she was not busy yet, Vicky decided to help with my shower just in case. I am sure you can imagine how fun that was. They were both shoving their nice tits in my face. They both were taking turns playing with the little general. Hell I lost my load right there in the shower.
They both thought that was real funny. I thought it was a done deal, because I thought AMPs always worked on the one shot rule. Vicky and the other lady explained accidents happen in the shower if the guy is too excited and it does not count again you.
I said I was older and could not always get it up for another session in an hour. They said not to worry about it, because they could take care of that. They took me back to the room where I paid the normal fee.
I thought it would just be my girl after that, but no Vicky came in also. She said she wanted to make sure I had no "problems". They took turns massaging my backside while the other one stuck various body parts in my face.
After about 20 to 25 minutes of that treatment, Vicky's next appointment showed up and she left the room. I wish I couple have met the man and thanked him for being 10 to 15 minutes late.
Needless to say, I was hotter as a firecracker at that point. One advantage of age is that is after the first shot, it take longer to shot the second one. She put a cover on me and off to the races we went.
I lost complete track of how many positions we used. She seemed to start really enjoying herself. After we were done she helped clean me up and get me dressed. While she was doing that, she kept telling me to be sure and visit again. She also whispered in my ear that we would have to make sure I had another accident in the shower.
Unfortunately I have not seen her there since that visit. To this day, the only AMP I visit is Fuji. I have never had a bad session no matter which lady I visit. In fact al of my seesion have bee better than the average seesion I have had at other AMPs over the years.
I still visit Lynn's on occation though, because sometimes I get a hankering for good old American instead of Asian.
Old Fart
Blue Jeep Guy
07-10-04, 23:42
KC Old Fart
I spend a bit, but I only get that way about once or twice a year. So when I go I make sure to make the most of my time. I save my pocket change everday and that pays for my funtimes. This last trip I cashed about $800 in change. It makes me both happy and sad that Columbia is 4 hours away. Happy because I couldn't afford to be any closer. Sad because I'd like to see some of them more often.
I just wish there were more things happening in SE MO.
I want to come and visit Lynns it is the most ledgendary place on this board and I want to stop in some amps to now where do I fly into for the shortests and safest trip to Columbia KC or St. Louis I have not been able to find connecting flights to Columbia? Any advice is appreciated.
Thanks,
Zoo
Zoo,
You can fly into columbia via STL, the airport code is COU and they have 3-4 flights a day, unless you mind commuter planes. I find I save time by driving though, STL is about 120 miles a little less than 2 hr drive and KC airport is about 150 mile and a little over 2 hour drive. Its not hard to get here. Have a good trip
Hedge Rows
07-13-04, 01:48
This is a late report covering the last few weeks. Started with Lynn's on a Thursday afternoon. I chose Lori from a lineup of about 6. She is pretty and slender with very long brown hair. She was great, took her time and I didn't feel rushed at all.
I don't think she believed me when I told her I was a virgin, but by the end, my nervousness and obvious lack of experience convinced her. I was ready to go again by the time we were done, so I asked if it was ok to see two girls on the same visit. She recommended Paige for a shower and I ended up with Paige for another session as well. Paige was fun, but I have since learned that she won't be at Lynn's anymore.
If it is your first time like it was mine, I definitely recommend telling whoever you see from the start. I believe it made a difference.
Picking a girl out of a lineup seems awkward, but each time they all say "good choice", that either makes it better or even more wierd, I'm not sure.
About a week later went back and saw Lori again and enjoyed myself, but it seemed like she was more interested in getting done quickly, so after, I again asked for a suggestion for a second and wound up with Desaray. She was much more into it than the others I had seen at Lynn's, but had too many tats for my tastes. She was still a great time. I hear that she moved back to Houston as the $ was better there.
By the way, has anyone seen Bobby? She was there on a Sunday afternoon. She is a petite, beautiful, hispanic girl that I would like to see as well.
Next trip (again about a week later) went to Fuji, as I had made an appointment with Vicky. Thank you all for the recommendation. Great GFE. No disappointment there at all. She even gave a HJ2 C on Ts in the post shower after she saw that I was back at attention. I had a schedule to keep that day, so couldn't try one of the others, but I plan to try Michelle next time.
By the way, showers at Lynns are good for getting clean, but nothing like the fun showers that Vicky gives at Fuji.
Another week goes by, and I couldn't resist going to see Vicky again. The DATY with her is sweet and clean and I've found that I love it. Again had an awesome time. I tried to get a session with Michelle or Cindy after Vicky, but both were busy. So I made the trip over to Lynn's and ended up seeing Vanessa.
Vanessa is a beautiful Brunette with shorter hair, that said she works M-F PM. I caught her on Tues at about 10pm. That was the first time I tried the shorter session or "businessman's special" She seemed to be a clock watcher and after missionary I asked for cowgirl, but she stated that she didn't do cowgirl as she had to save something for at home. I later wondered if she does Greek. Anyway, when she said that there were about 5 minutes left, we switched to me standing and her at the edge of the bed. She acted like she was really into it and I pounded it home.
After she left the room, two of the girls had a screaming match and I heard one of them yell that she was quitting. That got the attention of several of the others, and after an uncomfortable 15 minutes or so, Vanessa came back to escort me out. I would definitely see her again.
I'm interested in seeing Sunny, so can someone confirm the location for me?
What does the sign on Foxy/Tokyo say (Foxy or Tokyo?) or are they even the same place? Is it the one across from Dino's Steakhouse.
I guess the next 3 will be Michelle, Cindy and Sunny.
Good times,
Hedge Rows
KCMoShyGuy
07-13-04, 11:24
Hedge Rows:
Just curious to know what you meant by being a virgin in this case. Did you mean an actual virgin, or just a virgin to the paid companionship world?
Was in Columbia a few weeks ago and stopped at Lynn's. It was about 10:00 a.m. and only 2 girls available. A dishwater blonde and an hispanic girl with nice tits. I chose the hispanic girl (which the blonde said was a good choice) and got a decent table shower with her naked and rubbing her tits on my back.
When we got to the room, she didn't even pretend that there was going to be a massage session. She climbed on the bed with both of us naked, started to rub herself all over me, and asked what I would like.
After giving plenty of attention to her tits, I did some DATY. Now, I'm not naive enough to think that every provider who gets oral from a customer cums, but I did feel her body tense up, she started to sweat, pushed her honey hole in my mouth, and with my hands on her tits, was breathing heavier and heavier with her back arching. When she relaxed, she pulled my head away and rolled me on my back.
From there, she gave me a CBJ, and then climbed on top with me on my back and straddled me for FS to completion. All in all, a great experience, and I will certainly be a return customer.
Since it is about a 4 hour drive for me, and while in town, I decided to drive around and check out a few places. Drove north on Rangeline and saw an A-Frame shed with a sign “VIP Sauna.” I’ve seen ancient out houses collapsing in a field of weeds that looked better than this place. Needless to say, I turned around and kept driving.
Was thinking about going to Ms. Tease, but was really in the mood for Asian at that point. So, I ended up at Shogun. Was met by a petite Asian woman, about a 5 on the looks scale, but a great body. Before I got the shower, she had me strip and put me in a sauna room with some really lousy magazines. Then again, I didn’t go there to read. From there to the table shower (Lynn’s was a better shower).
Once in the room, she gave a half-way decent massage, and all the while was talking about how she loved to have sex, preferred to sleep by herself, and wouldn’t marry her boyfriend even though he was persistent in asking her. To be honest, I found it rather enjoyable to chat and laugh with her while she was rubbing me, as my hands were rubbing her thighs.
It didn’t take all that much “hands on” before the subject of extras came up. I pointed to $100.00 I had put on the table, which I had put there after the shower and before she came back in the room. After she went and made her deposit with the mama san, she came back, and stripped to reveal a really nice tight ass, a nice flat stomach, shapely legs, and very lovely and real tits.
She started with a BBBJ, and in the middle of it, put a condom in her mouth. “Look Ma, No Hands” as she used her mouth to put the condom all the way on. A very nice touch! I hopped off the table, and with her bent over, we spent some “quality time” doggy style with my hands running all the way from her firm tits to her tight ass.
From there, she climbed back on the table and I finished missionary style with her legs over my shoulders. One really nice thing about this experience was that after I climaxed, she cleaned me up, and kept massaging my front for several minutes afterwards with her hands and naked tits. After I got dressed, I slipped my hand inside her dress for one last feel of her tit. She looked surprised until she realized there was a $20.00 tip, which I explained was for her, and not the mama san. She started giggling, thanked me, and asked me to make sure I come back.
I’m planning another trip to Columbia soon, and am wondering what the experience at Ms. Tease is like. Have read a number of posts for Fuji, Tokyo, and Foxy, but very little about Ms. Tease. How are the providers? Is the place a dump or decent? One last question. Has anyone ever gotten Greek at Lynn’s, Ms. Tease or an AMP? Wouldn’t mind paying a little extra for that extra.
Hedge,
Sunny works at Foxy which is on Paris road right accross from Dinos, a small building by the road next to the Sutherlands Sign. She is a true delight and not to be missed. At Fuji Michelle is worth a trip but I would skip Cindy- I find her kind of average and uninspired myself. Tokyo is on the west side of town, you can see it from I-70- Kim there is good also.
Hedge Rows
07-13-04, 23:51
Phucmi,
Thanks for clearing that up for me. ShyGuy- I was an actual virgin. I was really nervous the first time. My mouth was so dry I had to ask for a glass of water before the session started. (She brought one out for me).
Virgin Fool
07-19-04, 00:35
Can anyone give me detailed directions to Lynns from I- 70?
Butt Munch
07-19-04, 15:07
Went to Lynn's the other day. Chose the business man's special with JC. She was overall about a 6 but her personality was a 10. She gave great CBJ with a pierced tongue. Outstanding massage! Would like to know if there are any other great deals in town.
Went through Columbia recently and stopped by the place that used to be Ms Teases they were gast time I was there I was told they might be moving so hler ans was told they will have anew location some day but for now are offering outcalls for about twice what incalls used to be.
Decided to go to Lynns instead and had a hard time choosing which girl to take, they had a better than average selection. Picked Katie who I had had before her heair turned color. She is a good looker but seems to have lost all interest in her work and was about as fun as I imagine an inflatable love doll would be. At least she does not smell like an ashtray like every other girl I have had at lynns does.
To: Virgin Fool,
When you exit I-70, go north on Range Line Road. You'll go through 3 red lights. After passing through the third red light, take a look on the left. You'll see a tall fence with a house behind it. This will be about 2/10th's of a mile past the light or less.
Lynn's has private parking behind that fence. If you drive back to the side of the house, people can't see you from Range Line.
Is that all you need my friend?
Reno Dude
Let's get some addresses on here so everyone will have a copy of it:
Fuji Sauna - 711 -#A Vandiver Dr.
Shogun Sauna - 1117 Vandiver Dr.
Lynn's Body Rubs - 3215 Range Line
Tokyo Spa - 1211 Clinkscale Rd.
VIP Sauna - 5210 N. Highway 763 (Range Line Rd.)
All of these places advertise in the local Midwest adult newspaper called Night Shift. That is, if you need the phone numbers. All of these places are located on the north side of I-70.
Reno Dude
Wow! Went to Fuji last night. I called ahead to make an 8:00 appointment with Vicki. When I arrived, Michelle met me at the door and took me back to Vicki's room. She appeared a couple of minutes later to finalize the deal. She remembered me from a previous visit in December with Diane, and she told me she didn't like the way Diane treated me, as she thought it was to rushed (although I didn't quite remember it that way). She promised to makeup for it.
We decided on an hour session for my $$$. It was welll spent money. She was totally relaxed and in a great mood, as as always with Vicki, her service was supurb! It started with a nice long shower, then a nice rub followed by a CBJ and then into RCG. After we finished she gave me a GREAT massage and then a 'shower for the road'.
After about an hour and 15 minutes it was time for me to make the long drive back to my hotel room 95 miles away. I can't wait for my next trip to Missouri to visit her again!
BTW, Vicki told me she was going to go home for a vist in the next couple of months and be gone for 2 or 3 weeks, so call ahead if you want to see her.
After lurking here for a long time I finally decided that it was time to make the trip to Columbia and see what the hubbub about Lynn's was all about.
About a two hour drive from my home in KC, I was expecting to see the fabled lineup everyone here talks about. Alas, there were only three ladies available but each one was finer than the one before. It didnt take me long to decide on Lori, tall thin brunette, with a beatiful girl next door look about her.
I say girl next door referring to her in the lineup. After she took my donation and returned to the room in her f*** me clothes, I could tell this was a lady who knew how to get the job done.
She gave a great CBJ and her reverse cowgirl really got my heart going pitter patter. Then when she offered me the chance to "go on top" I couldnt resist. A few minutes of pumping and my penis sneezed most pleasuraby.
I have kind of a foot fetish and Lori's feet were simply deelishus - long thin toes, a great arch, a pert heel. I spent a good deal of time kissing, licking and sucking them - a wonderful treat.
Lynn's was a grat experience, but would I spend half the day driving there and back just to poke some cooze? No, there are some pretty outstanding women in the KC area and my time is pretty valuable to me (I got stuck in construction traffic on the way out of town and stuck behind a five car pileup on the way home, so my travel time far exceeded my expectations.
Would I stop at Lynn's next time I travel through Columbia on my way east or again on my way home? Absolutely!!!!
I still want to see what that lineup of a dozen or so looks like.
Any info as to where a gal named Sunny Lin would have gone. She had this yippy dog for a while. She owned Fuji once. Great set of fakes.
You can tell it is her cause she like steak and Cheves Regal or Crown Royal Whiskey.
EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to capitalize proper names. To avoid delays in future reports, please capitalize the first letters of proper names, including names of people, places, countries, cities, streets, nationalities, etc. Thanks!
Sham,
I think I know who you mean. She works at and I think owns Tokyo spa- at the old location she went by "Mimi", now calls herself Kim- used to have a Jack Russel terrier that would accept your gratuity and take it some place. Smallish girl with Jumbo fake tits,but very nicely done- never discussed her tastes in whiskey. If you want to know for sure call the Tokyo spa and ask to talk to Kim, I think shes your girl
KC Questor
07-28-04, 04:14
My report on Kim at Tokyo from 06-16-04 mentioned the dog. I thought it was a puppy, but it may have just been a small dog. The session was less than stellar, but her breasts were splendid.
Butt Munch
07-28-04, 14:37
Had my first session with Vicki. She was as hot as everyone said she was. I was never rushed, spent an hour and a half with her. She gave me a shower and massage. She then began licking my ass, balls, and dick. When I began DATY she immediately flipped over, grabbed my head, and shoved it down. I DATY until she came, she then stuck her ass in the air and pounded it until I came. She then took me and gave me another shower, and rubbed me down until I was hard again. She then sucked me until I came on her face, which was totally hot. After the shower she got me dressed and sent me on my way. Great experience from the standpoint that she let me go again, but I have had better sex with girls at Lynn's.
Virgin Fool
07-31-04, 00:31
Butt Munch,
Did Vicki give you a BBBJ in the shower?
Country Boy #3
08-01-04, 13:14
I stopped by Lynn's Sat. night after midnight and was suprised by the number of girls working. About 10 in the lineup. I guess Lynn has been doing some recruting. I chose Rachel and had a great time. I have seen better bodies, but she was real sweet with a great attitude. Alot of fun.
Butt Munch
08-02-04, 13:30
Virgin,
I did get a BBBJ in the shower. Not in the room though, so I guess she decided I was OK halfway through our session.
The KC Kid
08-02-04, 19:14
Well, it's been a long time guys! I haven't posted in a while but I have been checking in and reading posts every now and then. Glad to hear you are all still enjoying the scene in Columbia, you don't know how good you have it there!!! I just saw Sunny for the second time and thought I would tell you all about it. I was going to be going through Columbia on Sunday so I figured I would stop in for a treat. I actually called Fuji and asked if Vicki was working...but as you all probably know from posts here she is off on Sundays. So I went ahead and called Foxy Sauna to make an appointment with Sunny -- I wanted to be sure she was free when I was going to be in town. I was thinking about giving Lynn's a try since there are a lot of good posts here about the place...but I was in the mood for a little Asian. :)
So I made it to Foxy Sunday morning around 9 and rang the bell. Sunny answered and she was looking very fine. She took me into the room and we got the money taken care of right away. I set the cash on the bed and she smiled, took it, and left while I got undressed. When she returned we headed for the shower. Once we were all clean, we returned to the room and she told me to lie down. This girl gives a HELLUVA massage...it was so much better than I remembered it. Standard fare here...she massaged my back down to my legs...played with my balls and ass a little bit. Then she rubbed her amazing tits and long hair all up and down my body...that was so good. I was starting to get hard when she flipped me over and she quickly left the room to get a condom. She started to suck on me and lick my balls and ass and it was all feeling really good. She just KNOWS how to give head, some of the best oral I have ever gotten. I think she sensed that I was liking it a little too much and put the condom on me and told me to fuck her. She got on her back and I slid into her...WOW. She feels really good. After a few minutes of mish, I flipped her over, I had to see that ass some more. I love hitting this girl from behind, she was moving with me and really getting into it. She has such a sexy little ass too. I was so turned on at this point that I had to really try not to come...I didn't want it to be over that fast. She flipped over again and I started fucking her really slowly and she was loving it! She was so wet!! The sex was really great and all that, but I wanted to see those oral skills some more before I came. I asked her if she would suck my cock again and she jumped up, pushed me back down onto the bed, pulled off my condom and started sucking and stroking me. She was taking me DEEP and playing with my balls...she even let me come in her mouth which was just amazing. She didn't stop sucking until I was done, it was great. Then she grabbed a box of tissues with her feet to clean us up and get rid of the mess, gave me another shower and a short massage...and sent me on my way. What a great way to spend a Sunday morning and break up my drive a little bit. I can't wait to go back to Columbia...maybe I will stop in Lynn's next time...No wait I still want to see Vicki again...DAMN so many choices!!! :-)
Keep us updated guys! Any new girls in the area worth checking out? I will talk to you all later! Have fun!
Virgin Fool,
Try not to live up to your name, unlike Butt Munch. Do you really want a BBBJ from a working girl? Do you think youre the only funky cock in here mouth that day, who you wanna follow? Hey how bout we go share used needles with a homeless in the alley.
As for Vicky, I have been a regular of hers for 2 years and I assure you she is safety all the way, no BBBJ or facials.
I hate to burst your bubble but amazingly enough not everything you read on the internet is completely true! Some guys (Butt Munch) like to boost their self esteem buy glorifying themselves in their posts, he probably touched her tit and blew in his pants.
Think about what you read, a pro ho like Vicky knows what she is doing, you think she would risk her heath or livelyhood by taking a facial from some meaningless random john? These girls see more pricks in a week than is on a cactus, so next time you see a guy telling how he tore one up for hours, she couldnt get enough of him, he was so good that she wanted more, she let him do every freaky thing he wanted, ect., you can call bullshit. They still had to pay for it didnt they? If the girl made them feel like a stud then she did her job well.
Good luck, have fun, and be safe.
KC Questor
08-07-04, 03:39
Stopped by Fuji on my trip through Columbia this week. I was met at the door by an adorable young girl that I hadn't met before. She was obviously new, as she didn't really know what to say to me. I gave her money for the room and was about to hand her the tip when she looks up at me and says "You want full service?" I just smiled and handed her the rest of the cash. Talk about direct!
I asked her name while she was washing me in the shower. She blushed and said "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Jasmine." (well, her English wasn't that good, but it was decent and I knew what she meant.) She said that she had only been in Colubia for three days, having come from Connecticut. She was too short to reach my shoulders, so she handed me the scrubber, which was kind of funny. It was even more obvious that she was new when she didn't dry me off or suggest the sauna -- she just handed me a towel.
Her massage was VERY basic, just sort of rubbing oil on my back and legs. I pretended that she was an expert, and she told me that Vicky taught her since she arrived -- apparently they didn't bother with "massage" in Connecticut.
At some point, Vicky came in and apologized, sending Jasmine away. She said she was busy and didn't see me come in, but she wanted to make sure that I was taken care of. She said that Jasmine was new, and I was her first customer. I assured her that Jasmine and I were doing fine. Vicky knew that I had been there a few times, but had never seen her, so she promised that we would meet next time for sure.
A little about Jasmine: She is 25 years old from Chaing-Mai. She is short, with natural breasts and a bit of a pouch for a belly. Her face is adorable, and she could be mistaken for a teenager. She is extremely sweet and really fun--we chatted for quite a while after the session. Apparently, she learned to snow ski in the NorthEast and was looking forward to snow. Like all Thai girls, she was delighted that I knew a few words, and insisted on trying to teach me more. She definitely reminded me why I fall in love every time I vist Thailand.
To be honest, the actual intercourse was merely adequate. Her technique was OK, but really practiced--she was no virgin despite her young face. There was no ass play at all. Nevertheless, the job was done and a good time was had by all. I passed on a second shower and headed out.
If you want to see Jasmine, you may want to make time soon. She said she was just here for a month to fill in for a girl on vacation (I forget who is on vacation now, but Michelle is leaving for her holiday in a couple weeks). Once they get back, Jasmine heads back to CT.
What is the address and phone number to Foxy in Columbia? I wasn't aware of it before. I've always went to Lynn's, etc...
Reno Dude
Yesterday I was in Columbia again. I stopped by Lynn's for some action. There was 8 girls on duty. 3 were busy in sessions. The line up was average to cute. Mostly white girls, but one black one.
I went the session and shower route.
I selected a girl by the name of Suzie who was around 30+, 5'4", slender, nice tits, and natural below. I selected June for the shower.
June was a cute girl who said she was from Seattle, Washington. She heard about Lynn's up there, and traveled to Columbia to check out the place. June was tall - around 5'9" or 5'10", black hair, nice tits, long legs and a cute trim below. She got me primed for Suzie.
Once I returned to the room by the shower, Suzie came in and took off her robe. The only thing that disappointed me about her was that she didn't allow DATY or kissing. The rest was fine! She does enjoy several positions, but especially doggie.
Going to Lynn's is like going to a candy store. Always a selection of which you don't get at the other places in town.
Reno Dude
Butt Munch
08-08-04, 20:13
Don Sibit,
Please don't jump on me for being honest. Vicki did practice safe sex with me, although I don't believe DATY is completely safe for any of us. The only thing she let me do is not use a condom in the shower. We didn't have unprotected sex, she just let me shoot my load, which I don't believe is unsafe for her. She didn't swallow like some say she does. I am by no means claiming to have been some stud, in fact if you read my report on her, I didn't even like her as much as some girls at Lynn's. No hard feelings and sorry for upsetting you so much.
Happy Hunting!
Hedge Rows
08-10-04, 20:14
Here's a report on my 3 most recent visits.
Stopped by Fuji, saw Michelle for the first time, she was great, and a great deep massage. The fun was top notch as well.
Next was Lynn's, right at midnight on a Saturday. I chose Grace and Robin for a shower, paid Grace the 35 minute rate + the shower. Then Anne (the only black girl there) comes in and says that Grace wanted to go home, I asked if Katie was an available alternate and she stated that Grace asked her to do the session, I hesitated, but she promised a good time so I accepted. Then she told me that she would do the shower for Robin as well.
Well I'm easy, and not in a great position of leverage having already picked up the tab. She asked me several times if it was ok with me and I told her I was fine, but it still bothers me a little as it doesn't seem like a great way to do business. Anne was a good provider even if not really my type. Next time for me or if anything like that happens to one of you, I would insist on a second lineup. After all, the lineup is part of what makes Lynn's attractive.
The last visit was Sunny at Foxy, great massage and great fun. I won't compare her to Vicky, but instead suggest you try them both.
KC Questor
08-11-04, 02:38
Reno:
Foxy Sauna is at 1911 Paris Rd. (573) 875-1347
I forget the exit from I-70, but it is one west of the US-63 exit. Get on Business Loop 70. The first stoplight is Rte B/Paris Rd. You'll be parallelling the railroad tracks.
The building is about 1/2 mile on Paris Rd, on the left just before the Sutherlands Harware sign.
KC Questor
08-11-04, 02:45
Does anyone have a report on the Midnight Show Girls Video and Arcade on I-70 between Columbia and Kansas City? It is between exit 71 and 74, on the South Outer Rd. If you have driven I-70 you've seen it. I have been in the video store side, but never checked out the dancer side. Does anyone have any experience with the place?
They advertise male and female dancers, fully nude. I can't imagine that the place serves alcohol. Is it a touch establishment? What is the likelihood of getting anything extra?
As I was driving to St. Louis last week I noticed that there are seven adult video places between Columbia and Kansas City, but zero between Columbia and St. Louis. Weird.
Midnight Video & Arcade and Showgirls are located at exits #71 and #74, depending on which way you are driving.
I've never been in Showgirls, so I don't know what to tell you. I've heard that they have a hot tub on the inside, but I've also heard that you can spend mucho money in the place.
I don't know what to tell you.
Reno Dude
Butt Munch
08-16-04, 17:29
Does anybody have a good rate plan for all of the AMP's and Lynn's in Columbia. I have used some before, but I am not in Columbia enough. Where do you get your best bang for the buck? Thanks for your info!
Virgin Fool
08-17-04, 01:58
Just went back to see Vicki on Saturday night. I went for the hour again, but ended up being there for 1 hr and 45 minutes. She kept telling me over and over again not to worry about the time. I got there at 1030pm and she told me that I was her last customer. She looked even hotter than last time.
She recognized me from my time there a couple of months ago, so she treated me great. We showered and went back to the room for the massage which lasted about 30 minutes. After the massage, the fun started.
She started by sucking on my balls and my sack. She also licked my shaft and the really sensitive part of my dick just under the head. She hiked my legs up and licked on my asshole for a little while. One thing I learned is to tell her what you really like, and she spends extra time doing it. She then came up and sucked on my nipples, then I sucked on hers. She then put on the condom and started really sucking. When I told her to slow down when I got close to cumming, she did. She was really cool and wanted me to last for a while.
After she sucked a little bit, I asked if I could lick her pussy a little bit, and she stuck it up in my face. She tasted great again. I tried my best to lick her the best that i could and play with her clit and stick my tongue in deep, and she seemed to enjoy it.
Then she hopped up on me reverse cowgirl and grinded on my dick a little. She started out slow going up and down because i didn't want to lose it. I asked her to turn around so I could watch her from the front as she fucked me.
We went on to do doggy style, missionary, and reverse cowgirl again. I came hard with her riding me reverse cowgirl. We went and showered again where she cleaned me up really well. She gave me mouthwash and water to rinse my mouth, and also got me a pepsi. She told me to lay down. Then she put on my socks, boxers, and shirt. I put on my jeans and shoes and gave her a big hug. I left at 12:15am (1hr 45 mins later) I defintely got my money's worth. I can't wait to see her again. She treated me like a king, which is going to make it really hard to go anywhere except to see Vicki again.
She also told me that she is going back to Thailand in early October for a couple of weeks. They have a new girl named Jasmine who is pretty decent looking. Another girl is coming very soon too, because I think Michelle is on vacation.
She was also telling me about how she cut her hand with a knife and had to use rubber gloves for giving handjobs so I think she is pretty serious about safe sex. She also told me about a guy that wanted to do her without a condom. She went on to ask him if he wanted to die tomorrow because of how unsafe it is.
Let me know if you want any more details. I'm happy to share.
-Fool
BM,
Best bang/buck Lynns- 40 door + 80 tip (=120 total) will get full meal deal on the short time (30 minutes) or 40/100 for 45 minutes. AMPs are all 40 for 1/2 hour, 60 for 1 hour plus 100 tip for the whole enchilada. There are ads in the paper for independents who offer similar services for as low as 80-100 total but I have not tried any so I don't know what the quality is like.
I tried one of the providers out of the Columbia Tribune several months ago. Ad read as “young, petite, black lady.” The girl showed up without a cover/helmet. Had a longer list of what she would not do then what she would. It was OK and she was nice looking, just talked too much. Said she stayed at the Red Roof Inn often. I haven’t tried any other since.
Phucmi,
I've never checked out any of the girls advertising in the Columbia paper either, but I've talked with a couple of them. There was one in Jefferson City that sounded pretty interesting when I talked with her, but I haven't met her. I probably don't even have the paper now with her number. (:
One of these days I will check one of them out, but Lynn's IS the best bet for your dollars right now. $120 is a great price for F/S!
Reno Dude
Country Boy #3
08-22-04, 23:27
I stopped at Lynn's Sat. night. 10 to 12 to pick from. A real cute, young brunette answered the door. But I still went with Rachel. This makes the third time I've seen her. Each time is better than the last. I left covered with sweat.
Love the Tits
08-23-04, 11:06
Anybody ever get a bbbj to completion by Vicki at Fuji?
I see that she'll suck bareback to a point but is "to completion" an option any of you have enjoyed?
Frankly, that's why I stick with Sunny at Foxy. Great bbbjtcim and occasionally she gets a facial. Also, she's a great visual doggy-style with that ass.
Butt Munch
08-23-04, 12:41
I have tried a lady out of the paper before. I was told she was 5'10" 125 lbs blonde hair blue eyes. When she showed up she was 5'10, just happened to be about 200 lbs with brown hair. I just told her to go home.
A second time I called one of the advertised numbers, the lady on the other line explained to me that she could meet me at my house but she was 6 months pregnant so she was limited on what she could do. I told her no thanks.
To say the least, I haven't called any of the advertised numbers again.
Was at Lynn's about a week ago and I think the girls there keep score for each other. As I was leaving the girl I was with refered to another one as "402", guess that measn they keep track of the number of guys they have done!
Butt Munch
08-27-04, 11:32
I went to Fuji the other day. I had no appointment with Vicki, was just going to see who was working. Vicki answered the door. She had an appointment in 30 minutes, but she said I could have her until then for a quickie. I offered to get a different girl, but she refused and said she would take care of me. I couldn't pass that up. She showered me and told me that I could do everything. There was a $40.00 discount for that so I took her up on it. She licked my balls and then lifted my legs in the air and gave me a rim job, which was outstanding. She sat on my face and I DATY until she was good and wet. She then rode cowgirl on me until I was done. Very exciting quickie. Total time in there was about 30 minutes.
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No Name 99
09-03-04, 18:10
Long time reader, reporting first time. Took appointment with Vicki at Fuji and I was shocked to see how OLD she is (May be someone else was posing as vicki??)and decided to check out other girls and settled with Diane who proved to be a total turnoff, dont expect any gfe from her. Not a good experience overall.
Love the Tits
09-06-04, 15:42
Is Sunny still at Foxy?
I've been calling over there to make an appointment but all I get is the recording.
Just wondering as I'll be there this coming week and want to get her famous bbbjtcim.
Any other suggestions for this week's Columbia fun?
Country Boy #3
09-07-04, 22:22
I saw Sunny at Foxy's on Sunday. Great BBBJTCIM for $.8. Love that ass.
Saw Tanya at Fuji recently. She said she was new. Pretty face and a killer body. Did a stand up shower with me (I prefer table showers) and when she dried me off another girl (maybe the owner) comes and helps get things started before my massage. Told me Tanya was a really nice girl, have fun. I did!
Can anyone tell me how great Tokyo Spa is now. I have not heard much about them for a while and have been thinking on trying them out.
Rusty Nail
09-13-04, 01:05
I think the reason you dont hear much about Tokyo is because they rarely have girls other than the owner working.She has a fair set of fake tits, but is definitly old, I know for a fact that she is pushing 50. I saw No Name 99's post about Vicky, that must have not been her, or he was expecting jailbait age, because she is far from old (looking or acting).
I am a regular at Fuji, I thought Diane was ok, but she left around December last year and has not been back, so his post is a little dated. I agree with Sultan, Tonya is fun, I also enjoy Michelle, and Jasmine who just left but said she would be back, but Vicky is still the best you will find in my opinion.
I visited Lynn's a couple of weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon. The selection was a bit thin, but I went with Jaycie, which turned out to be a good choice. The previous report was accurate in that she was outstanding in the personality department. She offered the "Businessman's Special" of .8 for 30 minutes (after the .4 for the basket at the door). Very good CBJ then FS. A good time was had by all.
Columbia is the closest city have some fun for me as I am out of state to the north. I decided to visit the three most popular places listed on this forum.
First I tried Vicki. An awesome body, well porportioned, suprisingly large breasts for an Asian, a little older than what many of the posts would have you believe. As with most AMPs they pride themselves on service, this was no different. Vicki followed her standard procedure as outlined in previous posts. However, she seemed rushed since regulars kept showing up. Vicki is very popular and she tries to handle everyone. This means you will not have her complete attention. DATY is heaven with Vicki, but it does come with some risk knowing how popular she is. Overall a good time, but somewhat rushed. She is the only one I've met that would perfom rimming, but it's really not my thing.
My next visit was to Sunny. Beautiful long hair, great attitude and breasts that looked enhanced, but she said were not. Sunny was the exact opposite of Vicki in that she was not rushed and took a long time to work the kinks out of my body. She comes across as a party girl. Many have remarked about her ass, but to me it was nothing special. The oral skills were OK, but I've had better in the dating scene. The oral skills may improve on repeat visits. However, that's difficult for me due to the distance. Sunny is warm and like all providers treat her well so everyone can enjoy.
My last visit was to Lynn's. Not to difficult to find. While the selection varies, the girls on average are a step or two down from the competition. Fortunatley with so many to choose from at least one will do the trick. I choose Laura a petite blonde from Vegas. Great skin, hair and oh that petite frame, what a backside. Of course there is always a downside to this picture and with Laura she wasn't going to break into modeling with her dental setup... easy to overlook in the dark room. Unlike the AMPs no shower was included and a long wait by myself in a room with two beds followed the exchange. Once she arrived it started with a light massage before the fun began. The one thing that stands out in my mind is the heat down below, only have known a few girls like this and she was great in that regard. However, the head turn during was rather a turn-off, but standard practice for many. Would I return? Yes, there's always someone new to try and they offer two girls in a shower for a little more.
PS All girls practise safely, don't expect to get BB anything, nor should you really want to considering the volume.
Country Boy #3
09-16-04, 20:20
Friends of Vicky.
I saw her last night, and she said she is going home to Tailand around the end of September. She said she will be gone until mid November.
I have not heard of Shodgun Sauna nor VIP sauna before does anyone have any opinions on these two places. The rest I have been to or told not to go. In truth I am looking for a worlds class massage that will drive me up the wall. The last one I got that got me off before the session was over was in Las Vegas. I met Viki before but are their other super starts?
Mr. T,
Candy at VIP is quite good, never been to Shogun (Seol). But the 2 best at massage and extras in this town are Vicki at Fuji and Sunny at foxy. If they don't satisfy you you may need to back to Vegas
KC Questor
09-21-04, 03:38
Saw Vicky this weekend and she confirmed that she is going to Thailand on Sept 28. Her father died a few months ago (long illness, a blessing really) and she needs to be there for some personal matters. She told me that Jasmine (see my report on 08/07) will be back to cover whikle Vicky is away. She told me it would be 4-6 weeks, so middle of November makes sense.
Fuji also has a new girl named Tanya (or Tonya). She answered the door when I arrived, but as I had an appointment with Vicky I barely even looked at her. She is short, but honestly made no impression on me at all otherwise. I had an appointment with Vicky!
The session was exceptional as always. Vicky asked if I was in a hurry, and when I said no she asked me to wait while she called her next appointment. It was 2:30, and she told him that he had to wait until 4:00, then told me "He is always late anyway." This looked promising.
Vicky and I get along well, and this was no different. We talked and played for much of the afternoon, and after I finished we noticed it was almost 4:30. We hurried to the shower (I said "OK, quick shower, no playing!") and was headed out the door at about 4:45. I don't know if her 4:00 showed up or not, but if it was someone here I apologize (but I'm not sorry!).
I live near the Columbia area and have quite a bit of info on the ladies who put ads in the paper. I would be happy to share whatever info that I have for anyone who is interested. The major advantage in using those ladies, I have found, is that you can negotiate a much better price with many of them.
Can someone give me a rundown of donations at the various places in Columbia. I have played there in the past but it has been a while.
I visited Lynn's yesterday afternoon. She had a selection of 5 very nice ladies, and I chose Susie, a petite blond that was a 7-8 in looks. It was the standard setup, $40 in the basket, and negotiate with the lady in the room. I went for the "business mans special".
After Susie collected my money, she disappeared and told me to get cormfortable, which I did. When she returned to the room she was still dressed, but performed a nice stripteese for me. Wow, what a perfect hard body, nice size natural tits, and a beautiful perfect ass.
She by sitting next to me on the bed then began caressing me and licking all the appropriate parts. She then put a cover on the big guy and performed a little CBJ, then we went to CG followed by some mish with a nice finish by doggie.
After the deed, she wanted to make sure that I was completely satisified with her services, so for the remainder of our time together she paid special attention to the big guy to see if she could pop him again.
All in all, a very good session. Body = 9.5, Attitude = 10, performance = 9. Will I have a repeat session with her, YES!
I will be visiting from the east. I usually post in NC/SC/VA.
I have a question about Lynn's since it will be five years since my last visit.
What is the deal with the shower? Is it a second pop? Just a shower? I assume it isn't like a table shower at the Korean places. Is it worth the extra funds? If it is just to get you all hot and ready to go, I would be concerned I would pop too fast with the "real" session. If it is a first pop, that intensifies the second pop with a real session, then that would be great.
Any info greatfully appreciated.
Also, is there a set fee for 2 pops? Or is it all one and done?
I have read the f'n forum, and tried to get all the info I could (I appreciate your efforts) but sometimes I end up with more questions than answers!
Thanks in advance.
Mark
Mark User,
My experience is that it is just to introduce you to a second lady. She gets naked with you and you have a shower together. When I did it there was no concious effort to get you off, but if you are the type who will cum from rubbing up against a naked woman in the shower, then it might happen. But it won't count against you for the second pop. Besides, even if you buy the shower extra, it is still the cheapest deal around. And it is a stand up shower.
Have fun.
Mark,
The shower is usually just a shower, usually with a different girl than your main server, gives a chance to preview, a pop is usally not expected but you could probably get one, I don't know if this would incur an additional tip. The main session is 1 and done but I'm sure you could negotiate for 2 or more for an additional fee, most of them will attend to specail needs if it makes them more $
I travel a lot over the country and always wanted to try a massage place with a happy ending. I was in Saint Louis last week and I could not find any real places to get a little massage. So, I decided to visit Columbia and try one of the places you guys post in this forum.
After much debate, I decided to try Lynn's. Lynn's was a great choice (Thank you guys!). This being my first time getting this special type of service I was a little nervous.
Would you believe Lynn's has a website? The link is http://www.lynnsmassage.com/. I drove a few hours to Columbia and found the place easily with the help of your reports and the website. The place has an enclosed fence with a place to park in the back.
Guys I recommend to call and schedule an appointment. I showed up without one and it was a little awkward. After talking to someone from behind a door, I was greeted by pretty brunette named June.
June explained the house fee and shower special. She introduced me to the girls. The girls ranged from young to mature. They had black girls and white girls. Some were cute and some were nothing to write home about. June told me to select one for the services. Since, I like brunettes I chose the hostesses June. She was pretty and had beautiful eyes.
She took me by the hand, walked me to a room, and told me to get comfortable. June left to change into something more comfortable. The room had a bed, a private bathroom, next to the bed a large mirror, and a radio.
June came back wearing a robe and her Birthday suit under. She took the robe off and told me to get naked and lay down on the bed. June had a nice body, firm tits, a great ass (I love asses and for a white girl she had a firm ass), and her pussy was nice but needed some trimming.
She sat down on my back and gave me a massage with oil. The massage was not that good, very light, but her attitude made it up great. She then told me to turn around to my back and asked me what I would like. I could have FS if I wanted to but I opted for CBJ. She let me suck on those firm tits and let me caress her firm ass. She had a tongue piercing and what a great tool it was. She played with my balls and I played with her ass and pussy. She started working me and she got very wet. After it was all done she clean me up with a towel and I said thank you.
June told me she was originally from Seattle and was 22 years old. She added that this was going to be her last time here and that she was moving to Las Vegas.
The overall experience at Lynn's was great. Next time I am going to take the special. Therefore, for you guys going to Las Vegas look for June.
Long time lurker, rare poster here.
Okay, so I know that my screen name calls me a newbie, but I was actually a veteran while I was a student at Old Mizzou. I learned about Lynn's and the Asian parlors by reading the old World Sex Guide.
The memories I have of making the long walk from my dorm on campus (before I had a car) up College Ave. to Rangeline still brings a smile to my face even today. I guess I was a semi-regular back then, since I had more discretionary income than I have today.
I am looking forward to my trip back to CoMo for Homecoming October 22-24. While in town I hope to make it back to Lynn's (my personal favorite) to check out some of the talent. If I make it out, I plan on giving a report, of course. Reading the great reviews by you guys on here has helped me stay connected to my old stomping grounds, and I appreciate all of the information that you have provided. You gentlemen here (and I do mean that, especially in comparison to some of the other boards that I frequent) really have a flair for writing and truly understand the concept of what a board like this is about.
I look forward to my return to Columbia, and sharing what I can with you all. Until then, happy mongering!
Curious Man
09-27-04, 20:56
I am a newbie to all of this and never have been to Columbia or a AMP. What if a guy just wanted a HJ and nothing else. How does that work and how would you communicate that request? Would it cost less?
Also, maybe I am being too worried but don't you guys worry about STDs more than you seem to indicate? It seems like any BBBJ could an issue especially with herpes. Am I missing something? Or is herpes just a risk everyone is willing to take?
Thanks for any answers, I appreciate it!
Curious Man
Hi Have Time,
I've seen June too! This was a couple of weeks after having her as my table shower girl. She was awesome. I hate to hear that she's moving to Las Vegas. I truly wanted to see her again for another session
June was very Sex-Citing!
Reno Dude
I totally understand you concerned Curious Man. That is why I opted for CBJ. In Lynn's and with June's help it seem to be easier to get anything you wanted. The price is between you and the lady.
Reno Dude she was great and I left Columbia with a smile. Now I am back down south fighting this Hurricanes and wishing I was at Lynn's trying the 2 girl special.
I had the same inquiry as Curious Man about HJ at Lynn's. I was told that after the 40 to the house, the rates with the girl were 40 for HJ, 60 for BJ (CBJ, that is), and 80 for FS. One surprising thing was that a condom was worn even for the HJ (Is CHJ an abbrev.?) My information came from Liz (who is no longer there) in 2003, so I don't know if this would be universal with others at Lynn's now.
Sam in St Louee
09-29-04, 22:25
Here's the deal at Lynn's, came to me straight from a lady I see who worked there for over a year, but quit last spring:
Lynn gets the first 40 from the basket. All hers.
You go in back and tell the lady what session you want and tip her personally.
The lady gets her tip in cash, no paychecks. Lynns doesn't take credit cards or checks.
Lady has to write down the tip she receives when she turns in the house money.
Then the lady pays Lynn $5 for every session she does as a mysterious contribution of sorts.
Result: if you spend $120, the lady is getting $75 tops.
If you tip 40, the lady gets $35 total.
If you try to spend 60 total, and get a HJ for $20, the lady is only making 15 of it.
The exception is the shower. The lady you choose for the shower gets the full $20.
The lady is not supposed to take more than $80 off the short session or $100 off the long one that's for full service. If she asks for more, complain to Lynn or the lady who checks you out--they usually have a subroutine where a different gal come in and asks you how everything was before you leave.
I was also told what "Miler" was told: $40 for HJ or his and hers play show, $60 BJ, $80 full service for the short session. Seems to be standrd pricing there but I guess you can negotiate, if you can do better than that, go for it. I have never had multiples there. Unless you are a youngun, thats pretty tough to do in 20-35 minutes which is about the playtime you get for each.
Hedge Rows
10-05-04, 01:28
Went to Lynn's on Friday. Saw Suzie, great body, pretty face, friendly. I recommend.
Went again on Sunday. I chose Katie - she was the hostess at the time. She seems to be educated, and I believe that she's telling the truth when she says that she's a student. She was probably the most enjoyable to spend time with out of all the girls that I've seen at Lynns. She wanted to cuddle afterwards, and was very pleasant for conversation. Not to mention great looking and great fun. I'll definitely be back to see Katie.
Went to Lynn's on Tuesday, the selection was not very good, but I picked Rachel. She has been at Lynns for about 4 weeks. She is 31 and looks good when she meets you.
She looked like a 7 with her clothes on, but once the clothes came off the body went to a 4. Her performance however was a 9+, a true GFE experience. All the standard stuff you expect at Lynns.
Overall the experience was a 8 rating. Would I pick Rachel again? Most likley not, but only for the body, as she was VERY accomodating.
Member #2815
10-08-04, 17:41
Hi guys,
A lot of useful information here. I was wondering if anybody knew anything about an ad that appears regularly in the Tribune. Off the top of my head I think they may be named A1 Paradise and the ad describes a busty redhead with hot oils, jacuzzi, and videos. I also recall a 474 ph#. Any info is appreciated.
Mountain Boy
10-16-04, 10:08
Wow! Travelling from Iowa to KC and I took a detour through Columbia because of all the great posts I had read here. I was not dissappointed!
Went to Fuji to see the legendary Vicky. I called ahead and made an appointment. Got there early and interrupted one of her sessions -- my apologies to whichever one of you guys were enjoying her services! She answered the door topless and took me quickly to a room and asked me to wait. Ten minutes later she collected me and we did the shower thing -- I've never been so clean -- or horny!
Back in the room for massage. Nice massage took a turn for the better when I felt her nipples on my back. Then turn over and she went to work on my ass with her tongue. Then CBJ, 69 and then to prevent an early completion, I rolled her over and enjoyed her pussy. Then I moved up for some russian -- she has big tits, but they are somewhat misshapen and lumpy -- but, hey, they're tits and fun to play with! Then she said, "Want to fuck me?" No answer required and we went to completion in mish. Great time. Fun girl with a nice body and lots of energy.
Shogun spa
Hadn't been there in a long time, decided to try it. Standard door 40/60. Mammsan gives me table shower. In walks my provider- beutiful girl, non-asian young tall dark hair. during massage we discuss services- HJ 100, BJ 150, FS 200- WTF! I want FS but don't have the funds. Clever negotiator I am I get a HJ fo 80. Well this girl is sharp but those prices are way out of line with the local market here. Afterwards it occurs to me that I could have got FS at lynns for what I spent on a HJ with a similar provider. Maybe this girl is worth 200 for FS? but maybe not- By the way the HJ was pretty mechanical and uninspired. So if your budget allows you might try her FS and if you do, let the rest of us know if she is worth it.
Shit! $250 for massage and FS in Columbia?!?! No wonder these other spas don't get much business! You could have paid $100 less and had Vicki!
Actually it's been while since I've seen anyone in Columbia, except Vicki. I've been seeing her since her first week on the job. As for Lynn's, I've had a couple of nice sessions there, but I find it to be to hit and miss and the girls come and go so often that if you find someone you like, she's gone by the time you go again. This is an expensive hobby and if I'm spending my hard earned money, I want as much of a sure thing as possible. I have seen Mimi on occasion at Tokyo and she's enjoyable as well.
I have 2 observations and wondered if anyone would like to comment.
I've been to a LOT of Asian spas in my day - in a several different cities. One thing I have noticed in most is that as long as you're buying the "full service" package, it really is a waste of money to spend $60 for an hour as opposed to $40 for the half hour. In other words, I'll look at the clock when I come in and then make note of the time when I leave and find I usually end up getting the same amount of time no matter what house fee I pay. The exception would seem to be someplace like Tokyo Spa, where the higher house fee includes the hot tub (which is worthless as far as I'm concerned, since the lady just takes you in, leaves you to soak and then comes back and dries you off). I always just pay for the half hour and usually end up staying for the whole hour anyway. It does work the other way at times, too, depending on the spa. In other words you might pay for the hour and be out the door within 30 to 40 minutes.
My other observation (or maybe advice would be a better choice of words) is that when negotiating, be prepared to put your clothes on and walk if the price is way out of sync with the going local price. Believe me, I know that it's difficult when your lying there horny, hard and naked and have already spent the house fee (and the girls definitely know this, which is why they try to get away with it), but 9 times out of 10 it will work.
What I will do is say something like, "That's a lot more than I pay at XYZ spa."
She: "How much do you pay there?"
Me: "I always tip $100 for FS"
She: "Really? That's very cheap. Come on, you pay me $200 and I give you a good time."
Me: "I'm sorry, I just don't have the money" (Show her your wallet, but make sure before you go in that you only have what you want to spend in it)
She: "How about you just put it on credit card?"
Me: "No, I don't want this on my credit card."
She: " O.K. I do it for $150"
Me: "I'm sorry, $100 is all I have. But thank you anyway. I think I'll just to to XYZ spa" At this point I start to put on my clothes.
This usually shocks the shit out of the girl, because at this point she knows that most guys are thinking with their little head and not their big head, which is her big advantage in the negotiating process. When she sees you're not one to be played, she'll back down quickly.
She: "You leaving?!? O.K., O.K., $100. Maybe you pay more next time, O.K."
Me: "Sure" (Lie)
If you walk out the door, the girl knows that she's probably going to have to explain why and certainly doesn't want to tell the spa owner that it's because she's charging twice the going rate and losing the spa customers because of it. Unfortunately, the girls who are gouging rarely have to "face the music" because most guys give in and pay and the boss never knows what's going on. I'm not saying this will work 100% of the time, but of the times this has happened to me, I can tell you it's worked 90+% of the time.
Another thing to remember is that if a girl is willing to price gouge you, it means that she doesn't care about repeat business and that means that your session is more likely to be rushed, or shitty or both. Not caring about repeat business (and / or good reviews in this age of the internet) more than likely means that she's probably just there to make some quick money and then hit the road, so she's going to take her customers for as much as she can squeeze out of them.
SHOWING THEM YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT WALKING IS YOUR BEST NEGOTIATING TOOL WHETHER IN A CAR DEALERSHIP, SPA OR ANY OTHER PLACE OF BUSINESS.
Curious Man
10-23-04, 17:04
OK, I am not a thin guy. Which really means I am over weight. I am not proud of how I look without clothes!
Do the girls at the AMPs in Columbia care about this stuff or act differently? Also, how does the shower deal work? Is it a real shower? Do you see any other people there?
Sorry for the newbie questions! This forum is great and very helpful.
Curious Man
Body size doesnt matter at an AMP and the shower is a regular private shower with the girl, normally you never see anyone except the girls.
I am glad to report that Vicky at Fuji is back from Thailand, saw her yesterday, was wonderful to have her back.
Does anybody have any leads on ladies that might be available in the Central Missouri area other than Columbia? Jeff City, Sedalia, Moberly,etc?
Know anyone who does incall or outcall massage and/or FS in Jeff City? Or lake of the ozarks area?
Thanks
Iamslobbyist
10-27-04, 23:10
I agree with Nashboy. Always pay the 40$ option if the choice is there. I used to pay the 60$ thinking that I want to relax and not be rushed. I have paid this amount and gotten rushed before, so I believe that getting rushed service is more due to the girl and how busy it is than how much was initially paid up front.
If you pay 40$ it gives you 20$ more for leverage for the fun part.
Went to Fuji, Vicki not there. Got Jasmine- the worst provider I've ever had there. Rush job, no enthusiasm on her part- hurry up and cum shit, was probably in and out in less than 15 minutes. Vicki usually has good helpers, this one is a loser. I would avoid her, save your money and walk if she is all you are offered, unless you are in a hurry and don't mind if your provider doesn't care about good service.
KC Questor
11-12-04, 02:20
Visited Lynn's for the first time last weekend. I usually go to AMPs, but figured I'd like to see a real lineup for once. I knew there were two doors, but didn't realize they were on different sides of the house. The front door faces the street. The side door is for exits. There is an outer door with a doorbell, and an inner door with a peephole. I pressed the doorbell and then went inside.
Was greeted at the door after a second of girls shuffling into place by Gena (Jeanna?), a big blond girl who welcomed me and asked if I had been there before. Answered honestly but explained that I knew the drill. The lineup was OK until the last girl, who totally blew me away. Tiny little girl, mixed race but I couldn't possibly identify which -- she could have been part asian, indian, or even black. She had beautiful skin and her hair was up in two little buns. She looked like a pixie.
Unfortunately, for some reason I cannot remember her name. I want to say Nina, but that doesn't sound right. That's what I'll call her here anyway.
I picked her and she seemed really flustered. The other girls helped her collect my room fee, and I chose Gena for a shower. The shower was nowhere near as complete as at an AMP, but it was a table shower and Gena did get totally nude and climb up on top of me to rub me all over. Was a nice start.
Nina came into the room and asked how much I wanted to tip. I put in $60, for oral, which is all I had planned to come in for. Then, at the last second I tossed in another $20. She said "Cool" and disappeared. When she came back, she got out some lotion and started in on a basic massage. This girl is really sweet, looks like she couldn't be a day over 18 (if that), and has an adorable southern accent (everytime I said something she would respond with "Thass cool").
She was really hesitant and ditzy about the whole session, and she told me that it was her second day -- she said I was her first real client and she had just done showers her first day. Now, girls are always saying they are new, but this is the first one I have ever believed. She didn't know how to start, and she couldn't find the right way to unroll the condom without turning on the light.
After a few minutes of oral she stopped and said "You know what you paid for, right?" All of a suddent I thought she was gonna say that I needed to finish because all I was getting was oral, so I said "I thought I did." and she responded with "Well, it is more than this." So I smiled and said "Great, climb on aboard." She was really clumsy and it was obvious to both of us that it wasn't working (man she was digging into my thighs with her hands). She said "I don't really like it on top. I'm lazy, even with my boyfr-... with guys."
We moved into doggy and it was really nice. She has a gorgeous butt, even though her body was way too thin for my normal tastes (she has no discernable breasts). I finished faster than I normally do and she said "Well, that wasn't so bad." (!!!) Like I said, either she is really good con artist or was a true new girl. Anyway, it got me off if it was an act.
I had to explain to her how she needed to walk me out, and she said "You sure you've never been here before?" "Nope, but I know how these houses work." "Thass cool. Seeya." And I was out the door.
All in all it was very nice, a good change of pace from AMPs. It was more rushed, but I had my choice of girls, and it was $20 cheaper than FS at Fuji.
KC Questor
11-12-04, 02:29
Came back through Columbia the next night and decided to try Lynn's one more time. The girl I had seen the day before (Nina?) wasn't there, but Gina/Gena/Jeanna was there and welcomed me again. I was planning to see her since the shower the previous day was nice, but there was also not much other talent in the lineup. Most of the girls looked a little worn.
Had a really nice half hour with Gina (no shower) with oral and a finish on her big natural breasts (I tipped her extra for that). She is a big girl, and I love that, so she was almost exactly my type. Her hair is blonde and gorgeous.
She is sexy in a totally different way from the young "innocent" girl the previous day. Gina was totally comfortable, making it seem like just two people decided to mess around. She is there most days, and I recommend seeing her.
Hit Lynn's at 10 on Friday - A couple of cars in the lot and only 4 girls in the lineup. I picked new girl Jasmine (I pretty sure that was her name). She just arrived in Columbia off a bus from TX. Her stats are 20yr, Blck, 5'7, 125lbs. Really nice natural T&A. Chose the biz special for 1.2. Good CBJ, needs some training on cowgirl but makes up for it with how tight she is. She is the best looking one at lynn's that I have seen. Go see her before she moves on, I will be.
On Saturday, November 6th, while driving back to Kanas City from St. Louis, I decided to check out Fuji's Vickie. I usually go to Lynn's, but wanted to see Vickie since she was back from her trip.
I did have to wait about 20 minutes since she was already with a customer when I arrived. I didn't mind the wait.
Vickie does have a very hot body. My session with her was outstanding with a CBJ, DATY, and different positions for intercourse. I loved doing her doggie-style. While performing DATY on her, I had to come up for air several times like the fish in their fish tank up front when you first come in.
It was very well worth the stop to see Vickie that day. Lean and mean, and wears you're ass out.
Reno Dude.
Wow, you gotta check out the new girl at Fuji! Her name is Iris, and she is smoking hot, about 5'5", thin, very pretty face with a great set of DSL's.
Puss C. Eater
11-27-04, 09:10
Greetings everyone,
I just got back from Columbia where I went to Lynn's for the first time, and Fuji Sauna. Wednesday I arrived at Fuji at 4pm and the door was opened by a hot slender girl. I asked for Iris and was told she was off for the holidays. I asked for Vickie and she told me she was Vickie. She is everything you guys have said about her and more! I paid for a half hour and was there for an hour and a half! Guys, this was one of the best times i've had. Vickie took me to the shower and proceeded to give special attention to my asshole. Now i'm not a fan of having my ass licked but she cleaned me up good and if that's what turns her on. I went down on her and made her cum twice, my face was dripping with her juices. We went through all the positions, but my favourite was missionary because I got to watch the beautific expressions on her face as she came. Her face and neck got all flushed, her eyes half closed and rolling back in her head and she was saying "fuck me! fuck me!" After we were finished we lay there for a minute and cuddled then she stood up and immediatly about fell down. Her legs were so weak her knees had buckled which she thought was funny. She was a very fun girl, she liked to laugh alot, I couldn't understand half what she said, but I wasn't there for conversation. She did say that they were planning on leting Iris go in a week or so because they were having some kind of trouble with her. Vickie also told me she is planing on going back to Thiland in a month or two to be with her family. She said she wants to get out of this business. I offered to marry her but alas she said no. Ha Ha!
I stopped at Lynn's Friday around 3pm as I was leaving Columbia. First time i've been there. About 7 girls lined up. I chose 2 young black girls, DeeDee for the fantasy shower and Mia for the session. Afterwards I wished I had chosen DeeDee for the session because we hit it off and she was so cute. Both girls said they were new there. Mia was totally detached and mechanical. She acted like she didn't know how to give head, or fuck. She was very pretty though, sexy eyes and mouth, great body. She wouldn't let me go down on her. I would go to Lynn's again, but just because of the selection and the price. It only cost me $140.
Anyway, hope you all had as good a holiday as I did.
Happy Cunting all!
Hey I'm a long time reader but first time poster in the Columbia board. Just thought I would share my experiences with Lynn's. I have been there 4 or 5 times, and in the past the line-ups have typically been so so with either 1 or 2 good or none. Last night however was not the case. Every one in there was hot last night. I ended up picking Aliah. Young looking with sandy blonde hair and nice natural breasts. I was a little worried when the first thing she did was tell me things that she wouldn't do, but since they were pretty standard (no kissing on the mouth everything covered, etc) I wasn't too afraid that I misjudged. It actually turned out to be a pretty good time. She liked to talk and has one of those raspy smoky voices that is actually kind of a turn on. Her body was excellent, and her CBJ was so good that I almost asked her to finish that way and not worry about FS. The FS was also great, she had a lot of heat down there which just makes the time that much more fun. Said she has been there 4 months, and lives in columbia, so she may be around for awhile. I reccomend.
I have made several visits to Lynn's over the past couple of months and the selection is definitely hit or miss. Last visit was with Mia, who was mentioned earlier. My experience was the same. She has a very tight, lean young body, but was very mechanical and showed no emotion whatsoever. Previous visit was with Cameron (I believe that was her name), who was white, with a smokin' hot body, but very similar in personality to Mia.
If you get a chance to visit on a Sunday, be sure to check out Anna if she's working. Young and attractive, although not quite as tight and lean as a couple of the others. However, she is tops in the personality department which made for an extremely enjoyable visit. I'll definitely see her again.
Bengal Man
11-30-04, 02:22
I'm also a long time lurker and first time poster and have had 5 recent visits to Lynn's. Years and years ago I visited Lynn's and had a not so great experience and then stuck to the other places (mostly AMPS) and never gave Lynn's another chance until a couple of months ago when I finally tried it again and had a super time with Cameron. A couple of weeks later I went back looking for her and instead had a great time with Leah, who I think is the same girl you're referring to as Aliah - I remember the same "heat down there" you mentioned. The next time it was Katie and then the last two visits I've enjoyed Ellen's company. A previous poster has compared Lynn's lineup to being a kid in a candy store and I feel the same way. Every trip I've had a thoroughly enjoyable time with the girl I chose but always saw one or two other girls that I wanted to come back and spend money on.
Trox Diver
12-02-04, 15:52
I've been to lynns a few times, but never Fuji, where is it in relation to I-70?
Thanks
Hobby For All
12-04-04, 10:41
Gave myself my typical early X-mas present this year as I drive from Nashville to KC. On the way in made an appointment with Vickie for about 11pm. Vickie tried to pawn me off on a new girl, didn't get her name, but passed as I had been waiting a long time for my visit with Vickie.
Same session as always with Vickie, which is great, and one of the best pussys if you like to daty. One new thing this time was I did a lot of anal fingering while daty and FS. Had two fingers in deep for quite awhile and she seemed to enjoy it. Never heard of anyone doing greek with Vickie but may be a possibility. Would have tried but didn't want to take a chance on ruining the mood. Total time 90 minutes.
On my way back home the following week I again made an appointment with Vickie for about 7pm on Saturday after Thanksgiving.
She started talking about how the new girl she had last week was terrible and only lasted 2 days. Glad I didn't let her talk me into it last week. Kept telling be how great she was at the time.
Again tried to pawn me off on a the new girl who answered the door but shut her down again. Vickie still had to finish off the guy she was with, since I got there early. While I was waiting could hear them going at it and Vivkie was more talkitive than normal and very disty sounding. While they were in teh shower cleaning up it was over the top with the way shw was acting and talking, almost made me think she was on something. Very hyper.
When she came back in I was starting to have second thoughts so asked her if the new girl (Helen) was shaved. She was very nice when she answered the door so thought maybe I would give it a shot. Vickie went to check on the condition of the pussy and came back and said not shaved but trimmed, but if I wanted to see her Helen said she would be more than happy to finish shaving while Vickie gave me a shower. With an atitude like that how can you go wrong.
In effort to make an already long post shorter I'll get to the finish in short order:
Massage 8 (Not as great as Vickie but good enough)
Daty - 9 (with a freshly shaven pussy) and she enjoyed very much
FS - 9 All postions available
Attitude 10 After I finished she asked if I coudl go again because she wanted to cum again. Well HELL yeah. Never had 2 pops at an AMP before.
Boby 7 not as lean as Vickie but cute as hell and attitude made up for it.
Over all 8 - If I went back today and had a choice of Helen or Vickie.....I would take Helen.
So all you Vickie fans, give Helen a shot so we can keep her around awhile. Tell her Master Tongue recommended her.
Happy Holidays and may all your dreams be explosive
18Wheels12Roses
12-05-04, 19:58
Hey Fellas,
All I can say is thanks for the advise. I wasn't sure I was going tobe able to use any of it due to a lucky hookup with one of your local bartendresses. I havn't been able to get any time away from her to make the trip to Columbia. Lucky for me she had to work day shift today. I made the trip out to Lynn's. And It was WELL worth the drive. I got Dee Dee for the shower. This is an ok shower but I would reccomend saving the money unless there is a girl you want to preview. I took Kay back to the room and got the business mans special. Clothed Kay is probably a 9.5. You can tell she used to be heavy but has lost alot of weight. A little toneing is all that she lacks. I give her a 10+ on attitude and personality! As soon as I find out my bar girls schedual I will hopefully have time to make a return trip. Kay is definatly worth it.
Play Safe,
18&12
One of these days, I going to have to drive to Columbia to see this Vicki everyone always raves about. When I do go, should I make an appointment?
jsf
Was in Columbia a week or so ago and stopped at Lynns. Choose a cute blonde mid 20s called herslef Helen. Agreed to the 140 35 minute session with the understanding one could have multiple cups. Got the first one real quick she was sort of in a rush but figured that was so we would have seconds. Helen left the room came back a few minutes later and said had been ther for 40 minutes and had to leave! I knew this was not the case but protests fell on deaf ears. When I got to my car notcied that it had only been 30 minutes sicne I got out of the car so I could not have had the full session with her. Not all that pleased and may not stop there again if this is now standard operating procedure. If I do I will not see Helen again and I do not recomend anyone else does.
KC Questor
12-08-04, 02:23
2009:
If you are going specifically to see Vicky then by all means make an appointment. As you could tell from below posts, it it possible to see her by a stroke of luck. But she is a very sought out lady, and only once did I ever go to Fuji and have her be available without an appointment.
Ralph:
I have heard from a number of people that Lynn is very strict with the girls about giving customers what they paid for. There are a number of posts by guys who did have a problem and took it to Lynn and it was made right. I've only been there a few times, but both times there was a manager on site (not Lynn herself though).
With regards to Ralph's and KC Questor's posts re: Lynn's:
I am not a regular at Lynn's, although I have been several times in the past few years. From what I have seen and read (as KC Questor stated) , Lynn is very adament regarding the customer's satisfaction. HOWEVER, Lynn's is like many establishments of this sort (and escort services) in that the time you pay for is the TOTAL time you are with the girl, just not the time you and the lady are unclothed. So basically, your time begins when the lady takes your money (NOT when she returns to the room) and ends when you leave the room. If the girl had seen you out the door after 41 minutes, she no doubt would have had to pay a substantial fine to the house (from what I have heard, Lynn is VERY strict about this).
I've noticed that when I've taken the "businessman's special" there (the 40 minutes), the girl immediately tells me to roll over on my back upon re- entering the room and begins the proceedings (no preliminary massage). If you get the hour, they are more relaxed and not as rushed. Let's say the lady takes your money and doesn't return to the room for 10 minutes. Then let's say that she wants to leave herself 10 minutes at the end of the session to make sure she has time for you to get dressed and gone before she gets in trouble. Out of 40 minutes, that leaves you 20 minutes for actual fun. Unless you are the 18 year-old offspring of Superman, I think most of us would agree that you are the exception rather than the rule if you can get two cups in within 20 minutes.
I realize that you say you were only there for 30 minutes, but you get my point. I do, however, think the girl should not have agreed to what you asked without explaining the strict time limit and the consequences to her if the rules were broken. My advice is to next time tell the girl you'll take the hour (an extra $20) IF and only if you can go for the gold twice. If she agrees and then rushes you out the door after your first thrill, then I think you would definitely have a case to bring to Lynn's attention. However, if you're still pumping away with 10 minutes left on the clock, don't be surprised if she makes you pull out and get dressed without completing mission number two.
The other option (which may or may not be your cup of tea - no pun intended) is to keep your activities to the Asian spas, where there tends to be more of a tendency not to watch the clock as strictly.
I have been to the AMP's in Columbia and enjoy the Vicki vs Sunny chat. I have not heard much about Sunny lately, any recent reports? Plus, are any of the strip clubs in Columbia worth a try? Not looking for someone to take home - just some good nude dancing. Are there any clubs who allow contact during lap dances. A fun change of pace from AMP's. Thanks for any information, I will be in Columbia later this week.
It seems that the time allotment varies somewhat at Lynn's based on the provider. I stopped in this afternoon, and chose from a selection of two. There were a couple others there but were busy at the time I arrived. I chose Allie and opted for the longer session, which she told me was 35 minutes for $100.
The only real difference I can see in the longer time period is that they seem to leave you sitting in the room longer before they come back. She left the room for nearly 15 minutes.
Allie is from Texas, and was referred to Lynn's by Cameron. Attractive, nice body, and very friendly. However, once the session started she seemed to have a list of things she wouldn't do. I know most providers aren't crazy about it, but she is the first to tell me she didn't do CG. She limited the FS to two positions, then advised not to touch the condom. FS is kind of difficult when you are concentrating on what you can and can't touch!
All of the rules served to dampen the enthusiasm, but ended up finishing with a nice CBJ, which is one of her talents. Not a bad overall experience but I think I will choose differently next time.
I have been to the AMP's in Columbia and enjoy the Vicki vs Sunny chat. I have not heard much about Sunny lately, any recent reports? Plus, are any of the strip clubs in Columbia worth a try? Not looking for someone to take home - just some good nude dancing. Are there any clubs who allow contact during lap dances. A fun change of pace from AMP's. Thanks for any information, I will be in Columbia later this week.The two strip clubs in Columbia do allow contact during lap dances. The rules in both are that the guy can touch everything except the area that is or would be covered by the G-string (nude privates are available at Stephanies). The girls pretty much just give a continual lap grind. At Stephanie's they also give a hummer, and stageside contact is better there.
The other club, which was called Eye of the Tiger (formerly Club Vogue) but might have a new name now (and has a web site at eott.biz that isn't quite current), is a little more upscale and has girls that I think are a little smarter and classier. Stephanie's is more relaxed amd more local-bar like. I believe that neither club offers extras no matter now much you buy in dances. Attractiveness of dancers varies and I haven't checked things our for a couple of months. Selection sometimes gets better as the evening gets later.
You have to drive to St. Louis or east of Kansas City on Highway 50 to Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch to get the full contact lap dances.
I've never been to a St. Louis club, but I've had friends who have. They say anything goes across the river.
At the Million Dollar, you can touch everything except the pussy. I've had a couple of the dancers there grab my dick through my pants during dances. Very hot club!
Reno Dude
The two strip clubs in Columbia do allow contact during lap dances. The rules in both are that the guy can touch everything except the area that is or would be covered by the G-string (nude privates are available at Stephanies). The girls pretty much just give a continual lap grind. At Stephanie's they also give a hummer, and stageside contact is better there.
The other club, which was called Eye of the Tiger (formerly Club Vogue) but might have a new name now (and has a web site at eott.biz that isn't quite current), is a little more upscale and has girls that I think are a little smarter and classier. Stephanie's is more relaxed amd more local-bar like. I believe that neither club offers extras no matter now much you buy in dances. Attractiveness of dancers varies and I haven't checked things our for a couple of months. Selection sometimes gets better as the evening gets later.
Visited Lynn's this afternoon. Selected Rachel, who is a very thin, fairly attractive girl with long black hair. She came back to the room quickly. She has lost a great deal of weight (she said something like 130 lbs) and has some excess skin, mostly in the tummy area. Regardless, she is attractive and provided a unique, enjoyable session. In numerous visits to Lynn's this was the first time I ever encountered a provider who was willing to do most anything. Lots of kissing and body contact, great CBJ with 69 (first I've ever seen DATY at Lynn's). No rush at all on the session and seemed genuinely interested that I had a good time.
After completing our business we talked for a few minutes. She confirmed that Lynn's is a one-cup establishment. One must pay another door fee and another provider fee for a second round. She indicated these were the house rules.
There are other, younger providers at this establishment who are more attractive, but I've never met one here yet who provided better service.
Has anybody seen Lynn herself lately? I used to see her years ago before she even opened her own place. I understand that she is working again and wonder if anybody has tried her. If you have would appreciate a PM so could make some inquiries.
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