2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Peter_Girth]

Joe, there are new digits with a different area code listed on CAD.

[Dent55]

Went to a newer apt on Cumberland south of I 90 in the high rise. First time an apt chick tried to up charge me to 180. We settled on 160. Nice session, very sensitive nips that responded well to sucking and VERY sensitive clit. Sherrie I think was her name.

[Joe B Cool]

Peter_Girth,

Thanks for the info.

I tried one of the old numbers to Carol Street and got an answer. The new location is off Dempster east of 294. Met a guy at a gas station and followed him several blocks to the apt. A tall and thin honey with c-cups who looked to be in her late 20's greeted me at the door and led me to the room. After the "gift", shower, and 5 minute rub down I impaled her with my stake for 45 minutes. She begged me to finish and I told her only if she'd give me part of the "gift" back. She didn't answer and offered a finish by hj by motioning with her hands. NO THANKS! I counter offered with a 20 minute massage. She promised she would, and after another 5 minutes of pile driving I exploded with a thrust that tried to reach her tonsils. When she tried to stand up, she stumbled into the wall and bumped her head! LOL! She sat on the bed rubbing her head and her pelvis and we started laughing. She cleaned us up and 5 minutes into the "post-massage" the dude bangs on the door and says something in chinese. She doesn't even answer him and gives me a great massages for 15 more minutes. Afterward, I give her a hug and she kisses me on the cheek. When I leave the room there's two guys and two hot looking girls sitting in the living room and they start giggling? The guy that met me at the gas station gets up, shakes my hand, and gives me a business card with a new phone number and says the girls change every two weeks. The honey gives me a bottled water and some candy and
I ride off into the sunset wondering if they had a camera in the room and were watching the entire event? Until next time.

[The Looper]

Went to AS today. The alternate location just south of 90. Saw Crystal, she was here a few months back.

She gives a great massage and really enjoys when you DATY. She gets really wet. I don't like to make a habit of it but I just can't resist when I'm there and it's in my face.

She then did a nice CBJ and I finished with me on top.

I may go see her again as she will be here for a month or so. You gotta love the apt scene. Safe and convenient.

TheLooper

[RealFun]

Hey guys, I have questions about Chinese apts. I've done the Rfd amps hundreds of times (literally... hundreds...) but have never been to a Chinese apt. So my questions aren't at all about how to score, but about where to go, who to call.

I'll soon be traveling to Chicago from Wisconsin, through Rockford. Here's my wish list for the trip. I don't care which city I go to as long as its not too far out of the way between Rfd and Chi. I'm hoping for something that's relatively easy to find. I'm not too picky on looks or body, of course within reason. Age is absolutely not an issue as long as she's younger than 50. I'm more interested in finding a girl that's likely to be down to earth, enthusiastic, real. It would be nice if she's bored and lonely and actually looking forward to having a customer show up. Massage isn't too important, but fs is a must, and I hate to be rushed.

I know that it can be difficult to track down a specific girl because of the quick rotations, lack of line up, etc. So if a speific girl recommendation isn't possible, I'm hoping to be steered towards an ad that typically provides what I described above. I know how to negotiate extras, and I can handle watching the clock and not getting rushed.

I suppose I could easily look at CAD myself and mapquest out a plan of action, a route to follow with a list of numbers, etc. But I'm hoping that my 370 posts entitles me to a bit of laziness and just ask for some pin pointed recommendations to help me get my Chinese cherry popped. The trip came up at the last minute and I'm going to be real busy in the next couple of days, so your immediate knowledge of the lay of the land will help me immensely. Of course I'll report on how it goes.

Please excuse this post being duplicated in a couple different sections.

Thanks in advance,
real

[RealFun]

Thanks to everyone for all the fast responses via pm! I have plenty of great tips to work with. I'm pretty rushed right now but I'll respond personally when I get a chance.

[Dent55]

Went to Deerfied apt on friday, had "Hanna". Very nice girl, slightly enhaced C cups that felt and looked great. Very clean.

I highly recomend.

[Joe B Cool]

Anyone know of this escorts?

[Joe B Cool]

More photos of this hottie.

[Joe B Cool]

And another.

[Joe B Cool]

One more of her.

[Joe B Cool]

And last but not least.

[Aruba Jack]

Used to frequent the Chinese apt that recently moved to near Dempster and Greenwood. There was a girl there named Shi Shi (She She), has anyone seen her lately?

She was heading for New York the last I heard, approx. May/June.

Thanks

[Peter_Girth]

Aruba Jack, Shi-Shi was in "New York" again as of two weeks ago. The proprieter indicated she would be back next month which, in fact, is this month already.

I know she has been there since the move so it is likely she will be back. My last visit there was a girl named "Wendy", she told me her chinese name but for the life of me I cannot remember it, it was a toughie. Don't you hate it when they "Americanize" their names, I like those exotic names along with all the other exotic tidbits. Not bad, but lacking those long nipples. Good eatin' though, nice and clean and just enough fur to tickle your nose. ;^)

[Aruba Jack]

Peter Girth,

I never made the "connection" with Shi-Shi, I was introduced to her on my exit. She seemed a little older and perhaps a little "chunkier" than the other girls, but it was dark.

Is Shi-Shi worth the effort?

Thanks

[Barney]

Went to the Oriental Nail place, 2700 Peterson. After reading a few reviews tought I give it a try. $65 at the door. Got in the room, first on right wiht a door and a shower. No shower offered, but just took one at home.

Not much of a massage. she started in on the "sell". Had Lucy or something like that. Agreed on a certain services and a price. Well when it was time for her to preform, she started out good but didn't deliver all that was agreed to, stopped in the middle of things and left the room, once or was it twice. She did finish things but not in the way it was agreed to. You can't have much fun when you know you are being cheated.

BTW, I am not old, fat, ugly or smelly and don't look like LE

I complained. She starts in with some shit about what other girls do, other places, and what they get $, ect. I tell her bullshit, that I been to alot of places and I know prices and services and that I am talking about here and now and for what I paid I didn't think I got very good service.

I complained to the dickhead guy at the font desk on the way out. All the girls are sitting there and hear me. All of a sudden they all get real stupid and no seems to understand English. Well they all understood and they call the girl I had up front. I agiain repeated that I did not like the massage I got. Dickhead says, oh sorry. I tell them all that I won't be back.

Then I walk out, and there is a unmarked cop car sitting there just to the east of the place, same side. I walk past, the guy is checking me out. I take afew more steps and look back and this cop is talking on his radio. SHIT. I parked on a side street, so I take the long way to my car lokking around for other cop cars. Didn't see any.

WON'T go back and don't reccomend it. It looks like the heat might be onto this palce. To many good places in Mount Prospect and NW Indiana.

Barney

[Andorman]

I have been a lurker for some time, but have been finally upgraded to a Regular Member. I have been doing the Asian apartment scene for a while, but now I want a little variety. Does anyone know of any EMP or Latino MP action in the area?

[Member #5481]

Hey Barney,

I did not have as bad an experience as you, however, the experience at Peterson was not good enough to warrant repeat.

I also was put in front room and had Kelly. The massage was barely okay and when it came for negotiations she wanted .6. for HJ. I told her .4 was all I had and all she was going to get. She said not enough money, so I said fine just the massage then.

Of course she ended up taking the .4 however I hate the bad negotiation and the fact that she wants the money right then and then leaves the room for a few minutes.

You are right there are much better alternatives for the same money.

Tee

[Peter_Girth]

Aruba Jack, I would not say she is "chunkier" than the other girls at all. She might look a little older in the face because she has a thin face. She is definitely worth the effort.

[Joe B Cool]

Went to Deerfield location and was greeted by an older asian that didn't look the part (She was about 45, wearing shorts, a tank top, and no makeup). When I asked her where the young hottie was she points to herself. "NAW! That's OK." I tell her and she starts hugging me and feeling on my crotch. "Come on honey, I show you good time." she says, but I tell her nope "for 1.6 I want a young hottie." This old mamasan starts licking her lips and sucking on her finger, "come on you'll like it." and she's stroking my meat. I ask her how much and she gets her phone and types 1.6. Nope, i'll pass and she grabs me and types in 1.4. I think about it for 2 seconds and decline. She calls the headquarters and passes me the phone. I talk to the screener and I tell her I want a young hottie not grandma. She tells me to come back next week.

Fellas, I think if we are more selective instead of settling for whatever the apartments give us we can get some higher quality poon in here rather than getting New York's "sloppy seconds". I know this can be difficult, (The one-eyed snake doesn't discriminate) but after I left my pocket felt just fine with 1.6 in it to spend on another day.

[Ifnot]

J B Cool,

Thanks for the honest and objective report. You certainly exercised good judgement and did not mess it up for the rest of us. Consumer demand will determine the inventory.

Thanks

[Aruba Jack]

Went to the apt. at Algonquin and Goebbert Rd. Not bad at all, girl named Vivian a little pudgy but overall a good experience.

Has anyone noticed that all the Chinese apts. seem to use the same pink condums?

[Aruba Jack]

Hey Guys,

I think maybe a new location (to cover other burbs) should be added.

Perhaps Des Plaines/Arlington Heights/Schaumburg? Seems to be a number of Chinese Apts in those areas.

[Chi Guy]

Aruba,

The Mt. Prospect board pretty much covers those areas. If you still feel that we need another topic, go to "Suggest New Topics" under "Site Administration." That's how I got Jackson to add the Melrose Park board.

[Peter_Girth]

AJ, don't complain about the pink condoms. Those are the good Japanese ones, I think Kimono is the brand. Maybe Okamoto, I have used them both. Popular in AMPs also.

[Aruba Jack]

Was not complaining about the pink condoms, there has been some posts about the Chinese apts being somehow conected and I find it curious that every one i've been to (about 10) use the same condoms.

I am not talking conspiracy, but how much of a coincidence is that?

[Peter_Girth]

AJ, the reason they probably use those Japanese brands, aside from the fact they are very good, is that they come in bulk packs of like 100 and 250 for very reasonable prices. If you are going to be using LOTS of them it pays to buy in bulk. That is what I do. ;^)

[HappyGardener]

Since we are speaking of condoms, one of the regular girls that i see turned me on to "Twisted Pleasure" trojans. She says she really likes the way they feel inside her. Hey anything I can do....

While I was at Target the other night looking for condoms, I found a new kind called " Sustained Pleasure". they are also Trojans. they have Benzocane inside the condom. Supposed to be oderless and tasteless. I think benzocane is what is in Ambusol the toothache stuff. Anyway i tried one, and sure enough it did the trick. It really cut down on the sensation, so i didn't bust a nut too quick. Almost too much though. When I wanted to come I couldn't, so i had her finish me with a BJ. Don't know if her mouth was numbed by the leftover lubricant. Guess I need more research. :) I will report my findings. But I have been wondering if i could bbring one of those into the chines apts. Between their muscle control and tight pussies, I usually last about 60 seconds.

[Dent55]

Linda/Anna from earlier this year is back at the Skokie apt. Actually remembered me. Nice girl. Nice natural top.

[Joe B Cool]

[Don't know if her mouth was numbed by the leftover lubricant.]

Happy,

That's too funny. :-) I can imagine the drool after you popped.

[Member #6131]

HG,

I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one getting loved a short time. Funny you brought this benzocane up. I've been thinking about looking into something like that as well.

[Aruba Jack]

Along the lines of the Joe B Cool post on 10-05-04, I had a similar experience at the Deerfield location only it was a totally UG*Y YOUNG Chinese girl, OOOOH YUK YUK!!!!!!! The mamasan (Jenifer) would have been better.

Anyway I did not back away, what an experience, I still have nightmares.

So at another place with a cute girl I said " my pals think they keep the better looking girls in New York", except for her of course.

Basically she confirmed that, she said 1) the girls like New York better, 2) the "bosses" in New York seem to decide who they send to Chicago and California and we (Chicago) don't seem to care how they look as long as they F**k good, so we gets what we gets.

I know these Chinese apts are hit and miss, but lately mine have been mostly miss.

Somehow we need to send a message to our New York counterparts that things need to improve.

I hope that at least some of the apt. locations monitor this "station" and think about how their service/quality has gone downhill over the past 6 months.

Just thinking out loud, maybe we need to be more diligent in rating the apts and the girls therein (by name).

So, whadathink guys?

[Joe B Cool]

Went to Wheeling area apt. this week and actually met the chica that answers the phone. She doesn't have that "fresh off the boat" look, but more of the 2nd generation asian hotties you see in the area. Looks - 9, body - 7, personality - 9. She was very casual and friendly. I thought since she runs the joint she would be more "cold shoulder/ business" like, but this was one of the best experiences i've had ever. She started by saying if I wasn't satisfied she would give me my money back. After I showered she started with a good massage for about 15 min. then she started working her magic. She definitely knows how to wake the snake. I don't prefer CBJ, but she gave me one that almost made me pop! I actually had to stop her and think about baseball. (LOL) We then went to insertion. There is no greater feeling than to be with someone that not only knows how to do "it", but enjoys doing "it". For the next 45 min. she gave me a GFE i'll never forget. Her hands squezzing my ass as I drove mish. Her nails tenderly digging into my back as we DFK. In fact this is the first time I ever DFK a provider. She was very well groomed and from viewing the box, she came several times. Her muscle control and soft skin kept me in nirvana the entire session.

Even when one of you mongers called during our session! She asks me to reach over to the nightstand and get her cell. She answers it and while talking to one of you mongers, I couldn't resist giving her a little thrust. It caused her to let out an "ooh!".

She gets off the phone and calls me "naughty". We get back into it deep and she arches her back as my hands hold her waist and she has both hands pressed against the wall above her head. We then go to doggie and this is the shit! I grab her waist and she gives me a show that is to die for. The mirror in the room gives me a great view of her nice b's swinging and she bites her lip as the tip of the pinkie explores the back door. At this point she flips her shoulder length silky black hair as she looks over her shoulder at me and that's all it took. I explode and she reaches back and grabs my ass to make sure i'm as deep as possible. She squezzes her muscles and I feel every ounce of "nectar" releasing. After a few moments of cuddling and kissing, she cleans up, I take a shower, and lay on the bed. She goes in and takes a shower and I lay there watching her shower from the bedroom. ( In fact I brought my camera to sneak some pics, but totally forgot about the mission.) She comes out, lays down, and we talk, laugh, and massage each other. She tells me she's going to pick up a 20 yo. at 10 and asks me to come back. I tell her only if she's available and she says she knows my number. We get dressed, I paid 1.4, so I tip her .2 and she's very appreciative. We walk out together, and as she gets to her car she hugs and kisses me and tells me to make sure I call her.

I know she is a pro and i'm one of a thousand guys she's done this to, but it still feels damn good!

Joe

[Joe B Cool]

For all of the "lurkers" who do nothing but comsume this sites resources like locusts. DO NOT pm me asking for info about girls I write about. I will not share any info with anyone that has less than 20 posts sharing their experiences with the rest of us. And don't give me any of that sorry crap about trying to get your feet wet or busting your "mongering" cherry! Every monger on this site had to pop their cherry and most of us did it without the aid of this awesome site that Jackson has put together!

Quid Pro Quo, dammit!

Joe

[Aruba Jack]

Joe B "[Deleted by Admin]",

Since you choose to use this forum as YOUR personal scoreboard, why even bother posting your conquests.

WHAT A [Deleted by Admin]!

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending removal of Personal Attacks in the text. To avoid delays in future reports, please do not post Personal Attacks in the Forum. Thanks!

[Aruba Jack]

Went to apt near Algon. & Arlington Hgts. early 10-22 met guy at gas station, followed him to apt.

Girl was Penny, not bad, kind of a sleepy performance, but much better than recent experiences. I guess looks at 5, body at 5 enhanced rack and performance a 6.

[Nocturn]

Visited the apartment at I-355 and Maple tonight. I am never sure what the hours are, but 11pm was OK.

"Sue" had me take off my shoes as expected. 5'6" or so, decent fake ones, nice trimmed yet hairy bush.

She gave me the token massage, and seemed surprised when I offered her one. She really enjoyed the having her feet and thighs massaged (not simultaneously). I enjoyed looking at her naked. She's got a tatoo halfway between the belly button and the main event, she said it was a good luck charm. I told her the good luck was a couple of inches lower and she did some light touching of herself. Massage led to DATY, she either liked it or faked it into some quality missionary -- doesn't really matter to me. It finished nicely for both of us, and she went into the good massage that she skipped in the beginning.

"Sue" is from Beijing, got here 2 days ago (10-21?), and will be here 10 days. Not sure whether or not that's 10 days from today or when she got here.

[Aruba Jack]

By the way Joe B (un) Cool

A quote from Wsg Forum:

"Dedicated to providing a forum for the free and OPEN exchange of information regarding prostitution throughout the world."

[Thepretender]

. I will not share any info with anyone that has less than 20 posts sharing their experiences with the rest of us.
Quid Pro Quo, dammit!

Joe

I requested some info via PM, have the 20 posts (actually, 2 or 3 more than you do, Joe) and my request was ignored. Are you sure you'll share with anyone?

[Joe B Cool]

Aruba Jack,

Note the Key Word in the quote; "EXCHANGE"! IMHO there are lurkers who want info. but don't share. Also, when I get pms from guys who want phone numbers, addresses, and names when they've had 1 or 2 posts I get very suspicious. If you asked me for info. and you have just as many posts as I do I apologize if I didn't respond. I might have unintentionally deleted your post along with the many requests from lurkers who want to "play without pay".

Joe.


By the way Joe B (un) Cool

A quote from Wsg Forum:

"Dedicated to providing a forum for the free and OPEN exchange of information regarding prostitution throughout the world."

[Joe B Cool]

Tropiccom,

If you pm'd me and I didn't respond, it was unintentional. PM again and let's "exchange" info. Be very careful regarding who you exchange info. with because everyone on this site is not a supporter of mongering. Since Lee Street was busted, I get very suspicious of "lurkers" who ONLY post messages like "Went to Russian massage and got nothing, totally legit". They don't post any illegal activities they were involved in, but they ask for specific info. from you. Sure, the po-po can infiltrate the mongering scene, but I'm not going to help them or any other "hater" who thinks they're Donnie Brasco!

Joe


I requested some info via PM, have the 20 posts (actually, 2 or 3 more than you do, Joe) and my request was ignored. Are you sure you'll share with anyone?

[HappyGardener]

I think I have to side with Joe B Cool on this one AJ.

I have PM'd Joe and he has answered me back. The first time his response was a little slow, but it was August and everything runs slower in August.

AJ, you have a total of 10 reports:

--2 of them are personal attacks on Joe. One of those has already been delteted by Jackson. You will soon be bordering on being dismessed or banned if you keep up the personal attacks. Not my waring, but also listed in the rules that you so freely cut and pasted.

--3 of the posts are contributions to a discussion that was on-going on the board. Thats fine, that is why this called a forum.

--1 of them is a suggestion for a new topic.

--4 of them are posts that contribute pertinant, useable information.

In replying to PMs, I will reply to people who actually make contributions, not just ask for questions. I do look at the number of posts and do forum searches on those people. There are too many people who lurk on this board, don't contribute, post one line questions or PMs. Jackson added "Views" back in on this version of the software. I think it is a telling feature. Take a look at a particualr topic or thread. Look at the views vs. posts. It will often be a 100 to 1. Who are all those people?

If someone posts on a regular basis, we can at least get a feel for their "personality" or how they will react. Judging by your limited posts right now AJ, I would say you are rather thin skined and quick to anger.

[HappyGardener]

Since the general public no longer uses maps and only uses Mapquest, we need to be careful what towns information is posted to.

For instance: AJs report on the apt near Alrlington heights and Algonquin is no where near Evanston. You can stand in that intersection and spit on Exercise Spa in Mt. Prospect. That post shouldnot be in this thread.

The same with I-355 and Maple. That is down in Darian a Southwest Suburb. You could stretch and put it in the South Suburbs or better yet the Downers Grove/ Lombard thread.

I bring this up because last year, many peopel were reporting on Maywood action in the Chicago board. Mongers were driving up and down Washington in Chicago looking for and intersection with 5th ave. There isn't one. If you start downtown, you can drive about 10 or 15 miles west on Washington before you hit Maywood.

My point is, just think before you post about where you actually are.

[Dent55]

Went to the skokie apts last week, "ouwi" was there, supposedly young and cute, try, no way in hell cute, lots of stretch marks, and no way as young as she or you said. Time to start looking elsewhere or paying less until the qualoiity goes up.

[Zipper Ripper]

People!

Can we just get along, some of us are shy about a pulbic forum and would rather pm instead making fools of ourselves.

[Aruba Jack]

Truce!

[Orangecrush]

HG is right. I suggested to Jackson awhile back that Chicago be broken down as folows:

Chicago
North Suburbs
Northwest Suburbs
West Suburbs, etc

The problem is, as I see it, is the towns run hot and cold. The number of posts vary depending on the current towns that are in vogue and, you can see that by the timing of some of the most recent posts. Further, there is also the geography problem. I honestly can't tell you where Morton Grove is. But, it would be convenient for me to know that, tomorrow I am visiting Northbrook. Therefore, I could look at the North suburbs and find some place where there might be some more action. Sometimes people post in multiple areas to alleviate this problem. Wouldn't it be easier (and possible with the software enhancements) to start a new thread? I note that I can not start a new thread, but I'm sure there is someway to remedy this.

[HappyGardener]

While driving West on Dempster today, I spotted a new neon sign in one of the old EMPs. The sign said something like June-AOK Spa or some words to that effect. It is on the south side of the street, just east of the Skokie Swift terminal. I think it is in the strip mall where the Lovers Lane store is.

And the old VIP spa has a for lease sign in it.

[Member #5481]

HG,

I will try the new spa in the next few days and TOFTT. If anyone gets to it before then let us know so money and time can be saved.

Tee Time

[Love It]

Went to the Chinese place in Arlington heights a few days ago. Got Sasha (taiwan).$60 entry. 1.0FS. GF experience. BJ with good stim for the balls. Mish and doggie. Average looks about a 7.Body at 7..about 5'5, 140#,b-cup. 8 for the performance. Not particularly tight. Nice girl..mid 20's.

[Past Tense]

I had a business appointment in Skokie today and decided to visit one of the Apartments afterward. Called one of the CAD places and headed over. The location is actualy in Niles off Dempster.

Do the wait at the gas station and follow the dude over routine, enter the apartment and am introduced to Lily "a nice chinese girl", 5'-6", slender, poor English. I give Lily the 160 and am told to undress. She undresses (toned, bushy, nice Bs but small nips) and gets started with rubbing but is pretty mechanical and aloof. I start some DATY action to get her warmed up, takes a bit before she seems to be respond but when I'm ready to move on she jumps up and wipes her snatch down with a baby wipe. OK. I'm not ugly or fat or smell bad, I even brushed my teeth before heading over. On the BJ she refuses to consider anything but covered so she starts and its not bad but would be a whole lot better uncovered.

She has enough of that and indicates that I should now do her missionary so I do a little more DATY to make sure she's lubed and once again she breaks the action to wipe off. Missionary, cowgirl and doggie, all mechanical and uninspired. I have a sensitivity issue with condoms and need to make up for that with the other senses but it's not happening with this chick. I'm doing her from behind with her flat on the bed and I figure I might as well go for it so I start playing with her asshole a bit and since she doesn't complain about that I start to stick my thumb up there. She reaches back and pulls my hand away but continues to let me pump her. Now I'm thinking, "What would lefty do?" She's lying there totally passive with her face on the bed and her eye's closed so I decide to shift around a bit, pull off the rain coat and bareback her (not anally, sorry lefty). The instant the condom is off her head whips around and she's twisting away under me.

At this point I'm faced with the choice of either putting her into the full nelson and dealing with the door dude when he hears her screaming or backing off and accepting the HJ she is offering. I opt to cool it and accept the finish. She lets me shower and I get dressed without her saying a word. The door dude asks how everything was and I say OK, he replies that the new girls are in next week and to come back. As I'm leaving she flashes me the "Don't ever come back to see me" look.

Two things struck me about this. She was so paranoid about bodily fluids that I would guess that she has been told that all American men are diseased. The other thing is that I know that all of you mongers are perfectly safe and always behave like gentlemen, but from her reaction I don't believe that I'm the first guy to try and slip it to her uncovered. She was just waiting for me to try.

[Squat]

I wanted to put in my $.02...
First of all, I know I haven't contributed much to this forum recently. In part, it's due to digging the same ol' well week in and week out. I still do visit few Chinese Apt's, Singapore, and 'Romancehour' on a weekly basis. Is it really necessary to post a report after every visit? IMHO, once is enough. We all know that Gals change every 7 to 10 days @ Chinese Apt's & Romancehour. Sometimes I find reports too redundant and boring (too much self-bragging of how they screwed the living hell out of poor chinese gals). This is not a personal attack on anyone, just from the way I see it. As far as sharing info's, I think everyone has their right whether they're going to share with certain members. If someone wants to know something specific and they're not getting any replies, then they can do their own search. How did we all begin this hobby? The right way, adventuring on their own, and I still do...

[Member #5481]

Went to the new spa on Dempster Happy Gardner had spotted right beside Lovers Lane. Forgot 2 things: to double check the name and ask if they have table shower (which was not offered).

Anyway, went in and 3'6" mamasan came out and took me back. There are about 6 rooms all with doors. Was given Kim and did not see anyone else. Kim was about 40, decent body and Korean (color me surprised). House fee was 70 and she seemed happy with 40 tip for HS. Do not know if any other options available as that is all I went for.

Kim said they opened on Monday so lucky I did not say yes when she asked if I had been there before. She said they had an ad in the sun times and have been getting a lot of calls but not too many customers yet.

Tee Time

[Joe B Cool]

...so I start playing with her asshole a bit and since she doesn't complain about that I start to stick my thumb up there.
... so I decide to shift around a bit, pull off the rain coat and bareback her (not anally, sorry lefty).

At this point I'm faced with the choice of either putting her into the full nelson and dealing with the door dude when he hears her screaming....

She was so paranoid about bodily fluids that I would guess that she has been told that all American men are diseased.
....I don't believe that I'm the first guy to try and slip it to her uncovered. She was just waiting for me to try.

1. Try the pinkie before going directly to the thumb! Geez!

2. Why would you want to risk your health by doing her bareback?

3. Put her in the full nelson? You're just kidding right?

4. Although most sw's have no self-esteem, apartment chicas are just the opposite. To them it's just business and they have the idea of having their own business someday, getting married, having children and living long lives. Thus, they don't want to risk catching anything from anyone.

5. I can truly say that i've never tried going bareback nor do I want to. You must not be married.

For most of us married guys, the thrill of getting some "strange" anonymously is all the pleasure we need. Banging the same "skins" for 9 years gets boring and a little trim on the side adds an ego boost to the libido. However, the thought of trying to explain to your SO how you caught a std is enough to keep the jimmy hat nice and secure.

Joe

[Dent55]

There is a women at the Skokie apt from Malaysia there this week, a different look then the regular Koprean and Chinese. Very tight.

[Ifnot]

Anyone been to the new AMP's in Skokie/Evanston area ? Since the VIP closed, there has been no action in this area but two new places have opened. Any news anyone?

[Member #1402]

Asian girl who used to give fbsm, does anyone know how to contact her? Please PM me.

Thanks!

[Love It]

Excellent service in Chinese apt (Milwaukee av). Girl was mid 20s pretty with excellent bod, small on top. Total GFE. 1.6 total.

PM me for details.

Love it

[Eisner58]

I drove by the new one next right to Lovers Lane on Dempster Saturday 3pm and it was not open. Address is 4849 Dempster. The unlit neon sign said "June Salon Spa." I was really looking to pop one off there. Oh well. What was the other one you found?

[Randolph]

I had another, always delivers, service call yesterday. she had two girls in from ny. the one i had was coco or somthing like that. At least 30 but impossible to tell. small tits but nice chewy korean nips. no bullshit just full service delivered with a smile and one hell of a dfk. once i started to kiss her she just went nuts and attacked my mouth. nice girl.

Will have to get back before the end of the month, when they leave, to try her compatriot, susie or somthing. as i was leaving, coco told me to try her next time and susie got up off the couch and grabbed my package and gave me a smile. nice looking full bodied and nice look. maybe it helps that i'm a regular and jennifer knows me when I call.

overall, this is the best operation i have ever encountered. always full service for the right price.

Randolph

[Joe B Cool]

I recently did some traveling and I have to admit that living near the third largest city in the country we get crap! First take a look at the attached picture. Next, imagine walking in the door of a "massage spa" at lunchtime on a Monday and seeing 6 hotties like this sitting on a sofa trying to look tempting enough for you to pick them. You choose one and she springs up from the couch and takes you by the hand to a private room with a huge mirror next to the bed. She closes the door and excitedly gives you a hug and kisses you and helps you get undressed. Next, wearing spiked "fuck me" pumps, she leads you to a table shower, gets undressed, and gives you a body shower with that rack and neatly trimmed bush. After thoroughly cleaning EVERY inch of your body, she towels you off and takes you back to the private room. Next, she poses for you in the nude for a few minutes, then tells you to turn on your stomach and kneels over you while giving you a nice massage. As you start to think about fucking that ass, she starts licking your back with her tongue. She works her way to your brown eye and as you get up on your knees with anticipation, she grabs your meat from underneath with one hand, and as the other opens your cheeks for full access, she licks your hole for 5 full minutes, nearly making you come 4 times! Next, she turns you on your back and goes bb69 while making the most erotic porno sounds heard. As you taste her sweet clit, she comes. Now she gently covers your meat because she wants it inside her. She mounts you reverse asian and makes sure you have front row seats to the show. As you finger her browneye, she moves with ecstacy. Soon, you think about not wanting to miss the opportunity to fuck her in every position imaginable and she complies with your wishes. Standing up, mish, doggie, and soon the rush comes and she begs you to shoot on her tits! You gladly comply and she doesn't avoid your nectar, but rubs it over her body. She tells you to lay down and comes back with a warm towel for your face and cleans you up while you catch your breathe. She lays down next to you and kisses your chest, sucks your manly nips, and rubs her tits on your meat. After 15 minutes of caressing, she stands up and models for you because she loves how her body looks and wants to show it off. She puts, her skimpy cotton shorts, her 4 inch spiked fuck me pumps, and bikini top that ties in the front on and takes you by the hand and leads you past the lobby, where there are 5 other girls that look like her waiting for men to show up, and walks you out the door and down the hall to the stairs. She gives you a long kiss on the lips, grabs your hand and puts it on her ass for one last squeeze, and tells you to promise to come back and see her. THIS ALL FOR 1.6!!! I HAVE BEEN RUINED AND CAN NOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE GO BACK TO ANY OF THESE LOCAL WANNABE'S ANYTIME SOON.

[Taco Malo]

....like chicks in that photo (in heels and the whole bit) can be had at Pine Tree in Rockford.

Expect to pay 2 hund for everything. Very enthusiastic.

And as Joe says:

HIS ALL FOR 1.6!!! I HAVE BEEN RUINED AND CAN NOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE GO BACK TO ANY OF THESE LOCAL WANNABE'S ANYTIME SOON.


...I agree

[George W. Bush]

So where did you have to go for all that for 1.6, Joe? Maybe I need to think about booking a weekend flight somewhere.

[Jasper Malloy]

Where, indeed.

[Joe B Cool]

Becuase of my line of work I had to travel to San Francisco, San Diego, and Honolulu. In San Francisco I went to Golden Flower and had a great time with a young hottie. In Honolulu I got the best service ever. I went to Rainbow7 and a local favorite just happened to be in town that day (Mya). If you get a chance, read about both of these places on the respective boards and start saving up! On my flight home, I got very depressed thinking about what I was leaving behind and what awaited me in the 3rd largest fuckin city in the country! The stewardess couldn't bring those damn drinks fast enough. Just thinking about Mya on that long ass flight caused me to go rub one out in the bathroom. ( Does that qualify me for the mile-high club?) I've put in a request to get transferred immediately!

Joe

[Kattman]

Tried the June Salon in Skokie, on Dempster next to Lovers Lane, about 3 miles east of I94. Paid .70 at the door, then the tiny old mamisan ushered me into a massage room. Kim entered the room and smiled. She is a warm Korean 40-something with a pretty face and decent body. She said that there is a shower, but it is a standing stall, and she discouraged this part of the service. Kim gave a decent massage, with pleasant conversation, and a nice happy ending with no tip discussed. This was refreshing for me, since I do not enjoy haggling and passive-agressive relations during service.

I tipped .40, for a total of 1.1, and she seemed pleased. I had a very good experience, and recommend this highly if you do not wish to spend 1.6 plus, you do not need FS, and if an older girl suits your fancy. I believe that they are open from 11-10 pm.

[Dent55]

Went to the apt in skokie this week, Jo Jo, ugh. I think the person that spoke some time ago about chicago getting the new york left overs was right, we should demand better. The question is how, ... can we really control our desires enough to boycott the apts, I say lets boycott one apt, the apt in Skokie until they provide better!

[Wanetays]

I tried June Spa last night on Dempster. I am a first time poster on WSG but no stranger to the AMP scene...

June Spa is a loser on many levels. Start with location. Well lit main street with heavy traffic directly next door to a big Lovers Lane store in an otherwise semi deserted mini strip mall. If your car is in that lot, there is no other plausible reason for being there except that you are attempting a belly squirt delivered by the hand of a 40 something Korean woman.

Funky doorbell situation. Think about every AMP you have ever had the pleasure to have ejaculated in. Every time that front door opened to welcome the next overstressed "massa-gee" seeker some variant of an obnoxious doorbell would ring out loud in the whole place. A wake up call saying "we have company". This place was different. Walk in and wait several minutes. No Mamasan. No acknowledgment of my desire to soil their hot towel. I had to go back outside and ring the doorbell to get someones attention. Here comes Mamasan. Shriveled, she says "you want massa-gee?" I say "yes". Back to the room. Girl comes in. 40 something. Nice body. Grimace on face looks etched. Any attempt at a smile would cause her face to crack. She says to get undressed and get on the table. I ask for the table shower and am told that there is none and if I want a shower I could take one myself but she encouraged me not to.

On to the table. Least inspired ever. Although a bar is on the ceiling, no back walking. 15 minutes of mild pushing my back around. None of the finger and toe cracking. No hand clapping on my back. Nada. 15 minutes and she says all done. I say what about some more? She says where? I point. She says no. I say c'mon. She say's ok...

After about 1 minute she starts saying "ready?" about every 15 seconds. Let me play with her titties but under shirt while complaining that she is ticklish...

Never asked my name. I asked her and she replied "Mrs. Somebody". Total time in Spa 25 minutes. Unless desperate or things change stay away from this place. Almost all of many other AMP experiences at many different places have been better than this. Go to Singapore Salon for a true AMP experience (which in my opinion must begin with a table shower with a young-ish cutey wearing rubber boots taking ladles of hot water to the table that will shortly be my bathing throne).

Wanetays

[Nik98]

Hello everyone, Has anyone tried this place? What are the offerings? I didn't know where to post because the location does not exist in the forum but based on the maps, it's close to Evanston and Skokie. I called and the lady told me it's on Waukegan and Golf Road.

Nik

[Aruba Jack]

I agree with Dent 55, WE should try to organize our group, for BETTER QUALITY. Stranger things have happened.

Just a thought, those of US that are visiting the same apts. on a regular basis mention something to the "people" in charge or the current "resident" at those apts. and see what happens.

These people are not DUMB, perhaps WE should tell them that this site monitors their performance and perhaps they should plug-in to see what the CUSTOMERS think.

I for one will walk out on ANY apt where the "GIRL" is not EXTREMELY APPEALING.

I have recently taken to the "ESCORT" scene, although a bit more costly, at least you see what your getting ahead of time. The apts. used to be a mystery, but at least the "girls" were young and accomodating.

Now, it seems like these "girls" think all Americans are PIGS and they are doing us a favor by "servicing" us.

I know a few of the people who seem to be in charge, I will call and let them know, WHAT CAN IT HURT?

Anyone else feel the way Dent 55 and I feel? SPEAK UP.

[Squat]

IMHO, YMMV @ any Apt places. Personally, I didn't think "JoJo" from Asian Sweetheart was THAT bad. Perhaps I had worse from other places. Each to his own for their tastes and their scale. Every once in a while, I don't mind having a gal from Singapore, Vietnam, Thailand, for a different taste. Believe me, I've had worse experience with escorts. While we're complaining about the quality of Chinese apt's, I'd rather take my chances with them over any over-priced escorts. But then again, isn't that the reason why we continue to hobby? To strike that gold-mine???

[Vazooli]

To Nik98 (and anybody else who was ever curious):

Heavenly Massage on Waukegan is straight massage. You will get a nice, relaxing massage, but no extras whatsoever. They do an expecially nice foot massage.

But don't expect a happy ending.

Vazooli

[Orangecrush]

No extras available (unless things have changed dramatically). Years ago I had some extra from two of the 5 girls that worked there. It took a long time to develop and they both left.

[Joe B Cool]

I agree! We need to put our penises down and demand more than what is being offered. As I posted earlier, we get hosebags compared to San Francisco, New York, Hawaii, and even D.C.! For $1.6 I want an asian girl under 28, with a 7 body and at least a 7 face on the escort scale. I want them to be well groomed (shave her freakin armpits and trim the carpet and a-hole area) and for an extra I want rimming offered! What else can we add to this list of demands. MONGERS UNITE! If you enter any of the apartments and she doesn't look tempting don't go to the room! Ask if there's a younger girl working and if you're desperate at least get her to lower her price BEFORE PROCEEDING! (I've done this in the past and got at least a $20 discount).

MEN, BE PREPARED TO BANG THE WIFE OR 'FISTINA' FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS!

Joe

[The Looper]

Wednesday Night,

Visited AS in Skokie. Helen was attractive enough and pleasent. She just wouldn't slow down. I started on my stomach waiting for my medium to hard 15 min massage. She went with the immediate soft touch and the "does that feel good baby?" I told her I like a hard massage and she did nothing. She proceded with the "turn over baby". I went for the reverse massage and she enjoyed that for abou 4 minutes then flips over and reaches for the cover. I stop her and said "I paid for an hour". I then motioned for some oral and she said no way and again goes for the cover, I said slow down. She says yeah yeah we go slow. Needless to say I was out of there in less than a half hour. She said she would be there one or two more days and didn't know where she would be next. She'll probably go to the other AS location off of 90. I won't be using AS for awhile. If your told "Helen is available" pass it up. Tell the person on the other end you heard she is too fast, No Thanks maybe next time. I should have stuck with the boycott. I will be investigating other apt services. If you have any other apts you are happy with, please PM me.

TheLooper

[Squat]

I wasn't sure which area this should be posted... Anyways, here we go... I visited "Autumn" @ her apartment in Arlington Hts near Rt. 53 & Lake Cook Rd last night. Her figure is somewhat on the chunky side, in her 30's, tall, and her face I would say so-so...
When she led me to her apt, she seemed panicky for she showed me every room to make me feel more comfortable. To be honest, I had a doubt whether this was a bait-n-switch deal for she charged so little for F/S. After some verifications and payment ($160) out of the way, I undressed and laid on her bed. She started with oil sensual massage, which was decent, and right away I knew she had a little experience @ MP's. She told me she used to work @ "Sweet Temptations" (ripping people off...). She actually gave pretty good massage. On the flip, she started with slow b/j, then I finished from behind.
After the deed was done, I took a quick shower, then we sat in the living room shootin' some breeze.
IMHO, Autumn is really a nice girl who makes you feel comfortable. She wasn't a clock-watcher. I enjoyed my session with her. If you're picky about the looks, then I wouldn't recommend her. But for $160, you can't go wrong... Plus, being so close to Lake County was a bonus for me...
Unless you have it, PM me for contact info, but sorry, only to senior members for many reasons...

[CrazyBuzz1985]

Has anyone tried this place. Ad in Times. Kedzie and Lawrence in Chgo. Seemed legit on the phone.