Beautifulh/Helena's Pointless Drama

[Beautifulh]

Honestly speaking dose the jso really have time to post ads on back page and email everyone who is listed there.

My personal email that I received earlyer today from supposed jso!

Who really knows this is the first time in 4 years I have received a email like this!

But you would think the badge they sent would be in a better gif format

And that it would have an official officer badge number attached to the emails that they are sending out all I can say is screen screen screen!

Plus with all the real crime you would think they have much much more to do with there time then send out letters to advertisers but again this is getting time for election time!

And the morality police always come to tell people what to do right before elections! Its a shame they don't work on real crime and real issues!

Copy of email received :

From: gregory.foxworth@jaxsheriff.org

You are being monitored by the JSO Vice Unit. Please refrain from posting ads that may lead to the act of Offering for Prostitution or Escorting without a license. Future enforcement action may follow.

To view this posting, please click the following link:

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sugar-n-spice-a-play-date-for-you-well-reviewed-specials-daily-36/787770

This person has contacted you anonymously through jacksonville. Backpage. Com. If you believe their email is a scam, spam, or inappropriate, please forward this email to abuse@backpage.com.I'm not in Jacksonville but was reading Ashley Ann's posts & found this. Sorry you got that email, that's crazy OMG it prob freaked you out! Is it they're busy with crime & don't want to be bothered by calls & complaints about girls working out of hotels so they posted a warning on BP? I read somewhere the feds issued a warning to 2 adult sites recently because when they issue a warning to anyone it makes it so they can't claim certain things during their defense. Don't know if that applies to this but that's a strange thing to see! Does everyone have to have an escort license? What are the rules? Is that all Florida or just Jacksonville? What happens if you don't live in Jacksonville but you work there sometimes, do they still give you the license you need?

Thank you

[Cbs200]

You know when you suspect two people posting are really the same person, if you have the time, you can look closely at their posts and uncover similarities in style, mastery of the language and grammatical patterns. I can see them clear as a bell. Me thinkst thou protests too much. WOF.If you look at the posts of Chef and Helena, she is much more long winded.

A provider who has been a forum advertiser since 2007 posted that she has met with Chef, so we know that he is a guy.

[Cbs200]

I have added Helena, Chef and Barnaby to my ignore list. And anyone else who supports her will end up there too. I suggest that everyone else do the same.Will you also add the forum advertiser to your list who claims she has met with Chef and confirms that he is indeed a man? She has been on the forum for 5 years, so if she is part of the Great Helena Conspiracy it has been going on for a long time.

[Helios1]

Will you also add the forum advertiser to your list who claims she has met with Chef and confirms that he is indeed a man? She has been on the forum for 5 years, so if she is part of the Great Helena Conspiracy it has been going on for a long time.Be careful what you say Cbs, for you will be labeled Communist as well!

Has anyone else seen this mysterious posting that the Silly Old Man refers to?

[Admin]

Greetings everyone,

If anybody has any photos of "Beautifulh", please post them here.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Beautifulh]

Welcome to my very own thread!

Anyone & I mean absolutely anyone is more than welcome to post here as often as they care to as long as the info. They provide is accurate & correct.

I don't mind anyone posting photos of me but they'd better have my written permission first. And 2257 compliance. Oops. I think I accidentally just made a screenshot of Jackson's personal posting in big blue letters here. Whoops!

For some reason I'm getting a vision. It's because I pay me ESP bill on time. OMG. It's a man. His name is, wait! It's coming to me. He appears to be in Phoenix?

[Deleted by Admin]

You will have to read alot if you want to be able to laugh at my joke here. Sorry. Just couldn't resist.

Chef & Barnaby you are supposedly banned if you are reading this. I am so sorry. Because you were only coming to my defense. Perhaps you should pm one of these "senior members" and ask them to speak to you on the telephone? Like you have spoken to me. Don't worry, my Orlando tour is still going to happen. And you will be very happy that it's happening. Trust me on that. See you guys there!

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because it appeared to be a threat made towards other Forum members. Threatening other members in any way, either veiled or directly, is strictly prohibited and will result the the perpetrator being banned from the forum. Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information.

[Admin]

I don't mind anyone posting photos of me but they'd better have my written permission first. And 2257 compliance.Don't listen to her guys. As she has proven so many times in the past, she's full of shit. USC 2257 only applies if she took the photos herself AND if she has not released them into the public domain.

Post those photos!

I specifically want to see her BackPage photos. You know, the ones that she has already posted in the public domain.

If you are shy about posting the photos, then just email them to me and I'll post them.

Please use the "Contact Us" link at the bottom of this page to get the directions.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Beautifulh]

[Message to Admin deleted]

EDITOR's NOTE: This report was edited to remove a message directed to the Forum Admin.

The open Forum is not the appropriate venue to contact the Forum Administration regarding individual questions, complaints or comments about the administration of the Forum. Instead, please use the Contact Us link at the bottom of this page to send me an email voicing your complaints about the administration of the Forum, and I will respond as quickly as possible. Thanks!

[Cbs200]

Be careful what you say Cbs, for you will be labeled Communist as well!

Has anyone else seen this mysterious posting that the Silly Old Man refers to?For the record I would like to say that I am not a Communist, but a Bonapartist.

Funny how nobody who doubts the identity of Chef126 can explain away post #3410 in the General thread. On the other hand the post SillyOldMan refers to does not exist because he mixed Helena up with another newbie who appeared about the same time.

[QuestioningOne]

Well that killed the first hour of the week.

Thanks to everyone for the entertainment.


Welcome to my very own thread!

Anyone & I mean absolutely anyone is more than welcome to post here as often as they care to as long as the info. They provide is accurate & correct.

I don't mind anyone posting photos of me but they'd better have my written permission first. And 2257 compliance. Oops. I think I accidentally just made a screenshot of Jackson's personal posting in big blue letters here. Whoops!

For some reason I'm getting a vision. It's because I pay me ESP bill on time. OMG. It's a man. His name is, wait! It's coming to me. He appears to be in Phoenix?

[Deleted by Admin]

You will have to read alot if you want to be able to laugh at my joke here. Sorry. Just couldn't resist.

Chef & Barnaby you are supposedly banned if you are reading this. I am so sorry. Because you were only coming to my defense. Perhaps you should pm one of these "senior members" and ask them to speak to you on the telephone? Like you have spoken to me. Don't worry, my Orlando tour is still going to happen. And you will be very happy that it's happening. Trust me on that. See you guys there!

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because it appeared to be a threat made towards other Forum members. Threatening other members in any way, either veiled or directly, is strictly prohibited and will result the the perpetrator being banned from the forum. Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information.

[VerySlowly]

Some pics for your perusal and salivation. Melts in your mind not in your hand.

VS

[Ftguy68]

I'm here for the gang bang.

[Member #4174]

Helena,

I have been to your website and you are very attractive. Would you be able to post on here a recent picture or two? When are you coming to Orlando and will you set up an incall? If so could you tell me generally where you were thinking of setting up shop?

Thank you.

Clover

[Beautifulh]

Hello all who visit my own thread! Thanks for visiting!

My posting ability seems to have returned. Excellent!

Since I am only allowed to post here, you will have to view my ads here. Unless this website decides to allow me to post like anyone else, my ad is below:

Orlando Tour Update: My Orlando Tour is still going to happen! I have lots of interest & I'm sure you would like to visit me so the best way to get hold of me is through email. Email me on my personal email which is surfincute@yahoo.com

I also have my site which you can visit but email or phone calls work so much better for me.

(352) 897-0616.

I am going to be busy with my family all day today but will be abswring my phone later on this evening.

Clover, you asked where I will be staying. I am not sure since I have not worked in Orlando before. I really want to stay at an upscale safe place, any advice on where to stay is greatly appreciated.

Suggestions?

(I think a central upscale location will be best, info on local places to stay wil be helpful. Please email me with suggestions! Thanks!)

PS: I did try to upload my pics with the date on them but they did not get posted. If you email me when you book, I can forward a copy of the post I made here that did not get posted which explains about my pics & I attached the pics to it so you can read the explaination of my pics as well as see them! See ya all soon!

[Beautifulh]

I'm sorry I have not resonded to your messages. A member here called me today & said all my pm's we had exchanged had been deleted from his private site mailbox on here. I assume the rest of you have also lost my pm's & exchanges from your mailboxes too. Which explains the influx of emails to my site & personal email. I am so sorry about that.

I realize this effects business profoundly, as most of you guys say on the phone it's hard for you to send personal emails. Sorry! Until my pm ability is restored you will have to email to my personal email or my site.

I have to run, The Sopranos is on & it's become one of my fave shows in the last 2 days ever since the free HBO preview arrived. LOL kidding. See you guys soon!

[Ron628]

As I was one of the members in support of giving Miss Helena the benefit of the doubt, I extended the offer (more than once) to see her and help her establish some credibility by providing a fair and accurate review. Though many members of the forum would have advised me otherwise, from PM's and emails, Helena seemed genuine and sincere.

I would have also taken pictures that certain other providers could have verified were real. Knowing what it is to be unfairly judged or not given a chance more often than not, I could certainly relate. Both being local to Ocala, setting something up should have been pretty simple. However, Miss Helena is apparently as selective about who she sees as she claims, since multiple offers were pushed aside in favor of 'proving' herself to those of you in Orlando during her coming tour.

There has certainly been enough 'drama' on this whole issue and I don't want to stir the pot any further. To those of you who have no interest in Helena, simply don't see her. There are plenty of other ladies to spend your time with.

Those who are on the fence or planning to see her, give Helena the same respect and fair chance you would any other. As I would have. And, just bear in mind, she would RATHER see you boys in Orlando.

I'm in no way a shill for Miss Helena, but the whole thing reminds me very much of a young boy who wasn't like all the other kids and was bullied, teased, and harrassed. But that's a whole other story for another time and place.

At least I wasn't ripped off. And, my dog thinks I'm pretty darn cool.

[VerySlowly]

As I was one of the members in support of giving Miss Helena the benefit of the doubt, I extended the offer (more than once) to see her and help her establish some credibility by providing a fair and accurate review. Though many members of the forum would have advised me otherwise, from PM's and emails, Helena seemed genuine and sincere.

I would have also taken pictures that certain other providers could have verified were real. Knowing what it is to be unfairly judged or not given a chance more often than not, I could certainly relate. Both being local to Ocala, setting something up should have been pretty simple. However, Miss Helena is apparently as selective about who she sees as she claims, since multiple offers were pushed aside in favor of 'proving' herself to those of you in Orlando during her coming tour.

There has certainly been enough 'drama' on this whole issue and I don't want to stir the pot any further. To those of you who have no interest in Helena, simply don't see her. There are plenty of other ladies to spend your time with.

Those who are on the fence or planning to see her, give Helena the same respect and fair chance you would any other. As I would have. And, just bear in mind, she would RATHER see you boys in Orlando.

I'm in no way a shill for Miss Helena, but the whole thing reminds me very much of a young boy who wasn't like all the other kids and was bullied, teased, and harrassed. But that's a whole other story for another time and place.

At least I wasn't ripped off. And, my dog thinks I'm pretty darn cool.Don't you get it? If she was a real provider she certainly would have seen you! She had absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain including $225 in cash, wouldn't have to provide an incall you would have been hooked for that and based on your post you would have most probably provided her with a favorable review if she had provided you with just acceptable service. All in the comfort of her own home town, no muss no fuss.

If and when she comes to Orlando she will be subjected to intense scrutiny, one false move or any BS and she's done, there are two active boards in this area, people know whats going on here.

About a week ago she posted on her site that she had over 100 appointments pre-booked in Orlando (She has since removed this from her site, it was in her "specials thread") she must have realized someone would do the math at 1. 5 to 2 hrs per appointment for 14 days it would be about 7 guys a day, the math does not work. It's possible in a fast track house in a major city with Foreign girls who are there to work hard but no way with an American girl who doesn't do drugs to kill the pain or boost the energy level.

I've been around this business longer than Helena has been alive, in fact I was probably in an Amsterdam love room the day she was born. LOL.

I've known girls in a brothel in N. Y. Run by a Venezuelan madam who were expected to do 12-14 guys a day at 90H-HR. 130 HR in a beautiful apt high above Central Park West BUT these girls were beautiful and intense, they were there to get the job done and they did, BTW they were sexy and amazing. The madame took no shit, they worked and pleased the customers or they were gone.

So if Helena is even a tiny bit real and she comes to Orlando she has her work cut out for her. In fact I might even pay for Vino to go see NaNa and warm up for an hour then go see Helena and drill her for a couple of hours and see if she can hang with the super studs of Orlando or slink back home to Gainesville.

C'mon Helena show us what your made of, get down here and do your seven (7) dudes a day-VS

[Vino 7373]

We all keep hearing about this tour she's taking to Orlando. Exactly when IS your big tour, Helena?

No, I will not be calling or asking to dream of you. I do hope that the does indeed, come here, see trusted SM's and get the fair and just reviews that she's been coveting.

[Member #4860]

What you're asking for ain't going to happen! This character is a troll and a wan-na-be hoe. Even if she does fuck for a living I doubt she could handle the kind of drilling you're talking about. She couldn't prove herself if her life depended on it. Just wants to make easy money and has time on her hands to play mind games with mongers. Good thing Jackson separated her from the rest of the Forum, but I have to say, I strongly urge all mongers to just abstain from feeding this thread until such a time as a trusted senior monger comes forth with pics and a review of some kind. Until then all this shit we write about in this thread is just fodder for this character's fucked up ego!


So if Helena is even a tiny bit real and she comes to Orlando she has her work cut out for her. In fact I might even pay for Vino to go see NaNa and warm up for an hour then go see Helena and drill her for a couple of hours and see if she can hang with the super studs of Orlando or slink back home to Gainesville.

C'mon Helena show us what your made of, get down here and do your seven (7) dudes a day-VS

[Beautifulh]

This is the only place I can post so here it is:

Hi guys!

Ron: You are a sweetie. I love talking to you. I think you're as awesome as your dog does like you said LOL & I will be coming to see you as soon as my visit to Orlando is over. I told you that & I do want to meet the nice guy behind the name! It has nothing to do with the fact I live closer to you. Right now, I have things going on with family & a few dates booked with a few people here & there. After my Orlando trip, I'll be paying you a visit before I see anyone else! Can't wait to meet you.

Vino: Yes, I'm a real girl. I can't say that I am not aggrivated since I am a real girl. My hope was that when I started posting, I'd be greeted more nicely. When I saw people saying there was a need for nice girls around where I live, I was excited because I figured I'd do well since I thought I posessed the quaities people seemed to be looking for. Unfortunately, I wasn't met with what I'd hoped for.

I'm definitely not a troll, although I will admit I did get very aggrivated with all the accusations. I was like "I can't believe these guys are wanting a real girl who's nice & has her real pics, here I am & people hate me?" I'm hoping when I get to Orlando, my first visit will be with someone from this forum & they'll be nice enough to post a comment about me accurately in the forum.

As far as when I'm arriving, I'm looking at hotels in the Orlando area & will be there about 2 weeks from now. I have a few appointments already booked so if any members are interested in picking out a day & time you can call, email or write through my site. I'll also be there in the middle of March around the 15th because of a previous engagement so I'll be hosting incalls then too. USASG members discount applies to both trips.

Thanks & have a great day! Helena (352) 897-0616

[Beautifulh]

Don't you get it? If she was a real provider she certainly would have seen you! She had absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain including $225 in cash, wouldn't have to provide an incall you would have been hooked for that and based on your post you would have most probably provided her with a favorable review if she had provided you with just acceptable service. All in the comfort of her own home town, no muss no fuss.

If and when she comes to Orlando she will be subjected to intense scrutiny, one false move or any BS and she's done, there are two active boards in this area, people know whats going on here.

About a week ago she posted on her site that she had over 100 appointments pre-booked in Orlando (She has since removed this from her site, it was in her "specials thread") she must have realized someone would do the math at 1. 5 to 2 hrs per appointment for 14 days it would be about 7 guys a day, the math does not work. It's possible in a fast track house in a major city with Foreign girls who are there to work hard but no way with an American girl who doesn't do drugs to kill the pain or boost the energy level.

I've been around this business longer than Helena has been alive, in fact I was probably in an Amsterdam love room the day she was born. LOL.

I've known girls in a brothel in N. Y. Run by a Venezuelan madam who were expected to do 12-14 guys a day at 90H-HR. 130 HR in a beautiful apt high above Central Park West BUT these girls were beautiful and intense, they were there to get the job done and they did, BTW they were sexy and amazing. The madame took no shit, they worked and pleased the customers or they were gone.

So if Helena is even a tiny bit real and she comes to Orlando she has her work cut out for her. In fact I might even pay for Vino to go see NaNa and warm up for an hour then go see Helena and drill her for a couple of hours and see if she can hang with the super studs of Orlando or slink back home to Gainesville.

C'mon Helena show us what your made of, get down here and do your seven (7) dudes a day-VSVerySlowly: I didn't say anywhere on my site that I have over 100 bookings for my tour. I may have said "I have hundreds of interested emails" or "a hundred guys who call every day" (all escorts get hundreds of calls every day because guys are guys & they're interested in talking or they want to check you out.) If I had 100 bookings, I would not need to post at all. What part of my site did you read that on? If it says that then it definitely needs to come down. Maybe you read a statement & misinterpreted it? It seems like alot of people misinterpret things I've said.

I don't have a hundred appointments. Like any girl, a hundred people call & email all the time. If any of you are interested in booking for Orlando let me know. If you're a posting member you get your discount. Have a great day! Helena

[Member #4558]

As I was one of the members in support of giving Miss Helena the benefit of the doubt, I extended the offer (more than once) to see her and help her establish some credibility by providing a fair and accurate review. Though many members of the forum would have advised me otherwise, from PM's and emails, Helena seemed genuine and sincere.

I would have also taken pictures that certain other providers could have verified were real. Knowing what it is to be unfairly judged or not given a chance more often than not, I could certainly relate. Both being local to Ocala, setting something up should have been pretty simple. However, Miss Helena is apparently as selective about who she sees as she claims, since multiple offers were pushed aside in favor of 'proving' herself to those of you in Orlando during her coming tour.

There has certainly been enough 'drama' on this whole issue and I don't want to stir the pot any further. To those of you who have no interest in Helena, simply don't see her. There are plenty of other ladies to spend your time with.

Those who are on the fence or planning to see her, give Helena the same respect and fair chance you would any other. As I would have. And, just bear in mind, she would RATHER see you boys in Orlando.

I'm in no way a shill for Miss Helena, but the whole thing reminds me very much of a young boy who wasn't like all the other kids and was bullied, teased, and harrassed. But that's a whole other story for another time and place.

At least I wasn't ripped off. And, my dog thinks I'm pretty darn cool.Don't you get it Ron? I spite of what she says, this flake is never going to see anyone. Always has a story or an excuse. As much as her name has been in play on here and as many offers to see her have been made by various members, no one has admitted to seeing her in person. She is probably some bored housewife who is posting here to pass the time of day or a school kid getting their jollies by just screwing around on her or his computer. It is a pretty elaborate ruse with the web page and all so maybe this persona has gotten caught up in their own fantasy world. The only other entity that would put this much time into a hoax is Johnny Law.

[VerySlowly]

VerySlowly: I didn't say anywhere on my site that I have over 100 bookings for my tour. I may have said "I have hundreds of interested emails" or "a hundred guys who call every day" (all escorts get hundreds of calls every day because guys are guys & they're interested in talking or they want to check you out.) If I had 100 bookings, I would not need to post at all. What part of my site did you read that on? If it says that then it definitely needs to come down. Maybe you read a statement & misinterpreted it? It seems like alot of people misinterpret things I've said.

I don't have a hundred appointments. Like any girl, a hundred people call & email all the time. If any of you are interested in booking for Orlando let me know. If you're a posting member you get your discount. Have a great day! HelenaObviously you've said many things that you have removed or can't remember. I said very clearly in my post where I read it on your site. I also said that you had taken it down. Now your tap-dancing about getting a 100 calls a day or a hundred e-mails.

Well sweety as I said I've been around this game a long time and while your attractive and you have a nice surgically enhanced body, your pictures show a crummy bedroom with something taped to the wall with a bicycle in the background, your hair is not done etc, etc. You look like a typical college girl flashing her tits at a frat party. This is fine and I'm sure cranks a lot of guys on.

Two years ago there was a Women who worked in Orlando who was very tall, blond and movie star beautiful, she would never post a picture of herself that wasn't showing her at her absolute best, she never created a website and yet she had more business than she could ever handle and I can tell you unequivocally she never had anywhere near 100 calls or e-mails in a day-nowhere near that many and during her heyday the economy was much better than it is now. Guys like W. O. F. And Vino and Executive talent, Seminole John and many others know who I'm referring to. There were many days that the phone didn't ring hardly at all because like all business this business is cyclical. Yet, you say "All escorts get hundreds of call a day" this shows that you have no clue as to the reality of escorting. THERE ISN"T AN ESCORT IN ORLANDO OR ANYWHERE ELSE THAT GETS A 100 INQUIRIES A DAY.

I've got a deal for you, you show me a cell phone bill with 100 calls on it dated before 2/9/2012 and I'll give you $5000 in cash, I'll bring Jersey Girl along to verify some calls and the money is yours, thats the equivalent of about 35 guys at your Orlando rate and no wear and tear.

Even Jersey Girl who had a track record just a teensy tiny bit better than yours hasen't ever gotten! 100 calls in a day including e-mails, so I'm saying your full of B. S.

Prove me wrong and you'll make a nice score, but you cannot-VS

[GatorBo]

Don't listen to her guys. As she has proven so many times in the past, she's full of shit. USC 2257 only applies if she took the photos herself AND if she has not released them into the public domain.

Post those photos!

I specifically want to see her BackPage photos. You know, the ones that she has already posted in the public domain.

If you are shy about posting the photos, then just email them to me and I'll post them.

Please use the "Contact Us" link at the bottom of this page to get the directions.

Thanks,

JacksonSince she has refused to comply with this request, can we get rid of this troll once and for all?

This whole thing has just been one big game. To this point she still hasnt posted a verifiable picture, and has reneged on her offers to meet people in person and prove she is for real. Now you give her another chance to prove she is who she says, and she conveniently ignores the request in order to keep the charade going.

As for those who are defending her, guys like you are why Karin from Tampa is still able to pull scams. Do your thinking with the big head, not the little one. <smh>

[Ron628]

Don't you get it Ron? I spite of what she says, this flake is never going to see anyone. Always has a story or an excuse. As much as her name has been in play on here and as many offers to see her have been made by various members, no one has admitted to seeing her in person. She is probably some bored housewife who is posting here to pass the time of day or a school kid getting their jollies by just screwing around on her or his computer. It is a pretty elaborate ruse with the web page and all so maybe this persona has gotten caught up in their own fantasy world. The only other entity that would put this much time into a hoax is Johnny Law.Don't try to make me sound like I'm stupid. I have at least as many brains, and maybe more, than anyone else on this board. My life experiences are probably very different than yours or most others, therefore I am more inclined give someone a chance.

I might lack in some areas, but I've got more than enough to make up for it.

[Member #4558]

Don't try to make me sound like I'm stupid. I have at least as many brains, and maybe more, than anyone else on this board. My life experiences are probably very different than yours or most others, therefore I am more inclined give someone a chance.

I might lack in some areas, but I've got more than enough to make up for it.Well, if you are truly going to pursue this flake, then I certainly don't need to try to make you appear to be stupid. And I like the fact that you are so humble.

[JerseyGirl]

Obviously you've said many things that you have removed or can't remember. I said very clearly in my post where I read it on your site. I also said that you had taken it down. Now your tap-dancing about getting a 100 calls a day or a hundred e-mails.

Well sweety as I said I've been around this game a long time and while your attractive and you have a nice surgically enhanced body, your pictures show a crummy bedroom with something taped to the wall with a bicycle in the background, your hair is not done etc, etc. You look like a typical college girl flashing her tits at a frat party. This is fine and I'm sure cranks a lot of guys on.

Two years ago there was a Women who worked in Orlando who was very tall, blond and movie star beautiful, she would never post a picture of herself that wasn't showing her at her absolute best, she never created a website and yet she had more business than she could ever handle and I can tell you unequivocally she never had anywhere near 100 calls or e-mails in a day-nowhere near that many and during her heyday the economy was much better than it is now. Guys like W. O. F. and Vino and Executive talent, Seminole John and many others know who I'm referring to. There were many days that the phone didn't ring hardly at all because like all business this business is cyclical. Yet, you say "All escorts get hundreds of call a day" this shows that you have no clue as to the reality of escorting. THERE ISN"T AN ESCORT IN ORLANDO OR ANYWHERE ELSE THAT GETS A 100 INQUIRIES A DAY.

I've got a deal for you, you show me a cell phone bill with 100 calls on it dated before 2/9/2012 and I'll give you $5000 in cash, I'll bring Jersey Girl along to verify some calls and the money is yours, thats the equivalent of about 35 guys at your Orlando rate and no wear and tear.

Even Jersey Girl who had a track record just a teensy tiny bit better than yours hasen't ever gotten! 100 calls in a day including e-mails, so I'm saying your full of B. S.

Prove me wrong and you'll make a nice score, but you cannot-VSNo I may get maybe 10 to 15 calls a day and maybe 5 follow throughs for actual appointments.

Jerseygirl

XoXoXo

[Beautifulh]

This is the only place I can post so here's my responses:

Ron: Hi. I'm sorry about all this. I hope we'll meet when I get back and form a nice friendship. I can see why ladies like talking to you and want to spend time with you.

Vino, Wook & the boys: Wow, thanks for venturing all the way down here! Hello. Welcome. I'm a real girl and hope to prove that when I get there. I wish I was a bored housewife because that would mean I had a husband to take care of me and I wouldn't have to work. Some girls love working but I wish I had a husband. I think I was born decades too late. If I were a bored housewife, I'd probably not be planning a trip to Orlando because that would mean I only have 2 more weeks of fun online. Nothing is going to change my plans.

I do get hundreds of calls every day, all escorts do. I assume they do because I do. I'm no better than anyone else so I assume Jersey and everyone probably get the same amount. Then again, I am new so that might be why. I will add 85% of the callers are probably not really appointment worthy. I get lots of prank, jokers, people who just want to hang on the phone forever.

If you say you'll give me 5,000 cash just to look at my phone bill you have a deal! Thank you. Are you serious? I hope you are because I'd really like that! You're welcome to count the calls! I just looked at it online. I'll run black magic marker over part of the numbers so personal numbers won't be seen but I'll leave enough of the number where you can see it was a call! Please say you're serious and I'll bring it with me when I come. I trust Jersey, she's nice! That's so awesome!

I don't know who the blonde you're talking about is. The pics of me were taken at a friend's place, not mine. I explained that before. You won't be visiting me at my place anyway, you'll be visiting me in Orlando. Sorry you don't like my hair in the pics. You're lucky though because my hair doesn't make dates. If you don't like me, you shouldn't see me. If you do like me then you can book a visit. I'm happy to explain what my visits are like & not like when you book. But I'll meet you either way for the phone bill thing, that's awesome. Thanks! Bye bue for now. Helena

[Beautifulh]

Thanks for visiting my thread but please be nice to the people who post here.

Ron is a nice guy. I think of him as a friend. Please don't insult him.

I like visitors here but I really like it when people are nice to each other and to me. This forum is supposed to be friendly & fun, not arguing. That's just my. 02.

[Steve Pope]

Don't try to make me sound like I'm stupid. I have at least as many brains, and maybe more, than anyone else on this board. My life experiences are probably very different than yours or most others, therefore I am more inclined give someone a chance.

I might lack in some areas, but I've got more than enough to make up for it.Not to make you sound stupid, but you have a better chance of meeting the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus or BigFoot than ever meeting The Super Troll.
Dude, she is playing you like a fiddle, time to accept she (or he) is on a ego trip at your expense. In the end, you look like the fool, not her. Wake up and smell the coffee Ron!

SP

[Beautifulh]

Sorry Jersey, have to ask you here because I can't pm. You can call me if you want. Did you always get 5-10 calls a day or did you get more when you were starting out? Ever since the post today about most girls getting less than 100 phone calls in a day I've been asking guys where they found me. Most say they found me here. Sometimes they say their site name and sometimes not. Maybe they're calling because they want to hear if I'm really a person since all the drama happened? Mostly guys asking basic questions, sound kinda nervous then saying they'll call back or they'll maybe see me in Orlando. Most are from around Orlando & Gainesville. Nobody's been rude or anything, everyone's been nice.

I remember this girl I used to talk to in a place I worked at said she'd post her ads online & her phone would ring nonstop for a couple days. She said after her ad was a few days old she wouldn't get many calls & have to repost. It wasn't here, different site. I kinda noticed the same thing.

[Beautifulh]

Hi Steve,

Welcome.

Please be nice to Ron, he's my friend.

If you don't think I'm real, you're welcome to pay me a visit. It's only a couple weeks to wait. Until then, I'm not bothering anyone. I'm not hurting anyone's feelings. I'm being completly honest. If getting allot of phone calls was out of the ordinary, I obviously would know it because I have a phone. I do not want to sound like a fake flake so I would not have mentioned it unless I was really getting allot of phone calls.

Maybe they're calling because I'm new. Maybe they're calling because they want to see if I'm a person. Maybe they saw the drama, maybe they saw the new thread. Who knows. I don't know if it's because of the time of month. It was quieter my first week, didn't ring much & I was kinda scared that week no one would ever call. It slowly got to be more until it's what it is now. All I know is I'd like that 5, 000 very much and I'm hoping it's a real bet!

I don't get an ego trip from anyone posting but I welcome it because I accept the challenge. I know I'll have my work cut out for me when I get there but I'm hoping when I meet some sm's people will be accepting. Then I'll have a nice group of people I can see regularly.

I'm sure during the time I'm there, you'll be able to scratch out a few minutes to stop by, see I'm me. If you like what you see, book an appointment. If you don't like me you don't have to stay. No big deal. There's nothing wrong in just stopping by to say Hello, is there?

[Ron628]

Not to make you sound stupid, but you have a better chance of meeting the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus or BigFoot than ever meeting The Super Troll.

Dude, she is playing you like a fiddle, time to accept she (or he) is on a ego trip at your expense. In the end, you look like the fool, not her. Wake up and smell the coffee Ron!

SPI already HAVE met the Easter Bunny & Santa Claus. Even better, I've met Spider-Man. He's SO cool. Oh, and let's see, I've met Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Snow White & The Seven Dwarves, Pluto. I'm still hunting for Bigfoot & The Loch Ness Monster, though.

[Beautifulh]

This is the only place I can post so anything that has to do with Helena can be here.

This is what my reviews are going to look like.

"I saw Helena. She looked awesome. She didn't have a guy driving her around with 24" rims to mess up my yard so nobody came rang the doorbell in the middle of our visit because he had to poop. She didn't have anyone waiting in the yard with loud boom boom music drinking beer. She looked like her pics. We hung out for a couple hours and it was great."

Please be nice to Ron & everyon else.

[VerySlowly]

This is the only place I can post so here's my responses:

Ron: Hi. I'm sorry about all this. I hope we'll meet when I get back and form a nice friendship. I can see why ladies like talking to you and want to spend time with you.

Vino, Wook & the boys: Wow, thanks for venturing all the way down here! Hello. Welcome. I'm a real girl and hope to prove that when I get there. I wish I was a bored housewife because that would mean I had a husband to take care of me and I wouldn't have to work. Some girls love working but I wish I had a husband. I think I was born decades too late. If I were a bored housewife, I'd probably not be planning a trip to Orlando because that would mean I only have 2 more weeks of fun online. Nothing is going to change my plans.

I do get hundreds of calls every day, all escorts do. I assume they do because I do. I'm no better than anyone else so I assume Jersey and everyone probably get the same amount. Then again, I am new so that might be why. I will add 85% of the callers are probably not really appointment worthy. I get lots of prank, jokers, people who just want to hang on the phone forever.

If you say you'll give me 5, 000 cash just to look at my phone bill you have a deal! Thank you. Are you serious? I hope you are because I'd really like that! You're welcome to count the calls! I just looked at it online. I'll run black magic marker over part of the numbers so personal numbers won't be seen but I'll leave enough of the number where you can see it was a call! Please say you're serious and I'll bring it with me when I come. I trust Jersey, she's nice! That's so awesome!

I don't know who the blonde you're talking about is. The pics of me were taken at a friend's place, not mine. I explained that before. You won't be visiting me at my place anyway, you'll be visiting me in Orlando. Sorry you don't like my hair in the pics. You're lucky though because my hair doesn't make dates. If you don't like me, you shouldn't see me. If you do like me then you can book a visit. I'm happy to explain what my visits are like & not like when you book. But I'll meet you either way for the phone bill thing, that's awesome. Thanks! Bye bue for now. HelenaI 've got 50 brand new Hundred Dollar Billzzzzzzzz, Just waiting here for you. You can PM me or e-mail me, you've got that E-mail from the generous invitation I sent you that you NEVER RESPONDED TO!

Hey guys this troll thing is kinda fun, especially since it's way down on the board, so you guys that don't want to play in this sand box (sand in the Schlitz oooohh) please don't piss on our parade.

Oh and Helena baby doll please bring me me a receipt for the 5k, and maybe you'll see your way clear to through in a little LOVIN' just so I don't feel to bad for making a fool out of myself. Oh yeah how many calls did Jersey say she gets a day? Man o' Man she must be doing something extremely wrong only 10-15 a day with maybe 5 appointments, wow you get 100 a day. With that ratio you could get a minimum of 25 appts. A day, shoot none of us from this board will have a chance, huh. Let me know when you want to pick up your 5K. Oh yeah Helena since your a legal scholar is this a verbal or written contact.

VS

[Cbs200]

Yet, you say "All escorts get hundreds of call a day" this shows that you have no clue as to the reality of escorting. THERE ISN"T AN ESCORT IN ORLANDO OR ANYWHERE ELSE THAT GETS A 100 INQUIRIES A DAY.I have no idea how many calls an average escort receives in a day but I have been with girls for half hour sessions where they don't turn their phone off and about 5 or 6 calls come in before I leave. Extrapolate that to 10 calls per hour and it could easily be over 100 in a full day. Who knows how many of the calls are either prank or personal. Or how many of those calls may have come from the same person because the girl did not pick up.

[Vino 7373]

I have no idea how many calls an average escort receives in a day but I have been with girls for half hour sessions where they don't turn their phone off and about 5 or 6 calls come in before I leave. Extrapolate that to 10 calls per hour and it could easily be over 100 in a full day. Who knows how many of the calls are either prank or personal. Or how many of those calls may have come from the same person because the girl did not pick up.Just to let you know something. Those five-six calls that come in while you're dreaming, those are from her pimp or another girl that she's working with, or both. They want to know if you're finished yet. I am not making this up. This is especially true if she's working out of a motel. Even more so if she's a girl visiting for a short time.

Not all girls working out of motels have pimps, but a lot of them do. It's just the nature of the business.

[Beautifulh]

Guys. Maybe the Orlando market's flooded so calls are sporadic for people who aren't me. As you can see I have ad's online so people are going to call. I'm just telling you how it is for me.

I have nothing to gain by saying I get way too many phone calls.

If you want to hire me & pay me 5, 000 to show you a piece of paper then great. I like free money.

Some guys call for the heck of it. Some call with questions. Some want to know exact dates I'm visiting. Some want to book. Some are doing their "business" on the other end of the phone so I hang up. Some sound like they're looking for someone to listen to them chatter. Some are probably calling because I have a thread here. It doesn't matter why they call, they do. Why do you care how many calls I get anyway?

Jersey, I'm sure you obviously do really well where you are now because you're very pretty but if you ever came to Gainesville you'd really do well. Alot of the phone calls I get are from Gainesville but you wouldn't want to accept anything after 2am because it's usually drunk frat boys.

If you want to pm me you'll have to email because I can't pm. Remember? I'm sorry if I didn't respond to the email you say you sent before. I've had alot of emails too. Want me to count those now?

People get mad when I have too much to do then get madder when I explain why. I'm sorry. That's why I said if I could find a "good" agncy to work for I'd be happy because I wouldn't have all this stuff to deal with-like this right here.

Please stop picking on Ron, he's nice.

[VerySlowly]

And I'm pissed because neither Jersey or any other girl has offered me any of the ESCORT services HELENA OFFERS ON HER SITE.

This is from her website, she portends to offer these services but not even one BBBJWCIMWS, how dare she, well I never!

Examples of Escort Services Offered Are:

Spokes Model. Convention Hostess. Exotic Dancer. Birthday Surprise Stripper. Office Party Surprise Stripper. Over-The-Hill Surprise Stripper. Divorce Party Stripper. Private Lingerie Modeling. Specialty Modeling. Fetish Modeling. Specialty Fetish Shows. Fantasy Role-Play Modeling. Fantasy Role-Play Exotic Shows. Specialty Sessions. Private Dates. Last Minute Date Stand-In. Nude Modeling. Artist's Model. Strip-O-Grams. Singing Exotic Telegrams. Personal Shopper. Girl Friday. Lunch Dates. Dinner Dates. Event Escort & Date. Telephone Entertainment. Exotic & Erotic Conversational Entertainment. Photographer's Model. Erotic Correspondence Entertainment. Tour Guide. Exotic Sexy Golf Caddy. Night Out On The Town. Fantasy Tour Event Date. Exotic Dance Lessons For Ladies. Seductive Dance Lessons For Ladies & Gentlemen. Personal Errand Assistant. Lingerie Shopping Model & Assistant. Travel & Tourism Arrangement Assistant. Confidential Companionship. Adult Entertainment. Adult Specialty Video Entertainment. Internet Entertainment. Short-Notice Wedding / Event Party Stand-In. Entertainment & Event Arrangement / Booking. Professional Escort Dates. Accompany To Dance / Cooking / Various Lessons & Courses. Private Fantasy & Fetish Specialty Request Shows. Exercise / Yoga Work-Out Partner.

But if you lumped them all together they wouldn't offer the one thing Jersey and the other HOT DOLLS of Orlando offer (Piece and Quiet). Oh Helena I want to especially want to book a COOKING class while your in town-VS

[Beautifulh]

I have to say guys call all the time talking about the messages they left. So I go fumbling to try to remember who they are & what they said. I can't say "Hi I'm Beautiful Helena with no brain. I can't remember who you are or what you said!" That's what I feel like though.

You can laugh. When you talk to 100 people every day it's confusing. I'm not too smart but I do my best to be nice on the phone. Telemarketers on an predictive dialer which I've done before, I'd talk to 100 people a day but I'd have a speech on a screen. Or I'd have a list of answers to their questions I could tap & read. But when you have to remember 1 message out of lots it can be hard.

I really like talking to people who call because they can be really sweet. I talked to one guy tonight who I really like. He's a kindred spirit. That's what I think I enjoy most about this job. The people I get to meet & talk to are wonderful, so interesting & have great stories.

[Member #4860]

The thought had crossed my mind that at any moment one or several unsuspecting Mongers could find themselves in a "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with NBC's Dateline" situation, LOL. Miss Whacko's postings put out that eerie feeling, if you know what I mean. Of course, Chris Hansen in only interested in catching child molestors, but who knows, maybe NBC's ratings need a little lift!


.The only other entity that would put this much time into a hoax is Johnny Law.

[Steve Pope]

But if you lumped them all together they wouldn't offer the one thing Jersey and the other HOT DOLLS of Orlando offer (Piece and Quiet). Oh Helena I want to especially want to book a COOKING class while your in town-VSDo you understand anything Helena? You obviously are in need of a major attitude adjustment.

Now Shut your trap and get back in the Kitchen, B! Tch! And I'll tell you when you can talk on the phone, drive a car, vote and have an opinion on anything! And you better keep your knee-pads close by for servicing me when I tell you to. You better learn to swallow every drop. You got it?

SP

[Ron628]

Please stop picking on Ron, he's nice.Don't worry. That little boy learned how to stand up and fight for himself a loooong time ago (Thanks, 'Rudy'). I can handle bullies when I want. They're usually not worth it, though.

[Beautifulh]

Hi guys,

Welcome & thanks for posting! Since this is the only place I can post, here's your daily dose of Helena-isms!

I'm not a cop. Are you saying you want me to "throw you in the back on my car & prostitute you to the fullest extent of the law?" (jk)

No, I'm not a cop."But I play one on escort appointments." (jk)

All kidding aside, I'm Not A Cop! I admit I'm kind of a badge bunny (military, LE, pilots, the gas station attendant) wait. No, not him (Jk) but no I'm not a cop or a lawyer but I can read like the rest of you.

It's not illegal to make an escort date. It's what you might do or accidentally do during the date that lands you in jail.

Here's an example from news: Escorts get in trouble over escort permits. Escorts get felonies for & can't say anything even implying massage like "body rub" even with disclaimers like I see in ad's. I doubt Florida wants effort or space wasted on solicitation for, or the practicing of unlicensed massage but if they decided to crackdown they might look at each individually & get them on whatever they could.

There's nothing illegal about visiting, calling, emailing, talking to an escort unless you break the law.

Before I started I spoke with an agency. Their # works but unfortunately closed years ago. She was legit & told me allot. She had licenses, contracts, an attorney, everything. I agree there's some who don't, but there's lots of escorts who operate legally & lead productive lives.

There seems to be alot of law talk since the Alachua perv sting. (I have to say I agree 100% with the sting targeting people who hurt children, they should go "under the jail!") Here's the link Soirbh posted: http://www.gainesville.com/article/20120207/ARTICLES/120209600?tc=cr

With all the law chatter, I want to issue a safety warning to everyone! I think it's important because I read some ladies post on CL & lots of men respond. I'm not LE but this is when you'd probably wish for LE: http://www.gainesville.com/article/20111202/ZNYT02/112023000?tc=ar

I'm posting this because as much interest as I get for adult, I'm sure there's an equal number looking for work. It's my opinion the 2 main things people are drawn to in this economy are: money or work & adult to escape the worry of money or work. Even a stupid girl like me can see people can be vulnerable no matter how smart or strong they are!

I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend! I love having my own place. You guys are always welcome to post in my little thread but please be & play nice! Helena

[Beautifulh]

Don't worry. That little boy learned how to stand up and fight for himself a loooong time ago (Thanks, 'Rudy'). I can handle bullies when I want. They're usually not worth it, though.The definitions of a man specifically, depending on who's doing the defining, usually contain reference to courage & man being a provider or protector. The words below are not my own. I copied them from the definition of man & the definition of courage.

Courage is the ability to act regardless of the feelings or potential consequences. Courage is following your intuition when the facts are against it. Courage is saying 'I am sorry' when you are at fault, 'I don't know' when you don't and 'I love you' despite the hurt, anger or fear. Each day we speak the truth with integrity, own our responsibilities and reach out to another; we are building courage muscle.

Also, most of us get into a rut and are afraid to get out of our comfort zones. Getting out of that comfort zone and doing new exciting things that feel good to us is an act of courage.

Being able to admit when we have done something wrong or made the wrong decision is another trait of a courageous person.

Courage is being able to face uncertainty or suffering without being overcome by fear. I wouldn't necessarily say that there are certain actions that define a courageous person because challenges are different for each individual. It is how we react when we are pushed past our threshold that determines how courageous we are and our threshold will be different for each one of us depending on our life circumstances. Being willing to go beyond our safety barrier and face what scares us the most, for me, is the sign of a courageous person; embarking on a spiritual journey and being willing to look at and embrace all aspects of your being requires tremendous strength and courage. We are all warriors.

I have not met Ron in person but from what I can tell by how he stands firm in his convictions & speaks with honesty, integrity & courage, he defines A Man & A Man of Courage. A Man of Courage is the type of Man women are drawn to.

I can't speak for all women but I know that's the type of man I'm drawn to.

[VerySlowly]

[/Quote]Jersey, I'm sure you obviously do really well where you are now because you're very pretty but if you ever came to Gainesville you'd really do well. Alot of the phone calls I get are from Gainesville but you wouldn't want to accept anything after 2am because it's usually drunk frat boys.

People get mad when I have too much to do then get madder when I explain why. I'm sorry. That's why I said if I could find a "good" agncy to work for I'd be happy because I wouldn't have all this stuff to deal with-like this right here.

Please stop picking on Ron, he's nice.[/QUOTE]Helena, F. Y. I.

Jersey does well because she is Jersey, not because she is "Pretty" there are lots of "Pretty" girls but they are not Jersey-get it! Gainesville has been reported as an escort "Wasteland" but you say your overwhelmed but you put off taking locals until after you do your "Orlando tour" something illogical about that thinking. And your telling Jersey to come there, why drive 110 miles one way to do the same thing you can do here with no expense or inconvenience, that would not make any sense now would it?

You absolutely trashed this board on your website using another website as evidence as to how bad, sick, perverted and disease promoting USASG is and yet you can't wait to come to Orlando and see many of its great members-what does that say about you?

You spent days complaining about being recruited by all those terrible agencies that threatened your reputation if you didn't work for them. Now you say you would like to work for a "Good Agency" Would you even know how to judge that? Of course you wouldn't.

So in conclusion, Helena if you are in fact a poor confused overwhelmed lonely escort you only have yourself to blame because you could have totally eliminated ALL of this Drama in your first week if you had just taken my invitation to meet and I would have explained to you how to build your reputation and business safely and comfortably, but you TOTALLY ignored the invitation.

So now your viewed as a fake, a total nut job, a troll, someone whose mind is scattered and confused and who cannot stay focused for even a day. You have named an x-BF, talked about your kids, your mother, your brother thinking your crazy for not doing drugs, young lady what is wrong with you, this is a public forum, these things don't get talked about here.

My recommendation is that if you are a REAL person that you get to a mental health clinic ASAP because there is a definite short circuit in brain wiring or your thinking pattern's-GET HELP-VS

[Beautifulh]

The thought had crossed my mind that at any moment one or several unsuspecting Mongers could find themselves in a "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with NBC's Dateline" situation, LOL. Miss Whacko's postings put out that eerie feeling, if you know what I mean. Of course, Chris Hansen in only interested in catching child molestors, but who knows, maybe NBC's ratings need a little lift!Since I can't post anywhere else, I'm not trying to be mean here but ask yourself this.

Would LE continue an obviously failing attempt at maintaining an escort alias online? Considering all the sites I'm on? Not to mention it's time & money to advertise even on "free" sites?

Probably not.

Look at the time of the posts. Plenty of readers have called me at all hours. Do you really think LE would pay someone 24 hour overtime for 3 straight months of answering online posts, emails & phone calls?

Probably not.

This is some statistical information I found online.

The median annual wages of police and sheriff's officers was $51, 410 in 2008. About half of all officers nationwide earned between $38, 850 and $51, 410 while 10 percent earned about $30, 000 or less and another 10 percent earned about $80, 000 or more.

Detectives and criminal investigators earned a median annual wage of $60, 910 in 2008 and about 10 percent earned more than $97, 870.

Federal law enforcement officers are subject to standard government pay scales, which is up to $127, 604 (GS-15) , but they also receive additional law enforcement wages such as law enforcement availability pay earned by criminal investigators.

I may be just a dumb girl but I think when I get to Orlando I will be under extreme scrutiny. Assuming police go to school for the sole purpose of learning the law, anthropology & investigative technique, I don't think this would be an ideal situation for a sting. If I were a sting, someone would've outed it by now. You know most readers aren't even members. Most members don't post much if at all. And no one wants to end up like Chef, BarnabyJon or Ron 628.

If I were smart, I'd cancel the tour & quit because it's a quagmire. But I can't because I want to be an escort & everyone already knows me.

When you meet me, if you decide to, you will drop by which is not illegal to do & see I'm not a cop. If you decide to have an appointment you will see I'm not a cop & hopefully you'll logon right away to post about me accurately. I've never heard of any cop who puts her boobs on the internet.

Your concern about LE is understandable considering alot of people get arrested just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time & weren't even commiting a crime. Look at the club raids. But your overly obsessive concern makes me wonder about you.

[Steve Pope]

[/QUOTE]Helena, F. Y. I.
My recommendation is that if you are a REAL person that you get to a mental health clinic ASAP because there is a definite short circuit in brain wiring or your thinking pattern's-GET HELP-VS[/QUOTE]
Dr. PHIL could not have said it better!

SP

[Beautifulh]

Jersey, I'm sure you obviously do really well where you are now because you're very pretty but if you ever came to Gainesville you'd really do well. Alot of the phone calls I get are from Gainesville but you wouldn't want to accept anything after 2am because it's usually drunk frat boys.

People get mad when I have too much to do then get madder when I explain why. I'm sorry. That's why I said if I could find a "good" agncy to work for I'd be happy because I wouldn't have all this stuff to deal with-like this right here.

Please stop picking on Ron, he's nice.[/QUOTE]Helena, F. Y. I.

Jersey does well because she is Jersey, not because she is "Pretty" there are lots of "Pretty" girls but they are not Jersey-get it! Gainesville has been reported as an escort "Wasteland" but you say your overwhelmed but you put off taking locals until after you do your "Orlando tour" something illogical about that thinking. And your telling Jersey to come there, why drive 110 miles one way to do the same thing you can do here with no expense or inconvenience, that would not make any sense now would it?

You absolutely trashed this board on your website using another website as evidence as to how bad, sick, perverted and disease promoting USASG is and yet you can't wait to come to Orlando and see many of its great members-what does that say about you?

You spent days complaining about being recruited by all those terrible agencies that threatened your reputation if you didn't work for them. Now you say you would like to work for a "Good Agency" Would you even know how to judge that? Of course you wouldn't.

So in conclusion, Helena if you are in fact a poor confused overwhelmed lonely escort you only have yourself to blame because you could have totally eliminated ALL of this Drama in your first week if you had just taken my invitation to meet and I would have explained to you how to build your reputation and business safely and comfortably, but you TOTALLY ignored the invitation.

So now your viewed as a fake, a total nut job, a troll, someone whose mind is scattered and confused and who cannot stay focused for even a day. You have named an x-BF, talked about your kids, your mother, your brother thinking your crazy for not doing drugs, young lady what is wrong with you, this is a public forum, these things don't get talked about here.

My recommendation is that if you are a REAL person that you get to a mental health clinic ASAP because there is a definite short circuit in brain wiring or your thinking pattern's-GET HELP-VS[/QUOTE]F. Y. I, VerySlowly, you need to read very slowly. I did not advise Jersey to come to Gainesville. I said she'd do well if she ever decided to, and said I'm sure she does well where she is. She said she only gets 5-10 calls on her cell a day. Perhaps she might enjoy expanding her territory whether she needs to or not? There's lots of nice guys in Gainesville. Why are you getting so defensive?

I simply shared an opinion with a woman who might like meeting Gainesville guys. Why do you care?

Gainesville is an escort "wasteland" according to you & that may be true for other guys too. But I did hear from a guy who told me about 2 visits he's had with 2 different girls from Gainesville & he wasn't disappointed with them. One was named Lauren who is retired. The other I will not disclose for her privacy, as she's still there. He'd called me because he likes variety as many do.

Sorry you don't care for the site but lots of people are enjoying a good laugh, it's called comedy. The comedy makes men happy & the happy men want appointments.

I'd work for a good agency if I came across one. Good = nice people, aren't involved in creepy things, don't use fear to control or recruit employees. When I find those qualities in a company I will let you know here.

I didn't totally ignore your invitation. I can't see every person who calls. I'm one girl, not an agency. I talked with some & met with some. But the guys who merely said they talked to me? They were also ganged up on, attacked & banished to the Helena thread. If I were a member who saw me I'd keep my blanketyblank mouth shut! I'd be scared of public ridicule too! I booked accordingly & told, still telling, anyone who's interested to see me in Orlando. If that doesn't work for you then see me after the tour if you like. Or not.

Am I a fake? No. A troll? No. Nut job? Probably. Scattered & confused? Definitely. I'm fairly new to escorting & it's very confusing as to why people started picking fights with me online upon my arrival, attacked & recruited me to death. See this entire thread for examples.

Why did I discuss certain things on a public forum? Read the thread. You drilled me. Grilled me. Accused me. I responded with complete honesty. What did you want me to do, lie?

When you gang up on someone, pin them down & demand answers, they tell the truth. I told the truth.

I'm a real person. But if you push someone into a corner & accuse, demanding answers, they give them to you. I gave you truthful answers but you're angry. Why is that? You seem very defensive & angry.

[Beautifulh]

And I'm pissed because neither Jersey or any other girl has offered me any of the ESCORT services HELENA OFFERS ON HER SITE.

This is from her website, she portends to offer these services but not even one BBBJWCIMWS, how dare she, well I never!

Examples of Escort Services Offered Are:

Spokes Model. Convention Hostess. Exotic Dancer. Birthday Surprise Stripper. Office Party Surprise Stripper. Over-The-Hill Surprise Stripper. Divorce Party Stripper. Private Lingerie Modeling. Specialty Modeling. Fetish Modeling. Specialty Fetish Shows. Fantasy Role-Play Modeling. Fantasy Role-Play Exotic Shows. Specialty Sessions. Private Dates. Last Minute Date Stand-In. Nude Modeling. Artist's Model. Strip-O-Grams. Singing Exotic Telegrams. Personal Shopper. Girl Friday. Lunch Dates. Dinner Dates. Event Escort & Date. Telephone Entertainment. Exotic & Erotic Conversational Entertainment. Photographer's Model. Erotic Correspondence Entertainment. Tour Guide. Exotic Sexy Golf Caddy. Night Out On The Town. Fantasy Tour Event Date. Exotic Dance Lessons For Ladies. Seductive Dance Lessons For Ladies & Gentlemen. Personal Errand Assistant. Lingerie Shopping Model & Assistant. Travel & Tourism Arrangement Assistant. Confidential Companionship. Adult Entertainment. Adult Specialty Video Entertainment. Internet Entertainment. Short-Notice Wedding / Event Party Stand-In. Entertainment & Event Arrangement / Booking. Professional Escort Dates. Accompany To Dance / Cooking / Various Lessons & Courses. Private Fantasy & Fetish Specialty Request Shows. Exercise / Yoga Work-Out Partner.

But if you lumped them all together they wouldn't offer the one thing Jersey and the other HOT DOLLS of Orlando offer (Piece and Quiet). Oh Helena I want to especially want to book a COOKING class while your in town-VSHi. Ok, we'll take a cooking class. That's excellent. Um, did you just say 'portends'?

[Beautifulh]

Is it just me or do allotta guys seem kinda angrier than me that my phone rings non-stop.

People keep talking about that. And what I "offer" on the site. Unless you want an appointment, why would you care?

As far as my offerings, I'll admit I did consider posting the following.

"I'm Hot Hot Hot Beautiful Helena! I'm on USA so see my thread! I'm such a dipsh*t I didn't even notice the characters had a limit in the same selection & I kept on typing! Like the dipsh*t I am! So that's why my name on there is "Beautifulh!" Can you believe that bad luck? Lucky for me I'm an escort who's drug-free! So I was drivin' down the street wearin' my brand new pimped-out tee shirt that says 'Beautifulh' right across my boobs because that's ma dagum name! I was about 3 blocks from Orlando's finest where I'd planned on dancing in & asking the closest vice cop where to apply for a license to provide BBBJCIMWS & lucky for me I paid my ESP bill on time for once & the Escort Gods chimed-in! Want to know what they said? They said "Helena you goofed! Your name's Beautifulh! Guess what else!" So I said what? They said "You're a dumba*s Helena & a first class dipsh*t!" I said "Why's that?" They said "You were typing in the den again where it's too dark. So your name's Beautifulh. Go home!" So I did. I scuffeled on home. So I can't provide any BBBJCIMS's. Whops I forgot a W in there. See what I mean? I'm typing in the den again. But I can provide what's called a SHTWBH or a FCTTTGBI. Some of you might even get both if you're having a lucky day! If you can figure out those terms you get a free visit with me!"

But I didn't post that. But if anyone can define the servces SHTSBH or FCTTTGBI correctly you will win a free visit! 100% Free! Email or call me with your entries. The actual definition will be revealed when I get to Orlando! But if you guess right, I'll tell you right away so you can get ready for your free visit. Come on guys! Free visit! Tell me your entries but don't post them here. Is it your lucky day? Let's see if it's your lucky day & crack my codes!

[Ron628]

I have not met Ron in person but from what I can tell by how he stands firm in his convictions & speaks with honesty, integrity & courage, he defines A Man & A Man of Courage. A Man of Courage is the type of Man women are drawn to.

I can't speak for all women but I know that's the type of man I'm drawn to.You can either live by your head or live by your heart. There is a time and a place for both, but if I'm unsure, I will tend to go with my heart. Does that sometimes get me hurt or misled? I suppose, but I don't regret it. And, I would probably do it again.

While I have had to use my mind to fight some battles (some real doozies) , it has ALWAYS been my heart that has carried me through.

I've been the victim of bullying, name-calling, discrimination, and just not being given a fair chance, personally and professionally. Knowing what it's like, I can't do that to someone else. To those of you who have called Helena a b*tch, troll, psych, ho, or any other deragatory name, I could tell some stories about women. Some of them providers. And the way they treated me, who are much more deserving of such terms. A lot of you would probably agree.

Were those experiences the end of the world? No. But, it hurt for sure and made me feel poorly about myself. And, I still remember them. Until it happens to you, you don't know how it feels to be laughed at, bullied, or just plain ignored.

Could Helena have done some things a little differently to get started? Probably. Taking the offer from a couple of established members (including someone she calls 'a friend') to make a date, who then would have posted a fair & honest review would have been a good idea. Not doing that has allowed plenty of time before her Orlando tour for the pot to brew to a furious boil with accusations, name-calling, threats, and doubts.

Helena hasn't done me or anyone else (that I know of) any particular harm. Rather, she has been kind and friendly towards me. So, for now, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. She wants to 'prove' herself in the Orlando scene. So, let her. Helena will either show or she won't. She will either be who she says or she won't. And, she will either provide the kind of quality service she claims or she won't. Why has Helena done things the way she has? I don't know

And, before some of you go asking 'Don't you get it, Ron? ' or telling me to 'Wake up and smell the coffee', keep in mind that if I told you some of my own stories, you might see a bit more what it's like to not get a fair chance. So, again, to those of you who think Helena is a fake or whatever, just don't see her. And, certainly, don't look to cause her harm. But to those of you who want to meet her, give Helena the same fair chance you would want and treat her the way you yourself would want to be treated. By Helena or anyone else.

Bottom line: When it's all said and done, and I have to answer for myself and who I was, would I rather be guilty of living by my head or living by my heart? I'll be guilty of living by my heart, thank you. Ask yourself the same question.

Peace to all.

P. S. I, myself, had an awesome threesome last night. Me, beer & XBox 360. I worked my joystick, the beer was wet, and there was lots of scoring. I might be a little bit of a dork, but that's okay.

[VerySlowly]

Instead of addressing the issues, You attacked the person who brought forth the issues, a classic political move but unfortunately a very transparent one, you might be a little "off the wall" but congratulations on being an amazing marketer. You seem to ascribe to the theory that posits " It doesn't matter what they say about me as long as they are talking about me".

There was another provider that got her own thread named "Frankie Rae" hasn't been heard from since 2009.

You say that you didn't respond to me because you're overwhelmed with mail and yet you sent me a full page I. M. Full of weeping and Gnashing of teeth and asking me to make a decision for you on a problem that was causing you extreme angst. Obviously I told you I was not you and could not make that decision for you, I would help you weigh the pro's and con's but now you've made the decision and are having a difficult time living with it.

I will not post that I. M. Because it has been done on this board before and personally I believe private messages should stay private, the people who post private communications in public are to use the vernacular of the streets "pieces of sh*t"

Good to hear from you again, XO-VS

[Beautifulh]

This is a forum about sexuality. From sexuality to sexual anthropology, USASG is everything about the subject all in one place. I'm pleased to have been given my own spot to discuss & enjoy the subject with everyone. This particular thread is "Everything Helena." Welcome & enjoy!

Helena's Codes Update:

Today's a lucky day for me! I narrowly escape a code cracking attempt (someone almost won today with only a 2 words off the mark!)

Like I said, someone came kind of close today, lucky for me the person who entered was a couple words off from winning.

I didn't think it was that easy to figure out! Keep sending your entries because I love how creative you guys are! It's so much fun! If you're lucky, you'll really have fun!

For Ron628:

Even though he's always a winner everyday, he took time out from his life just to be kind to me. I want to say publicly: Thank you Ron! You are absolutely the sweetest person. I think Ron's message is one that everyone in general should consider. Not only here, but in Life.

If a person is born into, or aquires over time, certain advantages in life, it takes a certain integrity to be successful. Alot of people forget their integrity. Ron has integrity. I have never met him, but from the conversations we've had & from what I can tell from his posts, Ron has more integrity than anyone I can think of. When I look back on my own life, I want to be able to know in my heart that I had integrity.

As you probably know one my favorite actors is Colin Firth. His role in Dorian Gray is a (perfect) example of the subject of integrity. It combines my favorite things: sexuality, good looking guys, spooky stories & Colin Firth. It's a very interesting film that combines sexuality with integrity. Gray commissions a painting of himself which he hides in his attic. As the wealthy, handsome Dorian Gray seemingly never ages & travels as he enjoys sampling various sexual experiences which profoundly effect his integrity, the painting morphs to expose the actual image of his soul. Even though it's possible to enjoy sexuality to the fullest without compromising your integrity, Gray chooses not to & suffers the consequences.

Here's the link if you're interested in having a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAQWllCHHU

I hope everyone has an awesome weekend & doesn't forget it's going to be snuggle weather this Sunday night when it's supposed to be an all-time low in temperature. I have a date! (winking smily face) Enjoy the weeked & be safe out there! Hugs & sending special hugs to Ron! Helena

[Steve Pope]

And, before some of you go asking 'Don't you get it, Ron? ' or telling me to 'Wake up and smell the coffee', keep in mind that if I told you some of my own stories, you might see a bit more what it's like to not get a fair chance. So, again, to those of you who think Helena is a fake or whatever, just don't see her. And, certainly, don't look to cause her harm. But to those of you who want to meet her, give Helena the same fair chance you would want and treat her the way you yourself would want to be treated. By Helena or anyone else.

Bottom line: When it's all said and done, and I have to answer for myself and who I was, would I rather be guilty of living by my head or living by my heart? I'll be guilty of living by my heart, thank you. Ask yourself the same question.

Peace to all.

P. S. I, myself, had an awesome threesome last night. Me, beer & XBox 360. I worked my joystick, the beer was wet, and there was lots of scoring. I might be a little bit of a dork, but that's okay.Last week I tried to TOFTT and check out Sanford / Roxy. After 3 calls, no answer and no voicemail I no longer pursured it. All in all, Roxy is probably still 100 times easier to contact and actually meet than the ever elusive Super Troll / Drama Queen from G-ville. Just ask that loser Ron628, he's chasing, and believes the Super Troll does actuallly exist!

I propose a bet with Ron628: I will meet and obtain pictures of Roxy long before Ron628 ever sniffs the Super Troll. He must also prove he met the Super Troll with digital pictures. I will try again next week and will update (with pictures) if anything does happen with Roxy.

Take the bet Ron628. And let's see what the Forum Members think of this challenge! Put up or Shut Up!

SP

[Beautifulh]

Last week I tried to TOFTT and check out Sanford / Roxy. After 3 calls, no answer and no voicemail I no longer pursured it. All in all, Roxy is probably still 100 times easier to contact and actually meet than the ever elusive Super Troll / Drama Queen from G-ville. Just ask that loser Ron628, he's chasing, and believes the Super Troll does actuallly exist!

I propose a bet with Ron628: I will meet and obtain pictures of Roxy long before Ron628 ever sniffs the Super Troll. He must also prove he met the Super Troll with digital pictures. I will try again next week and will update (with pictures) if anything does happen with Roxy.

Take the bet Ron628. And let's see what the Forum Members think of this challenge! Put up or Shut Up!

SPSteve, you already know you will see Roxy long before Ron meets me. Remember, I already made clear & posted the time frame I'll be in Orlando. The fact you forget this makes me wonder about you. Ron won't have a chance to see me until after the tour. Although I'm coming into a whole bunch of free cash already for selling my phone bill, which by the way someone seems to have lost interest in, you're challenge here doesn't make sense. How about you make the challenge begin from the day I return from Orlando. That way Ron has a chance to prevail.

I propose a challenge to Steve: You drop by where I'm staying in Orlando sometime during the time I'm there. I want to meet the guy behind the voice. If you decide you want an appointment, stay & have one. I'll even lower my USASG Special rate to sweeten the deal for you. How about it, can you prove you're real? For all I know you might be a guy behind 15 accounts on here. You might be a girl, who knows? If I'm a real woman you can give me some free money too since everyone else wants to. Do you accept My challenge?

I'm only 3 months into escorting & I'm a celebrity on a world wide guide with my very own thread & accepting challenges & getting free money. I'm the subject of great controversy & the topic of conversations. This is awesome! You guys rock. I should've done this years ago. I'd be rich by now! Thanks!

[Ron628]

Last week I tried to TOFTT and check out Sanford / Roxy. After 3 calls, no answer and no voicemail I no longer pursured it. All in all, Roxy is probably still 100 times easier to contact and actually meet than the ever elusive Super Troll / Drama Queen from G-ville. Just ask that loser Ron628, he's chasing, and believes the Super Troll does actuallly exist!

I propose a bet with Ron628: I will meet and obtain pictures of Roxy long before Ron628 ever sniffs the Super Troll. He must also prove he met the Super Troll with digital pictures. I will try again next week and will update (with pictures) if anything does happen with Roxy.

Take the bet Ron628. And let's see what the Forum Members think of this challenge! Put up or Shut Up!

SPJust to be clear, I'm not advocating so much for 'Miss Helena' as I am for giving a fair chance for someone without just judging them. The insults, name-calling, and bullying are very much uncalled for. It may be a private message board, but it is a public forum and there is such a thing as manners and civility. Would you act that way in front of a group in person? Probably not.

I made my offer (s) to Miss Helena to make a date and post a review (and pictures to verify) of the meeting. She didn't take me up on the offer, for which she provided her reasons. She plans to make her Orlando tour where she wil 'prove' herself. So be it. For me, that's the end of the matter.

As I did in my email, I'll wish Helena good luck. I hope her tour to Orlando goes well and she receives the good reviews and establishes the customer base she is looking for. I'm not chasing Helena, I'm just giving the benefit of the doubt, unless proven otherwise. There's no harm in that.

And, for all the Orlando mongers, I hope Helena's tour goes well. A win-win situation for everyone.

Those of you who have called Helena out may be right, but you might be wrong. Wouldn't it be better if you're wrong?

Thanks for the offer SP, but I'll pass. And, the next time I want advice from someone with the emotional maturity of a fruitfly, I'll let you know.

[Steve Pope]

Just to be clear, I'm not advocating so much for 'Miss Helena' as I am for giving a fair chance for someone without just judging them. The insults, name-calling, and bullying are very much uncalled for. It may be a private message board, but it is a public forum and there is such a thing as manners and civility. Would you act that way in front of a group in person? Probably not.

I made my offer (s) to Miss Helena to make a date and post a review (and pictures to verify) of the meeting. She didn't take me up on the offer, for which she provided her reasons. She plans to make her Orlando tour where she wil 'prove' herself. So be it. For me, that's the end of the matter.

As I did in my email, I'll wish Helena good luck. I hope her tour to Orlando goes well and she receives the good reviews and establishes the customer base she is looking for. I'm not chasing Helena, I'm just giving the benefit of the doubt, unless proven otherwise. There's no harm in that.

And, for all the Orlando mongers, I hope Helena's tour goes well. A win-win situation for everyone.

Those of you who have called Helena out may be right, but you might be wrong. Wouldn't it be better if you're wrong?

Thanks for the offer SP, but I'll pass. And, the next time I want advice from someone with the emotional maturity of a fruitfly, I'll let you know.You're not chasing Helena. Pleeeeeeeeeeeze!

Guess it's time to finally STFU!

SP

[Member #4558]

You're not chasing Helena. Pleeeeeeeeeeeze!

Guess it's time to finally STFU!

SPMaybe ron is another alter ego of the troll. They compliment one another so well. And they even seem to share the same mind set and they always eem so hell bent on defending one another.

[Cbs200]

Were those experiences the end of the world? No. But, it hurt for sure and made me feel poorly about myself. And, I still remember them. Until it happens to you, you don't know how it feels to be laughed at, bullied, or just plain ignored.Bullies can only make you feel bad if you think that their opinions are important. But when you understand that they have the minds of small children, that puts everything in perspective. The views of toddlers do not carry much weight. Just do your adult thing and let them do their baby thing.

[Member #4860]

I have a mind to think you're the Troll itself, because you are way too serious and touchy-feely to be adding any value to this board. I suggest you shut the fuck up and do something valuable instead of pining away about how you've been bullied. Get the fuck out! What's the matter, some b1tch told you you've got a small dick? Maybe you do, in which case just use your tongue or something! Gee whiz!


Just to be clear, I'm not advocating so much for 'Miss Helena' as I am for giving a fair chance for someone without just judging them. The insults, name-calling, and bullying are very much uncalled for. It may be a private message board, but it is a public forum and there is such a thing as manners and civility. Would you act that way in front of a group in person? Probably not.

I made my offer (s) to Miss Helena to make a date and post a review (and pictures to verify) of the meeting. She didn't take me up on the offer, for which she provided her reasons. She plans to make her Orlando tour where she wil 'prove' herself. So be it. For me, that's the end of the matter.

As I did in my email, I'll wish Helena good luck. I hope her tour to Orlando goes well and she receives the good reviews and establishes the customer base she is looking for. I'm not chasing Helena, I'm just giving the benefit of the doubt, unless proven otherwise. There's no harm in that.

And, for all the Orlando mongers, I hope Helena's tour goes well. A win-win situation for everyone.

Those of you who have called Helena out may be right, but you might be wrong. Wouldn't it be better if you're wrong?

Thanks for the offer SP, but I'll pass. And, the next time I want advice from someone with the emotional maturity of a fruitfly, I'll let you know.

[Member #4860]

The b1tch troll continues to want to play with everyone's heads, and now she wants us to do her bidding by figuring out her stupid acronyms! What nerve! No pussy is worth that kind of stupidity, much less hers / his / its, so forget it Troll.


Is it just me or do allotta guys seem kinda angrier than me that my phone rings non-stop.

People keep talking about that. And what I "offer" on the site. Unless you want an appointment, why would you care?

As far as my offerings, I'll admit I did consider posting the following.

"I'm Hot Hot Hot Beautiful Helena! I'm on USA so see my thread! I'm such a dipsh*t I didn't even notice the characters had a limit in the same selection & I kept on typing! Like the dipsh*t I am! So that's why my name on there is "Beautifulh!" Can you believe that bad luck? Lucky for me I'm an escort who's drug-free! So I was drivin' down the street wearin' my brand new pimped-out tee shirt that says 'Beautifulh' right across my boobs because that's ma dagum name! I was about 3 blocks from Orlando's finest where I'd planned on dancing in & asking the closest vice cop where to apply for a license to provide BBBJCIMWS & lucky for me I paid my ESP bill on time for once & the Escort Gods chimed-in! Want to know what they said? They said "Helena you goofed! Your name's Beautifulh! Guess what else!" So I said what? They said "You're a dumba*s Helena & a first class dipsh*t!" I said "Why's that?" They said "You were typing in the den again where it's too dark. So your name's Beautifulh. Go home!" So I did. I scuffeled on home. So I can't provide any BBBJCIMS's. Whops I forgot a W in there. See what I mean? I'm typing in the den again. But I can provide what's called a SHTWBH or a FCTTTGBI. Some of you might even get both if you're having a lucky day! If you can figure out those terms you get a free visit with me!"

But I didn't post that. But if anyone can define the servces SHTSBH or FCTTTGBI correctly you will win a free visit! 100% Free! Email or call me with your entries. The actual definition will be revealed when I get to Orlando! But if you guess right, I'll tell you right away so you can get ready for your free visit. Come on guys! Free visit! Tell me your entries but don't post them here. Is it your lucky day? Let's see if it's your lucky day & crack my codes!

[Steve Pope]

Maybe ron is another alter ego of the troll. They compliment one another so well. And they even seem to share the same mind set and they always eem so hell bent on defending one another.Maybe if we combine Ron628, Cbs200 and the Super-Troll they can all collectively grow one set of balls!

Does anyone think the 3 of them can together have ONE good set of balls? I doubt it, they are too busy shopping for the best deal on Tampons and Midol. Try BJ's Ho-sale bitches.

Helena has a bigger set of balls because HE probably is a 26 year old looser living in his parents basement eating Hot-Pockets while playing these two idiots! I'm thinkin South Park-Cartman, coming down soon for a Orlando Tour.

Ron628 and Cbs2000, tell us all how the Super-Trolls BALLS taste, you little b1atch-boys! She is as "touchy-feelly" as you two little "girls".
Keep playin these two morons, and this board, Troll-Girl.
You are a trip!

SP

[VerySlowly]

Oh Helena, I await your arrival, the chauffeur has the Silver Cloud ready to whisk us off to the Ritz Carlton where three ounces of solid 24K gold awaits your arrival (5k in cash is so vulgar, don't you think?). We will enter our suite where the waiter will pour us some Chateau-Lafitte 1947 and we'll nibble on Chocolate Dipped Raspberries, covered with liquid 70% cacao from a special reserve in Africa, so decadent. We will chat and fall deeper in love as we allow the 800 thread count Pratesi linens from Italy to caress our bodies and tingle our nerves readying our senses to receive each other in carnal bliss. Hurry my love as I'm sitting here totally engorged as my mind takes me to your completeness.

Hurry please I need you my love.

Yours,

VS

[Beautifulh]

Maybe if we combine Ron628, Cbs200 and the Super-Troll they can all collectively grow one set of balls!

Does anyone think the 3 of them can together have ONE good set of balls? I doubt it, they are too busy shopping for the best deal on Tampons and Midol. Try BJ's Ho-sale bitches.

Helena has a bigger set of balls because HE probably is a 26 year old looser living in his parents basement eating Hot-Pockets while playing these two idiots! I'm thinkin South Park-Cartman, coming down soon for a Orlando Tour.

Ron628 and Cbs2000, tell us all how the Super-Trolls BALLS taste, you little b1atch-boys! She is as "touchy-feelly" as you two little "girls".

Keep playin these two morons, and this board, Troll-Girl.

You are a trip!

SPFor a "hobbyist" you seem awful, um, upset. You sound like you're taking this as seriously as you take your business at work! Does this have something to do with your business at work?

Wow. Talk about "baby talk" is right! I think CBS & Ron should buy you a book. Will a bookie wookie make um happy? Um want to bookie wookie? We'll get you a copy of 'Everybody pees' since you sound like Alexander in 'Alexander's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day. '

Chicks call people 'B1tches' when they're mad, not dudes! Never heard a dude talk that way, unless he was a pissed off pimp hanging with a chick. You even said 'playin' and everything just like a pimp!

I think Ron, CBS & the rest of the world know what you're all about now "Steve." I know I do. I know why you probably won't be stopping by to meet me.

And why. Are you hanging out on a Saturday night. On my thread. Pissed as hell. And reviewing escorts on the main threads. Care to riddle me that, Batman?

[Ron628]

Bullies can only make you feel bad if you think that their opinions are important. But when you understand that they have the minds of small children, that puts everything in perspective. The views of toddlers do not carry much weight. Just do your adult thing and let them do their baby thing.Bullies are nothing more than frightened, insecure little children. That' why they like to roam in packs. And the only way they can feel better about themselves is by making others feel poorly about themselves.

Mundo, OW, & SP, your responses are intelligent and well-thought out. Not. You've got nothing better than profanity, insults, threats, and accusations. Wow, I'm impressed. And, you know, you all write very similar. Maybe you're all one and the same.

I certainly don't value the opinions of people who exhibit the inteligence of dung-beetles.

And, I've never had any complaints about the size of my the! Ck or balls, thank you.

[Beautifulh]

Hi Ron, very intelligent response to the bullies! I did some research. I do alot of that lately. Anyway, SP had mentioned wanting to see Roxy. The thing is, I remember (you'll have to look) some hoopla about the pics that are presently being sported in the only ad for a girl named Roxy I could find in Orlando's BP. It was the same girl standing in seemingly the same spot (light carpet, door in the background) wearing a black & white bikini which is what Roxy is wearing in the pics. Roxy's pic looks exactly the same as if it's art of a series of pics that were advertised before & mentioned as being "fake" here. Of course that link may be null & void now since as soon as soon as the BP links are posted here, the ads are deleted from BP then the girl shows back up with a new name, phone number & pics.

I'm not saying Roxy is a "fake" because I've never met her. But her pic was definitely part of a series of pics that were recently advertised on BP & called out as being a fake. Is it that she's has reappeared with a new name? Is it that she's really the one in the pics & they'd been stolen by someone else in the same city? Don't know. Don't really care. But I can say it does kinds seem strange, especially since he seems to be a "guy" who "keeps up" with BP advetisers regularly.

I've talked with alot of people. What most guys do is this: They go online & find an ad they like. They do a web search on the name & number then a pic search on Tineye. Then they come to USASG & look. They do a search here then they read about 'Backpage Advertisers. ' Services know that & several services told me the way it goes here in Orlando.

[Citywalk]

Hope these really are her pics.

[Beautifulh]

Something else. Then there's that post today about Cherrish. The guy says her pics are real. It's funny because there was a post a while back on here around when I first started about her. A guy said she wasn't the one in the pics but didn't mention her name, he just posted the link which is now gone. I remember because her name 'Cherrish' was written across the pics exactly like mine was & the girl had the same face. But he did say the girl behind the pics looked pretty much like the girl in them as far as attractiveness but it just wasn't her pics for privacy reasons which is totally understandable, since I see different girl's personal FB pages linked on here all the time or ways to find them.

As far as real pics? If I had to start all over again I would definitely not use my real pic.

Now everyone knows what I look like. They say "it's a small world." It's true because it's always in my mind when I'm out, maybe someone saw me on an escort site. When some guy smiles at me I'm always thinking "Is he going to follow me to my car because he saw me on an escort site? This can't be good." It's a weird feeling. I don't dare wear a tight top anymore because not that many girls have boob jobs, even though there's bras available at Walmart with the boobs already built into them.

I realize alot of you guys were in your 20's back in the 90's when learning to speak Farsi was cool. But did you know alot of the pics I see on BP are from the 90's? Or they're atleast like 5 & even 10 years old? I can tell from the hair, clothes & the tiny ways bathing suit styles change. I guess that's because I'm a girl.

It seems like there's no problem finding real girls who use real recent pics who get around 300 or more. But there seems to be a never ending hunt for a girl who's 200 or less who has real or even accurate pics. There are some but they're rare.

[VerySlowly]

Is this a pic of Lady H, observing Rasputin's Pickled Cock and wondering to herself about the in's and outs, pros and cons of entering the exciting world of escorting? I dunno-VS

[Vino 7373]

I think the people named, including myself, are not necessarily bullying you, Helena. What they're doing is trying to help protect the forum. You claim that all of your chatter on here has not hurt anyone. This is not true. There were quite a few innocent members on here that got caught up in the scrapnel from the grenades that you've thrown. There have been quite a few mongers that've felt deceived and lied to by you. People on here contacted you in various ways hoping to dream of you, including me. All you've done is given excuse after excuse after excuse to make sure that no one on here actually gets to dream about you.

Now, let's talk about Ron. I have nothing against him at all, he is simply voicing his opinion. He is entitled to that. This guy has stood up for you vehemently. You've applauded him for it and call him a good friend. But yet, you still refuse to dream with him until after your big Orlando tour. So, your tour starts in two weeks and lasts two weeks. This means your good buddy has to wait at least one month to get a dream with you. Why can't he see you now? But yet, you are still claiming on your website that you want appts? For anyone else, I suppose, that isn't your good friend Ron. Wow, with friends like you, who needs enemies?

So far, you have contradicted yourself so many times. You claimed to a monger that you were booked up for a solid month. Then you said you book a month in advance. You said you had 100 appts already for your Orlando tour, then you said you had 100 inquiries for appts. Oh, and that was in only one day. After all, you do get 100 calls per day, unlike any other escort on the planet. You've changed your website several times when you've gotten caught in your lies.

I do want to applaud you, however. No one has ever done such a grand job at this. You are the all-time undisputed queen. You will go down in USASG history for the dogged determination that you've exhibited.

I hope that when whatever it is that you're actually doing ends, that you will at least post and tell us the truth of what it really was all about. We deserve that, at a minimum. My personal vote is that you are doing a thesis for school. I truly hope that you get an A, because you deserve it for the time and effort that you've put into this.

In conclusion, I want to commend Jackson and all the mongers for how they've handled this. I mean both your supporters and those who do not support you. I am so very happy that not one single monger has posted a fake review about you. That alone shows that there are a lot of class act mongers on here, whether people agree with their viewpoints or not. My. 02.

[Vino 7373]

You keep claiming your great Orlando tour will clear the air once and for all about your status. You keep saying that it will be in a couple of weeks.

I am calling you out publicly. What is the exact date that your Orlando tour starts on? After all, I need to clear space on my calendar!

[Beautifulh]

Hope these really are her pics.They are mine so I'd appreciate it if you'd please stop posting them because I'd like to be able to walk around not worrying if someone knows I'm an escort or not. I'm sure you would not want some escort figuring out who you are, finding your pics online & posting them or secretly taking your pics while you're with her (with modern technology, that's easy enough to do) then posting them up on this site. I'd appreciate it alot, since there's an option so do so, if you'd please remove or alter your post with my pics to take my pics down. Anyone who reads this site already knows how to get to my site.

If you want an appointment, call me & give me an aprox date & time you want. I'll write down your number & call you when I arrive. Or you can call me when I post my arrival to confirm.

I have not booked my trip yet. I do not know the exact dates. Last week I said a couple weeks. Today is the 12th. I assume it will be the second to last week, last week of February or the first week of March, there about. I plan to book it through the site called "Lastminute" because it gives the best rates. I'm booking my trip for 2 weeks. I'll probably stay at one hotel one week & another hotel the next based on how the site works. If anyone reading this happens to work in the travel industry they're welcome to email me using my personal email with ideas & advice.

Thank you!

[Member #4558]

Bullies are nothing more than frightened, insecure little children. That' why they like to roam in packs. And the only way they can feel better about themselves is by making others feel poorly about themselves.

Mundo, OW, & SP, your responses are intelligent and well-thought out. Not. You've got nothing better than profanity, insults, threats, and accusations. Wow, I'm impressed. And, you know, you all write very similar. Maybe you're all one and the same.

I certainly don't value the opinions of people who exhibit the inteligence of dung-beetles.

And, I've never had any complaints about the size of my the! Ck or balls, thank you.Well, I guess you and your make believe girlfriend really told us that time didn't you! And for the record, I never made any threats. I just called you out for being a girly man. Now, if I said that I was going to track you down, drag you out of your mom's house and beat your ass in the street, now that would be a threat.

[PapiiChulo]

Smoking Hot Time With Beautiful Helena. Like I said before you let me know when and where! Not to prove anything but to fuck the shit out of you. Honestly you sound so Fuckstrated its not even funny.


Is it just me or do allotta guys seem kinda angrier than me that my phone rings non-stop.

People keep talking about that. And what I "offer" on the site. Unless you want an appointment, why would you care?

As far as my offerings, I'll admit I did consider posting the following.

"I'm Hot Hot Hot Beautiful Helena! I'm on USA so see my thread! I'm such a dipsh*t I didn't even notice the characters had a limit in the same selection & I kept on typing! Like the dipsh*t I am! So that's why my name on there is "Beautifulh!" Can you believe that bad luck? Lucky for me I'm an escort who's drug-free! So I was drivin' down the street wearin' my brand new pimped-out tee shirt that says 'Beautifulh' right across my boobs because that's ma dagum name! I was about 3 blocks from Orlando's finest where I'd planned on dancing in & asking the closest vice cop where to apply for a license to provide BBBJCIMWS & lucky for me I paid my ESP bill on time for once & the Escort Gods chimed-in! Want to know what they said? They said "Helena you goofed! Your name's Beautifulh! Guess what else!" So I said what? They said "You're a dumba*s Helena & a first class dipsh*t!" I said "Why's that?" They said "You were typing in the den again where it's too dark. So your name's Beautifulh. Go home!" So I did. I scuffeled on home. So I can't provide any BBBJCIMS's. Whops I forgot a W in there. See what I mean? I'm typing in the den again. But I can provide what's called a SHTWBH or a FCTTTGBI. Some of you might even get both if you're having a lucky day! If you can figure out those terms you get a free visit with me!"

But I didn't post that. But if anyone can define the servces SHTSBH or FCTTTGBI correctly you will win a free visit! 100% Free! Email or call me with your entries. The actual definition will be revealed when I get to Orlando! But if you guess right, I'll tell you right away so you can get ready for your free visit. Come on guys! Free visit! Tell me your entries but don't post them here. Is it your lucky day? Let's see if it's your lucky day & crack my codes!

[Beautifulh]

You keep claiming your great Orlando tour will clear the air once and for all about your status. You keep saying that it will be in a couple of weeks.

I am calling you out publicly. What is the exact date that your Orlando tour starts on? After all, I need to clear space on my calendar!What's Ps, is that more pimp talk LOL? (jk)

The exact dates are February 29-March 11th. If anyone wants to book during those exact dates you can email or call. See you then!

Will you please stop picking on Ron? If you disrespect your fellow hobbyists how do you treat the women you're around? You sure treated me like sh*t when I arrived here, you'd never met me so I wouldn't want to find out!

Hey Wook! You remind me of the guy in The Collector. 1965. He was such a pansy at his job & with women, he bought women but still couldn't get respect from anyone so he bullied women or whoever he could. I bet you spend so much time on this forum because you don't have one single real life friend. I bet you're a weirdo who never got married because no woman wanted you & you live with your parents. That's why you like escorts, because you can atleast pay strippers & escorts to tak to you. You post here all during the day & all night too so you probably sit in internet type cafes all day after applying for jobs you will never get, hoping someone will talk to you but no one ever does because you're a pansy, so you hang out on a damn escort forum. I don't think I have to spell it out but I will. Loser! Don't even try to hide dork boy. I see you logged on here almost 24 hours a day! I'm here because it's my job. That's right, I have one of those! I'm an escort. It pays pretty well. What's your excuse for being here all day long?

Instead of quietly reading other threads you come here to a thread that belongs to someone you supposedly hate, just to bully a man? And a woman? There is obviously something seriously wrong with you.

You're the dweeb who clips coupons out of the adult magazines for free lapdances at strip clubs & 3 free minutes of phone sex! I bet strip clubs are your hangout too! Because that's the only place anyone will talk to you. Your words were "friends are highly over rated, I only have people I tolerate in small doses." Translation: "I don't have any friends & so that's why I'm on an adult forum instead of an intelligent topic forum. 24 Hours A Damn Day! Because this is a bunch of strippers so I can relate to that snce those are the only humans who will give me the time of day. After I pay them a dollar, of course. I can have someone to talk to for free here!"

Pathetic.

[Beautifulh]

I think the people named, including myself, are not necessarily bullying you, Helena. What they're doing is trying to help protect the forum. You claim that all of your chatter on here has not hurt anyone. This is not true. There were quite a few innocent members on here that got caught up in the scrapnel from the grenades that you've thrown. There have been quite a few mongers that've felt deceived and lied to by you. People on here contacted you in various ways hoping to dream of you, including me. All you've done is given excuse after excuse after excuse to make sure that no one on here actually gets to dream about you.

Now, let's talk about Ron. I have nothing against him at all, he is simply voicing his opinion. He is entitled to that. This guy has stood up for you vehemently. You've applauded him for it and call him a good friend. But yet, you still refuse to dream with him until after your big Orlando tour. So, your tour starts in two weeks and lasts two weeks. This means your good buddy has to wait at least one month to get a dream with you. Why can't he see you now? But yet, you are still claiming on your website that you want appts? For anyone else, I suppose, that isn't your good friend Ron. Wow, with friends like you, who needs enemies?

So far, you have contradicted yourself so many times. You claimed to a monger that you were booked up for a solid month. Then you said you book a month in advance. You said you had 100 appts already for your Orlando tour, then you said you had 100 inquiries for appts. Oh, and that was in only one day. After all, you do get 100 calls per day, unlike any other escort on the planet. You've changed your website several times when you've gotten caught in your lies.

I do want to applaud you, however. No one has ever done such a grand job at this. You are the all-time undisputed queen. You will go down in USASG history for the dogged determination that you've exhibited.

I hope that when whatever it is that you're actually doing ends, that you will at least post and tell us the truth of what it really was all about. We deserve that, at a minimum. My personal vote is that you are doing a thesis for school. I truly hope that you get an A, because you deserve it for the time and effort that you've put into this.

In conclusion, I want to commend Jackson and all the mongers for how they've handled this. I mean both your supporters and those who do not support you. I am so very happy that not one single monger has posted a fake review about you. That alone shows that there are a lot of class act mongers on here, whether people agree with their viewpoints or not. My. 02.I never said I was booked solid for a month. I did say I accept appointments as far as a month in advance. I also accept them a week in advance. I also accept them a few days in advance. I also accept them the same day someone calls, my schedule permitting. I said I was busy until my tour begins. I'm a single parent with obligations, I have responsibilities. I have an extremely busy personal life. I also have appointments to do until my tour starts. I don't see why this is impossible to wrap your brain around.

If you sound like a wirdo or creep me out chances are I'll not want to see you & will probably also say "I'm busy" instead of "I think you are a pea brain so I'm not interested." I guess I'm nice like that. I want to see Ron & plan to. I'll see him when I return from Orlando. But I'm not going to put my family second or leave my kid home alone just so someone can see me.

The dates of my tour have been stated & I said I will also announce my arrival online.

I happen to get lots of calls each day. It is around 100 calls, give or take so if you are also interested in buying a copy of my phone bill I'll be happy to sell it to you for $5, 000, personal phone numbers blacked out of course. Guys call for different reasons which I've stated here. Perhaps it is because I advertise in Orlando, Ocala & Gainesville? I did not say "all calls can be booked." But I definitely do get around 100 phone calls in one day. When I get to Orlando, perhaps you'd care to hang around me all day & answer it for me? Perhaps they call because they want to hear "the undisputed queen's" voice.

I am doing what I'm doing because I came to this site like I did any other, polite & with a good attitude. Read my first posts. What I was met with was recruiting, warnings that I'd be attacked if I didn't work for a service & criticism. No other site tore me apart & examined me under a microscope, attacking every word I said. No other site warned me I'd be attacked if I didn't work somewhere.

So you tell me why I'm here, what I am doing. You can't accuse someone & insult someone unjustly then blame them for defending themselves. Escort agencies can continue to tear me apart all they like but I am not going anywhere & I will be an escort & I will take Orlando clients. Like it or not. And I will continue to expose the agencies for who they are & expose their agendas.

If I were an agency, I'd probably stop now. But since they seem to be run by seasoned pea brains, they will see what happens to agencies who try to "strongarm" women into working for them.

[Member #4860]

Get a life! Why don't you stop being a fucking sissy and actually fuck that hoe or whatever IT is, Helena (if you can actually catch IT) , then you can post about it on this forum and earn your stripes. And quit trying to sound intelligent because you sound really dumb! What a freakin' queer, Geez!


Bullies are nothing more than frightened, insecure little children. That' why they like to roam in packs. And the only way they can feel better about themselves is by making others feel poorly about themselves.

Mundo, OW, & SP, your responses are intelligent and well-thought out. Not. You've got nothing better than profanity, insults, threats, and accusations. Wow, I'm impressed. And, you know, you all write very similar. Maybe you're all one and the same.

I certainly don't value the opinions of people who exhibit the inteligence of dung-beetles.

And, I've never had any complaints about the size of my the! Ck or balls, thank you.

[Member #4860]

When was the last time you looked at yourself in the mirror? But you see, I'm speaking to this made-up person YOU invented, because you're not real! You're some stupid jerk on some kind of trip, or doing a project, or a paper, or an experiment, or research, or something of the sort, because you are certainly NOT MAKING ANY MONEY! That's right, it's all a ruse, a sham, a BIG FAT LIE. You couldn't be a hoe even if you wanted, and the pictures of the dumb blonde, they're not yours, you just want everyone to believe they are! How's that for calling you on the carpet, dumbshit. You're just providing entertainment for everyone on here, and all for free. And you attempt to play games with peoples heads, people who could run circles around you in the real world of whoring and mongering. Okay, having said that, I am SO GLAD that Jackson locked you up in this thread only! That way we know exactly where to go to get our daily entertainment, and then go to the serious threads to get valuable REAL info about real providers, not shithead pretenders like you on a fucked up mission. This just gets better all the time. And you're not making any money, LMAO, because you're so busy with your research project. And here I asked Ron the Bullied Sissy to get a life. Should have included you, LOSER!


What's Ps, is that more pimp talk LOL? (jk)

The exact dates are February 29-March 11th. If anyone wants to book during those exact dates you can email or call. See you then!

Will you please stop picking on Ron? If you disrespect your fellow hobbyists how do you treat the women you're around? You sure treated me like sh*t when I arrived here, you'd never met me so I wouldn't want to find out!

Hey Wook! You remind me of the guy in The Collector. 1965. He was such a pansy at his job & with women, he bought women but still couldn't get respect from anyone so he bullied women or whoever he could. I bet you spend so much time on this forum because you don't have one single real life friend. I bet you're a weirdo who never got married because no woman wanted you & you live with your parents. That's why you like escorts, because you can atleast pay strippers & escorts to tak to you. You post here all during the day & all night too so you probably sit in internet type cafes all day after applying for jobs you will never get, hoping someone will talk to you but no one ever does because you're a pansy, so you hang out on a damn escort forum. I don't think I have to spell it out but I will. Loser! Don't even try to hide dork boy. I see you logged on here almost 24 hours a day! I'm here because it's my job. That's right, I have one of those! I'm an escort. It pays pretty well. What's your excuse for being here all day long?

Instead of quietly reading other threads you come here to a thread that belongs to someone you supposedly hate, just to bully a man? And a woman? There is obviously something seriously wrong with you.

You're the dweeb who clips coupons out of the adult magazines for free lapdances at strip clubs & 3 free minutes of phone sex! I bet strip clubs are your hangout too! Because that's the only place anyone will talk to you. Your words were "friends are highly over rated, I only have people I tolerate in small doses." Translation: "I don't have any friends & so that's why I'm on an adult forum instead of an intelligent topic forum. 24 Hours A Damn Day! Because this is a bunch of strippers so I can relate to that snce those are the only humans who will give me the time of day. After I pay them a dollar, of course. I can have someone to talk to for free here!"

Pathetic.

[Vino 7373]

[QUOTE=Beautifulh; 1381562]I never said I was booked solid for a month. I did say I accept appointments as far as a month in advance. I also accept them a week in advance. I also accept them a few days in advance. I also accept them the same day someone calls, my schedule permitting. I said I was busy until my tour begins. I'm a single parent with obligations, I have responsibilities. I have an extremely busy personal life. I also have appointments to do until my tour starts. I don't see why this is impossible to wrap your brain around.




I have difficulties wrapping my brain around this because it doesn't make sense. You have contradicted yourself in the same paragraph. You say that you accept same day appts, you also say that you take them a few days in advance. Then, you state that you're busy until your tour begins. I guess that's where poor Ron gets left out in the cold for the next month.

Your next statement is,"I also have appointments to do until my tour starts." These are your words, not mine. So, in the same paragraph, you've stated that you do take appts before your tour and that you do not take appts before your Orlando tour. You won't take Ron's attempt at an appt. You admitted that in a previous post. I guess my brain just can't comprehend two opposing statements happening in the same time frame.

PS stands for post script, BTW. Like when you add something to the end of a letter because you thought of another point to make after closing.

I look forward to reading your glowing reviews posted by trusted SM's when you come into Orlando on Feb. 29th.

[Member #4558]

What's Ps, is that more pimp talk LOL? (jk)

The exact dates are February 29-March 11th. If anyone wants to book during those exact dates you can email or call. See you then!

Will you please stop picking on Ron? If you disrespect your fellow hobbyists how do you treat the women you're around? You sure treated me like sh*t when I arrived here, you'd never met me so I wouldn't want to find out!

Hey Wook! You remind me of the guy in The Collector. 1965. He was such a pansy at his job & with women, he bought women but still couldn't get respect from anyone so he bullied women or whoever he could. I bet you spend so much time on this forum because you don't have one single real life friend. I bet you're a weirdo who never got married because no woman wanted you & you live with your parents. That's why you like escorts, because you can atleast pay strippers & escorts to tak to you. You post here all during the day & all night too so you probably sit in internet type cafes all day after applying for jobs you will never get, hoping someone will talk to you but no one ever does because you're a pansy, so you hang out on a damn escort forum. I don't think I have to spell it out but I will. Loser! Don't even try to hide dork boy. I see you logged on here almost 24 hours a day! I'm here because it's my job. That's right, I have one of those! I'm an escort. It pays pretty well. What's your excuse for being here all day long?

Instead of quietly reading other threads you come here to a thread that belongs to someone you supposedly hate, just to bully a man? And a woman? There is obviously something seriously wrong with you.

You're the dweeb who clips coupons out of the adult magazines for free lapdances at strip clubs & 3 free minutes of phone sex! I bet strip clubs are your hangout too! Because that's the only place anyone will talk to you. Your words were "friends are highly over rated, I only have people I tolerate in small doses." Translation: "I don't have any friends & so that's why I'm on an adult forum instead of an intelligent topic forum. 24 Hours A Damn Day! Because this is a bunch of strippers so I can relate to that snce those are the only humans who will give me the time of day. After I pay them a dollar, of course. I can have someone to talk to for free here!"

Pathetic. .

Boo hoo hoo.

You are going to make me cry.

Now I am so sad.

I might be all of what you said, but I am not. But best of all, I am not a lying skank like you. So pathetic are you that you aspire to be a w-h-o-r-e. I get it that some take this route to provide for their family. Some to feed a bad habit. You, you claim to make it a goal in your life. You create false personalities on discussion web site to bolster your "career". You depend on idiots like Ron for support. Trust me when I say this, I would much rather have my life than yours.

[Beautifulh]

[QUOTE=Beautifulh; 1381562]I never said I was booked solid for a month. I did say I accept appointments as far as a month in advance. I also accept them a week in advance. I also accept them a few days in advance. I also accept them the same day someone calls, my schedule permitting. I said I was busy until my tour begins. I'm a single parent with obligations, I have responsibilities. I have an extremely busy personal life. I also have appointments to do until my tour starts. I don't see why this is impossible to wrap your brain around.

I have difficulties wrapping my brain around this because it doesn't make sense. You have contradicted yourself in the same paragraph. You say that you accept same day appts, you also say that you take them a few days in advance. Then, you state that you're busy until your tour begins. I guess that's where poor Ron gets left out in the cold for the next month.

Your next statement is,"I also have appointments to do until my tour starts." These are your words, not mine. So, in the same paragraph, you've stated that you do take appts before your tour and that you do not take appts before your Orlando tour. You won't take Ron's attempt at an appt. You admitted that in a previous post. I guess my brain just can't comprehend two opposing statements happening in the same time frame.

PS stands for post script, BTW. Like when you add something to the end of a letter because you thought of another point to make after closing.

I look forward to reading your glowing reviews posted by trusted SM's when you come into Orlando on Feb. 29th.Are you drunk? At this hour of the morning, I assume so. You "all" appear to be very much so. And, in rapid succession which speaks volumes.

#1 Booking: If someone wants to book me on let's say, March 22nd. That's several weeks away. I can write the appointment down & if he changes or something happens to come up on my end, we can change the date. I book in advance & if my schedule permits I book the same day. Like anyone who has a business.

Obviously, since I said my schedule is full with appointments & my personal & family life until my tour begins common sense will, or I'll say "should" allow you to deduce the obvious: "Helena is busy until her tour starts so since she books same day or up to a month in advance, I can book an appointment with her at this time for a date that lands from February 29th on."

#2 Making Money: Yes I am making money. If I weren't I would've abandond escorting.

#3 Phone Calls: I advertise in 3 areas. Orlando, Ocala & Gainesville. I'm also on escort ad sites. I'm also the subject of dramatics on the most popular adut forum site in the world, USASG which you will not abandon for some strange reason. I have my own thread here as well. I'm also new. Add these together & I guess it makes for quite alot of attention resulting in alot of phone calls. (But why do you care how many calls I get anyway?)

#4 Appointments prior to tour: I have appointments booked that will happen until my tour starts. I'm applying for "regular" jobs & have interviews set up. I have responsibilities to my family. I'm not going to reschedule my life or leave my child home alone just to see members of this site just to "prove I exist" because I already know I exist. Intelligent people can deduce the obvious & realize I exist. The guys I've met know I exist & the appointments I have set up prior to my tour hope I exist & will soon learn that I do exist.

I was trying not to post this but maybe this will help you grasp it: I'm a single mom, fresh out of a very bad relationship which left us with virtually nothing, left us with no transportation or money or home. I moved my child & I back home with my mom because my mom was nice enough to help us. I care for my mother full time at home as well as care for my family. My mom has health issues which make life very hard on her. I share a car with my mother. I do not have it at my disposal & I'm not the only driver in the household.

#5 Ron & Scheduling: I have spoken with Ron & plan to see him after my Orlando tour. I'm currently booking for my Orlando tour & am not accepting appointments for any time except for during my tour of the time following it.

I have posted the exact dates to make you happy even though you should, as grownups, have the wherewithal to read a calendar & see when a couple weeks begins & ends. I obviously can't book same day, same week or even at all at this time for this time unless it is for my Orlando tour! I have appointments booked for myself during my tour & am currently accepting bookings & scheduling around them. When I arrive to Orlando, I will book same day & same week, even 2 weeks in advance, schedule permitting. When my tour ends, I will book same day, same week or even a month or more in advance, schedule permitting! Why is this so hard for you to grasp?

Since I've said "I schedule same day" obviously I don't mean "I can schedule same day right now." Since I have repeatedly said I am not booking for any time unless it's for the tour or following the tour. Common sense should tell you this. It should also have told you you can call up & say "Helena I'd like to meet you. What's your availability for the 5th?" I'd say "my afternoon is busy but I'm free that evening." You'd say "Ok how about 6pm?" I'd say "Sounds great. 6pm on the 5th it is. Call me to confirm the day before."

Or do this,"Helena I won't be in Orlando when you're there but I want to see you. Are you free March 30th?" I'd say "sure." You'd pick a time & I'd tell you to please call to confirm the day before as well. I hope this clears things up!

[Beautifulh]

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Boo hoo hoo.

You are going to make me cry.

Now I am so sad.

I might be all of what you said, but I am not. But best of all, I am not a lying skank like you. So pathetic are you that you aspire to be a w-h-o-are-e. I get it that some take this route to provide for their family. Some to feed a bad habit. You, you claim to make it a goal in your life. You create false personalities on discussion web site to bolster your "career". You depend on idiots like Ron for support. Trust me when I say this, I would much rather have my life than yours.Pssst. Hey brilliant.

I don't hang out on threads of a girl I claim to hate trying to bully a woman. You do.

I don't have to pay people to fill a sexual void & talk to me. You do.

I don't go on forums to get people to pay attention to me. You do.

I don't insult people I know nothng about. You do.

I don't engage in childish cyberbullying. You do.

I have gainful employment as an independent escort. Reason? To support myself & my family. I have reason to be here. You don't.

I answer questions honestly & legitimately. You don't.

Why would you think I "aspire" to be a working girl? You have never met me, never had an appointment with me & never will. You have no clue as to what my appointments may or may not be like. But you have given plenty of understanding of who you are as a person, so since I only see classy people who are intelligent, I will not be seeing you.

Like Ron said,"wouldn't it be better if she really were real?" Yes, I am. I also choose who to see. You are on my very short list of "no thank you's, Wook."

I'm not here to enhance my "career." Escorting isn't a career for me but it is for some. But it pays & pays pretty damn well. I'm using my escorting revenue to support my family, myself & I plan on enrolling to finish up grad school when I have enough money.

You're right. I depend on people like Ron who are kind, nice & generous people who have appointments with me. I rely on repeat business so that is the reason I'll be meeting him after my tour. We'll have a nice relaxing day together versus a timed, hurried-up hour. We may even become friendlier than we are now. We might establish a close friendship like I'm enjoying with other clients right now who are also supportive & kind. If we like each other enough, hell, I might even decide to have a relationship with the guy. Who knows? There's another older gentleman who lives in Gainesville who asked me over but I couldn't because I was with my mom. I told him I'd call him after my Orlando trip. He's really interested in meeting me soon & sounds like a really wonderful person. He said something sweet."The caregiver sometimes needs care too." He's right. He's one of the first people I want to meet as soon as I get home from Orlando. I think I'll really like him allot. Ron & Mr. Gainesville know I can't see them until after Orlando but they know I will & know I'm looking forward to it.

[Beautifulh]

[QUOTE=Beautifulh; 1381562]I never said I was booked solid for a month. I did say I accept appointments as far as a month in advance. I also accept them a week in advance. I also accept them a few days in advance. I also accept them the same day someone calls, my schedule permitting. I said I was busy until my tour begins. I'm a single parent with obligations, I have responsibilities. I have an extremely busy personal life. I also have appointments to do until my tour starts. I don't see why this is impossible to wrap your brain around.

I have difficulties wrapping my brain around this because it doesn't make sense. You have contradicted yourself in the same paragraph. You say that you accept same day appts, you also say that you take them a few days in advance. Then, you state that you're busy until your tour begins. I guess that's where poor Ron gets left out in the cold for the next month.

Your next statement is,"I also have appointments to do until my tour starts." These are your words, not mine. So, in the same paragraph, you've stated that you do take appts before your tour and that you do not take appts before your Orlando tour. You won't take Ron's attempt at an appt. You admitted that in a previous post. I guess my brain just can't comprehend two opposing statements happening in the same time frame.

PS stands for post script, BTW. Like when you add something to the end of a letter because you thought of another point to make after closing.

I look forward to reading your glowing reviews posted by trusted SM's when you come into Orlando on Feb. 29th.I know what post script means, I was making a joke because of the way people write in "pimp talk" on this site & you can tell they're pimps. Then there's all the abbreviations & stuff people use. (smily face)

I just posted this but I'll explain again.

Schedule: Feb. 13-28th I'm busy but booking for incalls & outcalls in Orlando for the dates Feb. 29th-March 11th. I'm also answering calls & emails booking appointments for Gainesville & nearby areas for anytime after March 11th.

I do have appointments scheduled until my tour starts, that's true. But I can't schedule any more than I have now because my mom needs her car & I have a child & responsibilities. So far, no one has cancelled yet. So I'm scheduling for Orlando tour & for after the tour.

Since I'm renting a car for the Orlando tour, transportation won't be an issue there. When I get finished with the Orlando tour I'm hoping to extend the car rental or buy one.

Right now, if I find myself with use of the car & nothing obligating me at home, then I'd call Ron & tell him I was able to get free that day & see if he's available too. If he is, I'd go over there.

If I have a cancellation, I'd call Ron & say I have the car because I'd set aside time for an appointment, but it cancelled & I'd see if he was available. If he is then I'd drive over there.

If I happen to have use of the car & my child wasn't home with me, if someone happened to call from Gainesville or nearby & I might be able to do it. But since I want the people I visit to have a very relaxing time without any worry about time, I also want to look my very best for them, it would be hard to do since my mom needs the car allot & my child needs me at home allot because of special needs. But if a free day popped up, Ron would get a call from me right away. If Ron wasn't available on my hypothetical free day, then if someone else nearby happened to call, I'd explain the situation to them & see them if it were possible.

I'm looking forward to good reviews too.

I really didn't want to print online here "I have a very sick mother who needs me allot & I use her car which she needs even more than she needs me & I have a special needs child so scheduling is hard for me." But I went ahead & booked my trip online last night & posted the exact dates. I also explained how I'm booking, for where & when with my hope to visit Orlando on a regular basis. Hope this helps.

[Ron628]

Get a life! Why don't you stop being a fucking sissy and actually fuck that hoe or whatever IT is, Helena (if you can actually catch IT) , then you can post about it on this forum and earn your stripes. And quit trying to sound intelligent because you sound really dumb! What a freakin' queer, Geez!I've earned my stripes. Take a look at my posts. Or ask Jersey, Ashley, Lauren (in Orlando) , or Candy. Not to mention others I haven't reviewed at their request.

How about this buddy: when was the last time you came through a 10 1/2 hour surgery, couldn't breathe, talk, or swallow (things REALLY didn't look good) , and gained it ALL back?

And, intelligent? Are YOU a member of Mensa? What GPA did you graduate college with (assuming you did)? I was 4. 0. The only reason it was that low is the college didn't grade on a 5. 0 scale. Oh, and I was the Valedictorian of my graduating class. How about you?

I'm not the one behaving like a little child on the board, jerkweed. When you decide to grow up, let me know so we can have an actual conversation.

P. S. Big kiss to Jersey, Ashley, Lauren, and certainly not least, Candy (the best for last, don't you know). You are all class acts, and true ladies. Not to mention, human beings, unlike some people. Happy Valentine's Day to each of you!

[Luckycowboy58]

I've earned my stripes. Take a look at my posts. Or ask Jersey, Ashley, Lauren (in Orlando) , or Candy. Not to mention others I haven't reviewed at their request.

How about this buddy: when was the last time you came through a 10 1/2 hour surgery, couldn't breathe, talk, or swallow (things REALLY didn't look good) , and gained it ALL back?

And, intelligent? Are YOU a member of Mensa? What GPA did you graduate college with (assuming you did)? I was 4. 0. The only reason it was that low is the college didn't grade on a 5. 0 scale. Oh, and I was the Valedictorian of my graduating class. How about you?

I'm not the one behaving like a little child on the board, jerkweed. When you decide to grow up, let me know so we can have an actual conversation.

P. S. Big kiss to Jersey, Ashley, Lauren, and certainly not least, Candy (the best for last, don't you know). You are all class acts, and true ladies. Not to mention, human beings, unlike some people. Happy Valentine's Day to each of you!If you have Jersey, Ashley, Lauren and Candy saying you are a stand up guy so be it but in this case you are in way over your head.

Little Miss Henela (her spell not mine) simply needs to do something. Put her happy ass in a car, drive to Orlando, check in a room, fuck a trusted Sr Mbr's lights out, shower, check out, drive home and wait for the review and all this other bullshit will go away. Just one. Not 10 or 20 or hundreds. Just one. Hell she can do it grand style if she wants. She has standing offers from members right now. Just pick up the phone. I guarantee if her car is broke one of them would make travel provisions for her. Then "poof" the problem is solved.

You are making a fool out of yourself defending someone who is insulting the intelligence, intuition and l-o-and-g years of these guys expierence in the hobby. She just does not pass the smell test. Too much bullshit.

At this point I don't care who called who a skank, sissy, syphilitic urine sample douche nozzle. One thing matters to stop it all. One thing. Just fuck a Sr mbr. That's it. Quit talking about it and peel off the t-backs and ride.

[Member #4558]

Pssst. Hey brilliant.

I don't hang out on threads of a girl I claim to hate trying to bully a woman. You do.

I don't have to pay people to fill a sexual void & talk to me. You do.

I don't go on forums to get people to pay attention to me. You do.

I don't insult people I know nothng about. You do.

I don't engage in childish cyberbullying. You do.

I have gainful employment as an independent escort. Reason? To support myself & my family. I have reason to be here. You don't.

I answer questions honestly & legitimately. You don't.

Why would you think I "aspire" to be a working girl? You have never met me, never had an appointment with me & never will. You have no clue as to what my appointments may or may not be like. But you have given plenty of understanding of who you are as a person, so since I only see classy people who are intelligent, I will not be seeing you.

Like Ron said,"wouldn't it be better if she really were real?" Yes, I am. I also choose who to see. You are on my very short list of "no thank you's, Wook."

I'm not here to enhance my "career." Escorting isn't a career for me but it is for some. But it pays & pays pretty damn well. I'm using my escorting revenue to support my family, myself & I plan on enrolling to finish up grad school when I have enough money.

You're right. I depend on people like Ron who are kind, nice & generous people who have appointments with me. I rely on repeat business so that is the reason I'll be meeting him after my tour. We'll have a nice relaxing day together versus a timed, hurried-up hour. We may even become friendlier than we are now. We might establish a close friendship like I'm enjoying with other clients right now who are also supportive & kind. If we like each other enough, hell, I might even decide to have a relationship with the guy. Who knows? There's another older gentleman who lives in Gainesville who asked me over but I couldn't because I was with my mom. I told him I'd call him after my Orlando trip. He's really interested in meeting me soon & sounds like a really wonderful person. He said something sweet."The caregiver sometimes needs care too." He's right. He's one of the first people I want to meet as soon as I get home from Orlando. I think I'll really like him allot. Ron & Mr. Gainesville know I can't see them until after Orlando but they know I will & know I'm looking forward to it.Give up the drug store psychoanalysis of me skank, you don't have the smarts for it. It breaks my heart that you don't want to see me. I guess that I will take the time I was hoping to spend with you and go get my scrotum waxed.

You are nothing more than a lying two bit nut case who continues to get caught up in her own lies as you continue to post about your so called tour. As long as you continue to post your bullshit, I will continue to harass you until you give up this charade and disappear from our view forever. In reality, you could have prevented all of this venom that you are getting from myself and others here if you had agreed to meet any of the members that offered to. But you always found a way out of it or created another of you bullshit stories or excuses.

And to address the finer points if you post;

I don't hang out on threads of a girl I claim to hate trying to bully a woman. Yea, you are right there. Pulling your chain breaks up the monotony of my day.

I don't have to pay people to fill a sexual void & talk to me. Hardly the case but if that thought works for you then go with it.

I don't go on forums to get people to pay attention to me. Like I said, it gives me something to do during lulls in my day.

I don't insult people I know nothng about. Um, yea, you do. And as an added bonus, you provide a free personality analysis for them. You fail miserably at it, but at least you try.

I don't engage in childish cyberbullying. What can I say? You bring out the absolute worst in me and very few people do. I would rank you right up there with spocko.

I have gainful employment as an independent escort. Really, I would hardly call bragging about an ILLEGAL act as gainful employment.

I answer questions honestly & legitimately. LAMO! You would not know the truth if it slapped you in the mouth!

I can't wait to read the next installment.

[Steve Pope]

Give up the drug store psychoanalysis of me skank, you don't have the smarts for it. It breaks my heart that you don't want to see me. I guess that I will take the time I was hoping to spend with you and go get my scrotum waxed.Helena / Beautifulh aka "Super-Troll": And when you're done waxing and polishing OriginalWook scrotum, you don't have to stand up, you can stay on your knees, spread my cheeks and toss my salad, b1atch!

SP

[Member #4558]

I've earned my stripes. Take a look at my posts. Or ask Jersey, Ashley, Lauren (in Orlando) , or Candy. Not to mention others I haven't reviewed at their request.

How about this buddy: when was the last time you came through a 10 1/2 hour surgery, couldn't breathe, talk, or swallow (things REALLY didn't look good) , and gained it ALL back?

And, intelligent? Are YOU a member of Mensa? What GPA did you graduate college with (assuming you did)? I was 4. 0. The only reason it was that low is the college didn't grade on a 5. 0 scale. Oh, and I was the Valedictorian of my graduating class. How about you?

I'm not the one behaving like a little child on the board, jerkweed. When you decide to grow up, let me know so we can have an actual conversation.

P. S. Big kiss to Jersey, Ashley, Lauren, and certainly not least, Candy (the best for last, don't you know). You are all class acts, and true ladies. Not to mention, human beings, unlike some people. Happy Valentine's Day to each of you!Ron,

I stated in a reply to one of your lengthy PM's that I have no real axe to grind with you. My take on this is that you receive the abuse that you do because you have chosen by previous posts to side with the lying skank Helena. If you no longer support her being a "real person" as she claims opposed to some 17 year old kid's imagination run wild then great. But it is like I said, you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas. And consider this, her constant whining to "leave poor Ron alone" only continues to make you a target for abuse from this pack of wolves. If you don't want to continue in this then publicly announce that you have no interest in the skank and that she needs to keep your name out of her ramblings.

I was all for just ignoring you but, man, posts like your last one will certainly cause me to reconsider my stance. But if you want to get silly and talk about GPA, yearly income, past surgeries, what kind of vehicle we all drive, or the size of our dicks, etc. then fine. Game on. I can throw down with the best of them.

And by the way, in spite of what you may think, your 'my GPA is higher than your GPA' is as childish as it gets.

[Arson420]

I've earned my stripes. Take a look at my posts. Or ask Jersey, Ashley, Lauren (in Orlando) , or Candy. Not to mention others I haven't reviewed at their request.

How about this buddy: when was the last time you came through a 10 1/2 hour surgery, couldn't breathe, talk, or swallow (things REALLY didn't look good) , and gained it ALL back?

And, intelligent? Are YOU a member of Mensa? What GPA did you graduate college with (assuming you did)? I was 4. 0. The only reason it was that low is the college didn't grade on a 5. 0 scale. Oh, and I was the Valedictorian of my graduating class. How about you?

I'm not the one behaving like a little child on the board, jerkweed. When you decide to grow up, let me know so we can have an actual conversation.

P. S. Big kiss to Jersey, Ashley, Lauren, and certainly not least, Candy (the best for last, don't you know). You are all class acts, and true ladies. Not to mention, human beings, unlike some people. Happy Valentine's Day to each of you!Wowoww you so sooo smart me no high school poor family no grammer skeeolZ prolly made more mkney then youll ever see can retire whenevr I wantz oh BTW I did all this before the age you got out of college so take your gpa an suck a dik

[Ron628]

I was all for just ignoring you but, man, posts like your last one will certainly cause me to reconsider my stance. But if you want to get silly and talk about GPA, yearly income, past surgeries, what kind of vehicle we all drive, or the size of our dicks, etc. Then fine. Game on. I can throw down with the best of them.

And by the way, in spite of what you may think, your 'my GPA is higher than your GPA' is as childish as it gets.I was all for leaving that out. But, when I'm called on to 'earn my stripes', or called, silly, idiot, sissy, loser, etc, I'll certainly respond. If you'll recall, I wasn't the one who started throwing out the insults.

And, by the way, the behavior of some on this board is as 'chilidish' as it gets. Who was it that sent a (polite, mind you) PM to stop the name-calling between us? Was it you? Think not.

[Member #4558]

I was all for leaving that out. But, when I'm called on to 'earn my stripes', or called, silly, idiot, sissy, loser, etc, I'll certainly respond. If you'll recall, I wasn't the one who started throwing out the insults.

And, by the way, the behavior of some on this board is as 'chilidish' as it gets. Who was it that sent a (polite, mind you) PM to stop the name-calling between us? Was it you? Think not.I give up. Tried to throw this dog a bone but as said before, he just don't get. Enjoy your fleas. And we really feel the need to be childish here. After all, we want to be able to communicate with you on your level.

[Helios1]

Now that you have all been sent here to the Principal's office, I need you to put on a fake smile, shake hands, go back to your respective lives and stop all this nonsense. Nobody can win. Nobody can benefit. It just breeds ill will.

Grow up.

All of you!

[Member #5324]

This is a 23-page long thread about a potential provider who apparently has never seen anybody here. That has to be some kind of record. Really interesting how there could be such interest given the obvious issue with zero contact or confirmation with the board members; at this point, it's clear that nothing is going to happen but the posts keep coming. Of course, I just added to it, so I'm as guilty as anybody. Maybe this is a psychology experiment or something.

[Member #4098]

The award for best actress in an online comedy-drama in her role as an escort goes to. Beautifulh / Helena.

Some like to watch a train wreck, some like to participate in the drama and some like to pretend the special FX are real. I have enjoyed the show, and as a result joined the discussion. I have tried my own aborted attempt to find proof behind the script.

If she were real she would have taken my offer both online AND on the phone the next day, she did not:


Hi thanks for the offer & I think that will be great! I'd appreciate if you'd take my pic & post it for everyone to see. Or better yet, maybe you can pm it out to interested people.She said she would call me back when we spoke, she has not. I provided enough information to prove I was legit, it did not matter. I will continue to watch the show, it is intriguing to follow, however I will recognize that the observations of the poet and philosopher, Samuel T. Coleridge apply when he suggested that if a writer could infuse a human interest and semblance of truth into a fantastic tale, then the reader would suspend judgement concerning the implausibility of the narrative.

Ron,"book smarts" and "pedigrees" are not always relevant in the face of a classic con. I applaud your longevity in your role as protector, but I recognize the con has gone on too long for this to be real.

[Member #4558]

Now that you have all been sent here to the Principal's office, I need you to put on a fake smile, shake hands, go back to your respective lives and stop all this nonsense. Nobody can win. Nobody can benefit. It just breeds ill will.

Grow up.

All of you!Nah, having way too much fun here to stop now!

[Member #4860]

Ron, buddy, you know what this is about (hope my and others' responses to your PM helped). So assume your duty as the Monger that you are and defend the integrity of this Forum, not any one poster on it, especially not the unproven whacko nut-job who calls itself Helena. Sure we can continue to trade insults (it's quite fun actually) , but that's best left to the hoes, and we Mongers should stick to the business of checking out, validating, verifying, and reporting on providers. Open your eyes and learn how to play the game. Remember: in a virtual world where none of us is really who we say we are, the important thing is to preserve the integrity and value of the Forum. BTW, glad you are such an accomplished scholar and achiever. I am the son of a poor immigrant farmer from an East African country, and I never graduated High School. I have dyslexia, live in a tenement, and I drive a cab for a living. So I cannot stand up to you in any terms except one: I defend the integrity of this Forum. Peace out, brother!

PS Super Troll has "theoretically" taken a liking to you, so perhaps you will be the first Monger to fuck her brains out really hard (assuming she's real) , and report back on whether she's legit, is a Super Whimp, or can take it like a champ. I don't think that will happen, not because of you, but because Super Troll is real, as in a REAL FAKE!


I've earned my stripes. Take a look at my posts. Or ask Jersey, Ashley, Lauren (in Orlando) , or Candy. Not to mention others I haven't reviewed at their request.

How about this buddy: when was the last time you came through a 10 1/2 hour surgery, couldn't breathe, talk, or swallow (things REALLY didn't look good) , and gained it ALL back?

And, intelligent? Are YOU a member of Mensa? What GPA did you graduate college with (assuming you did)? I was 4. 0. The only reason it was that low is the college didn't grade on a 5. 0 scale. Oh, and I was the Valedictorian of my graduating class. How about you?

I'm not the one behaving like a little child on the board, jerkweed. When you decide to grow up, let me know so we can have an actual conversation.

P. S. Big kiss to Jersey, Ashley, Lauren, and certainly not least, Candy (the best for last, don't you know). You are all class acts, and true ladies. Not to mention, human beings, unlike some people. Happy Valentine's Day to each of you!

[SackMan]

I'm not sure what made me click on this thread, but I'm glad I did. I was kept very amused by all the pissing matches going on. GPA battles. Seriously? Does anyone really give a shit how much another person on here makes per year or what school they went to? None of that matters. Ultimately, all the guys on here pay women for sexual favors and that makes us more alike than all of our differences combined. This forum should be more of a camaraderie than anything else. Anyway, thanks for the quality reading tonight.

[Beautifulh]

Hello guys. Welcome members & readers.

I sat back today away from the forum because I was busy with my family. I see a string of posts of arguments & pissing matches. I agree with 3 posters here that pissing matches are a stupid, childish time suck.

I posted my tour dates & explained my situation as far as scheduling. Even though I've explained this all before, I'll add it's not as simple as just taking up a senior member or anyone for that matter, on an offer for a date. Did you not read I have a full schedule as it stands, until my tour starts? Did you not read that I share a car & am not the only driver in my household? I also am a single mother of a special needs child. If it were that simple, do you not have the ability to use common sense& deduce that I obviously have allot on my plate?

I told the guy in Gainesville I'd call him when my schedule clears up & if I had free time or free days, I would. But right now I don't. Further, I may be an escort & I may be coming to Orlando to meet regulars & clear the air once & for all, but I'm not going to have orders barked at me. I'm not going to get in a stranger's car. I will visit Orlando on the dates I posted. If you are too impatient, too bad. I'm not leaving my child home alone for the gratification of another & to stop rumors you started yourselves that are not true. I know I'm real, people I've met know I'm real & people I will meet in the future will know I'm real. I don't care what you say because I know your agenda, as do others.

Ron is an intelligent man who's very nice. As soon as I get a free day which is unfortunately doubtful, considering my schedule, or as soon as my Orlando trip is over, I will meet him in person. I can tell he will probably treat me with respect which is allot more than I can say for some of the most childish, mindless banter posts I have ever seen in my lifetime.

I agree with preserving the integrity of the forum. This is not the only thread where pissing matches take place. It's like a bunch of 8th graders (many are not this way so no offense to you nice guys) who are fighting like "my daddy is taller than your daddy! My daddy can beat up your daddy! I have a Nintendo game that's cooler than your game & I can beat you at it nuya nuya!" what's wrong with you!

I've met some nice readers & members here but no one wants to end up getting "banished" to the Helena thread & blocked on the ignore list. (OriginalWook's words, not mine) for saying anything remotely nice about me because that was exactly what you said you'd do to them. It's like you're leading or trying to, a gang against anyone related to Helena. It's ridiculous & absurd.

I should listen to good advice & abandon the tour. But I'm going to go through with it on pure principal alone. The "big 5" who seem to be leading & even be the catalyst of the drama are logged in this site close to 24 hours a day which I think speaks volumes. Coming to my thread breaks up the tedious day for you, Wook? Day of what! Posting & reading other forums on this site? You're here all the time. Why? Most places of employment (assuming you're saying you're employed) don't allow access to certain sites like this one. It's a hard as hell site to navigate on a phone even mine which is a newer easy interface. Some places of employment may allow access to this site but for some reason, I can't imagine anyone, regardless of position, coming here anytime at work unless they're hiding in the toilets. I wouldn't be taking time out of my workday if it was not my job (which it is, BTW) to argue online about damn escorts & their respective ads & I'm kind of a dumb girl!

Some guys love this kind of thing but not all day long! The guys I've met don't give a rat's ass about arguing over escorts! What you're doing to me, to other guys who are remotely nice to me is bullying. A nice person wouldn't be vulgar, crude, mean spirited or present with an obvious lacking of common sense & skills of diplomacy or try to pickpeople apart & play semantics games. Because it's immature & pointless.

Whether or not you choose to believe it as a fact, I'm a real person. If you want living proof you're welcome to call & book a date for during my tour or you can stop by & see me for yourself.

I'm hoping my trip will put rumors to rest but it will not cure crazy or stupidity. Grow up & seek help.

You assume by my saying I'm an escort, I must be breaking the law. You are the most thickheaded idiot I've ever heard of. But I'll throw this one out to you hypothetically. What's worse? The girl who's an escort or the guy who calls her? I'll tell you what's worse than that. An idiot picking fights with an escort he's never met. Assuming someone is fake when they're not. Arguing over escorts with innocent men. Threatening to blackball a man if he sees or talks about an escort you don't like. Assuming an escort is a criminal because of her choice to be an escort.

This is your whole life, Wook. Along with a few others. Leading gang up's to bully escorts, strong-arming? Insulting men? You've succeeded, along with a few others, to turn a fun hobby into a miserable situation for many. Grow up & find a job or atleast try doing something positive or atleast productive with your time.

As far as the rest of you, I'm booking now for Orlando tour & appointments for after my tour is over. I'm definitely real & coming to prove that to you. Hope everyone has a good week. Helena

[Beautifulh]

Will you guys please grow up, stop picking arguments & start acting like grown up's please? I'm definitely real, I'm coming to Orlando for my tour. I will not play semantics. I will not play games. Especially childish games. I will not be strong-armed by anyone.

Anyone who posts mindless banter & insults at all the way you do-both to men as well as escorts-needs to have their head checked. Who likes me or who doesn't should be of no concern to you. Unless you're an escort or an agency, there would be no reason for you to post what you do & be signed into this site all day long, let alone post consistently on a daily basis. Regular men, if insulted, either consider the source & ignore it or they post a response. Once. They do not consistently browbeat an escort & anyone who's remotely nice to her.

I agree with preserving the integrity. Ron628's posts were obviously intended to preserve integrity. But you insulted & bullied him exactly like you bullied me. Grow up please!

[Member #4558]

The award for best actress in an online comedy-drama in her role as an escort goes to. Beautifulh / Helena.

Some like to watch a train wreck, some like to participate in the drama and some like to pretend the special FX are real. I have enjoyed the show, and as a result joined the discussion. I have tried my own aborted attempt to find proof behind the script.

If she were real she would have taken my offer both online AND on the phone the next day, she did not:

She said she would call me back when we spoke, she has not. I provided enough information to prove I was legit, it did not matter. I will continue to watch the show, it is intriguing to follow, however I will recognize that the observations of the poet and philosopher, Samuel T. Coleridge apply when he suggested that if a writer could infuse a human interest and semblance of truth into a fantastic tale, then the reader would suspend judgement concerning the implausibility of the narrative.

Ron,"book smarts" and "pedigrees" are not always relevant in the face of a classic con. I applaud your longevity in your role as protector, but I recognize the con has gone on too long for this to be real.I think the report by Gville Gatr is the final nail in the trolls coffin for me. Yet another opportunity for her to end all of the debate and speculation by meeting just ONE member of this forum. But she did not. As if any of us really expected she would. She is a fake, a liar, a troll. Take your pick as all of them fit her to a "T". I'm sure that she will be back soon with another lengthy description of her tour plans, Ron will saddle up his white horse once again and she will tell everyone how I am such a bully. Well, maybe I am a bully, but I am not a liar and a troll. And SackMan, as a wise man once said, we do not pay women for sex. We pay them to leave afterwards!

[Beautifulh]

You don't absorb what you read do you. I just explained in 4 posts why I have not been able to meet certain people prior to my tour. If the Gainesville guy will think back, I told him I'd call him when & if my schedule clears for a meet & greet. That's what he wanted to do. Next time I feel like a meet & greet & my schedule is coincidentally free I will call you. Just like I said. Not before.

In the meantime, you keep revisiting the past, commenting things I have already answered questions about & even went to the time to explain. In very easy to comprehend terms. Yet you keep bringing it up. Like a CD that's skipping.

Ok? Ok. Enough said.

Hope everyone has a nice productive day.

[Member #4558]

You don't absorb what you read do you. I just explained in 4 posts why I have not been able to meet certain people prior to my tour. If the Gainesville guy will think back, I told him I'd call him when & if my schedule clears for a meet & greet. That's what he wanted to do. Next time I feel like a meet & greet & my schedule is coincidentally free I will call you. Just like I said. Not before.

In the meantime, you keep revisiting the past, commenting things I have already answered questions about & even went to the time to explain. In very easy to comprehend terms. Yet you keep bringing it up. Like a CD that's skipping.

Ok? Ok. Enough said.

Hope everyone has a nice productive day.Your story changes so often it is hard to keep track of which lie you are working with. At any rate, everyone knows you are a fake and nothing you say or do will change that. So I guess instead of just beating a dead horse, or in your case a dead troll, I'll just move on to bigger and better things. I've got some serious naval lint to deal with.

[Readyfothaflip]

Seriously, as entertaining as this all has become. Helena can solve this in three simple steps.

1) Stand in front of a mirror.

2) Take picture with smart phone / camera (with a handwritten note with today's date)

3) Upload pic to this thread.

Done.

[Member #4098]

You don't absorb what you read do you. I just explained in 4 posts why I have not been able to meet certain people prior to my tour. If the Gainesville guy will think back, I told him I'd call him when & if my schedule clears for a meet & greet. That's what he wanted to do. Next time I feel like a meet & greet & my schedule is coincidentally free I will call you. Just like I said. Not before.

In the meantime, you keep revisiting the past, commenting things I have already answered questions about & even went to the time to explain. In very easy to comprehend terms. Yet you keep bringing it up. Like a CD that's skipping.

Ok? Ok. Enough said.

Hope everyone has a nice productive day.I believe you said your mother was asleep and you had to check to see if you could use the car. I expected a call back to set up a time within a day or two, it has been much longer than that, you probably don't even have my phone number anymore. Prove me wrong and give me a call. BTW, You would have had a nice lunch and an easy. 5 for your troubles (as you suggested was needed for a meet & greet on the Gainesville forum). If you want to prove yourself to this board you can't put these things off or make multiple excuses why you can't meet. We had a nice conversation, but you don't have the follow through necessary for the profession. And by the way. We are all busy people, we all have schedules that we have to meet and personal lives to juggle. If your schedule in your personal life is so full why do you keep playing at being an escort and spending all your time on this forum?

You want to prove to everyone on these boards that you are real? Then I say again, meet me THIS WEEK for lunch at the place we discussed and I will take a picture in a location that I am sure the senior Gainesville members will recognize and report on. If you like Ron so much this will help him as well.

Frankly I believe you will come up with some other excuse about your mother, your brother, your schedule in Orlando, or something else equally egregious. I patiently await your new reason as to why you can't meet.

[Member #4860]

She can have one of us fuck her (assuming she's fuckable; hard to do when you're not real) and then post a nice report about how good or shitty she is!


Seriously, as entertaining as this all has become. Helena can solve this in three simple steps.

1) Stand in front of a mirror.

2) Take picture with smart phone / camera (with a handwritten note with today's date)

3) Upload pic to this thread.

Done.

[Beautifulh]

Hello guys. Imagine seeing you here.

I did take pics & I had a notebook sheet with Feb 4th & signed it "Super Helena" as a joke. I uploaded it to this forum but it never got posted. It was a boob shot & up close shot of the paper. After that post didn't get posted, I took into consideration that Chef who logs on from Orlando was called a shill for me; me being Beautifulh who logs on from Gainesville. A guy did ask me about the pics today. I think he'd found my previous post describing the pics that has no pics because they didn't get posted. He was a non member reader, who joined to respond to all the Helena drama. He offered to post those pics for me which I will be sending him to post. So yes the idea of me posting pics would be great if they can be posted. Let's wait & see if they get posted. If they don't, I suppose you'll have to wait till I get there unless you can think of something.

[Member #4165]

No kidding.

I offered her $100 dollars to do just that and even though she sent me several PMs stating she would, nothing. She should be treated as LEO. Officer Helena send in the picture I'll up the offer to $200. Offer expires in 72 hours.


Seriously, as entertaining as this all has become. Helena can solve this in three simple steps.

1) Stand in front of a mirror.

2) Take picture with smart phone / camera (with a handwritten note with today's date)

3) Upload pic to this thread.

Done.

[Beautifulh]

Gainesville gator guy, I remember talking to you. The conversation ended with you wanting a meet & greet at Cafe Risqué. You said they have food there. You said you wanted to take my pic next to the building. I said I can call you back or you can call me back. You said that particular day, you were off. I usually don't like calling men because who knows what they're really doing all day even when they tell me it's ok to call. But, in spite of my past experiences returning phone calls to men who claim it's ok but accidentally interrupting their dinners, I said I'd call you when my schedule cleared & I knew what my mom was planning on doing. Since you called, I have not had a day where I'm sitting at home, twiddling my thumbs, with use if the car, all dressed up with noplace to go, wishing for a free 50 dollar bill as I try to curb an odd but overwhelming desire to eat chicken wings at Cafe Resque in the company of naked women.

When the day comes that I feel like getting beautiful to drive over to Cafe to get chicken wings & have my picture taken while doing so, I'll call you first before anyone else.

[Beautifulh]

No kidding.

I offered her $100 dollars to do just that and even though she sent me several PMs stating she would, nothing. She should be treated as LEO. Officer Helena send in the picture I'll up the offer to $200. Offer expires in 72 hours.I posted two pics. One was an upclose boob pic with a sign like you said & one was an up close of the sign to make sure you can see it with it's date. I even wrote a note to you, Clay, on the post I attached the pics to. It was Feb 4th. My post went up from what I can see (but may disappear so look fast) explaining how I didn't want to post nudes so here's a non nude where you can see it's me & my boobs. But they never went up. I won't text nudes or semi nudes but I have no problem emailing non nudes. I have the 2 pics so if you want to email me I'll send them to you so you can tell it's me. When you get them they have my signature on them, post them in the forum please! My email is the same & it's on my site. Your offer is awesome. But I have to be able to get the pics to you so email me!

No I'm not a cop. But you're really worried about that which kind of makes me nervous. I'm thinking as a pure joke I should buy one of those sexy police woman uniforms online & wear it when I meet some of these guys as a joke LOL!

[Member #4165]

Not going to e-mail you or join you site and my play phone I used to call you is in the trash so you will have to get some one else to post them Officer Helena.


I posted two pics. One was an upclose boob pic with a sign like you said & one was an up close of the sign to make sure you can see it with it's date. I even wrote a note to you, Clay, on the post I attached the pics to. It was Feb 4th. My post went up from what I can see (but may disappear so look fast) explaining how I didn't want to post nudes so here's a non nude where you can see it's me & my boobs. But they never went up. I won't text nudes or semi nudes but I have no problem emailing non nudes. I have the 2 pics so if you want to email me I'll send them to you so you can tell it's me. When you get them they have my signature on them, post them in the forum please! My email is the same & it's on my site. Your offer is awesome. But I have to be able to get the pics to you so email me!

No I'm not a cop. But you're really worried about that which kind of makes me nervous. I'm thinking as a pure joke I should buy one of those sexy police woman uniforms online & wear it when I meet some of these guys as a joke LOL!

[Member #4860]

If I said it before, I'll say it again, that within the distinct possibilities here is that this WHOEVER she / he / it is,"Office Helena" is not that remote of a possibility. One thing she definitely is NOT is a legitimate escort. You can take that to the bank. So, as to your "over prudence", I blame you not one bit. And to all Mongers out there, do exercise caution with this character. That LEO uniform she jokingly talks about could be the portend of bad things to come to anyone who associates with this person.


Not going to e-mail you or join you site and my play phone I used to call you is in the trash so you will have to get some one else to post them Officer Helena.

[Luckycowboy58]

If I said it before, I'll say it again, that within the distinct possibilities here is that this WHOEVER she / he / it is,"Office Helena" is not that remote of a possibility. One thing she definitely is NOT is a legitimate escort. You can take that to the bank. So, as to your "over prudence", I blame you not one bit. And to all Mongers out there, do exercise caution with this character. That LEO uniform she jokingly talks about could be the portend of bad things to come to anyone who associates with this person.Up on the threads where the real escorts post that the language is different. Orlando Rocks, Great town. So glad to be here, Thanks for welcoming me etc etc. And then there is the troll down here under the bridge coming up with excuses why (he / she / it) can't fuck anyone for a couple weeks. Speaks with the authority of a veteran, yet claims no expierence. And not one single person with credibility will say what a great piece of ass she is. Just bat around this bull shit ball about being nice.

[Steve Pope]

Hello guys. Imagine seeing you here.

I did take pics & I had a notebook sheet with Feb 4th & signed it "Super Helena" as a joke. I uploaded it to this forum but it never got posted. It was a boob shot & up close shot of the paper. After that post didn't get posted, I took into consideration that Chef who logs on from Orlando was called a shill for me; me being Beautifulh who logs on from Gainesville. A guy did ask me about the pics today. I think he'd found my previous post describing the pics that has no pics because they didn't get posted. He was a non member reader, who joined to respond to all the Helena drama. He offered to post those pics for me which I will be sending him to post. So yes the idea of me posting pics would be great if they can be posted. Let's wait & see if they get posted. If they don't, I suppose you'll have to wait till I get there unless you can think of something.Bewteen the SuperTroll, Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston?

Unlike the untalented Officer Super Troll, people actually miss Amy and Whitney.

Do us all a favor Helena and learn some life skills from Amy and Whitney. We all can't wait!

SP

[Member #4098]

Gainesville gator guy, I remember talking to you. The conversation ended with you wanting a meet & greet at Cafe Risqué. You said they have food there. You said you wanted to take my pic next to the building. I said I can call you back or you can call me back. You said that particular day, you were off. I usually don't like calling men because who knows what they're really doing all day even when they tell me it's ok to call. But, in spite of my past experiences returning phone calls to men who claim it's ok but accidentally interrupting their dinners, I said I'd call you when my schedule cleared & I knew what my mom was planning on doing. Since you called, I have not had a day where I'm sitting at home, twiddling my thumbs, with use if the car, all dressed up with noplace to go, wishing for a free 50 dollar bill as I try to curb an odd but overwhelming desire to eat chicken wings at Cafe Resque in the company of naked women.

When the day comes that I feel like getting beautiful to drive over to Cafe to get chicken wings & have my picture taken while doing so, I'll call you first before anyone else.Yep, suggested the Cafe because I suspected you were not old enough to get in the door. See, yet another excuse not to see somebody. And it was your suggestion in another post for the. 5 to do a meet and greet.

Gentleman, have fun with this one she is precious.

[Yankee457]

Ok, I realize I'm still new to this board but I also have tried contacting Helena just to get the run around. Why don't we all just try this, No one post any more replies to any of her drama and she will have no choice but to go away. Let's try it, what can it hurt. Too much time has been spent on her as it is.

[SackMan]

And SackMan, as a wise man once said, we do not pay women for sex. We pay them to leave afterwards!Nice! A perspective I hadn't thought of, but certainly one that says it all.

[Beautifulh]

Ok, I realize I'm still new to this board but I also have tried contacting Helena just to get the run around. Why don't we all just try this, No one post any more replies to any of her drama and she will have no choice but to go away. Let's try it, what can it hurt. Too much time has been spent on her as it is.Sorry, hate polluting with garbage. I'm sorry you feel that way, when did you call? I always tell callers I'm booking for Orlando or after the 11th & ask you to save my number if you don't have a date in mind. This is pm stuff but I'm unable so rather than posting a response, please email me (or call) because I always ask lately where callers found me & they usually found me here & don't want you thinking you got a runaround! I'm sorry you thought that!

Callers- Please remember I won't be returning voicemails if I get it 3 hrs or more after you call. Seems like even if I'm told it's ok, I still call back at a bad time. I hate that feeling! If I don't get your VM in time, please don't be upset! If you don't hear from me that's probably why because if I'm with family or on an appointment my phone is off. Don't think I'm ignoring you! I also have email & chat. (smily face)

As far as "we pay escorts to leave" that's an old but funny joke! It's true in all adult entertainment when you think about it! The funniest time I heard it was from a client who'd been having a problem with strippers looking him up (seriously!) They'd ask him for loans, drove him nuts! That's why he started seeing escorts LOL but he said he saw one awhile back who started calling him too! Another guy told me he'd seen an escort & a few months later she showed back up! To ask for a loan!

I can't believe girls do that, I can't imagine showing up uninvited like that.

Saying "we pay girls to leave" is pretty true but obviously it doesn't always work LOL! Are these girls thinking "golly, I need money so let's see. Who do I know who's ever seen me in my underwear?" OMG! I can kind of get why guys are nervous about seeing escorts now that I've heard so many weird stories!

But I have to add, I wish people wouldn't be so assuming about me & about what I'm like. When you post it looks like you're assuming I'm a certain way. I can tell by some posts, I won't be meeting certain people. I guess thatkinda saves me wasted time anyway LOL! Everyone have a great day! Helena

[Beautifulh]

Yep, suggested the Cafe because I suspected you were not old enough to get in the door. See, yet another excuse not to see somebody. And it was your suggestion in another post for the. 5 to do a meet and greet.

Gentleman, have fun with this one she is precious.I did say I thought a meet & greet would be fine. But I'll say this again. As so many keep repeating. For whatever reason. Like a CD that's stuck. Skipping. Over & over. I do not. Have a problem. With a meet & greet. But. I. Won't. Leave. My. Child. Home. Alone. Just. To. Appease. A. Monger. Or. Two.

For the love of God, please read & absorb the above.

[Steve Pope]

I did say I thought a meet & greet would be fine. But I'll say this again. As so many keep repeating. For whatever reason. Like a CD that's stuck. Skipping. Over & over. I do not. Have a problem. With a meet & greet. But. I. Won't. Leave. My. Child. Home. Alone. Just. To. Appease. A. Monger. Or. Two.

For the love of God, please read & absorb the above.DCF would be more than happy to babysit your Mini Troll. White Trailer Park Trash like you shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Mini Troll would be much better off being a Foster Child than being raised by the Super Troll.

SP

[Member #4558]

But I have to add, I wish people wouldn't be so assuming about me & about what I'm like. When you post it looks like you're assuming I'm a certain way. I can tell by some posts, I won't be meeting certain people. I guess thatkinda saves me wasted time anyway LOL! Everyone have a great day! HelenaOh, by now no one here is making assumptions as everyone, well most everyone, has you pegged correctly. All talk and no action with plenty of excuses thrown in for good measure.

Now, reading your stuff is just boring as it is a retread of the same things over and over again. But it was fun for a while.

[Beautifulh]

DCF would be more than happy to babysit your Mini Troll. White Trailer Park Trash like you shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Mini Troll would be much better off being a Foster Child than being raised by the Super Troll.

SPNormally I'd be too much of a lady to speak, but I feel this should be addressed.

I received another very long, concerning letter last night from a friend. He took the time to explain how there's a certain group who primarily "runs" Orlando & other areas in FL. It's his opinion that it's a bad judgement call on my part to tour Orlando. It's his opinion, from years of experience, they're small, worried, competitive individuals. In spite of his several warnings and apparently sound advice, I'm not cancelling my tour. I'm going to work as an escort & I'm going to take clientele from / in Orlando.

[Beautifulh]

Oh, by now no one here is making assumptions as everyone, well most everyone, has you pegged correctly. All talk and no action with plenty of excuses thrown in for good measure.

Now, reading your stuff is just boring as it is a retread of the same things over and over again. But it was fun for a while.I. Have. Not. Made. Up. Excuses. I. Have. Answered. Accurately. And. Correctly.

If you would stop saying the same things. Over. And. Over. Then I wouldn't have to give you the same answers. Over. And. Over.

Like. A. CD. That. Is. Skipping. Over. And. Over.

It's obvious that you have, but I don't have an interest in a continuation of this absolutely stupid argument. I'm real & yes, I'm coming to Orlando. Like it or lump it. You've managed to take what's usually a fun hobby & transformed it into some ridiculous debate of "masterdebaters" who are on some monger-ego-trip from hell. Grow up. Stop picking fights & instigating arguments. What are you anyway. 5? If you don't want to meet me then I suggest you don't. You have absolutely no good reason to be here except to annoy me & annoy other people. If you're really a "grown-up man" don't you believe men are more than able to decide for themselves whether or not they want to see me? Adults do not require your approval or permission in order to make an informed decision. Based on opinions of late, you appear to be some little jockey who's losing control of his horse & is fighting desperately to gain control. If you really thought I was a troll, you'd ignore me & you'd not visit this thread.

I've so rarely ever had a chance to use this phrase in a statement, but I've just found an opportunity. Shut Up!

I have no interest in ever meeting the "Orlando Group" who 'tries' to "run" Orlando. I am interested in meeting polite, normal people.

Your requirement to spit insults of things & people you don't know & your always having to have the last word shows everyone who reads this form exactly what & whom you are.

[Member #4860]

This is getting old, and it's just a rehash of the same old, same old. And the Dog / B1tch / Whatever It Is just keeps rehashing, and repeating, bla bla bla. He / She / It ain't doing any business, funny or otherwise. It's a good thing the Real Providers are out there on the real strings in this Forum. Time to move on. Next!


Oh, by now no one here is making assumptions as everyone, well most everyone, has you pegged correctly. All talk and no action with plenty of excuses thrown in for good measure.

Now, reading your stuff is just boring as it is a retread of the same things over and over again. But it was fun for a while.

[Beautifulh]

Please don't post your answers here, let's not post garbage. Email me. Thanks!

I keep running across posts about robberies. I have a question. I personally wouldn't rob anyone for Big reasons.

#1 I wouldn't want it done to me.

#2 I'd feel really guilty & there's no quick cure for that!

#3 Some people learn this is true too late, but Karma is (very) real & it's a B*tch! If you rob today, you'll probably have to spend it on a new phone tomorrow because it'll fly out the window while you're bragging to your "homies" about your new cash while driving home from the robbery!

#4 The person might rob you right back.

#5 You'd probably get hurt, especially in this economic crunch!

#6 I don't want to find out what jail is like. Today's technology is, even cheap-o phones, pretty amazing.

#7 The person you wrong might kill you. I don't know about you but I don't want to meet God today.

#8 People can be vindictive. The person might call me again & rob, hurt, or kill me upon arrival.

#9 I think if I pulled a stunt like that, word would spread fast. People know what I look like. If not jail, nobody would ever open the door to me again or stay at my incall.

#10 The principal. It's just a stupid thing to do.

I hate to think other escorts are stupid to not know this!

I see posts on fake pics. I assume you read. Don't you know by now to use a peephole or window? Are you that poor a judge over the phone, email, whatever? Don't you hide your valuables? I'm sure there's a few who've had situations but over & over? Why pay if you're that disappointed with how they look? If you "feel bad for her" (which is probably some game anyway) just give her a 10 & go.

I get why girls use fake pics for privacy & some guys like the "real" girl anyway. On the flip side, guys see a girl isn't the one pictured & though she's hot, you claim she was about to rob you. How do you know?

I don't have a "body guard" but some girls do for safety (I kinda wish I did LOL) that's fine as long as it's not a nuisance. But I see posts like "I saw a guy near her room! Lucky me, I spotted him in time & left!" Maybe it's a hotel guest or maintainence on smoke break. How do you know he's bad? Just seems like allot of posts sound weird.

[Member #4558]

I. Have. Not. Made. Up. Excuses. I. Have. Answered. Accurately. And. Correctly.You. Lie. Repeatedly. And. We. All. See. It. And we will continue to badger you until your are driven from our world. I usually do not have contempt for individuals I have never met but in your case I have made an exception. I must give you credit though for running your I am an escort fantasy for as long as you have. I must question your sanity though as you continue to return here, a place where you are obviously not wanted or welcome.

Get the fuck out b1tch and don't come back.

[Member #7280]

You. Lie. Repeatedly. And. We. All. See. It. And we will continue to badger you until your are driven from our world. I usually do not have contempt for individuals I have never met but in your case I have made an exception. I must give you credit though for running your I am an escort fantasy for as long as you have. I must question your sanity though as you continue to return here, a place where you are obviously not wanted or welcome.

Get the fuck out b1tch and don't come back.No offense OW or any of the others who keep responding to this useless thread, she is laughing her ass off at you guys and loving every minute of it. I said it way back when if you don't feed a troll they will eventually die. She has plenty of fuel on this thread, it blows my mind and I am left wondering why you guys keep responding to her. She herself even told you if you did not care why do you keep coming back? Once again even on the small chance she is a real provider who in their right mind would want to spend time with a personality like that. The human mind never ceases to amaze me.

[Daddy Oh]

No offense OW or any of the others who keep responding to this useless thread, she is laughing her ass off at you guys and loving every minute of it. I said it way back when if you don't feed a troll they will eventually die. She has plenty of fuel on this thread, it blows my mind and I am left wondering why you guys keep responding to her. She herself even told you if you did not care why do you keep coming back? Once again even on the small chance she is a real provider who in their right mind would want to spend time with a personality like that. The human mind never ceases to amaze me.I totally agree with you Plzd. I've seen plenty of drama / trolls on various forums on the Internet, and it amazes me when people tell them to shut up or leave, as if the troll would respond with,"ok, I'll shut up and leave because you want me to." If this is a guy / teenager, etc, they're laughing at every pissed off reply from the members here. I wonder how long she would keep posting if this thread went weeks without anyone replying. It is kind of funny. Like watching a bunch of High School girls argue. But only funny for about 5 minutes. Carry on. I'm going to pick up a real free skank at a bar tonight.

[Member #4558]

No offense OW or any of the others who keep responding to this useless thread, she is laughing her ass off at you guys and loving every minute of it. I said it way back when if you don't feed a troll they will eventually die. She has plenty of fuel on this thread, it blows my mind and I am left wondering why you guys keep responding to her. She herself even told you if you did not care why do you keep coming back? Once again even on the small chance she is a real provider who in their right mind would want to spend time with a personality like that. The human mind never ceases to amaze me.Yea, probably true but egging this whack job on has been kind of fun. She is getting kind of bored as she has not brought anything new to the table recently so I'm guessing that she has about reached the limits of her mental faculties.

Besides, if we did not post here, she would not have anyone to chat with since she has been banished to her own little world here.

[Member #4860]

What the fuck is this? Are you serious? Why aren't you out there fucking and trying to make some money for you and your Mini Troll, hoe? By the way, I agree with the previous poster, Plzd, who wondered why we continue to feed this Troll's ego, so I promise to be good in the future and will attempt to abstain from doing so. Wook, you do the same. I know it's been fun (certainly has for me) but we all agree it's now starting to get old.


Please don't post your answers here, let's not post garbage. Email me. Thanks!

I keep running across posts about robberies. I have a question. I personally wouldn't rob anyone for Big reasons.

[Citywalk]

By the power vested in me by St George and St Matthews I dub thee SIr OW the office Troll Hunter.

[Beautifulh]

You. Lie. Repeatedly. And. We. All. See. It. And we will continue to badger you until your are driven from our world. I usually do not have contempt for individuals I have never met but in your case I have made an exception. I must give you credit though for running your I am an escort fantasy for as long as you have. I must question your sanity though as you continue to return here, a place where you are obviously not wanted or welcome.

Get the fuck out b1tch and don't come back.I am not in "your" world. You're in mine. And you're just plain weird, gross and scary. But you keep coming back. And you write like a thug. It's more than clear what your agenda is, but go ahead and post your banter and inaccurate insults if it is the most productive thing you can think of to do.

Do you know how many guys have called and booked because of your stupidity? Hello, men can read too. Your stupidity is making me money, so thank you. What's really awesome is there is this little cult "Helena" following and they're booking too. Couldn't have done it without you!

See you guys on the 29th!

[Citywalk]

Please don't post your answers here, let's not post garbage. Email me. Thanks!

I keep running across posts about robberies. I have a question. I personally wouldn't rob anyone for Big reasons.

#1 I wouldn't want it done to me.

#2 I'd feel really guilty & there's no quick cure for that!

#3 Some people learn this is true too late, but Karma is (very) real & it's a B*tch! If you rob today, you'll probably have to spend it on a new phone tomorrow because it'll fly out the window while you're bragging to your "homies" about your new cash while driving home from the robbery!

#4 The person might rob you right back.

#5 You'd probably get hurt, especially in this economic crunch!

#6 I don't want to find out what jail is like. Today's technology is, even cheap-o phones, pretty amazing.

#7 The person you wrong might kill you. I don't know about you but I don't want to meet God today.

#8 People can be vindictive. The person might call me again & rob, hurt, or kill me upon arrival.

#9 I think if I pulled a stunt like that, word would spread fast. People know what I look like. If not jail, nobody would ever open the door to me again or stay at my incall.

#10 The principal. It's just a stupid thing to do.

I hate to think other escorts are stupid to not know this!

I see posts on fake pics. I assume you read. Don't you know by now to use a peephole or window? Are you that poor a judge over the phone, email, whatever? Don't you hide your valuables? I'm sure there's a few who've had situations but over & over? Why pay if you're that disappointed with how they look? If you "feel bad for her" (which is probably some game anyway) just give her a 10 & go.

I get why girls use fake pics for privacy & some guys like the "real" girl anyway. On the flip side, guys see a girl isn't the one pictured & though she's hot, you claim she was about to rob you. How do you know?

I don't have a "body guard" but some girls do for safety (I kinda wish I did LOL) that's fine as long as it's not a nuisance. But I see posts like "I saw a guy near her room! Lucky me, I spotted him in time & left!" Maybe it's a hotel guest or maintainence on smoke break. How do you know he's bad? Just seems like allot of posts sound weird.Garbage in garbage out.

[JackRPerez1]

I put this to a test I have off from work this whole up coming week I offer you Helena 500 for and hour of you time. I will wait to hear from you. I have read your post and want to give the benefit of the dought. Like the rest we are here for one thing and I will put 500 one the line to just to see once and for all what this is all about.

Jack

[Member #4558]

I am not in "your" world. You're in mine. And you're just plain weird, gross and scary. But you keep coming back. And you write like a thug. It's more than clear what your agenda is, but go ahead and post your banter and inaccurate insults if it is the most productive thing you can think of to do.

Do you know how many guys have called and booked because of your stupidity? Hello, men can read too. Your stupidity is making me money, so thank you. What's really awesome is there is this little cult "Helena" following and they're booking too. Couldn't have done it without you!

See you guys on the 29th!My god, is there no end to your string of lies? Where is the proof that anyone on the face of the planet has seen your lying ass. There have been repeated offers form several members of this site to meet you and all you do is offer up an endless string of excuses. Provide the contact info. For one man that has seen you in your disguise of an escort and all of this will stop. Until you do, you will be hounded to no end as an untruthful lying skank.

My agenda as you call it is simple; to drive your ass out of here once and for all.

Sir OW, Troll Hunter

[Citywalk]

By the power vested in me by St George and St Matthews I dub thee SIr OW the office Troll Hunter.The Official Troll Hunter. LOL.

All I can say is this wached out wannabe escort needs some serious mental health help.

[Member #4558]

The Official Troll Hunter. LOL.

All I can say is this wached out wannabe escort needs some serious mental health help.Can't decide which is a more fitting form of punishment for this troll. Stoning or burning at the stake.

What say you my minions?

[Steve Pope]

Can't decide which is a more fitting form of punishment for this troll. Stoning or burning at the stake.

What say you my minions?I say give her a 2 for 1. Stone her first, then burn her at the stake. Onward minions! I will pick up the lumber at Home Depot. Super Troll needs a lot of marinade. Tougher than a wild boar. Who's bringin the apple 4 her big fat mouth? And who's bringing the lighter? Gainesville and Orlando would be so happy. Mmmmm, Super Troll , now past the barbecue sauce ! SP

[Beautifulh]

I put this to a test I have off from work this whole up coming week I offer you Helena 500 for and hour of you time. I will wait to hear from you. I have read your post and want to give the benefit of the dought. Like the rest we are here for one thing and I will put 500 one the line to just to see once and for all what this is all about.

JackLike I said Jack, I will be available the 29th until March 11th. If you want to see me during those dates, I will be happy to accept your offer of 500.

[Beautifulh]

My god, is there no end to your string of lies? Where is the proof that anyone on the face of the planet has seen your lying ass. There have been repeated offers form several members of this site to meet you and all you do is offer up an endless string of excuses. Provide the contact info for one man that has seen you in your disguise of an escort and all of this will stop. Until you do, you will be hounded to no end as an untruthful lying skank.

My agenda as you call it is simple; to drive your ass out of here once and for all.

Sir OW, Troll HunterDo you really have the IQ of a throwrug or is it me? I have stated the dates I will be available in Orlando clearly. It's against the rules here & against my own to give out personal info. Do your homework Sherlock. I exist. I'm a real girl. But you may never get to know that because I won't be seeing you.

I know what your agenda is & it's to kick me out! Sorry, saw you try to drive off a few real fakes but you also drove off a couple real girls in your time too. That's been confirmed by your posts as well as by members who have seen the nice girls you've "driven out." I also apparently got the attention of some providers in other areas who have told me they have actually moved because of your "posse" but you know what? They're legit girls too. They've got reviews dating back that speak for themselves. There's a particular site (email me for info) that actually outed the Orlando "deal" a long time ago, long before I decided to even become an escort. Your screw-up's are beginning to show, OW. Good luck to you because you're going to need it & sooner than later. Interpret that any way you like.

[Beautifulh]

I say give her a 2 for 1. Stone her first, then burn her at the stake. Onward minions! I will pick up the lumber at Home Depot. Super Troll needs a lot of marinade. Tougher than a wild boar. Who's bringin the apple 4 her big fat mouth? And who's bringing the lighter? Gainesville and Orlando would be so happy. Mmmmm, Super Troll , now past the barbecue sauce ! SPHello SP, imagine discovering you here. Ok, I have some "Escort Homework" for OW, SP & respective "minions" & would appreciate if you can please do this ASAP:

1. Everyone (I mean everyone) who agrees with this post (above) authored by Steve Pope aka "SP" please post "I Agree With SP #1385701 Post." Do it as soon as possible. By posting doesn't have to mean you've always agreed with everything SP has ever posted in his entire "Life" it simply means that you believe that SP #1385701 Post spoke accurately & correctly.

2. Everyone (I mean everyone) who considers themselves a "minion" of OW & SP please respond by posting a simple 1 word post of "minion."

I don't need to know "why" you agree with them or are a minion, you do not need to tell me. Men do not like wasted time & posting the method behind your madness is a useless waste due to the fact that I already know. Just post "Minion." By posting the word "Minion" tells me automatically that you agree with the SP #1385701 Post so you will not have to make double posts.

3. After posting your single post, please initial at the bottom of the post. For example, if your nickname on here is Steve Pope you would sign by typing the letters "SP." If you happen to have numbers or a connected nickname such as I have of "BeautifulH" which is short for Beautiful Helena, I'd sign by typing the letters "BH." Someone named Mundo 007 would sign by typing "M007."

As soon as you have posted these, since I can't send or receive pm's I'd appreciate an email. You do not have to email but by doing so will alert me I've received another post.

Also, Clayfornow, I have not received the email from you requesting I send you my pics which I asked you for. As I do not need my face posted online anymore than it already is, I have pics of myself (you do know what my boobs & skin texture are like so you can tell it's me because you can compare my freckles. They're extreme close-up's & that way you can enlarge my originals & compare than side by side with the one's I'm trying to send you. But I need you to hurry up & email. I realize certain types don't like parting with their cash but I could use it. I have setup a paypal account in my name too to receive it but still waiting on you.

Ok everyone! Post! Please also get your signed posts up here by Tuesday morning. Come on, tell me you agree with SP #1385701 Post & tell me you're a "minion!"

[VerySlowly]

I am not anybody's MINION as I serve no MASTER. I would never serve someone who lives 100 miles away, is obviously enthralled with fictional fantasy and who travels from board to board commenting constantly.

Whatever Helena did or did not do it certainly does not reach the level of physical destruction even if done in the fantasy realm. There are readers on here who shall we say are less than enlightened and could think that physical punishment fits in with their thinking patterns. I think it is wrong to even play around with that idea in any form, to my knowledge this has never been suggested on here and should not be now.

If Helena is real she certainly overreacted to many things said on here, that is a given. I think she is a girl who really does not want to be an escort but like thousands before her has her back against the wall financially and is using her best assets to reframe her situation. She has no clue as to the reality of the business because she thinks she may find a guy to develop a relationship with, this tells me she has no clue as to how mens minds work. Why do men ask a women how many guys she has had sex with? It doesn't seem to make any difference how many women we have been with. Why doesn't it work in reverse? The answer lies deep in our reptile brain.

So we will know if Helena's for real in about another 10 day's or so, if she is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" (this is the real quote, NOT, the proof is in the pudding) and I'm sure who ever goes there first will be happy to tell us all about it. LOL.

When I think of all the fake pics all the untold miles we have driven to be stood up by addicted women all the guys who have been run off and endangered by Pimps, I can't help but think.

WHAT DID HELENA DO TO ANYONE ON HERE THAT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL other than defend herself and run off at the mouth a little, before you attack me, think about it.

VS

[Citywalk]

Hello SP, imagine discovering you here. Ok, I have some "Escort Homework" for OW, SP & respective "minions" & would appreciate if you can please do this ASAP:

1. Everyone (I mean everyone) who agrees with this post (above) authored by Steve Pope aka "SP" please post "I Agree With SP #1385701 Post." Do it as soon as possible. By posting doesn't have to mean you've always agreed with everything SP has ever posted in his entire "Life" it simply means that you believe that SP #1385701 Post spoke accurately & correctly.

2. Everyone (I mean everyone) who considers themselves a "minion" of OW & SP please respond by posting a simple 1 word post of "minion."

I don't need to know "why" you agree with them or are a minion, you do not need to tell me. Men do not like wasted time & posting the method behind your madness is a useless waste due to the fact that I already know. Just post "Minion." By posting the word "Minion" tells me automatically that you agree with the SP #1385701 Post so you will not have to make double posts.

3. After posting your single post, please initial at the bottom of the post. For example, if your nickname on here is Steve Pope you would sign by typing the letters "SP." If you happen to have numbers or a connected nickname such as I have of "BeautifulH" which is short for Beautiful Helena, I'd sign by typing the letters "BH." Someone named Mundo 007 would sign by typing "M007."

As soon as you have posted these, since I can't send or receive pm's I'd appreciate an email. You do not have to email but by doing so will alert me I've received another post.

Also, Clayfornow, I have not received the email from you requesting I send you my pics which I asked you for. As I do not need my face posted online anymore than it already is, I have pics of myself (you do know what my boobs & skin texture are like so you can tell it's me because you can compare my freckles. They're extreme close-up's & that way you can enlarge my originals & compare than side by side with the one's I'm trying to send you. But I need you to hurry up & email. I realize certain types don't like parting with their cash but I could use it. I have setup a paypal account in my name too to receive it but still waiting on you.

Ok everyone! Post! Please also get your signed posts up here by Tuesday morning. Come on, tell me you agree with SP #1385701 Post & tell me you're a "minion!"Doesn't matter if we agree with SP or not, you bring entirely too much drama to this forum. I'm not really sure if you are a real escort or not nor do I care. I'm to old to put up with unwanted drama when I request a ladies time; I just don't have the patience to be one of your clients. I would never speak for anyone else but I'm sure there are plenty a prospective clients in Orlando who will put up with it.

[Member #4558]

Do you really have the IQ of a throwrug or is it me? I have stated the dates I will be available in Orlando clearly. It's against the rules here & against my own to give out personal info. Do your homework Sherlock. I exist. I'm a real girl. But you may never get to know that because I won't be seeing you.

I know what your agenda is & it's to kick me out! Sorry, saw you try to drive off a few real fakes but you also drove off a couple real girls in your time too. That's been confirmed by your posts as well as by members who have seen the nice girls you've "driven out." I also apparently got the attention of some providers in other areas who have told me they have actually moved because of your "posse" but you know what? They're legit girls too. They've got reviews dating back that speak for themselves. There's a particular site (email me for info) that actually outed the Orlando "deal" a long time ago, long before I decided to even become an escort. Your screw-up's are beginning to show, OW. Good luck to you because you're going to need it & sooner than later. Interpret that any way you like.Hey lying skank, sorry I did not get back to you sooner but I was out gathering sticks and stones. And as expected, you continue to lie. If you had any real reviews out there, someone here would have found them. And that one review on that other site, I am 99. 9% sure that it was a self review.

You are not a real girl, you are a figment or your own imagination. And I doubt that we or I have driven any providers away because we have only been focused on harassing you so again you post more lies.

Keep gathering the sicks for the fire and the stones fellows.

Sir OW, Troll Hunter

[JackRPerez1]

Like I said Jack, I will be available the 29th until March 11th. If you want to see me during those dates, I will be happy to accept your offer of 500.Once you make it into town and have situated yourself send me an E-mail and we will exchange numbers. I do plan of going thru with my offer. I have not been a member of this board long but I do like to take a risk. I don't mind putting my $500 on the line to see once and for all the outcome. One thing about our meeting You will allow me to take at least one pic to show the board that the meeting took place.

Jack

[Beautifulh]

Hey lying skank, sorry I did not get back to you sooner but I was out gathering sticks and stones. And as expected, you continue to lie. If you had any real reviews out there, someone here would have found them. And that one review on that other site, I am 99. 9% sure that it was a self review.

You are not a real girl, you are a figment or your own imagination. And I doubt that we or I have driven any providers away because we have only been focused on harassing you so again you post more lies.

Keep gathering the sicks for the fire and the stones fellows.

Sir OW, Troll HunterWell I'm glad you're confident. Sticks & stone, huh? Please keep posting. What do you plan to have the "minions" do to me when they actually meet me with the sticks & stones? Tell me, post it right here.

[Beautifulh]

Doesn't matter if we agree with SP or not, you bring entirely too much drama to this forum. I'm not really sure if you are a real escort or not nor do I care. I'm to old to put up with unwanted drama when I request a ladies time; I just don't have the patience to be one of your clients. I would never speak for anyone else but I'm sure there are plenty a prospective clients in Orlando who will put up with it.No seriously, you mentioned you agreed with certain posts before. Can't you just type a simple "I agree" or "Minion"? Come on.

[Beautifulh]

Once you make it into town and have situated yourself send me an E-mail and we will exchange numbers. I do plan of going thru with my offer. I have not been a member of this board long but I do like to take a risk. I don't mind putting my $500 on the line to see once and for all the outcome. One thing about our meeting You will allow me to take at least one pic to show the board that the meeting took place.

JackHi Jack! I think I can agree 110% with the statement that pictures will definitely be a part of my tour to Orlando. I'm looking forward to it in more ways than you can possibly imagine. I enjoy a risk myself on occasion & feel strongly that by far, this is the best risk I have ever taken in my job up to now.

I'd like you to send me an email asap because I'm booking now, I want to be sure we're able to get together. I like talking through email, it makes me feel real safe.

See you guys soon!

[Citywalk]

No seriously, you mentioned you agreed with certain posts before. Can't you just type a simple "I agree" or "Minion"? Come on.I don't play games.

[Member #4558]

Well I'm glad you're confident. Sticks & stone, huh? Please keep posting. What do you plan to have the "minions" do to me when they actually meet me with the sticks & stones? Tell me, post it right here.I really do not see it being a problem as we all know you will never, ever follow through with your claim of a tour. It is all in your head as some great fantasy. You have had too many opportunities to put all of this drama to rest over the past few weeks by taking any one of several members up on their offer to meet in person yet you always see to have one excuse or another.

But, If we were to ever meet, I imagine that I would stuff the stones in your mouth to shut you up and ram the sticks where the sun don't shine.

[Steve Pope]

In the attempt to hook up the ever elusive Super-Troll with a real live monger, I came up with a plan. We could all pitch together to cover all of the problems / drama that the Super-Troll always seems to run into. By all of us doing our part, she can actually meet, greet and do a monger on this board. I propose the following:

Driver / Chaffuer, let's say Citywalk.

Babysitting arrangements with DCF for the Mini-Troll, I can do that!

Visiting her Family in the Hospital, let's say OriginalWook.

Professional Photographer of the Super-Troll in action, let's say Mundo007.

And the very first Monger, JackPerez1 with his $500 offer.

Can I get a volunteer to bring the lithium, zoloft, prozac and xanax pills along with the electric shock therapy machine for the Super-Troll?

With all of this assistance from us, what possible excuse could the Super-Troll come up now?

All the bases are covered. She logically doesn't have a excuse.

But then again, who ever thought we really were dealing with logic!

Remember it's the Super-Troll, logic is not ever involved with the Drama Queen from G-ville!

SP

[Citywalk]

In the attempt to hook up the ever elusive Super-Troll with a real live monger, I came up with a plan. We could all pitch together to cover all of the problems / drama that the Super-Troll always seems to run into. By all of us doing our part, she can actually meet, greet and do a monger on this board. I propose the following:

Driver / Chaffuer, let's say Citywalk.

Babysitting arrangements with DCF for the Mini-Troll, I can do that!

Visiting her Family in the Hospital, let's say OriginalWook.

Professional Photographer of the Super-Troll in action, let's say Mundo007.

And the very first Monger, JackPerez1 with his $500 offer.

Can I get a volunteer to bring the lithium, zoloft, prozac and xanax pills along with the electric shock therapy machine for the Super-Troll?

With all of this assistance from us, what possible excuse could the Super-Troll come up now?

All the bases are covered. She logically doesn't have a excuse.

But then again, who ever thought we really were dealing with logic!

Remember it's the Super-Troll, logic is not ever involved with the Drama Queen from G-ville!

SPI'll be driving Miss Crazy, instead of Miss Daisy. LOL

[Steve Pope]

I'll be driving Miss Crazy, instead of Miss Daisy. LOLGood one. So funny, hit the nail on the head!

[Beautifulh]

I really do not see it being a problem as we all know you will never, ever follow through with your claim of a tour. It is all in your head as some great fantasy. You have had too many opportunities to put all of this drama to rest over the past few weeks by taking any one of several members up on their offer to meet in person yet you always see to have one excuse or another.

But, If we were to ever meet, I imagine that I would stuff the stones in your mouth to shut you up and ram the sticks where the sun don't shine.And that's exactly what I needed. And I'll actually be "seeing" you sooner than you think.

Don't you worry, OW. I'm going to fully deliver on my promise to give you a FCTTTGBI. Accommodations will be lovely, you'll have to let me know what you think afterward.

[Beautifulh]

I don't play games.Then you're smarter than anyone else in "this forum" so far.

[Beautifulh]

I need you to email or call me to book because I'm booking fast! There's always room for more.

[Vino 7373]

Until Helena's big Orlando tour. This is what everyone has been waiting for.

You do realize that you are locked in now, Helena? There's no turning back now; no more excuses, no more games, and no more drama. Come Feb 29th, if you want to continue to exist on this great forum, you had better come to Orlando, be a real escort (and a good one) convince some trusted SM's to see you and get some good, legit reviews from these trusted SM's.

Anything but that and you're done. You do understand this, don't you?

(Uh oh, I guess I just blew it! Sorry everyone. My bad. I think her kid, er brother, er Mom, no wait, it's all three; are starting to get sick right now. It'll probably get worse in oh, about a week and a half. Amazing how these health issues with loved ones pop up at just the right, er wrong, time.) I suppose the tour will be cancelled now. Maybe she'll make it down here next month to prove herself. I have faith in her, don't you?

[VerySlowly]

And that's exactly what I needed. And I'll actually be "seeing" you sooner than you think.

Don't you worry, OW. I'm going to fully deliver on my promise to give you a FCTTTGBI. Accommodations will be lovely, you'll have to let me know what you think afterward.What she means but I think she means that you're going to jail ORIGINAL WOOK, something about that silly Florida Law about "communicating a threat". Think she can find you-VS

[Beautifulh]

Now wait a minute, you're not back to the whole "Helena's a cop" thing again, are you?

You wouldn't happen to be trying to "interfere" or "sabotage" my tour, now would you? By trying to plant seeds in people's heads that I'm a cop & "out to get them" again, are you? *Tisk *Tisk.

Now that's not very nice, is it? If I were a cop (which I'm not) I would've probably already done something by now, don't you think? Because if this were an investigation, which it isn't, if I "did" have any powers to arrest you loud-mouthed idiots who keep trying to "kick me out of Orlando" because you "love your local Orlando Dolls" so much, I would have already done it by now just to shut you up so I wouldn't have to revisit these ridiculous questions over & over again which I have *already* answered, over & over again which clearly eats time out of my already busy day. Don't you agree?

Ok. Now that everyone is again, reminded that although I think cops are cute in uniforms does not mean that I happen to like wearing their clothes, that I'm not a cop or narc or whatever you want to term it these days, please just sit back. Count your 10 days until I arrive. And shut up.

As far as me having to be "no less than an excellent escort," don't worry."Yessa massa! I gets right on it! Yessa massa I not do notin but be a good girl fo you massa!" You're assuming I'd be interested in actually meeting someone who, for about 3 straight months, with no reprieve, treated me like crap, was verbally abusive, went out of their way to harass me through the internet, called me cruel names, kept revisiting past questions I had already answered over & over, tried to get me to quit escorting, basically threatening me & my family. Um, let me see. No. I won't be meeting anyone who engaged in that. That is why I wanted to take inventory of all the "minions" so I can make sure not to accidentally see you. I can only hang around intelligent people, classy if possible. Doing the above isn't intelligent & it's far from classy. I will only be meeting "nice" guys who have been polite & have stood back to offer to allow me to prove myself without engaging in insults. Those folks are welcome to call me to book but none of the "minions."

[Beautifulh]

What she means but I think she means that you're going to jail ORIGINAL WOOK, something about that silly Florida Law about "communicating a threat". Think she can find you-VSVS, are you partaking again? Because this is the stupidest thing you've written yet.

Stop & Think! I said I'm not a cop so that would be entrapment. Cops don't post their titties. I'd love to read that headline."Tax Dollars Wasted On 3 Month Monger Site Argument & Cop Titties." Brilliant. I'm not a cop but I'm a citizen & if my tax dollars went in that direction I don't think I'd be too happy. Keep smoking whatever you're smoking, genius.

[Member #4860]

And you guys are still dicking around with this stupid b1tch or whatever she is. Guys, let this go and stop posting on this thread until somebody actually reviews HIM / HER / IT and puts this to rest once and for all. In the meantime do concentrate on the real threads out there, where IT can't post, and which continue to prove their value every day. If you starve a Troll you'll eventually kill it, LOL.

[Member #4558]

What she means but I think she means that you're going to jail ORIGINAL WOOK, something about that silly Florida Law about "communicating a threat". Think she can find you-VSThat's funny. I made no threat to her. She asked what I was going to do with my collection of sticks and stones and I just responded to her question. Nothing threatening there. Just goes to show you how nuts this one really is!

[Beautifulh]

That's funny. I made no threat to her. She asked what I was going to do with my collection of sticks and stones and I just responded to her question. Nothing threatening there. Just goes to show you how nuts this one really is!I'm pretty sure the moderator doesn't allow posting of threats of any kind. If there was even one, it would cause allot of trouble in allot of different ways. But I'll look back through all the posts & see if there's any history.

I've been reading the threads in Orlando, there seems like allot of different posts about some really strange, almost unbelievable stuff. The reports begin a couple of few years ago. It's very interesting to take inventory of the posters & how the posts read. It looks as if every single provider who's ever considered even visiting Orlando has done something deranged when here. In other areas, these sorts of things don't seem to happen. But on the flip side, there's a few areas in different states specifically where some very weird stuff has been happening for some time. Makes for some interesting reading.

It's the countdown until Helena Day! Can't wait to finally lay eyes on every single one of you! Hope everyone has a good day!

[VerySlowly]

I'm pretty sure the moderator doesn't allow posting of threats of any kind. If there was even one, it would cause allot of trouble in allot of different ways. But I'll look back through all the posts & see if there's any history.

I've been reading the threads in Orlando, there seems like allot of different posts about some really strange, almost unbelievable stuff. The reports begin a couple of few years ago. It's very interesting to take inventory of the posters & how the posts read. It looks as if every single provider who's ever considered even visiting Orlando has done something deranged when here. In other areas, these sorts of things don't seem to happen. But on the flip side, there's a few areas in different states specifically where some very weird stuff has been happening for some time. Makes for some interesting reading.

It's the countdown until Helena Day! Can't wait to finally lay eyes on every single one of you! Hope everyone has a good day!Methinks you are exaggerating just a tad bit that "EVERY SINGLE PROVIDER" who has traveled here has done something DERANGED. Not Possible nor even probable. Now what you're not factoring in here is that the Orlando Board is very active, more active than N. Y. C. For instance or Ft. Lauderdale to keep it local. The more people reporting and using Tineye to report fakes, scammers, hustlers and thieves the more frequently you are going to hear about it. Everything that goes on here goes on in every other city, the difference is that here it is reported, guys don't let their ego get in the way of reporting some dangerous or embarrassing incidents.

For instance there is a girl who says she is from California that advertises a couple of times a year who scams guys by having them leave an envelope with the desk clerk with the fee in it. She says for her protection she wants no money in her room. I went to see her and on the way she tells me the above rule, I get there go to the room and she won't open the door, calls me and says that I didn't leave the money with the clerk, I tell her just open the door, let me see her and I'll do it, well she wouldn't. I left $250 dollars richer, it's better to be horny than horny and broke. About 6 months later a guy reports here that he got taken by this chick (Obviously she is very hot). He got nailed because he didn't read the forum or even Google her number if he had he would have seen my post and posts in Sarasota where they had used the same number to run a scam against gay men, since most people are honest these scams work. So bottom line is the board cannot address all the problems of the game but it has saved a lot of guys a lot of hassles. Blukem has uncovered a ton of fake pictures, this is important because much of the buying decision is based on the pictures of the goods for sale in any situation.

Nothing is different here than any other city except that here it's reported, every year thousands and thousands of guys are screwed over because they don't read the boards or refuse to spend the time to learn the game and of course women are scammed as well and the major reason is because the activity is unlawful. Change the laws and 80% of the problems go away—VS

[Member #4558]

I'm pretty sure the moderator doesn't allow posting of threats of any kind. If there was even one, it would cause allot of trouble in allot of different ways. But I'll look back through all the posts & see if there's any history.

I've been reading the threads in Orlando, there seems like allot of different posts about some really strange, almost unbelievable stuff. The reports begin a couple of few years ago. It's very interesting to take inventory of the posters & how the posts read. It looks as if every single provider who's ever considered even visiting Orlando has done something deranged when here. In other areas, these sorts of things don't seem to happen. But on the flip side, there's a few areas in different states specifically where some very weird stuff has been happening for some time. Makes for some interesting reading.

It's the countdown until Helena Day! Can't wait to finally lay eyes on every single one of you! Hope everyone has a good day!My dear super troll helena. I am sorry to have to say this but I am afraid that we have reached a point in our relationship where you just don't excite me any longer. I think that it is best if we just agree to break up. With you it is always the same old, same old. Nothing new. No spark. No flame. The same tired old rhetoric. I tried, I really did. I gave you every opportunity to make this work but you only put forth a half assed effort. You live in a fantasy world while I dwell here on planet earth. That, and you are just fucking nuts!

There are too many good women out there for me to waste any more time with you. If I knew where you lived, I would send you a dozen dead roses as a memento. Good luck with your future mental treatments. You really should consider getting that Lobotomy!

Sir OW, Troll Hunter, Retired

[Luckycowboy58]

Methinks you are exaggerating just a tad bit that "EVERY SINGLE PROVIDER" who has traveled here has done something DERANGED. Not Possible nor even probable. Now what you're not factoring in here is that the Orlando Board is very active, more active than N. Y. C. For instance or Ft. Lauderdale to keep it local. The more people reporting and using Tineye to report fakes, scammers, hustlers and thieves the more frequently you are going to hear about it. Everything that goes on here goes on in every other city, the difference is that here it is reported, guys don't let their ego get in the way of reporting some dangerous or embarrassing incidents.

For instance there is a girl who says she is from California that advertises a couple of times a year who scams guys by having them leave an envelope with the desk clerk with the fee in it. She says for her protection she wants no money in her room. I went to see her and on the way she tells me the above rule, I get there go to the room and she won't open the door, calls me and says that I didn't leave the money with the clerk, I tell her just open the door, let me see her and I'll do it, well she wouldn't. I left $250 dollars richer, it's better to be horny than horny and broke. About 6 months later a guy reports here that he got taken by this chick (Obviously she is very hot). He got nailed because he didn't read the forum or even Google her number if he had he would have seen my post and posts in Sarasota where they had used the same number to run a scam against gay men, since most people are honest these scams work. So bottom line is the board cannot address all the problems of the game but it has saved a lot of guys a lot of hassles. Blukem has uncovered a ton of fake pictures, this is important because much of the buying decision is based on the pictures of the goods for sale in any situation.

Nothing is different here than any other city except that here it's reported, every year thousands and thousands of guys are screwed over because they don't read the boards or refuse to spend the time to learn the game and of course women are scammed as well and the major reason is because the activity is unlawful. Change the laws and 80% of the problems go away—VSEven though she hasn't fucked anyone yet she is a Pro in all areas of the trade. I'm just going to have to side with the lady who knows everything there is to know without peeling off the underroos even one time. She just seems that believable! LMAO

[GatorBo]

Does anyone notice anything familiar about this post? As in possibly "Samantha" went off to St Louis and came back as "Helena"? LOL.

From the Gainesville forum: (where Helena claims to be from)

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7349-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1216866&viewfull=1#post1216866

[VerySlowly]

Does anyone notice anything familiar about this post. As in possibly "Samantha" went off to St Louis and came back as "Helena"? LOL.

From the Gainesville forum: (where Helena claims to be from)

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7349-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1216866&viewfull=1#post1216866THIS post is the EXPOSE of the year, there is no way that this post could not be the one the only. Helena? Errr Samantha?

Congratulations GatorBO!

WOW this girl can really spin a yarn, everybody sick in family, mom apparently survived, I guess Samantha has no child, lots of car and phone trouble, never seems to see anybody, but it does explain the DUMP those pics were taken in. Wow such a disturbed girl, pray to the God of Hellfire for her.

VS

[Vino 7373]

Now wait a minute, you're not back to the whole "Helena's a cop" thing again, are you?

You wouldn't happen to be trying to "interfere" or "sabotage" my tour, now would you? By trying to plant seeds in people's heads that I'm a cop & "out to get them" again, are you? *Tisk *Tisk.

Now that's not very nice, is it? If I were a cop (which I'm not) I would've probably already done something by now, don't you think? Because if this were an investigation, which it isn't, if I "did" have any powers to arrest you loud-mouthed idiots who keep trying to "kick me out of Orlando" because you "love your local Orlando Dolls" so much, I would have already done it by now just to shut you up so I wouldn't have to revisit these ridiculous questions over & over again which I have *already* answered, over & over again which clearly eats time out of my already busy day. Don't you agree?

Ok. Now that everyone is again, reminded that although I think cops are cute in uniforms does not mean that I happen to like wearing their clothes, that I'm not a cop or narc or whatever you want to term it these days, please just sit back. Count your 10 days until I arrive. And shut up.

As far as me having to be "no less than an excellent escort," don't worry."Yessa massa! I gets right on it! Yessa massa I not do notin but be a good girl fo you massa!" You're assuming I'd be interested in actually meeting someone who, for about 3 straight months, with no reprieve, treated me like crap, was verbally abusive, went out of their way to harass me through the internet, called me cruel names, kept revisiting past questions I had already answered over & over, tried to get me to quit escorting, basically threatening me & my family. Um, let me see. No. I won't be meeting anyone who engaged in that. That is why I wanted to take inventory of all the "minions" so I can make sure not to accidentally see you. I can only hang around intelligent people, classy if possible. Doing the above isn't intelligent & it's far from classy. I will only be meeting "nice" guys who have been polite & have stood back to offer to allow me to prove myself without engaging in insults. Those folks are welcome to call me to book but none of the "minions."Helena, I'm so very happy that you've been doing your homework and will only be seeing "nice" guys on your Orlando tour. You see, I've been doing my homework also. I've been reading through your posts. It's good to know that you'll only be seeing the good guys, you certainly wouldn't want to see scumbags like myself, VS, LuckyCowboy, Steve Pope, ET, Citywalk, Sackman, Clay, etc. LOL.

I did notice in one of your previous posts that you were interested in seeing Pinoboy. Now we all know that it's getting to be springtime already. PB will need some help planting his vegetable garden. We know you'll be more than eager to pitch in!

Those are some pics that I'd love to see.

Only a few more days and look out Orlando! Here comes Helena.

[Beautifulh]

THIS post is the EXPOSE of the year, there is no way that this post could not be the one the only. Helena? Errr Samantha?

Congratulations GatorBO!

WOW this girl can really spin a yarn, everybody sick in family, mom apparently survived, I guess Samantha has no child, lots of car and phone trouble, never seems to see anybody, but it does explain the DUMP those pics were taken in. Wow such a disturbed girl, pray to the God of Hellfire for her.

VSNow you're really high whomever Samantha is doesn't look anything like me according to posts online. The only common point is that we both had a brother who got sick. So what? And, looking her up, she seems awfully well liked. Some guy actually emailed me about that same "Samantha" question today (probably read it here) & she apparently had been doing well then moved out of state. If I was her, don't you think I would have said "Hi it's me I'm back!" Like most girls with a name for themselves do? And if you open your slit eyes, you can find her ad's & see she looks pretty much the polar opposite of me.

She's got no kids, I do. She's got a car, I don't. I have implants, she doesn't. She's got shoulder length light brown hair, I have long hair. She's like 15 pounds thinner then me too. (ug) She's liked, everyone was nice to her here, no one was nice to me. Then again, she didn't really post much like I over-posted like crazy. She has a completely different face too if you look at her old ad's which I found. She has a mask on but you can still tell she doesn't look a thing like me. But hey, I can pretend to be her if it'll get me an appointment while I'm in OTown!

The guy who emailed said he met her & was wanting to know if I seen USASG today & saw I was being compared to Samantha. I got to say, I kinda wish I was her because according to what he said she was really well liked & she had some Amazon list she'd let guys buy her stuff on credit around the cost of a session instead of paying cash. I think I will do that! The guy supposedly emailed with her for a while before she moved out of state somewhere & never came back & she was paranoid about reviews (which I am not.)

But to answer your question I'm not her, my titties are fake, I don't look like her & she's also older then me by at least a year. I'm long-winded as hell in my posts, Samantha wasn't. She was really well received. So since most of you guys probably talked with her you can tell I'm not her because I'm pretty sure most of you guys probably called her.

[Beautifulh]

My dear super troll helena. I am sorry to have to say this but I am afraid that we have reached a point in our relationship where you just don't excite me any longer. I think that it is best if we just agree to break up. With you it is always the same old, same old. Nothing new. No spark. No flame. The same tired old rhetoric. I tried, I really did. I gave you every opportunity to make this work but you only put forth a half assed effort. You live in a fantasy world while I dwell here on planet earth. That, and you are just fucking nuts!

There are too many good women out there for me to waste any more time with you. If I knew where you lived, I would send you a dozen dead roses as a memento. Good luck with your future mental treatments. You really should consider getting that Lobotomy!

Sir OW, Troll Hunter, RetiredExcellent. Because I've been wondering why the heck you keep showing up here. You remind me of someone with bpd. You "hate" me yet you will not leave. Ever. Excellent news, please go find another target.

Ps: Golf, perhaps? You're on here atleast 16 hrs of every 24. Go take up golf.

[Beautifulh]

Helena, I'm so very happy that you've been doing your homework and will only be seeing "nice" guys on your Orlando tour. You see, I've been doing my homework also. I've been reading through your posts. It's good to know that you'll only be seeing the good guys, you certainly wouldn't want to see scumbags like myself, VS, LuckyCowboy, Steve Pope, ET, Citywalk, Sackman, Clay, etc. LOL.

I did notice in one of your previous posts that you were interested in seeing Pinoboy. Now we all know that it's getting to be springtime already. PB will need some help planting his vegetable garden. We know you'll be more than eager to pitch in!

Those are some pics that I'd love to see.

Only a few more days and look out Orlando! Here comes Helena.I will be offering Pinoboy my trademarked FFCTTGBI. I'm really looking forward to meeting him. Vegetable garden?

[Beautifulh]

Methinks you are exaggerating just a tad bit that "EVERY SINGLE PROVIDER" who has traveled here has done something DERANGED. Not Possible nor even probable. Now what you're not factoring in here is that the Orlando Board is very active, more active than N. Y. C. For instance or Ft. Lauderdale to keep it local. The more people reporting and using Tineye to report fakes, scammers, hustlers and thieves the more frequently you are going to hear about it. Everything that goes on here goes on in every other city, the difference is that here it is reported, guys don't let their ego get in the way of reporting some dangerous or embarrassing incidents.

For instance there is a girl who says she is from California that advertises a couple of times a year who scams guys by having them leave an envelope with the desk clerk with the fee in it. She says for her protection she wants no money in her room. I went to see her and on the way she tells me the above rule, I get there go to the room and she won't open the door, calls me and says that I didn't leave the money with the clerk, I tell her just open the door, let me see her and I'll do it, well she wouldn't. I left $250 dollars richer, it's better to be horny than horny and broke. About 6 months later a guy reports here that he got taken by this chick (Obviously she is very hot). He got nailed because he didn't read the forum or even Google her number if he had he would have seen my post and posts in Sarasota where they had used the same number to run a scam against gay men, since most people are honest these scams work. So bottom line is the board cannot address all the problems of the game but it has saved a lot of guys a lot of hassles. Blukem has uncovered a ton of fake pictures, this is important because much of the buying decision is based on the pictures of the goods for sale in any situation.

Nothing is different here than any other city except that here it's reported, every year thousands and thousands of guys are screwed over because they don't read the boards or refuse to spend the time to learn the game and of course women are scammed as well and the major reason is because the activity is unlawful. Change the laws and 80% of the problems go away—VSI get the "fake pic" thing but what about the few girls who are your "Beloved" Local Dolls" who also use fake pics. (BuT) You leave those girls rave reviews & glowing reports. Meanwhile, the "supposed fake pic girls" who are new? No one's met them? They get "outed" on the "Fun Scam / Witch Hunt" (makeshift report show?) But no one has ever even met the majority of them! They are assumed guilty before proven innocent.

It just appears that you favor "local dolls" (your words, not mine) & don't give new girls a chance.

What do you mean other cities "don't have the nerve to post negative reviews?" Are you blind? There are plenty of bad reviews in lots of other areas. This site is full of them. But the girls you "review badly" here do not have bad reviews in other areas & they actually have some really good reviews from SM's right on this site in those other areas. But any traveling ladies who visit Orlando? They don't even have a chance.

[Beautifulh]

I actually spoke with several well-known providers on a certain site & was told allot. Seriously, I learned how hobbyists engage in 'pimping, ' I learned how low class agencies use this site to promote their girls / get rid of competition through "strong-arming" & I learned how certain people well, I'll tell you more in person. See you guys on the 29th, can't wait!

Remember- Nice guys only please!

[Member #4558]

THIS post is the EXPOSE of the year, there is no way that this post could not be the one the only. Helena? Errr Samantha?

Congratulations GatorBO!

WOW this girl can really spin a yarn, everybody sick in family, mom apparently survived, I guess Samantha has no child, lots of car and phone trouble, never seems to see anybody, but it does explain the DUMP those pics were taken in. Wow such a disturbed girl, pray to the God of Hellfire for her.

VSVS,

I actually think there are more than one at work here. If you look at the posts and the writing style, you can almost see a couple of different minds at word. Maybe this troll just has multiple personalities as that would certainly explain a lot.

We know from Jackson's work that she had at least 3 posting personalities here so it is really not a stretch to see her also playing Samantha in the past as the similarities are just too great. It is going to be fun to watch her wiggle her way out of a tour no show. Maybe we should start a pool to see what the excuse will be this time!

OW

[Luckycowboy58]

I am laying odds that an NBA player in town this week will have seen this stunning and strikingly beautiful lady in all her charm on her website, call her instantly, fall in love and pay for Mom's full time health care provider, little troll's nanny, and keep her on a full time (at his beckon call) retainer for god knows how much money and she will be forced to delay the tour for at least another month. I know if I were and NBA player with those big contracts and saw her and read all of the eurdite and just downright scholarly posts about why she can't fuck anybody yet I sure as hell would call!

[GatorBo]

Now you're really high whomever Samantha is doesn't look anything like me according to posts online. The only common point is that we both had a brother who got sick. So what? And, looking her up, she seems awfully well liked. Some guy actually emailed me about that same "Samantha" question today (probably read it here) & she apparently had been doing well then moved out of state. If I was her, don't you think I would have said "Hi it's me I'm back!" Like most girls with a name for themselves do? And if you open your slit eyes, you can find her ad's & see she looks pretty much the polar opposite of me.

She's got no kids, I do. She's got a car, I don't. I have implants, she doesn't. She's got shoulder length light brown hair, I have long hair. She's like 15 pounds thinner then me too. (ug) She's liked, everyone was nice to her here, no one was nice to me. Then again, she didn't really post much like I over-posted like crazy. She has a completely different face too if you look at her old ad's which I found. She has a mask on but you can still tell she doesn't look a thing like me. But hey, I can pretend to be her if it'll get me an appointment while I'm in OTown!

The guy who emailed said he met her & was wanting to know if I seen USASG today & saw I was being compared to Samantha. I got to say, I kinda wish I was her because according to what he said she was really well liked & she had some Amazon list she'd let guys buy her stuff on credit around the cost of a session instead of paying cash. I think I will do that! The guy supposedly emailed with her for a while before she moved out of state somewhere & never came back & she was paranoid about reviews (which I am not.)

But to answer your question I'm not her, my titties are fake, I don't look like her & she's also older then me by at least a year. I'm long-winded as hell in my posts, Samantha wasn't. She was really well received. So since most of you guys probably talked with her you can tell I'm not her because I'm pretty sure most of you guys probably called her.Bringing up that you supposedly have a kid and "Samantha" doesn't, or that she is supposedly is a year older than you doesn't help your case because no one believes your story anyway. Comparing yourself to her physically is a no go because we don't believe those are your real pics to begin with.

As for this fictional guy that met her and e-mailed you all this info about her, I'm calling BS on that too. You fabricate this whole story about how well liked she was when no one seems to know anything about her except what was written on here by her.

On the other hand, some of the similarities do stand out. Not answering calls, a lack of credible reviews, location, a complete overflow of dramatics, etc, etc.

Yep, its about time to go with the NBA player story at this point! LOL

[Steve Pope]

I will be offering Pinoboy my trademarked FFCTTGBI. I'm really looking forward to meeting him. Vegetable garden?I bet Pinoboy is packing his cucumbers, his goard squash, and 3 wine bottles along with a gallon of KY. Git 'her Pino! Make your fist disappear!

[Gator Guy 2008]

They are putting reviews about a newbie called Tori Taylor, and all of Samanthas' reviews are pretty much the same reviewers. This hoax could be going on longer than we think. We all need to be careful and use only trusted srs advice. Some of the reviewers names- mopar74- parkwaytraveler- sixpackbee- golfer 1955, I'm not sure but I think these have to do with some of her alises. I don't remember any trusted sr reviews of Samantha. Lets face it Gainesville sucks for quality providers, but all of this drama makes for a good read. I hope this helps, any of you Orlando srs visit the lake City, Gainesville area and want a full GFE half asian PM me! Gator Guy

[Member #4860]

And I agree with your conclusion below. The writing style is undeniable and gives it away! Yep, folks, this is a scam of a larger proportion than we had thought. Who knows who (plural) is behind it, but the bottom line is this Helena / Samantha / whoever the fuck she / he / it is, is a danger and a risk to whoever approaches. I would urge caution and stay clear because sooner or later someone is going to get burned by these people. Believe me, there are plenty more fish to fry out there, and they are legitimate. Stay safe.


Bringing up that you supposedly have a kid and "Samantha" doesn't, or that she is supposedly is a year older than you doesn't help your case because no one believes your story anyway. Comparing yourself to her physically is a no go because we don't believe those are your real pics to begin with.

As for this fictional guy that met her and e-mailed you all this info about her, I'm calling BS on that too. You fabricate this whole story about how well liked she was when no one seems to know anything about her except what was written on here by her.

On the other hand, some of the similarities do stand out. Not answering calls, a lack of credible reviews, location, a complete overflow of dramatics, etc, etc.

Yep, its about time to go with the NBA player story at this point! LOL

[VerySlowly]

I get the "fake pic" thing but what about the few girls who are your "Beloved" Local Dolls" who also use fake pics. (BuT) You leave those girls rave reviews & glowing reports. Meanwhile, the "supposed fake pic girls" who are new? No one's met them? They get "outed" on the "Fun Scam / Witch Hunt" (makeshift report show?) But no one has ever even met the majority of them! They are assumed guilty before proven innocent.

It just appears that you favor "local dolls" (your words, not mine) & don't give new girls a chance.

What do you mean other cities "don't have the nerve to post negative reviews?" Are you blind? There are plenty of bad reviews in lots of other areas. This site is full of them. But the girls you "review badly" here do not have bad reviews in other areas & they actually have some really good reviews from SM's right on this site in those other areas. But any traveling ladies who visit Orlando? They don't even have a chance.Buttttt your reply makes no sense, there are no well reviewed local girls that post "fake pics"

I never said other cities don't post negative reviews.

The "Fun, scam witch hunt indicates that girls are using stolen pics from mostly porn sites or that a girl is posting in many cities at the same time, And no we won't give these girls "A chance" for obvious reasons, obvious to us if not to you.

You're so stupid you don't even "get" Vino's vegetable garden reference. If you read PINO BOY'S posts you would get it right away, he has a darling pic of what he's going to do to you, you don't think he's going to pay you $500 for sex do you? Why that would be unlawful and as you told me in an e-mail message you're not a "Hooker" but I personally will pay Pino boy if I can watch him stick a giant African cucumber up your azzzz, I think that's legal as long as he doesn't touch your GENITALS.

And if you're going to to talk about girls from other areas that we have trashed here NAME NAMES, and saying traveling girls don't have a chance is not only a lie but just plain asinine to say the least, girls have been traveling to Orlando for years because this is an anonymous city, they can work the internet and the fancy hotel bars and not run into anyone they know (Kinda like Gainesville, HUH) Central Florida is a great place to work, if your a good straight up girl, lousy if you're not! —VS

[Beautifulh]

Bringing up that you supposedly have a kid and "Samantha" doesn't, or that she is supposedly is a year older than you doesn't help your case because no one believes your story anyway. Comparing yourself to her physically is a no go because we don't believe those are your real pics to begin with.

As for this fictional guy that met her and e-mailed you all this info about her, I'm calling BS on that too. You fabricate this whole story about how well liked she was when no one seems to know anything about her except what was written on here by her.

On the other hand, some of the similarities do stand out. Not answering calls, a lack of credible reviews, location, a complete overflow of dramatics, etc, etc.

Yep, its about time to go with the NBA player story at this point! LOLWhy do you give a rat's ass about Samantha? Or me? According to the posts that woman lived 3 whole cities away from you. I don't see anything about her ever working in Orlando. She doesn't even live in Florida according to what I was told. Why would you give a rat's ass anyway? Seriously? Anyone can use words on a keyboard in a similar style.

For example. 7 of you here have, over time, used the words in Parentheses (pun completely intended) , (pun totally indented) , and so on. Because you all reference "Puns in Parentheses" does this mean you are all the same person using different accounts?

Although escorting isn't rocket science, if I was her I probably would have handled this forum allot differently since I would have theoretically been here before. I also would have said "Hi I'm Samantha remember me? I'm back" posted an ad & waited for calls. Like she did. But I'm me, so I didn't.

The guy who emailed me? You posted on the most popular internationally read adult guide site. Your ridiculous post caused some emails to arrive saying "hi" asking if I was Samantha & if "I" was back so it's obvious to surmise she apparently had more than made a good impression on people. Since I'm not her, I can't exactly pretend to be her & have a date with a guy who's seen her because it doesn't take much to notice Samantha whomever & I are not the same person. One person told me the woman advertised regularly on a site. If she wasn't making a good impression she probably wouldn't have advertised regularly & I probably wouldn't have gotten emails from guys who saw your post here in hopes I might be Samantha, their ATF returned.

The pics on my site are of me, whether you like it or not. I don't really care if you believe they're my own pics because I know who I am & don't have anything to prove to you. I won't be seeing you in OTown anyway. But I do want to ask something. You appear obsessed with "escorts." You're investing your own valuable time, dissecting in great care & detail; escort posts, pics, ads, their choice in specific words. Now as strange as it seems, you've graduated to dissecting the slightest trivial commonalities between different escorts. Let me remind you, these aren't potential girlfriends or someone you're considering bringing home to mama. These are escorts who are women who visit with allot of different men.

Having fun posting or visiting escorts is obviously allot of great fun but dissecting them, promoting them by saying "So & So is in town. Her rates seem too high. I hope all will agree with me to stick with & promote our "local talent" because we love them. 'Local Escort ABC' if it gets slow for you pm me because I always like seeing you & all my favorite local dolls." That isn't exchanging information. That's advertising to "Buy Local." The promotion of "Buying Local" is extraordinary here in certain parts of the state of Florida.

[Beautifulh]

If my pics were fake & I was just some bored nutcase, don't you think I'd join a forum for intelligent debates or interesting subjects instead of an adult forum? I'm constantly harassed here unjustly & insulted without merit. People who like to "get attention" as you accuse me of visit sites where they receive positive reinforcement & feel empowered. There's no evidence attention seeking individuals visit sites where they're restricted, shunned, or harassed. Besides, answering an exploding escort phone isn't exactly my favorite past time. What's more annoying is listening to the explosion interrupting my life. Hello?

If I weren't an escort why would I visit a site where I have to explain away & address the same questions over & over? There's posts by uninformed souls who can't stop, for whatever reason, revisiting the past questions I have already addressed like a judge being asked to rule a second time on a case he has already sat on. Sorry, double jeopardy has already attached.

[Member #4860]

Dear stupid B1tch, precisely because you're NOT an escort is the reason why you continue to waste your time on this site, just stirring up pointless useless drama, and not explaining a thing. Any real escort worth her "working pussy" would be out there doing what escorts do, and that's fucking her clients to their satisfaction. You know, if you were a real escort everyone knows you would have been better off leaving things alone and just moving forward with doing your job. But then again, we all know you're just some azzhole trying to play head games with everyone. Gee whiz, how stupid can someone be!


If I weren't an escort why would I visit a site where I have to explain away & address the same questions over & over? There's posts by uninformed souls who can't stop, for whatever reason, revisiting the past questions I have already addressed like a judge being asked to rule a second time on a case he has already sat on. Sorry, double jeopardy has already attached.

[Member #4558]

Dear stupid B1tch, precisely because you're NOT an escort is the reason why you continue to waste your time on this site, just stirring up pointless useless drama, and not explaining a thing. Any real escort worth her "working pussy" would be out there doing what escorts do, and that's fucking her clients to their satisfaction. You know, if you were a real escort everyone knows you would have been better off leaving things alone and just moving forward with doing your job. But then again, we all know you're just some azzhole trying to play head games with everyone. Gee whiz, how stupid can someone be!Mundo,

I would love to see the IP addresses from the troll's posts as I bet they would be different. The writing styles have subtle variations and the way some posts read, it is like one of her personalities is replying to one post while another personality is replying to another. The way some posts are worded, I would swear it was written by a guy! Just like her one fake review on another site was obviously written by a woman. I am sure that once it is all said and done, it will turn out to be the same folks responsible for all of the Nigerian bank scams! But as said before, it makes for interesting reading.

OW

[Beautifulh]

You're wondering what my ip addresses are? I think ip's are very interesting. So your question is am I one person or many? Am I many different people or am I one person with multiple personalities? Here's your answer. You caught me. I can't hold up this facade anymore. I'm several different people.

Hi, I'm the girl in the pics. My real first name is Bridgette. I let them use my image for this particular event. I'm the girl in the pics.

Hey- I'm Steve, author #2, what's up, here at the office, just sayen hey.

My name is Chris. I'm writer 3 and am usually not working but am the primary person assigned to email responses. I hope you're all doing great!

I'm Sue. I'm a female & don't look like Helena (I should say Bridgette) but it's me who usually composes the postings.

This is Rob and I'm the guy behind the pm responses. You haven't seen my work since we were banned from pm.

This is Mr. Mitchell, Kinsey Institute. Thank you for your cooperation in this special experiment on human sexuality in the State of Florida. The appointments with participants which have been set with 'Helena' will be held as scheduled. Bridgette will be maintaining her part as 'Helena. ' There's no compensation available but your participation is requested.

Do you see now ridiculous that sounds? I'm one girl, my stage name is Helena, I'm an escort. I'll be seeing the nice guys in Orlando. In the meantime please practice what you preach by using pm's so you don't pollute the forum."Mundo, I want to see the ip addresses. I bet they're different." Well no sh*t Sherlock. If you have a mobile device the ip isn't going to be static unless you're on a static ip, logging on in the same spot each day.

[Boss Hogg]

I know you guys are skeptical. I was too once but after my first session with Helena I can say unequivocally that she is the real deal. I contacted her a few weeks ago through pm and we set up a time to meet each other. We discussed our likes, dislikes and expectations for the date. I was stoked! She made a request that I thought was awkward at the time but in hindsight it makes perfect sense. She requested that I eat an entire box of ex-lax and wash it down with a gallon of egg nog prior to our visit. She also asked that I bring my pet rottweiller Roscoe P Coletrane.

When I arrived at her cozy incall I was pleasantly surprised. I honestly expected to see an old toothless hag but according to my count she had at least 7 teeth. 8 if you count that tiny brown one hanging onto the gum line for dear life. She invited me into her single wide and offered me a luke warm can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. She apologized that it wasn't cold but apparently her old man Skeeter didn't pay the electric bill so she couldn't refrigerate it. Before I knew it she was sprawled out completely naked on her futon spreading potted meat all over her pussy. Roscoe stood up, rushed over to her and began lapping up her juices. Then she begged me to strip, squat over her and spread my butt cheeks. She then gave me the best TUMAUISAEMT (tongue up my ass until I shit and eat my turds) that I've ever experienced, and let me tell you mongers I've experienced a lot.

Because of the ex-lax and egg nog it was an exceptionally large dump but she took it all like a champ. I witnessed her take a 6 inch turd into her mouth, smile and spit out the peanuts and corn kernels. This girl has talent! After she had eaten my shit she got on all fours and asked me to piss on her while Roscoe took her from behind. Roscoe is a big fucking dog, let me tell you. But that didn't faze Helena one bit. She let out yelps of joy as Roscoe rode her harder and harder while my warm piss ran down her face and onto her flabby asymmetrical breasts.

After Roscoe blew his load inside her pussy she begged me for BBGACIMA (bareback Greek and cum in my ass). I obliged her and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. I actually ruptured her sphincter because as I looked down I noticed blood running out of her asshole but she begged me not to stop fucking her. I eventually blew my load inside her ass, pulled out and stuck my dick right in her mouth as she happily licked the shit, blood and cum from my dick. Meanwhile Roscoe was in the corner licking his own nuts. Lucky bastard.

Before the night was over Helena had eaten at least 2 pounds of both human and canine feces, drank over a quart of piss and had more cum squirted inside her than Barney Frank. Helena's a real peach. Treat her right gentleman. I know you can hardly wait for her sensational tour of Orlando.

[VerySlowly]

Only 4 more days till she cancels her Orlando tour.

Probably to go to Samantha's mothers funeral after all her own mothers is only "very sick" while Samanthas's mother is Terminally Ill.

Damn this Herky Jerky chick doesn't even read her own posts. LOL——VS

[Member #4558]

Only 4 more days till she cancels her Orlando tour.

Probably to go to Samantha's mothers funeral after all her own mothers is only "very sick" while Samanthas's mother is Terminally Ill.

Damn this Herky Jerky chick doesn't even read her own posts. LOL——VSI am sure that is because "she" is not the only one writing them! I guess they don't compare notes before they write her responses. Look at the last post "it" made. Does that vocabulary read like something a woman would write? It reads more like a 17 year old boy wrote it.

[Vino 7373]

You're wondering what my ip addresses are? I think ip's are very interesting. So your question is am I one person or many? Am I many different people or am I one person with multiple personalities? Here's your answer. You caught me. I can't hold up this facade anymore. I'm several different people.

Hi, I'm the girl in the pics. My real first name is Bridgette. I let them use my image for this particular event. I'm the girl in the pics.

Hey- I'm Steve, author #2, what's up, here at the office, just sayen hey.

My name is Chris. I'm writer 3 and am usually not working but am the primary person assigned to email responses. I hope you're all doing great!

I'm Sue. I'm a female & don't look like Helena (I should say Bridgette) but it's me who usually composes the postings.

This is Rob and I'm the guy behind the pm responses. You haven't seen my work since we were banned from pm.

This is Mr. Mitchell, Kinsey Institute. Thank you for your cooperation in this special experiment on human sexuality in the State of Florida. The appointments with participants which have been set with 'Helena' will be held as scheduled. Bridgette will be maintaining her part as 'Helena. ' There's no compensation available but your participation is requested.

Do you see now ridiculous that sounds? I'm one girl, my stage name is Helena, I'm an escort. I'll be seeing the nice guys in Orlando. In the meantime please practice what you preach by using pm's so you don't pollute the forum."Mundo, I want to see the ip addresses. I bet they're different." Well no sh*t Sherlock. If you have a mobile device the ip isn't going to be static unless you're on a static ip, logging on in the same spot each day.The first seven paragraphs make the most sense of anything she's ever written.

[VerySlowly]

You scared the S*t out of me, read the first lines and thought, OMG, somebody actually saw her but then my computer blew up and deleted your post but I'm sure you had a great time, I'm going to call her and use you as a reference, I'll let you know what happens. Thanks Bro for at last proving she is real, send me a copy of the rest of your post when you get time! Your buddy.

VS

[Member #4558]

I know you guys are skeptical. I was too once but after my first session with Helena I can say unequivocally that she is the real deal. I contacted her a few weeks ago through pm and we set up a time to meet each other. We discussed our likes, dislikes and expectations for the date. I was stoked! She made a request that I thought was awkward at the time but in hindsight it makes perfect sense. She requested that I eat an entire box of ex-lax and wash it down with a gallon of egg nog prior to our visit. She also asked that I bring my pet rottweiller Roscoe P Coletrane.

When I arrived at her cozy incall I was pleasantly surprised. I honestly expected to see an old toothless hag but according to my count she had at least 7 teeth. 8 if you count that tiny brown one hanging onto the gum line for dear life. She invited me into her single wide and offered me a luke warm can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. She apologized that it wasn't cold but apparently her old man Skeeter didn't pay the electric bill so she couldn't refrigerate it. Before I knew it she was sprawled out completely naked on her futon spreading potted meat all over her pussy. Roscoe stood up, rushed over to her and began lapping up her juices. Then she begged me to strip, squat over her and spread my butt cheeks. She then gave me the best TUMAUISAEMT (tongue up my ass until I shit and eat my turds) that I've ever experienced, and let me tell you mongers I've experienced a lot.

Because of the ex-lax and egg nog it was an exceptionally large dump but she took it all like a champ. I witnessed her take a 6 inch turd into her mouth, smile and spit out the peanuts and corn kernels. This girl has talent! After she had eaten my shit she got on all fours and asked me to piss on her while Roscoe took her from behind. Roscoe is a big fucking dog, let me tell you. But that didn't faze Helena one bit. She let out yelps of joy as Roscoe rode her harder and harder while my warm piss ran down her face and onto her flabby asymmetrical breasts.

After Roscoe blew his load inside her pussy she begged me for BBGACIMA (bareback Greek and cum in my ass). I obliged her and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. I actually ruptured her sphincter because as I looked down I noticed blood running out of her asshole but she begged me not to stop fucking her. I eventually blew my load inside her ass, pulled out and stuck my dick right in her mouth as she happily licked the shit, blood and cum from my dick. Meanwhile Roscoe was in the corner licking his own nuts. Lucky bastard.

Before the night was over Helena had eaten at least 2 pounds of both human and canine feces, drank over a quart of piss and had more cum squirted inside her than Barney Frank. Helena's a real peach. Treat her right gentleman. I know you can hardly wait for her sensational tour of Orlando.This post is useless without pictures!

[Boss Hogg]

This post is useless without pictures!Roscoe is camera shy.

[Beautifulh]

I know you guys are skeptical. I was too once but after my first session with Helena I can say unequivocally that she is the real deal. I contacted her a few weeks ago through pm and we set up a time to meet each other. We discussed our likes, dislikes and expectations for the date. I was stoked! She made a request that I thought was awkward at the time but in hindsight it makes perfect sense. She requested that I eat an entire box of ex-lax and wash it down with a gallon of egg nog prior to our visit. She also asked that I bring my pet rottweiller Roscoe P Coletrane.

When I arrived at her cozy incall I was pleasantly surprised. I honestly expected to see an old toothless hag but according to my count she had at least 7 teeth. 8 if you count that tiny brown one hanging onto the gum line for dear life. She invited me into her single wide and offered me a luke warm can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. She apologized that it wasn't cold but apparently her old man Skeeter didn't pay the electric bill so she couldn't refrigerate it. Before I knew it she was sprawled out completely naked on her futon spreading potted meat all over her pussy. Roscoe stood up, rushed over to her and began lapping up her juices. Then she begged me to strip, squat over her and spread my butt cheeks. She then gave me the best TUMAUISAEMT (tongue up my ass until I shit and eat my turds) that I've ever experienced, and let me tell you mongers I've experienced a lot.

Because of the ex-lax and egg nog it was an exceptionally large dump but she took it all like a champ. I witnessed her take a 6 inch turd into her mouth, smile and spit out the peanuts and corn kernels. This girl has talent! After she had eaten my shit she got on all fours and asked me to piss on her while Roscoe took her from behind. Roscoe is a big fucking dog, let me tell you. But that didn't faze Helena one bit. She let out yelps of joy as Roscoe rode her harder and harder while my warm piss ran down her face and onto her flabby asymmetrical breasts.

After Roscoe blew his load inside her pussy she begged me for BBGACIMA (bareback Greek and cum in my ass). I obliged her and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. I actually ruptured her sphincter because as I looked down I noticed blood running out of her asshole but she begged me not to stop fucking her. I eventually blew my load inside her ass, pulled out and stuck my dick right in her mouth as she happily licked the shit, blood and cum from my dick. Meanwhile Roscoe was in the corner licking his own nuts. Lucky bastard.

Before the night was over Helena had eaten at least 2 pounds of both human and canine feces, drank over a quart of piss and had more cum squirted inside her than Barney Frank. Helena's a real peach. Treat her right gentleman. I know you can hardly wait for her sensational tour of Orlando.Hey der Hogg! Wha, hang on let me git me false teeth back in. Mmmkay. Hey Hogg yer fergittin the fistin we had us selves so much fun with when that feller in the pick up drove up & we invited him in! Now your going to be tellin a story, don't be spinnin no yarns! Tell them what happen with the fistin!

[Beautifulh]

This post is useless without pictures!Oh now, OW! You know I plan to offer full color pics to every single guy who sees me. It doesn't matter how long they want the date, if it's an hour or 4 hours, whatever, everyone will be getting a special picture they can really remember for a lifetime. Some shots will be candid I'm sure, but I'll let all of you pose with your absolote nicest smiles for the rest. It will be a picture of a "Life time." You'll be able to sit & stare at the picture for as long as you like. For a lifetime.

That's my absolute 100% promise to you, OW! I have decided to see you! You will have something special to remind you of our chats online here for a lifetime. You don't have to come to my place OW, I'll make special arrangements just for you. I can come to you. It's up to you, OW. Either way, we will be meeting in a few days. Then you can begin enjoying the pics immediately, I know you are anxious. I'll see you soon. (smily face wink) Aren't you excited after All This Time? I know I can't wait to see you! I'm sorry, I believe in honesty, our meeting won't be quite like Hogg's was but it will be unforgettable, nevertheless. I need to remind you to be prepared. If you come to me, bring your device so we can upload the pics as soon as we can! Also bring anything "special" you think make our visit more enjoyable. That also goes for everyone else too. There's nothing worse than being unprepared. I'll see you OW & all of you in just a few days!

[Beautifulh]

The first seven paragraphs make the most sense of anything she's ever written.You're cute Vino! I did take some classes on Behavioral Sciences but that has nothing to do with my being an escort.

[Beautifulh]

Only 4 more days till she cancels her Orlando tour.

Probably to go to Samantha's mothers funeral after all her own mothers is only "very sick" while Samanthas's mother is Terminally Ill.

Damn this Herky Jerky chick doesn't even read her own posts. LOL——VSVS, you know I am not Samantha she lives in another state. I'm sure many humans around my age have sick parents. Based on what I read, she has not been around in like a year & there's nothing mean written on her anywhere, so if I was her I would've come back as her. I would've said "Hi it's me let's get together." It would've probably been easier.

I am Helena & I really want to meet you very much! Email me what day & time works best for you. I can come to you, I'll work around your schedule. I have bookings already but you're on my priority list for Orlando. Just name the day & time.

[VerySlowly]

VS, you know I am not Samantha she lives in another state. I'm sure many humans around my age have sick parents. Based on what I read, she has not been around in like a year & there's nothing mean written on her anywhere, so if I was her I would've come back as her. I would've said "Hi it's me let's get together." It would've probably been easier.

I am Helena & I really want to meet you very much! Email me what day & time works best for you. I can come to you, I'll work around your schedule. I have bookings already but you're on my priority list for Orlando. Just name the day & time.I'd really like to meet you as well. Errr that was my cousin who just came back from Iraq that did all those gol-darn posts, I guess I shunta shewed him all that computer stuff, anyways he sez he's sorry he said all them mean things.

Maybe we should meet in the lobby of the Federal courthouse in downtown Orlando, that way even if you have a CWP you'll be clean because you sound like you're carrying. If not a gun. Then at least a grudge.

Seriously I'd love to meat you err sorry meet you, should I bring the 5K or not?

VS

[Member #4558]

Oh now, OW! You know I plan to offer full color pics to every single guy who sees me. It doesn't matter how long they want the date, if it's an hour or 4 hours, whatever, everyone will be getting a special picture they can really remember for a lifetime. Some shots will be candid I'm sure, but I'll let all of you pose with your absolote nicest smiles for the rest. It will be a picture of a "Life time." You'll be able to sit & stare at the picture for as long as you like. For a lifetime.

That's my absolute 100% promise to you, OW! I have decided to see you! You will have something special to remind you of our chats online here for a lifetime. You don't have to come to my place OW, I'll make special arrangements just for you. I can come to you. It's up to you, OW. Either way, we will be meeting in a few days. Then you can begin enjoying the pics immediately, I know you are anxious. I'll see you soon. (smily face wink) Aren't you excited after All This Time? I know I can't wait to see you! I'm sorry, I believe in honesty, our meeting won't be quite like Hogg's was but it will be unforgettable, nevertheless. I need to remind you to be prepared. If you come to me, bring your device so we can upload the pics as soon as we can! Also bring anything "special" you think make our visit more enjoyable. That also goes for everyone else too. There's nothing worse than being unprepared. I'll see you OW & all of you in just a few days!You wanting to see me? Now that is what I call a threat. I am going to contact GPD and MIB as I most certainly feel threatened now.

[Beautifulh]

You wanting to see me? Now that is what I call a threat. I am going to contact GPD and MIB as I most certainly feel threatened now.GPD, I know that's Gainesville PD but MIB what's that? Isn't that the movie when the UFO's landed & that funny looking actor drove around in a black car & kept them out of trouble?

[Beautifulh]

You wanting to see me? Now that is what I call a threat. I am going to contact GPD and MIB as I most certainly feel threatened now.I used to enjoy a TV show called The Commish.

The Commissioner, at the end of one show, is putting his arm around his son of about 15 years old, I guess, and saying,"Son, I was told when I was younger that there are three kinds of people. One kind is the dumb ones who don't learn. The smart ones who learn from their own mistakes. Very smart ones. But then there are the wise ones, the ones who learn from other people's mistakes."

I wouldn't threaten you, OW. You know better than that! See you in 2 days!

[VerySlowly]

They are the ones,"Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation" with the fancy name that run around shooting "Misdemeanors" in a barrel.

VS

[Dealfinder]

Sounds like he / she's talking about mugshots.

What a waste of time.


Oh now, OW! You know I plan to offer full color pics to every single guy who sees me. It doesn't matter how long they want the date, if it's an hour or 4 hours, whatever, everyone will be getting a special picture they can really remember for a lifetime. Some shots will be candid I'm sure, but I'll let all of you pose with your absolote nicest smiles for the rest. It will be a picture of a "Life time." You'll be able to sit & stare at the picture for as long as you like. For a lifetime.

That's my absolute 100% promise to you, OW! I have decided to see you! You will have something special to remind you of our chats online here for a lifetime. You don't have to come to my place OW, I'll make special arrangements just for you. I can come to you. It's up to you, OW. Either way, we will be meeting in a few days. Then you can begin enjoying the pics immediately, I know you are anxious. I'll see you soon. (smily face wink) Aren't you excited after All This Time? I know I can't wait to see you! I'm sorry, I believe in honesty, our meeting won't be quite like Hogg's was but it will be unforgettable, nevertheless. I need to remind you to be prepared. If you come to me, bring your device so we can upload the pics as soon as we can! Also bring anything "special" you think make our visit more enjoyable. That also goes for everyone else too. There's nothing worse than being unprepared. I'll see you OW & all of you in just a few days!

[Member #4558]

They are the ones,"Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation" with the fancy name that run around shooting "Misdemeanors" in a barrel.

VSJust a little test to see if anyone actually pays attention to what is written here.

[Steve Pope]

Hey der Hogg! Wha, hang on let me git me false teeth back in. Mmmkay. Hey Hogg yer fergittin the fistin we had us selves so much fun with when that feller in the pick up drove up & we invited him in! Now your going to be tellin a story, don't be spinnin no yarns! Tell them what happen with the fistin!Fisting?

Darn, It sounds like PinoBoy was driving thru the trailer park and got invited in. The O-Town king of fisting, Pinoboy. The Super Troll thought Roscoe did her deep but I bet Pino buried it up to his elbow! Pinoboy made a vegan out of her with his vegatable garden! She ought to be walking upright in a few days, hope it doesn't affect her O-Town tour. Bring your wine bottles, cucumbers, and Mexican donkeys, the Super Troll wants it all night long! Hurry guys, She has False teeth, she'll be married off real quick! Gumby has nothing on the Super Troll!

SP

[VerySlowly]

Fisting?

Darn, It sounds like PinoBoy was driving thru the trailer park and got invited in. The O-Town king of fisting, Pinoboy. The Super Troll thought Roscoe did her deep but I bet Pino buried it up to his elbow! Pinoboy made a vegan out of her with his vegatable garden! She ought to be walking upright in a few days, hope it doesn't affect her O-Town tour. Bring your wine bottles, cucumbers, and Mexican donkeys, the Super Troll wants it all night long! Hurry guys, She has False teeth, she'll be married off real quick! Gumby has nothing on the Super Troll!

SPYou finally got your Donkey and you didn't call me! Shoot man when do's the barn shows start or is Helena doing the Fist err First one. Wow a $5 dolla Tijuana show with Helena as the star, Wow Stellar. Don't forget to invite OW she owes him a particular debt of gratitude for marketing and merchandising and of course invite Old Troll for the sh#t patrol, Vino will handle the refreshments and I'll bring a friend to help Helena Polish all the knobs around the barn and in the audience. And you can sell the tickets and I'll sell the T-shirts.

I'm excited and the show starts in two days, YeAAAAAAAAy!

VS

[Beautifulh]

They are the ones,"Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation" with the fancy name that run around shooting "Misdemeanors" in a barrel.

VSI see. The report had said "MIB" so I thought they were talking about the alien movie. TY. See you soon!

[Beautifulh]

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[Beautifulh]

You finally got your Donkey and you didn't call me! Shoot man when do's the barn shows start or is Helena doing the Fist err First one. Wow a $5 dolla Tijuana show with Helena as the star, Wow Stellar. Don't forget to invite OW she owes him a particular debt of gratitude for marketing and merchandising and of course invite Old Troll for the sh#t patrol, Vino will handle the refreshments and I'll bring a friend to help Helena Polish all the knobs around the barn and in the audience. And you can sell the tickets and I'll sell the T-shirts.

I'm excited and the show starts in two days, YeAAAAAAAAy!

VSYepp right! If anyone is owed a debt of gratitude it's OW! He'll be the star of the show alright! He's the number one reason I'm coming to Orlando! I think hats would be better, not tee shirts. That way you'll have something you can wear nice & proud that doesn't need washing. I'll be there tomorrow as planned & good thing too since Saturday was bath night!

Don't you guys worry I'll be there & I'll be friendly ready to meet you!

You'll be getting Real live, Intriguing, Captivating & Original pics just for You! I Expect Posts! See you soon!

[VerySlowly]

Yepp right! If anyone is owed a debt of gratitude it's OW! He'll be the star of the show alright! He's the number one reason I'm coming to Orlando! I think hats would be better, not tee shirts. That way you'll have something you can wear nice & proud that doesn't need washing. I'll be there tomorrow as planned & good thing too since Saturday was bath night!

Don't you guys worry I'll be there & I'll be friendly ready to meet you!

You'll be getting Real live, Intriguing, Captivating & Original pics just for You! I Expect Posts! See you soon!Does anyone on here think that HELENA REYNOLDS might be SHERIFF GRADY JUDD'S Detectives (chicks' with dick's) trolling the internet as their contribution to the M. B. I. 's task-force.

There have to many veiled threats about arrests and mugshots for me to ignore. She has invited me to make an appointment and I contacted her to do so but she-he-they have chosen to judiciously ignore the request. From a practical point of view the smartest thing she could do would be to accept an appointment on her first day with a well known senior member. Then all the bashing and venom would go away FOREVER. If she is real, she is very bright and would know this obvious solution.

But they know they could never get me or many others on here because we would never say or do anything in an E-mail or telephone conversation or show up on a motel without absolutely knowing who we are going to see.

Frankly I think M. B. I. Or any other Police Force would ABSOLUTELY love to nail a bunch of members of this site, the MEDIA would eat it up, just like they love to talk about C / L and B / P. If you look at the latest bust they mention C / L when we all know that C / L hasn't been a real source in a long time. But the public doesn't know it and come budget time they are happy to increase their support for these crime-fighters.

The "Big Russian bust" that was turned into a FEDERAL case resulted in a handful of misdemeanor convictions, talk about a waste of money when the country is in a recession, WOW.

I 100% hope that I am wrong about "Beautiful Helena" and that she is an amazing provider, it's my experience that the smartest providers are the best overall. The ones who can't even post an ad correctly (calling themselves a stallion for instance) are rarely the top shelf ladies.

So, I guess we only have to wait another day or two to find out, but I for one won't believe just anyone's reviews.

So if I'm wrong I hereby invite Helena for a Steak and Bean's dinner, I'll eat the Bean's and she eats the steak. And before Old Troll accuses this of being a racist comment it refers to a common sales contest (Old School) where the winners and losers eat the referred too foods-VS

[Beautifulh]

Ok VS thanks for your email & I'll be seeing you soon! Call me tomorrow. 5 after I settle in!

Everyone! When I get there I'll still be taking some same day appointments so don't forget yours!

Remember, I'll be there probably right around 4 so email me now! My phone has been annoying so I've had it off but it will be on at 4 or 5 tomorrow as I'm arriving & settling in!

[Beautifulh]

I'd made a funny about the joke that was left about mug shots. But it didn't go up because it was written in Boss Hogg's slang. So it was "I don't like mugshots, but I like beer mugs & shots!"

Thought that was cute (smiley face) so I'll see you guys tomorrow! Some of you the next day & some of you I might get to see lots of days & nights too of course! If you want! Don't forget to call me tomorrow 2/29 or email & we can get these pics up! Wow I've been counting the days! Have you been counting the days? I'm so excited! See you all there!

Here's my schedule. I'm booking 2/29-3/11, morning, afternoon & evening. Since I don't have a "set hourly time clock" when book tell me the date & morning, afternoon, or evening. You tell me what time to expect you. When you're on the way call & I'll tell you where to park. When you park, call me & I'll see you're coming up & give you the number.

Remember! If you look creepy or not alone I reserve the right to not give you my number. These sticks & stones posts are all in good fun but I have the right to be safe. When you see me that I'm real everything will be fine but if you get here & for some reason change your mind no hard feelings but I am really me so please be respectful & no "Say Cheese! I just wanted a quick pic to post & see you're really real!" TY & I'll see you lovely gents tomorrow!

[Luckycowboy58]

OMG! I am not going to sleep tonight. I am so excited! This is great. It is real. I swear it is real. I have been walking around with this unexplainable woody for several hours! I don't know if it's because Henela is coming or I need to go to an emergency room for an erection lasting over 4 hours but OMG this is great!

[Vino 7373]

I'd made a funny about the joke that was left about mug shots. But it didn't go up because it was written in Boss Hogg's slang. So it was "I don't like mugshots, but I like beer mugs & shots!"

Thought that was cute (smiley face) so I'll see you guys tomorrow! Some of you the next day & some of you I might get to see lots of days & nights too of course! If you want! Don't forget to call me tomorrow 2/29 or email & we can get these pics up! Wow I've been counting the days! Have you been counting the days? I'm so excited! See you all there!

Here's my schedule. I'm booking 2/29-3/11, morning, afternoon & evening. Since I don't have a "set hourly time clock" when book tell me the date & morning, afternoon, or evening. You tell me what time to expect you. When you're on the way call & I'll tell you where to park. When you park, call me & I'll see you're coming up & give you the number.

Remember! If you look creepy or not alone I reserve the right to not give you my number. These sticks & stones posts are all in good fun but I have the right to be safe. When you see me that I'm real everything will be fine but if you get here & for some reason change your mind no hard feelings but I am really me so please be respectful & no "Say Cheese! I just wanted a quick pic to post & see you're really real!" TY & I'll see you lovely gents tomorrow!She's "booking" and she's going to tell you exactly where to park. Red flags anyone?

[Scohen1025]

She's "booking" and she's going to tell you exactly where to park. Red flags anyone?I've been monitoring this from afar for a while now. Very interesting to say the least. Does anyone else find it strange or ironic that the much anticipated Orlando visit is slated to begin on Feb 29th- (leap year)? Could be reaching here, but?

[Member #4558]

Does anyone on here think that HELENA REYNOLDS might be SHERIFF GRADY JUDD'S Detectives (chicks' with dick's) trolling the internet as their contribution to the M. B. I. 's task-force.

There have to many veiled threats about arrests and mugshots for me to ignore. She has invited me to make an appointment and I contacted her to do so but she-he-they have chosen to judiciously ignore the request. From a practical point of view the smartest thing she could do would be to accept an appointment on her first day with a well known senior member. Then all the bashing and venom would go away FOREVER. If she is real, she is very bright and would know this obvious solution.

But they know they could never get me or many others on here because we would never say or do anything in an E-mail or telephone conversation or show up on a motel without absolutely knowing who we are going to see.

Frankly I think M. B. I. Or any other Police Force would ABSOLUTELY love to nail a bunch of members of this site, the MEDIA would eat it up, just like they love to talk about C / L and B / P. If you look at the latest bust they mention C / L when we all know that C / L hasn't been a real source in a long time. But the public doesn't know it and come budget time they are happy to increase their support for these crime-fighters.

The "Big Russian bust" that was turned into a FEDERAL case resulted in a handful of misdemeanor convictions, talk about a waste of money when the country is in a recession, WOW.

I 100% hope that I am wrong about "Beautiful Helena" and that she is an amazing provider, it's my experience that the smartest providers are the best overall. The ones who can't even post an ad correctly (calling themselves a stallion for instance) are rarely the top shelf ladies.

So, I guess we only have to wait another day or two to find out, but I for one won't believe just anyone's reviews.

So if I'm wrong I hereby invite Helena for a Steak and Bean's dinner, I'll eat the Bean's and she eats the steak. And before Old Troll accuses this of being a racist comment it refers to a common sales contest (Old School) where the winners and losers eat the referred too foods-VSVS,

I do not believe that any LEO would be so blatantly obvious in their postings. If you look at what has been posted over time, this one has gone for coy and suggestive postings to totally stupid ones. The clever wording of "Real live, Intriguing, Captivating & Original" in a previous post as if to imply the use of RICO charges, the invitation to call, make an appointment and tell what kind of car you are driving? Would an experienced LEO make it so obvious? I think not. Their goal is to make you believe that you are conversing with a real escort, jail bait or whatever and this one is doing anything but that. And the topper in all of this was the post, now removed by Jackson, of the post written in the hillbilly dialect. Just stupid. This smells not of some type of entrapment but of some immature punk having his jollies on the computer or to just be an irritation.

[VerySlowly]

VS,

I do not believe that any LEO would be so blatantly obvious in their postings. If you look at what has been posted over time, this one has gone for coy and suggestive postings to totally stupid ones. The clever wording of "Real live, Intriguing, Captivating & Original" in a previous post as if to imply the use of RICO charges, the invitation to call, make an appointment and tell what kind of car you are driving? Would an experienced LEO make it so obvious? I think not. Their goal is to make you believe that you are conversing with a real escort, jail bait or whatever and this one is doing anything but that. And the topper in all of this was the post, now removed by Jackson, of the post written in the hillbilly dialect. Just stupid. This smells not of some type of entrapment but of some immature punk having his jollies on the computer or to just be an irritation.I picked up on the RICO acronym as well but it didn't make sense because nothing we do or she does could fall under the RICO ACT which is a cute way the Govt. Charges you as a racketeer.

There have been so many inconsistencies in her posts that I can't list them all. How about this "I get hundreds of calls day" and yet her tour isn't booked. I have a friend that travels and she runs one ad about a week before she gets to town and is completely booked before she gets there, if she has been there before, her typical stay is from Sat. Until Tues. Morning and she leaves in the afternoon. OK so Helena hasn't been here before but she has had over a month to prepare and book even tentative appointments—something stinks.

This may not be LEO but it could the religious right looking to get telephotos of mongers and since she is controlling where you park your car they could also get your tag # which in most cases would identify you.

Or everything we have all said could be paranoid fantasy—who knows at this point.

I will say she has cracked on us by saying that we "pay 4 it" in one of her posts, why would a legitimate escort put down her potential customers? On her website she put up a site that trashes this one and yet she seems to want all the guys on here to come see her even cutting her rates to $150 for the tour. Would a real escort behave like she has on this board, she even brags on her site about having her own page on here. A thread devoted to slamming her in vile ways and she brags about it—is this strange?

When her writing was compared to Samantha she poo-poo it but the writing was almost identical and I could not find a review of Samantha either.

Like most of you, my curiosity is extremely aroused but my dick isn't—YET, and curiosity KILLED THE CAT.

With so many inconsistencies, for me it is far to risky to even consider approaching this creature.

Even if a solid member reviewed her I would double check that members screen name because of the cute crap a little while ago of using another members name with a space in it and registering it and posting.

For instance Vino's name is Vino7373 someone could register Vino7363 and if you're not watching carefully you might see a post by Vino and think she was okay I know Vino would not see her but He was a good example.

This is supposed to play out in the next couple of days but I have a suspicion that it won't, we shall see what we shall see.

VS

[Member #4558]

This is supposed to play out in the next couple of days but I have a suspicion that it won't, we shall see what we shall see.

VSYea, well everything that is written here is just fantasy anyway. None it really actually happened. So I guess that Helena just fits right in to this fantasy world!

[VerySlowly]

Have we been punked? So far nothing.

What are we going to do for fun now? Our dreams seem to have been smashed. WAIT, WAIT Do I hear a faint Meow from a faraway kitty?

VS

[Beautifulh]

I'm here! Wow I did not see that coming, rico? As in Rico Suave? OMG you guys are completely schizo if you're actually pulling my words into words meaning mugshots & criminal charges. What are you guys into that even allows you to know of federal charges you're talking about. I looked that up online. I'm an escort & I never would've put the 2 & 2 together like that. You guys sound like cops! Sorry you really do. Cops or paranoid. Whichever you are that royally creeped me out.

Every escort tells the guy where she's at then tells him which room or apartment she's in after he parks that's normal. I already talked to allot of girls & they all told me the same thing how to handle incalls.

Yes I have bookings & yes I have free time, if I'm busy when you call I'll call you back. If you ask for a time I already have a booking then I'll tell you. I don't have a time clock but most of you only want a couple hours anyway so what's the big deal?

[Member #4558]

Have we been punked? So far nothing.

What are we going to do for fun now? Our dreams seem to have been smashed. WAIT, WAIT Do I hear a faint Meow from a faraway kitty?

VS"she" is or was just playing a game or "she" is a non-civilian trying to tempt individuals into a meeting. Either way, I have not nor will I ever, try to meet "her".

[Steve Pope]

I'd made a funny about the joke that was left about mug shots. But it didn't go up because it was written in Boss Hogg's slang. So it was "I don't like mugshots, but I like beer mugs & shots!"Just a Heads Up for the Super-Troll. Shark Lounge over in Daytona has some job openings. They are waiting for you. You're a perfect job canidate. They prefer toothless, paranoid, fistable, mexican donkey loving, vegetable squating, lying, std-infected, delusional drama queens!

Grab your knee-pads and your Monistat IV bag. Get over there quick though, Bike Week is coming soon!

SP

[Luckycowboy58]

I got all dressed up to see the troll / cop / psycho / escort / concerned citizen / right wing nut job / super mom / darling kid / hot bod lady and no reviews to make me trust her. Pisses me off. I was going to wax eloquently about what a fine time I had. Now I'll just have to go back and try to gather myself from the disappointment. The little head made me look more than once. Especially when I saw a bicycle in the background of one of her pics. I dreamed of riding the trails with her. Geez.

[Steve Pope]

I got all dressed up to see the troll / cop / psycho / escort / concerned citizen / right wing nut job / super mom / darling kid / hot bod lady and no reviews to make me trust her. Pisses me off. I was going to wax eloquently about what a fine time I had. Now I'll just have to go back and try to gather myself from the disappointment. The little head made me look more than once. Especially when I saw a bicycle in the background of one of her pics. I dreamed of riding the trails with her. Geez.Don't forget to include her other talents such as "Family Nurse","Psychology Major","Booking Expert","Bible-Thumping, Picture Taking, going to Out All of Us Perverts","RICO Statute Expert","Valet Parking Expert","MBI Task Force Officer","Tijuana Donkey Showgirl","Samatha-Clone" and of course Pinoboys vegatable grinder. I bet she can slice, dice and skin a cucumber with no hands!

[PapiiChulo]

Are you guys still feeding into this shit? 400 some odd posts and NO ONE HAS FUCKED THIS CHICK YET? You guys are sitting there sending out emails and calling this chick while uncle le. O sits there and writes down all of your emails, IP addresses, burn phones (yes they can still be traced dipshit. If they really wanted to know who bought the burn phone they can track it by where the phone was purchased and when the phone was activated and backtrack from there. Don't you guys watch CSI?) Jeez you would this chick had a golden pussy that rained see-notes and OG Kush! If you feed the animals they keep coming back.

[Vino 7373]

Are you guys still feeding into this shit? 400 some odd posts and NO ONE HAS FUCKED THIS CHICK YET? You guys are sitting there sending out emails and calling this chick while uncle le. O sits there and writes down all of your emails, IP addresses, burn phones (yes they can still be traced dipshit. If they really wanted to know who bought the burn phone they can track it by where the phone was purchased and when the phone was activated and backtrack from there. Don't you guys watch CSI?) Jeez you would this chick had a golden pussy that rained see-notes and OG Kush! If you feed the animals they keep coming back.The investigation into the Shark Lounge took 16 months. Operation Whack-Job has only lasted two months, so far. They still have lots more time on their hands. Stay away, very far away.

[Luckycowboy58]

Damn this place is dark. Kind of cold. I can't see shit. HELLO. Anybody in here? Did they lower the curtain? Is this finished? Well it was an interesting play about "How Not To Start A Business In Orlando."

[Beautifulh]

The investigation into the Shark Lounge took 16 months. Operation Whack-Job has only lasted two months, so far. They still have lots more time on their hands. Stay away, very far away.What makes you so sure I'm a cop, I'm not. I think it's also nervy of you to assume I'm a criminal just because I'm an escort, sorry the only girls you've seen have been sleazeball criminals. Maybe you should raise the bar, shut up, then see girls who are a cut above. I have plenty of clients here & I'm having a great visit so far. Sorry about your luck.

Before you come back with "I'd never see you troll girl" let me first add please get out of my thread & go back to your "local dolls" & shut up, quit trying to scare off & ruin fun for everyone else. Let the guys have a good visit with me then you can complain about not seeing me. Until you have proof, I'm an escort having a nice time. Until I have proof about you, you're a worried service trying to get rid of competition. Noticed you didn't respond to me when I contacted you about a discount visit, think I've got all the proof I need there.

[Member #4450]

Are you guys still feeding into this shit? 400 some odd posts and NO ONE HAS FUCKED THIS CHICK YET? You guys are sitting there sending out emails and calling this chick while uncle le. O sits there and writes down all of your emails, IP addresses, burn phones (yes they can still be traced dipshit. If they really wanted to know who bought the burn phone they can track it by where the phone was purchased and when the phone was activated and backtrack from there. Don't you guys watch CSI?) Jeez you would this chick had a golden pussy that rained see-notes and OG Kush! If you feed the animals they keep coming back.I agree that they are looking here for people. MBI isn't as dumb as I'd like to think, but my burner phone is untraceable. Paid cash for it while at an art festival far away from my home. Bought the minutes in another town. Cash transactions only. Activated it in a place with a payphone.

Just use cash and be careful papii

[Vino 7373]

What makes you so sure I'm a cop, I'm not. I think it's also nervy of you to assume I'm a criminal just because I'm an escort, sorry the only girls you've seen have been sleazeball criminals. Maybe you should raise the bar, shut up, then see girls who are a cut above. I have plenty of clients here & I'm having a great visit so far. Sorry about your luck.

Before you come back with "I'd never see you troll girl" let me first add please get out of my thread & go back to your "local dolls" & shut up, quit trying to scare off & ruin fun for everyone else. Let the guys have a good visit with me then you can complain about not seeing me. Until you have proof, I'm an escort having a nice time. Until I have proof about you, you're a worried service trying to get rid of competition. Noticed you didn't respond to me when I contacted you about a discount visit, think I've got all the proof I need there.The first thing you need to know is that this isn't your thread. This is Jackson's forum and all the threads belong to him. Having a thread devoted to you is not a source of pride, it's an embarassment that is practically unheard of. The only other person in Orlando to get a thread named after them is the nut case, Frankie Rae.

Second, back about six weeks ago, I did PM you about a visit. I foolishly believed that you were actually an escort. There was no mention of discount at all. Truth be told, when you answered me initially, it seemed as if another person was writing. The style was completely different. You didn't even answer my question about seeing you. I PM'd you back questioning you because you never even responded to me asking to see you. You PM'd me back wanting me to tell you exactly what I was expecting from you if you were to see me. Whoa, talk about red flags. I think everyone on here except for you knows why that's a red flag. I believe that was my last PM ever to you.

Third, I have no idea where the criminal thing came into play at all. I never said anything like that. How would me posting about the Shark Lounge relate to me saying you were a criminal? Quite the opposite. What? That makes no sense.

Fourth, I have seen some of the finest escorts that this town and this great forum have to offer. I have done my homework and enjoyed dreams with some really wonderful women. These ladies have class, intelligence, beauty and incredible personalities. They also happen to be real escorts, really good at what they do and above all, verifiable by many honest members. These are all traits that you cannot and will not ever have. By calling all girls that have dreamed of me sleazeball criminals, you have just bashed many of the most upstanding providers that this great forum has to offer. They have more class in their pinky fingers than you have in your entire body, mind and soul.

Fifth, me running a service, don't think so. That's another one of your far-reaching delusions. OK, I'm lying about that one. I really run a service and am just dying to recruit you. You can be my main girl, my bottom girl. We'll make loads of coin together. HaHa, what a hoot that one is!

Sixth, you still do not have one single, solitary, verifiable review. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, super-troll.

[JerseyGirl]

The first thing you need to know is that this isn't your thread. This is Jackson's forum and all the threads belong to him. Having a thread devoted to you is not a source of pride, it's an embarassment that is practically unheard of. The only other person in Orlando to get a thread named after them is the nut case, Frankie Rae.

Second, back about six weeks ago, I did PM you about a visit. I foolishly believed that you were actually an escort. There was no mention of discount at all. Truth be told, when you answered me initially, it seemed as if another person was writing. The style was completely different. You didn't even answer my question about seeing you. I PM'd you back questioning you because you never even responded to me asking to see you. You PM'd me back wanting me to tell you exactly what I was expecting from you if you were to see me. Whoa, talk about red flags. I think everyone on here except for you knows why that's a red flag. I believe that was my last PM ever to you.

Third, I have no idea where the criminal thing came into play at all. I never said anything like that. How would me posting about the Shark Lounge relate to me saying you were a criminal? Quite the opposite. What? That makes no sense.

Fourth, I have seen some of the finest escorts that this town and this great forum have to offer. I have done my homework and enjoyed dreams with some really wonderful women. These ladies have class, intelligence, beauty and incredible personalities. They also happen to be real escorts, really good at what they do and above all, verifiable by many honest members. These are all traits that you cannot and will not ever have. By calling all girls that have dreamed of me sleazeball criminals, you have just bashed many of the most upstanding providers that this great forum has to offer. They have more class in their pinky fingers than you have in your entire body, mind and soul.

Fifth, me running a service, don't think so. That's another one of your far-reaching delusions. OK, I'm lying about that one. I really run a service and am just dying to recruit you. You can be my main girl, my bottom girl. We'll make loads of coin together. HaHa, what a hoot that one is!

Sixth, you still do not have one single, solitary, verifiable review. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, super-troll.I have spent quite a few times with Vino even outside of having just appointments with him, he is a perfect Gentleman and so much fun, (wink, wink).

So tell me Helena, are you saying I'm a sleazeball crimnal?

[VerySlowly]

Since Helena has accused and slandered Vino, I feel the need to chime in.

I know Vino personally outside the board, we have had a drink together, had lunch, Pm'd and talked and texted on the phone. I know were he works and have visited him there on occasion. On one occasion he was kind enough to allow me the use of his condo for a liaison with a lady. He is single so he is free to do as he damn pleases. He has a calm, happy-go-lucky personality is well versed in the English language and expresses himself well orally and in his writing. All in all a pretty nice guy. (Vino you owe me, LOL.)

He does not own nor is he affiliated with any Escort services, AMP's, Spa's or individual ladies in any way shape or form, thus he has no need to recruit you.

I also know several others on the board, R. B. W, Vankleek, Electrii, and I know W. O. F. Not personally but through several mutual contacts and Pm's etc. These are stand up guys who treat ladies with respect and you can count on their reports to be accurate as to their personal experience. Once years ago W. O. F. And I saw the same lady, his experience was interrupted by her driver so it was bad I had several experiences with her and it was great every time, that's what YMMV means, everybody's experience varies either a little or a lot. However long term an accurate picture emerges of both providers and mongers.

Vino contacted you for a date as well as me and you never responded to either of us and since there has been no reviews of you since you have supposedly been in town, WHAT IS THE BOARD EXPECTED TO BELIEVE. What would you believe if the tables were turned?

Well, so far Vino has had a couple of real (Yes, Jersey is as real as it gets) people verify him.

HOW ABOUT SOME REAL PEOPLE VERIFYING YOU.

VS

[Worldsoffun]

Since Helena has accused and slandered Vino, I feel the need to chime in.

I know Vino personally outside the board, we have had a drink together, had lunch, Pm'd and talked and texted on the phone. I know were he works and have visited him there on occasion. On one occasion he was kind enough to allow me the use of his condo for a liaison with a lady. He is single so he is free to do as he damn pleases. He has a calm, happy-go-lucky personality is well versed in the English language and expresses himself well orally and in his writing. All in all a pretty nice guy. (Vino you owe me, LOL.)

He does not own nor is he affiliated with any Escort services, AMP's, Spa's or individual ladies in any way shape or form, thus he has no need to recruit you.

I also know several others on the board, R. B. W, Vankleek, Electrii, and I know W. O. F. Not personally but through several mutual contacts and Pm's etc. These are stand up guys who treat ladies with respect and you can count on their reports to be accurate as to their personal experience. Once years ago W. O. F. And I saw the same lady, his experience was interrupted by her driver so it was bad I had several experiences with her and it was great every time, that's what YMMV means, everybody's experience varies either a little or a lot. However long term an accurate picture emerges of both providers and mongers.

Vino contacted you for a date as well as me and you never responded to either of us and since there has been no reviews of you since you have supposedly been in town, WHAT IS THE BOARD EXPECTED TO BELIEVE. What would you believe if the tables were turned?

Well, so far Vino has had a couple of real (Yes, Jersey is as real as it gets) people verify him.

HOW ABOUT SOME REAL PEOPLE VERIFYING YOU.

VSI can't believe I'm reading this thread. Must be bored tonight. Thanks for the "vote of credibility" VS. I too can stand behind a couple of Senior Members on this Forum as very credible sources of solid information. VS is one of them and has always given me great advice both publicly and privately. We have also shared some of the wonderful ladies in Central Florida. Vino is another Senior who is a stand-up, trustworthy guy who I would take anything he tells me to the bank. He has also referred me to some great finds. There are others too, but until I have run into several providers that have verified the authenticity of a Senior, I keep my cards pretty close to my chest. And yes. Even The Antagonist and I have swapped leads. I get a kick out of his irreverence and miss his antics! I know some trusted Seniors argue back and forth with some real passion (and sometimes anger) , but they are all sources of knowledge and he who has the knowledge, has the power. With the power, the thrill of the hunt becomes so much more satisfying. Don't you all agree?

I am waiting like others to see if a verified Senior reports on Helena. It's been a few days since she has been in town and nothing has been reported. That would seem impossible from this group of esteemed professionals! I know one thing for sure, with the rules she has put in place for hooking up, I would never think about meeting her. If it were a trap, it would almost be impossible to escape. I know successful Mongers have approach plans and escape routes and with her, the options are too limited for the risk.

Be Safe!

WOF

[Mystical0945]

What makes you so sure I'm a cop, I'm not. I think it's also nervy of you to assume I'm a criminal just because I'm an escort, sorry the only girls you've seen have been sleazeball criminals. Maybe you should raise the bar, shut up, then see girls who are a cut above. I have plenty of clients here & I'm having a great visit so far. Sorry about your luck.

Before you come back with "I'd never see you troll girl" let me first add please get out of my thread & go back to your "local dolls" & shut up, quit trying to scare off & ruin fun for everyone else. Let the guys have a good visit with me then you can complain about not seeing me. Until you have proof, I'm an escort having a nice time. Until I have proof about you, you're a worried service trying to get rid of competition. Noticed you didn't respond to me when I contacted you about a discount visit, think I've got all the proof I need there.I have watched all of this Bullsh1t from the very start and have said nothing. But it is time for the Sicilian in me to come out! Helena, Troll LEO or what ever the hell you are need to crawl back to where you came from. You have been claimimg that so many of our Good Standing Members on this board are this and that. What the hell are YOU. No one wants to recruit you, I do not believe that crap anymore than I believe the members you pointed out to be from services or pimps or what ever lies you were trying to say about them. Hell if that were the case I know for a fact that they would rather have someone like myself, Jersery, NANA, Candy and the other "Ladies" of this board that have stellar reviews. Guess what not one of us has been approached from any of the people that you claim to have approached you.

As far as you "Slandering" Vino, you have missed your mark once again. I have met this man and he was gentleman, very well spoken and considerate. Where in the Hell do you get off saying "The only girls he has seen have been sleazeballs and criminals?" And that he should raise the bar. Well Missy you need to check the reviews of the "Ladies" (Not Girls) he has seen before you go throwing shit like this. Because when you throw it, it always comes back into your face. And trust me you will not like how it tastes. Before you go "Crying and Whinning" that some one is threatening you, just remember that I Ashley DO NOT THREATEN. So choose your words wisely Little Girl before you stroke your keyboard to reply back to this. Wait a minute I see that you did not reply to Jerserys post to you. Here's to Ya

[VerySlowly]

I have watched all of this Bullsh1t from the very start and have said nothing. But it is time for the Sicilian in me to come out! Helena, Troll LEO or what ever the hell you are need to crawl back to where you came from. You have been claimimg that so many of our Good Standing Members on this board are this and that. What the hell are YOU. No one wants to recruit you, I do not believe that crap anymore than I believe the members you pointed out to be from services or pimps or what ever lies you were trying to say about them. Hell if that were the case I know for a fact that they would rather have someone like myself, Jersery, NANA, Candy and the other "Ladies" of this board that have stellar reviews. Guess what not one of us has been approached from any of the people that you claim to have approached you.

As far as you "Slandering" Vino, you have missed your mark once again. I have met this man and he was gentleman, very well spoken and considerate. Where in the Hell do you get off saying "The only girls he has seen have been sleazeballs and criminals?" And that he should raise the bar. Well Missy you need to check the reviews of the "Ladies" (Not Girls) he has seen before you go throwing shit like this. Because when you throw it, it always comes back into your face. And trust me you will not like how it tastes. Before you go "Crying and Whinning" that some one is threatening you, just remember that I Ashley DO NOT THREATEN. So choose your words wisely Little Girl before you stroke your keyboard to reply back to this. Wait a minute I see that you did not reply to Jerserys post to you. Here's to YaThank you Ashley, for finally putting an end to her Horse Schiesse about constantly being recruited by "services" and "pimps" in Orlando. I've been in Otown for a long time and never knew this to be a problem. Occasionally a Pimp from Detroit or Chicago or Atlanta or Memphis will bring his stable through and call a few providers and try to give them a "Snow Job" but a quick "not Interested" ends it.

These pimps usually concentrate on addicted street girls with little experience, not smart mature escorts.

So thank you again for putting this "lie" to rest once and for all.

It will be interesting to see what "Load of crap" she tries to dump on us next.

VS

[Luckycowboy58]

Came to Orlando and hit it with every top notch high grade big spending stud in town and then went home rich and just too tired from all that sport-fucking to answer "the real women" in town. Hehehehehe.

I was in a room week before last with Jersey and after dreaming of blowing a nut her phone indicated Ashley was down the hall. She was invited in and Jersey got her nude self up and walked over to her good friend Ashley and peeled down her top and began breast feeding, just like a little bity baby. OMG that was fun to watch. The troll has just awakened a situation (he-she-it) may not have so much fun with.

[Citywalk]

I have watched all of this Bullsh1t from the very start and have said nothing. But it is time for the Sicilian in me to come out! Helena, Troll LEO or what ever the hell you are need to crawl back to where you came from. You have been claimimg that so many of our Good Standing Members on this board are this and that. What the hell are YOU. No one wants to recruit you, I do not believe that crap anymore than I believe the members you pointed out to be from services or pimps or what ever lies you were trying to say about them. Hell if that were the case I know for a fact that they would rather have someone like myself, Jersery, NANA, Candy and the other "Ladies" of this board that have stellar reviews. Guess what not one of us has been approached from any of the people that you claim to have approached you.

As far as you "Slandering" Vino, you have missed your mark once again. I have met this man and he was gentleman, very well spoken and considerate. Where in the Hell do you get off saying "The only girls he has seen have been sleazeballs and criminals?" And that he should raise the bar. Well Missy you need to check the reviews of the "Ladies" (Not Girls) he has seen before you go throwing shit like this. Because when you throw it, it always comes back into your face. And trust me you will not like how it tastes. Before you go "Crying and Whinning" that some one is threatening you, just remember that I Ashley DO NOT THREATEN. So choose your words wisely Little Girl before you stroke your keyboard to reply back to this. Wait a minute I see that you did not reply to Jerserys post to you. Here's to YaI'm think I need to get you to stroke my keyboard. Excuse me while I go take a cold shower.

[SpecialOne8]

Helena,

You are nothing more than what has already been stated by others here. As was the case with other SMs, YOU contacted me prior to planning your "Grand Opening" tour of O-Town. This was done through an unsolicited (pardon the pun) PM asking me besides other things, if I would be interested in meeting you. You went on to stress how you are an escort "who really enjoys" what you do; that you're not a clock-watcher, but rather a quality courtesan that wanted to establish herself in O-Town. Well baby, you are nothing more than a fraud at best, and LEO at worst! You sent me PMs stating you were looking forward to meeting me, and yet when Vino held your feet to the fire, you ultimately failed to deliver the goods to everyone you contacted over the past month. Furthermore, I even sent you a private e-mail in the past 10 days; to which you never responded. So who's the liar? Who's the con-artist? Who's in-bed with LEO rather than quality clients like those SMs here in O-Town you scammed?

The answer to all the above is simple: Look in the mirror baby! Now go away and never return, and if that doesn't work, then perhaps Jackson shall simply banish you himself!


I can't believe I'm reading this thread. Must be bored tonight. Thanks for the "vote of credibility" VS. I too can stand behind a couple of Senior Members on this Forum as very credible sources of solid information. VS is one of them and has always given me great advice both publicly and privately. We have also shared some of the wonderful ladies in Central Florida. Vino is another Senior who is a stand-up, trustworthy guy who I would take anything he tells me to the bank. He has also referred me to some great finds. There are others too, but until I have run into several providers that have verified the authenticity of a Senior, I keep my cards pretty close to my chest. And yes. Even The Antagonist and I have swapped leads. I get a kick out of his irreverence and miss his antics! I know some trusted Seniors argue back and forth with some real passion (and sometimes anger) , but they are all sources of knowledge and he who has the knowledge, has the power. With the power, the thrill of the hunt becomes so much more satisfying. Don't you all agree?

I am waiting like others to see if a verified Senior reports on Helena. It's been a few days since she has been in town and nothing has been reported. That would seem impossible from this group of esteemed professionals! I know one thing for sure, with the rules she has put in place for hooking up, I would never think about meeting her. If it were a trap, it would almost be impossible to escape. I know successful Mongers have approach plans and escape routes and with her, the options are too limited for the risk.

Be Safe!

WOF

[Vino 7373]

If a provider supposedly comes into town, and no one else makes a sound, is she really here?

Just sayin.

Thank you so much to everyone that posted their support for me. It does my heart good to read the kind things you all had to say.

[Mystical0945]

I'm think I need to get you to stroke my keyboard. Excuse me while I go take a cold shower.CW I am smiling so hard my cheeks hurt. You need to bring you AND your keyboard over for a little strokin'.

XOXXO Ashley

[Beautifulh]

There will be reports & pics don't worry.

I didn't know untraceable phones existed why does it matter where you get minutes from. MBI isn't dumb but why you always bringing them up. I keep seeing LEO what do the letters stand for anyway's.

No body's trying to recruit me with emails now there just talking. Loud.

Will be available thru 7 tonite after that I'm busy til morning. Tomorrow 6 to 10 I'm free if you want a sameday please don't call before 6 thanks!

[Dealfinder]

That never happen. Kinda like the boy that cried Wolf. Heh.

This seems to be the alternate personality posting. The dumb one. LOL.


There will be reports & pics don't worry.

I didn't know untraceable phones existed why does it matter where you get minutes from. MBI isn't dumb but why you always bringing them up. I keep seeing LEO what do the letters stand for anyway's.

No body's trying to recruit me with emails now there just talking. Loud.

Will be available thru 7 tonite after that I'm busy til morning. Tomorrow 6 to 10 I'm free if you want a sameday please don't call before 6 thanks!

[Steve Pope]

If you read between the lines, this is what the Super-Troll is saying to all of us:

"There will be reports & pics don't worry."

What it really means: The TV Stations news REPORTS will include all of your mug-shot PICS.

"I didn't know untraceable phones existed why does it matter where you get minutes from. MBI isn't dumb but why you always bringing them up. I keep seeing LEO what do the letters stand for anyway's."

What it really means: I am taking the LEO Sergant exam in a few weeks and that question will be on the test. Please tell me the answer now!

"No body's trying to recruit me with emails now there just talking. Loud."

What it really means: No Pimp in his right mind would try to recruit a Cop to work for him!

"Will be available thru 7 tonite after that I'm busy til morning. Tomorrow 6 to 10 I'm free if you want a sameday please don't call before 6 thanks!"

What it really means: Due to Government budget cuts, NO Overtime has been approved for this Sting Operation!

SP

[Scohen1025]

If you read between the lines, this is what the Super-Troll is saying to all of us:

"There will be reports & pics don't worry."

What it really means: The TV Stations news REPORTS will include all of your mug-shot PICS.

"I didn't know untraceable phones existed why does it matter where you get minutes from. MBI isn't dumb but why you always bringing them up. I keep seeing LEO what do the letters stand for anyway's."

What it really means: I am taking the LEO Sergant exam in a few weeks and that question will be on the test. Please tell me the answer now!

"No body's trying to recruit me with emails now there just talking. Loud."

What it really means: No Pimp in his right mind would try to recruit a Cop to work for him!

"Will be available thru 7 tonite after that I'm busy til morning. Tomorrow 6 to 10 I'm free if you want a sameday please don't call before 6 thanks!"

What it really means: Due to Government budget cuts, NO Overtime has been approved for this Sting Operation!

SPLMFAO! Epic FAIL

[VerySlowly]

Loved your clarification of "Helenas" post.

I saw this post on C / L casuals this morning and I was wondering what kind of "Jackass" would post it but even worse who would go to a girls house with a pocket-full of 30 mg. Roxycodone tablets looking to get laid. If you have these pills just troll the trail and pick out something you like. This has to be an LE sting ad or posted by a "brain dead addict" I don't know why but I thought of "Helena" when I read this ad but I did and I'm posting it here, if you love jail, just answer this ad.

It's right up there with the ad that had a mother looking for an experienced man to teach her 14 whyear old daughter about sex, actually that ad worked well for LE it got lots of takers who immediately ruined their lives, and they got what they deserved. —VS.


Got any. W4m. 26

(Orlando)

Date: 2012-03-05, 11:22AM EST.

Reply to: sdhss-2885610385@pers.craigslist.org

Important: I've found that alot of people are not serious, please don't reply unless you are over 30, can come get me, and you can come tonight. I don't want to play anymore games.

So I'm bored at the moment and have a few hrs to hang out tonight, and just looking for someone who is in the same boat I am. I am looking for someone who may have some blues, either you know what they are or you don't. If you don't don't ask because I'm not going to explain. So basically if you got them and want to share and hang out let me know. I'm only looking for someone serious, and sane. I'm THICK, not obese or huge though, long hair, nice eyes, and well I don't know what else to say so if you want to hang out tonight and you have a ride to come get me and you got some of those get back with me cause I'm doing nothin!

PS. I have posted this a few times and have not found anybody real, also I'm in the orlando area close to sandlake

Location: Orlando.

[Beautifulh]

If you read between the lines, this is what the Super-Troll is saying to all of us:

"There will be reports & pics don't worry."

What it really means: The TV Stations news REPORTS will include all of your mug-shot PICS.

"I didn't know untraceable phones existed why does it matter where you get minutes from. MBI isn't dumb but why you always bringing them up. I keep seeing LEO what do the letters stand for anyway's."

What it really means: I am taking the LEO Sergant exam in a few weeks and that question will be on the test. Please tell me the answer now!

"No body's trying to recruit me with emails now there just talking. Loud."

What it really means: No Pimp in his right mind would try to recruit a Cop to work for him!

"Will be available thru 7 tonite after that I'm busy til morning. Tomorrow 6 to 10 I'm free if you want a sameday please don't call before 6 thanks!"

What it really means: Due to Government budget cuts, NO Overtime has been approved for this Sting Operation!

SPBeen busy but wanted to drop a note! SP, I have to admit even if we've had our differences, you have a great sense of humor! I have to say this whole thing will go down in USASG History! I should be irritated but I'm not because I LMAO over this one! You have allot of creativity, have to hand it to you! I read some other posts by you, have you ever thought of doing stand up? This is not an insult or backhanded compliment. You're really good! Maybe they'll add a "funny bone" section & you can be the forum moderator. We have had our b1tch fest back & forth but kudos on your humor!

[Beautifulh]

Loved your clarification of "Helenas" post.

I saw this post on C / L casuals this morning and I was wondering what kind of "Jackass" would post it but even worse who would go to a girls house with a pocket-full of 30 mg. Roxycodone tablets looking to get laid. If you have these pills just troll the trail and pick out something you like. This has to be an LE sting ad or posted by a "brain dead addict" I don't know why but I thought of "Helena" when I read this ad but I did and I'm posting it here, if you love jail, just answer this ad.

It's right up there with the ad that had a mother looking for an experienced man to teach her 14year old daughter about sex, actually that ad worked well for LE it got lots of takers who immediately ruined their lives, and they got what they deserved. —VS.For some reason you posted here so I'm trying to figure out how it relates it to me. I'm an escort, if I wanted to hang out with someone I'd do an appointment & get money. If I wanted a relationship I don't think I'd ever post in the classifieds. You copied the wrong ad from C / L or you're SP because your post doesn't relate to the ad you're talking about. If you didn't copy the wrong ad, I saw SP's funny but paranoid posts where he says basic words are cryptic messages about stings. Now you say a singles ad is jail bait but it doesn't say anything about minors or sex. Is it against the law to be sad with the blues & meet sad strangers or ride in their car? Maybe dangerous but not illegal.

You're talking about pills & you say it's by a cop or an addict. It's a sad depressed person looking for another sad person for a serious no head game relationship, where's the pill part. It's like you're both picking apart posts looking for cryptic cop messages. You clearly posted the wrong ad up but it's still kind of weird you both find jail bait in posts. Post the real ad you think sounds like me.

[VerySlowly]

That post was not directed at you so of course you don't understand it. The thread was dead so I asked SP to parse the post. I said the post reminded me of you because it was an obvious LEO POST (Law Enforcement Officer, since you posted that you didn't know what LEO was) or by a brain dead addict, either way a NO GO adv.

So if you are an ESCORT and not a TROLL why has not one single person posted anything about you and you have been in Orlando for 9 days?

If you're really an ESCORT simply run an ad or the board like Na-NA did with some HOT GOOEY STICKY PICS like hers and we will all believe you.

HEY BOY'S how much you want to bet it ain't going to happen.

VS

[Dealfinder]

Post the real ad you think sounds like me.<Snip

If you were really an escort, you would post your own ad here. But you're not, so you won't. Simple as that.

[VerySlowly]

For some reason you posted here so I'm trying to figure out how it relates it to me. I'm an escort, if I wanted to hang out with someone I'd do an appointment & get money. If I wanted a relationship I don't think I'd ever post in the classifieds. You copied the wrong ad from C / L or you're SP because your post doesn't relate to the ad you're talking about. If you didn't copy the wrong ad, I saw SP's funny but paranoid posts where he says basic words are cryptic messages about stings. Now you say a singles ad is jail bait but it doesn't say anything about minors or sex. Is it against the law to be sad with the blues & meet sad strangers or ride in their car? Maybe dangerous but not illegal.

You're talking about pills & you say it's by a cop or an addict. It's a sad depressed person looking for another sad person for a serious no head game relationship, where's the pill part. It's like you're both picking apart posts looking for cryptic cop messages. You clearly posted the wrong ad up but it's still kind of weird you both find jail bait in posts. Post the real ad you think sounds like me.Helena, you read my post where I re-posted a Back-page, casual hookups ad about a chick wanting to hang out with someone who has "Blues" and you think it's about someone who has "the blues" a euphemism for being depressed- are you that mentally challenged at 29 years old—REALLY.

She is looking for someone who HAS some Blues a SLANG or CODE word for ROXYCODONE a lab created OPIATE that along with it's siblings Oxycontin, Hydrocodone, Oxycodone, lortabs etc. Is known as "HILLBILLY HEROINE". She is looking for someone who has some blues, read it again, read it again, read it again. What school did you say you were attending?

BTW, You keep referring to yourself as an Escort and yet you have no reviews on any major review board.

You seemed highly offended that I posted about something else on "YOUR" thread, a little Narcissistic perhaps, you have sounded like a "DISTURBED" individual for some time now. There are therapy's for you honey, especially for the "Delusional Escort Fantasy"—SP or VS take your pick since you think we are the same. OMG