Massage Parlor Reports

**Loren Daiz** · 11-12-25 00:58

Shouldn't really need to say any of this, but apparently it needs to be said. When you ring the bell at a parlor and no one answers, you leave. What you don't do is check to see if door is unlocked, and proceed to walk down all the halls and start opening doors to rooms and see who's in there.

I was at Royal tonight, with my face deep in my dinner with her in the middle of a big O and the room door opens and quickly shut. I saw a tall (white?) male. Dude, if your reading this you got a serious issue. Get a grip. Luckily for you, you were gone by the time I finished and was leaving because it wouldn't have been comfortable for you.

**Gibs789** · 11-11-25 17:46

Ok, I'm back in action after a several week enforced med / surg absence (no worries, nothing catching.) and when I called to make an appointment I was told by the scheduler to see Luna, who was moving over to Best today from Shanghai. Well, I'm happy to say that I found her services to be totally freaking awesome. Luna is, in fact, the full luminous harvest moon of Lunas, which is great, since the last Luna I saw at Best wasn't even a crescent and was sent packing that same day. But I digress. So, what's so great about Luna? She is, quite simply, the queen of kisser / cuddlers, and the odds-on favorite to win next year's Golden Comforter Award from the International Society of Snugglers. For the human jackhammers out there who do their business with a speed metal soundtrack playing in their brains I'm afraid I'm not going to be very enlightening (though a previous reviewer at Shanghai seemed to get pretty good results with a more athletic routine), but if you really enjoy lying wrapped together on the table doing the honeymoon thing Luna is without any exaggeration the best light kisser-snuggler-cuddlebunny I've ever encountered at a shop. She also really, really, really liked receiving gentle oral nipple stim and kept returning for more, as it was clearly producing results at remote locations. She was also very tight and had good kegel skills when we did standing mish and cg, and her oral skills stood out for her excellent use of suction, though she's not a dt provider for those who require that. In short just an incrediblly wonderful intimate time. The current rotation at Best is stacked with outstanding GFE talent, as both Suofei and Emma are excellent as well, but if you want to take a walk on the mild side and let your inner snuggler off its leash, Luna is hard to beat. I'd call her face cute rather than model / gorgeous, and she's probably 5'1" or so with wonderful natural B+s and just a beautifully curvy proportional body. Great personality, super fun. Super strong recommendation. Great job from the management who keep bringing in winners!

**Nwscout** · 11-11-25 11:50

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

The reports on suofei at best msg are right on, had a great time with her the usual the Shanghai experience, but compare to tiger, likes tiger slight more bcuz of her ass. Looking tiger one more time to get the itch off, love to pound her fat ass hard and her dirty girl vibe.

Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

Whoa, thought for a minute there I was reading a guest post from Hunter S. Thompson--like, "Fear and Loathing in Everett" doing what to a tiger? Then I spotted your post about Tiger at QM on the Seattle board and all became clear! Lots of great options this month. Happy hunting indeed!

**IstlFun** · 11-11-25 02:13

The reports on suofei at best msg are right on, had a great time with her the usual the Shanghai experience, but compare to tiger, likes tiger slight more bcuz of her ass. Looking tiger one more time to get the itch off, love to pound her fat ass hard and her dirty girl vibe.

Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

**Nwscout** · 11-10-25 18:48

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

Pretty similar conclusions to a glowing review of Suofei I saw today over on RM--ie, top notch GFE, unrushed, fully engaged. I've been out of the game for the last few weeks due to some adventures in surgery, but she looks like a great provider to resume with once I'm all healed up!

Enjoy! I've just returned to the Seattle area full-time after about 5 years away with occasional visits, and I'm really stoked at the upgrade in talent over the last few years. This area used to be like the last stop for providers before retirement, but no more.

**Ampking69** · 11-10-25 17:54

Originally Posted by Captainpussymo [View Original Post]

The bubbly outgoing ones usually will for an extra $ or just for kicks if you catch them in the right mood.

Which Angela does greek?

**Captainpussymo** · 11-10-25 16:54

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, CFS, CIM.
Very bubbly and outgoing girl

The bubbly outgoing ones usually will for an extra $ or just for kicks if you catch them in the right mood.

**Gibs789** · 11-10-25 13:24

Originally Posted by Nwscout [View Original Post]

Called ahead to Best Massage on Saturday afternoon and told they had a new girl Suofei (pronounced "So-Fay"not "So-Fee" or "So-Fee-Ah") so I thought I'd give her a try. Great choice. Face more cute than gorgeous but with beautiful large eyes and an awesome smile. She took me to the room and quickly dropped her dress to reveal a wonderfully curved body, which is slightly fuller figured than most Asian girls but also fit and toned, with excellent mm Ds that were nevertheless also wonderfully soft. She came right in for some excellent DFK and her lips are very full and soft and her tongue movements were gentle even though deep. She snuggled close in with her body down below and the girlfriend vibe was established right away. She helped me disrobe during kissing then had me lie down and started right in on the BBBJ which was excellent. Definitely not a DT or sloppy approach, but really great slow sensual tongue work so that I had to have her slow down several times to keep from ending the session right there. Moved eventually into 69, then I offered to do DATY and she seemed to enjoy both very much. We then put on the cover and she had me lie down again and did some of. The best CG I've ever had. She knew just the right angles to apply squeeze to the right places, and at the same time did more of her excellent DFK, and the combination was really incredible. Again had to stop before blastoff so we switched to standing mish and did a long session alternating slow and fast, and both felt great. After again coming close several times finally decided as the end of hour neared to lie down and she insisted on finishing me up with BBBJCIM. She then cleaned me up, which took a bit longer than strictly necessary because she kept stopping the cleaning to do a little more sucking and licking. Had a nice little chat afterwards, and though she's only been here a year and is still working on the grammar she knows a pretty fair number of English words due to studying English as a child in school in China. All in all like a great date with sweet, passionate, attentive girlfriend, and nothing is better than that.

Pretty similar conclusions to a glowing review of Suofei I saw today over on RM--ie, top notch GFE, unrushed, fully engaged. I've been out of the game for the last few weeks due to some adventures in surgery, but she looks like a great provider to resume with once I'm all healed up!

**Nwscout** · 11-10-25 11:06

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

She's been asking me to come see her since the first day she arrived.

Details (0-5) - Face: 4, Body: 4. , Personality: 5, Service: 5.

DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, CFS, CIM.

Early 20's? 5'2, long brown hair, natural B's, curvy hourglass hip to waist ratio, little booty, very little fat on her, shaved kitty, tattoos on her shoulder, V, and rear.

Very bubbly and outgoing girl.

Entry & Seating:

Upon entering, she knew I was coming, so she quickly ushered me into a room / She was slightly shy trying to gauge my interest, but looking into my eyes and giving me little pecks of kisses. She told me she'll be right back, she wanted to get something. Left the room and came back with a little blue device, I thought it was a vape at first but then she showed it to me and said it was one of her favorite tools, and also sprayed me with it for me to try it. That's when I realized it was a Listerine spray.

Appetizer:

She quickly was trying to undress me, so I got undressed while she was admiring. She leaned in for some DFK and could tell she wanted to make out. Helped her pull her dress down, tight tummy, natty B's and clean kitty. Turned me to sit at the edge of the table while still kissing and teasing Jr. She was commenting on the size and debated with me back and forth about it until she gobbled it. Slopped, attempted DT but didn't make it all the way. After a little bit, she came up again, pressing her forehead against mine saying she wants it now. I checked her kitty and she was noticeably wet.

Great review! Thanks for the information.

**MaybeThisTime** · 11-10-25 00:18

She's been asking me to come see her since the first day she arrived.

Details (0-5) - Face: 4, Body: 4. , Personality: 5, Service: 5.

DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, CFS, CIM.

Early 20's? 5'2, long brown hair, natural B's, curvy hourglass hip to waist ratio, little booty, very little fat on her, shaved kitty, tattoos on her shoulder, V, and rear.

Very bubbly and outgoing girl.

Entry & Seating:

Upon entering, she knew I was coming, so she quickly ushered me into a room / She was slightly shy trying to gauge my interest, but looking into my eyes and giving me little pecks of kisses. She told me she'll be right back, she wanted to get something. Left the room and came back with a little blue device, I thought it was a vape at first but then she showed it to me and said it was one of her favorite tools, and also sprayed me with it for me to try it. That's when I realized it was a Listerine spray.

Appetizer:

She quickly was trying to undress me, so I got undressed while she was admiring. She leaned in for some DFK and could tell she wanted to make out. Helped her pull her dress down, tight tummy, natty B's and clean kitty. Turned me to sit at the edge of the table while still kissing and teasing Jr. She was commenting on the size and debated with me back and forth about it until she gobbled it. Slopped, attempted DT but didn't make it all the way. After a little bit, she came up again, pressing her forehead against mine saying she wants it now. I checked her kitty and she was noticeably wet.

Main Course:

She grabbed the cover, threw it on, pillow under her neck, and was asking me to quickly put it in. Teased it around the outside for a bit until she slapped my arm and said she wanted it now. Slipped in, she let out a gasp. Started with slow gentle shallow strokes, then trying to figure out how she liked it. Didn't take long to find it, and she was squirming and loving it. Felt her get wetter as I was going deeper, pounding her balls deep with her kitty squeezing was amazing. She didn't want me to stop taking her to pound town, after getting a few out of her, she wanted to get back at me. Had me lay down, got on top for RCG, and she was going at it. Had me on edge, slipped out once which she quickly apologized and asked if I was okay, then immediately slipped me back in. Turned around for CG where I was hitting her from the bottom, her arms collapsed and she fell into me. Held her tight and kept going until she tapped out and was in a daze. She needed a minute to recollect herself, then proceeded to pull off the cover and milk me. Good attention to the tip, she alternated between two hands then 1 hand until she got me to blast in her mouth. But she kept going, making sure to clean me of every drop, could tell she swallowed a bit of it considering how little she spat out. Sprayed her mouth again with the Listerine, then started blowing me again, the mentholly hot / cold was interesting, but she had completely sucked everything out the first time. Offered to shower, but I opt'd for a hot towel as I planned to shower at home afterwards.

Dessert:

Chatted for awhile, showing me her adventures, asking about my relationship status and etc. Eventually exited the room, I went to use the restroom, it wasn't busy so I sat in the kitchen chatting further. Eventually MMS appeared, so chatted for awhile then left.

Highly recommend Luna. Fun and happy girl, definitely recommend.

From my experiences between the 2 shops this month;.

1.Dora 2.Luna 3.Ivy for my tastes, though they all offered completely different experiences and depending what I'm looking for could change the tiering between Luna and Ivy.

Dora is gone though.

Luna should be here entire month.

Ivy should also be here for the remainder of the month.

See my previous reviews of them for more details.

Stay safe and enjoy!

**Shogun Hua** · 11-09-25 18:34

I had a great session with Sia, pronounced like "See Ya. " Just past the shoulder blades straight black hair, cute face 8. MM Cs. Small butt. Thin body, not as tight as Maggie, Maggie has almost no body fat. I don't remember any tattoos. Maybe 25-27 yo.

**Nwscout** · 11-09-25 15:08

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

This is pretty accurate review for Ivy, Dora and Emma but, come on, Ivy's tits are 100% fake. The difference between fake and real tits is night and day. Visually if they defy gravity while she is lying on her back, they are fake. If the top portion of the boob is "full" while she is standing, they are fake. Real big tits are very soft. Vivi (big and real) and lulu (medium and real) have real tits, just a few examples.

That being said, Ivy and Dora are definitely young and can take a pounding. Ivy arrived in the US this year.

I asked Ivy about this yesterday when I was at Best, and she was quite open. Manager is right: MM. Scars are in armpits. But I think her result demonstrates how much better implants have become in recent years. Different response to gravity and position than naturals, but much harder to tell apart by touch. No more rock hard water balloons.

**Nwscout** · 11-09-25 12:37

Called ahead to Best Massage on Saturday afternoon and told they had a new girl Suofei (pronounced "So-Fay"not "So-Fee" or "So-Fee-Ah") so I thought I'd give her a try. Great choice. Face more cute than gorgeous but with beautiful large eyes and an awesome smile. She took me to the room and quickly dropped her dress to reveal a wonderfully curved body, which is slightly fuller figured than most Asian girls but also fit and toned, with excellent mm Ds that were nevertheless also wonderfully soft. She came right in for some excellent DFK and her lips are very full and soft and her tongue movements were gentle even though deep. She snuggled close in with her body down below and the girlfriend vibe was established right away. She helped me disrobe during kissing then had me lie down and started right in on the BBBJ which was excellent. Definitely not a DT or sloppy approach, but really great slow sensual tongue work so that I had to have her slow down several times to keep from ending the session right there. Moved eventually into 69, then I offered to do DATY and she seemed to enjoy both very much. We then put on the cover and she had me lie down again and did some of. The best CG I've ever had. She knew just the right angles to apply squeeze to the right places, and at the same time did more of her excellent DFK, and the combination was really incredible. Again had to stop before blastoff so we switched to standing mish and did a long session alternating slow and fast, and both felt great. After again coming close several times finally decided as the end of hour neared to lie down and she insisted on finishing me up with BBBJCIM. She then cleaned me up, which took a bit longer than strictly necessary because she kept stopping the cleaning to do a little more sucking and licking. Had a nice little chat afterwards, and though she's only been here a year and is still working on the grammar she knows a pretty fair number of English words due to studying English as a child in school in China. All in all like a great date with sweet, passionate, attentive girlfriend, and nothing is better than that.

**Nwscout** · 11-09-25 01:03

Arrived at Best Massage late afternoon and was told they had a new girl named Suofei (pronounced So-Fay) starting today so I thought I'd give her a try. Cute rather than gorgeous face but with big brown eyes and an even bigger smile. Started right off by dropping her outfit and coming close with some really excellent DFK. Perfect soft lips and very gentle with the tongue, and the girlfriend vibe was immediately established. Super soft smooth skin, and a full figure for an Asian girl though very fit and well toned. Really nice ds which I think are mm, though that didn't matter much. Her BJ technique was fantastic. Also ran toward the slow and gentle rather than the sloppy dt kind, but she was incredibly skilled and brought me right up to the edge several times. Really seemed to like DATY and 69, and we spent quite a while at both. Put on the cover and she demonstrated some absolutely incredible cg skills. She knew how to angle things just right to get excellent pressure all around, and coupled the riding with more DFK. It was absolutely one of my best cg "rides" ever, and she showed amazing stamina. Again, had to slow her down several times to avoid a premature pop. Finished with some excellent standing mish with almost the whole hour spent in action. Had a nice chat with her afterwards. Only been here a year but knows lots of English words so it was possible to have a good conversation. Bottom line, really felt like a wonderful hour with a really gentle, passionate, affectionate girlfriend, and to borrow from the Talking Heads, "Nothing is better than that--is it?

**JavaPython** · 11-08-25 20:11

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

Not sure about who that Dora is, but I don't think so. She told me it was her first time in Seattle and also from seeing previous descriptions, didn't match.

Also unfortunately yesterday (11/6) was her last day. She was only on a short visit here.

Saw her again for a 2nd visit before she departed yesterday after being told it was her last day. Very affectionate and gentle fun girl. Wish she had stayed longer, but she did say she would like to return in the future.

Now that she is gone, think Luna is next on my list. Will provide deets afterwards about how she is for those interested.

Spent a great hour with Luna Saturday afternoon, she's great. Natural tits, I have a thing for naturals. GFE, very sweet, great kisser. Her kitty tastes good and she actually enjoys it. Then She drained me good, definitely worth visit. Recommend 100%.

Due to the good appointment system I guess, next mongers arrive right around my hours finished. The Shanghai chain store exp always good time never rushed.