Massage Parlor Reports

[Willie23]

Does anyone know a place in the SGV area that offers Table Shower with rimming?

Ruby in Whittier.

[Krazy888]

Called ahead and made an appointment with Mia on Saturday night. She met me at the door. Looking beautiful and petite. Tank top, denim shorts skirt, long black hair. Straight to the room. Paid HF pluse 1. 60 FS.

Undressed and she cleaned me off. Then straight to BBJ. Always good, good rhythm, great eye contact. She got really into it and then went double handed stroke along the BBJ and I got so turned on. Had to pull out before I blew right there. Went mish and pounded her into submission.

Manhandled her and put her where I wanted. She's maybe 95 lbs. I'm a good 215. But she has that grip. Turned her over doggy and pounded her. Again, very easy to manipulate her. Reminds me of a sex doll. She came twice then finished me off with her mouth. I pulled back and spilled on her tits. She didn't seemed too pleased but whatever.

I've had her a handful of times. Maybe one more round but I think its time to move on. She's hot and a great little fuck. But I guess I tend to lose interest.

Any recommendations?

[BenCooks]

So I decided to visit her for an hour after seeing such great reviews and her looks matched my taste. Was expecting to have a wonderful time. Turns out to be one of the top worst experience ever.

She was smoking hot when I met her at the door. Paid the house fee and undress, already hard from just looking at her. Massage was mediocre with zero tease, almost like she just trying to waste time. I tried fondling her legs and butts but she quickly pushed my hands aside. After about 30 minute of crappy rubbing, I flipped over and she asked what I wanted. Told her everything and offered 1. 4 which was all I had left after the house fee. She wanted 1. 6 and I said maybe next time, can only do 1. 4 today. Everything pretty much spiral downhill after payment, if it hasn't already.

She accepted, came back with the supplies and gave me a really quick BBBJ like 20 secs before putting on the cover for CG. No foreplay or tease at all. Told her I wasn't ready but she insisted on riding me anyways. I grabbed the side of her chest near the boobs to pound her easier but she complained I was grabbing her too hard when I was barely even holding on to her. She switched to mish because she was already tire of 1 minute CG and asked me to fuck her instead. I pounded away, trying to kiss her boobs, neck or face, all of which she pushed me away and said no. The condom slipped out at one point and she told me to stop and finish in HJ. I said no, I still wanted to continue fucking. She said no more condom which was a complete lie. After I insisted hard, she finally ask her friend to bring another condom in, I can tell her friend was disgusted with me as well from her face.


Entire session she constantly made disgusted / irritated noise like she didn't even want to be there. Called her a ***** several times, not sure if she understood me or not, but I hardly ever call a girl that unless it was really bad. 1. 4 for 30 minute of sex is not a low offer at all so I'm not sure what her problem with me is. I wasn't rude or smelly at all either, even showered and cleaned myself thoroughly before coming. I'm guessing she's developed GPS after all the previous mongers had offer so high. I ranked this one a total ***** on my top tier list.

Wow that sucks. I saw couple good reviews about her. She's probably had a bad day or something. I was planning to visit her too.

[TomTomS]

I had an itch for a table shower and tried my luck again at Ruby. My first look at Momo as she whizzed by was her purple hair. She came back and as an Anime fan, her hair was sexy as heck. Not as long as KPDH Rumi's but middle of back long. Also, thin body and nice boobs (didn't really check if MM, so pretty good feel).

I was doubting a little bit because she liked the smaller room (instead of the big one I was put in) and might not do table shower. Got that cleared up and went to TS but she was washing my back with her clothes on. But asked her it's okay to take off her white dress and she did. And boy, she is definitely trained in table showers. From body slides to cupping to water BBBJ to P2 P slide, she did it all. Also, really nice rimming (slurp from ass to taint to balls to dick) and then stuck a finger in which felt great. Oh, and DFK came out and was really nice.

Back in room, more DFK and I laid down while she gave more BBBJ before we switched to 69. She allowed rubbing of her ass as I ate her and she rubbed and poked my ass during her BBBJ. Went for standing mish but first ate her some more before cover expertly slipped on. Went slow and fast and she seemed to like the variety. She was begging for CIM and pulled out, got on table and she sucked me dry. Got her to kiss but then got embarrassed and went to spit and told me she needed to brush her teeth 😁.

The purple hair and service was a perfect visual combo. She might be here until next week so I definitely want a repeat with her.

[Asian_Pimp]

Does anyone know a place in the SGV area that offers Table Shower with rimming?

[Fruit Cake]

So I decided to visit her for an hour after seeing such great reviews and her looks matched my taste. Was expecting to have a wonderful time. Turns out to be one of the top worst experience ever.

She was smoking hot when I met her at the door. Paid the house fee and undress, already hard from just looking at her. Massage was mediocre with zero tease, almost like she just trying to waste time. I tried fondling her legs and butts but she quickly pushed my hands aside. After about 30 minute of crappy rubbing, I flipped over and she asked what I wanted. Told her everything and offered 1. 4 which was all I had left after the house fee. She wanted 1. 6 and I said maybe next time, can only do 1. 4 today. Everything pretty much spiral downhill after payment, if it hasn't already.

She accepted, came back with the supplies and gave me a really quick BBBJ like 20 secs before putting on the cover for CG. No foreplay or tease at all. Told her I wasn't ready but she insisted on riding me anyways. I grabbed the side of her chest near the boobs to pound her easier but she complained I was grabbing her too hard when I was barely even holding on to her. She switched to mish because she was already tire of 1 minute CG and asked me to fuck her instead. I pounded away, trying to kiss her boobs, neck or face, all of which she pushed me away and said no. The condom slipped out at one point and she told me to stop and finish in HJ. I said no, I still wanted to continue fucking. She said no more condom which was a complete lie. After I insisted hard, she finally ask her friend to bring another condom in, I can tell her friend was disgusted with me as well from her face.

Entire session she constantly made disgusted / irritated noise like she didn't even want to be there. Called her a ***** several times, not sure if she understood me or not, but I hardly ever call a girl that unless it was really bad. 1. 4 for 30 minute of sex is not a low offer at all so I'm not sure what her problem with me is. I wasn't rude or smelly at all either, even showered and cleaned myself thoroughly before coming. I'm guessing she's developed GPS after all the previous mongers had offer so high. I ranked this one a total ***** on my top tier list.

My Co Worker went to See Mia, his experience was good and Chill, definitely said she was really sexy, but I would not know, i m not really into Asians, sometimes it's cool, Asian woman do offer better service and once in a while you can get a legit petite one that has a nice Tone body.

[LostLimit]

So I decided to visit her for an hour after seeing such great reviews and her looks matched my taste. Was expecting to have a wonderful time. Turns out to be one of the top worst experience ever.

She was smoking hot when I met her at the door. Paid the house fee and undress, already hard from just looking at her. Massage was mediocre with zero tease, almost like she just trying to waste time. I tried fondling her legs and butts but she quickly pushed my hands aside. After about 30 minute of crappy rubbing, I flipped over and she asked what I wanted. Told her everything and offered 1. 4 which was all I had left after the house fee. She wanted 1. 6 and I said maybe next time, can only do 1. 4 today. Everything pretty much spiral downhill after payment, if it hasn't already.

She accepted, came back with the supplies and gave me a really quick BBBJ like 20 secs before putting on the cover for CG. No foreplay or tease at all. Told her I wasn't ready but she insisted on riding me anyways. I grabbed the side of her chest near the boobs to pound her easier but she complained I was grabbing her too hard when I was barely even holding on to her. She switched to mish because she was already tire of 1 minute CG and asked me to fuck her instead. I pounded away, trying to kiss her boobs, neck or face, all of which she pushed me away and said no. The condom slipped out at one point and she told me to stop and finish in HJ. I said no, I still wanted to continue fucking. She said no more condom which was a complete lie. After I insisted hard, she finally ask her friend to bring another condom in, I can tell her friend was disgusted with me as well from her face.

Entire session she constantly made disgusted / irritated noise like she didn't even want to be there. Called her a ***** several times, not sure if she understood me or not, but I hardly ever call a girl that unless it was really bad. 1. 4 for 30 minute of sex is not a low offer at all so I'm not sure what her problem with me is. I wasn't rude or smelly at all either, even showered and cleaned myself thoroughly before coming. I'm guessing she's developed GPS after all the previous mongers had offer so high. I ranked this one a total ***** on my top tier list.

[HornDog626]

Tbh, I don't know. I really didn't try. Not my thing.

No dfk. I tried today. Damage was 1. 5 plus 40 house.

[Krazy888]

Does Mia offer dfk?

Tbh, I don't know. I really didn't try. Not my thing.

[Fungi757]

I wouldn't have high hopes for a Happy replacement. Both happy and lavender were 5+ girl lineups. Hell, happy sometines had up to like 7 girls.

Those attract way too much LE attention in Rosemead / el monte area.

Yeah I'm going to miss Yuki's greetings at Happy for sure. I always had a craving for churchs after I went to Lavender though. Those honey biscuits are something else.

[DiceTomato1]

Does Mia offer dfk?

Called ahead and got an appointment with Mia. Some cars in the lot but not too many. Some martial arts class was going on but relatively empty. Went right in and Mia answered looking petite and sexy in her short denim skirt and crop top. We go to the room. 40 house fee and I pull her over and reach up her skirt to feel her perky little butt. I let her massage me for a bit. She's crawling all over me and I can feel the warmth of her pussy all over my back.

I flip over and she's playing with my junk. We settle on 1. 60. She leaves and comes back quickly. Undresses and her body is perfectly petite with soft MM tits. Hair up in a ponytail. She tells me to lay down and I throw a pillow on the floor and tell her to get on her knees. She obliges, cleans me off first then dives right in. BBJ.

Lots of ball licking and deep throating. Held her still and face fucked her throat. Better than the last time. Great eye contact. I think I prefer one on one with her. She was way more into it. Put her doggy and pounded it until she came. Switch to mish and held her in place. So petite and easy to manhandle. Was about to nut since she is so amazingly tight. Switched to CG, she squatting on it and rode me hard. Back to doggy where she stared at me through the mirror. She pointed at her mouth for some CIM.

Pulled off bag and she stroked and sucked it while I stood over her. Blew my load. Held her head down on my cock until I was ready to pull out. She went along with the program.

She's become my favorite AMP girl. I'll definitely go back as long as she's there. I asked her on her phone translator app how much longer she would be working there. She said she'll. Always be available there. Idk if that's a direct translation or she meant this is her main place to work.

Either way, she's more than worth it. I'll keep going back as long as her pussy is tight. She's so cute though. I can see her getting worn out and run through eventually. I have a feeling she's going to blow up.

[Krazy888]

Called ahead and got an appointment with Mia. Some cars in the lot but not too many. Some martial arts class was going on but relatively empty. Went right in and Mia answered looking petite and sexy in her short denim skirt and crop top. We go to the room. 40 house fee and I pull her over and reach up her skirt to feel her perky little butt. I let her massage me for a bit. She's crawling all over me and I can feel the warmth of her pussy all over my back.

I flip over and she's playing with my junk. We settle on 1. 60. She leaves and comes back quickly. Undresses and her body is perfectly petite with soft MM tits. Hair up in a ponytail. She tells me to lay down and I throw a pillow on the floor and tell her to get on her knees. She obliges, cleans me off first then dives right in. BBJ.

Lots of ball licking and deep throating. Held her still and face fucked her throat. Better than the last time. Great eye contact. I think I prefer one on one with her. She was way more into it. Put her doggy and pounded it until she came. Switch to mish and held her in place. So petite and easy to manhandle. Was about to nut since she is so amazingly tight. Switched to CG, she squatting on it and rode me hard. Back to doggy where she stared at me through the mirror. She pointed at her mouth for some CIM.

Pulled off bag and she stroked and sucked it while I stood over her. Blew my load. Held her head down on my cock until I was ready to pull out. She went along with the program.

She's become my favorite AMP girl. I'll definitely go back as long as she's there. I asked her on her phone translator app how much longer she would be working there. She said she'll. Always be available there. Idk if that's a direct translation or she meant this is her main place to work.

Either way, she's more than worth it. I'll keep going back as long as her pussy is tight. She's so cute though. I can see her getting worn out and run through eventually. I have a feeling she's going to blow up.

[Jrp21]

Oh no that kills it for me. I got to have separate rooms with walls and doors that lock. My search continues.

I wouldn't have high hopes for a Happy replacement. Both happy and lavender were 5+ girl lineups. Hell, happy sometines had up to like 7 girls.

Those attract way too much LE attention in Rosemead / el monte area.

[Fungi757]

It's still a place worthy of visiting and seeing for yourself, just can't expect anything based on the fake reviews.

And like jrp21 mentioned, the walls don't go up all the way to the ceiling, and you will often hear other sessions.

Oh no that kills it for me. I got to have separate rooms with walls and doors that lock. My search continues.

[Usaram168]

What a shame. I've always been curious about Cozy since I drive by it often but I guess my replacement search for happy will continue.

It's still a place worthy of visiting and seeing for yourself, just can't expect anything based on the fake reviews.

And like jrp21 mentioned, the walls don't go up all the way to the ceiling, and you will often hear other sessions.