Massage Parlor Reports

[FanBang]

Wow, can you share your secret? I don't think I ever got a BJ and 69 right out of the gate, first visit. What was the damage? Any haggling?

I am a shy guy. Kylie offered the 69 herself. I didn't do haggling. Gave them 60 hf and left 160 on table for when she returned. Very little convo needed. She was ready for the fun before I could even ask.

[JimRockford83]

In search of a rimming experience I saw a report that there was a Ruby at Moon Beauty Spa that provided an enthusiastic experience. The poster stated they weren't sure if Ruby was still there or not. I texted and asked if Ruby still worked there. They responded that she currently works in Santa Barbara. I inquired if they had anyone there that provided the same services as Ruby did. They texted back and gave me the a couple of names. I also ran across their ad on Bedpage. The ad listed rimming, BBBJ, CIM and a host of other enticing services. I texted them again and set up an appointment with the girl the MMS said would be the best. I showed up and asked for Layla. She was good looking and in her late 30's or early 40's, just what I like. She led me to the room. When in the room with the assistance of the translator I asked about the menu. After much back and forth she insisted that it was massage and HJ only. Since I hadn't paid the HF I politely informed her that I wouldn't be staying. I left and headed to another spa and experienced service that was one of the worst I've ever had. I will leave that for another report. I would have been better off with a massage and HJ from the good looking Layla.

[JerrySmi123]

Wow, can you share your secret? I don't think I ever got a BJ and 69 right out of the gate, first visit. What was the damage? Any haggling?

Just went to check this place out, it is in orange on chapman, next to a dental place. Their site is the same site as LK moon spa in orange, so fans of that place should expecting the exact same service and price there, pretty sure they rotate the girls like garden and du calme does as well between the 2. Saw their site, it is the same girls that they advertised that were in LK moon spa as well, didn't see the one that were mentioned in the reviews, pix are heavily filtered, but IRL the girls looks ok by first glance.

[Yemaek]

Stopped into 99 today after being blue balled twice on Sunday (once at 99 since they were full up and wanted me to wait 30 minutes, and once at 88 skin spa because another monger walking in at the same time put me off), so the vibe was already iffy.

Stuck in a room to hurry up and wait, fine, that's common enough. Lady comes in with a 6 face, looking like she's got man mades. Strike one. I ask for a table shower first as usual, she wants the tip up front. Strike two. But already being worked up, little head wins out temporarily. Give her the same tip I've given everyone there without any complaints so far, get asked for more. Strike three. I'm done and ask for the house fee back so I can leave. She goes full court press trying to get me to stay, trying to take my socks, the whole deal. I'm pissed, but doing my best not to raise my voice, just calmly ask for her to let go of the damn socks.

Once she finally lets go, I ask for the house fee back again. Boy, you'd have thought I asked for raw Greek. She storms out of the room and starts cussing up a storm in Chinese (which I speak well enough to take offense to, but saying anything at this point isn't going to help). Now mind you, at this point everyone's still dressed and no action has been had. I'm not a looker and I can't remember the last time I was in good enough shape to be appealing even to working women. I'm getting out of her hair and she didn't have to touch me. And while the boss MIGHT have a few cross words for her over this (though I doubt it), that's not my problem.

Got home with bluer balls than before, but at least it's with the cash (which I guess now I have to use somewhere else for a few months until whoever that was rotates out).

[Faceless1]

You just miss the goods, Jojo at 99 health is totally a service queen.

Maybe. But I am spoiled with their best day were blue and Mandy, best combo this place ever had. Still waiting for one that can hold their candle. I am picky AF on my women, which is whyi think I offer my fellow picky mongers my picks and it usually goes well because I calls it like it is. I will continue to give 99 health their chance, hope they step up their game though.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Anyone who's seen my posts recently knows I am completely new to this world. Only have visited Du Calme so far. And I will always go back there (And often) because the place is great and the girls have been amazing to me. (You never forget your FIRST!

But decided to try the new place I saw some reviews on. G&G. It was tough deciding between Kylie and Angela after reading the posts, but went with Kylie. First of all, it's a very calm, clean environment, as has already described. Kylie is beautiful and also very friendly and funny. She's pure joy. And she took me in right as I walked in. Gave hf for 45 minutes. And I was there every minute. Started off with the light massage (I do miss actual massages a bit! But her touch felt good. She started some teasing. Then flipped around. Her BJ skills were probably the biggest highlight. You'll know why if you give her a try. We did 69, Couple positions and finished back with oral because I loved it so much. She was enthusiastic the whole time.

But what I loved is after clean up she made sure I kept relaxing with a nice post-romp massage. Great shoulder and neck massage. Pretty good english and chatting too. Her personality shines if you let her!

On the way out I got to meet Angela. Also stunning. Stopped me right in my tracks. You can't go wrong with either lady here and they genuinely seem like good people.

Wow, can you share your secret? I don't think I ever got a BJ and 69 right out of the gate, first visit. What was the damage? Any haggling?

[FanBang]

Anyone who's seen my posts recently knows I am completely new to this world. Only have visited Du Calme so far. And I will always go back there (And often) because the place is great and the girls have been amazing to me. (You never forget your FIRST!

But decided to try the new place I saw some reviews on. G&G. It was tough deciding between Kylie and Angela after reading the posts, but went with Kylie. First of all, it's a very calm, clean environment, as has already described. Kylie is beautiful and also very friendly and funny. She's pure joy. And she took me in right as I walked in. Gave hf for 45 minutes. And I was there every minute. Started off with the light massage (I do miss actual massages a bit! But her touch felt good. She started some teasing. Then flipped around. Her BJ skills were probably the biggest highlight. You'll know why if you give her a try. We did 69, Couple positions and finished back with oral because I loved it so much. She was enthusiastic the whole time.

But what I loved is after clean up she made sure I kept relaxing with a nice post-romp massage. Great shoulder and neck massage. Pretty good english and chatting too. Her personality shines if you let her!

On the way out I got to meet Angela. Also stunning. Stopped me right in my tracks. You can't go wrong with either lady here and they genuinely seem like good people.

Two completely different experiences between the two Spas. So it depends on your mood. But I will definitely be going back to G&G to meet Angela and see Kylie again! It's going to be a tug of war in my mind!

[DSeanC]

Oh man, she must have been the other girl I didn't see. Yes, as you have described, it seemed to be all brand new inside and super clean. The paper sheets they put on the table got very sticky with Angela's love juice and my sweat during the session but it was a heck of a time for me as well.

I saw this place pop up on the feed with their site, Thanks DSean. https://www.lkmoonspa.com . Text the number on the site and get the location. Looked super intriguing so I had to dip in and check it out. New spa and very very nice inside. It wasn't busy and I*was greeted by Kylie right away and was down to*give her a try for*sure. Sexy straight, black hair, cute face, voluptuous body and a super welcoming personality. She gets me settled in a room and I pay the house fee and she's back in a flash. She comes right up to me and we start DFK right away. Wow, what a great start. I take her top down and she's got these nice big super soft, fantastic breasts. All natural and look great. I bury my head between them for a little bit And play around while I'm feeling up her nice round firm ass. I love her Latina like curvaceous frame and killer booty I can't wait to bounce. We get our clothes off fast and the heavy petting continues with it turning more into a GFE / PSE vibe. She goes down on me and her mouth skills are off the charts. Using all these techniques and I could finish right then, but I got to hold so I can fully experience this super sexy Vixen. She gets a cover on me and asked me how do I want to start and I have her get on top and ride me and it feels amazing and so smooth and wet. I'm just feeling her amazing tits and letting her rock and ride my cock like a pro. We flipped to missionary and make out and I'm all the way up in her giving long strokes and just loving the hell out of this. Still holding on for dear life I have her switch to doggy so I could get that booty bouncing and man is that a site to behold. It feels so amazing. I just keep at it and she has a super sexy way of encouraging and dirty talking the whole way adding to the PSE. Switch to standing mish for a little bit and play with those beautiful breasts as they bounce to my stroke and I finally got to let go so I pull the cover and have her finish me with those amazing oral skills and she completely drains me out into her mouth. I came so long and hard and she didn't stop as she slowed down to extend the orgasm as long as possible. One hell of a session and I will definitely be back for round two ASAP.

[Jack58]

Went around town today in search of a new place to visit. Stopped by Peony and 99 health before stopping by 88 skin, quick update for the quincy88: Peony was pretty busy today, only able to see Yuki, she is a mid 30 looking gal, decent size tits, didn't wait to find out though. She try to get me to stay, but notice there was 2 monger waiting behind the door as I came in, didn't want to stay and wait to see the rest. 99 health is pretty busy as well it seems, new mama-san came out to open the door, only Jojo is free when I got there, decent looking gal, in her mid 20's look, I think a C size when she flashes me, spinner type body, but it didn't pass the look test for me so I didn't stay either, but she seem like a real fun one though especially she speaks decent English when she saw me. Anyone visiting Nature these days can give me an update? Parking is still bad over there, so I don't stop by there often.

You just miss the goods, Jojo at 99 health is totally a service queen.

[Fe Maiden]

I suspect, all the reviews are shills. Can't say for sure, but I did go by one day, asked who was working, neither was a day under 50, and it was a hard 50 at that.

If you're looking for ladies like Garden might have, very unlikely do they have 50 why / o and 20's or maybe early early 30's working.

I'll have to go by again, see what is there.

One can also check they previous posts from the two or three people, they do look suspicious.

I don't mind older if they look decent and provide good service. If you go, please report your findings.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Booked an afternoon appointment with Hyuna at Oa this past Friday and I was greeted at the door by Emma-san when I got there and she looked a bit hectic as there was a lot of people demanding her attention. I can definitely verify that there's a surge in foot traffic over at Oa recently as there were quite a few mongers leaving and going in early Friday afternoon so I recommend booking appointments or you'll be blue balling in the parking lot.

Emma-san walked me into a room where I paid the HF before Hyuna walked in. To be honest, I was a bit surprised by Hyuna's looks as she's more GND with a more modest rack than DDs (I'd say they're a full C). She's definitely attractive but I actually wondered for a moment whether I got the bait and switch given my expectations based on the previous posts. That being said, I'm definitely a fan of both Hyuna's looks and her customer service.

We started off with a light massage which went into light teasing along my butt and sack. I lifted up to give her better access and was treated to some TUMA and BLS. Got to say that I'm a big fan of her BLS. She does a nice combo of licking, slurping and sucking. I sat up and on the edge of the table on the flip, toasted some blue and we embraced for some LFK. She does get into it and makes for great GFE. We went from LFK to me feeding on her Cs to her licking my nips before making her way down for some solid BBBJ. She alternated with some licking, slurping, DT and BLS which was phenomenal. Highlight was looking down to see my nuts in her mouth and my shaft resting on her cheek.

I picked her up laid her on the edge of the table and went to town with some DATY. Once my face was glistening, I stood up, turned her body 90 degrees, put on a cover and went to missionary to continue the GFE. After I finished in the bag, we laid there for a bit so that I could catch my breath. I rolled over and she went to get a hot towel for clean up.

Overall, 4/5 stars and would repeat.

HF $70 and $160 donation.

I'm not sure who I got, but she was definitely the C girl.

I saw 2 other hotties but that wasn't the roulette of the day.

Unfortunately I Wil probably go to 88 next.

Seems like usual spots are burning.

[SomeRandomGuy]

Its 2 all in for nude HJ only. I know Nikki there for years now and she is cool and a little crazy but too rich for my blood. Don't love the business model there.

Now that's a place I haven't been to in years. They had a great lineup ages ago, but they all left, and the talent level dropped big time. So I stopped going. What is the place like now as far as the girls go?

[Oc Amper]

Nobody ever mentions what tip they give here. Would like to go and know what to be prepared for.

I suspect, all the reviews are shills. Can't say for sure, but I did go by one day, asked who was working, neither was a day under 50, and it was a hard 50 at that.

If you're looking for ladies like Garden might have, very unlikely do they have 50 why / o and 20's or maybe early early 30's working.

I'll have to go by again, see what is there.

One can also check they previous posts from the two or three people, they do look suspicious.

[BigOleRusty]

Stopped by Du Calme today to see what the new talent looked like. Drew Mango today. Cute girl, probably about 5' 3", 110 pounds, long black hair, and some natural D cups. Total out the door cost me $200. $50 for the house fee and $150 tip. Massage wasn't terrible. Good teasing, hit a few tender spots but honestly we are all there for the same thing and teasing did exactly what I was hoping for. Highlight of the massage was her natural tits working across my entire body front and back. Her BBBJ was pretty solid. Good depth and suction and with a good little moan while sucking and cupping the boys. Good titty fuck too. We worked through a few positions today. Started in missionary threw her legs up on my shoulders and went to town. Her moaning is something else. Not sure if it's the forced fake morning but I'm going to go with she enjoyed it haha. Doggy was second. Good ass for a Chinese chick and took it like a champ. Of course the moaning continued which I was loving. She ended up finishing me off in cowgirl. Didn't take long and felt amazing. Hopeful I'll get to see her again but you never know and I forgot to ask her how long she's around for.

[BChun009]

Thank god, I'm getting sick and tired of reading exaggerated paid reviews and then mongers proclaiming that a business is bad just because they can't extort / benefit from a business / provider anymore.

If possible please leave my name out of the garden / du calme / I health in reviews, The place and just like her used to be good, last few skipped reviews is my silent msg to prove I no longer believe she is as good as advertised any longer. So YMMV and enjoy the good side of her, and trust me the ugly side is way worse.