Massage Parlor Reports

[Midnightpass]

...VIP Sauna which closed thankfully cause she was an upselling b*tch.

It wasn't closed last Wednesday. I didn't have time to stay and just dropped in to check it out. Easy parking, clean, $80.00 for an hour. Mammasan said she had 3 girls working.

[BigFlipST]

That ad link is for an entirely different establishment which I've been to.

Weird I completely messed that one up, how was that establishment?

Also I guess my question still stands has anyone been to Beyond 2005 recently? Curious if Sandy is still there or if she ever retired. She was a big hit on RH for a while.

[SpectrumOfHulk]

I know this place is OLD. I remember Sandy was the talk of the town on RM website. I actually visited the place years ago to see the hype and never went back. She was at retirement age for sure with an extensive career.

I was always curious how some places stay open like Japan Sauna behind the airport etc which was meh and VIP Sauna which closed thankfully cause she was an upselling b*tch.

Curious if anyone has been to Beyond 2005 recently. This is their new ad: https://skipthegames.com/posts/saras...l/741965997316.

That ad link is for an entirely different establishment which I've been to.

[BigFlipST]

I know this place is OLD. I remember Sandy was the talk of the town on RM website. I actually visited the place years ago to see the hype and never went back. She was at retirement age for sure with an extensive career.

I was always curious how some places stay open like Japan Sauna behind the airport etc which was meh and VIP Sauna which closed thankfully cause she was an upselling b*tch.

Curious if anyone has been to Beyond 2005 recently. This is their new ad: https://skipthegames.com/posts/saras...l/741965997316.

[Midnightpass]

Incredible.

Thanks; it was. One cup of Vietnamese half caff and suddenly I can write a creative essay. Who knew?

[RedyFourFun]

"So how many customers did you fuck yesterday?" I asked my Chinese ***** this morning as I'm plundering her pussy.

"Seven," she replied, "but a few of those were hand jobs. ".

My adventure started the day before when I stopped by in the afternoon to schedule today's tryst. "I want you to piss in my mouth in the table shower tomorrow morning. Tell the other girl working that I'll give her $50.00 for her piss too. " Kiki nodded, gave me a little kiss, and out the door I went after sneaking in a little tittie squeeze.

Monica met me at the door this morning, showed me to my room, and told me to disrobe. I handed her the $50.00 and told her I'd see her in the table shower.

For those not familiar with Asian Massage Parlors, there is a tile table covered in soft plastic with a floor drain. Using a handheld sprayer, your provider rinses it off with warm water, you lie down, she soaps you from head to toe, then rinses. After soaping me down and giving my asshole a thorough cleaning, she rubbed her lovely Asian tits on my back, moaned, and stuck her tongue up my ass several times; delightful and a real pro.

Monica entered the shower room, dropped her panties, and played with my cock as she squatted over my face. I shoved my tongue up her pretty little Chinese butthole, then ordered her to pee. Wow. She really had to go. She filled up my mouth so quickly that I couldn't swallow it all. "Ahhh. " She moaned with a sigh of relief; so fucking hot. Just as I thought she was done, she gave me another big blast. Again, I couldn't hold it all. I sure got my fifty dollars' worth.

Monica dismounted, and Kiki kneeled next to my face facing me. I massaged her natural C-cup tits as she relieved herself in my mouth. More relief moaning. I'm glad I put my order in the day before because these girls were full up with delicious Asian nectar. I'm their humiliated human toilet and I love it. Imagine the joy in being able to literally piss on your customers to compensate for the one's that didn't tip well enough. Had Monica popped out a nugget or two, I would have tipped her more. Maybe next time.

After rinsing my face and hands, Kiki handed me a small cup of mouthwash. "Half for you, half for me" she said. I rinsed and spat it on the floor. We dried each other off and headed back to the room.

Kiki remembered last week's session and insisted on more of my oral action to get things going. She enjoyed my teasing tongue but shoved a pillow under her ass so I can more easily get my tongue in her tight little butthole. Ass, kitty and clit, I ate them all until she squealed "I come!" which I enjoyed as much as she did. I know they're paid to stroke our egos, but if you're the first one at it in the morning, it's much less likely she's faking.

I pulled her to the end of the massage table so her head could hang down enough for me to fuck her throat while standing. She gagged a little but took it like a trooper. I had to stop or I would have blown.

I opened the larger female condom package, she'd never seen one, and told her how to insert it. I pumped some lube out of the bottle and onto my cock, then plunged right in. Breaking my own rule, last week I paid an extra hundred bucks for the privilege of fucking Kiki bareback. It was unbelievable and this was almost as good, but much safer. We French kissed, she talked dirty (her English is excellent), I sucked her tits and she eventually came from fucking. Monica must have heard us and let herself in to watch the show. That was all I could take, and I filled the condom with goo. It's rare for me to cum in a regular bag, that takes exceptional pussy, but no problem with female condoms. Keep it in your pocket as long as possible and get it into her as soon as possible to warm it up for the best experience. I left one for Kiki to try on a customer; that's equivalent to a $15.00 tip. They're kind of expensive as condoms go.

Kiki spent the last 10 minutes of the 45 I'd paid for by massaging my back, neck, and head. Very nice. She wrapped the used condom and package in a paper towel and sent it out with me. She'll be there another week, but I may have to plow Monica next time, just for variety. Sex doesn't get any better than this; these girls are very attractive and give the girlfriend experience. $80.00 to the house, $180.00 to Kiki, $50.00 to Monica, $310.00 total. Great value.

Incredible.

[Midnightpass]

"So how many customers did you fuck yesterday?" I asked my Chinese ***** this morning as I'm plundering her pussy.

"Seven," she replied, "but a few of those were hand jobs. ".

My adventure started the day before when I stopped by in the afternoon to schedule today's tryst. "I want you to piss in my mouth in the table shower tomorrow morning. Tell the other girl working that I'll give her $50.00 for her piss too. " Kiki nodded, gave me a little kiss, and out the door I went after sneaking in a little tittie squeeze.

Monica met me at the door this morning, showed me to my room, and told me to disrobe. I handed her the $50.00 and told her I'd see her in the table shower.

For those not familiar with Asian Massage Parlors, there is a tile table covered in soft plastic with a floor drain. Using a handheld sprayer, your provider rinses it off with warm water, you lie down, she soaps you from head to toe, then rinses. After soaping me down and giving my asshole a thorough cleaning, she rubbed her lovely Asian tits on my back, moaned, and stuck her tongue up my ass several times; delightful and a real pro.

Monica entered the shower room, dropped her panties, and played with my cock as she squatted over my face. I shoved my tongue up her pretty little Chinese butthole, then ordered her to pee. Wow. She really had to go. She filled up my mouth so quickly that I couldn't swallow it all. "Ahhh. " She moaned with a sigh of relief; so fucking hot. Just as I thought she was done, she gave me another big blast. Again, I couldn't hold it all. I sure got my fifty dollars' worth.

Monica dismounted, and Kiki kneeled next to my face facing me. I massaged her natural C-cup tits as she relieved herself in my mouth. More relief moaning. I'm glad I put my order in the day before because these girls were full up with delicious Asian nectar. I'm their humiliated human toilet and I love it. Imagine the joy in being able to literally piss on your customers to compensate for the one's that didn't tip well enough. Had Monica popped out a nugget or two, I would have tipped her more. Maybe next time.

After rinsing my face and hands, Kiki handed me a small cup of mouthwash. "Half for you, half for me" she said. I rinsed and spat it on the floor. We dried each other off and headed back to the room.

Kiki remembered last week's session and insisted on more of my oral action to get things going. She enjoyed my teasing tongue but shoved a pillow under her ass so I can more easily get my tongue in her tight little butthole. Ass, kitty and clit, I ate them all until she squealed "I come!" which I enjoyed as much as she did. I know they're paid to stroke our egos, but if you're the first one at it in the morning, it's much less likely she's faking.

I pulled her to the end of the massage table so her head could hang down enough for me to fuck her throat while standing. She gagged a little but took it like a trooper. I had to stop or I would have blown.

I opened the larger female condom package, she'd never seen one, and told her how to insert it. I pumped some lube out of the bottle and onto my cock, then plunged right in. Breaking my own rule, last week I paid an extra hundred bucks for the privilege of fucking Kiki bareback. It was unbelievable and this was almost as good, but much safer. We French kissed, she talked dirty (her English is excellent), I sucked her tits and she eventually came from fucking. Monica must have heard us and let herself in to watch the show. That was all I could take, and I filled the condom with goo. It's rare for me to cum in a regular bag, that takes exceptional pussy, but no problem with female condoms. Keep it in your pocket as long as possible and get it into her as soon as possible to warm it up for the best experience. I left one for Kiki to try on a customer; that's equivalent to a $15.00 tip. They're kind of expensive as condoms go.

Kiki spent the last 10 minutes of the 45 I'd paid for by massaging my back, neck, and head. Very nice. She wrapped the used condom and package in a paper towel and sent it out with me. She'll be there another week, but I may have to plow Monica next time, just for variety. Sex doesn't get any better than this; these girls are very attractive and give the girlfriend experience. $80.00 to the house, $180.00 to Kiki, $50.00 to Monica, $310.00 total. Great value.

[Midnightpass]

Yes, I never pay more than $240 ($160 Girl & $80 House). I also ALWAYS use a condom! If you don't, you are either the guy getting a disease or leaving one for the next guy, or both! Insane! I don't play Russian roulette with MY dick. But to each his own! GOOD Luck! But luck is not on your side.

We pretty much agree on this one.

[FunGuy2022]

Yes, I never pay more than $240 ($160 Girl & $80 House). I also ALWAYS use a condom! If you don't, you are either the guy getting a disease or leaving one for the next guy, or both! Insane! I don't play Russian roulette with MY dick. But to each his own! GOOD Luck! But luck is not on your side.

Well apparently I wasn't the only who was "robbed". I based my visit on a RM review from a guy who paid $360.00. You've never paid more than $240.00? For BBFSCIP?

You know how you're riding in your vehicle 3 days later and your mind drifts backwards because the visit was so good? Yep. That was it.

[Call234]

Last work trip went horribly wrong. Client was pissed, so had to return so soon to smooth over the relationship. Normally I would have complained, but got to meet Kiki and boy it was a fantastic experience!

Kiki is someone who seems to enjoy her work and the best part is that she is multi orgasmic! It's so hard to find a girl who actually enjoys cumming, let alone someone who can cum multiple times! I don't really like to use the word unicorn, but Kiki is almost one in my book and I have seen my fair share of girls.

Kiki is hot. There is actually a couple pictures of her in the St Petersburg massage thread. It's post 14163 dated 4/25/25. Beauty is in the eye of beholder, so go look up the pictures and you can decide if she is hot or not. To me, she is hot and more importantly, she has a very good attitude and is very accommodating.

One reason I don't mind traveling for work to here is the table shower. I never miss one, especially with girls who have big titties LOL. The feeling of big titties rubbing all over my body is just awesome. I know that the table shower takes away the fun time in the room, but hey table shower is fun for me. Back in the room, Kiki climbed up the table and started giving me an above average BBBJ and as she does that she slowly rotated her body until we were in a 69 position. Very intuitive girl haha. Soon after, I asked to eat her out. She hopped off the bed, laid down and spreaded her legs wide open. I ate her out like it was my last meal haha. Very soon, she started cumming hard as her body was shaking. I know guys always complain about girls faking orgasm, but let me tell you there was no faking with Kiki. Multiple positions followed and during mish she came again and wrapped her legs around me and kept telling me to go harder LOL. Oh, she is very vocal, but her noise is quite genuine. Not your typical you are so big, come for me baby craps you hear from other girls LOL. Finish was CIM, my favorite way to finish haha.

After we were done, I learned that she had worked in St Petersburg before. That is how I found her pics. Oh, she has a few reviews from this April. You can find them in the St Petersburg massage thread. I didn't see any reviews here in Sarasota yet, so wanted to share this as sharing is caring.

Thanks for the report. Is this "Kiki" the same one who worked at Vinca throughout 2023? If so, I saw her there a few times, and I agree, she was excellent. Stay safe.

[Rando1313]

I posted this on the St Pete board, thought I'd share it here.

Thanks to the board's review and a kind recommendation below, I stopped in to see Kiki on my way back to Fort Lauderdale from Tampa last night. Kiki was a lot of fun, very sweet and accommodating. I didn't see any signs of GPS with her. Before I arrived, I established by text 2 MCs for 30 minutes all in and 2. 5 MCs for 60 minutes all in (I only had exact change). I went with the hour. Had a delightful TS with the cat bath and some nice DATO (on me). Back to the room, all initials applied. I enjoyed a nice DATY / DATO session which I believe she enjoyed (I know I did). Then we strapped on the armor, had some nice pounding in the standard missionary while I watched her tits bounce and gave them a loving squeeze. Finished with BBBJCIM (I hate the armor) and she took it all and left me panting in enjoyment. I asked about BBFS and it was available for an extra fee, but I had already shot that load, so. . . I had made some special requests during our sessions for how I like to be touched and treated (nothing crazy), and as I said above, she was very accommodating. She definitely likes the DATY and to take a pounding. She's about B / C and I would say enhanced, but soft and she seems to like some aggressive squeezing. I had a great time with her and would repeat if I were in that area.

[JoeyDonuts]

At first glance, my Magic the Gathering partner said he didn't think the talent wasn't up to par compared to the last few hotties he'd had the pleasure of meeting there so he drove another 5 min north to Stone and was greeting by Kiki. He said she fit the standards so off he went. Don't forget, he saved a few bucks too. She checked all boxes and said his face was wet as can be after about 20 minutes of daty. Said she was bucking up and down, and squirming like crazy. He said he loved every minute. Looks wise, solid 8. 5, nice man-mades, maybe some mid-section tummy work but no complaints. Very enthusiastic and seemed to enjoy herself, and if she was acting, it was a very convincing job. It's nice to have options so close to both places. He said he's probably going to wait for the next rotation before making another trip to either spot.

[Jb Jb]

Sounds like my cup of tea. How big were the man mades? I like um big.

I'm guess full c-cups. They were man made, but did the trick in my dream. Stay safe!

[Rub101]

Stopped by today and I was surprisingly the only one in there when I arrived. I was greeted by YuYu, who can't be much older than 30, pretty little spinner (5'0" & 100 lbs) with nice manmades. She asked how long I wanted and I paid the standard Eastern fee for the hour, not this elevated price as the hour price is still listed as eighty and not $. Went to the table shower for the usual services and headed back to the room. Was offered two girl when the other provider came in to show off some goods and feel junior. I did declined this time however.

I started BBBJ, then CG, RCG, Mish, Doggy, then standing Mish. During the beginning of CG another monger came in and I'm sure he heard the action. Particularly during standing Mish as I about fucked her as hard as I could. She did seem a little disinterested up until this point as she either close to cumming or getting tired of getting fucked. Probably the later as she wanted me to finish and asked if she could "suck" a couple of times. After I was just about worn out, I obliged. I layed down at first, then moved over to sit down where she could get on her knees. Finally, I finished CIM. After this, she asked "all good baby, do you want water? I told her we had 25 minutes left and she said okay. Came back in with hot towels and had me lay face down. She did an unenthusiastic back rub for 15 and let me know she was done. She cut me 10 minutes short but I was done with her anyway and she seemed a little distant. While she was certainly the right build and pretty, the was a lack of enthusiasm which is a little bit of a turn off. All in all, still a nice visit and Eastern rarely disappoints.

Sounds like she couldn't handle the treatment you gave her.

[RedyFourFun]

Stopped by today and I was surprisingly the only one in there when I arrived. I was greeted by YuYu, who can't be much older than 30, pretty little spinner (5'0" & 100 lbs) with nice manmades. She asked how long I wanted and I paid the standard Eastern fee for the hour, not this elevated price as the hour price is still listed as eighty and not $. Went to the table shower for the usual services and headed back to the room. Was offered two girl when the other provider came in to show off some goods and feel junior. I did declined this time however.

I started BBBJ, then CG, RCG, Mish, Doggy, then standing Mish. During the beginning of CG another monger came in and I'm sure he heard the action. Particularly during standing Mish as I about fucked her as hard as I could. She did seem a little disinterested up until this point as she either close to cumming or getting tired of getting fucked. Probably the later as she wanted me to finish and asked if she could "suck" a couple of times. After I was just about worn out, I obliged. I layed down at first, then moved over to sit down where she could get on her knees. Finally, I finished CIM. After this, she asked "all good baby, do you want water? I told her we had 25 minutes left and she said okay. Came back in with hot towels and had me lay face down. She did an unenthusiastic back rub for 15 and let me know she was done. She cut me 10 minutes short but I was done with her anyway and she seemed a little distant. While she was certainly the right build and pretty, the was a lack of enthusiasm which is a little bit of a turn off. All in all, still a nice visit and Eastern rarely disappoints.