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05-23-25 15:01 #15358Senior Member

Posts: 411Rule number 1: Shut the fuck up.
Originally Posted by Batman8899
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Rule number 2: Shut the fuck up.
Rule number 3: Shut the fuck up.
Remember, anything you say can and will be used against you blah blah blah. The key words here are and will.
I've started carrying a legit cane and hobble in and hobble out. Push come to shove I slipped and hurt my back and am there for some muscle adjustments. After that, re-read the rules.
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05-22-25 23:06 #15357Regular Member

Posts: 19Mia at Fancy
Decided to check out this spot based on the recent reviews. I should have asked for Momo or Amy (Abby had left which I asked and she wasn't there) but I figured with all of the great reviews they should likely have all great ladies. So I drew Mia, about 5' 5", slender, long hair, nice, but not like what I have read about the others. She spoke very little English so sometimes it was hard to talk back and forth. We went into the room and she was accommodating and got me settled in. She started with a nice light body rub, but nothing too arousing, just relaxing and didn't talk really.
After about 15 minutes or so she asked me something and I sat up on edge of bed and talked a bit. We hugged and caressed each other. No kissing at all with her. Her touch seemed a little for show, not really feeling it. Then lay down on my back. She asked if I wanted condom for oral or not, so I said no. She went to get some things and came back. Cleaned me up a lot and sprayed hands for me to touch her. All good to be clean. I was already mostly up and through her mouth got all the way there. Wasn't the best, but good enough. Then she got cover on and got up onto table and she straddled me and it was awesome to see her hovering above me and point me straight up and then watch her squat down and see me disappear into her.
She rode me for a bit, but her moans sounded a bit fake and distracted. Didn't really ride me facing me, she kind of leaned to the side. She still felt great, and after a bit had her turn around and ride me reverse CG. That was a great sight and I didn't last too much long after that. She cleaned me up and said I could shower. There was no table shower, and she didn't join in shower. Shower had a clump of hair by the drain. Went back to room and then got dressed and left.
Sorry this one isn't as rosy as the others, which just tells me to make sure I ask for Momo or Amy next time and if not available just try again later. I liked Mia, but it was nothing fantastic unfortunately. It was awkward enough that while I was trying to ask for things or direct her, I was trying not to get taken out of the mood. I was hoping for what the others had gotten. I will try again for sure next month maybe and get the right person. Maybe others can work with Mia better than me.
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05-22-25 22:20 #15356Senior Member

Posts: 288I thought someone mentioned here a while back that Elegant was just changing owners / names.
Originally Posted by Paul432
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05-22-25 18:58 #15355Senior Member

Posts: 429LH Michelle
She leaves for an extended time next week.
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05-22-25 18:54 #15354Senior Member

Posts: 108Headline?
I mean worst case can they really get you for anything if you say I was just driving by and wanted a massage?
Originally Posted by Batman8899
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05-22-25 17:18 #15353Senior Member

Posts: 429East drought
I am actually concerned about visiting any of the shops in the east. I have not heard about any takedowns of shops but don't want to be a headline.
Originally Posted by Paul432
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05-22-25 16:25 #15352Senior Member

Posts: 108Gold Panda
Stopped by today just to preview no time for a visit. Mamasan said she has 2 girls working.
Originally Posted by Eze777
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05-22-25 13:58 #15351Senior Member

Posts: 153Another hit
East Valley loses another. Elegant signage has been taken down. It's getting slim out here while the West seems to be flourishing.
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05-22-25 03:07 #15350Senior Member

Posts: 52Big boobs
Coco at Gold Panda in Sun City has some of the juiciest natural (unless the surgeon is a god) melons I've ever seen at an AMP, I can only think of 2 others from the big 6 days that compare. Standard pricing, although I only ever get L1 for. 6 but everything is on the menu. Average at best in the looks, English, and massage departments, but as a boob guy I can easily look over all of that.
Only problem is there's usually only 1 girl working here at a time and it's not always Coco, and even when it was there was a good chance I'd either end up waiting or getting interrupted by other mongers showing up. Last time I went here was like a month ago and she wasn't working and there was a wait so I just left, hope she hasn't moved on for good.
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05-21-25 22:15 #15349Senior Member

Posts: 55Sophia at Oasis Glendale
After Yunguy1's intel on Sophia, I saw "big ass" in the description and that's all I needed to know. Decided to check it out. Sophia answered the window and I paid the house. 6 and got undressed to lay down. She was very friendly from the get go the minute I told her I was looking for Sophia. English was fairly good. You're able to hold a conversation with her so that's nice. 5' tall, in her 30's, surprisingly athletic build, darker complexion for Chinese, natural Cs and God blessed her with a gorgeous ass but 5/10 face if I'm being honest. Decent massage and lots of teasing. She literally wants to tug while you're face down. Damage was $. 6 for FS. BBBJ skills was ok, she teethed me twice and nearly got me soft so we switched to 69. Though I could tell she cleaned down there right before our session with her cold damp thighs, but I tasted some saltiness inside of the Y. That was a turn off. But she was well shaved. Put the cover on and we went through a few positions but I have to say, K9 was the highlight. If you're an ass man like me, this one will not disappoint. Hands down the best AMP ass I've seen to date. I pounded and worshiped that thing in K9 for about 8 min, that even made her tell me "oh man you #1". After cleaning me up she asked if I still wanted more massage since we had some time left, that was nice. Overall, I had a good time and will repeat if I'm looking for some big ass again. I really wish she was prettier as her body was easily 9/10. Definitely not your typical skinny AMP gal.
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05-21-25 21:51 #15348Regular Member

Posts: 19What was damage? Thinking of going tomorrow or Friday.
Originally Posted by DoToDont
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05-21-25 19:58 #15347Senior Member

Posts: 94Fancy Amy fun but rushed
Was in the west valley, not far from fancy so decided to check it out. Asked for momo and was treated by a very petite and very cute little gal. Taken back to the room and immediately got to business. Dropped to her knees and went to town with a good BBBJ. Decent DT but once fully hard she struggled a bit. Undressed and got on the table. More BBBJ, BLS and a bit of DATO. Flipped around for a brief 69 while she applied the hat. From there she worked me in slowly and got going in rcg. The view of that tiny hole be stretched was too much to handle and the fun ended all too quickly. She cleaned me up and gave more BBBJ. I was thinking there would be a massage or something to make up the rest of the time (paid for an hour) but she went straight to helping me get dressed. It wasn't until after that I found out she was Amy instead of momo. Was in and out in 20 minutes. Overall an ok visit. A bit rushed and the room was musty and smelled like dirty feet. Not sure I'd make a special trip to visit but wouldn't say no if I was in the area.
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05-21-25 18:04 #15346Senior Member

Posts: 429Coco at A1? She has a wizards beard down below.
Originally Posted by PowerZ
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05-21-25 18:02 #15345Senior Member

Posts: 261Mature
Anyone know of an older provider.
Maybe in her 40's and still in good shape.
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05-21-25 18:00 #15344Senior Member

Posts: 261Aya
I think there anre only 2 girls there.
Originally Posted by Mocos87
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Maria and Sophia.
I was making Sophia work harder than normal.













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