Massage Parlor Reports

**Knn818** · 05-07-25 15:37

Mongers,

I'm looking to spice up my hobby and have heard enough about table showers to pique my interest. But before I go back to my local watering hole, I'm hoping to learn a bit more from you so I don't sound like a fish out of water. Couple of quick questions: When at a public AMP are the terms Shower vs Table Shower different? Do people outside of the hobby ask for a shower? I ask this because I'm wondering if I could call ahead for my provider of choice and while doing so, ask about reserving a shower, but if this is a term that's incriminating then obviously I don't want to say anything like that out loud. Lastly, is this usually an added expense? Both to the house and in expected tip to provider? Any other insights for a hopeful first time AMP shower taker are greatly appreciated as well. Thanks as always.

HH. SS.

**RHornyBoy** · 05-07-25 08:45

Crazy Abbey is just too much fun, she must be off her meds again. She has her apt number in the pics and is using her real name in the latest ad.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nne-77198.html

Here is the latest rant in case she takes it down.

"Over the course of my time in this industry I made the mistake of dating clients and allowing them into my private life. Both clients of which are now on a witch hunt because I broke off communication. They are spreading rumors that I am my mom who is near 60 years of age. Claiming they are my husbands and that I'm supposed to leave my apartment because they supposedly got it in the divorce. And also claiming I'm an identity thief by claiming my real name is abbey and that someone other than myself is the real me.

The one client I dated M 38 years old lives in a run down home in pacific with his new girlfriend and thinks he can live in my apartment so he can live closer to his work at sunnen.

The other client I dated J 44 years old still lives at home with his parents and thinks he's going to live for free in my apartment of which I live and work!

Both of those men Mitchell and Jimmy are alcoholics and drug addicts smoke ".

**JakeTime7** · 05-05-25 10:01

Originally Posted by FredAgain123 [View Original Post]

Anyone check out therapies with Melissa?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...isa-65544.html

Red flag 1 - doesn't accept cash. Who doesn't accept cash?

Red flag 2 - use of the work "kindly". This is common vocabulary in the UK and countries like India that use the King's English. The US doesn't typically say Kindly.

Other red flags would be the use of the phrase Hello Love or that would be lovely. Not common in the US.

**DeadDead22** · 05-04-25 12:22

Originally Posted by SparkySmith [View Original Post]

She looks interesting, maybe a legit therapist with no extras though? What's with the no cash accepted? Sparky doesn't trust any of those newfangled apps.

More like a call center in Bangladesh. Can't even spell "Melissa" correctly in the ad (Mellisa? And uses Signal App? Text number is possibly VOIP? Yup. You're texting some brown dude on the other end.

Image search might even reveal that this woman is actually from Maryland or something. I'm out, why'all. Mongering is either a super expensive exercise in boredom management, fenny-riddled disease vectors, or patels in disguise. Fuck this.

**Sparky Smith** · 05-04-25 09:21

Originally Posted by FredAgain123 [View Original Post]

Anyone check out therapies with Melissa?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...isa-65544.html

She looks interesting, maybe a legit therapist with no extras though? What's with the no cash accepted? Sparky doesn't trust any of those newfangled apps.

**Lovethatbob** · 05-04-25 00:13

Originally Posted by FredAgain123 [View Original Post]

Anyone check out therapies with Melissa?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...isa-65544.html

Complete scam. Had me drive to an apartment building off 40/ Brentwood. Get there, park. Call for apartment number, and now it's "So, you've now got to Venmo me $100, half the fee, to get the apartment number. " No freakin' way. My experience over time is this: Any gal on here with a phone number that is not a local area code (meaning 314,636, or 618, and maybe 573) is 95% sure to be a scam. Avoid!

LTB.

**Stl26** · 05-03-25 20:36

Originally Posted by StlCards4000 [View Original Post]

Are the tits at least big?

Unfortunately not. I was kind of glad things didn't escalate that time. LOL.

**JBurrows** · 05-03-25 19:44

Originally Posted by HappyGuy1 [View Original Post]

I saw Anna (not positive on name). I'm guessing 40 ish, with bigger titties for a Korean. Started out with a shower followed by soft kneading for the massage. A little teasing followed by a CBJ and 69 after the flip. Proceeded to CFS Reverse cowgirl Missionary with a doggie finish. Looks = 6, everything else a solid 7. A repeat may be in the future.

Thanks for the report. Sounds like Tokyo is still Tokyo currently.

**HappyGuy1** · 05-03-25 18:58

I saw Anna (not positive on name). I'm guessing 40 ish, with bigger titties for a Korean. Started out with a shower followed by soft kneading for the massage. A little teasing followed by a CBJ and 69 after the flip. Proceeded to CFS Reverse cowgirl Missionary with a doggie finish. Looks = 6, everything else a solid 7. A repeat may be in the future.

**StlCards4000** · 05-03-25 11:58

Originally Posted by Stl26 [View Original Post]

Are you referring to the box shaped body one with the coca cola bottom glasses? If so that's a tough one. 1/10 in looks but great massage.

Are the tits at least big?

**Stl26** · 05-03-25 09:23

Originally Posted by OhioSteve513 [View Original Post]

Clayton Classic has needed some new girls recently. I've been going there frequently but got an older much heavier woman last 2 times, although still good for HJ / HE. May also try Health on Olive & Calla on Scheutz again to see if they are still good.

Are you referring to the box shaped body one with the coca cola bottom glasses? If so that's a tough one. 1/10 in looks but great massage.

**SkeeWurt** · 05-03-25 08:05

Originally Posted by Parlorhopper [View Original Post]

I've been mainly going to Jasmine on Chippewa to try and see Sophia.

Should I try another place? I don't live in STL and just hit a parlor when I'm in town.

Where should I try and where should I avoid.

Try Classic Spa 14760 Clayton Rd, Ballwin, MO 63011. If older Mamasan is not your cup of tea, ask to see another girl. I've had Some good HE there. Some will do tits out and finger up your butt finishes.

**JcMyers** · 05-03-25 00:40

Originally Posted by SamuelAdams [View Original Post]

When thye say deposit it is 100% fake what is there to even find out about it, if they are genuine there won't be any deposits.

I've used her service, but only for a two-girl stripper show for a hunting trip an hour outside of STL. There was a deposit and despite my reservations, everything went very smoothly. While I have no idea about her massage services, I don't suspect you would get ripped off. She's been in the biz for a long while. Just my 2 cents!

JCM.

**SamuelAdams** · 05-02-25 17:19

Originally Posted by YourEverythin [View Original Post]

I'm surprised that, for as long as I have seen the profile around, there is very little information about Swan Lake Tantra. Has anyone tried this experience yet, and if so, would you recommend her? I do get it is more $ than the average session, but don't we all deserve to spoil ourselves sometimes? Any insights would be appreciated.

https://tryst.link/massage/swanlaketantra

When thye say deposit it is 100% fake what is there to even find out about it, if they are genuine there won't be any deposits.