Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyXxx]

Mona is back Wednesday at thr new spa, any updates?

I heard from her yesterday that Thursday they would be up an and running, however renovations always have their surprises. I'll check with her again tomorrow unless one of the others that are in communication with her hear something first.

[MarkGew]

What's the latest on new east side spa?

Thanks in advance!.

[CopKoda]

Honestly, I usually like posts that describe the physical traits of the girl. Obviously looks are subjective but one can depict general build, hygiene, cleanliness and then service.

[MongerWannabae]

Wow dude, 8 orgasms out of these women, huh? And that's if you don't count the ones that Grace will no doubt give herself when she flicks her bean tonight thinking about you.

How does it feel to be such an unadulterated sex god? I mean based on your posts you've never met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. Do they even charge you anymore? Do they fight over you when you walk into the place? Are they tearing at your clothes like rabid dogs foaming at the mouth over the unparalleled pleasure that only you can provide?

And here I have spent my whole life thinking women like to be teased, kissed, and warmed up before intercourse. Nope! The real secret to sex is just pounding her like a blow-up doll for half an hour straight.

I guess the rest of us are lucky we get any attention at all. Then again the girls have to pay the bills somehow. Maybe you can do us a favor though, and start posting in advance before you go. That way we can schedule around it and make sure the girls have several hours to recover after being serviced by your Herculean cock.

We all play out our own fantasy when in the room with these girls. In turn, they play their role and act the part. The best AMP girls are the ones with the best acting prowess. That's not to say some girls don't have an O or enjoy an encounter, but the 5 guys before me and 5 guys after me probably get the same performance. Hell, I had one give me her WeChat and profess her love. Many times. She was full of shit, she wanted money and a green card!

I say give these Mongers some artistic license, it's all for fun. Tell me a big fish story, I know it was really half that size!

[JeremyWise0123]

Was at Tokyo last week, planning on seeing Rachel, but it was busy and I got out in the chair behind the screen by a tall girl with big tits. Sat there for a little while listening to one of you motherfuckers talking to a girl about the market or something like that. I liked how tall girl looked so I asked for her instead of Rachel, had a good time, but I am not sure if tall girl was really on the working roster.

I second this about the nonsensical fantastical reviews. Girls just doing a job, shit they'll tell you that if you ask.

[Midnightpass]

I'm not a big fan of disappointing more than one girl at a time.

That was funny.

[SGreg1234]

I'm not a big fan of disappointing more than one girl at a time.

That would be in real life. For me as well.

These AMP girls are paid to act pleased. Just don't ask for an eval from them when you are finished.

[FootyFanatic14]

Wow dude, 8 orgasms out of these women, huh? And that's if you don't count the ones that Grace will no doubt give herself when she flicks her bean tonight thinking about you.

How does it feel to be such an unadulterated sex god? I mean based on your posts you've never met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. Do they even charge you anymore? Do they fight over you when you walk into the place? Are they tearing at your clothes like rabid dogs foaming at the mouth over the unparalleled pleasure that only you can provide?

And here I have spent my whole life thinking women like to be teased, kissed, and warmed up before intercourse. Nope! The real secret to sex is just pounding her like a blow-up doll for half an hour straight.

I guess the rest of us are lucky we get any attention at all. Then again the girls have to pay the bills somehow. Maybe you can do us a favor though, and start posting in advance before you go. That way we can schedule around it and make sure the girls have several hours to recover after being serviced by your Herculean cock.

It's funny seeing some of these over the top reviews because there will be some people who actually believe it, and some people who definitely know to take it with a grain of salt. Some guys probably don't realize it but their actual reason for participating in this hobby isn't really the sex, but being told that you have the ability to give another woman pleasure. It's why most of the girls have to announce their when they "cum" to let you know you are doing something right.

I'll never forget the moment I realized that most of these girls just fake their orgasms. Saw a new girl on her first day, great session. Said she never cums that easily. Great for any guy to hear. I visit her later in the week and she "cums" again and tells me she always cums with me. Third visit the next week and she "cums" again and says she hasn't cum since she last saw me. At this point I'm thinking to myself, "I definitely know what I'm doing, but this girl is clearly lying LOL. ".

Posts like the review in question are generally more bad than good for the hobby overall. Read them, take not of the poster and filter the nonsense out and create your own experience with the girls. You'll find it's better when you aren't trying to compare it to something someone wrote on the Internet about her. It probably didn't happen exactly as it was written, and it was intentionally written that way for a reason.

That being said, Orlando has a great lineup of women. High praises go to Angela and Grace. Go see them! Go in with no expectations and you'll leave very happy!

[RowdyReptile]

This was fucking Gold. Well done sir.

Empty your mail box. It be full.

[HappyXxx]

Mona is back Wednesday at thr new spa, any updates?

I was talking with her yesterday and she said it would still be another two or three days because they're trying to finish the renovations.

[JimSmith1234]

For BBGFE what girl and place still does this?

[JimSmith1234]

Mona is back Wednesday at thr new spa, any updates?

What is the new location?

[JimSmith1234]

Can someone please send me the new spa's location on the east side, please?

[BigJohn619]

Wow dude, 8 orgasms out of these women, huh? And that's if you don't count the ones that Grace will no doubt give herself when she flicks her bean tonight thinking about you.

How does it feel to be such an unadulterated sex god? I mean based on your posts you've never met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. Do they even charge you anymore? Do they fight over you when you walk into the place? Are they tearing at your clothes like rabid dogs foaming at the mouth over the unparalleled pleasure that only you can provide?

And here I have spent my whole life thinking women like to be teased, kissed, and warmed up before intercourse. Nope! The real secret to sex is just pounding her like a blow-up doll for half an hour straight.

I guess the rest of us are lucky we get any attention at all. Then again the girls have to pay the bills somehow. Maybe you can do us a favor though, and start posting in advance before you go. That way we can schedule around it and make sure the girls have several hours to recover after being serviced by your Herculean cock.

This was fucking Gold. Well done sir.

[RowdyReptile]

Wow dude, 8 orgasms out of these women, huh? And that's if you don't count the ones that Grace will no doubt give herself when she flicks her bean tonight thinking about you.

How does it feel to be such an unadulterated sex god? I mean based on your posts you've never met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. Do they even charge you anymore? Do they fight over you when you walk into the place? Are they tearing at your clothes like rabid dogs foaming at the mouth over the unparalleled pleasure that only you can provide?

And here I have spent my whole life thinking women like to be teased, kissed, and warmed up before intercourse. Nope! The real secret to sex is just pounding her like a blow-up doll for half an hour straight.

I guess the rest of us are lucky we get any attention at all. Then again the girls have to pay the bills somehow. Maybe you can do us a favor though, and start posting in advance before you go. That way we can schedule around it and make sure the girls have several hours to recover after being serviced by your Herculean cock.

Between Gringo and Happyxxx, I have been taking copious copulating notes to improve my erotica prowess with our Chinese girl friends. Hoping I can live up their standards and not to let the ladies down. But maybe, if I follow after them, they need a little breather, and they give me a non judgmental pass.