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04-06-25 15:17 #51548Senior Member

Posts: 752Angela - M&Y
Angela, the Squirt Queen, is back at M&Y. So when I say bring your raincoat gentlemen, it literally means a raincoat. We were soaked even before we hit the shower, lol. In addition to the waterworks, she also has amazing head game. She's young, sexy, and has a great bod. So she'd be worth a visit even without the squirting. It's not for everyone but I reckon you gotta experience it at least once in your life. Also on duty are Amber, Grace, and Lisa.
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04-06-25 14:19 #51547Senior Member

Posts: 528Starting line up
I don't think anyone will be unhappy with the starting lineup at the new place, this group has good quality girls.
Originally Posted by MrOrlando
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04-06-25 13:31 #51546Asshole

Posts: 233Cleanliness. LOL
Get what you're saying, but cleanliness is the last thing on my mind when I'm going in these places. Rank is one thing, but rarely do you not smell food that was cooked or sex in the air. For the money you pay I really don't expect a 5 star experience. If I wanted clean and good smells I'd pay 800 for a high end escort. As much as everyone fantasizes in these reviews these places are really just cum dumps with girls who are real world attractive, just not necessarily attracted to you.
Originally Posted by SingleStroller
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Don't get me wrong. These places are great. I use them a lot. I just don't kud myself that I was maybe only 1 of a few guys they saw that day. And I never think there was a "connection". This is their job.
As far as cleanliness goes, when you get that first big kiss they either just took a load a few minutes ago or had their tongue up some guys ass. Its the truth. Clean? No. But you can't care or it will ruin it. I blow a load over a girls cheek and onto the floor it goes. Do you really think it gets mopped up? How many cocks are sliding across that TS bed? 100 in a day? I honestly think its a trade secret that when the girl comes into meet you she gives you a huge french kiss. That was the left overs of the guy she just had before you.
Am I ruining it? Maybe. But its reality. Were dirty fuckers who do dirty shit. Thinking you're better is just kidding yourself. I just say fuck it and know what I'm getting into. Cleanliness not being one if them even though I'm WAY cleaner than you guys. Lmao! Just kidding. All your guys loads and assholes didn't effect the way her kisses tasted last night. So thanks for keeping your hygiene up.
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04-06-25 13:17 #51545Senior Member

Posts: 183New east side spot.
Anyone else dreaming that the new spot will have a Dream Team starting line up, like Mona, Ruby, Blue and the ultimate wish, Pandora.
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04-06-25 13:13 #51544Senior Member

Posts: 334M&y
Stopped in at M&Y today was greet by grace saw her ass it was ok for a Asian but not how people her made it out to be had 2 girl with amber and another girl was a definite fun fuck nutted in my hand thou that condom switch per girl is annoying I could barely stay hard while they put those tight ass condoms around my sick each position change but it's a big plus definitely stop by again later this week.
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04-06-25 10:25 #51543Senior Member

Posts: 528Missed this one
Don't know how I missed this review, but had a similar experience last time her when Fia and Jenny work together 2 or 3 months ago. Are usually go there to see fia and the day I went it just happened to be that she had just walked into session with another client for an hour. I told her I could not wait that long and I was about to leave when she gave me the pouty face and told me she would be quick. I'm sitting on the couch in the back room, talking with the other girls and Fia says something in Chinese as she's leaving the shower to head to the room with a customer. Next thing you know Jasmine's takes me to the room and sits me in the chair and starts a very a long sensual deep throat blow job, edging me, but won't let me cum (pretty fucking hot actually) I can't remember for the life of me. What the third girls name was that day in the rotation with Jenny and Fia but that girl came in to say hi and ended up joining in with Jenny sucking my dick. They told me fear did not want me to leave, and that she asked them to come in and entertain me while I waited. LOL. Ok but with the effort they are putting in I know that I am going to have to tip them something but I realized halfway through that I don't have my normal stack of cash with me and I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to avoid an awkward situation when Fia comes in. Fia finally walks in to both of these girls giving me some double throat. She leaves for a few minutes to do mouth wash and take a quick shower and then comes back in and starts kissing me and putting a big tits in my face while these girls continue to do their thing, she even helps me judge who is the better dick sucker as they were competing. LOL (these two girls kept me busy sucking my dick for probably 25 minutes which is extraordinarily long) I have been ready to fuck for 10 minutes. Fia is looking good and I am ready to take that pussy for a ride. She asked if I can fuck Jenny because she need a break because I guess the other guy was "difficult" and took a long time (she is still in the room and hot as fuck playing with her self) I tell them what I have on me and that I can bring the rest back tomorrow and they said something in China and they did not even answer me back they just kept sucking!! Unreal!! I throw Jenny on the corner of the bed in standing Mish, pushed her legs up by her chest and absolutely pounded the fuck out of her. Very loud! As Jenny finishes her second time Fia is vigorously rubbing her pussy and sets her self off as well. We all take a quick breather and then I pull Fia over to the same spot Jenny was at and I guess my energy level was not there anymore since I used it all on Jenny, but I still managed to give Fia a nice fucking before getting my nut off inside her. After everything we took a shower, then came back and laid down all of us for a while since it was not that busy then a quick bite in the back. Jenny said that Fia asked her why I didn't fuck her like I fucked Jenny. Damn these girls are freaks man!!
Originally Posted by FloridaGringo
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Before leaving I handed them what I had and told them I would be back the next afternoon with the rest and I did with a little extra since they were accommodating and I even stayed a little bit that day a broke Fia off with a solid fucking since she was wondering why didn't fuck as hard as I fucked Jenny last time. Ended with both of us, sweating like hell and her tapping out telling me to deep too strong. LOL.
This review was back the last time Jenny and Fia, and whoever the other girl was working together.
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04-06-25 00:47 #51542Senior Member

Posts: 788Documented History
I hear you (and OTR), and I'm somewhat conflicted on the issue. While respecting the girls' wishes on some matters is noble and even important in some cases, the well documented history of this provider's "travels" (and names) within this very thread actually represents informative detail pertinent to many readers search for information.
Originally Posted by BigInJapan
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To NOT acknowledge this provider's history going forward can easily create confusion for those among the membership that may be only casual readers. By this I mean there will be readers searching for (and asking about) a provider they've seen "a while back" that went by the name Yuki (or Monica) ... and SOMEONE is going to publicly answer that question. There will be other readers getting all excited to hear that Blue is back... thinking this is Nei Nei from the old Blue Ocean/Massage Connection under Snow/Keiko... and SOMEONE is going to publicly clarify that confusion.
The idea that ignoring that history going forward here is, somehow, going to prevent another person from "finding" a well known provider by any other means seems like a low-probability bet. However, acknowledging that history here upfront would seem to be sharing/including information in the spirit of the intended purpose of the board: Helping guys find pussy (which is an actual paraphrasal of statements made elsewhere by board admins).
Given that this provider's history is publicly available here with a modicum of research, I'm inclined to be more open about that history, even going forward, in the name of providing and clarifying information for the benefit of the membership.
I should add that a part of my inclination is supported by my own conversation with this provider about her name changes in the past, and while we all know you can never fully trust any answer from a provider on any personal matter such as this, she did seem as sincere as possible when telling me her reason was simply because she had been gone for a couple of years (this was a whlle back) and she just wanted to establish a "new brand" for her new location, and she told me she does this as a matter of regular practice. This insight, together with the fact I've known this provider since the days she and Mona were the top providers at the old Cherry Blossom on Bumby, contributes to my personal feeling that adding the clarifying history here helps the membership far more than attempting to hide that information.
Would this provider PREFER that we all accept (and only use) her new "brand"? Sure, of course! Is supporting a provider's branding strategy the primary purpose of USASG? Not at all. At most, it seems to me that openly telling all readers here that she prefers to only go by one specific name (today) is helpful to all, while also openly telling all readers, especially the casual readers, of the well documented history is also helpful.
I fully respect anyone with a differing opinion, and I'm open to debate on the matter (either publicly or via PM), but this is where I come down at the present time.
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04-06-25 00:03 #51541Senior Member

Posts: 147Back to Tokyo
Stopped back in at Tokyo and paid an extra $ for Emily to join the fun. Nice lips no doubt botoxed but when they're wrapped around your dick its all the same. Didn't have to coach her. She knew what to do and I ended up wanting her more than the other girl (and I'm sorry I forgot to get her name). But while fucking the other girl on the table, Emily came up behind me and started licking my ass out and kept pace with my thrusting. Fuck that girl is hot. Then competed for cock sucking time and won and then rammed her finger all the way up my ass while she was sucking the life out of my cock. Didn't leave much for the other girl to do, and I didn't care. Emily was worth the whole amount which was standard plus one.
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04-05-25 18:05 #51540Regular Member

Posts: 2East side L1 AMP review
My first post on this site. I had 2 recent experiences at AMPs on East side, one at Lings Massage and other at oriental health spa on lake Underhill Rd. Both L1. Did half hour at both places. 60 for massage + 40 HE. Both places ladies were in their late 30's or 40's. Massage was alright, not really therapeutic nor there was teasing. Draping was on both places but she moved it around when massaging. The massage at lings was bit more sensual with lots of oil and she also massaged my butt. The flip was good, used oil for the happy ending. I would not repeat due to the massage factor. Hope this helps anyone. Thanks.
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04-05-25 17:54 #51539Senior Member

Posts: 109Something on the East side will be very welcome. Looking forward to hearing it is open.
Originally Posted by BigInJapan
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04-05-25 17:17 #51538Senior Member

Posts: 752Re: New east side king
You are correct, nothing built out. From what I understand, not exactly taking over either, though it may seem like it on the surface. I reckon if I say much more, the internet bloodhounds out there will sniff it out.
Originally Posted by Bjceb
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04-05-25 14:49 #51537Senior Member

Posts: 1580New east side king
Can't seem to see where's there coming in at.
Nothing being built out from what I can tell.
Maybe there taking over one of the crappy level 1 spots.
Originally Posted by BigInJapan
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04-05-25 11:13 #51536Senior Member

Posts: 249Stopped M&why to see grace. She remembered me from Tokyo. She looked very different this time around and she told me why. She had some work done in China. She had a larger ass than the usual Asian girl but it grew. Very large ass now. Reminds me of Latina girls I see down south or laurita ass (which is bigger). She outshined amber today. If you are looking to pound a nice fat ass with slim body and perfect c tits then give grace a try. I don't know how these girls keep getting better and better after all these visits.
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04-05-25 10:59 #51535Senior Member

Posts: 46I was talking with Amber after a session. I am sure they deal with enough stuff already, but at least this time around for Amber, she actually liked her previous name better but due to last months recent name similarities changed it up.
Originally Posted by BigInJapan
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04-05-25 10:48 #51534Senior Member

Posts: 219Amber GFE heaven LOL
Wow, had the pleasure of seeing amber this morning. Even better than I rmr. She apparently rmr me from last October (nutted real quick last time) and told me this time she'll take her time and go slow and that she did. Amazing athletic little body, pretty face and smile, mm b / c that are well done and a good size ass / legs. BBBJ, mish, doggy and CIM. Personality was great too, told me she's forever 25 when I asked how old she was. Whole experience from pre nut to post nut was GFE perfection. Originally booked 30 minutes but was there for an hour just talking and making out like college kids. Treat her well gentlemen. YMMV, I was the only one there after the other girls were booked with other clients.














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