Strip Club Reports

[RobertABouy]

I keep meaning to check out TJ, there was this guy on IG that ran trips from SD, kept you safe. Did you fell unsafe at any point?

TJ safety is always the first thing guys ask me about. I normally go down in the AM as being from the east coast, the 3 hrs has you up and ready. I usually walk over the San Ysidro pedestrian crossing. Pretty easy. If you have Global Entry, take it as it potentially can save a ton of time on the return as it can be hrs long. With GE, or Sentri pass, you walk by the entire line and go right in. Literally takes me 10-15 minutes max.

Safety wise, I go down early and don't stay too much past 9 pm. After that, I could see it getting sketchy. During the day, I have zero concerns about safety. That said, I don't wander around too much outside the 2 blocks around Hong Kong. Outside of that, it is easy. Most guys go to HK via cab and leave without seeing the rest of Zona Norte. Probably good. Outside of the clubs and taco stands, it is a shithole. That said, the clubs are usually nice. HK is very big and fun and most of the girls and patrons are nice. The waiters / meseros are paid to get you to buy drinks and buy ficha drinks for the girls. They can be high pressure, but harmless.

Safety in the club is fine. In the rooms with the girls are usually good too. I did have one issue with one lady who tried to Roofie my drink, but I did drink it, it didn't do much than make me "drunk". She was trying to rob me, but I never passed out or anything. She ended up getting fired after I complained a couple days later that she slipped me something. I showed my blood test and they said she was known thief. So the got rid of her.

There is one guy on here in the Orange County CA sub forum (way down it is something like "fun in TJ with OC bros". Goes buy captain solo. He is a nice guy and we shared a drink with me a few times. Good advise from him for newbies. For me, I like adventure and because I don't drink, I rarely find myself in tough spots. That said, you will see some wacky shit. Mind your business and keep moving. Find a girl, get a room, blast away and repeat. Very fun, and a bargain. The women are mostly hotter than most of the PVD girls and even have some US girls down there. Found a hot girl from Orlando last time I was there. She was a stoner and wanted to just live in TJ. Fun girl.

You can get anything you want there. Fat, skinny, old, young, any hair color, etc. Some girls work as teams and want you for 3 some or 4 somes. Grab them and have the experience of your life. In RI, that's north of $1 K. Down there, usually around $400-500 for 3 girls. Best part is when you return, you walk in the club and the girls take note that you know how to have fun. You suddenly get way more interesting to them (probably because they know you are into having fun and aren't cheap. They notice.

Best advise, go during the day, don't get hammered or do any drugs, keep to yourself and stay in the club. You will be fine.

[Bearxxx]

More of the same. A few cars there and 4 dancers. Each one I know and pass on. Headed to the lot in record time.

I was in Tijuana last week and overall, even it has lost a bit of its luster. Still a ton of girls, but the Hong Kong club and their associated hotel are gouging customers now. $40 for a 45 minute hotel room (that they start knocking at 30 minutes). The girls are all beautiful and they literally have one of everything. You like big fake boobs, check. Tiny chicks-check, blondes, brunettes and redheads. Same. Even BB FS if you're adventurous. I went down two nights and spent $600 each night on 3 sessions each night. All were good, but the $40 charge annoyed me since you can get a room overnight for $100. Each girl starts at $120 for everything and rapidly negotiates down to $100. I did make one exception for arguably the hottest woman I have ever seen there. Even so, she still quoted $120.

Last night there, I went to Chicago club which is on the same block. They have a more "diverse" group of ladies from all over South America. Found a gorgeous brunette for $80 plus $10 for the room. Bargain and possibly the best session of the trip.

I keep meaning to check out TJ, there was this guy on IG that ran trips from SD, kept you safe. Did you fell unsafe at any point?

[RobertABouy]

Went in today and by 1:15 pm, Diamond has now done 4 vips in around 1:30 hr. Impressive, but not going to be the caboose on that train. She's not even being subtle at all about it either. If you are by the bar, you hear everything. LOL.

Desi, Joy, Meadow and a few others are here today. Going to bounce and check out other clubs.

Also there were Misty, Bella (good God she has a great ass). Also new pawg Molly (from night).

Anyone have any success with Bella. Always heard she was no go, but seems fun.

Spent a bit at Caddy today as well. Nice big titty Asian Leanna and some cute spinner with pigtails. Any intel as I am flying blind there?

[RobertABouy]

Went in today and by 1:15 pm, Diamond has now done 4 vips in around 1:30 hr. Impressive, but not going to be the caboose on that train. She's not even being subtle at all about it either. If you are by the bar, you hear everything. LOL.

Desi, Joy, Meadow and a few others are here today. Going to bounce and check out other clubs.

[BDigital420]

Is vee the short curvy dancer?

Midget stripper with enhancements.

[BridesMilk]

Went yesterday afternoon--none of my favorites were there--finally had a dance with Alice / Eletctra or what ever here name is. Skinny white chick nice boobs. It sucked --she asked for money up front and she is definitely super flightly or on some interesting drugs. Won't repeat. There was a girl that she was hanging with that I've seen before that I kinda like the look of--white tall slender blondish hair-girl next door type with a butterfly tattoo on shoulder--any onfo? Any good? I'm thinking not if they are friendly but who knows.

Also another short blonde that I've never seen either. Tan and alot of makeup but in a good way. Really pretty face and maybe 5 feet tall with thicker legs--not fat at all but kinda build like a gymnast instead of a toothpick. Anyone? Sorry if my descriptions suck but neither went on stage.

I think Alice is pretty done with the whole stripping thing. She used to be a wild chick where I'd always have a blast. Now she's less drunk, and I don't think she's into drugs as much. She's only working there to save enough money to get the hell out of RI, I think. Good for her! I hope she makes it.

[Crabbi]

Is vee the short curvy dancer?

The one with the biggest ass in the place by far.

[Joey1994]

Define value? Saw her on the clubs IG recently and do like her type. How open is the menu? TIA.

Is vee the short curvy dancer?

[MrProv]

99% of the time I top $100 over the $100 that's standard for the girl. Vee appreciates it and basically lets me do what I want.

[Crabbi]

Once I decide there's nothing going on at Fantasies I head to Desires. Vee is good value if you like her look.

Define value? Saw her on the clubs IG recently and do like her type. How open is the menu? TIA.

[StrippySweats]

Went yesterday afternoon--none of my favorites were there--finally had a dance with Alice / Eletctra or what ever here name is. Skinny white chick nice boobs. It sucked --she asked for money up front and she is definitely super flightly or on some interesting drugs. Won't repeat. There was a girl that she was hanging with that I've seen before that I kinda like the look of--white tall slender blondish hair-girl next door type with a butterfly tattoo on shoulder--any onfo? Any good? I'm thinking not if they are friendly but who knows.

Also another short blonde that I've never seen either. Tan and alot of makeup but in a good way. Really pretty face and maybe 5 feet tall with thicker legs--not fat at all but kinda build like a gymnast instead of a toothpick. Anyone? Sorry if my descriptions suck but neither went on stage.

[Willy O]

I haven't been visiting much lately but stopped in Monday. As expected, kind of uneventful! Maybe a half dozen girls and a dozen guys hanging around. I only recognized Joy and Shelley. Joy is no fun as far as I know!? Shelley is super nice and puts in one hell of an effort in the private room but for whatever reason the performance doesn't work for me! There was a smaller girl there with a butt you wouldn't expect that walked by me a couple times that intrigued me but I was occupied. She had straight brown hair to her shoulders and probably only around 5 feet tall. If anyone has a clue who I am talking about and has any info on her I would appreciate any input.

[RobertABouy]

On a separate note, anyone take Caramel at Fantasies for a VIP? Just wondering.

TOFTT. She is a waste of time. Overpriced and not FS. Wanted me to dine at the why, but no chance in a club near the end of a shift. Pass.

[RobertABouy]

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On a separate note, anyone take Caramel at Fantasies for a VIP? Just wondering.

[RobertABouy]

Can you share who? PM me if you'd I tried to PM you but inbox was full.

I used to enjoy your weekly rundowns of all the options.

Lately Fantasies has been nothing but misses for me. Friday afternoons have been incredibly slow and limited. Bianca looks interesting but I haven't been wiling to take the chance yet. I did have a dance with Rosita and found her to be good value. Great tits too.

Once I decide there's nothing going on at Fantasies I head to Desires. Vee is good value if you like her look.

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