Massage Parlor Reports

[Charlie Morris]

Haha this made me laugh. She really has sucked a lot. She must have jaws of steel by now. And probably her pussy too.

I know they make money but damn 3 millions, and she still wanted to empty the bank account of the committed relationship haha.

A couple of months ago, I stopped by an AMP I pass on the way back from ATL in Ocala, Lotus Massage, I have stopped there several times, always different girls, and always FS for about 200 coins. Some girls where amazingly nice, others more mechanical. The last time, it seems the lady was okay, FS offered and accepted, and her English was great. We chatted, and she just got here from New York. I asked, is that your Audi SUV outside with the NY plates, yes it was. Well, I was doing the same math, cash business, and she drives a better car than I do! Made me shake my head all the way back home. Albeit with a smile. Those girls are smart!

[SpaceLyspRoket]

I spent another weekend in Orlando and continued my tour of the current A list AMPs. Next up was a visit to Tokyo. Previous reviews indicated Tiffany would be a good option. Man was she ever.

Can I ask what the damages were?

[HP333]

Any fun to be had around Seaworld area? Appreciate it, here in area for few days. Thanks.

[M2003]

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

Haha this made me laugh. She really has sucked a lot. She must have jaws of steel by now. And probably her pussy too.

I know they make money but damn 3 millions, and she still wanted to empty the bank account of the committed relationship haha.

[WayneHoffman77]

I will be in O-Town next Monday. Is Angela in any rotation?

[Dr Willy]

Anyone have the post # that details the major AMP's.

The info in this "Guide" (from March of this year) is starting to get a bit over-ripe, but much of it remains relevent. The single most glaring tidbit that should be ignored (for the time being) is any reference to A2 Spa, as that place shuttered a while back, ostensibly for "renovation", but it still hasn't come back to life and the girls (formerly staring at the previously closed Milk Massage) still haven't shown up at some other new location.

I think most of the rest of the info on the other places is still fairly solid.

I'll post this here for everyone's benefit:
CLICK HERE for the "Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations (v2. 0).

[Dr Willy]

Wow she's been doing this for more than 10 years and is still churning out solid service. That's impressive.

Few girls could possibly get as GOOD at what Yuki/Monica/Blue does without MANY years of practice and experience. While a lot of guys THINK they want a pert young twentysomething, those girls are more often TERRIBLE at sex than those with more experience. Yuki has both the MANY years of experience and the APPEARANCE of a girl MANY years younger than she actually is. This is why I find it meaningless to ask a girls age on here... we shouldn't care how old they ARE, we should care, first, about how GOOD they are at fucking and, second, how young they LOOK in appearance, without regard to actual age.

I was checking out rubmaps, and the legendary Yuki first showed up in Orlando reviews at Bora Bora Nov. 2016, Mona a month later. That predates Cheery Blossom.

I beg to differ. Bora Bora was opened up as an "overflow" location because Cherry Blossom (on Bumby Ave) was getting too crowded/busy and had crappy parking. So, Cherry Blossom was around well before Bora Bora even opened. Additionally, I saw both Mona and Yuki at Cherry Blossom earlier than November of 2016, and well before Bora Bora opened, although I don't use Rubmaps, so I wouldn't have put up a report there, and this forum tends to prune old reports, so trying to dig back on here is most often misleading.

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. (...) $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

The one hole in your math (no pun intended) is that Yuki was "out of circulation" for a bit over 2 years while she was "busy" with a committed relationship. And by committed, I believe it was more "committed to living it up! and emptying the bank account" of someone willing to "invest" in keeping her to themselves. In any case, she eventully returned to the gravy-train she knows. And yes, they ALL do say they're 26! It's almost comical how many girls have told me that exact same age! As far as ACTUAL age, I've already made my case for why bothering to discuss that is irrelevent, but I'll put my vote out there that Yuki is more likely in her very late 40's, albeit an exceptionally well preserved (and she's had "work done") overall package. Combine that preservation with natual Asian "disinclination to age" and you get a girl of that age that LOOKS like she could be 26 if the lights are low, and even early 30's in broad daylight. That "LOOK" with her "SKILLS" (and experience) makes her one of the best at her craft.

[CheekyFella]

I spent another weekend in Orlando and continued my tour of the current A list AMPs. Next up was a visit to Tokyo. Previous reviews indicated Tiffany would be a good option. Man was she ever. Cute face, nice breasts, tight ass and legs. She is a definite pleaser. I arrived at opening right before another hobbyist. Sorry. She started with some extended shower fun. In fact she never watched the clock the entire time. Her BBJ was top tier. She had me on edge the entire time. I was still rock hard after arriving in the room. There was no way I could lay face down. She came in and went right back to work. She had me squirming all over the table. She repositioned herself for some 69. I normally don't partake in an AMP. But she tasted nice and the more I hit the right spots, the more intense the BBJ got. I squeezed her nice ass while teasing her clit. She moaned deeply. I then learned about the Tiffany position. I felt like she enjoyed the face fucking as much as me. She took it deep and hard. Once covered up, she rode me hard in CG, RCG, Crab, and Belly Rocker until she came. It was my time to control the action. Started in Mish, over to K9, Flat Iron where I was hitting the spot and she came a second time. I told her it takes a while for me to come with the cover, so she sat on my chest and begin an intense stroking of my cock. She leaned forward saying she wanted it her mouth. I suggested we return to the Tiffany position where I began rubbing one out with her lips on the tip while she played with her kitty. Rights as I was ready to explode, she took me in her mouth and swallowed a large deposit. Overall, the session was full of just good sex. Because it was early and not too busy, she took her time pleasing me and enjoying my efforts.

[TyphoonTarget]

Anyone have the post # that details the major AMP's.

[TyphoonTarget]

Has A2 or the A2 Replacement come back yet?

[Mic Bush]

Very interesting!

And that's with no oil change and tire rotation down time. LMFAO.

[FromMars]

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

IDK something tells me she isn't earning 3. 7 million let alone 1.

[LuckyLady55]

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

Very interesting!

[RowdyReptile]

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

Hope you are self employed.

I'm thinking Yuki is 35-40 Mona 40-44. Fit, healthy Asian chics all look younger.

[Jeff1976]

Wow she's been doing this for more than 10 years and is still churning out solid service. That's impressive.

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...