Massage Parlor Reports

[TyphoonTarget]

Anyone have the post # that details the major AMP's.

[TyphoonTarget]

Has A2 or the A2 Replacement come back yet?

[Mic Bush]

Very interesting!

And that's with no oil change and tire rotation down time. LMFAO.

[FromMars]

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

IDK something tells me she isn't earning 3. 7 million let alone 1.

[LuckyLady55]

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

Very interesting!

[RowdyReptile]

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

Hope you are self employed.

I'm thinking Yuki is 35-40 Mona 40-44. Fit, healthy Asian chics all look younger.

[Jeff1976]

Wow she's been doing this for more than 10 years and is still churning out solid service. That's impressive.

Can't resist the temptation to run some fun numbers on this one (and bored at work).

Lets say she has worked 11 months a year, and 3 weeks a month, over that time span. Likely longer, but that's just what we know of. That's 2310 days of "work". Assuming 8-10 clients a day (9 clients, for simple math). That's 20,790 clients. At 6 inches per client, that's 124,740 inches, or 10,395 feet or 1.97 miles of schlong.

Now, for even more fun, lets estimate that each client gets about 7-10 minutes of oral at about 30 "RPM". So, each client gets about 210 pumps of oral, on the low end (just guessing on time and rate, based on personal experience with her). Now, at 210 pumps for each client, you get 413.7 miles of oral travel, in her professional career, so far. Basically, she has sucked the distance (line of sight) from Kissimmee to Atlanta, and still going strong. No Dyson or Hoover ever manufactured, has that sort of stamina!

Now, the flip side, is the $3.7 million earned (pre tax, of course), and she is likely in her mid to low 30s. She says 26, but they all say 26...

[RowdyReptile]

This phenom was the legendary Yuki going all the way back to the glory days of Cherry Blossom on Bumby AT LEAST 8 or 9 years ago. She held on to that name for a long time, then tried changing to Monica for a while at Golden Gate (for a hot second) and then also at NDS/King, however, she was SO well known as Yuki that we all just kept calling her by that name both on here and when asking for her at the AMP. After NDS/King closed up and that 'team' eventually turned up at Gardenia (and then Spring/Relax and Tokyo), Yuki/Monica decided to start going by Blue. It seems to be sticking better this time, but anyone that knows her from her 'Yuki' days will probably still call her that in person ... just to establish that they've been hittin' that for a long time!

By the way, the equally legendary Mona also dates back to that same timeframe at Cherry Blossom, and she made a half-hearted effort at changing her name to Linda couple of years ago, and that didn't stick at all. Many here consider Yuki/Monica/Blue and Mona as the co-ringleaders among the troupe of girls they work with.

I was checking out rubmaps, and the legendary Yuki first showed up in Orlando reviews at Bora Bora Nov. 2016, Mona a month later. That predates Cheery Blossom.

[LuckyLady55]

This was excellent recommendation and left very satisfied. She is very pretty in girl next door look with nice set of tits on tiny frame and nice ass. Very sensual and really enjoyed the hour. She offered 2 girl but only wanted to sample here. Dfk, lots of tuma, great BJ and very sensual. Seems like she likes to fuck and please. I had great dream and appreciate recommendation.

I prefer parking set up at Spring but I'll be back to see Chloe.

I think I'm ready for another round with her as well, I will see if I can get over there in the next couple days.

I need to try blue also.

[LuckyLady55]

What is the usual damage at the AMPs around here? I visited some in Delaware and they're usually 60 coins to mamasan and 80 tip.

Easier way to look at it here for the top 3 that are always mentioned and even most of the other spas locally would be 200 for hh or 240 for the h add 100 to any of those to double the fun.

Dr. Willys guide is much more detailed and will give you all of the information you need.

[M2003]

This phenom was the legendary Yuki going all the way back to the glory days of Cherry Blossom on Bumby AT LEAST 8 or 9 years ago. She held on to that name for a long time, then tried changing to Monica for a while at Golden Gate (for a hot second) and then also at NDS/King, however, she was SO well known as Yuki that we all just kept calling her by that name both on here and when asking for her at the AMP.

Wow she's been doing this for more than 10 years and is still churning out solid service. That's impressive.

[Dr Willy]

What are blues prior names from prior locations? Just wondering.

This phenom was the legendary Yuki going all the way back to the glory days of Cherry Blossom on Bumby AT LEAST 8 or 9 years ago. She held on to that name for a long time, then tried changing to Monica for a while at Golden Gate (for a hot second) and then also at NDS/King, however, she was SO well known as Yuki that we all just kept calling her by that name both on here and when asking for her at the AMP. After NDS/King closed up and that 'team' eventually turned up at Gardenia (and then Spring/Relax and Tokyo), Yuki/Monica decided to start going by Blue. It seems to be sticking better this time, but anyone that knows her from her 'Yuki' days will probably still call her that in person ... just to establish that they've been hittin' that for a long time!

By the way, the equally legendary Mona also dates back to that same timeframe at Cherry Blossom, and she made a half-hearted effort at changing her name to Linda couple of years ago, and that didn't stick at all. Many here consider Yuki/Monica/Blue and Mona as the co-ringleaders among the troupe of girls they work with.

[OrlandoOD]

What are blues prior names from prior locations? Just wondering.

[Dick Jackman]

Repeat visit to Spring / Let's Relax. A new girl came out to meet me. I asked for Blue and she said "I'm the new Blue" and led me back to the room. Loved her self confidence.

Jasmine is a young and attractive Malaysian woman. Fit body with huge man mades. When I asked where she was from, she said "Malaysia. See my skin is darker". Her skin is slightly darker than the pale Chinese providers we often see. She speaks decent English and you can have a conversation with her. Paid the standard fare for an hour FS session (80 + 160). TS was excellent. Energetic NURU, TUMA and BBBJ.

Back to the room for 69 and CG and a powerful release. Jasmine then took me back to the TS and cleaned me off. Returned to the room. I thought she was going to massage me for the balance of my time but she instead climbed onto the table next to me and we cuddled and had a post coital conversation for the remainder of my visit. Then she helped me dress and walked me to the exit.

Jasmine said that she will be at Spring until the end of July at which time she will transfer to the Tokyo Spa. I met a new girl upon leaving -- at least new to me. Sugar seems friendly and inviting. It appears that Blue was at Gardenia and not at Spring. I didn't call to confirm Blue's location before visiting Spring / Let's Relax but I was very happy with Jasmine. You'll like her, too.

There was some kind of sign in book on the lobby counter but I wasn't asked to sign it. I think its just a prop for show.

[Infidel2025]

What is the usual damage at the AMPs around here? I visited some in Delaware and they're usually 60 coins to mamasan and 80 tip.

Try Chloe at Tokyo. She is amazing and tiny. You'll have a lot of fun in the shower and for such a tiny girl she has a sweet little body and pretty talented the way such a small girl can Deep Throat like she can, when sucking dick she's a little different than the others, as she more or less makes love to your dick. The third time I met her I was so into it I just let her suck my dick for about 20 minutes and finished there without even fucking her. I have seen her at least six or seven times since she's been here.

She loves to kiss and speaks good English. Super sweet girl.