Massage Parlor Reports

**RamseySt** · 06-29-24 20:43

Dang. Disappointed.

After having a poor experience at Let's Relax I decided to try another AMP. I arrived at Gardinea which I'm guessing is a newer location from their old place or maybe it was a similar name. Either way I arrived and immediately thought the location was high visibility. They do offer back door parking and entrance but I didn't know that until I walked up to the front entrance.

I walk in and all the doors were open to the individual rooms and the place was as quiet as a church mouse. The girl who opened the front door was Jasmine and who ended up staying with me for the session. I had read some previous reviews about the table shower and so I wanted to try in hopes that it would be worth the experience.

It was a complete let down. There was zero interaction on the table other than some warm water and soap.

Now let me stop real quick. I usually read reviews and wonder if the monger writing the reviews is some ugly dude which is why the service sucked. I'm still young (39) in shape works out daily dude. I just like the quick access to post nut clarity the AMP can provide.

Alright so back to the review. The table showed was so lame my d!ck went soft. I was so bored. We went back to the room when the doorbell rang and she left the room to answer after she returned my d!ck was sleeping. She worked to get it up with a decent BBBJ. She wanted to put on one of those tiny covers for some FS but I declined. Cause at this point I was bored. I told her to keep going which she did and eventually it was a cim finish.

Standard wipe down, get dressed and leave.

I personally would not be in a rush to head back tbh. Again I don't know if the monger gods are not smiling or if I'm missing something from the last time I was here in January. Either way, please someone tell me of another place that is not going to disappoint.

**RowdyReptile** · 06-29-24 17:43

Originally Posted by AznWenis [View Original Post]

Stopped by let's relax today. Saw Kristy, reminds me of the porn girl doshi. Great time, usual positions. Chatted with blue on way out. Sounds like they have a work around for the new law and can still keep things going as they were like in Texas. The apartment girl set up is a hit or miss. Was in Chicago and that's their set up. Not a real fan. The k apartment girls a bit better set up but usually higher priced. We will all find out soon.

Or a typo, and she gave you a reach around on way out.

**RowdyOne999** · 06-29-24 17:14

I have heard so much about blue, but kept missing her, so Christi answered the door today and took me to the big room because I had already texted and asked about 4 hands, I asked if blue 💙 was available for 2nd girl and happy to hear she was, what followed is only supposed to happen in movies, did everything I could think of except Greek, but I ran out of energy before I could ask, Blue is a rock star, Christi had plenty of energy and enthusiasm,10/10.

**RamseySt** · 06-29-24 15:00

I stopped by LR last night and saw a provider. I forget her name but she wasn't worth remembering anyways. Honestly the whole experience was lacking and a complete waste of time and money. The girl was not even attractive. I paid for a TS but never received. The session felt rushed. I wish the Milk were still up and running. Now I'll have to try Tokyo or Gardina today and see if they are any better. After experience with LR it's hard to say if I'd be back. In their one defense I did see two other girls who stopped by and they were cute.

**AznWenis** · 06-29-24 14:54

Stopped by let's relax today. Saw Kristy, reminds me of the porn girl doshi. Great time, usual positions. Chatted with blue on way out. Sounds like they have a work around for the new law and can still keep things going as they were like in Texas. The apartment girl set up is a hit or miss. Was in Chicago and that's their set up. Not a real fan. The k apartment girls a bit better set up but usually higher priced. We will all find out soon.

**JusWansed** · 06-28-24 17:32

Sad to hear the news for orlando. $$ in ATL will get you a hr massage and a handshake and they are happy for it up there. $$$ will get you into an apartment / agency but the catch is they require verification with p411 or some sort of screening been hearing mixed things about what that screening is sometimes it's light some check a LinkedIn profile or call your job. I really wish they kept the A2 model.

**Bertil** · 06-28-24 15:18

Originally Posted by Jack1964 [View Original Post]

Would love to see those pop up.

They're big in Vegas also. Maybe we'll get lucky out here one day.

**WenDans** · 06-28-24 12:11

Originally Posted by CoolPerson73 [View Original Post]

Are those her real pictures?

Those look like AI pictures to me.

**BooBoo24** · 06-28-24 12:08

Originally Posted by CoolPerson73 [View Original Post]

Are those her real pictures?

They are slightly enhanced, but the one of her laying on her back is 100% accurate.

**CoolPerson73** · 06-28-24 11:28

Originally Posted by BooBoo24 [View Original Post]

Correct. I saw this gal when I was out there a month ago. Raw-dogged her for an hour with 2 pops for 3. 80. Fun time in an upscale apt complex.

Cali is a fun place to play with many many options. If you're a dreamer.

https://www.xoxo-club.com/hera

Are those her real pictures?

**Jlttow** · 06-28-24 08:54

Has anybody been to ot spa ad on skip has a a2 spa vibe to me but don't know.

**BbbbbwLover** · 06-28-24 01:13

Originally Posted by WillPayForFun [View Original Post]

You can get a pretty good, strong massage, at International Therapy (8490 S US Hwy 17 92, Fern Park, FL 32730). It's a house behind a red fence on the West side of 17/92. Yumi, who says she is "yummy" wears a dress but alas, them some thick, long ass panties underneath. I wasn't really looking for more than L1 but I do love to roam. She claims the tits come out "next time. " I would guess med B with tiny nipples I was pulling through her dress.

I would go back for the massage and she does seem to enjoy the play. Also, she is a little thick. A bouncy soft round ass on her. She laughed every time I smacked it.

Dalian?

I stopped in there a year ago or so. Didn't see the manager but saw the latin lady with large breasts. She was about 5' 9", thick. L1 first visit, 2nd visit, at the end, she had me sit up then she stuck my hand down her pants after she pulled her tits out. It was kinda awkward to be honest. She shared no emotion.

Ok, Willpay, I'll definitely check it out, if Tina's not available. Appreciate the input thanks.

**BbbbbwLover** · 06-28-24 00:57

Originally Posted by TampaBoobLover [View Original Post]

Is Carole good looking? Would she at least let you touch her boobs over her shirt?

She' s a descent looking lady, but, it doesn 't look like extras are on the table.

**BbbbbwLover** · 06-28-24 00:49

Yeah, I guess I felt it was the same as greek or pee play where there's usually an upcharge, so, I just kind of gave in.

**BooBoo24** · 06-27-24 22:52

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

Korean Apartment AMP is what it looks like.

Correct. I saw this gal when I was out there a month ago. Raw-dogged her for an hour with 2 pops for 3. 80. Fun time in an upscale apt complex.

Cali is a fun place to play with many many options. If you're a dreamer.

https://www.xoxo-club.com/hera