Massage Parlor Reports

**DeanDuber** · 01-04-24 00:12

Alright so I've been surfing this thread, digging through archives, and I'm curious if the Unicorn service I desire is out there. Is there a provider that is mid to attractive that gives a good massage and a bbj? I've seen mostly downriver nuru and Bonita for the bbj. But I've also seen reports that they're warlocks and no real massage lmao. The hottest provider I've seen thus far, did nuru and HJ for $300. I'd return cause of how hot she was. But It's a little steep for what you get. I may be dumb and everyone may want this, but I don't need / want FS, just a good massage and a nice blow pop at the end. Too much to ask for haha?

Any feedback other than I'm a moron is welcome and appreciated!

**Eaton Beaver** · 01-03-24 21:00

Originally Posted by Vanilla2828 [View Original Post]

Hey everyone I don't post much but for reference I'm a young guy and I occasionally like to get a real good massage w just a started end and only done FS twice however I read the report about Nana and her feet and I happen to be a foot guy so I decided to give it a go and said why not I'll do FS. I get there nobody in parking lot mamasan brings me to room and in comes Nana let's be honest she's for sure late 30's maybe early 40's not much English she's better looking than many I've seen, big tits, nice little ass and wow bro was not lying about her feet! Super soft perfectly pedicured and very clean. However I may be tripping but she brings out condom in a towel it looked completely normal like it did just come out the wrapper but I don't really like the fact I didn't see her open it up in front of me. Said f it anyway I made it that far an it was pretty damn tight. Let me know if why'all think I'm tripping or not about the condom any reason they Do this?

Never have I had an AMP lady open a condom. They have all been brought into the room as you describe. Different cities and different locations. All done that way. If you spend too much time on the what ifs you're limiting your fun in this hobby.

**ED Pills** · 01-03-24 19:56

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

Condom wrappers are accepted in court as proof of prostitution. This ensures proper disposal by mama. (Or mama sells condom to girl for a percentage).

Hmmm. Been thinking about this. Why would a girl afraid of BBBJ, reroll a condom, spreading germs back onto the outside, and the apply it with her mouth? HeeMan your argument may be valid.

**RayLatoole** · 01-03-24 19:14

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

Or maybe they come from the bulk condom bin at Whole Foods. Save the planet by reducing unnecessary packaging.

Whole foods has a bulk condom section? LOL.

**Sanctimonious6** · 01-03-24 18:16

Originally Posted by RamButt [View Original Post]

If you read the forum you would know that to save money a lot of these places wash the condoms out and reuse them that why there was no wrapper😉.

Or maybe they come from the bulk condom bin at Whole Foods. Save the planet by reducing unnecessary packaging.

**Wally2822** · 01-03-24 15:44

Originally Posted by StoneMaker [View Original Post]

Was there roaming or "does she not do that" either LOL.

Ha! Minimal roaming. She took her bra off but she wasn't into it at all.

**RamButt** · 01-03-24 14:21

Originally Posted by Vanilla2828 [View Original Post]

Hey everyone I don't post much but for reference I'm a young guy and I occasionally like to get a real good massage w just a started end and only done FS twice however I read the report about Nana and her feet and I happen to be a foot guy so I decided to give it a go and said why not I'll do FS. I get there nobody in parking lot mamasan brings me to room and in comes Nana let's be honest she's for sure late 30's maybe early 40's not much English she's better looking than many I've seen, big tits, nice little ass and wow bro was not lying about her feet! Super soft perfectly pedicured and very clean. However I may be tripping but she brings out condom in a towel it looked completely normal like it did just come out the wrapper but I don't really like the fact I didn't see her open it up in front of me. Said f it anyway I made it that far an it was pretty damn tight. Let me know if why'all think I'm tripping or not about the condom any reason they Do this?

If you read the forum you would know that to save money a lot of these places wash the condoms out and reuse them that why there was no wrapper.

**C8316** · 01-03-24 12:47

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

Condom wrappers are accepted in court as proof of prostitution. This ensures proper disposal by mama. (Or mama sells condom to girl for a percentage).

Condoms used by three clients are also accepted in court as proof of prostitution. Bring your own.

**RWhite** · 01-03-24 12:10

If I owned a spa and had to make an all star team my roster would consist of.

Mikki.

Bonita.

Jen (2010 Jen from Saigon).

Joy (Bella Touch).

Apple (All Green).

CiCi (Grand River Spa).

And coming off the bench would be.

Jen (Massage Breeze).

Tiffany (2018 Massage Envy Royal Oak).

Who would be on your all star all spa team?

**HeeJunk** · 01-03-24 10:04

Originally Posted by Vanilla2828 [View Original Post]

Hey everyone I don't post much but for reference I'm a young guy and I occasionally like to get a real good massage w just a started end and only done FS twice however I read the report about Nana and her feet and I happen to be a foot guy so I decided to give it a go and said why not I'll do FS. I get there nobody in parking lot mamasan brings me to room and in comes Nana let's be honest she's for sure late 30's maybe early 40's not much English she's better looking than many I've seen, big tits, nice little ass and wow bro was not lying about her feet! Super soft perfectly pedicured and very clean. However I may be tripping but she brings out condom in a towel it looked completely normal like it did just come out the wrapper but I don't really like the fact I didn't see her open it up in front of me. Said f it anyway I made it that far an it was pretty damn tight. Let me know if why'all think I'm tripping or not about the condom any reason they Do this?

Condom wrappers are accepted in court as proof of prostitution. This ensures proper disposal by mama. (Or mama sells condom to girl for a percentage).

**Gyxser70** · 01-03-24 00:56

Originally Posted by BigBoobLover [View Original Post]

I did not end up seeing her as she agrred to a time but ghosted me when I asked for location other than originally telling me on 11 Mile in Roseville. I tried to confirm an hour prior and then again a few more times but never heard back from her. Originally she did tell me $120 for the hour and she will decide on what happens during a session only upon meeting the client. I texted a few more times about a reschedule but no reply.

The number tied to that ad is most likely not the girl you would have seen. Those fully clothed pics look as if they could be almost 10 years old, anyway. The number tied to the ad is of the woman who used to have the office in Southfield, I believe? Lauren / Kim is what she always went by. She had the big DD's and her old pics she had the Coca-Cola bikini top.

She always could seem a little flaky and definitely kind of hood. Unless she's working with someone else (which I doubt) that's most likely who you were corresponding with.

**Vanilla2828** · 01-02-24 23:54

Hey everyone I don't post much but for reference I'm a young guy and I occasionally like to get a real good massage w just a started end and only done FS twice however I read the report about Nana and her feet and I happen to be a foot guy so I decided to give it a go and said why not I'll do FS. I get there nobody in parking lot mamasan brings me to room and in comes Nana let's be honest she's for sure late 30's maybe early 40's not much English she's better looking than many I've seen, big tits, nice little ass and wow bro was not lying about her feet! Super soft perfectly pedicured and very clean. However I may be tripping but she brings out condom in a towel it looked completely normal like it did just come out the wrapper but I don't really like the fact I didn't see her open it up in front of me. Said f it anyway I made it that far an it was pretty damn tight. Let me know if why'all think I'm tripping or not about the condom any reason they Do this?

**YogiBaba420** · 01-02-24 23:14

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**StoneMaker** · 01-02-24 21:56

Originally Posted by Wally2822 [View Original Post]

I saw her for the first time a few days ago. I saw several reports on her in the past but decided to take a chance. Made an appointment the day before. She has a house in hazel park and has a professional setup in one of the bedrooms. Gave a decent massage. After the hour was up she said okay you're all set. Asked if she could massage jr before I leave. She paused for about 10 seconds and said if I tip her well she'll do it but she never ever does that for any clients (yea sure LOL). Very mechanical HJ and wasn't into it. $150 all together. I don't think I will repeat.

Was there roaming or "does she not do that" either LOL.