Massage Parlor Reports

[Lift Her Up]

The great Joanne used to do this with me. One of the last unicorns in the game.

Marianne at a place way out on Santa Monica Blvd in the Sawtelle or Mid-City area did this for me, when I was getting a BBBJ (they were always BB back then) I blew much too quickly, and she gave me a little money back. Sweet. Wow, almost half a century ago.

Lift Her Up.

[GreenStream]

The great Joanne used to do this with me. One of the last unicorns in the game.

There was a place in Lake Forest next to Pep Boys (gone a few years ago) where the very tall, thin woman told me $1 was more than enough for CFS. She was fun.

[GreenStream]

That looks like a very cool place! Not sure how anyone would get a suck and fuck there, though.

Yes, legitimate only. They (probably the City of Irvine) even require that massage customers wear disposable shorts.

[Donvu69]

She's off of Edinger and Euclid.

Does she go by Cindy there as well? May try to call first if she's available since the reviews for the others don't seem that good.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I've had different experiences at these places. SH has Lily, Apple and Lee that all have open menus. Linda, Jenny and Yoyo still there. All peel off their duds for a reasonable price. A couple of them have put on some pounds. But alas, Grace, Emily, Wendy and Anna are years gone.

Yeah, the Titans of Prepandemic: Grace, Wendy, Kathleen, skinny Rose, Anna. All gone.

Is Lee also known as Len or Lien? Really cute face but packing a few too many dumplings, and perpetual "Go F yourself" expression on her face? She seems be allergic to dick.

Yoyo too seems to either avoid HE or does it under protest. Its very rare to even get her bra open. She does not seem to be holding up well either.

There is also Sunny, Mimi, Lily, etc. Good looking but I think Steven has stopped training them. Even the legit part of the massage used to be very good and highly organized. The new girls don't even know the legit part, and are not enthusiastic about the non-legit.

There is always Helen and Lucy. The last of the Mochicans who know how to please a man.

[Oc Amper]

Yes, Irvine Spa.

That looks like a very cool place! Not sure how anyone would get a suck and fuck there, though.

[Slammer6008]

And to update Cindy's status even more recently, as of a week ago Cindy is no longer at MHF. Not sure which shop she moved to as I haven't contacted her or been contacted by her. I'm sure she'll pop up somewhere soon but no longer at MHF..

She's off of Edinger and Euclid.

[Likndikit]

And to update Cindy's status even more recently, as of a week ago Cindy is no longer at MHF. Not sure which shop she moved to as I haven't contacted her or been contacted by her. I'm sure she'll pop up somewhere soon but no longer at MHF..

Maybe she went back to True Care to hang with her old friend Linda. She seems to bounce back and forth a lot. Good provider for a 50 year old.

[Mr Plumber]

Maybe four months ago, sincere FS Cindy moved back to My Happy Feet, on Bolsa about a mile away.

Lift Her Up.

And to update Cindy's status even more recently, as of a week ago Cindy is no longer at MHF. Not sure which shop she moved to as I haven't contacted her or been contacted by her. I'm sure she'll pop up somewhere soon but no longer at MHF.

Mr. P.

[Lift Her Up]

2018 sucks, Big ass Mia is a prude, I heard there was a FS Cindy here but every time I tried always got Mia.

Maybe four months ago, sincere FS Cindy moved back to My Happy Feet, on Bolsa about a mile away.

Lift Her Up.

[CivilBeast]

Mag and Bolsa, L shaped 3 story complex with 7/11 in the center. Tried Blue Sky at lunch. There are a couple other joints at this mall. Walk in and dude comes out from the back chewing on chop sticks. Gets behind the counter and stares down at an empty calendar and asks if I have appointment? No. How long? Half hour. Getting ready to walk and then he asks, boy or girl? Girl. OK. Something something. Cute younger asian girl comes out from the back. Wow. But she's sporting leggings and Doc Martins. Bummer. She leads me to a room down the hall and says get undressed. I signal to my pants and she vigorously shakes her head. Got a back massage, no action. Think it was 40 door and tipped 40. Does anyone know if the other spots here offer?

Another day. . . Driving down Westy and looks like ole CKB shuttered, injun tear. On a late winter night in 2017 pulled Hellen. BB CIP. Big dragon fly tat above her pubis mound. Anyone recall her?

Continued down to Lucky Pavlov's. Pulled Emily. At a distance with her pig tails, short skirt and push up bra, looked alright. They divided up the big room in the back. Walls paper thin, all the grunting of arms. Gave entrance and she leaves. Think it was 35 hhr. Comes back in and does the boom boom dance. Offer 1. 2 and she leaves again. She comes back and starts with a BBJ. Air kisses along the shaft but eventually gets me full chub with ok suction. Let her know I'm ready and we switch. Face is average, body late 40's, B cup, square back, MILF stomach, but her attitude is good. Tasted the tuna. Not market fresh. Standing mission and she takes it nice, good eye contact and positive encouragement. Get some good strokes in and empty in the bag. OK massage for the rest of my time. Saw a tall looker on the way out in heels, jeans, hoop earrings with hair pulled up. Wanted to ask but she turned and shook her ass down the hall throwing a look over her shoulder. Management? Damn.

[GreenStream]

Are there any Korean parlors these days? Seems they are all Chinese or Vietnamese in OC.

Yes, Irvine Spa.

[Oc Amper]

Thanks looks like its FS also, Chinese or Korean?

Are there any Korean parlors these days? Seems they are all Chinese or Vietnamese in OC.

[SoCalBrownBear]

So is $80 for a HJ justified or unjustified these days?

I'm on the unjustified camp but perhaps I am out of touch with how fast prices are inflating? Also difficult decision when a younger girl has your hard cock in her hands and you just want to blow -- but normally pay $60.

Unjustified as well 50-60 top. 60 if she allows roaming as well.

Or takes her top off. Those people paying 80 are setting the wrong bar. My personal opinion.

[BraveNuPengwin]

The Good:

Have you dudes tried P&C Welness (890X Westminster, next to KFC, diagonal from SH). When you pull up you noticed the door is open the lights are completely out inside. Like power outage dark. But there are bevy of fun loving nymphs waiting in the shadows. House is 35 or 50, but menu is open, and the absolute best deal in town. Most recently fun smiley Wendy this time. No English, but she is quite fluent in the universal language. Ass as firm as the rock of Gibraltar, and it does not take much to get her spinning out of control.

The Bad:

Sadly, can no longer recommend SH. Its been a great dependable shop, but Grace has left indefinitely. The only OG girls are Helen and Lucy. They have half a dozen new 25 year old girls with cute faces, but each packing an extra 10 kg bag of rice around their waistlines and hips, and no idea of how pull a pecker any more than they know how to cure cancer. They simply don't like dick but give it a half-ass effort.

The Ugly:

2018 upstairs on Bolsa. Never again will I go to that time shorting, tip demanding, shit shack with clumsy heffers and run-away fem-steers with bad attitudes.

Back in the day, the chrio next door was my favorite Viet parlor, I banged so many sexy young cuties there.

PC = haven't been in years.

What ages are we talking?

SH.

(not so sunny without Grace) I saw Lucy Christmas day, nice lady but old and I have a better regular for HJ.

She gave me a foot massage which is nice since most Asians have a dirty feet taboo.

2018 sucks, Big ass Mia is a prude, I heard there was a FS Cindy here but every time I tried always got Mia.

I could die at peace never seeing that Titania again. Massage is mediocre as well.