Massage Parlor Reports

[AlCapone2006]

Love the new girls. Papasan / Mamasan.

Rounded up hot youngins.

YMMV.

$40 half. Plus $100. = best Christmas lay.

Better than Christmas vacation LOL.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

[Muchcumm0013]

I saw them in a Holiday Inn. It was so bad I couldn't go through with it. Candy was not sweet at all. Acted friendly, but looked uncomfortable and incredibly limited menu. I'm friendly and respectful, so I Don't know why other than the language barrier. When I wanted DFK, I asked. I'm not one to force myself on a girl. She wanted more cash. I asked about daty (maybe that would put her at ease), she wanted more cash and only wanted my tongue to touch her. I asked if I could suck on her boobs. She said no. She said she would suck me off first. She then proceeded to start putting the rubber on, so she wasn't going to do BBBJ. That's when I got up and was like "no kisses, no kiss (I pointed down there), no sucky sucky. I can't do this. I gave you 1. 6. I'm done. " She tried to convince me to stay. I ripped the rubber off, changed, and walked. 1. 6 to TOFTT. Yeah, 2024 looks rough.

Believe it's too bad now. And they are all old women.

[BraveNuPengwin]

50 is for hhr - 120 tip.

70 is for hr - 160 tip.

So I am not really sure what he did. Hard to trust Penguin when Green Sign is concerned. He has bashed them since day 1 and is clearly trying to pull people to Believe even though Believe has not been good in a long time.

Definitely not trying to pull anyone to believe, place sucks as well. I was referring to the old believe. Green goblin has always sucked even when it was affiliated with Leva it still sucked.

[VoodooChile]

Bro tip there is 120. Why you guys are overtipping? Think about other guys when tipping there. Some make minimum wage.

50 is for hhr - 120 tip.

70 is for hr - 160 tip.

So I am not really sure what he did. Hard to trust Penguin when Green Sign is concerned. He has bashed them since day 1 and is clearly trying to pull people to Believe even though Believe has not been good in a long time.

[BigBoDonk]

Bro tip there is 120. Why you guys are overtipping? Think about other guys when tipping there. Some make minimum wage.

50 hr (160 tip).

Appointment with ice, Angela said, "no ice available".

Decent bbj.

Wouldn't allow my rubber, no dfk, no daty or O.

Bait and switch again!

Triple C knockers with a flat ass, typical Chinese girl.

Only thing good was the beege.

I really thought it would have been worth it to greet the goblin.

I definitely won't be back, especially with LE watching the place.

Green goblin sucks!

Definitely don't recommend.

Believe was way better, (r. I. p).

[BraveNuPengwin]

Anything open? I'd love to get something in but most places are closed or closing early?

[BraveNuPengwin]

50 hr (160 tip).

Appointment with ice, Angela said, "no ice available".

Decent bbj.

Wouldn't allow my rubber, no dfk, no daty or O.

Bait and switch again!

Triple C knockers with a flat ass, typical Chinese girl.

Only thing good was the beege.

I really thought it would have been worth it to greet the goblin.

I definitely won't be back, especially with LE watching the place.

Green goblin sucks!

Definitely don't recommend.

Believe was way better, (r. I. p).

[SaltyDog]

Saw Mia again even though I almost had her on my do not return list. She was texting that it's been awhile and I told her I like hour long massages and it's been rough lately (inflation) to set expectations. She was very affectionate when I walked in around 8:30 pm. Saw a new girl there who looked cute too, but didn't ask for her name. . 45 for the hour, and she massages real well, definitely has technique. Runs fingers along your body here and there as light teasing.

On flip top and bottoms came off, I've seen her a few times now, so we didn't discuss tip. Just looking for a massage + release, so tipped her pretty well with $. 2 (last time I got DATY + CBJ for $. 2).

Made an appt with Lisa at angel. Walked up and lady outside in a red shirt asked if I was the one who made the appt, I said yeah. She called for Lisa. MT came out heavy on the makeup in a skimpy yellow dress. Very skinny, not the best looker, didn't expect that at all (1st time). Led me to a dark room, paid. 40 for the hour, and undressed. She came back and started with the "massage". No oil.

Said she remembered me from before cause of my hair and light talking here and there. I didn't really make a move until she climbed on the table and sat on top of me, caressed her legs a little. She knew it was on at that point, had me flip.

Negotiations. I offered. 80 to which she looked shocked and retreated, then said $. Went to get a cover, undressed, started with CBJ. The light is real dim and Lisa is very enthusiastic, so I forgot how she looked initially and just enjoyed the moment.

Moved onto mish, then cg, Lisa definitely moans. As I was popping, she was too apparently, but felt forced, timing her movements to mine. She left and I expected her to continue the massage, but apparently it was over (around 30 minutes). Gave me a juice and a water, said she liked me a lot.

She then introduced me to her friend at the front (the one who I made the appt with and saw when I entered). Think it was Lily? Said she was good too.

Lisa didn't ask you for a Christmas gratuity?

[SirMister]

Okay so this is the second time I went there after tons of reports here and it is easy to find based on all the past reports.

The first time I ever went I think they gave me the worst looking gal or just bad luck of the draw but MMS I wouldn't have minded but she lead me to a room.

At that point I think let me see if she comes back but I think from what I read she isn't doing that anymore.

So I got this gal and I ended up with a $50 HJ.

I forgot her name but it was her last day and when I left I was like WTF all these other girls she intro'd me to were way better than her.

I guess she said if I come back this week these girls are here.

Just bad luck. But went for it the 2nd time today.

MMS wasn't there and I was like damn it.

Anyhow, the girl who took me in had big boobs but overall wasn't petite like I wanted. And her face definitely like the other gal before just not for me.

I was like can I see all the girls. And she said yes and I went to the bathroom and came back and I think she wanted to service me and I said I wanted to see the others.

Make a long story short the next girl who came in was more my type petite and cute fake boobs but overall cute her name was Kelly and ended up she was very friendly.

Her name was Kelly BTW if anybody sees her.

I paid the $160 for FS with no haggle because it's been awhile and I didn't want any hassle.

Overall the gal was a 8 in looks body about a 8 and friendly 9.

Like I said it's been a long time even for me to post here awhile as $$$ is really tight but heck got to get myself some type of Christmas gift!

Merry Christmas to all!

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Saw Mia again even though I almost had her on my do not return list. She was texting that it's been awhile and I told her I like hour long massages and it's been rough lately (inflation) to set expectations. She was very affectionate when I walked in around 8:30 pm. Saw a new girl there who looked cute too, but didn't ask for her name. . 45 for the hour, and she massages real well, definitely has technique. Runs fingers along your body here and there as light teasing.

On flip top and bottoms came off, I've seen her a few times now, so we didn't discuss tip. Just looking for a massage + release, so tipped her pretty well with $. 2 (last time I got DATY + CBJ for $. 2).

Made an appt with Lisa at angel. Walked up and lady outside in a red shirt asked if I was the one who made the appt, I said yeah. She called for Lisa. MT came out heavy on the makeup in a skimpy yellow dress. Very skinny, not the best looker, didn't expect that at all (1st time). Led me to a dark room, paid. 40 for the hour, and undressed. She came back and started with the "massage". No oil.

Said she remembered me from before cause of my hair and light talking here and there. I didn't really make a move until she climbed on the table and sat on top of me, caressed her legs a little. She knew it was on at that point, had me flip..

I know both of these.

LL Mia is cute and classy with store-bough silicon. But she is putting on a few pounds and few years. She also wants top dollar, she always shorts me 15, and her acting is poor. I try to avoid LL, the girls were real lookers in their prime, but they are not in the prime, even though they expect prime payment. And since there is no MMS, there is always the possibility of someone walking in, just as you are jetisoning jizz. They are too business-like and passion-free.

At Angel on Bolsa on the other hand, I think Lisa now goes by Xixi: tall thin spinner, tons of makeup, short skirt, nice A's, moans a lot, tells you how great you are in a baby-girl voice. Paid less than 2/3 of LL Mia's fee, for a much better experience. That place always has a locked door and looks out of business, so knock and wait a minute. Expect to pay in advance. Yeah I know its annoying, but probably some loser got the goodies, but didn't pay what was agreed, so now they are shy to be screwed in both ways.

[Sticker]

MMS says checking business license. Who knows.

I saw Ice there today and had big fun with this little thing. She's not DDG to me like Elsa was, but GND cute, big C-cups, small bootie with a little curve to it. She's passionate, energetic and complimentary. She attempted DT on the BBBJ, but she couldn't quite handle it. Then 69, DATY, mish and doggy to the finish.

Also on duty today were Maya, Luna and Kelly. I met Kelly at the end; she's medium height, thin and pretty, and I saw Maya in the hallway. Both look more than doable. I was also told their one-day closure was a business license check, and it's noteworthy that mms brought in a replacement crew. So perhaps when the PD was doing their check, the previous girlies didn't have licenses, or at least ones that met specifications, so they had to go. Who knows if the new crew has proper licenses, but that's not my concern, of course. Just happy they're back in business, at least for the time being.

[Citrus1999]

Any clue why they closed down in the first place?

MMS says checking business license. Who knows.

[Rocketron1006]

The easy answer there is "any city that has a lot of MPs in it. " Westminster and Garden Grove come to mind. MPs tend to accumulate in certain areas for a reason. Some cities crack down hard and others take more of a laissez faire approach.

I lived in Downey for quite a few years. Not anymore. I left Downey 10 years ago. Downey has 5 or 6 MPs that have all been around for 30 years. A Downey cop told me once that they know full well what goes on in there. As long as they're not being a public nuisance or drawing complaints they just let them be. One of them is literally right across the street from a high school. The thinking there is they can go raid them and shut them down, but then they just drive the activity into the cheap motels in town where there's drugs and other insidious stuff going on and it's a lot harder to control. When it's in MPs it's contained and more or less harmless to the public as long as they mind their p's and q's and aren't trafficking.

And then there's cities like Irvine and Cerritos where all you have to do is fart in someone's general direction and the entire PD shows up. Costa Mesa is a huge pain in the ass even for legit massage establishments with rules so ridiculous they're impossible to comply with.

Note: I suggest we take any further discussion of this subject to the rants thread so as to not detract from reviews.

Thanks for answering the question--great point. I used to live in Pasadena, as an example, and they had a long period of moderate crackdowns and a number of MPs vanished (of course, covid didn't help) --then in the past year or two, a number of new ones have popped up with apparently gratifying results. So I take your point, if there's a lot of them, it's probably fertile and relatively unregulated ground. Thanks again.

[Alowicious]

Yep.

She's at least as hot nekkid as your wildest imagination would have you believe. But she's got GPS beyond sanity. She'll do nuru with a nice HJ for 160, but I never found her price point for DATY, and she quoted 500 for FS (I almost wanted to call her bluff just to see her reaction).

Boditec is already well above the norm for pricing. I don't need to take out a loan for extras, even if she is the second-hottest thing I've set eyes on.

Anyone seen the new Viet spinner here. I saw here as I was being escorted to the room by another girl there. Super small but curvy. Just wondering if anyone has experience with her. I might give her a go next visit. Just looking for some info on her first. Don't want to waste my time if no good.

Cheers.

[Grimmy23]

Grimmy is probably in the best position to answer this. He owns / operates one or more legitimate spas, presumably in this area.

The easy answer there is "any city that has a lot of MPs in it. " Westminster and Garden Grove come to mind. MPs tend to accumulate in certain areas for a reason. Some cities crack down hard and others take more of a laissez faire approach.

I lived in Downey for quite a few years. Not anymore. I left Downey 10 years ago. Downey has 5 or 6 MPs that have all been around for 30 years. A Downey cop told me once that they know full well what goes on in there. As long as they're not being a public nuisance or drawing complaints they just let them be. One of them is literally right across the street from a high school. The thinking there is they can go raid them and shut them down, but then they just drive the activity into the cheap motels in town where there's drugs and other insidious stuff going on and it's a lot harder to control. When it's in MPs it's contained and more or less harmless to the public as long as they mind their p's and q's and aren't trafficking.

And then there's cities like Irvine and Cerritos where all you have to do is fart in someone's general direction and the entire PD shows up. Costa Mesa is a huge pain in the ass even for legit massage establishments with rules so ridiculous they're impossible to comply with.

Note: I suggest we take any further discussion of this subject to the rants thread so as to not detract from reviews.