Massage Parlor Reports

**LostInDetroit** · 12-22-23 00:36

Originally Posted by Picolo55 [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...-/236734628023

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...l/991874753535

Anyone got any info on either of these girls? Or any other providers on the Westside? Getting a little tired of the AMP scene, and hoping to find a couple independent providers. Nothing FS just a decent massage and a handshake before I go. PMs welcome.

I don't recall, but I feel like someone may have TOFTT on the top link (the cute dark haired chick with her own space in Plymouth https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...-/236734628023) . If memory serves me right, the reviews weren't stellar and she would try and upsell you on everything but I could also totally be misremembering here as well. I will say though that the other thing I find interesting is that in her original listing she says no FS but yet doing some light searching of her phone number resulted in an ad where she used to provide FS back in November as an escort: https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/outcall/59907075 . I mean, the main pic is her showing off the kitty (which looks very nice BTW). So unless she is trying to distance herself away from that part of the industry I'd be willing to bet if you played your cards right you might be able to get FS from her if that is something you'd like to explore. I'd be interested in a report if you decide to TOFTT. Lord knows that with all of the busts going on at the moment I could use a good UTR to keep me satisfied until the dust settles from my usual stomping grounds.

Good luck!

**Picolo55** · 12-21-23 20:04

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...-/236734628023

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...l/991874753535

Anyone got any info on either of these girls? Or any other providers on the Westside? Getting a little tired of the AMP scene, and hoping to find a couple independent providers. Nothing FS just a decent massage and a handshake before I go. PMs welcome.

**LostInDetroit** · 12-21-23 14:01

Originally Posted by JoeyRamone [View Original Post]

In light of recent events I'll add this.

DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

And NEVER voluntarily go the station for an "interview" without a lawyer.

Don't answer any questions, ever. Don't try and make excuses. Don't try and minimize (I only got a massage).

Be polite and respectful but don't answer questions. You can even say something like, "I have a friend that's a lawyer and he'd never let me hear the end of it if I talked to you" Maybe even with a chuckle at the end.

Keep in mind that the police can lie to you (we have your prints, we have a witness, we have video). They can say anything they want to try and get you to incriminate yourself.

Nothing you say can help you. Even if you give them information that 100% exonerates you, it can't be brought up in court because of heresy rules.

This is true for any crime you're being investigated for.

As a lawyer friend of mind says, All my clients have the right to remain silent, few have the ability.

There is almost no chance any mongers will be questioned related to the recent raids. Detectives are not going to run down a bunch of John's hoping to get them to incriminate themselves for a misdemeanor.

However, if you do get arrested (for anything) follow this simple advice:

Say the words, "I invoke my 5th ammendment right to remain silent" Yes, you have to it say it. The Supreme Court has said that just remaining silent is not enough. You must say it out loud.

After that, say these 4 words, "I want a lawyer".

Not, I think I should get a lawyer. Not, do you think I need a lawyer? Not, I want to talk to my mom or dad or anything else.

Case law is clear. You must clearly declare that you want a lawyer. Nothing else will do.

Even if you're too nervous to invoke the 5th, continue to say, "I want a lawyer".

This honestly should be a pinned comment on this board. I have 2 friends who are attorneys and they would tell me the exact same thing. Guys, NEVER TELL COPS ANYTHING! The best script I was ever given from them (and is so simple to memorize) it's this:

"Why are you talking to me (or if you get stopped in a vehicle) Why did you pull me over?

When they start asking questions about where you're going, where you're coming from or what you're doing: "I'm not discussing my day with you".

When they keep asking questions: "Am I being detained or am I free to go?

If detained: "I invoke my 5th amendment rights at this time" <- the most important statement of them all.

Anything else they ask or say to you past that point. This is when you SHUT THE FUCK UP! Invoking your 5th is you telling the cops that you are staying silent until you are either released from their custody or you have your lawyer present (even if court appointed).

BONUS TIP: Unless the cop explicitly tells you that you are being detained, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR I'd OR IDENTIFY YOURSELF! I always say, "I need to hear you say on record that you are detaining me otherwise I don't need to identify myself to you. " The only time this doesn't apply is if it is a traffic stop (and you are the driver) when they ask for your I'd and insurance.

Cops cannot hold you without probable cause, hard evidence or (even worse) a verbal confession from you so do NOT under any circumstances make their jobs easier! Remember: cops are not there to help you. Practice the script above and protect yourself.

TL; DR: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN TALKING TO COPS!

**JoeyRamone** · 12-21-23 10:31

In light of recent events I'll add this.

DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

And NEVER voluntarily go the station for an "interview" without a lawyer.

Don't answer any questions, ever. Don't try and make excuses. Don't try and minimize (I only got a massage).

Be polite and respectful but don't answer questions. You can even say something like, "I have a friend that's a lawyer and he'd never let me hear the end of it if I talked to you" Maybe even with a chuckle at the end.

Keep in mind that the police can lie to you (we have your prints, we have a witness, we have video). They can say anything they want to try and get you to incriminate yourself.

Nothing you say can help you. Even if you give them information that 100% exonerates you, it can't be brought up in court because of heresy rules.

This is true for any crime you're being investigated for.

As a lawyer friend of mind says, All my clients have the right to remain silent, few have the ability.

There is almost no chance any mongers will be questioned related to the recent raids. Detectives are not going to run down a bunch of John's hoping to get them to incriminate themselves for a misdemeanor.

However, if you do get arrested (for anything) follow this simple advice:

Say the words, "I invoke my 5th ammendment right to remain silent" Yes, you have to it say it. The Supreme Court has said that just remaining silent is not enough. You must say it out loud.

After that, say these 4 words, "I want a lawyer".

Not, I think I should get a lawyer. Not, do you think I need a lawyer? Not, I want to talk to my mom or dad or anything else.

Case law is clear. You must clearly declare that you want a lawyer. Nothing else will do.

Even if you're too nervous to invoke the 5th, continue to say, "I want a lawyer".

**JAsian** · 12-21-23 10:10

Originally Posted by MisterPaul [View Original Post]

I returned last night to finally check out Apple. I had a wonderful experience. She is hot and very accommodating. As I was leaving, a Uber driver was dropping off a new girl. I had a brief chat with her in the parking lot. She was very pretty and told me her name was Nana. Nana had shoulder length dark brown hair and gorgeous big brown eyes. She had on a winter coat and a Dallas Cowboy t-shirt. I need to return to see what she looks like without the coat and t-shirt.

I noticed they changed the phone number and have K-girls now. Do you know why?

**Smashing1979** · 12-21-23 08:00

Originally Posted by GolDark [View Original Post]

Most progressives agree that sex work should be legalized and regulated to provide a safe environment for both providers and clients. What they are against, as we all should be, is human trafficking and being forced into sex work. You really are barking up the wrong tree here, trying to make some irrelevant political points.

This is true. The most liberal area of the state (Ann Arbor / Washtenaw County) is the one area in Michigan that has decriminalized sex work.

**Final Fantasy** · 12-20-23 22:59

I do not remember seeing this reviewed. Stop by and was greeted by cute thirty-ish YO girl. Like, abnormally cute for massage joint. Seems possibly like a new place. Much to my surprise, she gave really Good massage. English was not great, but ok. She did some back walking without the bars on ceiling, which impressed me.

When it came time for leg massage, she did some fingers in the ass crack, which I did not hate, then she started basically edging me when I was face down. She stopped right before the bomb went off, wiped back down with hot towel, then flip and edged some more. . 7 house, . 6 tip. No negotiating happened, so I appreciated that. Name was Yuyu. This has to be the 4th Yuyu I've heard of.

The other girl in there was roughly 30 also. I hate to give up such a spot, but wouldn't be right to hog it. Give them some business guys.

Warren.

**HungaryMan** · 12-20-23 22:20

Originally Posted by HarryDude [View Original Post]

That would have made more sense and sorry to call you out AM but better safe than sorry LOL.

No worries but I am not the original poster.

**HarryDude** · 12-20-23 20:40

Originally Posted by HungaryMan [View Original Post]

Imagine quote marks before the word we and after the word misdemeanors and you'll understand probably more clearly.

That would have made more sense and sorry to call you out AM but better safe than sorry LOL.

**HungaryMan** · 12-20-23 20:36

Originally Posted by HarryDude [View Original Post]

Just curious, your wording is strange what do you mean by we wrote 300 misdemeanors. ? Are you in that profession and monger as well?

Imagine quote marks before the word we and after the word misdemeanors and you'll understand probably more clearly.

**AnanaMo** · 12-20-23 20:07

Originally Posted by SamPerkins420 [View Original Post]

Pretty sure that he meant "the cops aren't issuing press releases about writing a bunch of citations for getting a handy".

Yes, I was being sarcastic. They won't waste their time because it's not news worthy.

**LostInDetroit** · 12-20-23 16:59

Originally Posted by TridentD [View Original Post]

It took me a month but I finally made it back to see Lisa. This time, I went for the table shower. Great experience. A very thorough scrubbing. Once again, she gave me a very good massage. She performed wonderfully and I was totally happy. On the way out, I saw a hot looking girl and Lisa told me that her name was Annie. She just arrived last night. She suggested that I might want to try her next time. As much as I like Lisa, I will probably give Annie an audition soon. Variety is definitely something I like.

Just out of curiosity, what was the total damage out the door for Lisa? I might try and make it out there this week as an early Christmas present to myself.

**TridentD** · 12-20-23 13:55

Originally Posted by TridentD [View Original Post]

https://us-detroit.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23067979.html

I saw this ad a few months ago and was unable to find this place. I am in this area frequently so I just kept my eyes opened. It turns out, Gold Star is not in Ferndale; it is in Detroit. The Google map shows it in Ferndale about a half mile west of Woodward on W Eight Mile. It is actually on EAST EIGHT MILE about a quarter mile east of I-75. I stumbled upon it yesterday and stopped in for a visit. A beautiful Korean girl named Lisa answered the door and welcomed me in. She was early-30's with a great body hidden by a very tiny dress that barely covered her ass. I gave her the $80 house fee and started to get undressed. I should mention that the spa was spotless and furnished beautifully. Lisa came into the room and offered me a table shower. I was somewhat pressed for time so I declined. I got on the table face down and she began a very good massage. It was much better than almost any Asian place I have been. She did a very thorough job and her fingers let me know that it was time to turn over. I am a bit older so sometimes I need a little more encouragement to go forward. Lisa was very patient and provided the addition stimulus required. About 15 minutes later, she cleaned me up with an alcohol soaked cloth and gave me another 20 minutes of excellent massage. My visit to Gold Star spa was super and I will most certainly return.

It took me a month but I finally made it back to see Lisa. This time, I went for the table shower. Great experience. A very thorough scrubbing. Once again, she gave me a very good massage. She performed wonderfully and I was totally happy. On the way out, I saw a hot looking girl and Lisa told me that her name was Annie. She just arrived last night. She suggested that I might want to try her next time. As much as I like Lisa, I will probably give Annie an audition soon. Variety is definitely something I like.