Massage Parlor Reports

**TeeTime69** · 12-11-23 19:47

This is an AMP on Auburn Rd, west of Rochester Road. About 100 feet west of the McDonald's.

Great massage with light teasing until the flip. Then DIY with a nice assist. Attractive staff. Up to 3 therapists, depending when you visit.

$70 hr. Service worth a $35 to $50 tip.

**HeeJunk** · 12-11-23 14:00

Originally Posted by FinalFantasy [View Original Post]

I used to be able to use the search somewhat, but 50% of the time, would have issues such as "no results" or "your search topic is too broad, narrow it down".

Now I can't get any results, no matter what I search. It's been an issue for me for a couple weeks at least. Is this a problem that others are experiencing? For example, searching "Thai Massage Farmington" or "thai massage farmington HE" both return no results for whatever reason. I thought I read at some point that you are supposed to eliminate the space between words to get better results. Is that true?

Trying to find an A+ Thai massage or PP A+ massage, with the most basic of HE. I'm bored of the Chinese joints, and Bonita and the like allegedly don't really provide a massage as such.

Rather than try to analyze the search engine. Here is a more direct answer. The thai places are generally not HE friendly. Some have reported success after multiple visits.

**RWhite** · 12-11-23 13:10

I can now confirm that the same "Lia" from 1717 is the same woman that is now the next lot over at 33433. It purposely looks vacant but it definitely isn't. YMMV.

**Wasabi313** · 12-11-23 09:15

Originally Posted by FinalFantasy [View Original Post]

I used to be able to use the search somewhat, but 50% of the time, would have issues such as "no results" or "your search topic is too broad, narrow it down".

Now I can't get any results, no matter what I search. It's been an issue for me for a couple weeks at least. Is this a problem that others are experiencing? For example, searching "Thai Massage Farmington" or "thai massage farmington HE" both return no results for whatever reason. I thought I read at some point that you are supposed to eliminate the space between words to get better results. Is that true?

Trying to find an A+ Thai massage or PP A+ massage, with the most basic of HE. I'm bored of the Chinese joints, and Bonita and the like allegedly don't really provide a massage as such.

Less is more. Try searching for Farmington or Thai first. If that yields too many results add additional words. The search feature is likely trying to satisfy all of your words exactly like you typed them in, so the results are nothing if there isn't an exact match. Try less words and you may get more results, but possibly more scrolling.

Happy searching!

**SalBass** · 12-10-23 22:16

Originally Posted by Rasp5657 [View Original Post]

I concur with Riker. The best way to enjoy Downriver Nuru and Bonita (both highly reviewed over here) is to close your eyes and think about your neighbor while they do their job! Service 10/10, anything else no comments.

I agree Bonita being about 60 now is just too flabby for me too visit anymore.

Nuru lady is a troll, saw her once.

**Forty Four** · 12-10-23 21:40

Originally Posted by FinalFantasy [View Original Post]

I used to be able to use the search somewhat, but 50% of the time, would have issues such as "no results" or "your search topic is too broad, narrow it down".

Now I can't get any results, no matter what I search. It's been an issue for me for a couple weeks at least. Is this a problem that others are experiencing? For example, searching "Thai Massage Farmington" or "thai massage farmington HE" both return no results for whatever reason. I thought I read at some point that you are supposed to eliminate the space between words to get better results. Is that true?

Trying to find an A+ Thai massage or PP A+ massage, with the most basic of HE. I'm bored of the Chinese joints, and Bonita and the like allegedly don't really provide a massage as such.

Search engines often use quote or double-quote to mean exact match (for example the exact phrase "Thai Massage Farmington" . Your post here uses double-quotes to describe what you are searching for, and I'm guessing that you used quotes in your search string. When I searched for Thai Massage Farmington (without the quotes), I got 67 hits.

I found that I have better luck using Advanced Search specifying Search in Forum = Detroit, or using the Search Thread option (just above and to the right of where the webpage says: This forum thread is moderated by Admin.

I only use a computer, (Chrome Browser) not a phone, and have no clue if a phone is different.

**TeeTime69** · 12-10-23 09:26

Originally Posted by FinalFantasy [View Original Post]

I used to be able to use the search somewhat, but 50% of the time, would have issues such as "no results" or "your search topic is too broad, narrow it down".

Now I can't get any results, no matter what I search. It's been an issue for me for a couple weeks at least. Is this a problem that others are experiencing? For example, searching "Thai Massage Farmington" or "thai massage farmington HE" both return no results for whatever reason. I thought I read at some point that you are supposed to eliminate the space between words to get better results. Is that true?

Trying to find an A+ Thai massage or PP A+ massage, with the most basic of HE. I'm bored of the Chinese joints, and Bonita and the like allegedly don't really provide a massage as such.

It seems the search function is very rudimentary. Try using no more than two words of at least 4 characters.

**Final Fantasy** · 12-09-23 15:58

I used to be able to use the search somewhat, but 50% of the time, would have issues such as "no results" or "your search topic is too broad, narrow it down".

Now I can't get any results, no matter what I search. It's been an issue for me for a couple weeks at least. Is this a problem that others are experiencing? For example, searching "Thai Massage Farmington" or "thai massage farmington HE" both return no results for whatever reason. I thought I read at some point that you are supposed to eliminate the space between words to get better results. Is that true?

Trying to find an A+ Thai massage or PP A+ massage, with the most basic of HE. I'm bored of the Chinese joints, and Bonita and the like allegedly don't really provide a massage as such.

**OnAnonAnon** · 12-09-23 14:42

Originally Posted by Lamarr [View Original Post]

Nobody there, barren lobby, locked door with a real estate card taped to the door. Was the number forwarded to their other locations?

Phone is not forwarded. Low profile because they are so darned close to Stevenson High School!

**Member #6927** · 12-09-23 09:27

Originally Posted by Riker36 [View Original Post]

Think Shrek. Seriously. An older Shrek. The people that go see her have absolutely no concern about looks.

I concur with Riker. The best way to enjoy Downriver Nuru and Bonita (both highly reviewed over here) is to close your eyes and think about your neighbor while they do their job! Service 10/10, anything else no comments.