Massage Parlor Reports

[VideoKing]

Been hobbying for 12 years ans finally made my way down to see her. You are in the middle of a BUSY subdivision street. I parked in her driveway, towards the back of the driveway where a single car garage is in the backyard. Not discreet at all.

She looks like an asexual odd looking asian lady who is probably mid 60's. Her body isn't bad but nothing exciting. Massage was mediocre at best. I thought I was going to get a nuru massage but she just sucked on me for a bit and then switched to mish. Will not repeat.

I have seen her several times over the years. Always provides good service and has a good attitude. Nobody ever said she is a Playboy model. However, she isn't Shrek. If you wanted a nuru you should have requested it when you made your appointment. She has other services too. It appears there was a lack of communication.

[Caboose13]

Anyone Remer the blonde that was doing massages in waterford. Been a long time, she used to work out of those apartments on the far side by white lake and then moved to a house in waterford close to clarkston. She was always a good time.

[CountryBoi3575]

I've been reading about 200 at these places. Is there a house fee on top of that?

I remember the days 200 would get you a couple hours at M1.

[CarpetMunchr69]

Been hobbying for 12 years ans finally made my way down to see her. You are in the middle of a BUSY subdivision street. I parked in her driveway, towards the back of the driveway where a single car garage is in the backyard. Not discreet at all.

She looks like an asexual odd looking asian lady who is probably mid 60's. Her body isn't bad but nothing exciting. Massage was mediocre at best. I thought I was going to get a nuru massage but she just sucked on me for a bit and then switched to mish. Will not repeat.

Been reading alot of posts about this lady but no one has given an accurate description of her. Based on the service described it sounds like a very good time. I have read conflicting reports on her. One says she is 70. Another claims she is 51. Some say she has nice tits. I guess I want to know generally what to expect. Ball park height weight. Tits. Are the b c d cups? Build. Slender. Thick. Overweight. Sounds like she has great personality and skills. But would just love a better picture of what to expect when she opens the door. I also have read place is clean. She is apparently a non smoker. Also curious about the lingham massage. That sounds appealing and maybe better than the nuru.

[Riker36]

Been reading alot of posts about this lady but no one has given an accurate description of her. Based on the service described it sounds like a very good time. I have read conflicting reports on her. One says she is 70. Another claims she is 51. Some say she has nice tits. I guess I want to know generally what to expect. Ball park height weight. Tits. Are the b c d cups? Build. Slender. Thick. Overweight. Sounds like she has great personality and skills. But would just love a better picture of what to expect when she opens the door. I also have read place is clean. She is apparently a non smoker. Also curious about the lingham massage. That sounds appealing and maybe better than the nuru.

Think Shrek. Seriously. An older Shrek. The people that go see her have absolutely no concern about looks.

[IAmNotMe]

Weed greatly enhances everything.

Including the traffic fine and penalty if you get pulled over.

[DarkKnight23]

Not my words but a confession I found online.

Man that's so sad to read. I pray someone encourages him to get help he needs before its too late.

[SilentHeyDude]

Weed greatly enhances everything.

What kind of flower is good for that?

[Miggy90]

If WeSpa girls are asking about Allcare, I wonder if they are feeling you out as a customer to see what you'll pay for more service or to see how safe you are or a number of other things. Who was your provider there?

Tina is her name. I can guarantee nothing more is to be had there. I think she might have heard from another hobbyist or maybe she's reading some of the forums.

[SilentHeyDude]

Does anyone have her contact info? Would be greatly appreciated if you could send me a PM with that information.

Thanks.

[GoodTimer88]

Been reading alot of posts about this lady but no one has given an accurate description of her. Based on the service described it sounds like a very good time. I have read conflicting reports on her. One says she is 70. Another claims she is 51. Some say she has nice tits. I guess I want to know generally what to expect. Ball park height weight. Tits. Are the b c d cups? Build. Slender. Thick. Overweight. Sounds like she has great personality and skills. But would just love a better picture of what to expect when she opens the door. I also have read place is clean. She is apparently a non smoker. Also curious about the lingham massage. That sounds appealing and maybe better than the nuru.

If you are concerned with looks, you should pass on her. I see once in a while, but definitely not for looks.

[LostInDetroit]

Went tonight (Wed). Very quiet area, stones throw from Crittenden hospital. Met by Lulu 35-40 ish Round faced Korean lady. Kinda stocky but nice. Upbeat music playing.

Lead to small clean room with a flat bed with hole for your face, LED strip lights. Small table with cubbies for towels and lotion. Hook on back of door, small didn't hold pants so laid them on the chair. Strip down and lay down. Pay house fee, 80. Lulu comes back and begins nice massage. Asked for medium but could have gone hard with no problem. She asked if lotion was ok, said yes. But noted that it was not sent free. Massaged shoulders, neck, back. Legs. Left socks on cause I was cold. She did slightly cover me before massage started but cover was lost somewhere during. Massaged glutes, legs. Arms. Was ok but have had better. Left to get hot towel, returned with small towel. She switched to light fingers on back, butt, taint, and legs. Had me flip and massaged chest and move to give jr some attention. Got a handy and did some OTC roaming. Tried to go under but was rebuffed. Finished and she got a towel to clean up. She left room and I got dressed. Gave 50 for tip. She was very friendly and appreciative of tip. Seems to indicate more was available for more $ and made a sucking sound and lip licking. I know the other girl was named Mimi so she wasn't alone there. Might visit again to see if more is there. It won't last long given it's Rochester but had some fun without going to Sterling heights or some other far away location.

Can confirm Spike's report. Went a few weeks ago as soon as it was revealed to be a FS joint. Drew a girl named Ipa (pronounced Eee Puh). Cuteish 20-30 something but not entirely attracted to her but she would do in a pinch. Asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes as I heard there was a little bit of fun to be had in the shower prior to getting to the massage. Best I can say there is that it is indeed a shower (and not a table shower) and just wasn't exactly all that fun to report on. That said, she did make sure I was washed down and clean so there's that. Get to the room and does the usual AMP style massage. A little backrub with some minor pressure, massage of the glutes and legs and then right before the flip she switches off the lights and starts with the fingertip tease on my balls, butthole and pretty much anywhere else she can arouse me. I call it the "sales pitch" as every AMP provider does this these days (at least from my experience). Anyways, we get to the flip and she asks me what I want and I tell her everything. She asks how much I had and I tell her $160. She smiles and nods and says she'll be right back. 2 minutes later she shows up with a party hat and we're off to the races. Downside with Ipa is that the whole session was very mechanical. No DFK, FIV or pretty much anything that wasn't PIV. 2 positions later she starts to complain that I'm taking too long and tries to jerk me off to finish me up. I toss her back onto the table and finish her off in mish. Afterwards, she got some hot towels to clean me up and wraps up the session with a light massage on my chest and legs.

All in all, not bad for $240 all in, but I feel like I could get better from cuter looking providers for just a tiny bit extra (Day Spa in Shelby immediately comes to mind). Ipa mentioned she was only there until the end of November but plans to come back once every few months (as long as the joint still exists). She claims she's from New York (or at the very least her boss is from NY) so this might be the same group of girls that are touring MI like Anna was a few months back. Lastly, to add to Spike's comments, I don't think this place is going to get shut down anytime soon. Granted, yes it's in Rochester and the fuzz out there is always looking for a bust (mainly because they're bored like the Troy cops are) but it's pretty well hidden off the main roads and as long as the other building tenants don't complain, this place should survive for a while. As always, YMMV and stay safe.

[MichiBob]

Does she have plain ole massage massage without the fancy hydo, nuru. Just massage and play? If so diff rate? Thanks.

Been reading alot of posts about this lady but no one has given an accurate description of her. Based on the service described it sounds like a very good time. I have read conflicting reports on her. One says she is 70. Another claims she is 51. Some say she has nice tits. I guess I want to know generally what to expect. Ball park height weight. Tits. Are the b c d cups? Build. Slender. Thick. Overweight. Sounds like she has great personality and skills. But would just love a better picture of what to expect when she opens the door. I also have read place is clean. She is apparently a non smoker. Also curious about the lingham massage. That sounds appealing and maybe better than the nuru.

[Mrtroy]

Does she have plain ole massage massage without the fancy hydo, nuru. Just massage and play? If so diff rate? Thanks.

Sounds great but I have to see a pic of her with all my searching. The only thing I found is number belongs to 76 year old female. I will be downriver soon so hopefully I can get some photos first. One review described her as shrek? LOL.

[CarmeloJoe35]

Didn't get the chance to go see Ruby today so went to We Spa. Another great massage and fantastic HE. She had me up on my knees and was reaching between my legs tugging on my Johnson. It felt so good I had to flip. She really knows how to slowly and sensually work it. Funny thing is during the massage out of the blue she asks me where else I visit then says have you heard of Allcare. LOL.

If WeSpa girls are asking about Allcare, I wonder if they are feeling you out as a customer to see what you'll pay for more service or to see how safe you are or a number of other things. Who was your provider there?