Streetwalker Reports

[Body Shopper]

Well. Ok. I stand corrected. I'm glad we got that all straightened out and off our chest.

I apologize if I came across as though I was directing that last remark "have a great day" at you. That remark was directed at society, but it is also important to mention that the remark was the result of brewing about that cash-and-dash she did to me. And yes, it was nice to get all of that off my chest! LOL.

I forgot to say in my previous post that Jessi's distinction as the hooker with the greatest record of making me come is the reason I say my famous stanza:

Baby Jess, blessed art thou among women.

And blessed is he who shooteth seed into your face hole.

After all, among women, she is truly a blessed and special creature, sucking out loads from my cock at a greater rate than any other hooker. Jill is close behind her.

All of that being said, when Erika is on her game- which is probably 60% of the time- she gives the very best, most enjoyable blow jobs. Only this summer did Erika begin standing out as the most, or one of the most skilled cocksuckers in Silver City. In my first six years of dating Erika, she stood out for her good looks, great personality, dependability, and professionalism. But there are tons of great cocksuckers out there, and as great as she was, she ranked among them. This summer, however- after a 7-month gap since our previous date last December- she has been really milking my cock. During the majority of dates, she is at the top of her game, and for two months now has been giving me some of the best head I've ever had. I think about her every day. The paradise that is Erika's blow job is one of my favorite places to be. 20% of the time she's not at the top of her game but still gives very good head. The other 20% of the time, Erika's nodding off; but even when she's nodding off, she still gets me to come half of the time. Lord knows I've blasted loads into Jessi's mouth when she's semi-conscious, bobbing her head up and down. In summation, the absolute skill that Erika has used in most of her blow jobs on me this summer, combined with her Christ-like qualities (such as altruism and the performing of miracles), has earned her the title The Fellating Messiah. I forgot to mention, though, in my most recent report, that enough time elapsed between my two orgasms (four hours) that her success at making me come that second time was not a miracle. It was wonderful, and I love Erika for the experience she sold me, but 'twas not miraculous.

Erika, Rose, and Jessi are The Holy Trinity because they have put in the footwork, dedication, and professionalism that it takes to better society. They each possess great oral skill and are dedicated to making men ejaculate. Few hookers have accepted as fully, nor as happily, that their lifetime role in society is to make men ejaculate. Also, these three were imbued with Natural Beauty by our Creator. Don't mistake drug wreckage- odd wrinkles, missing teeth for ugliness. All three members of The Holy Trinity still have some beauty. Also, I remember what Jessi and Erika looked like in 2017, and what Rose looked like in 2018. Okay, Rose looks better now over all because she was fat when I met her. But I'm saying that Baby Jess had no drug damage, and Rose had very little. Erika already had some because she'd already been a street prostitute for years, but even she looked like a doll. After pumping into Erika's face hole on our second date in August, 2017, I drove straightaway to the open house at my child's school and shook the hot teacher's hand with my filthy, slore mongering hand. Ahh. I love life.

[SoccerFan4245]

Well. Ok. I stand corrected. I'm glad we got that all straightened out and off our chest.

No, that is NOT Baby Jess! Baby Jess is a brunette in her 30's. She normally stands between 22nd & 24th on Greenfield. That Jessica you picked up is the piece of shit who cash-and-dashed me for $20 last March! She knows exactly who I am. Until she walks up to my car and hands me my $20 back, I will continue to trash her on this forum, and there's nothing any of her people can do about it. If she's still out there 10 years from now, I'll still be bashing her on this forum. If she did it to me, I'm sure she's done it to plenty of other Johns. All of my girls despise her, too. Everyone from the white slores to the black slores think she's the pits. In fact, when I played dumb and asked one of my girls "Who's that? Mind you, I had not ever told this girl about Jessica stealing from me- she replied, "That's Jessica. She's a thief!" Just because you got lucky and had a good experience doesn't mean that our readership should just go hog wild and pick her up. No! If you pick up thin, young, blond Jess or Jessica, there is a good chance you will have a terrible experience! Thievery or who knows what!

Baby Jess, on the other hand, is a member of The Holy Trinity. Just ask any of the girls who Baby Jess is, and they'll tell you. If you ask them to bring her to you, you might get one who will. Just make sure that if you agree to a $5 or $10 finder's fee, you pay after Jessi is in your car! You know that these birdbrains will just keep your money if you front it to them.

Also note that there is now another thin brunette who appears to be in her thirties on the teens streets of Greenfield, whose name is Jess.

For our readership, I will state again: Baby Jess has brown hair! This thin, blond, young crud is not Baby Jess!

Baby Jess has a few missing teeth and is very popular with the other prostitutes. This blond Jessica is very unpopular with her fellow hookers. Also, even though Baby Jess has damaged her appearance by using drugs, she still has natural beauty visible. Her facial structure, her body structure- she was created with far more grace than blond Jessica was created with.

Any of you other prostitutes want to steal my money, you will be written up for it, too. I have literally dozens of hookers who love to get in my car! My reputation on the streets is solidified! I can trash the thieves by name all I want on here, and my girls will still get in with me. You don't like it? Tough luck.

[Body Shopper]

I may have met Baby Jess tonight. I picked up this somewhat Tiny bleached blonde on 24th and Greenfield. She said her name was Jess. Long hair hanging to one side. What was most noticeable is that talked sort of like a munchkin. I don't say that to be mean. I didn't mind. I was just different Maybe that is where the "Baby" came to be.

I found her to be quite pleasant and kind of cute but she had something going on with her neck. At first I thought she was strung out but she actually was coherent and very talkative plus liked to talk dirty. She just held her head oddly.

She quoted 50 for BBBJCIM. We settled on 30 after a brief negotiation. As we drove to a spot, I was able to play with her pussy. When we stopped and she got down to business, she was amazing. Very soft mouth and lots of play. She does a lot of throat noises and moaning which was kind of fun. When I finally popped, she swallowed everything and cleaned up well. It was a blast to finally venture out of my comfort zone and find something new. I will repeat if I spot her again because she doesn't have a phone. Well, actually I never asked nor did she offer a number. She did detail where she normally goes but I wasn't paying much attention. I dropped her off at a house north of Greenfield..

No, that is NOT Baby Jess! Baby Jess is a brunette in her 30's. She normally stands between 22nd & 24th on Greenfield. That Jessica you picked up is the piece of shit who cash-and-dashed me for $20 last March! She knows exactly who I am. Until she walks up to my car and hands me my $20 back, I will continue to trash her on this forum, and there's nothing any of her people can do about it. If she's still out there 10 years from now, I'll still be bashing her on this forum. If she did it to me, I'm sure she's done it to plenty of other Johns. All of my girls despise her, too. Everyone from the white slores to the black slores think she's the pits. In fact, when I played dumb and asked one of my girls "Who's that? Mind you, I had not ever told this girl about Jessica stealing from me- she replied, "That's Jessica. She's a thief!" Just because you got lucky and had a good experience doesn't mean that our readership should just go hog wild and pick her up. No! If you pick up thin, young, blond Jess or Jessica, there is a good chance you will have a terrible experience! Thievery or who knows what!

Baby Jess, on the other hand, is a member of The Holy Trinity. Just ask any of the girls who Baby Jess is, and they'll tell you. If you ask them to bring her to you, you might get one who will. Just make sure that if you agree to a $5 or $10 finder's fee, you pay after Jessi is in your car! You know that these birdbrains will just keep your money if you front it to them.

Also note that there is now another thin brunette who appears to be in her thirties on the teens streets of Greenfield, whose name is Jess.

For our readership, I will state again: Baby Jess has brown hair! This thin, blond, young crud is not Baby Jess!

Baby Jess has a few missing teeth and is very popular with the other prostitutes. This blond Jessica is very unpopular with her fellow hookers. Also, even though Baby Jess has damaged her appearance by using drugs, she still has natural beauty visible. Her facial structure, her body structure- she was created with far more grace than blond Jessica was created with.

Any of you other prostitutes want to steal my money, you will be written up for it, too. I have literally dozens of hookers who love to get in my car! My reputation on the streets is solidified! I can trash the thieves by name all I want on here, and my girls will still get in with me. You don't like it? Tough luck.

My calling cards are:

Holy Trinity For Life!

Hookers are life!

Cruise 'Til You Come!

Baby Jess has the best record of making me come of any hooker alive or dead. She's only failed me once out of probably 35 dates. Jill has only failed me once, but out of probably 25 dates. I've done around 40 dates with Erika, and she's failed me four times, I think. I can only remember three, but I'm pretty sure it's four. Krisi has failed me once out of, I'd say, perhaps 11 dates. Those are the women with the best records with me. Like I say, I have dozens of girls who like getting in with me, so I'll call out the thieves and terrorists on here as much as I want with impunity. And even if doing so would blacklist me to where I couldn't get a hooker, I would still call the bad ones out because my dignity is more important to me than my nut.

Have a great day.

Body Shopper.

[Mannheim]

Peaches: BSW gorgeous, keeps her shit together. Found her on Chavez. Great performance.

Chella: WSW typical user girl. Decent head found her on 6th. She offered her phone number but I declined. Not really my thing to call streetwalkers.

[VikingPride]

Fat, white, brunette. Long, straight hair. I'm guessing late 20's.

She was jovial both times I spoke with her the other day. When I was on foot, she remarked that she charges more for head than for fucking, for the stated reason that it takes work to suck cock, whereas to fuck, she just lies there. I was impressed with her reasoning, honesty, and candor.

Soccer Fan: As mentioned in my previous post, I saw Rachel and spoke with her in the Speedway parking lot around a week ago. So, she's out and about; you just have to remain diligent.

Smart girl. I've always wondered that same thing about the BJ being less. LOL. Fucking tends to go a lot faster too but it seems most still like a dick in their mouth for a good half an hour instead and white delicious crème down their throat for less dough. Yummy.

[Jc2490]

Thinking of taking a day trip over to MKE for personal reasons and might take a stroll down some familiar streets. So dry up in Madison, haven't read about stuff here out side of body shops tales of wonder, but qvs in Madison are damn near 150 for SW quality with out any one to pick from. Still remember the first girl I found, think it was the start of summer. I was about to give up I was on national made a loop twice on it. Nothing. Went to one of the other streets, sorry I don't remember the name it began with a L though. Saw a pretty average looking if not slight overweight white girl walking to a corner I made eye contact with her but I kept driving. It was my first time getting a girl right from the st. So I looped around to see if she was still there. And wouldn't you believe it she was although she had moved she was on the same block. So this time I parked on a side st. We both seemed pretty new to it all. She whipped out her tits and told me to take my cock out I grabbed her tits she jerked me off for a second. Then asked what I was looking for told her head she said 35. I felt so blessed to be able to pay under 40 for head. I probably could've talked her down to something else but I didn't care I said yeah. I only lasted ten minutes but God it was the best I've had for that price God damn. Call me naive but I love bigger white girls and Latinas. Middle aged or mom types. I typically avoid skinny girls on the roads not my thing even if I tried. With that said I went around 3 pm-6 pm what's the best monging time? Feel like I might've should up to early since it felt like no one was out until around 5:30 pm

There really aren't any actual best times for the ladies to be out. The best time to see them is when they need money for their next fix. Each of them are on their own schedules for that. The end of the month can often be a good time for increased activity as some of them have to scramble to pay the next month's rent. Good luck and be careful.

[SoccerFan4245]

I may have met Baby Jess tonight. I picked up this somewhat Tiny bleached blonde on 24th and Greenfield. She said her name was Jess. Long hair hanging to one side. What was most noticeable is that talked sort of like a munchkin. I don't say that to be mean. I didn't mind. I was just different Maybe that is where the "Baby" came to be.

I found her to be quite pleasant and kind of cute but she had something going on with her neck. At first I thought she was strung out but she actually was coherent and very talkative plus liked to talk dirty. She just held her head oddly.

She quoted 50 for BBBJCIM. We settled on 30 after a brief negotiation. As we drove to a spot, I was able to play with her pussy. When we stopped and she got down to business, she was amazing. Very soft mouth and lots of play. She does a lot of throat noises and moaning which was kind of fun. When I finally popped, she swallowed everything and cleaned up well. It was a blast to finally venture out of my comfort zone and find something new. I will repeat if I spot her again because she doesn't have a phone. Well, actually I never asked nor did she offer a number. She did detail where she normally goes but I wasn't paying much attention. I dropped her off at a house north of Greenfield.

I am still on the Rachel on Lincoln quest. Tonight I got a message from a buddy from here who reported he had picked up Rachel tonight. What a kick in the shorts! I had just left Lincoln before venturing to Greenfield. Based on our discussion, he was shooting in Rachel's mouth around the same time as I was shooting into Jess's. Son-of-a-*****! Rachel also did not have a working phone.

Fiction is fun. That's why I made up a lot of cool tales and present it here to you in a mini-novel.

Baby Jess, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is he who shooteth seed into your face hole.

"Heaven is a place on earth. " -Belinda Carlisle.

I love fucking women, as many women as possible, whether one at a time or multiple at once. Unprotected, always. Variety is the spice of life, gentlemen, and don't you forget it.

[SandFourMan]

Thinking of taking a day trip over to MKE for personal reasons and might take a stroll down some familiar streets. So dry up in Madison, haven't read about stuff here out side of body shops tales of wonder, but qvs in Madison are damn near 150 for SW quality with out any one to pick from. Still remember the first girl I found, think it was the start of summer. I was about to give up I was on national made a loop twice on it. Nothing. Went to one of the other streets, sorry I don't remember the name it began with a L though. Saw a pretty average looking if not slight overweight white girl walking to a corner I made eye contact with her but I kept driving. It was my first time getting a girl right from the st. So I looped around to see if she was still there. And wouldn't you believe it she was although she had moved she was on the same block. So this time I parked on a side st. We both seemed pretty new to it all. She whipped out her tits and told me to take my cock out I grabbed her tits she jerked me off for a second. Then asked what I was looking for told her head she said 35. I felt so blessed to be able to pay under 40 for head. I probably could've talked her down to something else but I didn't care I said yeah. I only lasted ten minutes but God it was the best I've had for that price God damn. Call me naive but I love bigger white girls and Latinas. Middle aged or mom types. I typically avoid skinny girls on the roads not my thing even if I tried. With that said I went around 3 pm-6 pm what's the best monging time? Feel like I might've should up to early since it felt like no one was out until around 5:30 pm.

[Body Shopper]

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

The one you're talking about, and Troll Mongo might be talking about, is Sydney. She is in her early 20's, with dyed blue hair. She used to be severely overweight but trimmed off a hundred pounds through the glass pipe last year. She was a good date the first time I had her (when she was the fattest hooker I've ever had), but more recently, in her current physical shape, she quit after three minutes of head and handed me my money back. I decided to hand it back to her because I feel sorry for her having been trafficked by her mom, who is currently in prison for the crime, and because Sydney was honest and decent enough to hand the cash back to me, albeit while complaining about her homelessness, hunger, etc. Getting a hooker who hands you your full money back unsolicited is a rare treat. So, even though I wound up $20 poorer without a real date, it was my own choice, as she had fully refunded me.

[TrollMongo]

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

I was thinking more purplish on the hair. Younger though, mid to late 20's I'd guess.

[ZealotMke]

Finally about 11:30 I picked up a girl in the lower 20's on Greenfield. To be honest, I picked her up cause I liked the color of her hair. She was a little heavy but otherwise nice. We did 20 for some quick oral just to kind of break the ice for the day, and I was hoping maybe my luck would change after that.

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

[Body Shopper]

Description on Jewels?

Fat, white, brunette. Long, straight hair. I'm guessing late 20's.

She was jovial both times I spoke with her the other day. When I was on foot, she remarked that she charges more for head than for fucking, for the stated reason that it takes work to suck cock, whereas to fuck, she just lies there. I was impressed with her reasoning, honesty, and candor.

Soccer Fan: As mentioned in my previous post, I saw Rachel and spoke with her in the Speedway parking lot around a week ago. So, she's out and about; you just have to remain diligent.

[SoccerFan4245]

On Thursday afternoon I spotted a tall, slim, dark haired SW standing in 10th and Lincoln. She was wearing black leggings and a white top. I thought she had potential until I saw sores on her face like a meth user. Now I regret somewhat not checking her out. Anyone know who I'm talking about? I may have to try and find her again during my endless search for Rachel.

[VikingPride]

I forgot to mention in my most recent report that when I was in town, I met a new white slore on Lincoln named Jewels. I don't think she's a cop since she seems like total trash, but since she's more attractive than most and was not catching for a long time period, and for a few other reasons, I have to wonder. I got out on foot and talked to her and Corinna- another skinny Corinna who used to be the thick Corinna on Greenfield, not to be confused with the longtime legendary skinny Corinna on Lincoln- separately. I had pulled up to each of them minutes earlier. Jewels was jubilant, gay, and free-spirited. She was ready to get in my car but I opted not to let her. Then when we were standing there chatting, she told me she does nothing for less than $40. Have any of you had any experience with "Jewels"?

I also saw Rachel on the sidewalk in front of Speedway on Lincoln. She was glum, a far cry from the jovial, smiling hooker she'd been on the day I met her. This time, after half-a-minute of banter, I opted to pass without letting her in the car. I know that happy hookers perform well, while miserable ones don't. Like all rules, there are exceptions to both claims, but rare ones. I am careful who I even allow in the car, much less take on a date. I still have totally positive feelings toward Rachel, but I care not to pick her up when she's glum.

This most recent time I was in town, there were numerous scary things I experienced, and at one point I had even decided to not post on here for a few months. Obviously, I changed my mind and posted. I will never stop mongering, but I could, at any point, pause my reporting. Have any of you ever heard of anyone getting in trouble for their posts on here?

As I've come down from the intoxication from the deadlights- pardon me, not deadlights, but the luminosity of The Light OF Silver City- I've reflected and realized that it is incongruent to consider someone such a good friend who's worthy of high respect while not daring to front her money or leave my wallet around her. I know that I had said late last year that I'd begun leaving my wallet around her, but really that was just an accident that happened once, and she did not steal anything from it. So, I think that I am going to front her $10 or $20, and perhaps leave my wallet around her, leaving only $20 or so in it, and give her the chance to get me to write her off forever and ruin her reputation. Also, she doesn't even trust me to leave the variable fuck money and the tip in the trunk until after the date, much less to wait until after the date to pay all of it (although I normally always do leave the fuck money in the trunk, but this most recent date, I asked her). So, I think I will bring this up to her, that trust should be a two way street, and that we should both endeavor to entrust the other by making ourselves financially vulnerable to each other. After all, what is a friendship if we don't trust each other? I will add that I approach normal people with the same level of distrust with which I approach street prostitutes. I frequently look people in the eyes and tell them that I don't trust them. I make it clear to the people out in the world and in my own community that I will not lend anyone money. Erika hasn't read this forum in many moons anyway, but I still figured I should clarify.

Description on Jewels?

[BladeCruiser]

I had said late last year that I'd begun leaving my wallet around her

I've started bringing a fake wallet and an old iPhone as decoys. The phone is over 10 years old and doesn't have a SIM card. The wallet is full of credit cards and similar from junk mail. I figure they're not going to do an inventory of what's in the wallet until later.

I haven't been out much lately other than some window shopping. I saw one girl tuck into a little space by a business on Greenfield where she could drop her pants and pee. She had a smokin hot spinner body but had a huge bag of stuff, looked to be homeless. I should have given her 10 just for the free show. Had I not been previously emptied I would have been tempted to scoop her but that bag of stuff, she could have had a bazooka in there.

Saw a fairly young man laying in the street with two cops watching him. Bike laying on the ground. I thought he was hit by a car but I circled around to get another look, he was yelling and crying in agony, it looked more like a bad drug trip.

There is always the muscle lurking here and there. Summer makes them less scary because they'll be in a tank top and jeans where you can see there are no weapons but winter brings the coats, jackets, and pockets.

There is one girl, I've met her, and she's a real sweetheart and a good person, but the addictions have the betting line open up the over / under for her being dead at 6 months. The tops of her forearms are nothing but bloody messes from the needles. If she manages to live it won't surprise me if she loses her arms from infections. She's in a bad way and not long for this world. She is 24.

The convenience store next to the McDonald's, I watched the manager on duty kick some of the girls off the property to the sidewalk.

There is quality stuff amongst the zombies, but there is evil watching everything and waiting to take advantage for those who let down their guard. It's dicey when trying to select a girl will to rent out her mouth or vagina without any surprises.