Streetwalker Reports

[BlackGirlLover]

Peaches: BSW gorgeous, keeps her shit together. Found her on Chavez. Great performance.

Chella: WSW typical user girl. Decent head found her on 6th. She offered her phone number but I declined. Not really my thing to call streetwalkers.

You got a number for Peaches?

[ATW2020]

She's ok. Seemed under the weather and seeing a doctor that morning. She wore the famous black skirt by request but she's skinny and boney. Was rubbing her ass and it felt odd. Once in the car, wasn't all that attractive. Sadly she stopped to adjust the condom and I have a thing where if I stop, I pop. It's odd. Prevents me a lot of times from changing positions since I'll pop not even doing anything. Oh well. Just maybe had too high of hopes.

[Body Shopper]

Well. Ok. I stand corrected. I'm glad we got that all straightened out and off our chest.

I apologize if I came across as though I was directing that last remark "have a great day" at you. That remark was directed at society, but it is also important to mention that the remark was the result of brewing about that cash-and-dash she did to me. And yes, it was nice to get all of that off my chest! LOL.

I forgot to say in my previous post that Jessi's distinction as the hooker with the greatest record of making me come is the reason I say my famous stanza:

Baby Jess, blessed art thou among women.

And blessed is he who shooteth seed into your face hole.

After all, among women, she is truly a blessed and special creature, sucking out loads from my cock at a greater rate than any other hooker. Jill is close behind her.

All of that being said, when Erika is on her game- which is probably 60% of the time- she gives the very best, most enjoyable blow jobs. Only this summer did Erika begin standing out as the most, or one of the most skilled cocksuckers in Silver City. In my first six years of dating Erika, she stood out for her good looks, great personality, dependability, and professionalism. But there are tons of great cocksuckers out there, and as great as she was, she ranked among them. This summer, however- after a 7-month gap since our previous date last December- she has been really milking my cock. During the majority of dates, she is at the top of her game, and for two months now has been giving me some of the best head I've ever had. I think about her every day. The paradise that is Erika's blow job is one of my favorite places to be. 20% of the time she's not at the top of her game but still gives very good head. The other 20% of the time, Erika's nodding off; but even when she's nodding off, she still gets me to come half of the time. Lord knows I've blasted loads into Jessi's mouth when she's semi-conscious, bobbing her head up and down. In summation, the absolute skill that Erika has used in most of her blow jobs on me this summer, combined with her Christ-like qualities (such as altruism and the performing of miracles), has earned her the title The Fellating Messiah. I forgot to mention, though, in my most recent report, that enough time elapsed between my two orgasms (four hours) that her success at making me come that second time was not a miracle. It was wonderful, and I love Erika for the experience she sold me, but 'twas not miraculous.

Erika, Rose, and Jessi are The Holy Trinity because they have put in the footwork, dedication, and professionalism that it takes to better society. They each possess great oral skill and are dedicated to making men ejaculate. Few hookers have accepted as fully, nor as happily, that their lifetime role in society is to make men ejaculate. Also, these three were imbued with Natural Beauty by our Creator. Don't mistake drug wreckage- odd wrinkles, missing teeth for ugliness. All three members of The Holy Trinity still have some beauty. Also, I remember what Jessi and Erika looked like in 2017, and what Rose looked like in 2018. Okay, Rose looks better now over all because she was fat when I met her. But I'm saying that Baby Jess had no drug damage, and Rose had very little. Erika already had some because she'd already been a street prostitute for years, but even she looked like a doll. After pumping into Erika's face hole on our second date in August, 2017, I drove straightaway to the open house at my child's school and shook the hot teacher's hand with my filthy, slore mongering hand. Ahh. I love life.

[SoccerFan4245]

Well. Ok. I stand corrected. I'm glad we got that all straightened out and off our chest.

No, that is NOT Baby Jess! Baby Jess is a brunette in her 30's. She normally stands between 22nd & 24th on Greenfield. That Jessica you picked up is the piece of shit who cash-and-dashed me for $20 last March! She knows exactly who I am. Until she walks up to my car and hands me my $20 back, I will continue to trash her on this forum, and there's nothing any of her people can do about it. If she's still out there 10 years from now, I'll still be bashing her on this forum. If she did it to me, I'm sure she's done it to plenty of other Johns. All of my girls despise her, too. Everyone from the white slores to the black slores think she's the pits. In fact, when I played dumb and asked one of my girls "Who's that? Mind you, I had not ever told this girl about Jessica stealing from me- she replied, "That's Jessica. She's a thief!" Just because you got lucky and had a good experience doesn't mean that our readership should just go hog wild and pick her up. No! If you pick up thin, young, blond Jess or Jessica, there is a good chance you will have a terrible experience! Thievery or who knows what!

Baby Jess, on the other hand, is a member of The Holy Trinity. Just ask any of the girls who Baby Jess is, and they'll tell you. If you ask them to bring her to you, you might get one who will. Just make sure that if you agree to a $5 or $10 finder's fee, you pay after Jessi is in your car! You know that these birdbrains will just keep your money if you front it to them.

Also note that there is now another thin brunette who appears to be in her thirties on the teens streets of Greenfield, whose name is Jess.

For our readership, I will state again: Baby Jess has brown hair! This thin, blond, young crud is not Baby Jess!

Baby Jess has a few missing teeth and is very popular with the other prostitutes. This blond Jessica is very unpopular with her fellow hookers. Also, even though Baby Jess has damaged her appearance by using drugs, she still has natural beauty visible. Her facial structure, her body structure- she was created with far more grace than blond Jessica was created with.

Any of you other prostitutes want to steal my money, you will be written up for it, too. I have literally dozens of hookers who love to get in my car! My reputation on the streets is solidified! I can trash the thieves by name all I want on here, and my girls will still get in with me. You don't like it? Tough luck.

[Body Shopper]

I may have met Baby Jess tonight. I picked up this somewhat Tiny bleached blonde on 24th and Greenfield. She said her name was Jess. Long hair hanging to one side. What was most noticeable is that talked sort of like a munchkin. I don't say that to be mean. I didn't mind. I was just different Maybe that is where the "Baby" came to be.

I found her to be quite pleasant and kind of cute but she had something going on with her neck. At first I thought she was strung out but she actually was coherent and very talkative plus liked to talk dirty. She just held her head oddly.

She quoted 50 for BBBJCIM. We settled on 30 after a brief negotiation. As we drove to a spot, I was able to play with her pussy. When we stopped and she got down to business, she was amazing. Very soft mouth and lots of play. She does a lot of throat noises and moaning which was kind of fun. When I finally popped, she swallowed everything and cleaned up well. It was a blast to finally venture out of my comfort zone and find something new. I will repeat if I spot her again because she doesn't have a phone. Well, actually I never asked nor did she offer a number. She did detail where she normally goes but I wasn't paying much attention. I dropped her off at a house north of Greenfield..

No, that is NOT Baby Jess! Baby Jess is a brunette in her 30's. She normally stands between 22nd & 24th on Greenfield. That Jessica you picked up is the piece of shit who cash-and-dashed me for $20 last March! She knows exactly who I am. Until she walks up to my car and hands me my $20 back, I will continue to trash her on this forum, and there's nothing any of her people can do about it. If she's still out there 10 years from now, I'll still be bashing her on this forum. If she did it to me, I'm sure she's done it to plenty of other Johns. All of my girls despise her, too. Everyone from the white slores to the black slores think she's the pits. In fact, when I played dumb and asked one of my girls "Who's that? Mind you, I had not ever told this girl about Jessica stealing from me- she replied, "That's Jessica. She's a thief!" Just because you got lucky and had a good experience doesn't mean that our readership should just go hog wild and pick her up. No! If you pick up thin, young, blond Jess or Jessica, there is a good chance you will have a terrible experience! Thievery or who knows what!

Baby Jess, on the other hand, is a member of The Holy Trinity. Just ask any of the girls who Baby Jess is, and they'll tell you. If you ask them to bring her to you, you might get one who will. Just make sure that if you agree to a $5 or $10 finder's fee, you pay after Jessi is in your car! You know that these birdbrains will just keep your money if you front it to them.

Also note that there is now another thin brunette who appears to be in her thirties on the teens streets of Greenfield, whose name is Jess.

For our readership, I will state again: Baby Jess has brown hair! This thin, blond, young crud is not Baby Jess!

Baby Jess has a few missing teeth and is very popular with the other prostitutes. This blond Jessica is very unpopular with her fellow hookers. Also, even though Baby Jess has damaged her appearance by using drugs, she still has natural beauty visible. Her facial structure, her body structure- she was created with far more grace than blond Jessica was created with.

Any of you other prostitutes want to steal my money, you will be written up for it, too. I have literally dozens of hookers who love to get in my car! My reputation on the streets is solidified! I can trash the thieves by name all I want on here, and my girls will still get in with me. You don't like it? Tough luck.

My calling cards are:

Holy Trinity For Life!

Hookers are life!

Cruise 'Til You Come!

Baby Jess has the best record of making me come of any hooker alive or dead. She's only failed me once out of probably 35 dates. Jill has only failed me once, but out of probably 25 dates. I've done around 40 dates with Erika, and she's failed me four times, I think. I can only remember three, but I'm pretty sure it's four. Krisi has failed me once out of, I'd say, perhaps 11 dates. Those are the women with the best records with me. Like I say, I have dozens of girls who like getting in with me, so I'll call out the thieves and terrorists on here as much as I want with impunity. And even if doing so would blacklist me to where I couldn't get a hooker, I would still call the bad ones out because my dignity is more important to me than my nut.

Have a great day.

Body Shopper.

[Mannheim]

Peaches: BSW gorgeous, keeps her shit together. Found her on Chavez. Great performance.

Chella: WSW typical user girl. Decent head found her on 6th. She offered her phone number but I declined. Not really my thing to call streetwalkers.

[VikingPride]

Fat, white, brunette. Long, straight hair. I'm guessing late 20's.

She was jovial both times I spoke with her the other day. When I was on foot, she remarked that she charges more for head than for fucking, for the stated reason that it takes work to suck cock, whereas to fuck, she just lies there. I was impressed with her reasoning, honesty, and candor.

Soccer Fan: As mentioned in my previous post, I saw Rachel and spoke with her in the Speedway parking lot around a week ago. So, she's out and about; you just have to remain diligent.

Smart girl. I've always wondered that same thing about the BJ being less. LOL. Fucking tends to go a lot faster too but it seems most still like a dick in their mouth for a good half an hour instead and white delicious crème down their throat for less dough. Yummy.

[Jc2490]

Thinking of taking a day trip over to MKE for personal reasons and might take a stroll down some familiar streets. So dry up in Madison, haven't read about stuff here out side of body shops tales of wonder, but qvs in Madison are damn near 150 for SW quality with out any one to pick from. Still remember the first girl I found, think it was the start of summer. I was about to give up I was on national made a loop twice on it. Nothing. Went to one of the other streets, sorry I don't remember the name it began with a L though. Saw a pretty average looking if not slight overweight white girl walking to a corner I made eye contact with her but I kept driving. It was my first time getting a girl right from the st. So I looped around to see if she was still there. And wouldn't you believe it she was although she had moved she was on the same block. So this time I parked on a side st. We both seemed pretty new to it all. She whipped out her tits and told me to take my cock out I grabbed her tits she jerked me off for a second. Then asked what I was looking for told her head she said 35. I felt so blessed to be able to pay under 40 for head. I probably could've talked her down to something else but I didn't care I said yeah. I only lasted ten minutes but God it was the best I've had for that price God damn. Call me naive but I love bigger white girls and Latinas. Middle aged or mom types. I typically avoid skinny girls on the roads not my thing even if I tried. With that said I went around 3 pm-6 pm what's the best monging time? Feel like I might've should up to early since it felt like no one was out until around 5:30 pm

There really aren't any actual best times for the ladies to be out. The best time to see them is when they need money for their next fix. Each of them are on their own schedules for that. The end of the month can often be a good time for increased activity as some of them have to scramble to pay the next month's rent. Good luck and be careful.

[SoccerFan4245]

I may have met Baby Jess tonight. I picked up this somewhat Tiny bleached blonde on 24th and Greenfield. She said her name was Jess. Long hair hanging to one side. What was most noticeable is that talked sort of like a munchkin. I don't say that to be mean. I didn't mind. I was just different Maybe that is where the "Baby" came to be.

I found her to be quite pleasant and kind of cute but she had something going on with her neck. At first I thought she was strung out but she actually was coherent and very talkative plus liked to talk dirty. She just held her head oddly.

She quoted 50 for BBBJCIM. We settled on 30 after a brief negotiation. As we drove to a spot, I was able to play with her pussy. When we stopped and she got down to business, she was amazing. Very soft mouth and lots of play. She does a lot of throat noises and moaning which was kind of fun. When I finally popped, she swallowed everything and cleaned up well. It was a blast to finally venture out of my comfort zone and find something new. I will repeat if I spot her again because she doesn't have a phone. Well, actually I never asked nor did she offer a number. She did detail where she normally goes but I wasn't paying much attention. I dropped her off at a house north of Greenfield.

I am still on the Rachel on Lincoln quest. Tonight I got a message from a buddy from here who reported he had picked up Rachel tonight. What a kick in the shorts! I had just left Lincoln before venturing to Greenfield. Based on our discussion, he was shooting in Rachel's mouth around the same time as I was shooting into Jess's. Son-of-a-*****! Rachel also did not have a working phone.

Fiction is fun. That's why I made up a lot of cool tales and present it here to you in a mini-novel.

Baby Jess, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is he who shooteth seed into your face hole.

"Heaven is a place on earth. " -Belinda Carlisle.

I love fucking women, as many women as possible, whether one at a time or multiple at once. Unprotected, always. Variety is the spice of life, gentlemen, and don't you forget it.

[SandFourMan]

Thinking of taking a day trip over to MKE for personal reasons and might take a stroll down some familiar streets. So dry up in Madison, haven't read about stuff here out side of body shops tales of wonder, but qvs in Madison are damn near 150 for SW quality with out any one to pick from. Still remember the first girl I found, think it was the start of summer. I was about to give up I was on national made a loop twice on it. Nothing. Went to one of the other streets, sorry I don't remember the name it began with a L though. Saw a pretty average looking if not slight overweight white girl walking to a corner I made eye contact with her but I kept driving. It was my first time getting a girl right from the st. So I looped around to see if she was still there. And wouldn't you believe it she was although she had moved she was on the same block. So this time I parked on a side st. We both seemed pretty new to it all. She whipped out her tits and told me to take my cock out I grabbed her tits she jerked me off for a second. Then asked what I was looking for told her head she said 35. I felt so blessed to be able to pay under 40 for head. I probably could've talked her down to something else but I didn't care I said yeah. I only lasted ten minutes but God it was the best I've had for that price God damn. Call me naive but I love bigger white girls and Latinas. Middle aged or mom types. I typically avoid skinny girls on the roads not my thing even if I tried. With that said I went around 3 pm-6 pm what's the best monging time? Feel like I might've should up to early since it felt like no one was out until around 5:30 pm.

[Body Shopper]

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

The one you're talking about, and Troll Mongo might be talking about, is Sydney. She is in her early 20's, with dyed blue hair. She used to be severely overweight but trimmed off a hundred pounds through the glass pipe last year. She was a good date the first time I had her (when she was the fattest hooker I've ever had), but more recently, in her current physical shape, she quit after three minutes of head and handed me my money back. I decided to hand it back to her because I feel sorry for her having been trafficked by her mom, who is currently in prison for the crime, and because Sydney was honest and decent enough to hand the cash back to me, albeit while complaining about her homelessness, hunger, etc. Getting a hooker who hands you your full money back unsolicited is a rare treat. So, even though I wound up $20 poorer without a real date, it was my own choice, as she had fully refunded me.

[TrollMongo]

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

I was thinking more purplish on the hair. Younger though, mid to late 20's I'd guess.

[ZealotMke]

Finally about 11:30 I picked up a girl in the lower 20's on Greenfield. To be honest, I picked her up cause I liked the color of her hair. She was a little heavy but otherwise nice. We did 20 for some quick oral just to kind of break the ice for the day, and I was hoping maybe my luck would change after that.

Was she young-ish with blonde and blue hair? If so, can you share additional deets? Saw her but didn't scoop, but hoping to see her put and about again.

[Body Shopper]

Description on Jewels?

Fat, white, brunette. Long, straight hair. I'm guessing late 20's.

She was jovial both times I spoke with her the other day. When I was on foot, she remarked that she charges more for head than for fucking, for the stated reason that it takes work to suck cock, whereas to fuck, she just lies there. I was impressed with her reasoning, honesty, and candor.

Soccer Fan: As mentioned in my previous post, I saw Rachel and spoke with her in the Speedway parking lot around a week ago. So, she's out and about; you just have to remain diligent.

[SoccerFan4245]

On Thursday afternoon I spotted a tall, slim, dark haired SW standing in 10th and Lincoln. She was wearing black leggings and a white top. I thought she had potential until I saw sores on her face like a meth user. Now I regret somewhat not checking her out. Anyone know who I'm talking about? I may have to try and find her again during my endless search for Rachel.