Massage Parlor Reports

[BraveNuPengwin]

You guys know that Levander and Nature are sister parlors right? Girls rotate from one location to the other, and it's literally like a block away from each other.

If the girl you're looking for isn't at Nature, she might be at Levander, and vice versa.

I've seen the Ukranian girl at Levander before, her name is Mona. At that time, she told me she normally only works Sundays.

My favorite was Fifi from Vegas, she was delicious.

Haven't been there in over a year, also over priced.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Is BW really the best for the massage portion?

Really looking for that as top priority, then some personality / looks with a HE. Any others in same boat?

95% of the time, I haven't found a better massage for the price.

Lots of places short and give bad massage.

Depends what you are looking for, some people rather have a younger girl without a good massage.

[MisterBox]

Thai girl is no longer there, two new girls rotated in on Wed. She is about 30 ish with a toned body (she told me she is also a yoga instructor). Haven't tried the new girls yet, but introduced and she said one girl is very petite.

You guys know that Levander and Nature are sister parlors right? Girls rotate from one location to the other, and it's literally like a block away from each other.

If the girl you're looking for isn't at Nature, she might be at Levander, and vice versa.

I've seen the Ukranian girl at Levander before, her name is Mona. At that time, she told me she normally only works Sundays.

[Cinb1723]

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King in LF / LN / whatever. This spot was reviewed a few days ago and I had to give it a go. Harpooned a big one, not that I didn't mind. She was also a gym rat with the firmest, tightest calves, thighs and ass I've felt in a while. Rock tight. But geez, that gut! And oh those natural boobs! Lots of squeezing to be had there!

Paid the usual forty for 30 and then. 40 for the boom boom. She was very accommodating and a champ. Myeh. A good spot if you're super horny and not the least picky. We all have those moments.

Westminister and Euclid- Blue. An FS gem! The usual faire and donations. These younger girls get right down to business.

BH Center on Tustin st just South of Katella. I've gone here a number of times and have decided to share the wisdom. The woman running the place has been there for years and gives an excellent massage. All kinds of extras await those who: are respectful and clean. Wipe your ass with a wet washcloth. She has rewarded me many times. Costs are the usual: 40 for thirty and the extras are the same as anywhere else. She's a definite GILF and a bit worse for wear, BUT there's something about her. She was definitely a looker in her younger years and that comes through. Her personality is A+.

She's always there and has others working now and again. This place is a keeper. Very low key and run by an experienced woman. A treasure!.

Bear with me fellas, but maybe someone can help a noob out with the protocol and typical costs visiting one of these places?

[Timk1919]

Things are changing at BW. There's some new blood there and most of it is young and pretty. Several of the new girls there lately haven't hung around long, and the extras department seems to have taken a slight step backwards. So I don't know exactly what's going on behind the scenes there, but it's a bit different than it was a year ago. You can always count on a decent massage there, by Asian massage standards anyway. You will always get a good HE. And now, if you pick one of the new girls, you will get someone young and pretty with a nice personality. And you'll probably be able to get inside her shirt and some OTC roaming down south. And you can get all of that for 35 house + 60 tip. I think it's still the overall best bang for the buck as long as you don't expect more than a HJ. A year ago guys were getting girls pants down to their ankles, BBBJ, and even a rare report of FS with certain girls in there, but that ship seems to have sailed. It also seems that the new girls aren't doing the prostate probe that you always used to count on at BW. I haven't completely ruled the place out yet but it's still a good value for what you get.

Appreciate the feedback. I've never been but I'll think I'll give it a go. Especially since damage isn't a killer as well. Hope I draw lucky. Will report back.

[Grimmy23]

Is BW really the best for the massage portion?

Really looking for that as top priority, then some personality / looks with a HE. Any others in same boat?

Things are changing at BW. There's some new blood there and most of it is young and pretty. Several of the new girls there lately haven't hung around long, and the extras department seems to have taken a slight step backwards. So I don't know exactly what's going on behind the scenes there, but it's a bit different than it was a year ago. You can always count on a decent massage there, by Asian massage standards anyway. You will always get a good HE. And now, if you pick one of the new girls, you will get someone young and pretty with a nice personality. And you'll probably be able to get inside her shirt and some OTC roaming down south. And you can get all of that for 35 house + 60 tip. I think it's still the overall best bang for the buck as long as you don't expect more than a HJ. A year ago guys were getting girls pants down to their ankles, BBBJ, and even a rare report of FS with certain girls in there, but that ship seems to have sailed. It also seems that the new girls aren't doing the prostate probe that you always used to count on at BW. I haven't completely ruled the place out yet but it's still a good value for what you get.

[Timk1919]

Is BW really the best for the massage portion?

Really looking for that as top priority, then some personality / looks with a HE. Any others in same boat?

[BraveNuPengwin]

Paid for hour massage, received a 45-50 min.

Massage was good but it always rubs me the wrong way when they short.

I don't understand how they think this is going to help business.

[Mango Lvr]

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King in LF / LN / whatever. This spot was reviewed a few days ago and I had to give it a go. Harpooned a big one, not that I didn't mind. She was also a gym rat with the firmest, tightest calves, thighs and ass I've felt in a while. Rock tight. But geez, that gut! And oh those natural boobs! Lots of squeezing to be had there!

Paid the usual forty for 30 and then. 40 for the boom boom. She was very accommodating and a champ. Myeh. A good spot if you're super horny and not the least picky. We all have those moments.

Westminister and Euclid- Blue. An FS gem! The usual faire and donations. These younger girls get right down to business.

BH Center on Tustin st just South of Katella. I've gone here a number of times and have decided to share the wisdom. The woman running the place has been there for years and gives an excellent massage. All kinds of extras await those who: are respectful and clean. Wipe your ass with a wet washcloth. She has rewarded me many times. Costs are the usual: 40 for thirty and the extras are the same as anywhere else. She's a definite GILF and a bit worse for wear, BUT there's something about her. She was definitely a looker in her younger years and that comes through. Her personality is A+.

She's always there and has others working now and again. This place is a keeper. Very low key and run by an experienced woman. A treasure!

The Donuttery on Beach Blvd. I knew there would be no FS as it is in HB. Kinda like Costa Mesa or some other cities, where you just know that it's only HJ, but had to find out what is behind the curtain. Masseuse was in her early 40's? Friendly and attractive enough. Massage was SENSUAL. OMG. Really slow and sexy. Wow. As the tension mounted, hand got under her shirt to feel warm soft skin and boobies! Hooray! But nothing more. And that's ok.

What ruined it is that almost immediately afterwards, she says "times up" and walks out. I had to holler down the hall for a hot towel or two. Really, if not for that horrible last detail, she had me coming back. I had to wipe myself down. Just. Bad.

[Oc Amper]

The way I've always understood it 160= $1. 6. $60=$. 6. I could be mistaken though.

Not encouraging the notation by any means, just here for correct understanding.

$ $100.

$$ $200.

$$$ $300.

$$ 5 $350 (get it?

$. 6, is 160.

$1. 6 is 1060? Not sure on this one, but you certainly get the idea, don't use the notation as it only serves to cause confusion.

[Oc Amper]

Confusing format to me. $ is 100? $. 6 is 160? So you got a BJ for 100 and a HJ for 160? Could you clarify please?

I also want to know where the green sign is. I think I've got it but not completely sure.

This seems to happen nearly every time a Newbie attempts to use that confusing notation.

We always appreciate reports, just remember, that notation only saves a character or two. This is not the 1990's, when every bit counts in storage and transport, we are in 2020's.

So, please keep up with the reports, but don't use that notation as it is typically used incorrectly, and even when used correctly only serves to cause confusion.

[BraveNuPengwin]

1842 W Lincoln Ave #A.

Anaheim, California 92801.

That's the old K Spa location, this will not last as management does not like business open late here.

It's pretty obvious what is going on, nothing else is open passed 5 pm.

I'd Be careful here.

[James D 2004]

Massage girls are like wild stallions. At first they are high spired and skittish. But with patience you teach them to become comfortable to the human touch. Eventually you saddle them up, and go for that first memorable ride. Later, you can ride them hard and often after they are broken in. But after a few more years, they look like a Kentucky Derby horse in the dark, but you realize they are getting long in the tooth, sagging, and not very enthusiastic. Eventually they come like those rented ponies without any spirit just going through the motions. Then its the glue factory.

The bottom line is this:

Good looks and youth.

Good service.

Good price.

Pick any two of the above. But its impossible to have all three.

Objection! Some clueless Chinese girls apply for $10 K a week jobs. They get what they wanted and work for a few weeks to a few months and disappeared as if nothing happened. They are never broken in, never GFE. There are a few things you can do other than CFS. Same for the Fig girls. I had spent most part of the night to find some nice titties that I can suck. So hard. And then disappeared. A waste of time. Some nuru long-timers are also very restricted. The wave of Chinese grannies working hotels that allows BBFS for less than $200 is another breed. I bet they are new. For long-timers in the SGV, some still looks very young like idols but you don't feel anything when you put it in. They probably toured China, Asia, Europe and then their final tour in the USA. There are varieties.

Of the 3 (4) criteria, all are subjective and relative. The enclave standard has been around $200 for half-hour GFE with pretty 18,19 year olds. CIM is often offered with little or no extra. You may not get everything for half but you definitely get all the GFE you want for around $300.

The Green Sign model is catching up. If you can consistently get girls who kiss and GFE, good-looking under 30 you won't worry about customers for around $200.

For Korean GILF it's $270 half! If you don't have reliable info you cannot miss them. Whereas at Enclave not pretty is the exception.

When I was lack of funds I walked into JJ in north LF next to homedepot. Still, I rather let someone do it instead of myself. I got a respectable granny at the reception. She isn't asian, not bone dry nor have a big trunk. Just easy on the eyes and respectable even though she's a bit old. But she was wearing a dress. I couldn't resist my instinct of touching her. She kept her legit massage. Then I pulled her panty completely down to her ankles and rub her pussy. She kept on her respectable massage. It was so fun, much better than doing it myself.

I missed her, went again, but got a Chinese woman. She may be about 30 but it looks like she is from any big cities in China or Asia. She kept herself very well. And her style is on point. She also wears a dress but is shorter than the granny. I started pulling her panty. Then I was doing so much that I told her to just lie down on the table and let me enjoy. I went over her mouth and everything because she felt so clean. She even wore a proper sandals with very clean feet and neat toes. It was heaven. The enclave girls either won't take off their socks or go barefoot everywhere. Since she didn't resist what I wanted to do I ended up spending about $200.

But you can't change the world with one woman. The next time I saw her, the very young and pretty receptionist wore a t-shirt and a short shorts. They wore exactly the same clothes. At first, I thought they introduced kinky uniforms now. But it dawned on me that they are doing the bait and switch. These receptionists will never get touched. But they will try everything else to keep the joint afloat because they have a good income. When someone walked into the dim room, you will think it's the young receptionist. I saw her once more or twice. I was short of funds. Not long after, JJ was closed.

[LC310]

One of the providers from the now-closed THH texted me the new locale. It's locate don Lincoln between Muller and Crescent in a small strip filled with Chinese herb and acupuncture joints. Paid a visit this morning at 9 am. Entered the foyer with a table filled with candies and water. After a minute a girl opened the inner door and beckoned me inside. Busty lady, average build. I pay 50 for a hh and go to room and disrobe and go on table.

She comes back in and gives me the halfest of asses massages. She's wearing a dress. As she's at the top of my doom rubbing my shoulders I give the hand up the thigh. She's not wearing panties. I lift the tiny dress and his her mound. She laughs and moves around and grabs the pillow. She gestures the fuck-thrust motion and I say ok and she tells me to pay. I grab $. 4 from my wallet, she takes it and leaves the room. She comes in, disrobes and tells me to get on table. She wipes me down with alcohol then proceeds to a BBBJ. She's quite good, nice rhythm going, alternating between sucking and licking down the shaft to the twins. She laughs and puts her arm out and compares her wrist to my piece. I'm quite thick. She starts adding these tongue clicks in the middle of the suck that feel quite nice.

After a while of this she grabs some lube, puts a small dollop of it on my other head, and then attempts to put on one of her covers. I told her I brought my own, a Skyn elite large. We put the cover on and she gets on the table, lubes herself up and I can see her tensing up. I slowly start a standing mish on the edge, going slightly deeper with every thrust. After a while she begins to relax and takes it all. She begins to close her eyes, drops her head back, I start developing my tempo, I see her hand roaming. She starts rubbing her clit with one hand and nipple with the other. She's got a nice set of natty Cs, just moving up and down with the thrusts. I really start to pick up the pace and drive even further in, getting an occasional wince but I can tell she's liking it. Her back is arching a bit, see the tension build up, and then the relax.

I then asked her if she'll go on top, she obliged. Started in a squatting cowgirl, then into a sitting cowgirl where she really started to grind into me. I can feel her pubic bone really grinding into the spot above my junk. She's just closing her eyes and groping her tits. I pulled her in and that freaked her out cause she was in her own world and then starte doing my own thrusting from the bottom position. Popped in my cover.

She laughed, let out a long sigh of relief and told me I wasnt easy. She cleaned me up and asked me if I wanted water and I said sure. She I was almost completely dressed when her partner, a 4'10" with b cups in a white mini dress walked in with her. They said something in Chinese to each other and the little one cupped my junk and told me "hi baby next time you see me yes?" I laughed and told her I'd love to. She gave me a hug, Ella, the one I'd just seen gave me a water, helped me put on the rest of my clothes and saw me out. She gave me a big huge and kiss on the cheek.

Overall good experience, just wish the massage was good.

1842 W Lincoln Ave #A.

Anaheim, California 92801.

[BraveNuPengwin]

One of the providers from the now-closed THH texted me the new locale. It's locate don Lincoln between Muller and Crescent in a small strip filled with Chinese herb and acupuncture joints. Paid a visit this morning at 9 am. Entered the foyer with a table filled with candies and water. After a minute a girl opened the inner door and beckoned me inside. Busty lady, average build. I pay 50 for a hh and go to room and disrobe and go on table.

She comes back in and gives me the halfest of asses massages. She's wearing a dress. As she's at the top of my doom rubbing my shoulders I give the hand up the thigh. She's not wearing panties. I lift the tiny dress and his her mound. She laughs and moves around and grabs the pillow. She gestures the fuck-thrust motion and I say ok and she tells me to pay. I grab $. 4 from my wallet, she takes it and leaves the room. She comes in, disrobes and tells me to get on table. She wipes me down with alcohol then proceeds to a BBBJ. She's quite good, nice rhythm going, alternating between sucking and licking down the shaft to the twins. She laughs and puts her arm out and compares her wrist to my piece. I'm quite thick. She starts adding these tongue clicks in the middle of the suck that feel quite nice..

190 mangos for BBJ with cfs, that's kind of brutal unless she is beyond beautiful.