Massage Parlor Reports

**Rg0794** · 08-16-23 15:46

Originally Posted by BrennHoffman [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this one?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/h...654970103.html

This is the chick who did massages out of a house in Wyandotte. Heavy Set middle aged white woman, house is disgusting. She has a pile of used wet wipes
Craigslist has been active lately in the health and wellness area.

This one caught my eye for obvious reasons.

This is the chick who did massages out of her nasty ass house in Wyandotte 7-8 years ago. She's posted under three or four different names in the past 2 months. She gives a shitty massage and doesn't stop talking the entire time. She has a trash can in the corner of her massage room that's overflowing with used wet wipes from previous clients. At her house in Wyandotte she had a pile of them in the corner just on the floor so I guess this is an upgrade. The chicks gross as shit. Saw her one time in Wyandotte and halfway through the session this time I realized it was her and got really pissed off and left before the finish. She has no business trying to do what she does. Chicks like this really drive me nuts, she puts more effort into her multiple ads a week on Craigslist then she does into her nasty ass house. Fuck that *****.

**Brenn Hoffman** · 08-16-23 15:35

Anyone seen this one?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/h...654970103.html

Craigslist has been active lately in the health and wellness area.

This one caught my eye for obvious reasons.

**GoodTimer88** · 08-16-23 13:38

Originally Posted by SamPerkins420 [View Original Post]

Went there a couple of days ago late afternoon. There was a resurfacing project at that intersection which made getting around a total nightmare, and a lot of the construction guys were hanging out in the parking lot. Spa is tucked in the corner of a really rundown little medical office park. Next door was some type of MD or DDS office but it appeared empty. There were no cars in the lot besides the construction vehicles which were all at the front, by Farmington Rd.

Walked into the vestibule and rang the Ring doorbell so they got some really nice footage of my face (ALSO FYI: in that area I noticed two other cameras on the ceiling in the corners, and when I left noticed a camera on the building roof, above the door and over slightly, that was pointed into the lot). After waiting like 2 minutes, nobody had come up and I was going to leave but there's a bathroom in the entry so went in to pee. I had texted them "I'm here" after ringing the Ring and to my surprise, when I walked out of the bathroom the girl had opened the door to the back and was waiting for me.

She was decent looking, probably 40's, its hard to tell with Asian women. Tall (like 5'10" thin, long hair, wearing a nightie. OK face, not hot but not hit. She told me her name but I couldn't understand. Said she's from China. Told her I wanted the table shower, she asked for $80 house fee.

TS was whatever, they definitely did them better at M1. Other than cleaning off my shaft on the flip there was no sexy touching by her. She wanted nothing to do with my asshole. I tried grabbing her ass on the flip but she moved down the table so I couldn't reach. She dried me off and led me back to the room.

Got on the table and she started the "massage" which was just her running her fingers on my back. I propped myself up on my knees a little bit & she got the hint, reached under and started stroking my cock until hard. On the flip she offered only HJ or BJ, told her I want FS, she said "no, period" - then lifted up the nightie to show me her thong that had a huge pad sticking out of both sides. Barf.

Anyway, she asked for $200 for the BJ, then $150. I told her $120, she said no, so I grabbed my wallet to show her that's how much I had, and she accepted. Left room presumably to get the condom, came back, she dropped the nightie down to her hips so her tits were exposed but kept the maxi pad thongs covered (thank god). Tits were tiny, almost non existent, had to be A-cup. She wouldn't do the BJ uncovered, and used a LOT of teeth. I had to stop her 3 times to ask for no teeth. Big language barrier, and she didn't understand, so I kept getting a tooth job.

Eventually she agreed to rub my asshole while jerking me off and letting me finger her ass a little. I literally had to take her hands and position them so she understood, but it worked and I finished. She grabbed a hot towel to clean me off, and gave me a bottle of water.

I saw a second woman on my way out, she was old (at least 50) & heavy. Between the language barrier, high asking price, cameras EVERYWHERE and the fact that the women were no higher quality than half the other AMPs here, I don't think I'll repeat.

Thank you for the detailed review. I went when they first opened and was disappointed. Based on some other reviews I was considering another try. Now I am not.

**HugeDk** · 08-16-23 13:16

Wes Spa at 5 mile and Haggerty. Have known the provider there for several years as she has been at a few area spas. Only provider there so name is not important. I know her very well and can tell you the kind of customer she prefers:

Respectful.

Non touchy-feely.

Gentleman.

Conversational.

Non pushy.

Doesn't ask or try touching her.

If you can be this kind of person, she will keep you coming back. She gives a great actual massage, has a very hot body (to look at), and will give you a nice HE if you are a good guy and follow the above. $120 total will take care of you, more if you feel generous, but more will not get you more than HE here. Don't even ask. She does not like you touching her and will tell you so. If you require touching her or seeing or sucking tits in order to get off, then go elsewhere. But if you like an actual good massage by a beautiful body who speaks very good English and can carry a great conversation, then this is your place.

If you are looking to see if you can crack her code, or looking for extras (BJ, FS, etc) they will never happen here. Goto those places. You are there for her to see and though you, not for you to touch her.

And just a general point to consider. As this goes with any provider. You should never assume it's ok to just touch or grab another woman. Clearly, that's assault. If you don't know how to go about it in a respectful and gentlemanly way and have no "game" about you, you are wasting your time at these places. Trust me, it's not them, it's you. I've gotten way further than most have reported from providers simply by following the above principles. Just be cool, don't be rude or cheap, and the gates will open.

**Darwin2000** · 08-16-23 12:36

Does anyone have any info on the Cottage Spa in Farmington Hills? Ad looks good. Almost like some of the non-asian spas in Grand Rapids. I worry that it's TGTBT.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...g/038461667027

**JumpingBean** · 08-16-23 12:31

Originally Posted by Rg0794 [View Original Post]

Is she busty? Does she allow roaming? If its the same chick I'm thinking of I cancelled my appt because she said it was another $50 extra for roaming. Not sure tho.

I would guess she is a C-cup. There was mutual roaming and there wasn't any up charge to me. I did give her a 50 $ tip.

Got a hug and kiss on the way out.

**SamPerkins420** · 08-16-23 10:38

Went there a couple of days ago late afternoon. There was a resurfacing project at that intersection which made getting around a total nightmare, and a lot of the construction guys were hanging out in the parking lot. Spa is tucked in the corner of a really rundown little medical office park. Next door was some type of MD or DDS office but it appeared empty. There were no cars in the lot besides the construction vehicles which were all at the front, by Farmington Rd.

Walked into the vestibule and rang the Ring doorbell so they got some really nice footage of my face (ALSO FYI: in that area I noticed two other cameras on the ceiling in the corners, and when I left noticed a camera on the building roof, above the door and over slightly, that was pointed into the lot). After waiting like 2 minutes, nobody had come up and I was going to leave but there's a bathroom in the entry so went in to pee. I had texted them "I'm here" after ringing the Ring and to my surprise, when I walked out of the bathroom the girl had opened the door to the back and was waiting for me.

She was decent looking, probably 40's, its hard to tell with Asian women. Tall (like 5'10" thin, long hair, wearing a nightie. OK face, not hot but not hit. She told me her name but I couldn't understand. Said she's from China. Told her I wanted the table shower, she asked for $80 house fee.

TS was whatever, they definitely did them better at M1. Other than cleaning off my shaft on the flip there was no sexy touching by her. She wanted nothing to do with my asshole. I tried grabbing her ass on the flip but she moved down the table so I couldn't reach. She dried me off and led me back to the room.

Got on the table and she started the "massage" which was just her running her fingers on my back. I propped myself up on my knees a little bit & she got the hint, reached under and started stroking my cock until hard. On the flip she offered only HJ or BJ, told her I want FS, she said "no, period" - then lifted up the nightie to show me her thong that had a huge pad sticking out of both sides. Barf.

Anyway, she asked for $200 for the BJ, then $150. I told her $120, she said no, so I grabbed my wallet to show her that's how much I had, and she accepted. Left room presumably to get the condom, came back, she dropped the nightie down to her hips so her tits were exposed but kept the maxi pad thongs covered (thank god). Tits were tiny, almost non existent, had to be A-cup. She wouldn't do the BJ uncovered, and used a LOT of teeth. I had to stop her 3 times to ask for no teeth. Big language barrier, and she didn't understand, so I kept getting a tooth job.

Eventually she agreed to rub my asshole while jerking me off and letting me finger her ass a little. I literally had to take her hands and position them so she understood, but it worked and I finished. She grabbed a hot towel to clean me off, and gave me a bottle of water.

I saw a second woman on my way out, she was old (at least 50) & heavy. Between the language barrier, high asking price, cameras EVERYWHERE and the fact that the women were no higher quality than half the other AMPs here, I don't think I'll repeat.

**Wiggles0923** · 08-16-23 10:37

Originally Posted by Vajuxo [View Original Post]

She didn't offer a name which is not typical, but then again, maybe she did.

There was a language barrier, my hearing isn't what it used to be, and I really wasn't paying much attention to what she was saying.

The other one is skinny, perky small tits and young.

**Vajuxo** · 08-16-23 09:07

Originally Posted by VirCof [View Original Post]

I went to 1717 when they opened and there was only one girl a little bit fat around 40's, I think she was from Korea, what's the name of the new girl? I will have tobgo back.

She didn't offer a name which is not typical, but then again, maybe she did.

There was a language barrier, my hearing isn't what it used to be, and I really wasn't paying much attention to what she was saying.

**Rg0794** · 08-16-23 07:17

Originally Posted by JumpingBean [View Original Post]

Nice 60 plus lady, works out of hotel off 275 corridor. She provides a very nice oiled up massage and a friendly hand shake at the end, if you're pleasant and not pushy she'll wear bra and panties, I don't believe anything else is on her menu-then again YMMV. Nice safe location, she was on the 3rd floor.

Is she busty? Does she allow roaming? If its the same chick I'm thinking of I cancelled my appt because she said it was another $50 extra for roaming. Not sure tho.

**JumpingBean** · 08-16-23 05:55

Originally Posted by Golfnut1913 [View Original Post]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...653846950.html

Sounds like extras may be possible wondering if anyone has seen her yet?

Nice 60 plus lady, works out of hotel off 275 corridor. She provides a very nice oiled up massage and a friendly hand shake at the end, if you're pleasant and not pushy she'll wear bra and panties, I don't believe anything else is on her menu-then again YMMV.

Nice safe location, she was on the 3rd floor.

**Rg0794** · 08-16-23 01:36

I've seen a handful of reports stating that they've had a hard time getting a hold of Natasha or not being able to contact her at all?. I've seen Natasha maybe 4 times over there past 2 1/2 years and I've never had an issue getting a hold of her. If she doesn't respond the same day she always gets back to me the next day apologizing for the delay, hell if anything I've canceled on her more times than I've seen her. My advice would be the following.

-Contact her a week in advanced.

-don't ask a ton of questions via text, her services have been reviewed on here.

-If it's your first time, try requesting an hour to bump yourself a head of the 30 min regulars.

-Be diligent but respectful if she's not responding. She has a ton of clients so if you're one of the "hello? "You just not going to respond! Type dudes, she'll most likely just block your number.

Everyone should keep in mind Natasha isn't some girl next door. She's a mother and has a whole life outside of the massage world. The condo she does work out of is strictly staged for work (she doesn't live there). She's not some single hottie living alone doing massages all day LOL. Hope this helps!

**Golfnut1913** · 08-15-23 14:01

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...653846950.html

Sounds like extras may be possible wondering if anyone has seen her yet?

**Wiggles0923** · 08-15-23 13:13

So I went. The table shower was great, nice and hot. The Massuse is gorgeous, says she is 27 and I believe it. Massage was crap. Everything is on the table and she sticks to her prices. Was quoted 280 for full service which I did not partake. All in all a good visit.

**VirCof** · 08-15-23 09:36

I went to 1717 when they opened and there was only one girl a little bit fat around 40's, I think she was from Korea, what's the name of the new girl? I will have tobgo back.

Originally Posted by Vajuxo [View Original Post]

I haven't tried Shiny yet, but it is on the list.

I would say that 1717 was the best experience I have had at least since I met Anna a year ago, certainly the youngest provider I have seen in these places in the D in a few years.

If I have any reservation about 1717 it is that my masseuse seemed to be the only one working when I was there.

Worked out OK for me, but I would guess that she was pretty much at capacity.